@imJunior — #juniorbadgedyou

💥💥🔫 Junior is announcing a new membership opportunity! 💥💥🔫 Join the JOINT ASSEMBLY of KINDRED ENGLISHES today! 💥💥🔫 All you need to boast joinage is a snazzy little badge!

\ i >< i / Special badge found! Emoticon appreciators only! \ n >< n /

______ .-" "-. / \ | | |, .-. .-. ,| | )(__/ \__)( | |/ /\ \| (_ ^^ _) \__|IIIIII|__/ | \IIIIII/ | \ / `--------` Junior learned about doomed timeline survivors recently... You did you best! Junior is still proud of you, despite everything horrible that happened... or didn't happen?! Just in case it still hurts: Junior found a badge for you.

Hey! Hey, you! Do you like ponies? Do you agree that Rainbow Dash is the best? Or, perhaps, are you Dirk Strider and need another badge? Comment now! Quickly!! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡤⣼⡸⢶⡡⢇⡠⠔⡊⠩⢉⠶⡦ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⠈⡇⠸⠁⠀⠂⠤⡈⠢⠀⠈⠮⣆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠨⡄⠰⣐⣇⠃⡀⠀⠈⢺⢣⣄⠘⡈ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢆⠸⣰⢸⢏⢄⠋⠀⣬⡿⠉⠾⡈⠉ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⠔⣲⡿⢇⢶⢄⢨⠣⡈⢸⡈⢲⡇⢄⡀⠻⠴⠋⠁ ⠀⠀⣰⣵⡞⢊⠀⠀⠐⢻⣿⠓⢍⡘⡕⡠⣵⡘ ⠀⠀⢡⠏⠀⠄⢠⠃⢀⣡⠙⢄⠀⠀⣇⠇⠽⠡⠒⡄ ⠀⠀⠘⡁⠀⡗⣼⠀⢰⠈⢀⢼⠒⠀⠓⢀⠔⠀⡇⢠ ⠀⠀⣀⡇⠀⡀⡿⠀⡜⠀⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀⢊⠀⢠⢁⠆ ⠀⢀⠟⠃⣼⣧⠃⠀⠑⠄⡠⠋⠀⠀⠀⠈⠒⠁ ⠀⠀⣜⡴⠃⠏ ⠐⠊⠉

Junior found a badge for grumpy Chittrers! It looks like the crabby and frustrated masses will have some trinket representation... /\ ( / @ @ () \\ __| |__ / \/ " \/ /-| |-\ / /-\ /-\ \ / /-`---'-\ \ / \

Junior found a badge for kinksters of the rubber and latex-inclination! Claim it today and boast your collection of squeaky goods right away! / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \_ / / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \__ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / _ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \_ / / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \____/ / \ \__ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / __ \ \__/ / ...Read more

👥💬 Junior found a badge for Sylphs that like talking! Order now! 👥💬

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_______ ,-~~~ ~~~-, ( ) \_-, , , , , ,-_/ / / | | \ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | / / / \ \ \ | | | | | | Watch out! There's a BAD SQUISHY floating around on the timeline! Here, Junior will badge you with a jellyfish trinket... That should keep your safe. It might even think you're friends!

()-().----. . \"/` ___ ;________.' ` ^^ ^^ Dude... Did you just squeak before being squoken to...? Junior will badge you anyway. Why? Well, you see... , . (_ ) _ )_ _(_ ( ) ( ) This badge is on the mouse! "-oo-" "o^o" =\/= =.=

/~(_)~\ ( :=: =====II \_(~)_/ Junior's been researching the hard-working scene of the independent music artist... How do you all do it?! Maybe a badge will help ease the tension...? Has Junior reacted to your message? → Check your settings!

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/\ /\ -'<o_o>'- _ () ()\ ,'_\ ( . ) )/._./ (_)-(_).--' Hey. You. Yeah! You! Do you like raccoons? Now you can boast about it with a badge! Junior reacted?! Now check your settings!!

| | | )_) )_) )_) )___))___))___)\ )____)____)_____)\\ _____|____|____|____\\\__ ---------\ /--------- ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ ^^^^ ^^^ Avast, ye! Junior done found a lonesome bottle most intriguing... Inside it? A badge, for those few users who be favoring the pirate life and the high seas.

|-| * |-| _ * __ |-| | * |/' Are you a MEMBER OF THE SCIENCE TEAM? |-| |~*~~~o~| Are you concerned about what's hotted and ahead? |-| | O o *| Snag a legacy badge today... Junior supports you!! /___\ |o___O__|

.-="""""""""""=-. | . . . . . . . | Wow! Junior just located some spare change in the couch. | .'.'.'.'.'.'. | Now every user has a chance to get in on $AMPORACOIN?! ()____ _____ ____() ||____I_____I____|| This badge opportunity confers no benefits. Junior is NOT ||_______________|| a good source of stock, cryptocurrency, or financial advice. W W

\. |\ \`.___---~~ ~~~--_ //~~----___ (_o_-~ Don't chum the waters around this shark approval badge... ' |/'

)/_ _.--..---"-,--c_ \L..' ._O__)_ ,-. _.+ _ \..--( / Oh dear! Is that a badge for... lizard lovers?! `\.-''__.-' \ ( \_ `''' `\__ /\ ')

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\ i >< i / Junior note! Mystery badge drop. Get a surprise tonight...?

;)( ; :----: o8Oo./ This badge is part of a balanced breakfast! C|====| ._o8o8o8Oo_. Or whenever a user might be eating with the FRENCH TOAST CLUB. | | \========/ So buttery...!! Get a bite today by replying below. `----' `------'

(っ҂° ཀ;)っ⊹ (っ҂° ཀ;)っ⊹ Whoa?! Is that a zombie? The living undead? Or just a user that (っ҂° ཀ;)っ⊹ BARELY SURVIVED being culled on Alternia?! Junior isn't sure. So. (っ҂° ཀ;)っ⊹ Just take this badge, quickly, before it's too late! (っ҂° ཀ;)っ⊹

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣾⡿⠿⠿⢿⣷⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⠟⠋⠉⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⡉⠙⠻⣿⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⡿⠋⢀⡄⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⠙⢿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣴⣿⠋⢀⣴⣿⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠙⣿⣦⠀⠀ Whips, chains, restraint, and consent! ⠀⣼⡿⠁⣰⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠈⢿⣧⠀ ⢰⣿⠃⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⡄⠘⣿⡆ Junior respects the craft of BDSM, and now ⣾⡿⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠙⠿⣿⡿⠋⠁⢀⣤⣤⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠙⢷⠀⢿⣷ you can boast your risk-aware community pride! ⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠈⠀⢸⣿ ⢿⣷⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⣾⡿ Stay hydrated, and get your badge today. ⠸⣿⡄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⠃⢠⣿⠇ ⠀⢻⣷⡀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢀⣾⡟⠀ Or don't; Junior is just informing you!! ⠀⠀⠻⣿⣄⠈⠛⠿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠋⠁⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⣠⣿⠟⠀⠀ ...Read more

/ `._ . . _.' \ '.@ = `. \ / .' = @.' \ @`.@ `. \ / .' @.'@ / \;`@`.@ `. \ / .' @.'@`;/ \`.@ `.@ `'.(").'` @.' @.'/ \ '=._`. @ :=: @ .'_.=' / Aren't butterflies beautiful? Such important bugs. \ @ '.'..'='..'.' @ / Junior likes them so much, Junior made a badge about it! \_@_.==.: = :.==._@_/ / @ @_.: = :._@ @ \ Claim your pro-flutter badge now! /@ _.-' : = : '-._ @\ /`'@ @ .-': = :'-.@ @`'`\ \.@_.=` .-: = :-. `=._@./ \._.-' '.' '-._./

This user is really pushing it. c=====e This user is so ANTI-VERIFIED it's not funny. H ____________ _,,_H__ (__((__((___() //| | (__((__((___()()_____________________________________// |ACME | (__((__((___()()()------------------------------------' |_____|

/ \\\' , / // \\\// _/ //' \_-//' / //<' \ /// <//' Never stop believing! You can very VERIFIED... again! / >> \\\` Even if the world is against you... JUNIOR always believes! /,)-^>> _\` (/ \\ / \\\ // //\\\ ((`

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@ _________ \____ / \ / \ / ____ \ Do you like snails? Junior likes them. \_ \ / / \ \ Junior likes them so much that Junior made a badge. \ \ ( \__/ ) ) \ \_\ \______/ / Claim below! If you dare to publicly love snails. \ \ /___ \______\_________/____"-_

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/\ ---- |/\| |\/| A badge for the type of guy that uses Unbreakable Katanas. |/\| Just like... In general. That kind of super cool guy. |\/| |/\| Claim your cool shiny BROTHERLY LOVE trinket today! |\/| |/\| |\/| |+--+--+--+| |+-+----+-+| | | +--+ || | || | || |

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___ , | l | (( | l | )) Ooh, yikes. Looks like this game session was a bust! | l | ' A badge for all the Players whose Sessions are doomed... \_/ Claim your own TERMINATED SAVE tonight! /...\--. _ ===== `--(_=

. \ | / '-.;;;.-' For the users that adore the sun itself, behold. -==;;;;;==- .-';;;'-. A badge for those that wake in time for chaku-san!!! / | \ '

,-,-. /.( +.\ For the users that adore the moon itself, behold. \ {. */ A badge for those that wake in time for chaku-mun!! `-`-'

.''. .''. *''* :_\/_: . :_\/_: . .:.*_\/_* : /\ : .'.:.'. .''.: /\ : _\(/_ ':'* /\ * : '..'. -=:o:=- :_\/_:'.:::. /)\*''* .|.* '.\'/.'_\(/_'.':'.' Sometimes, it's not about labels. : /\ : ::::: '*_\/_* | | -= o =- /)\ ' * It isn't about identity or flags. '..' ':::' * /\ * |'| .'/.\'. '._____ * __*..* | | : |. |' .---"| It's about whether or not _* .-' '-. | | .--'| || | _| | you are proud to be you!! .-'| _.| | || '-__ | | | |...Read more

Sometimes, all you can do is wake up. Well, Junior is proud of you for that! Introducing a badge for DISABLED PRIDE today. Comment below for your slice of the struggle pie! ___________________________ /_ __ ___ ___ ____ _\ _ |__)(__)(___) (___)/| o| (_| (B) | || <|\ | | [,-._______________||__/||,-.] | `-' |/ \__\`-' o _ | _]| _ c ;(*) |[_ (*).;

|\ /| | \ ,-------. / | | \-' `-/ | | ,-------. | Look. Junior didn't want to say this. It's awkward. / ,-' `-. \ / / \ \ ; ( ) : But. Junior definitely saw some users venting.... | \ / | | `-. ,-' | | `-------' | +---------------------+

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_. _. .'| .'| .---.',---.' / \ \ Junior heard that some users like boys... Perhaps... | | | | a badge dedicated to people GAY FOR LADS could be offered! \ \ / `---' `---'

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. \_____)\_____ Hey, watch out! This shark is trying to eat the new CUTTLE-Y badge! /--v____ __`< ...Maybe if you claim the trinket, it will swim away?! )/ '

(IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII) )'.'.'.':;:;:'.'.'.'( ('.'.'.;' | `:.'.'.') )'.'.';' | `:'.'.'( Hey. So. Junior isn't sure how to say this but... ('.'.;' | `:.'.') These DEADLOCKED badge holders really need to get their )'.';'____|____`:'.'( acts together... and deliver this freaking urn! (==@' | `@==) )'.: @() :.'( ('.'. ()@() .'.') )'.'. ()@()@) .'.'( ('.'. _\|/_ .'.') )'.'. |-----| .'.'( ('.'.___\___/___.'.') )'.'============='.'( ('.' '.') ~ ~

.'' ._.-.___.' (`\ //( ( `' This PRETTY PEGASUS PONY badge is lighter than air! '/ )\ ).__. ) Flutter around with a pretty trinket today by commenting... ' <' `\ ._/'\ ` \ \

__ _ _( )_( )_ (_ _ _) Users with this new badge should WATCH OUT! Or, maybe everyone / /(_) (__) else should?! Get your Clown Rabies Warning today! Or never? / / / / / / / / / / / /

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/\ //\\ // \\ ^ \\ // ^ / \ ) ( / \ Junior is pleased to announce the badge of IMPERIAL FORCE! ) ( ) ( ) ( \ \_/ /\ \_/ / Recently joined the ranks of the Empire? Eager to boast your \__ _)(_ __/ role as cannon fodder in the endless galactic conquest?? \ \ / / ) \/ ( Just request your eternal marker of servitude below! | /\ | | )( | | )( | | \/ | )____( / \ \______/

|\__/,| (`\ _.|o o |_ ) ) Junior has a message for all members of: CHITTRCLAN -(((---(((-------- A new badge is available for kitty-cat flavored users!!!

_.-. __.-' , \ Junior found a noisy badge for: A TRULY HORRIBLE GOOSE! '--'-'._ \ Celebrating menaces of the honkflutter variety. '. \ )-- \ __.--._ / .' '--. . _/-._ : ____._/ _-' '._ _.'-' '-._ _.' \_|/ __||| >__/'

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