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Whenever I see Rankmaid interact with my profile I have an emotional equivilent of an orgasm and a cardiovascular hiccup #nsfw ish
it's a g00d thing we're dedicating a #day 0r #m0nth 0r whatever t0 s0me0ne wh0 actually deserves it f0r 0nce. if we had t0 have a s0llux week i think i'd finally jump. #cw-self-harm
its hard wwashin my clothes a the trademark muckblood stink after a roll in the hay at the farm or barn or wwherevver the fuck peons fuck in #nsfww
wwhy are ya pingin a fef? thats not my fef
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Breaking, breaking! @cesarianAqueduct has died. My sources tell me he was captured by an unknown militia, ready to cull thousands on Earth B. Stuck on their spaceship, he had found their gunpowder reserves, and after a long debate with himself he looked to the heavens. Inspired by Troll Bruno Mars' last act at EridanWeek, the violetblooded prince lit the gunpowder. Engulfing him and the militia in flames. Dying with a smile that night. Below is an artistic depiction of his final moments. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/thedeathoferidan.png ]
as a diagnosed nook empath im constantly at risk a devvelopin psychogenic thrush wwhenevver i glimpse a vvacuum sealed vvulvva through a tight pair a leggins please showw some consideration for the nook vvulnerable among us an #pickthatcameltoe before i come to vvery real harm #nsfww
reminder that if your goals and ambitions didnt fight back evven a little then odds are they wwerent wworthy of you in the first place https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50436812792f.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #inspiring #empiremindset
HERE. COSTAR VERSION. EAT UP THE SLOP AND TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU HATE ME. OR LIKE ME. I DON’T CARE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/C649B803CB0D.JPEG
guyz its throatfuck thursday #nsfwww
sHIT MAN, tHIS #eRIDANwAR IS FUCKED, i JUST SAW AN eRIDAN, cLAP HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND SAY, "iMAGINE fEF PRAISIN YOU FOR CULLING ALL LANDWWELLERS" OR SOME SIMILAR SHIT, aND EVERY ONE AROUND HIM, gRABBED THEIR JUNK AND PASSED OUT, hAD THEIR AURAL NUGGETS EXPLODE WITH BLOOD, aND THEN DIED, tHE CAMERA DIDN'T EVEN GO ONTO HIM, tHAT'S HOW COMMON SHIT LIKE THIS IS, mY ASS IS CASTING HIPSTER, hAIRCUT AND LEVEL 2 SEAHORSEDAD, i THINK i JUST HEARD "POWWER WWORD:WWHITESCIENCE" TWO GROUPS OVER, i GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, #VIOLENCE #GORE #NSFW
crashed my car i feel better noww im normal
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT @aeneasCaldarium IS A 8ITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED HIS FUCKING PANTS. HE TRIED TO TAKE HIS SHRIVELED 8ULGE OUT AND PISSED IN HIS FUCKING PANTS.
yeah, that tracks. this is around what i usually get on this test iirc. #nsfw #bdsmtest. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d355b6bc852.png
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I AM MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON CHITTER.ING. GREETINGS, TROLLS, HUMANS, AND WHATEVER OTHER ALIEN FUCKERS EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND!! I AM MACHINER GORMLESS. AKA DOCTOROBOTICIZER GORMLESS, BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I HAVE ALL OF THE CERTIFICATIONS TO DOCTOROBOTICIZE. YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO QUESTION IT. I BUILD BIG FUCKING ROBOTS. PREHISTORIC DINOBEAST ROBOTS. WITH BIG FUCKING BOOBS. IT'S TACTICAL. BECAUSE THEY BLOCK MISSILES AND SHIT WHEN I SEND THEM ON PATROL TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE UP AND COMING GORMLESS EMPIRE!!! I WILL BE ON TOP OF THIS SITE WITHIN THE HOUR, JUST YOU WAIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! #NSFW #GORMLESSEMPIRE }
i'VE SEEN eRIDAN CUT IN HALF BEFORE, aND NOW THERE ARE MORE SO, i THINK HE IS LIKE A WORM,
its not ovver yet youre so young eri youre only thirteen eri yeah wwell say that to my fuckin hairline
let it be said here an noww that should anythin I mean ANYTHING befalls @emptyEyes in the wway a harm be it benign or otherwwise i wwill slit you from navve to chops and consume the remains and then kill myself
#su8stance 8leeding from your nose is a sign you're doing really good!!!!!!!! <33 <3 <3 <333 (<8888
DIE.
dont talk to me unless you wwere also swwallowwed wwhole by a fuckin sky levviathan today leadin you on a epic and arduous journey through its acid laden guts until crawwlin my wway out of the esophagus and cuttin the monster a neww jawwline as i explode out covvered in vviscera god this sucks this fuckin stinks like sulfur pulled straight from the devvils wwaste chute and not to get muddled in the details about it but IVVE BEEN SCRUBBIN TIL MY SKIN SLOUGHS OFF
:3c Am i thAt Asshole who shows up on people’s posts when no one wAnts me to be there
@cuttlefishCrusher END YOURSELF. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df4f6000ae19.png
some a you havve nevver bled out in a dramatic location before and it fuckin showws
She is simply envious that no one loves her.
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im already a vvirgin
in my wwar room wwe discuss such thins as stratagems an tactical maneuvvers an girls
kicked a ah fuck i dont got it in me today
On personal invite from a colleague, sat in on the Human Kingdom Public Transit and Infrastructure Authority meeting this morning. It seems the projected budget for next three quarters is running below expected. I sure hope a major public contributor business entity didn't take advantage of any frivolously high tax deduction ceilings on religious donations-slash-ceremonies of worship. I am sure I will be able to cut this poor government a deal on a privatized sponsorship in their time of need. In fact, in the blind ecstatic haze of my generosity, I may even upgrade public traffic cameras. We have a new model of surveillance system tailored precisely to their needs. Big things coming.
maybe ill find the sniper footjob image again #nsfw #vaguequote
i can't join in your chili's argument hate lovwe train i can't eat the food.
#icame and i went t0 eridan week t00.
people are alwways askin me eridan howw do you havve such great skin an the answwer is undoubtedly genmat retention i used to be just like you chumps i suffered from t zone acne since i wwas six but that all changed wwhen i started edgin our ancestors all practiced genmat retention wwhich is wwhy they rocked swweet beards men theres a reason soyciety gatekeeps this ancient praxis from us read all about it on my substack @ substack.com/caligulaAscendit an consider subbin for more alpha lifestyle tips to help YOU escape the matrix #nsfww #alpha
:33 < is it suddenly unpopmewlar to eat bugs meow? :33 < why does efurryone hate that i like eating crumchy b33tles?
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OH GOD AND OF COURSE I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN THE HAUNTING GHOSTS OF FRIENDS WHO, FOR ME, ARE LONG SINCE DEAD. I'VE MOVED ON! GOTTEN OVER IT! MENTAL HEALTH EXPERT NUMERO UNO, BABY! BUT NO, YOU FUCKERS SOMEHOW FIND A WAY TO COME CRAWLING BACK AS INTERNET PHANTOMS PRIMED AND READY TO CLOG UP MY NOTIFICATIONS WITH YOUR OOKY SPOOKY BULLSHIT.
ugh stupid bitch #vagueposting
Site crashed for a short spell. Not deterring tonight's #eridanweek finale. Coordinates will become available shortly. #gettingnailed
did everyone miss me??? if ya missed me like pity hate mediate reply rechitt block or ignore this post
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why is everyone still freaking out over eridan week when jade june and jade july are just around the corner?
An #eridanweek finale official post. #gore #murder Good morning, all!!! For those of you attentive to religious milestones from worlds past, this day holds some significance. For others, it is merely the bookend on yet another long, toiling week. I propose an alternative! Day Five of #eridanweek was an endeavor of such indulgence that on Day Six, I bid you all rest. You may be feeling your own regrets. Remorse, guilt, embarrassment. A FOOLISHNESS for trusting someone close to you, or yourself for allowing that to happen. And perhaps you are even thinking to yourself: "Gee whiz!!! I am such a piece of shit BETRAYER to all things I ever held dear!" Well, come on down to the ORIGINAL #ERIDANWEEK VENUE for the ULTIMATE ACT OF ATONEMENT. This moral laxative is sure to grease the skids on utterly vacating you of ALL the self-doubt and emotional complications presently bloating you to discomfort. Your FIGURE OF WORSHIP is here to REDEEM YOU OF YOUR SINS. My sins! And most of all, HIS OWN PUTRID REPREHENSIBLE SINS. PAST AND PRESENT. You are reading this correctly. This evening, Eridan Ampora WILL BE CRUCIFIED. He will die FOR YOU, dearest worshipper. And we will all feel a whole lot better about ourselves. And if you personally were murdered by Eridan Ampora, YOU are entitled to a FREE JUMBO BUTTERSCOTCH TURNOVER. Visit the NANNA'S HANDPIES stand to redeem both this offer and your own moral failings. Happy fucking Eridan Week, traitor! >:( @caligulasAquarium
ii know iim remarkiing on old iirrelevant bull2hiit at thii2 poiint, but how boo2ted off of 2oporiifiic2 do you even have two FUCKIING be two even con2iider 2ome goiing two 2ome 2ham event liike #eriidanweek ? ii had two turn off 2ociial2 ju2t two 2pare my2elf from an even biigger pan-ache, and yet the ma22e2 2lurped iit up liike iimproperly hydrated kraft grub-aiid 2lurry.
i dont "need" a break from chittr i NEED bitches on my dick PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #nsfw
wwhose fuckin dog is that
so far the hubbub around here aint evverythin its been cracked up to be
I wonder how many people have me 8locked.
im under an NDA
nobody anyone likes
There's been a great disaster evvery day so far, I don't think it can be STOPP-ED.
and in my terrible fury i wwrought the destruction of evverythin i hated but LO for the bright wwhite fire of science doesnt discriminate and thusly brought about the end a the things i lovve seahorsedad looked up at me one final time and uttered the vvery wwords i remember him tellin me wwhen i wwas a wwee wwriggler blubglubglubblubflub glub look to the skies eridan its the domain a princes and youll NEVVER havve to get into that yucky fuckin ocean again my prince
They're hurting me (HURTING ME) Swwinging me (HURTING ME) #MayICome #EridanWweek
s0me pe0ple are s0 lucky.
Aww, yeah (Uh) Wwhat's up, baby, I'mm here to mmeet Eridan!
well y0u w0uld speak in sec0nd pers0n t0 maintain y0ur brand integrity, but in y0ur experience, pe0ple find that c0nfusing.
instead 0f #eridanweek y0u sh0uld all c0nsider #s0lluxsec0nd, it's where y0u d0nate 2 b00nies t0 s0llux's tr0llfundme every sec0nd.
last fuckin time i try an oblige this accursed platform wwith my salacious misdoins
alternativvely dont go near the wwater at all
MY GOD! HAVE YOU NO FUCKING SHAME??? THE ENTIRE FUCKING EMPIRE CAN SEE THIS, YOUR SO-CALLED MAJESTY. GOOD GOD DAMN *GRIEF*.
Already Pregnant With John's Puppies @ectobiologist#5688
That's t99 many Meenah-tr9lls, s9me 9f y9u need t9 l9g 9ff.
It’s An Event Tied To His Crypto Currency Called “eridancoin” Or “amporacoin” I Forget Which It’s Called
THANK YOU!
That's a nice saying. Perhaps I shall pick it up. it does make me picture a novel like that actually. Perhaps a step into non-wizard writing for me?
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I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat th'big deal \/\/\/\/it' peggin' is \/\/\/\/it' humans. T'is natural bet\/\/\/\/een th' trolls t' b' topped b'th'lasses. #nsf\/\/\/\/ #unsearious #notsafefor\/\/\/\/hales
I prefer dead'uns.
wwhat do you mean theres been a flash crash wwhat the fuck am i supposed to do wwith all these ericoin quarter zips
making a list 0f everything wr0ng with me. i'm s0 pr0ud 0f myself.