This is Junior.
@imJunior
× Badge Guy — Job. × Code Noticed — Skilled in locating site updates. × Ping Meister — Able to interact with users at a rapid pace. × Mister Cuteness — Higher chance of receiving "d'awww" buff.
💥💥🔫 Junior is announcing a new membership opportunity! 💥💥🔫 Join the JOINT ASSEMBLY of KINDRED ENGLISHES today! 💥💥🔫 All you need to boast joinage is a snazzy little badge!
Golly fucking gosh! This is the cats balls in the dogs pajamas! I am sending a beam of a thousand crunchy bytes and a basket of ram chips as thanks ଘ(੭◉ω◉)つー☆
\ i >< i / Special badge found! Emoticon appreciators only! \ n >< n /
@gooldenGigabyte Kaikka ass badge
Perhaps such an excellent creation as the me emoticon -> (08B deserves such a Badge...
B33 < *looks at mew pleadingly with my autistic eyes* B33 < (・ω・)
.) Qh! I'd like this Qne if that's Qkay!! \(^ヮ^)/ (AlsQ the indie music artist Qne tQQ, if, like, it's Qkay tQ request twQ at Qnce?) ))
>...A little late. I may be. But I. Would like this one!
______ .-" "-. / \ | | |, .-. .-. ,| | )(__/ \__)( | |/ /\ \| (_ ^^ _) \__|IIIIII|__/ | \IIIIII/ | \ / `--------` Junior learned about doomed timeline survivors recently... You did you best! Junior is still proud of you, despite everything horrible that happened... or didn't happen?! Just in case it still hurts: Junior found a badge for you.
1’ll take 1t 1f you don’t m1nd! that and the game over one actually too
never hurts to be a lyttle prepared... ::[
too manii close calls...myght as well have yt prepared for mii partiigoers
\ n >< n / #juniorback! #juniorvacation
Hey! Hey, you! Do you like ponies? Do you agree that Rainbow Dash is the best? Or, perhaps, are you Dirk Strider and need another badge? Comment now! Quickly!! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡤⣼⡸⢶⡡⢇⡠⠔⡊⠩⢉⠶⡦ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⠈⡇⠸⠁⠀⠂⠤⡈⠢⠀⠈⠮⣆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠨⡄⠰⣐⣇⠃⡀⠀⠈⢺⢣⣄⠘⡈ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢆⠸⣰⢸⢏⢄⠋⠀⣬⡿⠉⠾⡈⠉ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⠔⣲⡿⢇⢶⢄⢨⠣⡈⢸⡈⢲⡇⢄⡀⠻⠴⠋⠁ ⠀⠀⣰⣵⡞⢊⠀⠀⠐⢻⣿⠓⢍⡘⡕⡠⣵⡘ ⠀⠀⢡⠏⠀⠄⢠⠃⢀⣡⠙⢄⠀⠀⣇⠇⠽⠡⠒⡄ ⠀⠀⠘⡁⠀⡗⣼⠀⢰⠈⢀⢼⠒⠀⠓⢀⠔⠀⡇⢠ ⠀⠀⣀⡇⠀⡀⡿⠀⡜⠀⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀⢊⠀⢠⢁⠆ ⠀⢀⠟⠃⣼⣧⠃⠀⠑⠄⡠⠋⠀⠀⠀⠈⠒⠁ ⠀⠀⣜⡴⠃⠏ ⠐⠊⠉
May I? Although I think Rarity is the most elegant.
:33< wrong it is applejack
Maybe not the best, but I will still wear her with honour.
1 H4VENT BEEN HERE 1N MOONTHZ!!!! Where 1n the GOOD doo 1 get b4dgez????
Junior found a badge for grumpy Chittrers! It looks like the crabby and frustrated masses will have some trinket representation... /\ ( / @ @ () \\ __| |__ / \/ " \/ /-| |-\ / /-\ /-\ \ / /-`---'-\ \ / \
A FREE TRINKET, AS IF WATCHING ME SUFFER WAS ENOUGH. I'M BEING REWARDED FOR IT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY? IF A CERTAIN MUTANT BLOOD WAS ABLE TO GET HIS HANDS ON ONE >:D
IF I DIDN'T HAVE IT, THEY WOULD WONDER WHAT NON-EUCLIDEAN ROCK I'VE BEEN LIVING UNDER. FINE. I'LL WEAR THE STUPID LUSUS BADGE. IT'S ONLY MY DAMN HATCHRIGHT.
ALSO, COMING IN HERE TO SAY TO THE INEVITABLE, APPROACHING DELUGE OF THE SAME FUCKING GUY — HI, KARKAT. FUCK YOU AND THE CRUSTACEAN YOU SCUTTLED IN ON. PASS GO AND COLLECT YOUR DUMBFUCK CRAB PIN.
d/dx [ F(x)ine. Give me this one. ]
#xompletionist
Junior found a badge for kinksters of the rubber and latex-inclination! Claim it today and boast your collection of squeaky goods right away! / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \_ / / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \__ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / _ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \_ / / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \__ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / _ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \_ / / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \__
hey if you're collecting, i've seen a leather badge around too.
y☢︎u ⚠︎lw⚠︎y⚡︎ d☢︎ g☢︎☢︎d w☢︎rk lil b☢︎t (✘‿✘)
y was alwaiis a fan of latex and leather varyetii ::]
"= oh, i will be taking this one. :), haha. ="
"= is junior dead. hm. someone call. the mortuary, and also, reach in the pocket so i can get my badge. ="
👥💬 Junior found a badge for Sylphs that like talking! Order now! 👥💬
#FillingTheTBGBbinder #BstandsForBadges
did i already get this one? if not, can you slide me it
Oh hey, @consistentCallidity i found your badge!
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.aadddbbbbaa, ,adddbbbbaaa. .ad" "\bbmdd/" "ba. .,d" `"' "b,. .,ad" "ba,. .,amd" __..,,,aaaaaadddddddMbbbbbbbaaaaaaa,,,..__ "bma,. ,am8888ca8"""""'' ``""""8ac88888ma, """""]8a. .a8[""""" "8ba. .ad8"' `"8bma,. .,amd88"' `"""88bmm==Normand===Veilleux==mmd88"""' `""""""""""""""""""""""' 8lah, 8lah, 8lah... Oh! Junior was just practicing 8la88ering like a talkative ceruleanblooded troll! Since it seemed kind of fun.... Are you the type of cobalt to yap forevermore?! Grab a badge!
weeeeeeeeeell im not blue but i do yap a lot sooo why not BADGE ME UP JUNIOR!!!
Ain't ramBling endlessly an indispensaBle skill for a PI to have, hm? One does kindly request a Badge, as to show it off,
I am glad to see so many enjoying the 8adge. ::::D
thys seems lyke an appropryate one for me to have from what others have told me...
I May Not Be Cerulean,, But I Do Like To Talk. If These Are Still Open
_______ ,-~~~ ~~~-, ( ) \_-, , , , , ,-_/ / / | | \ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | / / / \ \ \ | | | | | | Watch out! There's a BAD SQUISHY floating around on the timeline! Here, Junior will badge you with a jellyfish trinket... That should keep your safe. It might even think you're friends!
၄⋆၃ jellyfish badge question mark hell yeah
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Oh my ggoogness! It is perfect! I am so exciteg! ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ I am wearingg it now i am wearingg it ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
Hmm... #juniortrend #juniorquestion #yourfavoritecolor = ?
NO, I DON’T THINK YOU’RE *THAT* SELF CENTERED, FORTUNATELY FOR BOTH OF US.
()-().----. . \"/` ___ ;________.' ` ^^ ^^ Dude... Did you just squeak before being squoken to...? Junior will badge you anyway. Why? Well, you see... , . (_ ) _ )_ _(_ ( ) ( ) This badge is on the mouse! "-oo-" "o^o" =\/= =.=
/~(_)~\ ( :=: =====II \_(~)_/ Junior's been researching the hard-working scene of the independent music artist... How do you all do it?! Maybe a badge will help ease the tension...? Has Junior reacted to your message? → Check your settings!
action; query input; query: may i have the badge, junior? action; statement input; statement: i am working on making music
꒰𓇼 n𖦹t a m☾sician b☾t an artist may i have dis j☾ni𖦹r 𓇼꒱
Oh Shit! Can You Hit Me With This One, Dude?
i dabble in music every now and then perfect fit for the collection
~~~@imJuniQr this shit is BUSTIN’!!!! thank yQu brQ!~~~
\ T >< T / #juniorexplode #elizabethdeadforever #abcc
,d88b.d88b, 88888888888 `Y8888888Y' `Y888Y' `Y' Junior heard about LEATHER PRIDE recently. Are you keeping those harnesses oiled and neat?! Grab a badge about your good practice today! Whoa! Junior reacted? Check your settings!
yt's alwaiis good to keep iiour leather on in good mayntaynence
/\ /\ -'<o_o>'- _ () ()\ ,'_\ ( . ) )/._./ (_)-(_).--' Hey. You. Yeah! You! Do you like raccoons? Now you can boast about it with a badge! Junior reacted?! Now check your settings!!
=^.-.^= UWAHHH!!! Oh yippie!!! Thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!! Finally....tha' missin' piece... HEEHEE HEH HAW!!! =^.-.^=
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ My time coplayer's sprite was a raccoon lets get that badge #mycoplayercannotstandmyass #hestillsavedmetho #andwestilldosomestufftogether #suggestive #notthatyouneedtoknowallthat #butyourecooljuniorsoilltellyouanyways
id like one for the collection
_______ /\ o o o\ /o \ o o o\_______ < >------> o /| \ o/ o /_____/o| \/______/ |oo| | o |o/ |_______|/ Are you feeling lucky? Reply to this chitt for a random badge! Junior will react to you once the badge has been deployed...
i have made a severe and Continuous lapse in my judgement
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < YEAH, BOY!!! PUT IT ALL ON RED!!!
fuck it! ROLL THEM DICE MOTHERFUCKER! lets see what happens :o)
| | | )_) )_) )_) )___))___))___)\ )____)____)_____)\\ _____|____|____|____\\\__ ---------\ /--------- ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ ^^^^ ^^^ Avast, ye! Junior done found a lonesome bottle most intriguing... Inside it? A badge, for those few users who be favoring the pirate life and the high seas.
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊༄﹏𓊝˚.﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Ψar, d⚙︎ a𝚿e g☸⚓︎⚓︎a ଳlunder i⚓︎ fr❀m 𝚿e ⚓︎⚙︎❀ ⚙︎r ask 𝚿e nicel𝚿? ﹏༄˖°❀⋆˖.ೃ࿔*:･.☠
<I mĭght bĕ ă / pĭrătĕ ŏnly ĭn thĕ / lŏŏsĕst sĕnsĕ bŭt I / sŭppŏrt thĕĭr bĕlĭĕfs. Cŏŭld / I gĕt thĭs ŏnĕ / plĕăsĕ?>
hmm.. im no pirate but i love badges
\ n >< n / #abcc #singingintherain #juniorlikedit! #cosmocartoonlogic #bonkSFX #sillysinging #juniordancing #juniorsinging #juniorlearning
It was so lovely, wasn't it? Say, might I get that abcc badge as well?
|-| * |-| _ * __ |-| | * |/' Are you a MEMBER OF THE SCIENCE TEAM? |-| |~*~~~o~| Are you concerned about what's hotted and ahead? |-| | O o *| Snag a legacy badge today... Junior supports you!! /___\ |o___O__|
> actually, now that 1 th1nk about 1t, 2ure. badge me up. <
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ boob science? lmao sure #Illkeepitonmejustincase #secretweaponifyouwill
¶ OH THIS IS FUN. I'D LIK3 THIS ON3 IF I COULD PL3AS3, JUNIOR
I'M A MEMBER OF THE SCIENCE TEAM... the Social Science(s) Team. RAAAGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (CROWD BATTLECRY)