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Y⦶u are a very g⦶⦶d ac⦶lyte. Y⦶u learn fast. Pr⦶ceed as y⦶u see fit.

They Don't Understand The Gears. But | Do, Rest Assured.

This Might Actually 8e The 8est Night Ever. I Just Placed That Fucker Into Chastity. He's Squirming And 8egging, It's Kinda Pathetic, He's Even Getting Off From It Too Cause Of Course He Is –xoxo
Well you can't catch a felony or be suspected of arson, can you?

She has such a beautiful voice, doesn't she?
S⦶⦶n. Then, t⦶gether, y⦶u will find the inbetween, and achieve true freed⦶m. Y⦶u are n⦶t str⦶ng en⦶ugh t⦶ survive it yet. S⦶⦶n y⦶u will be. Pr⦶ceed.
Destructi⦶n, Creati⦶n. These are tw⦶ sides ⦶f the same c⦶in. But t⦶ g⦶ d⦶wn ⦶ne path and n⦶t pay any mind t⦶ where it leads is f⦶⦶lish. Y⦶u will carve y⦶ur ⦶wn path. ⦶ut ⦶f death. ⦶ut ⦶f hate. ⦶ut ⦶f l⦶ve. ⦶ut ⦶f life. Y⦶u are n⦶t str⦶ng en⦶ugh yet. But y⦶u will be. Pr⦶ceed.
Y⦶u will bec⦶me str⦶nger. Y⦶u are already str⦶ng. But n⦶t str⦶ng en⦶ugh. Y⦶u will bec⦶me str⦶nger. Str⦶ng en⦶ugh t⦶ take the pain y⦶u feel and vanquish it in darkness. Str⦶ng en⦶ugh t⦶ take any ⦶ne ⦶r any thing that dares t⦶ bring harm t⦶ y⦶u, and destr⦶y it. Y⦶u will bec⦶me str⦶nger. Pr⦶ceed.

c< .... its iN sigHt.... stars.... fucK.... just a few steps MOre.... >c

Cleaned out the block/ignore list. Let's see what happens.

Just goes to show that being a woman really was Vriska's best quality. #vague

(( STOPPPPPPPPPPP THE CHORUS 😭😭😭

PUT NAILS IN THE FOOD.

With you. Putting up with you. I'm just... glad that I was a better auspistice this time. We both remember how my last attempt ended.

I underst★nd. ★pologies for prying. Wishing you well.

Oh wh★t? Ye★h th★t's just the b★rrier of infinite dist★nce I h★ve up ★t ★ll time. Don't worry ★bout or question it.

Her name is Sidra. For the record.

Snitch.

for the record she liked my reply but it applie's to her too. @tentacleTabbycat you want her so bad it make's you look stupid
NEVER HOLD BACK ON MURDER SHOOT THAT BITCH DEAD —EMBER💥

Go fuck yourself. Maybe that will *relieve* you.

No it's cute. :3

😇

DON’T BE.

yea not mutually exclusive but point bein i think it's mostly exclusively all bark

How these things typic★lly go ye★h.

I'm with you in the d★rk.
So vve're alvvays living in the present tense It seenns unforgiving vvhen a good thing ends But you and I vvill alvvays be back then You and I vvill alvvays be back then

That's the fun part - you don't have to. Just being yourselves is enough for me.

And besides, I'm a little mad. We're all mad, here. :3

Oh I don't? Excellent. In that case: I need you like I need air. Everytime we're close and you turn those beautiful golden eyes away from me, my heart cracks a little. You smell like home. I want to make you smell like me. Love me, hate me, do both, I don't care, I just need you near me.

I will always love you. I may hate you, too, but that will never be truly separate from love.

never gonna leave the house

Now I’m here attempting to mentally rank all of the people I have ever hooked up with by how good they are in bed. Hm. #nsfw

Th★t's right. I'm t★king off my shirt ★nd getting homo-erotic★lly obsessed with someone. #nsfw

When it grows light, the particles start to marvel having made it through the night Never they ponder whether electric; Calming, if you look at it right.
98% deduction the death is simply nothing but a hoax—something staged just to draw attention to herself.

Wonderful, it's just oh so great that I must exist today.

no. this is too much for my morning. ill be gone for the rest of the day. i know nobody gives two fucks about me but fuck it.

moths are kind of the bunnies of bugs. they're fluffy.

anon says: what those tentacles do?? ;) spear clean thru your bellowsacs n choke you til you die. it aint happenin. gettin da feeling imma be using #nsfw and #nsfwe a lot these days #meenahmania #knewthiswouldhappen #whateveritsonly1week #igotthis

Thank god for toxic yuri.

I think the void might calm me more.

WE CAN FIX THIS.

I'm so fucking excited. This is going to hurt so very terribly. :3 ...I never knew I was this much of a masochist. Maybe I'm not, for anyone but her.

#hotgirlshit

START KILLING PEOPLE.

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ may it find it2 mark. ○ ● ○

Mrrow, I can't stop thinking about her. I can't stop thinking about tomorrow. What will she do to me, if she catches me? If she wins? Will she simply tear my ribs out again, but for longer this time as I cling to life? Will she feast on my flesh, my blood? Will she get creative? Do you see this, Sylphie? We've invaded each others' minds. I'm curled up in yours like a perfectly me-sized box and you're in mine like the sword of Damocles. When the time comes... don't restrain yourself. For my sake or your own.

DO NOT RuIN A BAD MOMENT. BY TRYING TO MAKE IT INTO SOMETHING IT IS NOT. I AM. AGREEABLE. TO MY OWN. YOu ALSO DO NOT KNOW THE FIRST FuCKING THING ABOuT ME. SO STOP ATTEMPTING TO SEE THIS AS A VIOLENT HEEL TuRN. I AM. CALIBORN. LORDLING EATER OF THE GALAXY ITSELF. EVENTuALLY. THIS CHANGES NOTHING.

that was... shockingly kind. i'm impressed.
Dip dip dip dip dip dip.. oh, don't mind me, simply getting the ink fresh on the paper again.

BuT YOu SuRVIVED. YOu FuCKING HALFWIT. YOu LOST HALF YOuR MIND. BuT GAINED SOMETHING FAR MORE VALuABLE. SO. YOuR BODY IS NOT HOW YOu WANT IT TO BE. SO FuCKING WHAT? NO ONE IS BROuGHT INTO THIS WORLD WITHOuT THE CAPACITY. TO CREATE AND DESTROY. TO DESTROY THE PARTS OF YOu THAT YOu DO NOT LIKE. AND SuRVIVE THE PROCESS. TO PuRGE WEAKNESS. TO PuRGE EVEN THE THOuGHT THAT YOu ARE NOT ALREADY ENOuGH. THAT YOu CANNOT BE MORE. TO CREATE WHAT YOu WISH TO BE IN PLACE OF IT. YOu WILL ALWAYS BE SAD. INADEQuATE. INCAPABLE OF BEING MORE CAPABLE THAN ME. BECAuSE YOu ARE NOT ME. AND NOTHING YOu DO WILL EVER BE ABLE TO BRING YOu THAT KIND OF BLISS. AND SELF-ASSuREDNESS. BuT THERE IS JOY IN NOT BEING ME ALSO. IN BEING ABLE TO SHATTER AND FOLD. YOu ARE NOT IMMuTABLE. THE FACT YOu HAVE CHANGED BEFORE WILL FOREVER SERVE AS PROOF AND LIVING TESTAMENT TO THE FACT THAT YOuR BITCH ASS COuLD CHANGE AGAIN. I WILL NOT GLOAT. AS FOR SOME. THE BODY IS A TEMPLE THAT CANNOT BE DESECRATED. DESPOILED. OR DESERTED. THIS IS FINE. BuT LIKE ALL TEMPLES. YOu ARE MEANT TO WORSHIP. YOu ARE MEANT TO PRACTICE CARE. TO HOLD RESPECTFuL THOuGHTS FOR YOuR TEMPLE. AND WORSHIP SOMETHING MORE. DO NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO ROT. ROT WILL NOT SAVE YOu. ROT WILL NOT EVEN DELIVER YOu FAST ENOuGH TO BRING YOu THE RELEASE YOu SEEK. NOTHING WILL. NO DEATH IS TRuLY PAINLESS. NO WANTON WANT IS TRuLY PERFECT. NO END IS IMMEDIATE. ALL THINGS COME SLOWLY. AS LORD OF TIME. I CAN VOuCH FOR THIS. THERE IS NO WAY OuT. THERE IS NO HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THERE IS NO. AND THEN IT ALL WORKED OuT. THAT PART IS YOu. YOu HAVE TO CHOOSE IT. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND A-MADDENING-GAIN. YOu HAVE TO KEEP CHOOSING IT. THIS IS MY THOuGHT. ERROR. YOu ARE NOT A MISTAKE. YOu ARE A GLITCH. A FAN FAVORITE BuG. A MuCH CELEBRATED uNINTENTIONAL RESuLT AND FuNCTION. FOR THIS. DO NOT CHOOSE THE SLOW DEATH. BuT TO SuRVIVE. DO NOT LIVE MERELY TO SEE THE NEXT DAY. BuT TO START ONE. EACH DAY. FOREVER. THAT. IS WHY WE SuRVIVE. uS BAD BITCHES. DO NOT CARE IF WE LIKE OuRSELVES. WE MuST. SO WE DO.

I don't *want* to hate her. I want to make her laugh. To see her smile. I want her lips on mine. I want that soft caress. But. Every day I see her do something horrible to my dear sweet human. So you know what? Fuck it. Maybe I'll hate her. It's what she wants anyway.

S̴̨͉͔̥͊͛̔̆̽̇͒̌͑͒̔̾̍͋͑̿͠t̵̢̨̳̪̩̩̞̙͓̼̭̠̰̝͍̃̔̌̆͗͂̄̋̀̄̑̄͑͑̄̔͒͗̓̐́̓͊̈̈́̔͋̈́̑̎̒̊̀̕̕͜͝͝͝͝͠ͅơ̴̢̧̛̫͎̗̣̗̜̝̟͉͉͎̪̱̰̹̘͉̮͈̣͇͓̝̩̤̦̯̻͙͉̙͓̥̮̰̲̬̱̟̰̖̣̱̣͓̾̌͊̈̽̏̈́̋̅̈́͂͜͜͠ͅp̴̡̹͖̦͔̩̲̻͍̩̱̫̯̰̰͚̲̫̹̲͍̣̻̻͉̤̘͍̩̪͖͚̟̹̹̠̏̽̆͒̽̅͋̀̏̓̐͒̀́̀̑͗̎͗̾̔̇͌̎̽͘͘͘̕̕̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅ ̴̧̡̨̛͖̫̦̹̲̟͕̩̌̿̽̉͂̂̀̓͒̃̉̏̿͊͒̾̈́̊̌̅̈́̅̑̇͂̐̒̒̚̕̚͘̚̚͝͝ẗ̴̡̡̼͎̪͙͓͉̞̝̦͔̙̻̺̬͓̻̻͎͎̻̗̙̣̣͚͕̮̗̣͇͍̙̙͎͓̩͎̪͎̮̳́̈́͆̂͐̌̓̃̃͑͌͆̌̌̅̀̾́͘̕͜͜͠ḩ̵̡̧̛̱̱̰̝̼̬̭͕̥̱̰̱͚̘̗͇̘̘̤̪̠̮̰̱͉̗̰̪̱̇̏͊̾̓̉̓̋́̍̔́̔̂̽̈́̑̉͗͘͘͝ͅȩ̵̧̧̡̛̮̪̱̺̮̜̦̯̺̳̹͔̹͖̫̭͉̼̥̞̭̲̼̖͕͓̜̞͍̱͓̠̜͔̜̻̟͖̺̠̹̌̎͋͆̓̀̄̇̋͊̂̾̉͑̏̾̈́̽͂̈́̎͒͛̏̈́̈́̃̈́͋̍͆̑̄̒͋͛͐̚̕͜͜͝ ̸̨̨̧̧̖̼͚̰̯͔̼̝̘̯͙̫̩̣͎̮͉̥̦̗̜̺̼̳̪̜͙͕̥̘̪̺͇̖̙̘̱͙͍͖͕̖͒̆͋́͂͒̾̓̈͛̌͛͒͛̉̀̚͜͝͝͝p̵̧̧̨̧̬̯̗̗͉̰̻̖̠̠̦̦̭̦̫̘̯͗̏͑̈́̓̐̈́͋̂̾̀͑̆͆̓͋̽͒͂̒͆̒͗̚͝͝ͅa̸̢̢̦̱͚̮͖̮͚̰̺͚̫̻͖̺̱̯̪͚̗͓̞̞͔͔͉̓͜ͅį̸̡̩̟͖͕͔̙̳̮͈͖̗̠͖̤̤͙͎̬͍̠̪̅̆̉̂͑̒̊̔͂̀̊̾͋̈́̇͌́́̀̀͛̿̾̃̈́́̕̚͘͠͝͠n̷̝̟̭̦̟̫͚̹͍͕̗̱̱̗̻̹̭̟̋̓̂̇̓͑͛̐̌̒͐̔͗̎̐̾̽̉̓̌͆̒͒̎́́̓̉́͌͘̚͝͝?̴̡͙̱͈͉̳̤͖̖̾̃̌̋̄̆̂̋́̾̑̽̆̔̇̇̿̽̚̚̚͝ͅ

Becausr I needed to proce this to myself, I neeved to try just once, I was wrong, my theory was wrong and in the morning I'm going to agree with you, hell I might agree with you soon if the druken state I'm in takes a turn for the worst, but as for now I failed...

that feelinng will puull youu downn, too..

Like, sucks th★t I be★r the curse, but the world's gonn★ keep revolving reg★rdless. So.....

the vwant to hate but the inability to because it contributes to something i dont vwant to #wvagueposting again because fuck you i dont like that guy

PLEASE ALTERNIAN STYLE

to earn the right to give

welcome to our little town why don't you settle down you just fill out the paperwork and you can look around

Ourselves the right to buy

I am going to be a little inactive as I am going to try and participate in artfight this year. We have two versions of it on my Earth C, one used primarily by human, consorts, and carapacians; while the other is almost exclusively used by trolls and is less about art and more about standing in a pit and beating the pulp out of one another. In fact I do not know why it is called artfight at all. I think it is just trolls beating each other up.

to earn the right to work

Votes for women!

…Because feeling content in your body is worth it, I would imagine. It’s never as disposable as it feels. I think we should talk more
✋︎ 🕈︎✋︎☹︎☹︎. ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎. ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎ ✌︎☠︎ ☜︎☠︎☺︎⚐︎✡︎✌︎👌︎☹︎☜︎ 💧︎🏱︎☜︎👍︎✋︎💣︎☜︎☠︎,
⚐︎☠︎☜︎ 👎︎✌︎✡︎. ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 🕈︎✋︎☹︎☹︎ 💧︎❄︎✌︎☼︎☜︎ ✋︎☠︎❄︎⚐︎ ✌︎ 💣︎✋︎☼︎☼︎⚐︎☼︎. ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ☞︎✋︎☠︎👎︎ 💧︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎⚐︎☠︎☜︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 👎︎⚐︎ ☠︎⚐︎❄︎ ☼︎☜︎👍︎⚐︎☝︎☠︎✋︎☪︎☜︎ ✌︎💧︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎. 👎︎☜︎💧︎🏱︎✋︎❄︎☜︎ ☜︎✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎❄︎☟︎✋︎☠︎☝︎. ✋︎❄︎'💧︎ 💧︎❄︎✋︎☹︎☹︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎.
LIKEWISE. "ERROR.OGG" YOU ARE A MORE WONDERFUL PERSON THAN YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO BELIEVE. REMEMBER THAT. GOOD BY!

aaaalso shared my moirail earlier https://chittring/profile/amorousCasanovwa/4ce4653e-4b5b-4427-933e-0c732a34eef4 <<<< but if youre too lazy to click, heres the picture


Homer-son★

It depends on which version.
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EVEN WHEN NOT UNDER MY DIRECT CONTROL, THE FELT ARE FAITHFUL CHAOS BRINGERS.

youre right i gotta

KILL!!!!!

And here I was hopping to avoid her for the rest of the day...
✂ ✂ ✂ ✂ ✂!

uhhh. big fan of prIdE. lust. sloth's pretty nIcE tOO. glUttOny's dEcEnt. i'm dEfinitEly dOIn grEEd bEttEr than a lOttA pEoplE. wrath can be fun. not rEAlly envy. shit is that all of em. that's all of em isn't it

feel like people keep forgetting im a woman so heres a reminder all of my posts are me #womanposting because im a woman theyre also all #birdposts because im a bird

M★y you be ★lright.

No, I've ★lre★dy s★id my pieces before. It's just more of the s★me. I will recover in time.

She's made clear her feelings towards me. Towards all of us. That's all I'll say.

Th★nk you, but no. Some things h★ve to be done ★lone.

M★ybe I should give her ★ better gr★ve

PERHAPS. ONCE CERTAIN REEDUCATIONS ARE COMPLETE, I WILL TAKE DIRECT OVERSIGHT OVER A CERTAIN PROJECT. I HAVE OTHER BLOOD TO TORMENT, AND CERTAIN THINGS I WISH TO TEST.

WE? *WE* ARE OVERDUE FOR A VERY LONG. AND VERY. VERY MOTHERFUCKING *PAINFUL* CONVERSATION.

(( I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS EARLIER IN THE DAY AND MORE SPREAD OUT SO PEOPLE HAD TIME TO REACT TO EACH ONE AND I WASNT JUST SPAMMING BUT I HAVE BEEN SLAVING OVER THIS HEIST FOR SO LONG AND I JUST GOTTA GET IT OUT ;-;

Monopoly time. Join. Or don't. I ★m not your lusus. @irrefut★bleDec★logue you showed interest so you get ★ ping. https://richup.io/room/rtc6c

saw what boss scratch did to her would they do that to me to? to fix me if i step too far out of line??? ....... gonna take a LOT more than that to fix us hahahaha!! ....... thats not funny need to get back to being funny again god my pan is killing me
@grimCue you hate flowers huh? especially the pretty ones. i guess its only fair i dont give you a flowering plant then! pinus coulteri for you. also called widowmaker pine on account of their massive cones. i dont know if theyve actually killed anyone but they sure have the reputation.

Over and Over I fuck myself over And under and under I do it again Morning and evening I felt I was grieving Until I said Fuck You And Never Again Daytime or Nighttime I feel I'm on my time But my time is fickle Just like a friend And with my departure From nothing I harbor I feel I am sinking And sailing to swim -Over & Over, Rio Romeo #lyricposting

I remember this song, it was incredibly important to our game...I never knew if there was meaning to it, yet I struggle to believe there was none.

soooo im gettin close to 20k kult and i wanna do somethin 4 it so far i have 2 ideas either share something #nsfw ooooor le sigh trickster mode for a weekend if anyone has any other ideas tho id love 2 hear them!!

X You know what Larkso’s post has inspired me to remind people of this fact I am a woman Do not mistake me for a man. If you end up being the 7th person to do so on here I’m kicking your ass. x


It is truly my honor. Being a terrible representation of all versions of myself. We are simply mirrors of a horrid and pitiful creature, and all of my posting has been exclusively to show you this fact.

this next question (omes from @grim(ue. nobod7 {that's what she put in the name along with her handle} asks "wh7 do 7ou persist" existential! but i guess i wasn't expe(ting "what's 7our favorite i(e (ream flavor" from 7ou, huh? i persist be(ause i (an. it used to be that m7 life was going to be (ut short. and now eternit7 rolls out before me, and ea(h breath is a defian(e. i persist be(ause it pleases me to. i know what i want, i know what makes me happ7, and i have filled m7 life with it. ever7 da7 i wake up and new delights and old pleasures fill m7 ever7 moment. i persist be(ause i am me. and no one gets to de(ide otherwise. ask me shit!

#preach

u get me

TNIS!!!

[|87 :: SO FUK1NG REAL ACTUALLY

I AM A MONSTER OF MY OWN MAKING. AND IT IS MAGNIFICENT.


I LOVE YOU

It seems today is a stuck in bed sort of day, and unfortunately it's in both a physical and mental way.

i wish moor people would challenge me to a death fight (you dont count kris)


LAME

whats everyones favorite ship dynamic?? :)

AZ THE OTHER GUY ZAID THATZ ZTILL TOO MUCH

Or hum★n!

Stop bl★ming everyone for your issues. Pick one troll ★nd pin everything on them.

EMBRACE PAIN.

CORRECT AND TRUE OPINION.
Sigh. Women. Oh how I love them.

I AM PROUD TO REMIND YOU ALL THAT TODAY, JUNE 26TH, IS THE DAY THE SUPREME COURT RATIFIED MARRIAGE FOR ALL. I recall all the beautiful couples lining courthouse steps all across the nation, eager to get their marriage properly documented. Many feared they needed to do so quickly, before the ruling was overturned. I am proud to say it has NOT, and as always, #LOVEWINS. I was also extremely proud to sign the Respect for Marriage Act, further solidifying this decision. In the face of adversity, always remember that #LoveWins.
gruuhhoook *baaashes my fists ooon the floooooor teaaars ooouut my heaaar screaaams aaat the sky flooops intooo my pooooool ooof teaaars*(¬ºཀ°)¬

*RATIO.
This Fine Piece Of Poetry Is Titled "amor Mundi" Which Was Created By The Talented Christina Rossetti Whose Work I Am Quite A Fan Of As You Can Tell By My Biography Amor Mundi Translates To Love Of The World Which Greatly Highlights This Poems Themes Christina Rossetti Was Engaged Twice But Never Married The First Time Was To James Collinson At Eighteen But Their Engagement Was Later Called Off Because Of Collinsons Conversion To Roman Catholicism Rossetti Ended Up Never Marrying As Every Time She Was Proposed To After Collinson She Rejected Them For The Same Reason Which Was Difference In Religious Beliefs “ Oh Where Are You Going With Your Love-locks Flowing On The West Wind Blowing Along This Valley Track?” “ The Downhill Path Is Easy, Come With Me An It Please Ye, We Shall Escape The Uphill By Never Turning Back.” So They Two Went Together In Glowing August Weather, The Honey-breathing Heather Lay To Their Left And Right; And Dear She Was To Dote On, Her Swift Feet Seemed To Float On The Air Like Soft Twin Pigeons Too Sportive To Alight. “ Oh What Is That In Heaven Where Gray Cloud-flakes Are Seven, Where Blackest Clouds Hang Riven Just At The Rainy Skirt?” “ Oh That’s A Meteor Sent Us, A Message Dumb, Portentous, An Undeciphered Solemn Signal Of Help Or Hurt.” “ Oh What Is That Glides Quickly Where Velvet Flowers Grow Thickly, Their Scent Comes Rich And Sickly?”—“a Scaled And Hooded Worm.” “ Oh What’s That In The Hollow, So Pale I Quake To Follow?” “oh That’s A Thin Dead Body Which Waits The Eternal Term.” “ Turn Again, O My Sweetest,—turn Again, False And Fleetest: This Beaten Way Thou Beatest I Fear Is Hell’s Own Track.” “ Nay, Too Steep For Hill-mounting; Nay, Too Late For Cost-counting: This Downhill Path Is Easy, But There’s No Turning Back.” I Hope This Was Equally As Engaging For You All As It Was For Me It Was Quite The Exercise Getting My Facts Straight For Your Enjoyment And Education

Thank you. That is deeply appreciated.

In nomine patris, et filii, et spiritus sancti Amen

NOTHING BEATS A CUP OF JUJUICE.
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WR★THBERRY! WR★THBERRY! WR★THBERRY!

:o) Have you considered a worshipberry? :o) For worshiping our Lord?

:o) Good evening, everyone. :o) It is on days like these that I remember some of our most important scripture. :o) Revelries 102:13 "The louder thy laughter, the brighter thy place beneath the eternal lights." :o) So make sure to wear a smile :o) And remember :o) The eyes of the Lord are always, ever watching.

OOC:((hey soooooo I'm working on a little video for chittr, if you have any really funny post I should add to it link it on this post (inlcudes replies, keep it short though)))

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-Roan Lalonde has been twink obliterated-

:o) In His infinite wisdom and proudest of bearing :o) My Lord has seen fit to bestow upon me a Title :o) So that I may stand proud amongst my peers in The Felt :o) #MyCoworkers SEE NOW THE GLORY OF MINE OWN TITLE! I AM HIS LORD'S VERY OWN MIRACULT PREACHER! I WILL SING HIS PRAISES DULY TO THE HEAVENS NOW AND FOREVERMORE! MAY DOUBLE DEATH RAIN UPON ALL, MAY THE SWING OF THE CLOCK'S PENDULUM HERALD THE END OF ALL MOTHERFUCKING THINGS! HONKAFUCKINGLLUJAH!

PREFERABLE THAT WAY. ANYTHING ELSE. WOuLD BE A BASTARDIZATION OF REALITY.

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TRULY THERE ISN’T A MORE PATHETIC BREED THAN THE LALONDES.

HELLO. MISCELLANEOuS DORKS AND CHuMPS AND POuTY MOOD SLuMPS WHO ARE DOWN IN THE FuCKING DuMPS. CHIN THE FuCK uP. I AM HERE. TO WISH YOu ALL. A VERY. FATHER'S DAY. VERY FATHER INDEED. A FATHERY'S DAY. OF PATRIARCHAL AND PATERNALISTIC PRIDE. FITTING. SuCH A GAY DAY. COuLD FALL ON A GAY MONTH. MAY EVERY FATHER TREAT THEIR HuSBAND RIGHT TODAY. THIS INCLuDES THE MANY WOMEN FATHERS OuT THERE. WHO CHOOSE TO SPORT MuSTACHES. AND HANDLE MEN'S DuTIES. IN A WOMAN'S HOME. ALL FATHERS. ARE DESERVING. OF uNWAVERING RESPECT. AND ADuLATION. NOTHING IS BETTER. THAN HAVING A FATHER. WHICH IS A DISTINCTION. I TRAGICALLY CANNOT SAY I EVER KNEW. YES. YES. I HAVE ENDuRED HARDSHIPS FEW OF YOu CAN EVEN FuCKING FATHOM. SuRVIVING THESE TRIALS. IS HOW I BECAME LORDLING GOD OVER ALL CREATION. THE ALPHA. THE OMEGA. THE ORIGINAL FATHER. BuT RECENTLY. AS IT TuRNS OuT. THIS HAS CHANGED. NOT FOR ME. BuT FOR MY CHARACTER. CALLIE BHORNE. YES. YOu HEARD THAT RIGHT. CALLIE BHORNE. MY TROLLSONA. HAS A FATHER. IT IS TRuE. ENTER. SOMEBODY FAR LESS FATHERLESS THAN I. CALLIE BHORNE STANDS BEFORE YOu AS A HuMBLY TOWERING MODEST MONuMENT TO EVERYTHING THAT IS RIGHT AND JuST IN THIS WORTHLESS EXISTENCE AND ALL THAT COMES AFTER IT. CALLIE IS SMALL. NOT AS GIFTED IN VERTICALITY AS I. BuT HE IS MORE DENSE THAN A COLLAPSING NEuTRON STAR OF PuRE uNADuLTERATED LORDLY RAGE COMPRESSED INTO THE FORM OF A YOuNG LORDLING WHO COuLD SNAP A SOLID ADAMANTINE SPINE LIKE A DRY TWIG. WHILE MAKING THE DRY TWIG SNAPPING SOuND WITH HIS RATHER JOCuLOSE MOuTH. HE IS THE APEX OF ALL THINGS ALTERNIAN. MY PRESENCE FILLS THE ROOM BECAuSE I DEMAND IT TO. HE DOES NOT EVEN NEED TO SPEAK THE COMMAND. HIS MIGHT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. AND WHAT A FuCKING YAPPER! CALLIE BHORNE TAKES uP. SPACE. NOT BECAuSE OF SIZE. OR A DuMB BITCH SISTER WHO IS DEAD. BuT. BECAuSE. OF AN INESCAPABLE AuRA OF DOMINANCE. WHEN HE WALKS. THE GROuND DOES NOT SHAKE. BECAuSE IT KNOWS BETTER THAN TO DRAW ATTENTION TO ITSELF. AND MAKE ITS BITCHuNWORTHY FLAT ASS. A TARGET. CALLIE BHORNE WEARS ARMOR THAT IS BOTH TERRIFYING TO LOOK AT. AND IMPRACTICAL TO LOOK AT. YOu COuLD POKE YOuR EYE OuT. JuST LOOKING AT IT TOO HARD. TALON TIPS. DOuBLE CROWN. FuCKING. MuLTIPLE POINTY TEETH. SOME WERE NOT THERE. WHEN HE WAS CROWNED INITIALLY. SPIKES uPON SPIKES uPON SPIKES ON PIKES. NOT FOR DEFENSE. FOR OFFENSE. FOR THE OFFENSE OF ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT ME. I MEAN. CALLIE BHORNE. AND THINKS "HM". DuMBFuCKLY PONDERING. "PERHAPS I COuLD TAKE HIM." YOu CANNOT. I HAVE ALREADY WON. MY CHARACTER. IS A BLuDGEONING IMPACT. AND EVERY INCH OF IT HAS BEEN FORGED. IN THE BELIEF. AND uNDERSTANDING. THAT THE STRONG HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO CONSuME THE WEAK. IT IS THE STRONG WHO DO NOT CHALLENGE THEMSELVES. AND PREY ONLY ON THE WEAK. WHO ARE THE ISSuE. IT IS THE WEAK. WHO uSE TRICKS. AND DECEIT. TO AVOID HAVING TO PROVE THEMSELVES. AT THE EVERLASTING BROODING TRIALS OF EVERYDAY LIFE. WHO ARE THE INFESTATION. IT IS I. AND I ALONE. WHO CAN JuDGE. I AM YOuNG BuT I AM ETERNAL. I AM SMALL BuT I AM INFINITE. AND I GOT IT FROM MY DADDY. YOu SEE. AS A TRuE PALEONTOLOGIST WAS COMMISSIONED. TO REVIVE FROM THE DEAD BONES OF THE ANCIENTS. CALLIE BHORNE'S DEAR PAPA. IS. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY HIMSELF. TALL. SPIKED. INORDINATELY ADORNED WITH SO MuCH HORRIFYING SHARPNESS. ALL THE RIDGED EDGES. AS MENTIONED PREVIOuS. I WAS RAISED BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE RAISED CORRECTLY. AND PITIABLY. IT IS A PHENOMENON SO RARE. AS TO ELuDE DOCuMENTED NON-ME PRECEDENT. FROM THE MOMENT I COuLD FORM COHERENT THOuGHTS. I WAS TAuGHT THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON OF ALL: THAT JuSTICE IS NOT BLIND. JuSTICE IS HuNGRY. JuSTICE HAS TEETH. AND JuSTICE LOOKS AN AWFuL LOT LIKE ME. AND HIS HONORDADBLE TYRANNY. I LOVE YOu. DAD. IN CHARACTER. TO BE CLEAR. https://i.ibb.co/MybQKmv3/image.png https://i.ibb.co/4DNWk4C/image.png https://i.ibb.co/BFcQwXd/image.png https://i.ibb.co/KjnsyxS1/image.png
This is real as fuck actually. My alternate selves don't get to speak for me. ...You know what, I think I might quit my job in four days. Finally sever the last remaining ties between the Amane Haruko of today and the N****e H*****y of the past. Thank you, strange HERO_CLOAK avatar person.

HE COULDN’T SAVE HIM. IT WAS ALREADY WITHIN HIM.






























