♦ pitied by @galvanizedCalix
Speaking from experience not really.
OK, FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS. ARADIA, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, THEN I AM *SORRY* FOR THE PROPERTY DAMAGE TO YOUR HIVE AND COLLECTION. I GENUINELY, TRULY AM. IT IS A GODDAMN SHAME THAT THIS SYSTEM DEIGNS TO MAKE A NOOK-SCRATCHING FOOL OUT OF EVERYONE WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO HATCH INTO IT. EVER WONDER WHY WIGGLERS HATCH SCREAMING? THERE YOU FUCKING GO. MYSTERY SOLVED EVEN THOUGH THERE WASN'T A LIVING SOUL STUPID TO ASK FOR THAT. BUT I AM ***NOT*** POSING FOR YOU AGAIN! I AM DONE OWING YOU!!!
ALL OF YOU ARE CONSUMMATELY DISGUSTING. EVEN FROM JUST A FEW SECONDS OF LAYING MY GANDER BULBS ACROSS THIS SHIT TRIAL YOU CALL A "CHITTR FEED," I CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT THE MAJORITY OF YOU ARE A BUNCH OF SHEATH-ITCHING FLUNKIES WHO ARE DEPRAVED TO THE HIGHEST ORDER. GOD DAMN. WHAT WILL IT FUCKING TAKE FOR *ANY* OF YOU TO GET BETTER?
HE'S SO STUCKING FUPID. I MISS HIS STUTID FACE. OOHHHHH WHYYYY
THIS EVENING, I WAS BROUGHT YET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FROND-STRANGLING SWEATER VESTS IN THIS *SUPER* FUCKING APPROPRIATE COLOR. IT'S LIKE MY LIFE IS ONE LONG, OVER-DRAWN HUMILIATION RITUAL AT THIS POINT. GREAT!
ANYWAYS, FOR MY TWELFTH PERIGEE'S LEAVING THIS SWEEP, MY *BIGGEST* WISH IS THAT I DO END UP APHYSXIATING ON THE CRUDE, COLORLESS GRUEL THEY SERVE HERE. CHOP CHOP, FOLKS. LET'S GET TO IT
BREAKING FUCKING NEWS: I YET CONTINUE TO DEBASE MYSELF BEYOND ALL REASONABLE EXPECTATION. LIKE A SLOP-COVERED WALLOWBEAST TOSSING ITSELF AROUND IN THE SAME STINKING FILTH IT EATS, I CONTINUE TO MAKE MYSELF SUFFER ON THIS WEBSITE FOR *LITTLE* GOD DAMN REASON AT ALL. BUT HONESTLY? AT THIS POINT, I'M CO-SIGNING THIS BULLSHIT BUFFET BY MY OWN CONTINUAL RELAPSE. I DESERVE THIS.
I NEED TO BE LET THE FUCK OUT AND SUMMARILY TAKEN BACK TO MY GODDAMN HIVE... OH WAIT! I DON'T HAVE A HIVE ANYMORE! THE STATE TOOK IT AND TURNED INTO A COMBINATION FLAVOR DISC HOVEL AND CRAFT BREWERY! THAT'S RIGHT. SILLY, STUPID FUCKING ME!
EVERY CUBIC INCH OF MY THINK PAN IS SCREAMING. GOOD GOD. PLEASE, JUST MAKE IT FUCKING STOP.
YEAH, SO THE HELL AM I. THIS IS PROBABLY THE SECOND-MOST PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGING SHIT THEY'VE COME UP WITH SINCE "SOCIAL DISAPPOINTMENT POINTS."
I HAVE THE WEIRDEST FUCKING SUSPICION THAT SOMEONE I KNOW IS BLEEDING OUT RIGHT NOW. BUT NOT EVEN IN THE WAY YOU'D IMMEDIATELY EXPECT THEM TO.
my type is anyone able to wreck my fuckin shit ngl
This Riddler? The gay one? The best Riddler? If so tell them to keep it up. https://i.ibb.co/5gdscsN9/image-2026-04-04-214059103.png
Dear i d♡n’t think that’s all♡wed ♡n here..
Instead ♡f g♡ing band f♡r band, let’s g♡ kink f♡r kink and see wh♡ has the w♡rst ♡ne #nsfw
Not by you I would rather Barker to do that.
I need to strip down naked and be placed in a tub full of ice. #nsfw #millerverse #noir
((ooc post to show yall wtf my friend did to my poor dog)) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1490241195065217145/Untitled1613_20260404222208.jpg?ex=69d356c4&is=69d20544&hm=b3867f4994cfc761049b8755133cba6d3406382719976f1c5521bfe5da6a988e&
an you one a fuck him so congrats you are both wworm food wworthy a each other
frankly i think wwe should embrace the femboy programmer stereotype an put sol in the striped thigh highs instead sparin me
audibly yelled at how badly this frightenned mme. thannk you
do yall lIke huuumans
Today iis Natiional ^Diip Your Cock iin The Hiigashiikata Fruiit Parfaiit^ Day.
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she literally followed me
Is it a bad time to ask if we still having the #jackoff or are we still deciding on that
jade and i are watching beastwars so this is going to be a fun one
is it not entertaining to see how their cat and mouse game unfolds?
Fear not. We will fit you with monochrome lenses; you will not see colors (and you would look even more mysterious)!
I am extending a formal invitation to @detectiveMiller, as well as @detectiveBarker, to join my universe. It has been brought to my attention that gay marriage is not allowed in his world, and while I cannot change their policies, I can invite them to partake in ours. I am sure I speak for the rest of my constituents when I say: Welcome, both of you.
Barak, have we broken JN-25? What do these Japanese words mean Barak? Please respond to my telegram immediately.
There is so much of the Yaoi happening between kismesis on my timeline right now. I am sure Rankmaid is pleased.
Oh fuck that noise.
Impending doom, as I understand it. You may want to keep tabs on @gutsyGumshoe's posting.
What is on the docket for tonight’s #EridanWeek? I have not been keeping up with it as I should be.
While I will not be attending today’s event, note I have placed operatives to help assist those who may need aid. One team will be following in a secure helicopter.
It has come to my attention that many of you believe I am no longer President. This is false. “President” is merely the title given to the individual currently occupying the Oval Office, and I have carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchhill.
- Oh, wait... ohhhh. Ohhhh. Wow. Ok... Ohhhhh... ok... I see...
- Everything I've learned tonight about the hit "humman" show, "Rummble in the Pummpkin Patch," has mmade mme feel like EVERYTHING is going to be OK. 😌
- You know what. I think I mmight be OK. 😌😮💨😁🙌 - #ThankYouPurpleOilBarons #KeepOlivesOutOfDebt #OilUp #ThankYouSeadwellers #ImmOilingUpToo #InTheHallsOfMyBloodPusher
- When I'mm happy? I say, mmen love mmy excellent credit score and assorted pity points. 😆😏😁🙌 - When I'mm said, I say. This timme I'mm really going to do it.
- I have to becomme, a "Twelve Star Man"
- #Haha #Unless? #NoImmJustKiddingReally #Unless
- But I wanted to mmeet Eridan...
- I can't get into #EridanWeek. There are so mmany security buggies! 😟🥹
- #MakeMeComme #BecauseIDoSupportYourEndeavors #JustCuriousAsToWhy
- #MayIComme #DontCareIfYouLetHimmGo #JustWantToSeeAPowerfulWommanWinning
- Listen! There's nothing wrong with guerilla tactics!!! 🙌🤣 LOL!
- Hi,, everyone! 👋😄 I received a mmild concussion after being trammpled outside of #EridanWeek. LOL. What happened while I was asleep? 🤣🤣
- Hahahaha! Haha. I can't tell you that!!! 🤣🤣 #SideHustles #BoostingForLurkedIn
- Aw, haha, thanks! 👋😆 Nice to mmeet you too! I amm actually an admministrangulative professional. But that's close!!! LOL.
I Had +oo High Of Opinion Abou+ +he +rolls On +his Si+e. Come Back When You Grow Up And Find +he S+reng+h No+ +o Be Such Cowards. Anyone Else No+ Afraid +o Share +heir Dis+inc+ive Fea+ures Is Always Welcomed.
You'v3 b33n 2aying thi2 for almo2t 24 hour2
howw are you still on this topic
posting bulge soon!! #nsfw #bulgeposting
ii know iim remarkiing on old iirrelevant bull2hiit at thii2 poiint, but how boo2ted off of 2oporiifiic2 do you even have two FUCKIING be two even con2iider 2ome goiing two 2ome 2ham event liike #eriidanweek ? ii had two turn off 2ociial2 ju2t two 2pare my2elf from an even biigger pan-ache, and yet the ma22e2 2lurped iit up liike iimproperly hydrated kraft grub-aiid 2lurry.
most evil account on here yet
FEEDBACK REPORT Ticket: "Can we please remove the horrorterrors they killed all my friends and are creepy and please help me escape from this stupid fucking game" Context: Player seems distressed. Unrelated to canonical sessions. No player number quoted. No classaspects noted. No significant details of session noted. One player assumed to be alive. Resolution/Outcome: Horrorterrors, while central to Derse's plotline and sphere of influence are not game abstractions. Derse evolved to attract their attention, and modifiers can be applied to the game to further amplify/dampen their presence but as they are outside the purvew of skaia they are otherwise unalterable. Moreover the scenario described in the ticket is common and an accepted game outcome if players fail to navigate their influence. Given that players will be rewarded with their own world it is important that they have the ability to defend against external influence. Failure to do so should be punished and eventually result in a GAME OVER. Thank you for your feedback.
=:) Hehehe cr|s|s averted, a b|tch happy now~! https://f2.toyhou.se/f|le/f2-toyhou-se/|mages/117865413_rvwOLqLe09K8xVj.png~
I think this classifies as false adVertising.
Contrary to popular belief, I can swim. I don't WANT to swim. But I can. ▼
THANK YOU. JADE WOMAN.
well you are in hell but your pfp is also working
♡ Ი 𐑼 (^ᆺ^ ) ♡ ──U─U───────────────── I can see it just fine! ^ᆺ^ ──────────୨ৎ──────────
IS MY PFP WORKING. OR IS THIS SITE SHIT? #IMINHELL
it's not what? what's up, me? :O
You knock somebody doWn With that thing, they don't get back up.
- AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
- Eridan Week #EridanWeek
- Does anyone know which solar cluster they send the Zoologers to? LOL #ApplyingForATransfer #JustKidding #JustCurious
- Ohhhh dang it I had that queued for Funday mmorning
- Sommetimmes, after a hard night's work... all you want is a cold, fizzy pop in one Hand, and a mman in the other! #WipeEndWants 🤣🤣
- Happy Transgender Day of Visibility fromm mme, Mint, at Handy Business Solutions! 👋😆😄
- There's Hands? Haha. What do you mmean by that #EridanWeek
- Sommeone just knocked mme over #Fell #EridanWeek
- EXCELLENT PLAY, MA'AM! YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! #MayIComme #MacroMay #PleaseRehire #Please #P,lease #Please
- Hi, all. 👋😔 I just want to take a mmomment of pause to respect the early culling of one dearly beloved/fiercely detested Julioh. Troll Bruno Mars' head executive Assistyrant, Julioh, was a truly mmonummental figure within the admministrangulative/business-war tactics commmmunity. He will be mmissed sorely! 😟😟 - To recognize his brave sacrifice this fateful #EridanWeek, I propose us little guys start a hashtag for himm. What do we think of #BeNextToJulioh, folks? Thoughts? 😕😔👏
- Hey, all. I amm REALLY sorry for all the #PublicRailing on the timmeline... not! LOL! My mmoirail is soothing, and YOU are seething! 🤣🤣🤣
- #HesRailingMeInPublic #NotAshammed #PityIsPity #Nsfw
- #FeelingHateful #ThinkIHateHimm
- Sokari I know you're like one of those cloister cabal jade bloods so please. Don't worry. The post was mmeant #Platonically towards you. I support your endeavors
- Holy freaking MOLY, amm I excited for tonight's live performmance of "In Which Two Casually Engaged Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Land; Intended to Captivate the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Unmmediated Battles Are Thusly Interrupted By the "Referee" in Order to Leave the Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode" 😆 - Anyone else??? #EridanWeek 😁😁🙌🎃♠️
- Ever since mmy custodian left to take another charge, I've been feeling pretty vulnerable... thankfully, I know I'mm SUPER safe at your hive. 😆
- Additionally, RE: earlier, I have heard somme whispers that somme of mmy past hate flings/quadrants have claimmed publicly on networks like Grummblr or LurkedIn that I have "physically tortured" people. 🤯🤨 - This is not true. If I were to have tortured anyone, it would been done FISCALLY. Not physically. LOL! 🤣🤣
- Oh mmy god oh mmy god it's happening
- Holy. Freaking. MOLY. These guys are ssssooooo #eridanweek https://mmsparp.chat/eridanwweek
- I'mm so glad I survived mmy Grub Trials. I'mm so glad I survived mmy Rites of Maturation. All of the death and pain and bloodshed... was worth it!!! 😀🤤 #EridanWeek
- I LOVE KISMESISSITUDE! 😀🤤 #EridanWeek #IWasOiledAtEridanWeek
- MY FELLOW OLIVEBLOOD! I NEED YOU TO #GETTHATPICKLEUP 😀😀😀
- He's so... ARISTOCRATIC #EridanWeek #ConflictedFeelingsOnEridan
- MmmtHE RETURN ON INVESTMMMMENTS are UP #EridanWeek #RummbleAtDaLive https://i.ibb.co/RkbmmznjZ/immage.png
- I FEEL SO ASHEN RIGHT NOW #ERIDANWEEK #HITHIM #ORDONTHAHA
- You dirty little troublemmakers need a mmutual intermmediary party don't you. Ahaha. How PATHETIC. ♣️🤤🤤 #FivrSodasDeep #ClubsDoIt #EridanWeek #EridanWeek #NSFW
- One thing about #EridanWeek that I think is beautiful is that wommen are allowed to win. And I think that's beautiful. 😌😌 #RankAndMatch #RummbleGourdPatchers #WommenWinning
- Holy frigging MOTHER GRUB... @termminalCommrade just SAVED MY LIFE at #EridanWeek 😨😨😨😱😱😱 #BlewUp #Ouch #ReallyHeavy
- My words are mmore immportant. The people need this, and frankly, the needs of the people far outweigh yours if we are just going to consider this like normmal utilitarian folks #UnCancel #Please #
- PLEASE PLEASE NO NO NO OH GOD OH MAN OH NO NOOOOOO #TwoPitchBrosTusselingInTheGourdLawnRing #Nooooooooooo #EridanWeek
- Maybe I change fate. Maybe I can save the show. Two Kismmeses. Maybe I can FIX EVERYTHING #IWantCandy #RVSPingForTheRailToo
- Hi, Eridan Ammpora! 👋😆 Sure! Anything for you, bro! I mmean, Eridan Ammpora, fromm #EridanWeek. I, personally, amm a HUGE fan of signing contracts fromm mmy superiors without reading themm. So this will take mme 2-3 standard Alternian seconds. 😌
- Haha, no siree, that is DEFINITELY a standard profession off the Nursery Planet. 😂 Ahaha... are you talking about mmy trollmmojis? 😮
♞♞♞♞♞ Wait this isn't a kXay. / 𓌳𓌳𓌳𓌳𓌳𓌳 Yay! / 👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻 This one is like my quaXrantmate! \
- It hurts, bro #Mojito #Fell
- Haha, yes! Those are the 'mmojis, LOL. 😆 If you need Help finding yours, there ought to be a button on the scrabblepad that looks like a little screamming and/or smmiling face. 😄😄 If you hit it with your touch stummp, you'll be able to get to all of themm! 👏
- https://i.ibb.co/0j8bKsw2/immage.png
- For the record. A few trolls have nibblebugged their way out of the woodwork to claimm that in their previous concupiscent relationships with mme (Mint, of Handy Business Solutions!), they were subject to "erratic," or "dangerous," or "actually kind of evil" behavior. Or that I "have an inordinate ammount of hatred in [mmy] feeble body." 😥🤕 - This is NOT true. Don't listen to these mmen. Because any of the wommen I've briefly shared squares with will very Helpfully tell you the OPPOSITE! 😄😁 #ListenToWommen #TheEmmpressIsAWomman #ListeningAndLearning
owwwwwwww x(
PLZ DONT LOOK ON MY ACCOUNT PLSSSSPLSP LS PLS PLS PLS NOOOOOOO #Halp #Me
guys wait did any1 c where troll bruno mars went....... <:( oh my god i hope he didnt see me doing all of that wizard kissin #KullMe #KullEgeryone #CallieHelp #EridanWeek #Shame4Lyfe
i lowkey wanna #Die rn
HE WUT?????? #TrollBrunoMars #HeDiedAgain
#ImSoBoned
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP #ImSoBoned
um how do i get a marriage 2 like twenty people annulled rq <:(
IIIII HATE #EridoneWeek
man how the hell did i even manage 2 change my friggin avatar during all that bullshit :///
whatever apparently @ one point there were 2 of me so..... idfk i dont wanna talk abt it #DontAskMe #NoMoarCandyEver #StillKindaWannaDie #FrozenPeasOnMahHead
my gawd how the fuck am i ever gonna talk 2 either of those grls again
#StayingInTheDoomedTimelineNThenEvaporatingBackOnTheMenu
i m LITERALLY gonna fork myself 2 a just fuckin death oh my godddddddd https://i.ibb.co/TqF6Rq3L/image.png
FAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!1 UUUUUUUUUGH!
(.....troll bruno mars :[)
actually no no1 say it
what did i DO!!!!!
#ImSoBoned #Still https://i.ibb.co/Pzs28mB5/IMG-8366.jpg
and SOMEONE has the GALL 2 be makin me watch an anime abt balls rn *siiiighhhh* #DanDanDan #DirkDirkDirk
after everything last nite i am so effin confused still & upset at myself after everything
u dont need 2 kno what time it is for me rn .___.
WHO EVEN IS THIS https://i.ibb.co/qv6CmPD/IMG-8369.jpg
im so confused :( #Confuzzled.......
#Confoozled
im sry hearts boxguy my friend who was kinda sexey (troll bruno mars) killed some1 tn and i am honestly not taking it well :'(
this always happens to me when theres a hot guy T____T #WhyMe #Whyyy #WhyGodWhy
im still tryin 2 cope w/ what happened last nite...... #UptownFucked #RlySad #EridanWeek
#MadAtHim #AngryAtHim #Seething #Smad
#HEGUHED
when the kity doesnt want u to get up u HAVE to stay there bc kity makes da rules #ThePurrer #CatsInCharge
whos da giant cat who makes ALL OF DA RULES
hmmmmmmmm #MyPokeymons #MyTeam https://i.ibb.co/93hgpqyp/image.png
i am ALLOWED 2 have any shinies i shiny hunted 4 irl btw
& by irl i mean like........... in my games irl......
#FauxNews #DRAMAAAAAA
i miss bruno :'(
w/e theyll both be @ #eridanweek 2nite anyways *EYEROLLLLLLL* #DRAMA #BOYSDRAMA #DRAMAQUEENS
she got whumped....
no offense tho i will NOT be touchin that thing >_<
sigh...... someones gotta go supervise ig *SIIIIGHS AGAIN* #IWantCandy #EridanWeek
k guys!!! remember that if ur #ImComing to 2nites #EridanWeek partay u GOTTA rvsp w/ the hashtag rmbr its #IWantCandy so our eridan week rideshare can come & scoop u over to the venue! #ThereWillBeFreeTransportHomeBTW
ITS FUCKIN TIMEEEEEE
oh man theyre bringin the sucker out :/
I LOVE MY NEW HUSBAND ERIGAN AND MY NEW WIPE MEENBAH && I LUV EVERY1 I MARRIGIED 2NITE & I LOVE MARTIBIS & I LOVE THE RACKMAID & I LOUV CALLIOPEEE AND JANE & I LOVE RENOLUTIONARRY GIRL! NEVADA! YUSSSSSS #IWANTCAMDY #IWANTCANDY #ERIGANWEEK #ERIDANWEANN #ERIGDAANWEEK #ERIDANWEEP #ERIDANWEEK
i gog a penhouse in dieami wwake up with no jammy #NewHugsand #NewWife #Conplicated
[idk who else to tell this but i stweal the bones from old graveyards and make jewelry out of it to feel something ever since my arm broke...sorry]
John Egbert (Ooh) Help me
ok guys i will start inter dimensionally transporting people back home. apparently shit got crazy at #eridanweek day 2.
ok actually should i just zap the drones somewhere away from the venue or something??
i was such.... a BAD friend........ all he wanted was 4 me to watch him twirl & twist around all sexy n grinning n stuff....... https://i.ibb.co/Y7ZGwdF0/image.png
the last thing he sang 2 me was..... was.... ~wheres roxyyyy (Uh)~
bruno..... </3 https://youtu.be/KQVOb1b7iOc
im not invisible rn but just 2 be clear ive had some revelations since troll bruno mars died & came back.......
theyre hurting him!!! HE CANT TWIRL LIKE THIS U MONSTERS!!! #MayICome
troll bruno mars..... hes a murderer <:( #EridanWeek
LIKE we kinda HAD something!!!! :'(
im like genuinely devastated & stuff #eridanweek
i dont think u guys understand what havin to delete troll bruno marss # is gonna do to me......
https://i.ibb.co/XrY2kpM1/mean.png
i thought he was normal & nice.... n i just rly loved how hed dance n laugh twistin around.... all grinning n sexy n short.... :'( #IGotMyHeartBroken @ #EridanWeek
- What if there,. What if there was a mmidblood guy. Right. And he seemmed really stable and regular. Pitiful. Kind of a weak f*ck. Excellent Pappper. Mhmm. Now what if he had a secret hidden dark side...
- Hey, Chittr! I've been awake for FOUR NIGHTS STRAIGHT trying to get these books cooked! 😁🙌👏 Who ELSE is feeling SOOOOO productive right now? 😏😆 #HustleBuggy #NoCaegarsNoSlimme
- If you have a littl bit of soda for caffienation, mmake SURE you check your work after! LOL 😆😁 #Grindset #NoSleep #BuyUrvariPopProducts
- Haha! Hey, all. 👋😄😁 Hi... just wondering... why did I wake up on the purple one? I thought I was supposed to be on the GOLD one? LOL? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Asleep #Confused #Why
- Hey, fellas? Fellas. If you're friends with a lady who tends to pick her quadrantmmates (and I mmean all of themm) like a cavernmmarmm, it's immportant for us, as the guys, to support themm. #TruthDroneBlast
-trips and falls down a flight of stairs-
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY GAINS SO HUGE, MY WEALTH SO IMPERIAL, I GOT OLIVEBLOOD SHAWTIES CARVING MY SYMBOL INTO TREEBARK JUST TO GET A CHANCE TO SMOKE SOME OF MY HUMBABA CATNIP. #substance
That's what y0u get f0r H0nking Summ0ner
ppl r like roxy how do u know troll bruno mars?? LOL its ez..... he owns an #APT in carapacian kingdom i see him @ my chiro all the time
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THERE A REASON YOU'RE NOT ALREADY AT MY HIVE THEN? :o?
want my neck snapped rn ngl , , , #violence
I've already downloaded the photo and distributed it across 1500+ websites across the interdimensional web. Sorry.
#DRAMAALERT
It's very clearly y಄u in the picture. N಄t sure anyb಄dy else c಄uld pull ಄ff that hairstyle.
DID YOU KNOW YOU’RE FUCKING TERRIFYING, MR. ZAHHAK?
V^ Ana... y0ur stupid hair. Why. ^V
Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married
He Chitted "why Does It Hurt When I Pail"
I Will Never Try To Be Ashen For Anyone Again
Okay Now Would You Please Look Up Drinker X Unturned Femslash Boddiceripper Fangplay Sorted By Word Count Thank You
How Do I Delete My Own Post
Its Okay Kanaya One Day All Of This Shall Come To Pass
The Caverns Are Closed Today Because A Grub Set Off The Overhead Fire Sprinkler System
Nothing Ever Bodes Well Anymore https://i.postimg.cc/8kmsfh05/img-8230.jpg
By Some Errant Way Of The Caverns Committee I Am To Start Collecting Recommended Grub Names For New Parents And Other Custodial Figures And Dispensing Them For Use By The General Public
And No You May Not Ask As To What She Is Not Obligated To Share That With The Public
The Brooding Caverns Are Closed Today Because The Mother Grub Got Nervous
As An Update A Particular Someone Who May Be Named Karkat Is Still Ignoring My Snapchat Messages Because I Missed An Eight Paragraph Long Text About The Human Sopranos Two Nights Ago
I Am Sorry The Significance Of Human Anthony John Soprano Shaving His Eyebrows When Taken Together With Human Anthony Seniors Line About Poppers And The Odd Filial Rituals In Corollary Was Lost On Me I Forgot Things From The Earlier Seasons
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its so quiet now
you think THATS sad? do you even remember what happened to rouxls kaard in chapter 5 after he got the shadow crystal? he literally was blasted with more knowledge than his brain could handle and went insane! lead to an amazing secret boss tho, crazy how we had to bring lancer in from chapter 3 in order to beat him
DAMN U RADIATION FOR WHAT U DID TO THAT POOR SKELETON!!!!!!!!!!!! welp! at least we got the earthbound halloween hack 2 right after :D
papyrus is SOOOO awesome its honestly so SO fucking sad wat happened to him in deltarune chapper 7
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD NOT HAVE EATEN THE LEAD SANDWICH
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he lives in the carapacian kingdom i see him @ my chiropractor
#nsfw fuuuuck
contd OFFICIAL STATEMENT jane n i do NOT share a sexy quadrant or two of them or both at the same time or however it works i misspoke i didnt KNOW ok! #NoSexyQuads #nsfw
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE IM SORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
JANE TAKE ME BAAAAAACK #WeRntFuckingThoIPromise #nsfw
i rly wanna go to eridan week #ButImWorriedAbtTheWizardHaterz #EridanWeek
plox pl0x even PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
@caligulasAquarium wizard robes 4 eridan week plox
if eridan wont put on the wizard robes 4 #EridanWeek then the carapace kingdom is #PULLINGOUT
carapace kingdom is still signed up jane & i got matching robes w/e #EridanWeek
ok so like callie explained this vacillation 2 me once but i STILL kinda dont get it..... is it rly that weird? bc i feel like jane and i do it all the time :oo
#MeNTheBffsieVacillate #LuvVacillatingWBestie yusssss
#TheVacillaterrrrs #MeWhenIVacillateHer #HEYOOO
@carceralGenesis what do i do :(
theyre gonna think me and other me r <3<ing each other hard fuckin core at this rate UGHHH *eyeroll*
i gotta go sit by a ski ball machine & think abt my gender or smth
- Who is "Mikkal Bowmman" and why is his teamm screamm-mmailing mme about mmy last Chit
No, Sigmund! Sigmund! No! Don't roll around in your casket, Sigmund! The #Piss Sigmund! They don't do post-mortem casket cleanings, Sigmund! I've checked! https://i.imgur.com/bHGjpOI.png #Piss
you dont need to act like you desrve dialup internet youre better than that :pensivegrub:
okay but to be FAIR though :flushed:
did she really just say "bulgey want boing boing" :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing:
whos coming :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets:
me when im chitting and #ImComing in grubmart :flushed:
beef stroganoff? well YEAH i have beef, hes literally strogan her OFF :steamed: :steamed: :steamed:
- I amm very #Invested in "In Which Two Concupiscently Engaged Humman Bros, and the Occasional Others, Engage In All Manner of Drammatized, Oiled, and Scurrilously Staged Fisticuffs ("RUMBLING") In And Around The Set-Aside Gourd Tract Stage; Aired Weekly and Close to Daytimme for the Titillation of the General Public." 😁😆😌🎃
- Oh god. I had a daymmare that all of mmy ex-concupiscent quadrants mmet up and started unionizing against mme. 😂😂🤣🤣💔♠️ - #UnionBusting #ILoveBusting #BustingMakesMeFeelGood
#nsfw Gguys ddo yyou tthink tthat it's impressive tthat I ccan hhold mmy ccup wwith mmy bbuldge? Mmy ffriends tthink it's ggross bbut I tthink it's ppretty ccool and it ttook a llot of ppractice.~<
((The only page I've read on the site is the TOS but I'm going to read all of them and a minute here because I really want to know where this website even came from XD I only found out about it on Tumblr like last night
Is there a black quadrant dating app I see an astonishingly empty market It is me, I am the market
*Is in I am empty #nsfw
- Overwhelmmed? Feeling cornered as tasks pile up? Message mme NOW on Trollian for a deluxe Helpful Handy Consultation! Get a Helpful Handy fromm ME, today! 👋😁😄 troll.ian/assistMint
- I amm so stable ., Way mmore than you. Prommise.
- To any mmen out there who are looking to take a mmoirail. Just for your informmation. I amm sooooo emmotionally stable and conciliatorily-skilled. It only takes mme an hour to get bloodstains out of clothes. Bee-tee-dubs... 😉
- I'mm not a pity-baiter. I'mm literally not a pity-baiter.
- My productivity is through the roof! I'mm going to break the glass ceiling!
- No actually no I changed mmy mmind it's WRONG to kiss your mmoirail
- This is fine I'mm fine this is fine, I'mm fine, I'mm just going to mmicrowave a little cupe slimme and rub it on mmy gumms. It's fine. We're fine . It's BUSINESS
- BECAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU'RE FREAKING READY! LOL!
- I'mm rebranding... are you ready? For a hot, new admministrangulative craze? The solution every single one of your cubicle-bent problemms? 😌
- ANNOUNCING: Fromm the business-mminded mminds of THE @pickleInspector and mmyself (mme) ... a REVOLUTIONARY REBRAND. I KNOW you have problemms. And those problemms require the mmust helpful, hands-on solutions. We can and will help. - HANDY BUSINESS SOLUTIONS: "A Helpful Handy for your Pickle!" Because we aren't letting go of your Pickle until we've thoroughly Handled it!
- At Handy Business Solutions, we'll Handle your Pickle so fast you won't even REMEMBER you ever HAD a Pickle in the FIRST PLACE!!!!!
- You have a Pickle? We're going to Handle it. We Handle Problemm Pickles by two's, four's, and FRIGGIN' EIGHTS! Let mme help mme help you! HELP ME!
You know you've gottem when you get every single reaction on your reply at once.
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You shoudl all love eachother <3 Venatas fact! Ego sum ira Domini.
- When you have a Pickle in need of somme TLC, bring it to HANDY BUSINESS SOLUTIONS: Where we Handle your Pickle like it's OUR Pickle. 🫵 #Advertisemment #Pleeeeeease
- > "Can't get conciliatory without sommething to concile! LOL" Oh yeah you frigging nubsucker I bet tha'ts just what you tell yourself isn't it. Because your life's a MESS, Mint. A MMMMMMESS.
- No no no no don't answer actually
- Do you guys think mmy custodian would be proud of mme
- Ohhhh god they found me https://i.postimg.cc/ygy3L8Rz/image.png
- PLEAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REHIRE MMMMMMEEEEEE
- She told mme to Chit #ImmComming, so I'mm Chitting "#ImmComming"
- OLEANA PLEASE #MayIComme
- I thought you were supposed to chit #ImmComming to get a corporate job you barely mmanaged to get a Hand on back. I thought that was
- Ok... but who is Eridan and why is he weak? 😟
- I've been thinking of getting into mmusic lately. 🤔 Does anyone have any good suggestions for a first-timmer? 😆😄🙌
- PLEASE. All I've ever wanted was for the Emmpress to visit mme on an episode of "Secret Saboteur (Season MMMCDXIII, Continued Interplanetary Conquest and Bloodshed Part 42-1): Wherein the Emmpress, Her Immperious Condescension, Glory to Her Namme, Visits an Array of Trollian Businesses Throughout the Intergalactic Emmpire and Surprises Their Much-Adoring Proprietors With Her Patronage and Also Immperial Drones, Lots of Themm, Usually Rending The Property and All Within It Into Pathetic Multicolored Stains, Much to Everyone's Delight...)".
- Okay, evberyone. Imm going die tommorrow. Haha. Bye! 😄 https://i.ibb.co/JFqW2JFz/immage.png
- #LordDeabth #PleaseLetMeCLearMyInboxFirst #EmmailsThenIDie #IfThatsOkWithYouIfNotICommpletelyUnderstand,Thanks
- DEATH? #Immdyign #Dying ##Dying #Dying #DyingForReal #HeartAttart https://i.ibb.co/yFZSVMKS/immage.png
I'VE BEEN INFORMED PANACHE HAS MULTIPLE MEANINGS. TO CLARIFY. PAN-ACHE.
I WOULD BE AMENABLE TO THIS TOO.
ALL OF THE BRO STRIDERS ARE GETTING TOO COMFORTABLE WITH EACH OTHER. WHAT DO WE DO IF THEY FORM A COALITION.
CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE TOP ADORED POSTS WITHOUT SEEING THAT FETID IDOL OF MY CATASTROPHIC MISCALCULATION.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A "FAT CHUD LIFE" IS, BUT FUCK MINE ANYWAYS.
OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
☆ CHECK ONLYFINS KALIAN POSTED A NEW IMAGESET #NSFW
- I offer admminstrangulative services to seasoned FLARPers off- and on-* the Nursery Planet! Tell your friends/least untrustworthy enemmies! Tell your clouder! Tell your clouder's clouder! And then tell THEM to troll ME for a Helping Hand! 👋😄🤺 #HandyHelpersKnowFLARP
- Maybe I need help. Maybe I need professional help.
- You just gotta wait fo;r, that special light. The mmoons are gonna shiiine. On you. Because it caan't sta y dark foreverrrr
- To quote a VERY wise womman (because I think wommen, in general, are oft very wise) known by mmany Troll Sabrina Carpenter: - "I'mm working late." 😌
- Eridan will NEVER #CommeAgain when she's done Handing his thorax to himm. #JusticeCommesFirst
kNOCK KNOCK, wHO, iS THERE AT MY, fRONT DOOR? oIL, oIL, wHO? wELL OIL BE MATE, iT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE, oI'VE SEEN YOU, GUV! #oILINGuP
fuck gdi eridan i had evwerything riding on you and nowv im slightly moist vwith oil and in the dark and im still cursed you stupid tvwink youvwe ruined me
- Everything about mmy life has changed since this night. I wil;l never forget this. "They're Rummbling Around In The Pummpkin Patch," has been an experience that I will carry with mme. Forever. 🥹
AND THIS ONE GOES OUT, TO ALL THE HATERS. GET FUCKED AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CBFCFD2768ED.PNG
arent u the guy that used to be a wizard?
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
y~u pe~ple say the m~st cullable shite s~metimes. i mean, h~t damn. it's like y~u l~t d~n't want t~ live ~r s~methin. really? g~in after cl~wns? next y~u're g~nna be talkin ab~ut s~me secret twelfth bl~~d caste. stay safe, idi~ts.
I left for like 2 hours to de/\l with the wound from e/\rlier, /\re people still fucking oiling themsel\/es???///
okay actually maybe ill sleep in a bit this bitch is gonna haunt my fucking dreams https://i.postimg.cc/yNq69VZp/Screenshot-20260328-024310-Firefox.jpg
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
fuck the rankmaid just posted clown porn. this is not directed at you ma'am. #nsfw
using chittr on the shittr with my clittr dont be bittr #nsfw ig #nonsense