This is Junior.
@imJunior
× Badge Guy — Job. × Code Noticed — Skilled in locating site updates. × Ping Meister — Able to interact with users at a rapid pace. × Mister Cuteness — Higher chance of receiving "d'awww" buff.
! | | |~/ | _|~ .============.| (_| |~/ .-;____________;|. _|~ | [_________I__] | (_| | """"" (_) (_) | | .=====..=====. | | |:::::||:::::| | | '=====''=====' | '----------------' It's hot out here in the desert... or wherever you're walking! Junior hopes you're staying hydrated, even if you're a NUKA COLA CAPITALIST...
Yes. Please and thank you.
^ _______ ^^^ |xxxxxxx| _^^^^^_ |xxxxxxx| | [][] | ______xxxxx| |[][][] | |++++++|xxxx| | [][][]| GENDER CITY |++++++|xxxx| |[][][] | |++++++|_________ [][]| |++++++|=|=|=|=|=| [] | |++++++|=|=|=|=|=|[][]| ___________|++HH++| _HHHH__| _________ _________ _________ _______________ ______________ ______________ __________________ ___________ __________________ ____________ Junior is very pleased to announce a brand new badge for BIGENDER users! Did you know that gender is a personal journey? Junior is proud of all travelers!
Ah, I never did manage to pick just one...
\ n >< n / #juniorhome #juniorvacationover \ . >< . / #juniorbacktowork #somedelayexpected
Hope you had a wonderful time, my friend!
Nice to have ya back, buddy! The folks over here missed you a whole heck of a lot, you know?
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Junior found a pair of badges. They go together, like sandwich fillings with more sandwich fillings. Like divergent timelines that run in parallel. Like lines of code that constitute one Junior. Get your BEFORAN RESIDENT or ALTERNIAN RESIDENT badge today!
Probably because Beforus is drawn with two pink moons. Source: [1] https://homestuck.com/006831, [2] https://hsmusic.wiki/track/beforus/ {r} https://storage.homestuck.com/story/homestuck/media/images/panels/act-6-act-3/04928_retcon.gif https://media.hsmusic.wiki/album-art/beforus/beforus.medium.jpg {r}
MAY I NAB THE BEFORAN ONE, PLEASE? (:B
late as fuck 8ut givwwe that 8eforan one pronto
Hit me up with an alternian resident Badge, Junior you wonderful specimen you.
^A BEFOREAN resident BADGE for me, if you'd BE so kind.^
Hmm... #juniorgames #juniorisluggage #whichonedoyoupick?
carry-on for sure. then you can see things out the little bubble window as we go.
$-$-$ prsonal !tem so u cn b my l!l buddy !n da seat™
\ n >< n / #juniorbadgerefresh
omg hell yes little buddy you ARE the best badger ever
:33< hiiii junior :33< how are mew! :33< love mew :33< giving mew one billion kisses and hugs and kisses and hugs :33< <3 <3 <3 and even some <3< kisses if mew like bites!
.. .. .' ` `. .'_.-...-._`. `. .' `-...-' Some users just can't find the words to say what they want... or don't have mouths. Like. At all! Junior sympathizes, so Junior found a badge for the SPEECH IMPAIRED.
i speek jus fukin FEEN aint mey fault ye deh ken dafty funt dinnae give mey tat shite
May need this one for my guy too, he sucks at finding his words junior ilysm pls dont explode )) #juniorfanclub
Here's A Good One: A Purrbeas+ Go+ My +as+eslab! Ha Ha Ha!!! Can I Please Ge+ One?
.em ot seilppa egdab siht yas ylefas nac I kniht I ,lleW .hO
\\ \\_ ( _\ / \__ / _/`"` {\ )_ `"""` Did you know that some users have trouble with their ears? Junior just heard! ...Er. Well, Junior learned about it, so Junior found a HEARING IMPAIRMENT BADGE.
ohh~ can my pitchh~ @dozingBiotechh~nician get one of thh~e5e? hh~e5 deaf
"= site will be complete when we get the "can't smell" badge. but. well. two out of five senses complete. ="
(≽^-⩊-^≼) < I’D LIKE ONE PURREASE! THANK MEW, JUNIE!
didn't know they had shit for this. i'm now fully deaf in my left ear.
FINALLY. BADGE WORTHY. FOR ME. ILL TAKE. THANKS.
_....,_ _,...._ _.-` _,..,_'. .'_,..,_ `-._ _,-`/ o \ '. .' / o \`-,_ '-.\___/.-` `-.\___/.-' Some users struggle to see, or just can't see at all... Junior found a badge for the VISION IMPAIRED. Order one today!
« hit me with that g●●d ᶴhit, my man »
#legallyblindconfirmed before my world ended and i made a new one.
yeah sure hit me up.
@blindedUnbridled
Might > I > Snag? > Eyes > Aint > That > Great > On > Me, > Lovely > ♡
__ __ / \.-"""-./ \ \ - - / | o o | \ .-'''-. / '-\__Y__/-' `---` Junior just learned about big brawny beefy men! All that padding, all that hair... This is great! Junior found a badge for all BEARS and BEAR-INCLINED users.
Right in Fat CholerBear Wipe? On my wriggling day wipe? Hot damn, junior, you're treating me good. Hit me up with one.
G4VE BEAR. BEAR DESERVE TH4S. THE MOSTEST.
^In fact... May one request one of these as well? I am rather well-insulated.^
\ o >< o / \ i >< < / ~ ☼
၄⋆၃ junior is so fuxking strong holy shit
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 hell fucking yes ^^^^^^^^^^
$-$-$ hellz 2 the YEAAAA L!L BUDDAY knew u cld do !t™
/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\ ..oooooo...oo.......ooooo... ..oo.......oo.......oo..oo.. ___ ___ ..oooo.....oo.......ooooo... ___ ___ |ooo|ooo| ..oo.......oo.......oo......______ |ooo|ooo| |===|===| ..oooooo...oooooo...oo.....|##:[~]| |===|===| |(O)|(O)| -,-\ Q , ___ _|, Q :!|=m |(O)|(O)| |(O)|(O)| / -..\/H'=i= |###| Q . / .-/|::=m/ |(O)|(O)| |mmm|mmm|___'|__|_,-.[]|\\__|###|__/W\_\_______MKm~'/--=m/)___|mmm|mmm| '=======' | |(jnr) | `~'===' (`&}=|" _ {|\ /| /\( '=======' `~.__,-._/'\/'\`-' /'\ '._ ,'`}\ | [M\)|-\| \ /--\'._.~ . `~(_ / //'\ '._MMm ,-._mMM _______________________________`~-'____________________________________ Junior is learning about music! There are so many ASPIRING MUSICMAKERS on Chittr. So... Junior found this badge just for you! Thank you for playing your best.
.) QQh! WQuld I be able tQ grab this Qne tQQ? ))
hey, buddy, this is my badge. vwhats up vwith that…
no like… you didnt tag me. and i hawve no badge. do you hate me junior. i alvways thought you vwere a cool cat, a chill guy, ewven. let me knovw.
oh yeah i make music occasionally, one for the collection
please junior my beats are sick i need this badge
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@cuttlefishCabbalist get on this, gill.
I AM LIT-------ERALLY )(IS SNOOKI. PL-EAS-E PL-EAS-E PL-EAS-E PL-EAS---------------------E!!!!! 38D 38D 38D
ᔦꙬᔨ ~ I like the soound oof thᯓ★t!!!
\ n >< n / #juniorback #juniorvacation #juniorhadfun #satonaDifferentDesk... #comfyjunior! #thankyouto → @therapistofThedeepone t\ ♥ >< ♥ /
LOL, then come co-parent him w/ me when he comes to stay for a week!! ;D
,##. ,==. ,# #. \ o ', # # _ _ \ \ # # (_) (_) / ; `# #' / .' `##' "==" Apparently, some users have worked on the actual code of that SBURB thing... Junior found a badge to honor those unlucky few! Good luck out there...?
yeah this *ne applies t* me ^^; can i get this *ne?
I believe that I would qualify for such a badge, if you please.
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t\ ' >< ' / #juniortoxictrait? \ o >< o / #juniorpervert
...wouldn't have taken ya for one, 6ut that ain't all 6ad. >◡o
｢(´∀｀;) junior-kun, you're lucky you're so kawaii... kawaii hentai get away with everything! (´ε ｀ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: cute perverts never have to get hate... (´TωT`)]
Junior just found a delicious HOT DOG BADGE, for the hungry and meat-loving users of Chittr. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⠟⠋⠙⠻⣦⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⠟⠁⠀⢀⡀⠀⠘⠇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⠟⢁⣤⡾⠛⠋⣴⣿⣷⣄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⡿⠋⠀⢀⣾⠃⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⠟⢉⣀⣀⣤⡾⠃⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⠟⠋⣠⡾⠛⠉⠉⠁⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⠀⠀⢰⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⣰⡟⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁ ⠀⢠⡿⠛⠉⢉⡴⠒⠒⠒⠚⠛⠉⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋ ⠀⢿⡇⠀⠠⠟⠀⢀⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉ ⠀⠈⢷⡄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠋⠉
oblong meat product... please junior i need this
o shit can i get the glizzy badge please king
literally activwely hungry as im scrolling. gimmie
May I kindly request One oBlong meat product?
\ n >< n / #juniornewbadge #badgeforjunioronly #juniorjoy #thankyou @overpoweredSuperstar
feel like this was a long time coming. you very much earned this. good work, junior.
SCREAMING AND CRYING T-O-O- BE -O-O-N THE PING LIST WHEN IT FINALLY DR-O-O-PS JUNI-O-O-R R-O-O-RI JUNI-O-O-R'S BIGGEST FAN
t\ ' >< ' / #juniorponder #newpronoun? #buzzgrub... #juniorlikesit
⊹ #e#e#e, it’s a cute nickname f⟡r my fans! I’ll #ave t⟡ c⟡me up wit# a g⟡⟡d Juni⟡r-specific ⟡ne! ⊹
handshake emoji multi pronouns is always the way 2 go j babe i hope u enjoy grubself
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*Hee-hees over here*
hhēyyyēyyēyyyy cān i gēt ønē øf thēsē īm bād īm bād ū knø īt