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why is everyone still freaking out over eridan week when jade june and jade july are just around the corner?
An #eridanweek finale official post. #gore #murder Good morning, all!!! For those of you attentive to religious milestones from worlds past, this day holds some significance. For others, it is merely the bookend on yet another long, toiling week. I propose an alternative! Day Five of #eridanweek was an endeavor of such indulgence that on Day Six, I bid you all rest. You may be feeling your own regrets. Remorse, guilt, embarrassment. A FOOLISHNESS for trusting someone close to you, or yourself for allowing that to happen. And perhaps you are even thinking to yourself: "Gee whiz!!! I am such a piece of shit BETRAYER to all things I ever held dear!" Well, come on down to the ORIGINAL #ERIDANWEEK VENUE for the ULTIMATE ACT OF ATONEMENT. This moral laxative is sure to grease the skids on utterly vacating you of ALL the self-doubt and emotional complications presently bloating you to discomfort. Your FIGURE OF WORSHIP is here to REDEEM YOU OF YOUR SINS. My sins! And most of all, HIS OWN PUTRID REPREHENSIBLE SINS. PAST AND PRESENT. You are reading this correctly. This evening, Eridan Ampora WILL BE CRUCIFIED. He will die FOR YOU, dearest worshipper. And we will all feel a whole lot better about ourselves. And if you personally were murdered by Eridan Ampora, YOU are entitled to a FREE JUMBO BUTTERSCOTCH TURNOVER. Visit the NANNA'S HANDPIES stand to redeem both this offer and your own moral failings. Happy fucking Eridan Week, traitor! >:( @caligulasAquarium
ii know iim remarkiing on old iirrelevant bull2hiit at thii2 poiint, but how boo2ted off of 2oporiifiic2 do you even have two FUCKIING be two even con2iider 2ome goiing two 2ome 2ham event liike #eriidanweek ? ii had two turn off 2ociial2 ju2t two 2pare my2elf from an even biigger pan-ache, and yet the ma22e2 2lurped iit up liike iimproperly hydrated kraft grub-aiid 2lurry.
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED RIGHT NOW I CANNOT WAIT TO FALL INTO MY RECUPERACOON BUT THIS FUCKING BASTARD ERIDAN IS TAKING TOO LONG TO MAKE THEIR MOVE
i dont "need" a break from chittr i NEED bitches on my dick PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #nsfw
wwhose fuckin dog is that
so far the hubbub around here aint evverythin its been cracked up to be
NOT KRABBY PATTY THAT'S ANOTHER WEAKER KARKAT WHO'S PRESUMABLY BUSY SUBMITTING TO MEN
I wonder how many people have me 8locked.
im under an NDA
nobody anyone likes
My 8reakfast is... fuck you!!!!!!!! Why would you want to know so 8ad???????? Fuck off!!!!!!!!
There's been a great disaster evvery day so far, I don't think it can be STOPP-ED.
and in my terrible fury i wwrought the destruction of evverythin i hated but LO for the bright wwhite fire of science doesnt discriminate and thusly brought about the end a the things i lovve seahorsedad looked up at me one final time and uttered the vvery wwords i remember him tellin me wwhen i wwas a wwee wwriggler blubglubglubblubflub glub look to the skies eridan its the domain a princes and youll NEVVER havve to get into that yucky fuckin ocean again my prince
They're hurting me (HURTING ME) Swwinging me (HURTING ME) #MayICome #EridanWweek
some a the shit im readin on here makes me wwanna boil my eyes in soapy wwater #gore
s0me pe0ple are s0 lucky.
Aww, yeah (Uh) Wwhat's up, baby, I'mm here to mmeet Eridan!
well y0u w0uld speak in sec0nd pers0n t0 maintain y0ur brand integrity, but in y0ur experience, pe0ple find that c0nfusing.
instead 0f #eridanweek y0u sh0uld all c0nsider #s0lluxsec0nd, it's where y0u d0nate 2 b00nies t0 s0llux's tr0llfundme every sec0nd.
last fuckin time i try an oblige this accursed platform wwith my salacious misdoins
alternativvely dont go near the wwater at all
MY GOD! HAVE YOU NO FUCKING SHAME??? THE ENTIRE FUCKING EMPIRE CAN SEE THIS, YOUR SO-CALLED MAJESTY. GOOD GOD DAMN *GRIEF*.
Already Pregnant With John's Puppies @ectobiologist#5688
That's t99 many Meenah-tr9lls, s9me 9f y9u need t9 l9g 9ff.
It’s An Event Tied To His Crypto Currency Called “eridancoin” Or “amporacoin” I Forget Which It’s Called
THANK YOU!
That's a nice saying. Perhaps I shall pick it up. it does make me picture a novel like that actually. Perhaps a step into non-wizard writing for me?
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I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat th'big deal \/\/\/\/it' peggin' is \/\/\/\/it' humans. T'is natural bet\/\/\/\/een th' trolls t' b' topped b'th'lasses. #nsf\/\/\/\/ #unsearious #notsafefor\/\/\/\/hales
I prefer dead'uns.
wwhat do you mean theres been a flash crash wwhat the fuck am i supposed to do wwith all these ericoin quarter zips
making a list 0f everything wr0ng with me. i'm s0 pr0ud 0f myself.