♦ pitied by @belatedHerpetologist
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyep i can't wwwwait for hell night tommmmorrowwww. they're gonna pull mmmme frommmm the slimmmme wwwwring mmmme out and hang mmmme frommmm a mmmmeat hook for 10 hours mmmminimmmmummmm
d/dx [ ! am five seconds away from hurling this goddamn stapler into someone's face. Why is everyone in this building constantly doing their best impressions of the Troll Three fucking ∫tooges? This is why ! only speak to my own goddamn department. #∆t-least-they're-tolerable-to-be-around. #∇iolence. ]
;) —— Hm. NOt what I wOuld've dOne! #dramaatwOrkisuppOse #hehe! —— :P
Hell0!!!! I just g0t 0n this site ::D seems pretty c00l s0 far!
Time Is An Illusion
...I don't feel human anymore.
being cozy in bed for awhile then suddenly feeling hungry is one of the worst things in the world. cruel of my body to make me pick between staying cozy yet hungry or not being hungry at the cost of coziness
Uuuuuugh I HATE eating food. I shouldn’t have to eat constantly to live. I should be ABLE to eat if I want a little treat but I’m getting sick of managing this stupid bullshit all the time. It’s just a pain in my ass for like five million reasons.
terrible (insert sex synonym) tuesday #nsfw
Terrible Day
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SPILLED FAYGO
d/dx [ ]
Do you ever feel like the universes punching bag?
According to a news broadcast my therapist is part of a missing persons case now. That certainly explains things.
i wanna cuddle with someone :/
1V3 N3V3R M3T 4 WOM4N 1N MY L1F3
i want to vanish.
AGAIN, HAVEN’T SEEN ANY ASK BOXES IN A FEW HOURS. I’M GETTING ON EDGE.
fun fact: despite the ꙮbviꙮus fact that there aren't enꙮugh pꙮssible usernames fꙮr that many peꙮple, it turns ꙮut that half ꙮf everyꙮne everywhere is ꙮn chittr (this includes clꙮnes ꙮf peꙮple, alternate-dimensiꙮnal/timeline versiꙮns ꙮf them, and different realities) - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
It’s all I have in this cold uncaring world.
my matesprit vvΩn’t stΩp speaking in fish puns even during extremely seriΩus cΩnversatiΩns i’m beginning tΩ think seadvvellers aren’t real… yΩu can’t add fish puns intΩ a cΩnvΩ vvhen vve’re trying tΩ cΩver up a crime
when will chittr add a delete function i need to remove my various embarassments
itd definitely be a bad idea t* text my situati*nship after hearing ab*ut her new quad right? right #drama ig
ε-o i meAAn ε-o i sure AAs shit AAm seAArchin fε-or my quAAdrAAnts ε-o dε-oubt thAAt seein ε-other peε-oples success in thAAt depAArtment is reAAl helpful thε-ough
trying out makeup to see if it makes me feel better about myself
oooghgh my pan hurts
shhit ibspent an hour typing only to realizs after sending it that the thing wasnt for me because it wasnf specified it wasnt for me
d/dx [ If this bitch gives me that stupid fucking smile while making me fix all his goddamn work, I swear to the fucking sufferer. ]
𖦤 So. / Anything / interesting / on / the / timeline / tonight? / Bored / as / shit / in / this / hotel / lol :||
o| YeAh nO I AiN'T In tO AlL ThIs cLoWnIn sHiT |o
jus♀ learneDD wha♀ culling is like on beforus anDD i ♀hink ♀ha♀ woulDD fix me
d0n't kn0w if i want t0 h0ld her 0r ch0ke her. #vaugep0sting # vi0lence
I am slacking these days. If I don't get myself put back together (as in, work through the headaches), soon I will no longer see any silhouette icons on my dashbord. I have to supply if I want demand. Note: I do not want demand right now. But once I get through some of these I can take more requests.
I've been thinking. I'm never going to get ★ true w★rrior's de★th ★m I?
t0 clarify i kn0w the difference i am just having relati0nship issues
ok... so watch1ng troll one p1ece on your palmhusk and fly1n around all bad*ss a1n't the smartest 1dea 1've ever had, haha... ow... }:(