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goofy ass. love you too. ::::)
john, what the hell are you talking a8out?
happy pride month to all the humans that cele8rate! ::::)
... did someone stay up past their bedtime? - [END TRANSMISSION] ﴾⦵﴿
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@goliathsTerror You are not enough for them You never were. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
good number i approve one of my favorites actually
hmm... one of the roses did have a point about having only so much time to be young and make mistakes, but i also do not think i really want to make that many in front of my other immortal friends...
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@turingTranscendence It gets worse before it gets better 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
new day new…. okay i can’t think of anything good. morning and see you later!
just woke up from a loooooooong nap in a graveyard. hi!
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Hmmm i should check my corpse shed.
why has it 8een so fucking rainy lately?
good morning :)
I was the firrrrrrst. I have seen everrrything.
An astonishing likeness of me. You rrreally capturrrrrred my fine details with this.
MY INSOMNIA IS TEARING APART EVERY SPECK OF SANITY LEFT IN MY WRETCHED BODY BUT SHE IS SLEEPING SO FUCKING PEACEFULLY NEXT TO ME I CAN'T EVEN BE THAT PISSED ABOUT IT. SHE'S DROOLING ON ME A LITTLE. IT'S CUTE. FUCK.
let me sp0il y0u bbg https://i.p0stimg.cc/0qvs0cpp/l-6355c83aff0484c5156c251e.jpg
johnegber t
what
#pondering
hmmmmmmmm.
8ipolar disorder? who, me?
damn im needy as fuck now lmao whyd i get corrupted
po2t fa2ter,, ii"m goiin twwo be bu2y all day twwoday and can"t do my u2ual round2..
Banger chitt.
ilove you john
can you
At this motorcade right now, it's pretty chill. Hopefully nothing bad happens.
consider this post edited.
BECAUSE YOU CHITTED THIS.
ro8lox.
jorkin it, and 8y it. i mean my penits. #nsfw
drown me, slit my throat so lightly pick me up and drop me right into my grave and now i wonder, sit alone and ponder should i even 8other, when i see your face? #lyricposting #cw-self-harm ?
sigh, okay. guess i’m doing this. i love john eg8ert so fucking much, i don’t know where i’d 8e without him! and i really don’t care who sees this, 8ecause it’s true, he makes me feel like the only girl in the world and i wouldn’t trade him for anything. he’s my rock and my world and he really does take my 8reathe away. i love that fucking idiot so much. dammit!!!!!!!!
ughhhhhhhh i’ve never 8een so corny.
great day today finally got enough money just you wait lmao
movie ending was *terri8le*, 8ut i still really liked it. can’t wait for next movie night ::::)
dum8ass is 8ack. finally!
watching a movie with someone special. it’s promising so far!!!!!!!!
just want to let it be known. you may hear allegations about me. very serious ones. all i've gotta say is... my bitch too thick. my steak too juicy. my lobster too buttery. and i'm not sorry about any of it. :B
I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
Doom for a pregnancy test.
i’m going to 8ed. goodnight to anyone who still likes talking to me!
Anton Blast and Pizza Tower are both really fun and fast paced platform games. That being said, I think there should be more fanart of Dynamite Anton and Peppino Spaghetti kissing and being a married couple. >8D
maybe ill feel less sick tomorrow
trying f0r a reroll
<I am n0t reading a11 0f this, thank g0g it's n0t f0r me>
look i’ll send ten your way find the other ten yourself
what the fuck are you talking about lmao
whatever.
Hi.
> "anonymous" > cLearLy sent by vriska
😒💨 🖍🦎
misogtnist trolls luv me #myburden #imsissypussandthisusmyboulder
G∞d evening chittr.
Tucking the grubbies in and kissing their little faces goodlight ⟡ (_ _)。˚ ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 #grub #mygrubs #goodlight #goodlightgrubbies
✿ walk around wid my pants down cuz i had to show em who da hardest #bars #nsfw wat ever
// #ocintro #intropost Your name is DELVAE LUXSER. You are a nonbinary (semi-mutant) GOLDBLOOD who dreams on Prospit, and are a SEER of RAGE which is ironic because you are BLIND. You have a passion for MUSITECH, however you also enjoy collecting WEIRD DEAD THINGS that you preserve in various ways and playing games by yourself. You believe yourself EXCEPTIONAL at this, though you are HORRIBLE in reality. Your strife specibus is icepickkind and you use the Eight Ball modus. You are a PSIONIC with too much energy, and it has caused you to be inflicted with VOIDROT, which has almost completely taken your EYES. You can still use your psionics to navigate the world around you but it HURTS LIKE HELL, but sometimes you do it anyway just to feel something because the static helps you see. You enjoy RAGEBAITING people, and don't understand what it means to not DRIVE SOMEONE UP THE WALL. Your quirk is starting each message with |DEL: (Command) ==>|, ending each message with |...|, and writing all your text backwards. You live with your SNAILBUG (snail-ladybug) lusus in your SAFETY-PROOFED hive inside its SHELL. You also apparently now have an AMA form, because you joined in with the trend. (This will be tagged #DelvaeQs) https://forms.gle/HnJBWLxQgK55kpwC9 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5f5c4c64900.png //
▲if I need to turn off your quirk to understand what youre saying you're on my shitlist▼ ▲it doesnt make you special its just fucking annoying▼
:33 < guys i found a baby rabbit :33
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1 TH1NK Y0U 4T3.... HMMMM.... H0T D0G!!!!
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER NEW PLANET. I’M GONNA BLOW UP SOME MOUNTAINS.
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Hello neighbor, welcome
i will get a $2 tatt00 0f a w0rking r0bert d0wney jr deepfake. #megid0p0sting
i wish a pretty lady would call me a good girl right about now :O
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Funny Seance Barkbeast Drink A Pepsi
I meant to share this last night ((Ignore the title, this was an album cover)) https://64.media.tumblr.com/2dbdad8507645258438430721f22219b/c201f9e52480d2f9-c2/s1280%1920/4697dfb85da742d6bb2b171bfda0863b3fcf43ec.png
I've come to make an announcement; -Eridan Ampora is a bitc)( ass mot)(erfucker, )(e pissed on my fucking wife. T)(ats rig)(t, )(e took )(is seaweed quilly dick out and )(e pissed on my fucking wife, and )(e said )(is dick was "T)(is big" and I said t)(at's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, -Eridan Ampora, you've got a small dick, it's t)(e size of t)(is walnut except WAY smaller, and guess w)(at? )(ere's w)(at my dong looks like: PFFFT, T)(AT'S RIG)(T, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at t)(at, it looks like two balls and a bong. )(e fucked my wife so guess w)(at? I'm gonna fuck Alternea. T)(AT'S RIG)(T T)(IS IS W)(AT YOU G-ET, MY SUP-ER LAS-ER PISS! -Except I'm not gonna piss on Alterna. I'm gonna go )(ig)(er. I'M PISSING ON T)(-E MOON! )(OW DO YOU LIK-E T)(AT, TROLLBAMA? I PISS-ED ON T)(-E MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU )(AV-E 23 )(OURS B-EFOR-E T)(-E PISS DROPL-ETS )(IT T)(-E FUCKING -EART)( NOW G-ET OUT OF MY SIG)(T B-EFOR-E I PISS ON YOU TOO. )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/Sx7cQd1k/0d6c545b-5d8f-4afd-8a40-fd9d9b3291ec.jpg
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GOODAY FINE CHAPS WHO HERE WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS BUSINESS AND OTHER SUCH FINE ACTIVITIES
Se\/era/ humans on this site ha\/e pri\/ate/y reached out asking for "Mommy ASMR" \/\/hich as far as / can te// is a human thing \/\/here the speaker character is in a f/ushed or pa/e re/ationship \/\/ith the /istener character, but is a/so pretending to be their /usus? / don't think / get it
i have a yearly tradition of creating all my friends in sims 4 and taking horrible care of them just to see who dies first
It's My Wriggling Day Today. :>
I'm horny and in need of someone to clobber on my WhatsCock. #nsfw
i love that for you its so outdated and it must be hell to try to download any modern programs with it but thats so iconic
rankmaid.
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✿ guys wat da furk do i rlly send mixed signals idk liek i feel like if i want somethin imma tell u straight upppp
they should make a bible but completely described only through flash games
ooc: // the rant part 2: Reminder, racism isn't cool to include in your story if you fail to dismantle the legs it stands on. You can't pull the "WHAT IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED" card either because it doesn't dismantle the argument; you're often just reinforcing racial stereotypes. I'm tired of getting on any website and then someone's character posts "GENOCIDE ALL X CASTE" with massive hurrahs. Then every person playing a character who's black-coded has to stand there uncomfortably. Aiming for actual equal rights is complex, and it's massively insulting to see people write characters who are supposed to be progressive and nuanced on these topics get turned into "HAHA we should kill an entire caste of people based on an aspect they can't change because they're an oppressor in this fictional story written by a white person." I can't even have trizza have a nuanced conversation about hemoism and classism, without someone immediately just strawman arguing with her. Like I PROMISE you that if she wants to talk about sexism against women on Alternian, people would just genuinely, with their lack of media literacy skills, just "ERHM BUT CONDY IS AN EMPRESS AND A WOMAN." I have many strong feelings about these topics.
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>>| no .anger. just shock .and weird signals you've crested st first reply. just, try to reread the meaning behind .original post. you're good.
>>| relatable. but perhaps maid .outfit can help, cause .it's fucking very .effective for me to keep hands .off my bulge. #nsfw
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:33< *the mighty huntress lets mew pet her belly just to attack mew and bite mew*
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EVEN MORE SCANDALOUS NSFW REPLY, FOLLOWED BY WHITTY COMMENT #NSFW
phew. woke up tired and sweatyy. all in a night's work i guess! #vaguepost
i think ima start off the dayy with a big old bowl of oatmeal and eat it without a spoon. sometimes, it's fun to pretend to be at a feeding line.
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ OH I SEE IVE NEVER HE୨RD OF THIS COLOR BEFORE I NEED TO UPD୨TE MY KNOWLEDGE ON TROLLS TH୨NK YOU SIR JEGBERT ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
i love you. keep goinng every day. its worth it.
(( yuuuuuup top tier homesmut artist
Kick it in the 'nads, John.
Dashing.
>[drip.]<
Only if I had the time. I’m supposed to sit here all day waiting for customers. It’s been a WEEK since someone last ordered. Do you know how much DEBT I’m in?
That stupid Noise fucker keeps showing up with bombs to my restaurant, how am I supposed to get rid of him?
god john egbert really is the best guy ever, why can’t i be as cool as him
this is a terrible idea but it’s gonna be real funn7 for us b7standers so have at it
it's going to be ok, jade. take a deep breath for me. in through your nose, slowly, then out through your mouth. i promise everything will be ok.
∻If this p☢st gets five milli☢n likes I will j☢rk my peanits live ☢n stream #nsfw∻
okay so this is an intro post for both in character and out of character, the ooc will be marked with back slashes.\\ hi!!! i'm nova and i have a hugeeee interest in the stars!!!! stars are so cool, and they have been my interest for YEARRS! since i first entered sburb! i am an heir of heart, and i dream-- well. DREAMED on prospit! i am trans!!! my pronouns are he/they/stxr!!! pleaseee respect that.. \\ okay hi this is an account based off of a doomed session that i made, and basically its IF they survived so like ok, anyways you can interact with this account in any way really nsfw is ok really anything is \\
not garbage, just a work in progress! i think a good place to look would be amy rose in sonic advance in particular for a possible hammer launching mechanic- basically, a specific button input needs to be pressed to launch the player. otherwise, the movement speed for the hammer swinging should just basically be a playable version of the clip i sent, i think, where massing the button continuously gradually increases the speed of the attack bouncing back and forth, not just the animation itself.
I feel s0 pathetic being 0n here, refreshing the page 0ver and 0ver h0ping a few specific pe0ple im l00king f0r sh0w up
I miss titan tv man, those fucking invaders turned him against us with their core-fucker
anyways i’m tired night chat
You know what would really hit the spot right now? 30 minutes of playing Wario World for the Gamecube.
i'm kinda doomed in that regard. most snes games have the pal slowdown problem, so allstars runs 17% slower than it should. i think the music is the right speed? but not the gameplay.
do wario games count? virtual boy wario land is awesome.
Valentines/quads day this year was really fucking ann0ying
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🐾my frieNd daavid jUst had his ''id'' stoleN... we jUst call him ''daav'' Now! hehe,
O~ I am unable to fight you on thiS claim. I may not entirely agree but it iS impoSSible to diSagree. ~O
HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING WELL SO FAR THIS MORNING. [|:^)
oh hey, objection funk.
you’re lucky i can’t say slurs here