♥ liked by @turntechGirlhead
CUTE.
OH DATZ A FANLOID THO I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKN ABT CRYPTONLOIDZ ONLY OK MY ACTUAL FAV INCLUDIN UTAULOIDZ N FANLOIDZ IZ OUNE MENO :3 NERU IZ GOOD TOO
DON'T FUCKING SEND MY GIRLFRIEND HEARTS. STICK TO THE SPADES YOU MORON.
there ii2 no better feeliing than the feeliing of belongiing two 2omeone and no one el2e
MY DIGESTION BLADDER HURTS.
YAWN. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/QERO3FBDGDBUN77P9
hE PrObAbLy hAd iT CoMiNg, LiKe kNoWiNg hIm aNd aLl (O:
the be2t part of beiing kii2me2ii2 wiith a god tiier ii2 that ii can kiill her a2 much a2 ii want and 2he cant do 2HIIIIT two me
HIIII.
YAWN.
YOUR SHITTY GUYLINER RIVALS MY "DROOPY ASS EYEBAGS" IN TERMS OF HIDEOUSNESS, SERKET. KEEP DRAWING THAT BULLSHIT ON AND MAYBE SOMEONE WILL PITY YOU ENOUGH TO GO WITHIN A FIVE MILE RADIUS OF YOUR REPULSIVE BULGECHAFING ASS.
I DON'T WANT TO GET UP.
HOT.
GHHH <3<3<3
I KNOW. I JUST FEEL GUILTY AS FUCK ABOUT IT.
GHHHHHHHHHGGGG.
WISH I HAD A MOIRAIL SO I COULD STOP BOTHERING HER WITH ALL OF MY BULLSHIT.
SURE YOU WILL.
I'M NOT A FUCKING COWARD SO I GUESS I'LL BULGEPOST NOW. #BULGEPOSTING #NSFW
NEVER LET ME DRINK AGAIN. I'M HUMILIATED. #SUBSTANCE
skips is alright rigby just reminds me of karkat in a way
LIFE IS LIKE A KUMQUAT.
DOLL STRIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRG <333 KUMQUAT <3 RRRRRRR
HENUINELY JUST WANT TO BE HERS INVEVERY WAY POSSIBLR LIKE IS THAT CRAZY #SUBSTANCE
#THREESOME ? @ARACHNIDSGALVANIZED @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625 #NSFW
I NEED TO FUCK MYSLEF BUT IN THE SELFCEST WAY AND PREFERABLY ONE OF THE BUFF ONES BUT ANY WILL DO. #NSFW
I REALLY NEED TO GET BNENT OVER A COUTNER AND POUNDED OHH MY GODDD LIKEKEE I'M A WHORE. #NSFW
ITS OKLK BECASUDSE I AM BRAKINFG UP WITH BYEIY Y OU PENIS
HAHEH
> 2kababododkobkoabkoekbokoekdokdokboobmobmobmdobmombeobmaobaemom1bebebooob1edeedoot 1m the 2cat man <
okae 1 sec
THOLUXTH CYAPTOR IS A THTUPID HOE. THEND CHIT.
#ROMANCE
BLOWS YOU. A KISS OR SUCKING COCK WE MAY NEVER KNO W #NSFW
SMILE EMOJI HEARTT EMOJI #THANKYOU #ILOVEMYHOTGIRLFRIEND #GOODLUCK SOLDEIR
WHORW. WHAT'S IUT LIKE WAKING UP EVERY MORNING BEING A WHORTE FOR MYYYY GIRLFRIEND. MUST SUCKKK. SUCK LIKE I SUCK ON HER COCK!! #NSFW
Yknow What Fuck It, Might As Well Drop This Now Lol if You Feel Like Supporting An Indie Artist, You Should Stream He Said // She Said's New Ep, Blind Panic 🙏 https://i.ibb.co/jrkmwpdj/img-6766.png
AOMGINS TIME LEGGOOOOOOOO
SEEING HER INITIALS CARVED INTO MY HIP MAKES ME SO FUCKING HAPPY, GOD. #NSFW #NSFWE ?
CURLING UP IN BED UNDER HEATED BLANKETS AFTER GETTING PAILED HARD AS FUCK IS THE BEST FEELING EVER. SORE AS FUCK AND I DON'T EVEN CARE. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
FOUND THIS OLD ASS PHOTO OF ME, THOUGHT I'D SHARE IT FOR MY WRIGGLING DAY.
ii love beiing a wallflower, ii get two 2ee 2o much 2hiit go down wiithout gettiing iinvolved, iit2 liike beiing the audiience two a real liife 2oap opera.
IT'S MY DAY NOW. BITCHES.
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ME, I GUESS.
<3<3<3<3 I'D WRITE MORE IN THIS COMMENT BUT IT WOULD HIT THE FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
KICKING MY STRUTPODS RIGHT NOW.
CLAWING AT THE WALLS RIGHT NOW.
2he biit me 2o hard 2he riipped my 2kiin off... 2HE BIIT ME 2O HARD II LO2T 2OME OF MY FUCKIING 2KIIN
AFTER LAST NIGHT? YEAH, I BET YOUR PAN IS FRIED.
WISE WORDS, DOLL.
CARVING HEARTS INTO HER WITH A DAGGER ISN'T SOMETHING I THOUGHT I'D BE INTO BUT HOLY SHIT. SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS. #NSFW #NSFWE #GORE ?? #ILOVEMYGIRLFRIEND
NEWW COODE AMONGUS OZGLQG
Thii2 ii2 how me and her are... http2://youtu.be/Yq2jJL2wL8II?2ii=Z1uU5qjjiiYNMEC8K
guy2... iim 2cared... 2he2 lookiing at me liike 2he2 a barkbea2t and iim a juiicy 2lab of beef... and not iin the 2exual way... ii thiink 2he want2 two eat me #vagepo2tiing
YOU SHOULD BE (;B
I'M EXTRA EXCITED TO SEE YOU. I HAVE SOME PLANS FOR TONIGHT.
I'M JUST EXCITED TO SEE YOU, STUPID. I SLEPT REALLY WELL.
<3<3<3<3<3
HIIIIIII
THIRTY MINUTES OF FUNNY CAT VIDEOS.
FUCKING TIRED. SLEEPY AS FUCK
update: 2he 2ay2 2he2 markiing me... PLEA2E NO ONE 2AVE ME!
@walkstabwalK am finishd
WHY THE FUCK II2 2HE 2O GOOD AT 2UPER 2MA2H BRO2?! #VAGUEPO2TIING
I GOT FLOUR ALL OVER ME TRYING TO BAKE SOME BULLSHIT. GHGHHHHHH
GHH. I WANT TO STAY IN BED FOREVER.
KARKAT YES.
CASTRATION IS COMING
I LOVE YOU MORE. <3<3
not a2 beautiiful a2 you
I WAS MORE FOCUSED ON YOU AND YOUR BEAUTY BUT SURE. THE DAY WAS NICE TOO. <3
THEY TREAT ME LIKE SHIT. #VAGUEPOSTING
FUCK YES.
YEAH.
...WOULD YOU ACTUALLY?
JUST MY TYPICAL WALL CLAWING.
HIIIII
FUCK. GOODNIGHT.
I'M SORRY.
FUCK. I'M SORRY.
WHAT POST?
Thii2 fuckiing foiid keep2 tryiing two abu2e corny moviie trope2 two get kii22e2 II hate that iit2 workiing...
WE'RE BURIED ENOUGH IN THESE DAMN REPLIES SO I CAN SAY THIS. GOOD GIRL.
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WORRY ABOUT IT AFTER I TAKE CARE OF YOU.
I'M AT THE STORE GROCERY SHOPPING BUT THERE'S A BATH FOR YOU WAITING. I'LL TRY TO MAKE IT QUICK. <3
not even 9/11?
SORRY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL RUN YOU A NICE ASS BATH WHEN YOU GET HOME. YOU'LL BE SO FUCKING COZY.
GOD, I AM PATHETIC FOR YOU.
I DO BUT I WAS CURIOUS. NEVER AGAIN, DOLL. NEVER.
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HATE. HATE HATE HATE HATE
I AM ABOUT TO SEE A MOVIE BUT AS I'M SITTING THROUGH THESE BULLSHIT ADS, I'M YEARNING FOR MY GORGEOUS GIRLFRIEND DOLL. GHHHH.
AT LEAST YOU ADMIT I'M PATHETIC NOW.
NO. YOUR BACK PAIN, DIPSHIT.
DO YOU NEED HELP WITH THAT.
iive learned how two burn CD2, 2oon ii wiill have a collectiion of the fiine2t Nerdcore 2ong2 iin phy2iical form! FNaF! Baldii2 Ba2iic2! Cuphead! Bendy! Thii2 ii2 two much fuckiing power!
NO MORE MULLET
2he make2 me 2o happy and angry at the 2ame tiime... fuckiing iinfuriiatiing... #vagepo2tiing
//INTRO POST INCOMING... CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, HE'S ACTUALLY A BEAR. SHOCKER. HE'S AN UGLY FUCK THAT MANAGED TO PULL *THREE* GORGEOUS WOMEN, @turntwinkGodhead, @echoBiologist, AND @turntechGirlhead#2625 (ME AND THE BAD BITCHES I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC...) HE OWNS A NICE HOUSE WITH HIS FIANCEES, ACTING AS A FATHER TO CASEY AND A BLACK KITTEN NAMED JUNO (YES, AFTER THE MOVIE). HE/HIM PREFERRED, BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY CARE. ALSO ON PESTERCHUM UNDER THE SAME HANDLE. ASKS: https://forms.gle/2xWTdrsGvYCn5eZ37
I LOVE HER SO MUCH.
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
II cant iimagiine liife wiithout her... #Vaguepo2tiing
WELL, YOU SWUNG ME AROUND IN THAT MIDSUMMER DANCE, HELD ME IN CLOSE AS YOU THOUGHT OF YOUR PAST. I LOVE WAY TOO MUCH, OH, THIS HURTS TO CONFESS. OH, YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING, I WAS YOUR SECOND BEST. #LYRICPOSTING #LAUFEY #VAGUEPOSTING
DON'T EVER BE SORRY SHUT UP.
DON'T GET GREEDY.
MIGHT FIND IT IN NE TO ACTUALLY SING FOR ONCE.
<3
@TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625 GET YOUR BARKBEAST.
OH. WAIT I FORGOT I SAID THAT. YEAH, OKAY.
I SWEAR YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF PARASITE IN YOUR PAN EATING OFF THE SCRAPS OF WHAT FEW PARTS REMAIN OF YOUR SPONGE. SHE'S MINE, YOU BULGEMUNCHING FUCKFACE. @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625 TELL HIM.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. NO, SOLLUX, NOT *OUR*.
NO I'M OBSESSED WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
I'M NOT SHOCKED. YOU HAVE A HABIT OF FUCKING SHIT UP, SOLLUX.
I'M SHOVING SQUEAKBEAST POISON INTO YOUR NEXT MEAL. KNOWING YOU, IT WILL PROBABLY BE SOMETHING DISGUSTING ANYWAY, I DOUBT YOU'LL EVEN TASTE IT.
I AM GOING TO SHOVE MY POINT STUBS SO INCREDIBLY FAR DOWN YOUR SNIFFNODE THAT MY CLAWS WILL TEAR THROUGH YOUR HARD PALATE AND PROTRUDE FROM BEHIND YOUR FANGS, MAKING YOU LOOK ALMOST IDENTICAL TO A WALRUS. GO FUCK YOURSELF, CAPTOR.
FUCK.
<3
US PLEASE.
???????????????????????????????????
WHAT? WHY WAS I MENTIONED IN THIS.
ARE YOU GOING TO POST THIS EVERY TIME I FALL ASLEEP FIRST? ..<3
you love to see it! :D
GETTING PAILED HARD BY GORGEOUS WOMAN WITH A STRAP IS THE CURE TO INSOMNIA. I FUCKING SOLVED IT. #NSFW
@gutsyGumshoe Market opportunity?
Nice havin time with my little sister.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SEW I'VE PRICKED MY POINT STUBS AT LEAST SEVENTEEN TIMES.
CUTE.
RADICALIZING MY DAUGHTER WITH COMMUNISM.
LALALAAA
laalaah
ee eeh
YOU JUST CAN'T.
NO.
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, ASSHOLES. WHILE I DO NOT TRULY IDENTIFY WITH THE EVER CONFUSING CESSPOOL THAT IS HUMAN EXPRESSION OF GENDER AND SEXUALITY, I RECOGNIZE THAT THE PEOPLE WHO MEAN MOST TO ME DO. THIS MEANS I WILL BE PUSHING ASIDE MY OBJECTIVELY CORRECT OPINIONS TO HONOR THAT FOR THEM. SO TO THE THREE QUEER WOMEN THAT MAKE MY DISGUSTING EXCUSE OF A LIFE EVEN THE SMALLEST BIT ENJOYABLE: KEEP BEING TRUE TO YOURSELF BECAUSE ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU NOT TO IS A PATHETIC BULGEPINCHING COWARD THAT SHOULD PROBABLY DIE. @ECHOBIOLOGIST @TURNTWINKGODHEAD @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625
I FUCKING GIGGLED AT THIS.
You know, some guys just can't hold their aresenic.
ALLOW ME TO PUT THIS IN A WAY YOUR DEGRADED PAN CAN UNDERSTAND-- YOUR OPINION ON THE SIZE OF MY BULGE IS NOT IMPORTANT TO ME. I CANNOT PHYSICALLY BRING MYSELF TO REGURGITATE ONE OUNCE OF A SHIT TO GIVE. I JUST CAN'T. MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK ONE OF MY THREE LOVERS, ASSHOLE. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/OVFZ5WFB924EXOTN9 HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AZKPRTTM0CNYBN8T/DIE.PNG #SUGGESTIVE
I WONDER. <3 @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625 HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GACHYAJBIHWP5R6N8 HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AZKPRTTM0CNYBN8T/DOLL.PNG
TALK TO ME ABOUT IT, IDIOT.
ARE YOU PITCH FOR SOMEONE?
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
TANGLED IS SO GOOD. GHHH.
I MANAGED TO RESIST.
THE WAY HER RECOGNITION SURFACE LIGHTS UP WHENEVER I PURCHASE SOMETHING NICE FOR HER, MY GOD. THE BULGELAPPING PRICK THAT DECIDED TO HURT THIS WOMAN AND CONVINCE HER THAT SHE DOESN'T DESERVE SHIT LIKE THIS *NEEDS* TO DIE A SLOW AND AGONIZING DEATH, PREFERABLY BY MY OWN FROND STUMPS.
I AM GENUINELY ABOUT TO CLAW THE WALLS OF THIS FUCKING BEDROOM I CANNOT PHYSICALLY BRING MYSELF TO SLEEP. THIS IS HORRIFIC.
WHO?
<3<3
MORON.
I FUCKING LOVE *OUR* LIFE.
Maybe one day I will remember what it feels like
GHDSFDJKSDHJKDHJKSDHDSJKDSHKJSDHDSKJJISDZJDS
SHE WATCHES ROMCOMS WITH ME AND SHE FUCKING ENJOYS THEM. HOLY SHIT.
M Y BULGE. HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AZKPRTTM0CNYBN8T/BULGEE.PNG #NSFW #SUBSTANCE
WOOAHH HHTERE WEREN NONE IN M INE EITHER!!
THERE WERE ZERO GRAMMATICAL ERRORS THERE.
<<<333333333
HOE!!! @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER #SUBSTANCE HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/B4Q-YX1QTTAAAAAC/CRAB.GIF
@ASTRALVOYAGER YOOOU UUR GIRL ON MY BULGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCKER!!!!!! R !!! #SUBSTANCE HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/WPLIF3_REUAAAAAC/CRAB-KNIFE.GIF
running my hands over her bush like petting a thick patch of deep forest moss #dsflow #nsfw
LOOOO OVE HRE. HER. <33333 LOVES ME SO MUCHG TOO NEVR DOUBT UT #SUBSTANCE HAHA
bro why tf did no one tell me you can have an apple for a pet in among us https://file.garden/agjaqwt8la0hwqxg/appledude.png
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. <3
I FELT IT FROM THE FIRST EMBRACE I SHARED WITH YOU THAT NOW OUR DREAMS THEY'VE FINALLY COME TRUE <3 #LYRICPOSTING #LALALAND #DIRECTED
@TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625 /:B
I MISS HER.
I'VE TAUGHT HER NOW.
MY INSOMNIA IS TEARING APART EVERY SPECK OF SANITY LEFT IN MY WRETCHED BODY BUT SHE IS SLEEPING SO FUCKING PEACEFULLY NEXT TO ME I CAN'T EVEN BE THAT PISSED ABOUT IT. SHE'S DROOLING ON ME A LITTLE. IT'S CUTE. FUCK.
eyeyetteyeyeaahahahahahh
GANDERBULBS EMOJI.
LAST NIGHT? YEAH. DIDN'T DO SHIT TODAY, THOUGH.
I DIDN'T DO SHIT.
YEAH?
yea
@IMJUNIOR COULD I GET THE YURI AND YAOI BADGES. I'M REALLY THINKING ABOUT YURI AND YAOI RIGHT NOW.
karkat vantas eating dinner.
@TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625
air
earth
🐞🐜🦟🦗😋😋😋😋💭
🥱🥱👋👋🤗🤗
DOLL JUST GOT A STRAPLESS STRAP TO USE ON ME SINCE SHE GOT BOTTOM SURGERY. #WINNING #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
JUST WATCHED LA LA LAND WITH @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625. WE'RE TRAUMA BONDED NOW.
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
concept: touching themself to the thought of you you being so desired that even when you dont know it they are scrolling your account looking at selfies rereading dms even just looking at the notifications of you liking their chitts is enough thats how obsessed they are just to have a piece of you to admire while they play with themself theres no way you could know how often it happens but you cant help thinking about leaving out dirty clothes for them to steal whenever they come over just in case they want something real against their nose when they finish next time (tags: Reader/Anonymous, masturbation, obsession, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, #nsfw, #rankworks, musk, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
ARE YOU OKAY?
i'm sUre yoUr accent soUnds fine, doll!
(Glad things are not going horribly wrong for once!) Woof
you love to see it!!!
🥱🥱🥱😞😞😞👋👋👋👋☀☀
https://media1.tenor.com/m/zEO4X1Y2gloAAAAC/happy-jump-bed.gif https://media1.tenor.com/m/l32fg5kxM3IAAAAd/cat-jumping.gif
EVENTUALLY YOU'LL MANAGE TO MAKE ONE FULL COHERENT SENTENCE.
I'M SO FUCKING LUCKY.
so my fiancé made us in the sims last night. i look so fucking gorgeous how have i never seen myself like that. his insert is so fucking handsome too, like the fuck do you mean he looks good in every media, game and real life?? i'm literally so gay.
are you watching the hunger games 👀
WERE YOU PLAYING THE FUCKING SIMS?
you w∆nt me to pull up for some cl∆ssic hospit∆l room h∆nd holding?
🫶 ✨
😊 ✨ 👏
hahaha youre gay as fuck
I WANNA GNAW ON MY MATESPRIT.
YOU OKAY?
NOTHING. IT WAS A GENERAL STATEMENT THAT SUMMARIZES MY DAILY EXPERIENCE.
🥰🥰🥰🥰💝💝💝💝💝💝
the more casey hangs around karkat, the more i notice her sounding too similar to pascal from tangled. she may not be able to speak english (yet), but she does a great job communicating, and i couldn't be more proud of her.
NOBODY ELSE CLEANS AROUND HERE, WHAT THE FUCK.
revolu☭ion! nex☭ week! ge☭ exi☭ed
I UNDERSTOOD WITH THE FIRST MESSAGE, MAKARA. FUCKING PERVERT.
IT'S REALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING TO HAVE A VIDEO OF YOURSELF MASTURBATING SITTING IN YOUR CAMERA ROLL. HUMILIATION RITUAL. #NSFW
LOVE YOU MORE.
<3<3<3<3<3
THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT I SAID, MORON.
I WAS STARTING TO THINK THAT ROMCOM BULLSHIT WASN'T REAL, BUT HOLY SHIT. IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
:33 < i like it! purretty colors owo
Congratulations!
congrats!
:33< clawngradmewlations!
hell ye∆h just s∆y the word ∆nd hugs ∆re gonn∆ be in express delivery str∆ight to your cute self
WHST THE FUCK??
WHAT* OH MY GOD. I JUST WOKE UP.
D —> What is blue and doesn’t weigh very much D —> Light blue D —> That was funny
1M 4 B1TCH TH4T SH1TS VR1SK4 1S 4 G1RL WHO POOPS
WE SHOULD! :D
Good luck!
GANDERBULBS EMOJI.
FUCK
Yeah cool I'll give you his numberᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
He's a big fan of yours actuallyᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
YEAH... YEAH.
IT WAS MEANINGFUL TO ME? FUCK YOU.
💛💛💛💛💛🤗🤗🤗🤗🥰🥰
ooooh congrats!!!
CONGR4TUL4T1ONS! HTTPS://1.POST1MG.CC/7YFWDFHT/P3NGU1N.W3BP
WHY IS SHIT GOING RIGHT FOR ME?
🤗💛💛
(im t-told it g-gets easier s-so, maybe w-we'll b-be ok)
You stay...winning... indeed....!! (^ o ^ ❀)
UVJOQG ඞඞඞඞ
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ JCFLQG ⬛⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛ 🔛🔛🔛🔛 ⬛🟥🟥🟥🟦🟦🟦⬛ ⬛🟥🟥🟥🟦🟦🟦⬛ ⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛ ⬛⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛ ⬛⬛🟥🟥⬛🟥🟥⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ @arenaceousAlchemy
I had....so much fun...doing #CabinetGameNight with...everyone (^ o ^ ❀) Thank you.... @barackObama @quadraticAutomatic @turntechGirlhead#2625 @tipsyGenostalgic and @chillerAficionado ...for making this...so so fun...!! (^ . ^ ❀)
maybe next time we should just use pretend you're xyzzy for online CAH. it has a text chat and supports custom decks.
Perhaps these should be a wake-up call. Maybe I need to get back to my roots of #NormalPosting, https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-05-14%20at%208.04.36%E2%80%AFPM.png https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/pardon.png
i am absolUtely on it! i need to draw them together, it woUld be so cUte!
i am really good at not Understanding people today. u_u bUt regardless! i feel like she writes aboUt her relationship with link! (who i have been slowly getting them to be friends with one another.)
i pUt in "slaying my enemies" for fUn as well as "the arts" and making an item for my hatsUne mikU that is "mikU's diary".
hopefully just ∆ norm∆l f∆n, since otherwise they'll be sorely dis∆ppointed <3
heh much ∆ppreci∆ted, doll but no, some guy just went on ∆ te∆r liking like my 12 most recent chits for no ∆pp∆rent re∆son
:( 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
as a large c0llecti0n 0f t0rmented s0uls i must request y0u submit seri0us pr0mpts 0nly!
hey, leave her al0ne! try being a little less judgemental next time!
1'M NOT JUDG1NG 1'M 4SK1NG TH3R3'S 4 D1FF3R3NC3 >:[
me neither honestly, i thought i would die lol.
nooo you cant die after we won the strider games!
It is true that I wear neither my sign nor my color, but do not think it is because I am ashamed of my blood! Those who know me know my hue, and indeed, if you were to meet me on the road, you might be able to ascertain it yourselves: just because I do not advertise my blood does not mean I claim to be anyone but who I am. But all of you here who have listened to me and spoken to me — whether kindly or unkindly — have done so based on the judgment of my character rather than the judgment of my caste. Isn’t that something?
i think their mouths are really neat, like wdym they just go around ':3' all the time
i cant lie its really cute but dont tell karkat i confessed to that shit because i told him something way different
ive somehow kept this thing alive for like the last 3 months or so and it laid like 2 clutches of eggs and i guess im doing something right if its doing that
4 M3SS4G3 3V3RYON3 N33DS TO H34R HTTPS://1.POST1MG.CC/TW2WCPX6/SCR33NSHOT-20260513-185755.PNG
H4H4H4H4 NOOOO DON'T K1LL YOURS3LF YOUR 4SS 1S TOO F4T #SUGG3ST1V3 #SH1TPOST1NG
i got a take a shit every time i drink one of those, fuck!
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames4.png day two of the #stridergames begins with THE PEOPLES CHAMPION BATTUR RUNMAN AVENGING THE PRESIDENT AND TAKING DOWN @turingTranscendence! WE SALUTE THIS LEGENDARY BASEBALL PLAYER! @redKeeper falls to his own hubris! how else could it have gone!? and doll shows MERCY on @brainghostDirk! how kind!
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames6.png day 3 of the #stridergames passes largely without incident as contestants focus on arming themselves with deudly firearms... @broStrider joins the sheep squad
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames7.png yawn! boring! #stridergames day 4 passes without note
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames10.png it took TWO OF THEM to take down JUST ONE BATTUR RUNMAN and he TOOK ME DOWN WITH HIM but in the GREATEST TRAGEDY FACED BY THIS NATION SINCE JFK, BATTUR RUNMAN HAS PASSED. @homerunKing you will always be in our hearts. #stridergames day 7
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames9.png its day 6 of the #stridergames and dees doubting his own worth as a leader while doll makes revolutionary strides in mending dave-dirk relations and @brainghostDirk finds himself the victim of a "sheep accident"
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames11.png and with that the #stridergames are over! doll and dee retire to bask in victory, while broseph adjusts to his new life as a sheep. despite a decisive lead early in the game, team dirk failed to turn it into material success, and the daves had just enough hustle to pull through. thank you for watching, everyone!
you really slept in yeesh i'm already over mine how bad it it ?
b∆ttur runm∆n is the troll s∆toru gojo of sl∆ughter sphere ∆nd i'm not kidding
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no we didnt
girl i am dating june egbert do you think cornballs are a turnoff for me
You know what? I see it.
Hold on let me look something up.
CONGRATS.
good to know, since you're ∆ big p∆rt of why, honey~
he literally never gave a fuck before so like whats he doing now its none of his business fr
fuck m∆n i ∆m feeling ∆live tonight
h∆te ∆ll you w∆nt, c∆n't stop this good mood i'm in
couple minutes left hurry and get in here
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You get it. Seeing radical n*rmies get what they deserve is almost the best (Yunyun is the best).
maybe kinda! #nsfw post mortem i guess. hehe.
D--> Yet...another....husktop has been.... claimed by the sudden jettison.... of....my raw....liquid....c001ing solution.
jesus christ we look so alike i mean obviously!!!!! but wow. 8V
that top is so cute!
never s∆id it w∆s ∆ b∆d thing just me∆ns i get more time to cuddle with you <3
heyo wh∆t the fuck is up chittr world i'm ∆w∆ke, i'm refreshed ∆nd i c∆nnot move from this spot right now.
well, th∆nks for the vote of confidence either w∆y, bur∆is. here's hoping it's your turn next, right?
been s∆ying it ∆ lot but fuck i love my m∆tesprit @turntechgirlhe∆d#2625 love you so fucking much b∆be
now wh∆tever could you possibly be t∆lking ∆bout, b∆be? <3
∆pologies for posting during dedic∆ted gold hours but just needed to s∆y i love my fuckin m∆tesprit so much dude she rocks she's prob∆bly not re∆ding this right now, ∆t le∆st not when it's posted but still need everyone to know how gre∆t she is
(\ /) what. https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/helloneighbor.png
XDXD Right. I've had enough of this site for now. Goodnight. XDXD
we're gonn∆ be stuck going ∆t it ∆ll night, ∆nd not even in the fun w∆y
re∆lly ∆m the luckiest fuckin guy this side of the g∆l∆xy love you doll <3
luckiest guy ∆bout over here :)
if this post gets 6 likes i am re-releasing the jegbert game april fools build, heh.
doll strider.
please stop.
as much as i mean everything i said here i was FORCED to type this. this is so embarrassing, oh god.
i LIED.
re∆lly is out like ∆ light, huh. not ∆ problem though, i guess.
gods ∆bove shit is good right now #v∆gueposting
who says you aren’t??? frankly you are WAY cooler!
i need a drink #substance
i am eating a hotdog.
♒Chittr intro pinned post♒ Your name is CRONUS AMPORA and you are relatively OKAY NOW, considering you took the advice of pretty much everyone around you and did THERAPY. Has this curbed your INCESSANT FLIRTATIONS? Slightly, but not by all too much. However, you have a THOROUGH UNDERSTANDING OF CONSENT now, and thus, has made you a lot easier to be around. ~~~~~~~~ Somewhat non-canon compliant, mostly no game session. Not a pillar of virtue, but also not a total dick. Closeted human-kin, closeted wizard-lover. Open to rp in dm's, nsfwe welcome.
hey check this shit out (ik qu∆lity is mid but th∆ts wh∆t you get from ∆ p∆lmhusk c∆mer∆) https://i.postimg.cc/T3Xf5PJy/IMG-20260412-23589478.png
:33 < okay!! i'll add it to my list of commissions, leaving mew at 0 kitty points
:33 < oh mrow!! :33 < i give this post 10/10 kitty points fur creativity!!!
B33 < hell yeah omgggg B33 < love her!! the facial markings (?) are peak
sounds pretty cozy, honestly. is it ∆t le∆st helping?
Again, no+t ho+w that wo+rks. And the giant screaming green child has no+ ro+o+m to+ call anyo+ne else 'emo+tio+nal'. Yo+u do+ understand that anger and frustratio+n are emo+tio+ns as well, right? So+ when yo+u start screaming and yelling, o+r whining abo+ut things no+t go+ing yo+ur way, yo+u are in fact being mo+re emo+tio+nal than anyo+ne else in the given ro+o+m.
THANK YOU. I DIDN'T NEED YOUR PERMISSION, AND YOUR PRAISE IS MEANINGLESS TO ME, BUT IT IS STILL NICE TO BE RECOGNIZED.
THEY HATE ME BECAUSE I'M A FEMINIST.
YEAH. YEAH. YES.
sold. #twotermtechjob is the next big thing in the queer community. we're goin double platinum on the president/hatemachine beat