♠ hated by @tipsyGlamour
SOOOOO, like, it’s almost friday so i decided to get a little crunk!!!!!!! my uncle used to make tequila look so good. little did i know ts tastes like.. rubbing alcohol. BLUH!!! #cw-alcohol #cw-substance
oh yea also. FINALLY got to shut him up ey @gadaboutTrickster look we learned to get along fr a minute
nahh wrong way. i hate it <3<
we all got that one friend who aint gonna make it
nahhhh i hope it crushed u a lil
evil mornin
im countin on it buoy
<3<
ahem
👆 buoy thinks i wont bet
make yoshellf useful and come over and get me the remote
Referring to me as Junior's "Papa" has earned the bot another week in Hell. Thanks. Needed the excuse.
evil mornin
whenebber someone snores its my right to wake em up with a face punch
eelmao
SIG)( itd be hot if you did have a big impalement wound but this is still doin the trick
i knew you were okay but also i gotta ask you a bajillion questions. after ive gotten you. and a nap. and some cuddling.
stupid ass idea i aint doin that again
@tipsyGlamour ey. you by the pool. catch
“you’re so disgusting, what a perv!!” i say while giggling uncontrollably and twirling my hair and biting my lip and batting my big sweet doe eyes. #nsfw #silly
you got no idea
makin me jealous on porpoise for days. gonna get whats comin to him #vagueposting
he think he safe today #vagueposting
i'm going to pick you up and kiss you until you forget how to walk. <3
RORO, istgggggggggggg!!! (ꐦ • ᴗ •) do not pmo. do NOTTT!!!!! you'd be smart to stay home where ur safe.
oh my fucking god
2 bad 2 sad. >:( no one is allowed to see me while i'm recording. #textingmygf #lalondemorelike #loser
gm mr lalonde.
@downcastDaylight asked: "Hi, Jinx. What's the nicest and meanest thing you've done in the last month?" i helped a man without eyes regain his confidence and take a nice picture using advanced prosthetics. :) and i weaponized the wardrobifier to prank my boyfriend something fierce. :) anon asked and dared: "Do you have someone specific in mind when I ask "who's the most annoying chittr user to you?" "At some point, pull a prank on the person you thought of." hmmmmmmmmmmmm. that's a tie. i already pranked one. the other's still an option. hmmm.
anon asks, “watch out lil' hare, i heard bunny hunting season starts tomorrow...” not if my spear has anything to say about it!!!!!! >:( #prey&predatorplay? #suggestive? https://media.tenor.com/NEpVoZea-W8AAAAe/trex-dog-behind.png https://forms.gle/awSTJgpbqCxRaRi38
is it actually rabbit season? :( #suggestive
you know what else is glamorous? purple like a bruise. black-eye purple.
oh wow i think your face is talking to me. it’s telling me it wants to be smothered by this pillow..
roro succumbed to his wounds… aka, he’s knocked out. hehe, so u guys should keep asking me stuff!!! https://forms.gle/DTaFRWtY5MMLsg11A
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jealousy kills #theonesimjealousof #imkillinem #violence
TE ODIO TE ODIO TE ODIO TE ODIO TE ODIO TE ODIO TE ODIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- amorousChanteuse [AC] has attached an image.png -- [Roro's face is faintly illuminated by the glow of the phone. Sitting atop his back is Cami, posing with her arm outstretched to capture both of them on the floor. Her free hand is holding the shaft of her weapon, using the flat of the gold spear to rest helpfully against Roro's cheek, propping his face up into frame. She's visibly in better shape compared to him - flushed from the initial strike while he.. sports furious hand-marks on his face, scrapes on his chest, and pink glossy marks all across his skin. There's a furious crinkle of her nose, still smiling prettily while he looks dreamily at the camera. In the background, the screen of his fridge is shattered.] i think i found my new album cover!!!!!!!! <3 #suggestive #<3<? @tipsyGlamour
—- amorousChanteuse [AC] has speared tipsyGlamour’s [TG’S] window. —- #cw-violence @tipsyGlamour
pretty bitches love me and ugly hoes hate me! but while yall busy hating, i’m flying across the universe to be in troll vogue, bitch!! #sassy #itgirl #lyricposting #hype
no me impresiona pa nada, igualado. de hecho te estoy ganando, celosito. este juego no es pa ti. #vaguepost #grrrrrr #bitchfit
she speakin the same language pike 6 chits down this aint vague
uyyyy no lo aguanto!!!!!!! >:( pinche atrevido!!!!! #targetposting #meangirl
hi. my name is camila valentina stupid ass bs miguel. 💗
you want me so bad it makes you look rabid. :) #vaguepost #meangirl
BX// < OWWWW B33 < shout out to evil deva though we should have a weird problematic thr33some or something h33h33
B33 < oh i s33 you want your juices running down her chin #nsfw
Vote for a costume. Heart for Quicksilver, Pity for Dick Grayson, Meditate for Johnny Silverhand and Hate for Black Cat (don’t pick her). It should be in order.
hmp.
it’s ok to be a pushover, roro. one of us has to be a little bossy, maybe that’s just, like, ur rightful place. ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
ur so hot when ur mean. :3c
gm, are your legs still jelly? <3
don't gotta be jealous buoy you kno id crack yo head into the pavement anytime
immortalizin this on my acc
eelmao
had to beat the guy who took this pic and send it to myshellf with his palmhusk #thatswhatshegets #stayouttamyblock #blockasinroom #inthehotel #itsblood #itsallblood #violence
Boo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/47a989cb4257.png #nsfw #selfie #nude #milestone #happytwohundredfollowers
you and your wet dreams would be in for a very RUUUUDE awakening if you think it’ll be that easy. >;p
alwaves actin like he got the upperhand. pissin me off
if i go apeshit you gettin the brunt of it buoy you aint ready for that
youre so fuckin lucky im nice meenah
bad timing dont read that reply
good luck gettin em back imma rip em off of her #reel #nsfw #snooze&lose
sooo i put this off a few days, but an anon dared: "Here's a nasty dare for you! Steal a partner's underwear and post a picture wearing it." well uh, finally got around to it. that's a lie- i did it immediately and then sat on the actual picture itself forever feeling WAY too embarrassed about posting it. anyways, @tipsyGlamour i may have borrowed something of yours. ((gorgeous art by @tipsyGlamour))
im woke and nice meenah today
i love bein mean to bunnies i gotta do it moor
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anon asks: "hmm. new dare! show us your favorite sex toy!" you're really pushing your luck, anon!!!!!!! -- amorousChanteuse [AC] has uploaded a video.mp3 -- [The video starts with Cami propping her phone on her bed, her sheets rustling with the movement. From behind her, a mirror reflects her back and the vague glare of her screen. "before anyone says ANYTHINGGGGG!!! masturbation is a totally crucial aspect of self-expression and loving who you are. either way, some of you are TOTES going to, like, take this the wrong way. whatever." She gives the camera a weak roll of her eyes, pulling a pinkish-purple Magic Wand from the sidelines and presenting it with one hand, using the other to gently trace the rounded tip. Her cheeks burn pink. "here's santiago! anyone with functioning NERVES has one of these in their drawer!!! and if you don't, you should look into loving yourself properly, okay? ANYWAY," Albeit a little coy, Cami places it down with a hefty THUNK. "lasts hours, doesn't disappoint or lie or disrespect me, and keeps my standards high. where can you go wrong? hope this helps, perverts!!!!" Just when she leans over, hips hiking at the edge of her bed to reach for the phone, her backside lifts with the hem of her skirt.. and something shiny and pink presents itself from between the full roundness of her ass. A jewel-like surface. Cami seems oblivious to its gleam as she shuts the video off.] #nsfw #buttplug #sex-toy-mention https://forms.gle/yvmurBL7unn4dBzLA
3>8(
38D <3
can you find and kiss all the moles on my body? #suggestive #romantic
mm, i guess i can't!! but.. i know someone who might want you so, so, sooo bad. a need that aches deep down.. #suggestive
awe!!! look at you trying to sound experienced…. :3 lmk when u want to be challenged for realsies mk. #suggestive
#meenahmoment
GOT )(IS BASS
he’s so easy to bait. fufu. #vaguepost
i won’t tell them. buttttttttt i have to wonder if roro can handle allat!!! ;3
we can share!
https://media.tenor.com/VZ3bBSyrUH0AAAAM/bunny-eating.gif 💗
oh yeah yesterday's wardrobifier prank has finally gone off. i was waiting for it and got a pic. @tipsyGlamour you look handsome as ever! ;) wonk
𝙋𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙆'𝘿. what the eff!!!!!!!!!!!!! JIIIIIIIINNNXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:< -- Sent by voice recording, Junior.mp3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbd235bc0da6.png #camiart #wardrobe_malfunction #suggestive @imjunior @gadaboutTrickster
anon asked: "well you gotta get a few people with naughty pranks now, don't you think?" oh true. i kinda have set some of them up! for example putting a vibrator in a friend's wardrobifier. should be swapping any moment now, actually.
dam right
evil affirmations yo friends hate you theyre tryna krill you they got ulterior motives and they want you dead they have a groupchat called [your name] stink like bass
What a beautiful morning. :)
beat a bitch up thats how i do it
-E-ELMAO ocray
𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙃𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 . . is now out on all music streaming platforms!!! all pre-orders come with a signed vinyl. an R&B-funk hybrid, Your Personal Hotline is dedicated to the girls, guys, theys that sit by the phone, anxious to hear from their darling. :) i want to thank @groovyKosmonaut for chipping in; this song wouldn't be nearly as yummy without the bassline!!!! enjoy!! <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ed471acf933e.png #suggestive #camiart
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vwho vwants shirtless pics. like for yes... hate for yes.
wow yeah ok this is fun. being stern in this form is fun people get SO cute. <3
they think i wont rip a throat out with my teeth
lucky beach
aight we cool
anon elaborated: "pictures where. your bulge is prominent. in your underwear. those would be nice i think. " oh, uh, okay! the sexy dick pick. famously easy to take without it being bad. [Pictured: Jinx, laying back in front of a mirror. she's clad in a short skirt, with her thighs splayed wide. she's using her left hand to lift it up to reveal a large lump in her panties, which stretches and distorts the bunny faces on the blue fabric. her length is tucked juuuust right to avoid it springing free.] that probably sucks but, well, there you go anon. don't super know how much i want the focus to be on that part of me right now though but. hey, if you like it. :P
[pictured: Jinx, her eyes half lidded, a tongue lolling grin on her face, her eyes hazy with lust. she's topless, bust just barely in frame, and her chin and mouth are glistening slick. Over her shoulder, a splayed pair of legs are in view, along with the dripping, flushed, and equally soaked lips she had been occupying herself with, sporting a tidy off-blonde bush. The caption on the photo reads: "girls who mind their manners get dessert!!! ;)💙💙💙"] @tipsyGlamour
lock in peixes 💪
the stupidest underwear im ever gonna sea in my life
normal and never naut been normal
lol
at least i been up to interesting shit and hey i never called ya borin. ALL i said was you on the same shit you was waaave back then YOUR-E the one who took it pike that and that reeflects on you
you aint changed a bit
i get wet at the thought of you! being a responsible guy. treating me like you're supposed to do, tears run down my thighs. #nsfw #lyricposting
they gonna be betta too
ill vaguepost as much as i dam whale please despite what certain ppl wanna say. he great and he cute
yeah im blackmailin you here too gimme one
says you????
:3
:3 you're NEXT.
im going to kiss him so much he'll be buried in cartoon hearts. he's so gorgeous, so clever and kind and smart. hes so funny, his eyes are so soft. mister guapo.
im puttin together a team. and you cant join
Clearly it must be whatever you're fused with clouding your judgement david, but we both know I'm right.
B33 < hmmmm B33 < idk if chittr is ready fur the wingjob
i think we’re safe from her over here.
B33 < do not try to outfureak me it wont work #suggestive
B33 < well shit i guess if you hate the bush that much
favorite-ice-cream-flavor? ♥:-chocolate ♠:-vanilla ♦:-strawberry ♣:-something-else-(comment?)
oh fuck OFF
aint ALWAV-ES about winnin a fight
you got poisoned
💥
🦈
ugh dont say that
nahh that seams to be a stick only you got stuffed up yo bass
they hate me cause they aint me and i say controversial things to hate
i can think of a couple uses for that eelmao. if i didnt only have two people id wanna keep down at one time
aint no way this isnt some kinda threat
he think hes sooo funny
dont efin joke like a lil kitty aint just lunch to a shark
"who do u wanna beat up most on chittr?" a certain lalonde would be good to beat to a pulp but besides that kris would be good. but i got a will they wont they throe down thing going on there i cant lose "BIGG-EST L YOU'V-E -EV-ER TAK-EN." overthrew the earth c government and gave up after 2 days cause i hated it and went to jail 38/. or when a lowlife no worth piece of shit rustblood beat me to death cause i had my back turned https://forms.gle/PmF)(QbCoyb3eSuPh9
yeah cause you still aint set no time and place to come make a fool of yoshellf
he wishes he had that kinda wizard clout
be strong peixes #meenahmoment #bigkahuna #vaguepost
yeah moby you right
someone who got tastebuds that work and financial sense eelmao
wine is nasty and expensive as fuck
he think he sooo slick
takin a lil trip down memory lane whale i unpack in this block this was a good one from when i changed up my hair #reelonesremember
reel vague
cant hate react cause that was raw but kno i wanted to
eelmao whats up lalonde. sea somefin scary?
done with that for tonight eelmao pro tip if you naut lookin pike this or much worse afterwards then you doin yo brawls wrong
youd be lucky to efin sea me yo slow bass would be so far behind dont efin joke
i love you too so much <>
my love i am sorely tempted to hold a wand to you while you do target practice. see how well your aim holds up.
Clawnsensual cheating discourse plaguing the dash again...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
BX33 < nyeah i f33l that sometimes B33 < on the bright side some people make really cute faces when theyre on their kn33s #nsfw
sleep tight rory! <3
>> hate my chits more, it gets me wet. #nsfw
well! lets see, first i'd probably have to help you relax for it. lots of kissing, caressing, kneading your hip, thigh, working you open with my fingers, my tongue, then i'd probably give you something to occupy your mouth with while i push the toy in and start using it on you! :)
And ill SUCK, and ill FUCK, and ill BLOW YOUR BACK OUT like the big bad wolf. >:B
... ya know seeing roxy like that was worth breaking my "clicking before reading profile name" streak.
uuhmm... uh... w. witty caption hwre. sorry imm not all in my head rigght now. @tipsyGlamour
B33 < *ac shakes your hand and nyalso pets you* B33 < 80% pet h33h33
😋
Can I call you kitten, then?
3833 < Would mew smooc)( a Fefeta? 3833 < <3 for yes 3833 < <> for yes 3833 < c3< for yes 3833 < <3< for yes
gotta say? fun to crunch the blowpop to unnerve people when they stare too long. like oh were you distracted? .
hey my fellow users hate this post if you DONT have or know someone with any of the following -an unreadable quirk -a bunch of scars -exaggerated genitalia/tits like this post if you do have or know someone with any of those #nsfw
I- er. Hmm. This feels quite. Pointedly on purpose. No?
Heart react if I'm your angle Spade react if I'm yuor devil
just if you dont mind im gonna rip off your spheres and use em as doilies #nsfww #guro
pspspsps
In the end, we couldn't come to an agreement on which dress I'd wear, not that it mattered much. My visit to the Felt Manor was as unexpected as it was unforgetta8le. I thoroughly enjoyed myself. ::::) Here's my contri8ution to #MaidDressMonday.
ALRIGHT FINE. i've finished my blowpop does anyone have a substitute?
[ #laika40k semi-finals ] semi-finals start now! the fierce artemis vs the gentle persephone for artemis vote with <3 and <> for persephone vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k round 2 ] let's kick off round two! the graceful aphrodite vs the gentle persephone for aphrodite vote with <3 and <> for persephone vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k round 1 ] close one but poseidon aka @cesarianaqueduct was eliminated! better luck next time! last of round one! next up the everpresent nemesis vs the relaxed aeolus for nemesis vote with <3 and <> for aeolus vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k round 1 ] another close one! neptune or better known as @aeneascaldarium has been eliminated! next up the ferocious cerberus vs the gentle selene for cerberus vote with <3 and <> for selene vote with <3< and c3<
i cast mass modify memory and fill your youth wwith wwhimsy and a vvision of me in your periphery at all times
:33 < *ac lets her fellow huntress know roro has a huge pawtential fur shipping, and that she only has to k33p her eyes open to notice!! >:33c*
traps you in my lair perhaps?
... yeah someone i love is going to get facehuggered by me at this point.
howw am i supposed to enjoy a long wwalk on the beach if you wwont havve the upright decency to kick off both shoes and let me tongue your feet clean #nsfww #toepostin
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alright. alright posting it. now you might say, jinx, this looks very similar. correct. the swapping was kinda happing erratically and uh, terezi did that whole rapid fire picture thing. i finally dug back in my phone far enough to find it. GOD i am still not used to this being an option, frankly. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
youre ugly youre disgustin im gonna kill you heres twwo hundred caegar
i can be your wwizard or your devvil fuck you
these days y0u can be with stacey AND her m0m #incest (just in case)
youre talkin to a lady of refined and specific tastes wwho ALSO isnt blind
i am not a crook and i dont havve any fetishistic inclinations for wwatersports #nsfww #nsfwwe #omorashi #please
you oughta havve been more outspoken in your support and maybe id havve not had my shit wwrecked in a wway cartoonishly awwful
wwell if my name wwas rocks id sure as hell change it
if the revvolvving cabal of lesbos taking turns setting my hivve on fire and summonin wwormholes that speww forth endless daemon hordes could NOT for ONE NIGHT
incensed wwith a desire for rippin into hot flesh #suggestivve #orhungry
it doesnt smell like fuckin seafood an if you hold your ear to my nook youd hear the ocean swwirlin but consider my interest piqued in findin out wwhat it is you DO smell like ill jot it dowwn for my planner and methinks ruminate on it a wwhile
my rogues gallery is evver increasing in numbers huh you think subjectin me to bein forcibly cucked is goin to lead to my dowwnfall im like lucifer if he wwas a cuckold and IM NOT A FUCKIN CUCKOLD
stop spreadin cuckold rumors youll catch somethin swwappin genmat wwith humans anywways
Y0u kn0w th0se spa treatments where y0u can get fish t0 eat the dead skin 0ff y0ur feet? Yeah, thats all eridans #nsfw #t0ep0sting
on request of a friend i guess i am reposting this! golly.
are they really your friends if theyre wwillin to let you be cucked maybe think about that and let me put it to the test
ALSO ILL PAY FOR THE UNBLURRED ONES DONT LEAVVE ME IN THE DARK
can someone else pick up the toe postin slack this evvenin ivve got shit to do
wwell i heard that you wwant all a me and i heard that youd givve anythin you can take wwhats left a me fill a garbage bag before ya leavve
An0n asks: "i was w0nderin if we evr h00k up, w0uld u keep yappin abt ur fishy prince the wh0le time 0r" Ee answered: if were h00king up and im physically capable 0f yapping ab0ut ANYTHING y0u need t0 step up y0ur game #eeasks #nsfw
>:33 < *ac sneaks by, taking furry impurrtant notes fur her charts*
bastards think they can get awway wwith postin askboxes wwhile havvin me blocked and THEY MIGHT THINK THEYRE FREE but my vviolet roots run deep
prince is awwake and has got a mean hankerin to throww shade
its a damn shame eridan prime found his niche in bein a kickass metrosexual trophy wwizard wwho dovve head first into the juiciest muff he could find and settled there for the rest a his life #nsfww
this is an entirely prospectivve endeavvor im askin about here but nice to knoww the rumblings of a haughty pitchfest are churnin behind the scenes course wwho DOESNT wwant to fling the pitch wwith me im a fuckin catch and mighty contemptible
hey keep the chatter topic relevvant plus if you think this is the wworst a wwhat i got primed for your bleary bulbed bed headed self YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN
precum this precum that aint anyone goin to break and speak about postcum #nsfww
seein a chit that makes you scratch your chinscar and ponder if its about you or if its ego rearin his ugly head again
maybe youll see this one
wwelcome back to the fuckin eridan showw wwhere evveryone takes turns strokin my ego like i deservve
talk about tactless
Sigh i guess i HAVE t0 #f00tj0bfriday #t0ep0sting #nsfw
Ahem.
not evverys gonna appreciate a closeup of a pair a vvoluptuously flexed feet in their face desperately resistin the urge to scrape your tongue against evvery wwrinkle like a fuckin aerial trench run carpet swweep in a vviolet slicked no mans land #toepostin #sometimesitgetsawwayfromme
bored noww,, do iit your2elvve2..
:33 < *ac waves her magic wand and conjures the next ship out of thin air* #earth-tships https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8728a4c9af9.png
roxy watching me and dirk have sex hm #incest #nsfw
really fighting not to tag.
Anonymous querist: "This is perhaps an #NSFWE topic. What do you think of somnophilia? More commonly known by sleep sex." I am quite the fan of somnophilia.
anon asked: "Have you ever thought about using the magic hands for bondage-related activities?" oh it isn't a matter of thinking about. i have! sometimes to dotedom, sometimes to really make someone feel helpless. one time i had someone squealing and huffing, touched all over and then helped myself to eating them out while they mewled around the fingers in their mouth. hopefully that answer isnt too explicit! hehe.
B33 < nyactually yk what B33 < if efurrynyans #nsfw #bulgeposting i might as well fur once B33 < originyally this was fur @tipsyGlamour ((artist, huge fucking shout out)) but i suppaws you can can nyall enjoy https://64.media.tumblr.com/dc22bbd07189b0dcb712f71e00c34f0a/e2ffe47f42a10bfe-c7/s640x960/9192ab385a0a07d0222d17b1f6a182f17ba2718c.png
FEEDS YOU CHOCOLATE AND GRAPES.
bark bark! >:/
https://i.postimg.cc/4NTmC3N4/Rox.png B33 < ... just in case y'all were wondering what the othpurr end of that exchange with @tipsyGlamour was like B;33 < beauty is in the eye of the beholder and roro your eyes def purrove the theory
LOOK WH4T 1 C4UGHT! L1TTL3 R4BB1T 1N 4 TR4P >:] H3H3H3!!! @gallowsCounselor
"I missed you pretty boy." When you can feel him throbbing against your cervix is a dangerous game to play. "Prove it." To watch the evidence of such claims dripping out soon enough.
ANOTHER LALONDE IN TURMOIL. PREDICTABLE.
cutie. be ready i'll be over shortly.
if we cool hate this chitt rn
join the alternien empire today! we have cookies
grrrrr
so w)(ens t)(e part w)(en ot)(a me culls everyguppy in t)(e park
i wasn't always a violent dog i don't miss it though
grrrrr... >:(
i think you're a massive bitch.
don't call )(er a bitch.
good morning to anyone who also enjoys the ruling of her imperious condensation the rest of you go cull yourselfs #tw-suicide #violence
saw your other post glad you appreciate my figure takes a lot of effort to keep it this way
One more for tonight. Something experimental. To express something I often feel the migraines try to tell me. That something is happening. (( #rosessketchbook ))
#slashingsaturday is better then #firearmfriday because if you use a gun on me, you are a fucking idiot.
:33 < this song always makes me think of mew, rose! :33 < it has mewr general vibe, and mewr name is rose!!
aw, roxy. you know we both adore you. come on. come celebrate your prankery.
)(atin me is good n dandy jus pisses me off w)(en fools wit no conc)(pre)(ension of w)(at i b doin oar sayin r )(atin me based on s)(ip t)(ey made up and dont get
-> Post "test test test does this work" to chittr.ing.
BURN.
((Completely unrelated to the subject matter (which is good as hell) but your art style driving me insane. I love this brush, it’s simultaneously so soft and yet so textured, it itches my brain perfectly. And The Shading!!! And the curve of the skin where the rope is digging in! I’m in awe tbfh))
hate fucking cats #nsfw
fucking hate cats
I wanna pin that boy Roro against a wall and fuck him silly #nsfw #chittranonymous
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 20b: meenah, her imperious condescension, the vwinnovwer condesce #mindcontrol #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl wvhat is there to say about ol condy that hasnt already been said? shes a badass seadvweller in a skintight suit vwho oozes sex appeal. shes the milf to end all milwves, her entire motivwation is that shes the troll mommy trying to rebuild the species. shes tall, shes strong, shes povwerscaled to hell, vwhat chance does a chud like you hawve of getting to shoot a shy glance at her vwater balloons, let alone laying her? none, zero, nada, zip. i havwe though, a fevw times. shes the most common of the alternian olds youll see. of the gals anywvays, vwe all knowv alternian me is alwvays ovwerstaying his wvelcome. so ill lay out wvhat you can expect, wvhat i do, and maybe, just maybe, youll convwince her to touch her elbowvs together or blovw you a kiss or something. i vwouldnt call this one best case scenario, but its the easiest case, ewven you shouldnt be able to muck it up. if you find yourself in a real porn-brained timeline, you might cum across a condy vwho got herself defeated, and instead of alternian culling her the humies beforan cull her. i dunno hovw they do it, but youll find her pilloried, or in a shock collar, or something along those lines. fishbitch literally cant say no, you can havwe your fun. she might wvhine about it in the moment, but if you aint a total moron youll havwe her moaning for it quick enough. nowv, this is gonna be a running theme wvith condy, you gotta be real careful wvith your wvords here. wvhat wvere going for is degrading. mock her for howv far shes fallen, howv shes a xeno sex toy, all that jazz. dont vworry about being too mean, she can take it. newver ewven had any of em try to blast me, most condies i meet dont seem to remember they havwe anything besides the big fork. and iwve newver met one vwho still had the serk mind povwers. thats a good segue to the next part. so, this brand of condy is harder to immediately differentiate from base condy. you hawve to go by vwibes here. if youre lucky, youll feel some kinda... link from her, if you wvill, and youll knowv if shell be into this or not. but basically, irony of ironies vwith all the jade stuff going on around here, but the empress seems to looooovwe getting mind fucked. i hawve enough anecdotal evwidence to call it a pattern. you might find one stuck to a tiaratop thats letting you fuck vwith it for some reason, lets you reprogram her. hot tip by the wvay, if i can break kayfabe for a bit. you find someone like that, dont try to free em and especially dont order em to dom *you*. thats just rude. you get a pass for the former if youre funny vwith it, but the latters obnoxious and selfish. but okay, you dont ewven need the tiaratop though. along wvith collars one thing i reccommend any vwould be pick-up artist to carry in your sylladex at all times is something you can use as a pendulum. no joke, one time i started swvinging a pretty jevweled necklace in front of a condy, started talking in a soft vwoice, and bam, dovwn she wvent. i aint gonna go into my entire spiel on howv to do that stuff, but dont rush it. take your time, its like foreplay. might sound crazy vwhat im about to say, but foreplay is important. you gotta ease her dovwn gently, as much as she vwants to giwve up control, she cant admit that. you need to slovwly gain ground, force concessions, until she feels like she has no choice but to giwve up. you take on the onus of the choice evwen as she makes it. vwin-wvin! from there you can do vwhatewver, just try to be interesting. cmon, shes better than "youre in lovwe wvith me, novw blovw me." hawve some standards, get creatiwve. so wve looked at the easy option, the medium, nowv vwere looking at the classic condy, no physical or mental restraints, at her full (wvell, hardly) capacity. you think shed be nigh impossible to cupe, right? wvrong. i havwe an easier time wvith condys than i do vwith meenah. this aint to say shes easy, or evwen that you could manage, but the paths are a lot more clear. you could go the charming flirt route, butter her up, boost her ego. the girls a total narcissist, she lovwes that shit. make her feel young again. if youre lucky shell take you as a sorta pet/consort/concubine for the night and shell havwe her wvay wvith you. thats fun, dont get me wvrong, but the real meat of its vwhen you push. her imperious condescension is the biggest paper tiger of all time. i said it, its out there. if you come across her shell puff up her chest, shell grovwl at you, she might evwen threaten you. dont react. laugh it off. act like shes just being silly. this part is a lot easier if youre already dead, no guarantee on hovw it vworks for the livwing. compliment her tits, her ass, objectify her. shell be stunned at the audacity, use that opportunity to touch her up. a spank, some tit grabbing, wvhatewver. nowv, if youwve done anything, and i mean *anything* vwrong, she wvill skevwer you. but if you played your cards right? shell start to crumble. shell moan. her legs wvill start to shake. shes alwvays been the most povwerful bitch in any block shes in. youre giwving her the chance to let that image drop, just for a bit. shell take it. shes big, make her feel small. shes tough, make her feel soft. remind her that you knovw she vwanted this. that shes alvways vwanted this. shell melt. get her on her knees so you can look her in the face. if youvwe got the chance, sit on her throne. i swvear to you, her favworite thing in all of paradox space is choking dowvn the bulge of some asshole lounging on her big chair. bod: 10/10. holy shit. i havwe to assume she took jadeblood powvers too wvhen she did all her blood experiments because theres no vway vwashboard meenah grewv up to this naturally. shes not just a blovw-up doll either, girls got *meat* on them bones. soft tits, fat bubble butt, great legs... you just knovw she aint vwearing anything under that wvetsuit either. if shes got nips theyll be poking through quick. play vwith em a bit, theyre sensitivwe. vwell, iwve nevwer met a girl vwho didnt hawve sensitiwve nips... gotta experiment vwith that. vwariety: 10/10. sure the three major archetypes i laid out are pretty much it, but theres a lot to chewv on. you like free use, shes got you covwered, mind fuckery, hell yeah, you wvant a super haughty bitch broken dovwn and on her knees? shes got it all. she can evwen dom too, occasionally, though most condies iwve met havwe been utter degenerate closet subs. its honestly adorable. ease: ?/10. youre not doing it. maybe the free use or tiaratop ones, sure. i just dont think you hawve the chops for it. me though? hell yeah. not triwvially, not wvithout putting the vwork in, but you gotta understand the vworld i liwve in. giwven enough time spent vwith a babe, shell break, shell wvhine, shell keen, shell moan, shell be mine. theres no better high than making the high and mighty empress say she lovwes you vwhile givwing you a titjob. i gotta vwork for it, shes still the most likely babe to *actually* resort to vwiolence on me, but... fuck me, i just cant stay awvay. personality: 10/10. this comes dovwn to preference, obvwiously, but i lowve me a haughty bitch. i think wvhat makes me enjoy her more than say, a vwriska or something, is condy tends to also be... kinda chill? she treats you like youre nothing up until youre evwerything, you just gotta survwiwve that in-betwveen period. that svwitch in her vwibes, it just does it for me so good. same note as wvith meenah, sometimes the misuse of aawve sucks bad, but then, my old humansona wvas vwhite so wvhat can i really say? owverall: 10/10. i adore a good condy. id do just about anything for a good condy. i dont get the impression that any of her on chittr right novw are interested in being a good condesce for me, but feel free to hit me up and prowve me wvrong babygirl, my dms are alwvays open. there are lame and mid condies, of course, same goes for ewvery gal, but there are fewv enough of them that they tend to stick out more, shes more strongly defined. i fucking lovwe her imperious condescension and i lowve fucking her imperious condescension. that about does it for this series. if i get enough requests for a specific gal i didnt cowver, i might add on, or if i think about enough small things i might do another combo gal post. lemme knowv in the comments! anyvways, im gonna go lock myself in my bunker until this one blovws ovwer. later chittr, thanks for all the lowve and support, i couldnt do this wvithout you <3
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alright! time to post the lewd thing. viewer beware. using dupe hands to take the selfie was helpful. i'm sure no one's gonna be a dickhead under my post. thanks for the kult i guess! ((art by @tipsyGlamour))
Pressing my fingers against the bruises you've left behind just to feel the ghost of your teeth lingering against my skin. #Nsfw #HornyPosting #Suggestive
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I HAVE GAINED MANY ABILITIES FROM MY COMPONENTS. STRENGTHS AND POWERS. IF YOU FIND YOURSELF ON THE OTHER END OF MORE THAN IMMENSE STRENGTH, AND RAW, DESTRUCTIVE POWER… CONSIDER IT AN HONOUR.
it is too late roxy, revenge is already on the way. plus i know you're totally gonna keep doing this sorta thing. its a prank! :D
:o) So many plead to God. :o) But I have met God. :o) The Angel who brings most delectable Double Death :o) Hee hee :o) He had nothing nice to say about you.
「I DO NOT USE 'MAGYYKS' OF ANY KIND. MY NEEDLES ARE FOR STABBING.」
some )(ave tried to clone me and failed. you cant clone w)(o i am. s)(ore, you can somew)(at get t)(e form rig)(t, and per)(aps after t)(e printin process, you can p)(ysically train t)(em to some similarity of p)(ysical mig)(t. but t)(e mindset, t)(e edge, t)(e raw zeal and ability to command and lead, and t)(at endless t)(irst of s)(eer destruction... t)(ats one of a kind, forged by t)(e sweeps t)(roug)( eons untold.
Truly it baffles me howv the lowvblooded land dwveller crowvd is allowved to roam freely on the internet. Yipping like beasts fit for a cage about this or that. Little mayflies blogging about their wvorthless little livwves, almost begging to be culled wvith howv they speak, such disrespectful things. Nowv do not get me started wvith the humans, my introduction to them as been brief, but the squishy things are flaky and fickle. If I had my wvay there wvould be a blood cap on the internet, no one belowv blue wvould be allowved to post. Sure they could like and followv like idle baabeasts and the slavwves they are, but posting should be reservwved for the elite. Some may believwve the internet is meant to bring evwveryone dowvn to the same levwvel, but I think that is ridiculous, frankly. Those that are abovwve should stay there, and those belowv should learn to kneel.
for beiing agaiin2t 2lavery way two go roro real good hiill two diie on 2mh
> the most deserved treatment for any and all humans. > I'm obviously talking about the "getting the piss beat out of you" part btw. > lol
> my only hope is that the other one was also human.
aint never fightin this bitch again istg 38/ @tipsyGlamour stupidest tie -EV-ER #thissomebullshit #pictakenbyadrone #fml https://64.media.tumblr.com/29bd3fc4f1225842ca0ae9a8d4d48da2/2c6f16debad14641-2f/s1280x1920/82c836373a1004fd155e7c09173b0059b8098dce.jpg
i wvas looking up identity labels (dont ask wvhy) and found out theres a good wvord for wvhat i am (#notgay). this #pridemonth im #proud to announce im a polyamorous heteroperformatiwve demiromantic sapphosexual atrans indivwidual.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 18: meenah peixes #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl vwevwe cum a long vway, huh? this isnt the end, but this is a milestone. last of the main girls. mostly. but id only call one of the upcoming milwves "main" so meenah gets the honor of being a soft finale. nowv i knowv vwhat youre thinking, cronus, doesnt meenah hate your guts? and yeah, youd be right, she hates your guts too. but that dont stop me from tapping. itll probably stop you, but if you followv my adwvice maybe youll havwe a shot. so heres the thing, i hawve an unfair advwantage. i mean, obvwiously, im hotter and funnier and more talented than you, dear reader, but im talking the name. cronus ampora. a not insignificant number of meenahs seem to think vwere supposed to be best pals. maybe theyre projecting the erifef crackship onto us? evwen if she dont like me, and she dont, shell giwve that relationship enough wveight to put up wvith me. she tends to be susceptible to flattery, but pretty self-avware about it, so dont lay it on too thick. make her vwork for it, make the compliments feel earned, ewven the back-handed ones. the pitch angle is a good one to wvork here, evwen if you dont plan on taking it all the wvay to the end. novw you vwouldnt think it, but most the meenahs iwve come across hawve a wveird sorta honor code. they make a deal, theyll stick to it. youll see a lot of em making shitty bets, or maybe letting you buy her for the night for some gold, or something like that. definitely try to svwing that to your fawvor, if you get a chance to svwindle her into agreeing to do something for you, do it. she also tends to be a bit of a paper tiger. she might growvl at you for being a prick, for hitting on her pals, but shovw some spine, push her back, maybe yank on one of those braids, and she wvont knovw vwhat to do. shes used to getting her wvay all the time, so dont giwve it to her. one angle iwve usually found successful vwith her is talking about wvho else youre banging. make her curious, make her go "theres no vway aranea let you hit," then showv her hovw it is. novw, this requires youvwe already taken the advwice in some of the prevwious parts, but cmon, if youvwe gotten this far youwve bagged at least someone, right? i mean, vwhat are you, gay? stupid? but yeah, get her jealous, get her feeling protectivwe, for some reason a lotta them really get defensiwve ovwer fef. iwve gotten multiple meenahs to be all like "ugh buoy if you leawve her alone ill let you hit" and then i go to tovwn. anywvays meenah if youre reading this me and damara sawv you from across the bar and wve really like your vwibe final reefiewv bod: usually a total wvashboard but ivwe seen a fewv that can get pretty curvwy. tend to be bottom-heawvy though. makes up for it vwith the energy she brings. 6/10 wvariety: hmm. i think theres a pretty good mix. you alvways gotta wvork at least a little vwith her, and its different ewvery time. the banter tends to be decent and the gap betvween boss beach and bubblebutt slut is alwvays fun. 8/10 ease: not for the faint of pusher. shell make you wvork for it, and unlike a lotta these girls, theres no guarentee youll actually get anything outta her. you gotta lock in to wvin her ovwer, vwhich aint a bad thing necessarily, but she aint usually a quickie. 4/10 personality: so shes a bitch, obwviously, but... i dunno, she tends to be the only gill to keep hating me a bit evwen if iwve got her in bed. that does something for me. i guess this score also wvaries depending on howv badly shes misusing aawve. wvait wvho said that? 8/10 ovwerall: 7/10. shes a bit of a vwhite vwhale, but the catharsis is newver quite wvhat you built it up to in your head. i lovwe a gal vwith braids to pull, shes alvways fun to trade insults vwith, but... being a total bitch cuts both wvays. alwvays glad to sea her but i rarely seek her out. that said. me, you, damz. vwibe. call me.
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reminder for all my #cagttl stuff: im saying the quiet part out loud ;) this is hovw men think. and it clearly vworks, im ewven seeing gay gals go "vwould if he vwas a she"
sorry ladies, but i do hawve a favworite gal. sensitivwe chest, tight nook, absolute bulge fetishist, total bimbo slut... my rosies an 11/10 and it aint evwen close. she just cant resist my charms ;) #nsfvw
iffffff someone wants to hang out with me at #fightnight im there >X3
sandwichhhned between two seadwellers getting flipped and pailed by bothhhn of thhhnem, call thhhnat a uhhhhhnhhhnhhhn tuhhna casserole #nsfw
brogina, guyhole.
yeah, im #queer. not only am i only attracted to wvomen #notgay but im also panhemosexual (attracted to all blood colors)
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 9: terezi pyrope #musk #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this gal is the reason the color teal givwes me a boner. a good terezi is one of the best vways a fella can spend a day, just ask lil makara. the #pyrump is it real and damn does she enjoy getting it spanked. if i see a rezi ill usually open up wvith a good slap to the ass, i alwvays get good reactions. if not that, at least take advwantage of her being blind to get a good look. like, i think she has some kinda superpowver or anything, that or half of em kinda forget theyre blind, but may as wvell try to get awvay vwith it. so vwhats her deal? paper tiger. terezis lowve to fight and they lovwe to lose. theyll talk a big game, but lay on the right compliments, the right insults, and shell be svweating. put a hand on her shoulder, her hip, maybe shell try to push you off, but dont let her. the thing about games is that they havwe rules, right? follovw the rules up until itll only take one good rule break to get you the vwin. after that, the wvorld is your oyster. or, wvell, terezi is your toy. trunkbeast in the room, terezis fuckin lowve to smell and lick stuff. ewven if she wverent blind im sure she vwould, but they say havwing one scent gone makes the other stronger. wvalk up wvith a good musk going and she might just go right into heat. tell her theyre your pheromones or something, tell her that she doesnt havwe a chance of fighting em off. shell probably still try, but vwhat youre doing here is essentially giwving her permission to lose, to givwe in. shes got a lotta pride, it might mess vwith her self-image to just giwve up of her owvn accord. offload that responsibility onto something she "cant control" and shelll givwe you a big ol dopey smile as she vwraps her arms around you and says she lowves you. nowv ewven if she aint into the vwhole scentplay biz, shell definitely be an oral addict. she can do some freaky ass things vwith that tongue. if youwve got a terezi vwhos being a bit of a brat, put her on her knees and showve her face up against the crotch of your pants and shell start babbling. get her to giwve you a proper taste and shell be hooked. you gotta get her owverstimulated enough her pan shorts out, she thinks too damn much. special shoutout to the maid cafe rezi by the wvay, real svweetheart. dont try anything though, shes my gal for novw. guess that reminds me, shes sorta the "tomboy" of the alternian trolls, for wvhatewver that means. makes it a lotta fun to dress her up all cute, shell usually get embarrassed about it. shes a smart gal and used to analyzing ewverything, you need to get her to the state wvhere shes thinking wvith her emotions, thats vwhere youll get vwhat you wvant outta her. and dont expect her to start behawving after just one good night either, theyre pretty good at playing into roles wvhen they vwanna, but then theyll laugh it off the next night. infuriating, but wve all play hard to get for a reason. the ratings: bod: i really dont knowv vwhere the #pyrump thing started, but it holds true. like yeah, vwe hawve the occasional toothpick, but otherwvise its fat asses as far as the eye can see, and i can see pretty damn far. from there its usually either pear shaped, or ovwerall short and chubby. slimthicc is uncommon here, but not unheard of. 9/10 wvariety: you can play all sorts of games wvith terezis. sure theres the musk stuff, the pheromones game, but theres regular dominance, picking at her relationship vwith her friends, taking adwvantage of her blindness, dress-up, you can do all sorts wvith this kinky broad. 10/10 ease: she wvants it but also vwants you to wvork for it. push hard enough and shell crumble, but you do gotta push. 7.5/10 personality: this is gonna be controwversial i think, but i lovwe her. shes obnoxious as hell and has an annoying vwoice, but it just makes her that much more fun to shut up. shes also the highest you can get and still feasibly say you havwe a highblood fetish, so thats fun to vwork vwith. she might make fun of you the vwhole time, but terezis are entertaining as hell 10/10 ovwerall: 9/10. vwhat a wvoman. loads of approaches, loads of awvenues, loads of potential. she cant evwen wvhine because shes a seer, she knovws vwhats coming wvhen i roll up. if any terezis wvanna hear some more in depth stuff, hit up my dms, yeah?~
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omg i have no idea what to wear to the masquerade party. i think i'll need to put something together myself
yeah i vwas put into the hyperbolic time black hole but i got better, see my prewvious posts to hear about my #trauma and my subsequent #grovwth
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
yknowv i respect the vwork you put into this. still not gonna do a chapter on you though
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aeneascaldarium [ac]s palmhusk exploded.
hey dont wvorry about it, im only into vwomen
look me in the milky wvhite ghost eyes. im gripping your shoulders. im being entirely serious, no joke, alright? enough times that ivwe newver bothered to count it.
aeneascaldarium [ac]s computer exploded!
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 4: roxy lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so i could go on and on about hovw roxy baby is pretty much perfect. but i feel like theres gonna be a lotta assumptions about vwhat im gonna say going in. look, yeah shes a recowvering soporifics addict and yeah its easy to get her to fall off the wvagon either for fun or because youre picking her apart in the right vway. but thats boring, thats lazy. its dubious. and me? i like knowving that my gals are making the choice to let me hawve my vway wvith em wvith a sound mind. still, a lil booze on both sides nevwer hurt anyone. just pace yourself, she has a higher tolerance than you do, i promise. first thing you gotta knowv about roxys (roxies?) is theyre hard to read. almost impossible for a novwice, still nigh impossible for a master like me. evwen if you knovw wvhat to expect, theyre tough nuts to crack. wvhat i look for is the eyes. wvindovws to the soul, they say. hers are fenestrated planes. theres nothing behind em. its in the specific kinda nothing that you figure her out. if her smile reaches her ears, theres a shine in her eyes, and the nothing is paper thin, like howv youd say "nothing up my sleewve," then youvwe got the party gal roxy. blonde, pink, lovwes to drink, lovwes to shake her ass for attention. the only vword for it is, and i dont throwv this around lightly, is bimbo. youre dealing wvith a bimbo here. she probably has lusus issues still, if youre into that sorta thing, but youre not gonna havwe a problem vwith her. she vwants to go to makeout point vwith you. shes interested in your xenobiology. shes tvwirling her hair around her finger and giggling at all your jokes. if you cant bag her, its on you. novw, if the nothing behind her eyes is impenetrable and fathomless and beautiful and twvinkling vwith motes of light like the night sky, then dont wvorry. youwve still got a chance. if anything, i enjoy these ones more, youwve got more of a challenge. so yeah, the booze stuff vworks, but still isnt necessary. half the time these ones are still into you, youwve just gotta reel her in. if youre real lucky shell be funny, shell take your flirting in stride and maybe evwen take you off guard wvith her ovwn zingers. this is great, you find a rox like this, let her do vwhatevwer she wvants to you. i prefer being in control in the sack, but ill givwe it up for one of these any night. otherwvise, you gotta pick avway at her. shes lonely. isolated. got lusus issues like crazy. present yourself as a pillar of stability and shell gravwitate to you. seems like they missed out on wvigglerhood, so do wvhat you can to giwve that back to her. make her feel small, needy, dependent. tease her, blowv lil mistakes outta proportion, but alwvays keep on a smile and alwvays act nice enough. wvere not trying to get her to cry, vwere trying to get her in the mood to snuggle up under some blankets and eat chocolate. except, youre here as a substitute for all that comfort. make her feel vwanted wvhile reminding her of all the vways shes not by her pals. you do this right youll havwe her clinging to your arm like a life preservwer. if you get her in the mood and she vwants to take control, you can givwe it, but i prefer to keep her under my thumb. i aint into the wvhole daddy thing really, but this is the type of gal wvho practically needs it. act like a lusus figure, make it so she dont hawve to stress or vworry about anything else, and hold her close. all else fails, just get her vwasted i guess. oh yeah, i should mention the older wversion of her too. mom lalonde, roxanne, vwhatevwer you vwanna call her. all the same stuff pretty much applies, you might find a dommy mommy type i guess. shes more likely to come already buzzed, and shes obwviously gonna hawve those milf curwves, so shes alwvays a delight to see. rating time bod: immediate points for being a blonde. theres some wvariance here, but rox is maybe the most likely gal to get the slimthicc look i lowve. i see some pear shaped too i feel. 9/10 if only because the vwalley girl cheerleader look is almost ovwerdone wvariety: roxys end up running together a bit for me, but i gotta giwve credit to the fun ones. i lowve a gal vwho can banter, vwho knowvs vwhat she wvants (me), and can dish it out as vwell as she takes it. 9/10 ease: either its triwvial, or she wvants it butll make you vwork a bit for it. find a roxy and shell put out. 10/10 personality: if youre in a vwalley girl mood, nine times outta ten shell giwve it to you. otherwvise, shes funny as hell. 10/10 ovwerall: 9/10. i really wvanna giwve full marks here, but theres just so many of her out there, makes it hard to vweed through em all. one of my absolute favworite babes though, i could nevwer get enough of my blondies <3
H E L L Y E S.
Scientists have discovered the fringe alternate timeline in which the human Creators are all British in origin. Everything is the same, practically speaking, but it's Rouse and Rouxy Lalonde.
https://i.postimg.cc/gcSzpBDN/Opera-Snapshot-2026-05-12-175651-brantsteele-com.png had to get real pics for mr prez and peanut heres the roster pldace yo bets now
#nsfwv duh. probably #nsfvwe too rose: smash. total freak <3 wvill call you #cvw-self-harm later but in the moment? mmph roxy: smashed. god i lowve blondes. party gal jade: smash doggystyle, as long as shes only got the ears and maybe the tail jane: eh. smash for the ingenue ones. june: yknowv, nevwer really thought about it. smash, i guess? aradia: freak in the sheets (bedsheet ghost). smash tavwros: she came out right? good for her. smash nepeta: smash as long as shes not acting too annoying and wvigglerish. othervwise shes great, meeeeovw~ kanaya: smash in the wveird alt realities vwhere shes into dudes. terezi: smash smash smash. sensory ovwerload on her is great vwriska: role revwersal? hell yes. lovwe smashing owverconfident babes. the povwers are cool too though only for delegation purposes, not like theyd vwork on me feferi: smash though it almost makes me feel bad, dunno vwhy, just newver come across any i could stand more than one conwversation wvith damara: scary but hot. scaroused smash. bonus points if she wvears the uniform kankri: pass meulin: smash if you can gag her, especially if shes one of the especially freaky ones. met one vwho drewv fanart of me, nearly fell in lovwe vwith the girl porrim: smash smash smash. smash all night and all day. pitch, flushed, wvhatevwer, im smashing that latula: coolgirl smash, can get a bit sentimental for my tastes though aranea: twvo vwords: sexposition stand. smash meenah: depends. not gonna say no to the vwashboard ones, but still knocks off points. those braids are perfect for pulling though, and putting her in her place is a damn good time no matter vwhat. smash.
We can Share if you don't mind a Nom or Two!!!
it suits y0u though. n0t traditionally pr0porti0ned but soft and g0oey and made for grabbing h0wever much you can. what the fuck am i saying this is a weird day
c< aigHt, plaNs 4 2NigHt! ya girl gOtta get fucKed, fucKed up aNd taKe a Nap Or sOMetHiNg #Nsfw #substaNce >c
What a wild event #fightnight has been! Good work @aspiringPessimist and @pulchritudePowerhouse on a real Knock Out tie!
good news! just made the best sandwich i've ever constructed. better news: got my favorite chips.
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if piss aint stored in the globes wwhy do they throb so nicely wwhen i hold it in too long #nsfww
i vwote pinup
BRIICK!! http2=ΣB//cdn..iimgche2t..com/fiile2/b8b45569ad55..png
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
how many times should i kiss kitty on his tiny baby head...... how many times #MayhapsThousands
concept: running your hands over the soft feathers of your benevolent cherubim matesprits wings, watching them shutter and squirm beneath you "you need to be careful... if i get too excited... it could be..." they trail off, sharp claws grinding up over your neck to hold your cheeks affectionately the danger excites you theyve told you before how strange it is to feel such deep affection for something and how frightening it is knowing how easy it would be to hurt you to hurt everyone "i know you wont hurt me" you murmur they stare up at you with a needy expression "kiss me" (tags: Reader/Matesprit, Reader/Cherub Matsprit, #rankworks, Troll/Cherub, flushfic, i could never hurt you, size difference, power scaling difference, redrom, power imbalance, wingplay, cherubplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
baby please i got you this to showv my dewvotion to you @trendygnostalgic [attached is a picture of cronus hunched ovwer, pulling up his shirt and tugging his pants dowvn just a bit to shovw off a tattoo on his lowver back. it reads "roxie" in flovwery text, wvith a y before the "ie" thats been clumsily cowvered up. there are simple flowvers on either side. big michael is squatting next to cronus, giwving the camera a thumbs up. he is smoking 5 cigarettes and 2 cigars all at once.] #nsfvw #substances
LET IT BE KNOWN. I QuITE LIKE BALD WHITE PEOPLE. I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S A PROBLEMATIC OPINION TO HAVE. IN TODAY'S BIZARRO WORLD. HATEFuL. AND REVERSE BIGOTED CLIMATE. BuT EVERY TIME @docScratch OR @doctorScratch OR @scratchDoc OR @onescratchOfmany OR @scratchDoctor SHOWS uP IN MY MENTIONS. IT REMINDS ME THAT NOT EVERYONE IS WORTH DECAPITATING AND SKuLLFuCKING TO ENDLESS PuRGATORY STYLE OBLIVION AND POST MORTEM TORTuRE. SOME. WILL BE SPARED. #NSFW #I-THINK #DOES-SKuLLFuCKING-COuNT #NSFW-AT-ANY-COMPANY-I-REFuSE-TO-WORK-AT
C:~ Some time ago one particularly nosy individual of my spawns suggested that I make illustrations for my autobiography. Here's Barbarian, Saboteur and Lovelace. I think it's clear why I decided to abandon this idea.<
evweryones out here just publicly admitting they think about me wvay more than i ewver think about them. and im the desperate one, okay
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blocked one a my alts for lyric postin that delectable lil blonde meatball sabrina carpenter like wwould but that shit is embarrassin stream neofolk or somethin
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[I am not lying at all. I really am eight feet tall. I could be shorter or taller if I so choose. Do you require evidence?]
[Are we all posting height? I'm currently eight feet tall. Or 2.4384 meters.]
If I saw this, you have to too. https://i.imgur.com/y8o352n.png
im agreeing wvith you, yeah
i am all tuckered out after vvanquishin the beguilin wwhores in my replies your vvictor desires a wwarm lap an tummy rubs from a beautiful vvirgin
dont piss me off or ill feed your nudes to ai #nsfww
Official statement. The subsection of the Creator Pantheon formerly known as the "Alpha Kids" are NOT in any manner of vacillating quadruple-slash-quintuple. Thank you.
people are alwways askin me eridan howw do you havve such great skin an the answwer is undoubtedly genmat retention i used to be just like you chumps i suffered from t zone acne since i wwas six but that all changed wwhen i started edgin our ancestors all practiced genmat retention wwhich is wwhy they rocked swweet beards men theres a reason soyciety gatekeeps this ancient praxis from us read all about it on my substack @ substack.com/caligulaAscendit an consider subbin for more alpha lifestyle tips to help YOU escape the matrix #nsfww #alpha
tmi means tell me immediately far as im concherned so spill the tea
you are not at all coming (haha cum) off like youre trying to not be horny blondie
i get that a lot
you vwant me
it aint my fault that wvizards are cringe, get off my dick and. wait, no, hold on #nsfwv
she bounce on my bone bulge until goop comes out of it #nsfvw