♦ pitied by @visionaryInstallment
- Ok yeah I guess I amm letting this guy yell at mme if we're being frank 😐😐😑😑
...#Something has happened... ...Those who know...
- Sir, no! 😂😂😂 - He hates ME! And I don't even know what I did!!! 😂😂
- Sir - I hate mme and I don't even know why this timme 🤣🤣🤣
※ HANDY PRO-TIP: Call out on Nubday. Why not? If you're reading this, *you* deserve another three-night weekend. It doesn't mmatter what you have or haven't done. You've earned it. #HandyProTips
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Am I still m' own troll...? Even if 'm an alternate of one main template...? ⚓︎
I WANT TO BE. MY OWN TROLL. PLEASE MOTHER...RELEASE ME. @analogLogistician
ter;;bjle. took a swig of dat juice if ya knoauiw wat i meaann hic hic #substance
- It's what season 🤣🤣 #NSFW #NotSafeForOfficerena
- Fuck mmy life
this is community serwvice
↘️get away from me.↘️
- I MEAN, shoot! Darnnnn! Freaking pain mmedication warping mmy sense of judgmment, for which app's which! 🥹🥹
- Ohhhhh f*ck
- Oppa Gnangnamm Style
- Whoa
- He';s getting a prommotion to SAW TREP torture 🤣🤣🤣🤣♠️🤣
- You;re mmy boss forever;, Mr. Rypye Koldan, until I die. You're so freaking awesomme, and nice to mme 😆 - Please dont watch any of the Anglers Nutrishtion Block i'mm on Unless it's an episode I did good please ok? Ok
- Good mm,orning, sir! Ignore mmy typoes, pleas,e as I amm OK, just recovering fromm a third-shift extra currigular cooking show I was on 👋👋😁😁 - Eargy this evening though I went and reformmnatched your entire forseeable schedule for the next three wices, putting all your urgernt mmeebings at the beginning, and the ones that mmaybe need mmore prep timme at the end - And I pre-bbooka luxurious couples spa night for you and your mmatespiurt for this wipe-end because she callged for you while you were in the shareholders mmeeting earlier - And then ;last night mmy hateflung mmade mme think he was steaaling mmy mmoiral, so then I toldd mmy mmoirail if he was s better then she should crack mme over her breakfasf loaf like a grub sauce and let himm stealerher - Butrt that didnt happen, because I mmight be awesomme .🤣 I amm NOT supposed to tell you that prior parp though because that is overhsharing with a boss, #LikeABoss - Ok thatsall sir love you bye😆
FIX-ED IT FOR YOU. )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/BncrnpkX/R-EAL-TROLL-MOTIVATION.png
Super migraine hell. We collectively killed a man. Also there's a peanut.
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K--<im just kultfarming at this point
- Mr. Koldan... mmaybe one day, you will inspire mme to be brave. You know. In somme sort of situation where I can still do that and also LIVE! 😆😆🙌🙌
- Mr. Koldan, I'mm frightened... LOL. Of this highblood that I don't know, telling mme to chug these yeasty sodas... 🤣🤣🤣
>> unfortunate1y, ¡ m¡ght not have much to offer you there. But!! ¡ be1¡eve ¡n you 🙂↕️
== i realize now... upon waking... from a full 2.5 hour sleep... that welding the hatch door of my hive shut... was probably not the best idea. ==
;; i-i'm going to need to get my §cuttlebuggy d-detailed again thi§ §uck§ t-thi§ §uck§ thi§ §uck§ thi§ i§ awful i hate it here i-i hate my job i want to go hive i h-hate it here §tupid §tupid §tupid §tupid idiot chaffi §-§tupid getting purple blood a-all over your n-nice §cuttlebuggy t-that you haven't even fini§hed p-paying off yet §-§tupid §tupid §tupid ;;
;; I-I CANMT;T DEAL TWTIHT THI§ RIGHT NOW GO AWAY GAWOW WAY GO WAY GOAWY GO WAY GO AW YA EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺 ;;
;; t-there'§ §o much blood oh gogd it'§ e-everywhere UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧eeUEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧eeUEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee WHHY ARE PURPLEBLOOD LU§CII §O ANGRY AND §CARY HHHH HH HHHHHH HHH WEHYEHHHHHH #violence ;;
;; BAD LU§U§ BAD LU§U§ BAD LU§U§ NONONONON ONONON ONNONONONONO NONONONONON ONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON ONONONO NONONONNONOWAIITWAITWAITWAITWAITAIWATWAIWAITWIWAITWAAITWAI ;;
;; c-court §ummon§ delivered!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ §-§ucce§§! i-i didn't even have to cull their lu§u§ thi§ time y-yayyyyy... ;;
;; YE§ HHH HH HHHHHHH HHH HH H ;;
;; CAN BOTH OF YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY REPLIE§ HHHHHHHH HH HHHHHHHHHH ;;
;; I HATE D-DELIVERING COURT §UMMON§ I-I-I WANNA GO HIVE UUWEHHHHHHHHH ;;
;; §o, um, my high adjudicator t-told me that becau§e i §-§inglehandedly di§patched a wyvernlu§u§ and it§ fiduciary §ubjugglator during r-routine §ummon§ delivery, t-that he'§ con§idering an i-involuntary elevation of po§ition from junior §courge bearer to §courge bearer. d-doe§n't that mean an increa§e in c-ca§eload§? i-i don't think my pumper c-can handle that!! uuwehhhhh UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue #violence ;;
oh yes! theres soooo many horrible ways warmbloods have died! its all really exciting to think about i dont know which ones to even start with!
Well, anyway hhhhhh, time to hhhead to bed early to prepare myself for tomorrow's commute... HHH hhh I didn't get everythhhing done thhhis weekend thhhat I hhh thhhink it would hhhave been nice to, but thhhat's okay! I still hhh feel better thhhan I did! Optimism restored~! Next mission is lying in bed scrolling thhhroughhh hhhighhhblood chhhits until I hhh pass out!
HHHeeehhh sorry sorry I'm meant to be sleeping hhhhhhhhh normal activities normal thhhoughhhts #normalposting It's like a shhhock down my spine hhhhhh (good)
HHH hhh hhhahhhhhh hhh thhhey don't prepare you for so muchhh hhhighhhblood attention in lowblood schhhoolfeeding hhhhhh I feel like I must be doing somethhhing wrong because I hhhhhh hhh d don't thhhink thhhis is really deserved! HHH hhh hhhhhh I'm just a rusty!
iudhhhhhhfyjbhhhfdjkbhhh hhhhhhhhh t thhhen um um thhhank you??? HHHhhh
THHH THHH THHHAT'S A PRETTY LONG DISTANCE hhhhhh I wouldn’t want to hhh hhh inconvenience you...
Speak hhh for yourself... hhh I don't even know whhhat thhhat would entail... hhhhhh
Ahhhhhh. I forgot it is a hhh clown hhholiday today. Thhhe train to work was okay, hhhhhh but I wonder if thhhe trip back will be safe hhhhhh... or my neighhhbourhhhood.
NONO NONO WAIT NO I ALREADY HHHHHH FREAK OUT ENOUGHHH
Quite so. Ignore the haters, they try to come for me often. It's pathetic.
Do not engage with the riff-raff, Koldan. What people say online is not actionable by Regulators without proper evidence. So long as you or no one you love has associations with weapons or arms deals you have nothing to fear.
/\ Does that bronzeblood always put her foot in her mouth or is that a new thing /\ /\ Ha, foot /\ #dashwatching #suggestive maybe?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Tavros is on a some sort of streak. I don’t know what kind. ]
II’m really slleepy all of the sudden. Can barelly keep my eyes open wiithout doziing off.
tRIPPED WHILE TRYING TO LAY DOWN, aCCIDENTALLY SHATTERED A PRIZE HEIRLOOM PLATE, pASSED DOWN TO ME FROM, mY LATE LUSUS,
- (Oh god that Hanifi)
- Haha. Okay, yay !👏🥹
im far from anny. sources of water right nnow.
i donnt thinnk i slept. nnearly ennough. my gannderbulbs are still so heavy.
...Eurgh. Well. Get well soon. This is a command. Try not to...bleed everywhere.
L4M1N4T3 1T SO YOU C4N PR3S3RV3 1TS SN1FF3R1F1C SM3LLS >:]
- If this doesn't mmake you think, "Oh wow, what a Go getter," then, consider this a joke 🥹 #MyJoke
ok gotta do my #affirmations "i am not neurotic" "i am normal" "i can leave my apartment and no one will say i look like a man right to my face after i say im a girl" "im fly"
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓿𝓲𝓫𝓮 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓵𝔂, 𝓘 𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾 (𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓾𝓫𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝓵𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓾𝓹𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓰) 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝔀𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰. 𝓛𝓮𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓫𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓲𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪 𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓼; 𝓽𝓱𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂, 𝓘 𝓪𝓼𝓴 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓲𝓼 𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭: ♦) 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓫𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓳𝓾𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝔃𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓯𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽, ♣) 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓆𝓊𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒽𝑒𝓃𝓈𝓃𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒿𝓊𝓂𝓅𝑒𝒹 𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓏𝓎 𝓌𝑜𝑜𝒻𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓉
what do you meann. last nnight? i donnt remember a last nnight. i thinnk.
- Waigt really - I didn't think that would work. I have never gotten this far befoare 😀
- I lovve the emmbress! 😂👍
no. no it is not. (nothing about alternian culture is healthy and i’m glad to be away from it)
☆ Heehee, I wasn’t tryyyying to be demeaning~ It’s just that sometimes stereotypes are true~☆
o- oh wait i sprung a leak . -o
[|87 :: 1t has come to my attent;on that the shadow dropper v;rus has spread beyond the quarant;ne zone of my v;llage. That be;n sa;d fear not as a cure ;s st;ll ;n the works. 1n the meant;me ;f you see anyone ;nfected do yourself a favor and a;m for the th;nkpan. Just clean up after yourself
You're quite alright- I'm just not trying to get Regulators rapping at my door for impersonation, hah! To all regulatory bodies currently monitoring my chittr, employed by The Repiton Corporation or otherwise, I make no claims to be or be in relation to The Executive in any capacity.
Ah, to call me The Executive is kind of loaded, is it not? But I nontheless appreciate the vote of confidence, Mr. Koldan.
As a wriggler, the b100 under my eyes was from accidentally punching myself in the face But these days they are eye bags I am so tired
Ɏ i ha-a-ave brea-a-athed a-a-and considered Ɏ Ɏ i ca-a-ant think of much of a-a-a rea-a-ason though the loca-a-al highbloods like to mess with me from time to time so i thought it might be one of them Ɏ
Ɏ i keep getting the feeling tha-a-at something's wa-a-atching me just out of view it's proba-a-ably just my nerves a-a-acting up but it ma-a-akes it ha-a-ard to rela-a-ax. does a-a-anyone ha-a-ave a-a-advice on how to dea-a-al with tha-a-at (i've considered surveilla-a-ance recorders but they a-a-are wa-a-ay out of my budget) Ɏ Ɏ #a-a-anxiety #wa-a-atchers Ɏ
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓰𝓾𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓚𝓸𝓵𝓭𝓪𝓷, 𝓕𝓪𝓲𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓼, 𝓯𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓵𝔂. 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓪 𝓶𝔂𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓭 𝓸𝓯 '𝓹𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓾𝓽𝓸𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓼' 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓲𝓷 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝔀𝓮 𝓭𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓘 𝓭𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵, 𝓪𝓽 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽. 𝓖𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓿𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓯𝓻𝓾𝓲𝓽𝓯𝓾𝓵, 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓶 𝓲𝓼 𝓯𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓪𝓭𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓾𝓼 -- 𝓪𝓷𝓭, 𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼, 𝓮𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓯𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓻 𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓵. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
>> the p¡ty reactડ are d¡ડcourag¡ng but thank you everyone 1o1 #back-to-the-coward-ho1e
^untrue this post actually made me hate you a little bit>
(( meant to be ooc but I forgot to hit the box yaaaay
Tha's true, but I jus' normally live in m' bosses' hive ^^ m' own isn't used that often...
Friendship Friday fucking cancelled until we hear from @tenebrificTermagant :(
aw th jake i was cheerin abt gettin beat up followed me now infewl bad :(
BOO!!
✨The stars today...✨ ...are sfgh .l.
:33 < ;w; https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/267216e74ce3.jpg
h0w d0 y0u dea1. with em0ti0nz. thiz iz. t00 much.
im gonna be even more negative in rethponthe to the pothitivity. i hate you all
thend me pictures of your bulge
im being hunted for thport
i get to be a valued member of her imperious condethcenthions hunting thtock
>>| #fuckyoufriday with love #nsfw
Ɏ is friendship frida-a-ay a-a-a da-a-ay of trickery or genuine intent #friendshipfrida-a-ay Ɏ
#fuckyoufrIIday http2://m.medIIa-amazon.com/IImage2/I/51e5tJU7duL._UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg
^i'd give you mind if i could they fucking suck> ^trust me powers are overrated>
Making Miis in a ma+ured s+a+e is a humilia+i♡n ri+ual f♡r us
#fuckyoufriday
can't a guy try to joke around a lIIl VVIIthout goodIIe-tVVo2hoe2e2 chIImIIn IIn VVIIth theIIr tVVo caegar. can't a guy po2t a funny lIIl ol gIIf to try an have a chuckle. c'mon noVV.
#STABPEOPLESATURDAY
hang on lemme be a contrarIIan for a moment vII2 a vII2 the "trend" a the day. http2://medIIa.tenor.com/2J4VFB2I1IIVVAAAAM/5or62tore2-fIIve-or-2IIx-2tore2.gIIf
-> pictured below: the first kind of indigo blood i talked about. @visionaryinstallment
Hell yes
its time for #fightyoufriday Starring me and Kris
^^ Think I'll head out to a lowblood town tonight, in honor of the "holiday". Be prepared! Or don't. I like to make it a surprise, so I'm not gonna say which one. ^^
woke up after fight night and first thing i’m doing is fighting customer support this is the 4th transfer
fuck you #fuckyoufriday
CONSTANTLY REMINDED THERE ARE ONLY. LIKE THREE PEOPLE. IN MY ENTIRE CASTE WHO DON’T SUCK SHIT. #VAGUEPOSTING
Ah. Yeah that ain't quite what I meant, though it makes some kinda sense I spose. Don't rreally rrememberr me frrom thrree sweeps ago, t' be honest.
huh interesting feed tonight
No.
Kris help I think they are trying to make me join a cult.
I'm not joining #friendshipfriday you can't make me
thii2 tiimeliine 2uck2,, you people 2hould be goiin at each other"2 throat2..
(V)(',,')(V) WO WO WOnim not homophobic b℧t its a little gay which is ok 👍 b℧t we can admit this a little gay lol
3833 < The enemy has invaded my pile (#mypile). > 38II 3833 < We will never recover from this transgression. > [ID: It is a photo of a Pinkie Pie plush that has been smacked flat on one side.]
oops!!!!!! th@ w@s me@nt for the little round guy sorry!!!! @omo@
get real man -from the office of ace dick detective agency
my names rypite koldan i love suckin dick and bein weird all da time #fuckofffriday -from the office of ace dick detective agency
^can you do it in a way thats less freaky>
i think i am dizapp0inted i mizzed fight night. i w0u1d have 1iked t0 thr0w z0me0ne ar0und f0r a bit.
==> Check Chittr. Sigh. The new monitor's in, might as well browse for a few minutes while Deuce makes you your morning coffee. You greet the world, and ask the idiots what they're up to today.
✿ no way bruh i do NOT love the homie das #gay
✿ nope nope nooooope
a yawn emana+es from +he mov+h hole
^i was abducted from the caverns by a very evil man and i wasnt looking for enemies there considering i was literally a grub> ^don't piss me off>
a lack of sleep probably. i+'s wha+ happens when i ge+ wired beforehand
wha+ is redemp+ion anyway?
Ssso sleepy... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7dd9c9216923.gif
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WOKE UP FEELING LIKE I GOT SYSTEMATICALLY HIT BY A CONTINUOUS TRAIN OF HUNDREDS OF SCUTTLEBUGGIES ONE AFTER MUTHAHAFUCKING ANOTHER. OW. :o( #fightnight
slept wrong and now im sore.
i +rvly hope so.
NO MORE EVENTS
i think hes pissy cause i wwont come ovver immediately #vaugeposting
HOW CAN I HAVE FOMO WHEN I'VE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN YOU?! THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE
WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW, IT'S FUCKING ABYSMAL HERE.
Ɏ followed by the fa-a-amous suntzu i feel honoured but a-a-also didn't he sa-a-ay to know thine enemy or something? should i be worried?? Ɏ Ɏ #fea-a-ar Ɏ
Nah Im probably just paranoid
I feel like I'm in danger
I+'s +♡♡ la+e I've already drawn y♡u as a grub and y♡u ge+ bl♡wn up by a huge b♡mb. ♡h well
"= an enemy turned sustenance is tasty as fuck. ="
i have the worst headache ever. yes it's the worst one. i checked the fucking headache records or whatever
If you steal your enemy's food, you'll have more and they'll have less. Big win.
☉⇋☿ Some trolls look as if their faces would be satisfying to break. #vagueposting #violence </3
"= and it's annoying. the cupe is right there taunting me. but i have to not. i have grown too attached and i need to get off it, the numbness was killing me. ="
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡f ¡ don't 1ook at the obડtac1e ¡ m¡ght juડt end up wa1k¡ng ¡nto that po1e
"= yaaaawn. no cupe means i wake up so tired. and. i feel like i have torn up another pillow in my sleep, which i have. ="
S+ayed up all day d♡ing nefari♡us +hings and n♡w I'm s♡ sleepy. +♡+ally w♡r+h i+
Some of us have panic attacks to cope.
>> my tummy hurt today and ¡ have ડome bru¡ડeડ on my arm 🥺 #thehorrorડ
Only awake because of #thehorrors gang rise up. You deserve to have that panic attack.
>> th¡ડ, m¡ght have to do whatever the oppoડ¡te ¡ડ honeડt1y
What if you're only awake because of #thehorrors?