♦ pitied by @belatedHerpetologist
*tzzk* I have found. That Alternian jerky. Is much more difficult to eat than. The jerky I am used to. My teeth might not be enough for this task. *sskh*

I w★sn't ★ctu★lly told how long to jump rope, I guess I'll just go until e⚔h★ustion.
𓆩𓆩 ✟he crazy par✟ abou✟ pain is ✟ha✟ i✟ ac✟ually hur✟s alo✟ 𓆪𓆪

[I HATE TOV$EE HAPPY PEOOLE ON THE DA$H #HATER #HATEPO$TING]

>> "Anonymous" asks "if u could be human in one way what would it be" To be made out of flesh and blood. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdRbzcUcZrfSUmb2jny64glKncQYtRCox-YwfaFKI3Qg1lc1g/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111 #askhal

⧃ Muting that groupchat again. Sometimes I need to remind myself I am a CEO with a company to run, and get back to doing that.

i hope the pain goes away. have half my vision taken away is shitty enough. chronic pain is asshole move.

migraines. my left eye hurts. i mean. the left side of my face. id smack my head. but xennox is holdin my hand.
I kno₩ I kno₩, I ju$t m€an at lik€...an unu$uall¥ fa$t rat€. I thought m¥ hair p€ak€d at th€ l€ngth it i$ right no₩

(֊⎚-⎚) Remember, Gossip Isn't Wrong If They Don't Know You!... I Need Rumors.
---- |there [indistinct] lots of blood [indistinct] water from the procedures [indistinct] I'm really hungry but I can't the thing on my mouth in the way making it hard want it [indistinct] hungry| ____
666--> Th3 m4jor1ty br1ght wh1t3 p1ctur3s you 4ll k33p post1ng 4r3 go1ng to burn th3 v1s1onglob3s out of my c4r4p4c3. Would 1t k1ll you to us3 d4rkmod3?

Man, fuck humidity, humidity can go choke, seriously why is summer free hell simulator, god I can't wait for fall and winter.

i’m still counting down all of the days, until you’re just another troll on the subway. #yearning #astikacomeback

im tired still … wwhyyy

I can't see posts.
>> she beef on my stroganoff. wait no. she off on my beef till i. no. wait. gove me a sedcond
|'m svch ^ b^d li^r lowkey like | think if he ^sks ^bovt the horn |'m jvst gonn^ h^ve to hope he doesn't think |'m clinic^lly ins^ne.

I’m in this chitt and I don’t like it

youv≡ n≡v≡r s≡≡n a guy clocking out caus≡ h≡s don≡ work for th≡ day lik≡ m≡
two 2leep or not two 2leep that ii2 the que2tiion.
i didnt even manage to get mie fuckin nap in cus theie turned up the store radio i aint even know theie could do that might sneak back to the hideie hole again as soon as this shit shuuuuts uppppppp i got a pan ache
D --> Is it odd to say I enjoyed my work? D --> For the longest time, I did not need to think
---- |want out [indistinct] ngh [indistinct] sorry mmm sorry [indistinct] know better| ____
so you mean to tell me theie plaieed russian roulette and someone got shot bie the gun yknow the one you plaie the game with damn thats fucked up question whie were theie plaiein russian roulette........ do people on this site just luv games that kill you like. is that the thing you lot enjoie? im hearin a lot about games that kill you

☆hot fuKKing taKe, if you’re a band and you’re just releasing a bunch of singles only to then release all those singles as an album you should be banned from musiK. Yes I get that you wanna Komplie all the little singles you’ve made but you’re a shitter for announcing it liKe its new musiK only for it to be the same shit I’ve been listening to for the past gogdamn sweep jegus☆

noww im bored again

omg, i went to look for junior cuz i miss him and haven’t seen him in 5ever, and realized he EXPLODED YESTERDAY??????

[NOW DOE$ MY BA#K HURT BE#AU$E IM TALL OR BE#AU$E I HAVE MA$$IVE BOOB$ ]
| tried to t^ke ^ n^p ^nd my b^ndm^tes str^ight vp tipped me ovt of the m^ttress. M^n.

(\ /) i shouldn't have said anything in the first place. now it's the only thing that's on my mind.

FUCJ1NG 57UP1D VR 7HH17 G3717 0FF FUCK 0FF 74K3 17 0FF G37 17 4W4Y FHCKFUCK FUCM 0FF 4W4Y FUCK0FF

X Sweet sufferer in his shackles I had the worst fucking nightmare imaginable x

(。•̀ᴗ-)✧ I love sleeping with a migraine! I love how no matter how long I sleep, it's like I never rested!!! ♫ ((╬◣﹏◢)) I just. LOVE IT. So much! ♫
\ T >< T / #juniorexplode #elizabethdeadforever #abcc

IM ALONE.. WITH NO SUPERVISION...AND MY OWN THOUGHTS... GUYS IM SCARED.

[I'M #ALM..I'M MY LANE..$O $O LOTU$ FLOWER RIGHT NOW..]

▲i mean whats the worst that can happen?▼

Despite being strictly feminine my entire life, I still somewhat held an internalized misogyny that still rears it’s head whenever I go to purchase a style of clothing I know I would have mocked when I was younger. I still get an internal feeling like it is meant to be worn by some imaginary popular girl that surely had less value because of her pink and showy clothing, or her focus on socializing. I would like to kill that part of myself. I’m still working on it though.

Break room's closed.
---- |it's scary when people type in gold on here| ____
---- |wait no I wasn't asking genuinely please don't take the palmhusk away I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry please no I'll be good I won't ask about that again--| ____

im way too tired 2 wash all this glitter off my hair :(

so far theres a lot of jades and a few nepetas and a few daves and two roses ive seen. and a lot of trolls but only one of you guys... how come were the only ones with a bunch of alts??

why was there a flirting wave. holy shit.
why do all these troll insomnia cures involve drugs or violence!!!!!!!! i just wanna sleep :(

m not ded yet but evrythin hurts an i prolly desrve it #cw-self-harm

⦓ Considering how liberally to make use of the block function, hmmmmm... Well, I'll hold off for now. They could just be having a bad day. #vagueposting or perhaps #specificposting ? ⦔

>:εε today i f33l ~

ha ha ha I definitely didn't zone out on chittr and forget I had water boiling on the stove just now......
I d9n't kn9w if i even want t9 6e "9nline" and "p9st" things anyway.
damn workplace relations keep happening i see
Oh yeah...! can tell th!s week's #SadStonerG!rlWednesday !s gonna be a b!t someth!ng.

Oh dear, Pounce seems to be interested in joining the platform.

(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ n◕thing feels real anym◕re

i dont think im anyones type now that i realise it... >X3

xx_FUCK_xx

⫸ busy d4y 4t the l4b :|
This profile name is somewhat more ridiculous the more I look at it. Oh well.

I'm so beat-upable.
i tthink my new neighbor (witth tthe vvacattion hivve) wantts me dead?? i justt saw her wattching me come outt of tthe sea all glaring and sttuff. butt maybe im being dumb! maybe she justt needs glasses? or tthatts justt her normal face?? im ttottally ovverreactting, rightt?

If we are being s-o-o- h-o-o-nest chittr, I miss my matesprit.

(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— I was able tO hOld a brief cOnversatiOn with a fairy bull tOday! (^▽^) It really didn't last lOng at all, but prOgress is prOgress, hehe (✿◠‿◠) —— (˘ ³˘)

D --> Is hive defense techniques the dash topic D --> I have to admit that is not something I would have e%pected D --> It's far too practical and unfunny a topic of discussion for you lot

I'm not in a particularly good mood right now need to get rid of some stress. Which means either fighting someone, playing a cozy game on my switch, or gay activities™ I'll figure it out. #suggestive(?)
i am in a bad mood today and i am having trouble focusing on anything except the fact that i am mildly annoyed at everyone and everything!! i feel silly for it a bit. i don't even know what's wrong really.
i do not want to fuck any of you please oh my fucking gog #nsfw

Tiiime f-o-o-r my early evening run!!!

the guy who kidnapped my friend flirting with me in my DMs was not on my 8ingo card tonight, I’ll tell you that much

my mat3sprit is so lov3ly mayb3 sh3 will figur3 out how to upload imag3s to th3 gog forsk3n imag3 hosting sit3s

do you think the local massage hive will accept Chittr's matesprit monday as a reason for a discount on couples massage

not supposed to teleport for a while :/
---- |my gills are aching and so are my ganderbulbs the water feels like it's boiling but the cooling pad is on so it can't be| ____

im 4lm0st nEvEr 4w4kE whEn m7 m4tEsprit is 4ctivE #fml

pr0b4bl7 w0nt but its c00l thx

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyep i can't wwwwait for hell night tommmmorrowwww. they're gonna pull mmmme frommmm the slimmmme wwwwring mmmme out and hang mmmme frommmm a mmmmeat hook for 10 hours mmmminimmmmummmm
d/dx [ ! am five seconds away from hurling this goddamn stapler into someone's face. Why is everyone in this building constantly doing their best impressions of the Troll Three fucking ∫tooges? This is why ! only speak to my own goddamn department. #∆t-least-they're-tolerable-to-be-around. #∇iolence. ]

;) —— Hm. NOt what I wOuld've dOne! #dramaatwOrkisuppOse #hehe! —— :P
Hell0!!!! I just g0t 0n this site ::D seems pretty c00l s0 far!

Time Is An Illusion

...I don't feel human anymore.

being cozy in bed for awhile then suddenly feeling hungry is one of the worst things in the world. cruel of my body to make me pick between staying cozy yet hungry or not being hungry at the cost of coziness
Uuuuuugh I HATE eating food. I shouldn’t have to eat constantly to live. I should be ABLE to eat if I want a little treat but I’m getting sick of managing this stupid bullshit all the time. It’s just a pain in my ass for like five million reasons.

terrible (insert sex synonym) tuesday #nsfw

Terrible Day

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SPILLED FAYGO
d/dx [ ]

Do you ever feel like the universes punching bag?

According to a news broadcast my therapist is part of a missing persons case now. That certainly explains things.

i wanna cuddle with someone :/

i want to vanish.

AGAIN, HAVEN’T SEEN ANY ASK BOXES IN A FEW HOURS. I’M GETTING ON EDGE.
fun fact: despite the ꙮbviꙮus fact that there aren't enꙮugh pꙮssible usernames fꙮr that many peꙮple, it turns ꙮut that half ꙮf everyꙮne everywhere is ꙮn chittr (this includes clꙮnes ꙮf peꙮple, alternate-dimensiꙮnal/timeline versiꙮns ꙮf them, and different realities) - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

It’s all I have in this cold uncaring world.
my matesprit vvΩn’t stΩp speaking in fish puns even during extremely seriΩus cΩnversatiΩns i’m beginning tΩ think seadvvellers aren’t real… yΩu can’t add fish puns intΩ a cΩnvΩ vvhen vve’re trying tΩ cΩver up a crime

when will chittr add a delete function i need to remove my various embarassments
itd definitely be a bad idea t* text my situati*nship after hearing ab*ut her new quad right? right #drama ig
ε-o i meAAn ε-o i sure AAs shit AAm seAArchin fε-or my quAAdrAAnts ε-o dε-oubt thAAt seein ε-other peε-oples success in thAAt depAArtment is reAAl helpful thε-ough

trying out makeup to see if it makes me feel better about myself
oooghgh my pan hurts
shhit ibspent an hour typing only to realizs after sending it that the thing wasnt for me because it wasnf specified it wasnt for me
d/dx [ If this bitch gives me that stupid fucking smile while making me fix all his goddamn work, I swear to the fucking sufferer. ]
𖦤 So. / Anything / interesting / on / the / timeline / tonight? / Bored / as / shit / in / this / hotel / lol :||

o| YeAh nO I AiN'T In tO AlL ThIs cLoWnIn sHiT |o
jus♀ learneDD wha♀ culling is like on beforus anDD i ♀hink ♀ha♀ woulDD fix me

d0n't kn0w if i want t0 h0ld her 0r ch0ke her. #vaugep0sting # vi0lence

I am slacking these days. If I don't get myself put back together (as in, work through the headaches), soon I will no longer see any silhouette icons on my dashbord. I have to supply if I want demand. Note: I do not want demand right now. But once I get through some of these I can take more requests.

I've been thinking. I'm never going to get ★ true w★rrior's de★th ★m I?

t0 clarify i kn0w the difference i am just having relati0nship issues

ok... so watch1ng troll one p1ece on your palmhusk and fly1n around all bad*ss a1n't the smartest 1dea 1've ever had, haha... ow... }:(






















