♣ mediated by @obliqueDetourer
Fuck y3ah w3 blowing 2om3 2hit up tonight y'all g3t r3ady K33p an 3y3 out for th3 drop
Despite everything, trolls are social creatures.
So guess who failed at going to sleep. You'll never guess.
♯vaguepost with ♯questionable ♯content
GOBBL1NG DOWN SOM3 GL1ZZ13S L1K3 TH3 HOTDOG HOG 1 4M.
♤ Fun Seeing Lujann Struggle For Once. Anyway, I'm Off To Movie Night With Ves. Best Of Luck With This Virus Thing, I Guess ♤
Look, I get the craze. And the. Ahem. "Appeal". But this isn't even that cool of a virus to chase. Come back my way when you've got the real freaky stuff.
! URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ALERT ! I have been informed of a virus spreading amongst Chittr.ing users. It is important to remain cautious at this time. An anti-virus is currently being prepared, and we ask anyone with expertise in.... whatever is going on to please come forward. Your assistance will, of course, be compensated. This virus appears to spread via prolonged, repeated contact with infected users. Perhaps wash your hands. Wear a mask. Fuck if I know, I just got here. The VP, @tentacleTherapist#7214, and @flightyBroad are currently working on a cure. Any updates will come from official channels such as these. It is important to only get your news from trusted sources at this time to counteract misinformation. There is no need to panic.
>>| craving for #yaoi.
yo so like are you actually troll the riddler or is it just the pfp?
+HE GOT HIT BY A BUGGY !!! THAT ISNT OK !!! AND THIS -> -> UKNNLKBBMM INDIVIDUAL @vehicularSynapse !!! WON'T RESPOND !!! TO WHERE !!! AND THIS DUDE TOO !!! @tintedNectarous !!!!+
yꙮu will buy my prꙮduct. yꙮu just dꙮn't knꙮw it yet. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
There needs to be symbols for other feelings. Like pure dislike. Just proper enemies who do nothing for you. If we're sticking with the 52-suit theme, then I suggest the Joker.
im awake. ripped up two mornin trolls today because im ----EXTRA pumped. im circlin t)(e waters cause i see blood in t)(e water. lots of it. im pouncin today w)(en you least expect it. killers, bounty )(unters, guns for )(ire... stay tuned. t)(ins are aboat to get LUCRATIV-----E!
♤ Feels Like I May As Well Be A Violet The Way I act. I May Start Changing That, Start Acting Like I Should.. ♤
*AHEM* a lot of you should probably er... well... Let's just say you're libel to rile up some green folks with the riddles eh?
t0day f0r fun i've decided t0 be c0mpletely genuine. 0u0
:33< mew all love my classic bits still right?
☆~𖦹 Tea does not taste as good as people say 𖦹~☆
﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏ at hive, just took a long bath, relaxing in a cute robe with a lil charcuterie board and some nice smelling candles and stuffffffff you wiiiish you were me rn ﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏
Mo⚚he℞g℞ub May Have Fucked Me Ove℞ Wi⚚h ⚚iny S⚚upid-ass Ho℞ns. Bu⚚ I Was Also Cu℞sed Wi⚚h Fa⚚ ⚚i⚚s ⚚ha⚚ Ge⚚ In ⚚he Fucking Way Of Eve℞y⚚hing. Dea℞ Fucking Gog I'm Half ⚚emp⚚ed ⚚o Cu⚚ ⚚hem Off Myself.
Goodlight. Before I go I've got something I need to get off my chest. Getting your bulge stepped on >>>>> #nsfw
(i should sleep... but what if they post again?)<
Soorry all oof them are in my DMs
Whoo's there
c< telliNg Me NOt 2 dO #substaNces is lOwKey.......... KiNda traNspHOic? i tHiNK? dOes tHat jOKe scaN witH tHis crOwd? i dONt KNOw, lets fiNd Out >c
sendin a #bomb to #jimcarrey
my eyes track faster t)(an you and read quicker t)(an you. t)(ats not even a t)(reat, t)(ats just my own biology at work.
c< sHOut Out 2 tHe greeN staiN ON My wall, Me aNd Her Had a Nice talK earlier >c
troogle how to make boyfriend $top po$ting politi¢al take$ on ¢hittr dot ing
I like this website because I can be like "attention, please" and then get some, which is really great for my desire for instant gratification
↘️are you serious.↘️
↘️are you serious you cannot be serious there is no possible way you are serious this is not only a joke but also a mistake being extensively played out for the humoring of the audience at hive.↘️
sounds like a threat X(
payback for t)(eir lame ass xbox )(andle. if folks wanna be )(orny, fine. but t)(ey arent usin t)(at for clout c)(asin. t)(ats a step too far.
i mean. the7 did it be(ause the empress for(ed them to, so we're. probabl7 safe?
:33< *ac looks side to side nervously* :33< ummmm :33< my bulge is safe right? #nsfw
Penis Assassination on the timeline. Okay. #nsfw #ithink?
#nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence #thisiskindafuckedupbutyouknow @coronateCruelty VICTIM 1 - A yellowblooded shut-in who rarely left their hive. Unimpressive psionics, but dangerous with a keyboard; was looking into ways to jailbreak Imperial drones. Their bulge tore itself to ribbons inside its sheath right before they posted their latest findings. 6 inches. VICTIM 2 - A blueblooded threshecutioner who rallied their platoon around a cult of personality rather than orders from above. Their bulge fell off at the root, capping off a rousing speech at the group ablutionblock. 14 inches. VICTIM 3 - An aging violetblooded noble whose bulge had not seen proper use in hundreds of sweeps. Functionally a political assassination; they funded fringe opposition factions. Their bulge went off with a bang when they reached for it, alone, in their recuperacoon. 5 inches. VICTIM 4 - A sectarian subjugglator who preached peace and love. Their bulge tied itself into knots. The official cause of death was compartment syndrome. 12 inches. VICTIM 5 - A jadeblooded cavern worker who allowed weak grubs to bypass their trials. Her bulge degloved itself inside her matesprit. 8 inches. -TRANSCRIBED BY IMPERIALDRONE HIC-EMPRESS-CLASS:BRUTALIZER AFTER ADMINISTERING EMERGENCY MINDHONEY OVERHAUL-
BULGEPEEPERS but!!!!!!!!!! dont
↘️are you all aware that i can see your disparaging posts and commentary made against me.↘️ ↗️PARTICULARLY WHEN YOU INCLUDE MY NAME IN SAID DISCUSSIONS.↗️ ↘️which i have taken to obsessively searching at least twice a night, in order to track my social revenue and gross interpersonal profits.↘️
xx_@barackObama_🤔 https://iili.io/BPm2RDB.png_xx
@obliqueDetourer https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0046055a3877.gif
Okay, anyone want to play a real fucked up game now?
+@vehicularSynapse WE NEED TO TALK NOW ??? !!! ANSWER ME PROPERLY !!! PLEASE ???+
> [ https://i.postimg.cc/bNbLL3z4/oh-no.jpg > [ ohgodhgodohgodohgodohgod trip was jus ttrying to feed me a FRY i hit somebody with the fuking BeetleWagon 205 model (NOT the CARRIERWASP 19) oh no no no no no no no no no no > [ @tintedNectarous #gore #HITSOMEONEITSILLEGALWHATDOIDOFUCK #ISHEALIVE #HE????? #PRONOUNS???WHOISTHIS #ISTHEYALIVE
Stop thinking about bulge and staRxt thinking about getting the pRxopeRx 9 houRxs of sleep peRx day. #nsfw ᝰ
「 … Next you’re going to tell me you’ve never heard of the most famous ones alive… ⥮
wh𖦹 wan𐕣 me 0 like 12 pi𐕣y 3 ha𐕣e 1 media𐕣e
Because there has been an increased interest recently, Macro Cullsmos has decided to open submissions for new employment opportunities. We've freed up numerous positions for the occasion, and the cubicles have been freshly cleaned of blood and disinfected. If you wish to submit a resume, please respond to the form linked below, and I will hand it off to the mail drone, who will, in turn, bring it to the Inhumane Resources Department, who will then shout it down the infinitube, to The One Who Decides. #JobOpportunities #HelpWanted #MacroCullsmos #WageBait #MCApplications https://forms.gle/yMdVB6inZzFcdbYG6 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8e0964666390.png - MC Oleana
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOG DO NOT LET THAT MAN GET A NEW WARDROBE.
nice to be the motht normal chud on this thite
Please stop replying to my Chits with methods to commit crimes. I am a government official.
8een here 4 4 8it 4nd i still don''''t underst4nd wh4t """"""""""""""""medi8ing"""""""""""""""" 4 post is supposed to me4n. i c4n get the other three ---- liking,,,, disliking,,,, 4nd feeling sorry 4 ---- 8ut i do not get the point of medi8ing in the context of 4 post
[One more photo. It's of Vestra in the aforementioned bunny suit. She's laying back on the hotel room restslab, her cleavage in full frame and her face a dark red. The outfit hugged her chubby frame, and a matching rabbit ear headband rested on her head.] #nsfw(ish)
✨🍭🕷️ GO AWAY IM #CARSPOSTING 🕷️🍭✨
↗️(WHAT) ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.↗️
Give that shit to Maynard James Keenan and watch the next Tool album get made
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg! which mark? i hope its a trending one! i LOVE trending! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I was asked to elaborate... on my power. Uhm. Meionics is an extraordinarily rare and poorly understood psionic mutation primarily associated with tactile-empathic resonance centered around reproductive tissue. Unlike conventional psionics, which tend toward communion with animals, insectoid organisms, or instinctive emotional impressions, Meionics functions through the detection and interpretation of bioelectric and hormonal activity originating from living genital structures. The ability does not allow direct mind reading. Instead, it interprets involuntary physiological and neurological responses with terrifying precision, creating something closer to an invasive emotional echolocation system than telepathy. A practitioner of Meionics can distinguish living tissue from artificial recreations almost instantly. Prosthetics, molded replicas, taxidermy, cloned flesh without active neural activity, and detached organs all produce “dead” or hollow signals. Living tissue emits a constant psychic resonance that experienced Meionics users describe as layered pulses of instinct, hormonal fluctuation, bloodflow rhythm, muscular tension, and subconscious emotional states. Arousal, fear, aggression, stress, shame, deception, illness, intoxication, and even exhaustion can subtly alter these signals. This made Meionics unexpectedly valuable to the Empire. Imperial intelligence divisions discovered that trained Meionics users could identify disguised infiltrators, detect hidden biological passengers aboard vessels, expose body doubles using artificial anatomy, and distinguish living organisms hidden within cargo or machinery. Smugglers attempting to bypass scans with prosthetics or cloned disguises often failed against Meionics inspection. The ability became particularly useful in anti-assassination efforts after several incidents involving surgically altered agents attempting to impersonate nobility or military personnel. The downside is catastrophic sensory overload. Living population centers are unbearable to most Meionics users. Crowds generate an incomprehensible storm of overlapping psychic signals that can cause migraines, panic episodes, dissociation, seizures, or violent mental breaks. Even proximity to a single highly emotional individual can become distracting or painful. Military barracks, public transit systems, feeding pits, and lowblood districts are often described by sufferers as psychic torture chambers. Because of this, severe isolation is common. Specialized environments are often constructed to dull the sensory strain. Lead-lined chambers, insulated hive walls, hormonal masking compounds, and signal-confusion environments filled with artificial decoys are used to muddy incoming resonance. Some users surround themselves with false anatomical signals or engineered organisms specifically bred to create harmless psychic “static” that dampens stronger incoming impressions. Communication through Meionics is technically possible, though unreliable and deeply invasive. Skilled users can intentionally project emotional states through controlled muscular and hormonal manipulation, allowing crude exchanges of instinctive information between compatible individuals. These exchanges are less like spoken conversation and more like transmitting emotional weather patterns directly into another nervous system. Misinterpretation is common. Prolonged exposure can create unhealthy emotional dependencies or identity confusion between participants. Many trolls consider Meionics obscene. Not necessarily because of its subject matter, but because it bypasses social performance entirely. Meionics users often become unsettlingly good at identifying insecurity, attraction, fear, dishonesty, or suppressed emotion regardless of what someone says aloud. This creates an atmosphere of paranoia around them. Some see them as freaks. Others see them as useful monsters. A few develop disturbing fascinations with them. Among underground psionic researchers, there are rumors that advanced Meionics practitioners eventually stop interpreting signals individually and instead perceive entire populations as vast interconnected emotional ecosystems of hunger, violence, reproductive instinct, and fear. Most records regarding long-term exposure outcomes remain classified by imperial authorities. As far as I know, I am the last living user of Meionics. @technicallyTimaeus I think this is helpful information based on inquiries I believe you were making following the Shades Incident. Uhm. #nsfw #bulgescience
Do you guys forgive me for saying a bad word?
[A photo. It was a clear one for once. It was of Kismet (@charmingVagabond), asleep on Vestra's shoulder. It seemed like she was wearing a short sleeved shirt today. A small heart had been scribbled next to his sleeping face. They were both still on the train, it seemed.]
☆~𖦹 Am I being threatened over my chest? 𖦹~☆
anything with a stalker sounds like something you should be worried about :/
~Early ~Onset male pattern baldness is n~Othing t~O be ashamed O~f~
♤ Not Quite Sure If I Should Post The News Yet... Or Wait For The Other Party To Do So. ♤
↘️#ceaseposting.↘️
↗️#LASTWORD.↗️
↗️IT IS LITERALLY ABOUT ENJOYING SUSTENANCE.↗️ ↘️why are you inferring things with your↘️ ↗️AS YOU WOULD PUT IT↗️ ↘️>>>( #verygaymind )↘️
↗️I HAVE READ THIS SEVERAL TIMES OVER UNTIL I FIGURED OUT A WAY TO COMPREHENDED IT, AND HAVE DECIDED YOU ARE SAYING SOMETHING OF APPROXIMATE SENSE.↗️ ↘️as in, your meaning can, for once, effectively be inferred.↘️ ↗️IT DOES LITTLE ELSE ASIDE FROM BARE ITSELF TO PARTIAL LEGIBILITY.↗️ ↘️and is useless otherwise.↘️ ↗️YOU SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON TO ADMONISH THE IMPLANTATION OF A CORPORATE CHIP.↗️ ↘️for ease of office access.↘️ ↗️AND FOR EASIER TRACKING WHEN OFF THE CLOCK.↗️ ↘️you literally know nothing.↘️
im soo fuckin' sick and tired
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა why am I getting hate reacts? I'm literally right and I have proof because it's worked for me #nsfw Ი𐑼
DESPITE ALL THE SHIT I GIVE PAST ME. THERE IS NO GROWING OUT OF REPEATING HER MISTAKES. I WILL NEVER KNOW BETTER THAN TO FALL FOR THE #SIRENSONG OF #DYEDHAIR #METROSEXUAL WITH #STUPIDWINGS!!!!
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა top tip to escape getting culled by a highblood: be literally so cutes!! ૮꒰˶•༝•˶꒱ა ♡ and if you are lucky they might keep you ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა #nsfw #suggestive Ი𐑼
↗️I HAVE COME TO AN UNDERSTANDING REGARDING MY PRIOR INSTANCES IN SOCIAL INTERACTIONS.↗️ ↘️many of you have witnessed a disparaging post leveled against me, accusing me of possessing undesirable biology or otherwise upsetting physical denotations.↘️ ↗️WHILE I WILL FULLY CONFESS TO MY INSTANCES OF WEAKER PHYSIOLOGY, I AM GOING TO CLEAR THE AIARAY NAME WITH THE REMARK THAT IT IS LITTLE MORE THAN A TRIFLING INFLATION OF A MISTRUTH.↗️ ↘️i am literally perfectly normal.↘️ ↗️AND I WILL NOT HAVE THESE WEAK, MEAGER ATTEMPTS AT WORMING UNDER MY EXOSKIN CONTINUE TO DISTURB ME.↗️ ↘️i have identified the core of these accusations as little more than misplaced quadbaiting at the behest of a casteplayer, seeking to insert me into their routines of debauchery.↘️ ↗️IT WOULD↗️ ↘️please↘️ ↗️THEM GREATLY TO WITNESS ME FALTER.↗️ ↘️but i will not bow to their whim any longer.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT STAY DOWN UNDER THE OPPRESSIVE STEP OF THEIR BOOTHEEL, FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF THEIR SOLELY PERVERTED WHIMS.↗️ ↘️i am going to continue serving my superiors.↘️ ↗️I WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE IN SERVICE OF THE OFFICE.↗️ ↘️of her markets.↘️ ↗️OF STOCKS AND BONDS AND HEDGE FUNDS AND MY GLORIOUS↗️ ↘️diverse↘️ ↗️PORTFOLIO.↗️ ↘️let this be a lesson in faith and also intuition.↘️ ↗️WE ARE LITERALLY GOING TO BE OKAY.↗️
i will be hosting a meeting at my hive if any like minded individuals wish to communicate.
see what kind of truth?
Detective Tip: Don't kinkshame.
↘️i do not like this post.↘️
↗️I AM NOT PERMITTED TO AUDITION FOR THE ISLAND THAT IS FILLED WITH EXTREME AMOUNTS OF QUANTIFIABLE DRAMATICS AND ALSO TOTALITY.↗️ ↘️i have a meeting.↘️ ↗️MANDATORY.↗️ ↘️on whatever date it is liable to be hosted on.↘️ ↗️I AM ALSO POSITIVE THAT MY INFERIOR FORM WOULD BE RENDERED TO SAWDUST WITHIN MOMENTS OF ENTERING THE ARENA.↗️ ↘️i am not suited for physicality of any kind.↘️ ↗️IT IS KIND OF SHAMEFUL, AND I AM ALREADY BROADCASTING THE MAJORITY OF IT MYSELF, THROUGH THE INTERMEDIARY MIDDLEGROUND OF THE CHITTR FEED.↗️ ↘️so i do not want anyone to see it.↘️
@equiusZahhak @charmingVagabond Please stop fightin'... I don' want y'both arguin'... I don' like people I care about gettin' into it with each other... :(
Detective Tip: You are about to be hit by a car.
my sacred what?????????????????? i'm wearing protection! i gto a bomb vest!!!!!!!!!!
that's my gOAt right thErE.
my body feels numb
♤ [A video that starts with a view of Kismet's face, then switches over to the back camera, showing him and Vestra (@vitalBrush) walking around. The camera shifts slightly as he's using his palmhusk for something, and Vestra suddenly stops, her legs shifting closed as she whimpers something unintelligible. He can be heard laughing gently, keeping just far back enough to keep her completely in frame. They continue walking, Vestra turning to point something out to Kismet before doubling over and groaning louder than before. No one seems to be around them thankfully. This repeats a few more times until the video ends rather abruptly. #nsfw] ♤
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Alternian Food Review #1: 'Grub Cakes' Made me throw up but until then wasn't the worst thing I've ever eaten. Given that the worst thing I've ever eaten was someone else's vomit (I was REALLY drunk and they had thrown up on a plate) this is not high praise. 1/10 because it didn't kill me.°❀.࿔
Not to get political but the limes had it coming.
We need to dip humies in Sodium Hydroxide for fun.
𓇋 There’s a difference between taking candid photos of trolls in public spaces and following them to their hives to semi secretly photograph them. Scrapbooking seems fine but I think you might be taking it a level too far from what my friend is saying. Granted she’s pretty sensitive about stalkers seeing as she had one in the past 𓇋
♣ Trolls can talk about change all day long but there's a lot of harm to be doing in this system and no one can expect people who figured this shit out ages ago to forgive you ♣
𓇋 On the one hand yes. In the other I’ve been informed you stalk trolls, and that kind of makes this statement feel a bit alarming and not innocuous. 𓇋
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♤ Honestly Kinda Relieved I Didn't Run Into Lajunn Out There. Dunno What I Would've Done If I Did. Or What They Would've Done. ♤
As a twink, I have to agree with the sentiment I just saw on the dash. Our time has passed. Bears and Baras, it's your time.
↘️you are not worth the energy it takes for me to move my prongs around my corporate board.↘️
↗️OH MY GOD.↗️
↘️i have directly addressed all of your concerns.↘️ ↗️HOW IS THIS DEFLECTING.↗️ ↘️are you stupid.↘️
↘️it is literally not vague, i just told you my worksquare neighbor is the cause of literally all of my problems.↘️ ↗️HE IS NOT EVEN SITE RELEVANT.↗️
(V)(',,')(V) wait i cant ohhhh
(V)(',,')(V) wit shld i delet ethat is some1 act℧ally gonna get me
(｡•`ᴖ´•｡) Don't scare my wonderful stars...
(╥﹏╥) I think the other photographers on this site are giving a bad name to candid shots... (っ- ‸ - ς) I don't think some of you care about the people you're taking pictures of at all... completely lacking the want to protect them...
♤ [A photo from Kismet. He's outside his hive, sitting on the front steps. He looks distressed, his shirt is torn, pants ripped at the thigh opening, and his arms have various small scrapes and cuts. He's not looking at the camera. Nor is he holding it. There's shoes peeking in at the bottom of the frame, indicating that someone else took the photo on his behalf.] ♤
lAmE. bOrIng. lAaaamE. sOmeonE way cOolEr wOuldA told me.
:33 < i woke up furrom a nap that lasted 34 hours :33 < a new record!
♤ Okay. Palmhusk Found. Sorry For Worrying Anyone. ♤
♤ [A video of... The forest? From the ground. Kismet can be heard calling out, but it's difficult to make out with the sounds of nature. Also as something seems to be covering the mic. Perhaps a leaf. It's hard to tell what's going on. Also. How did this get posted?] ♤
Is anyone else?? Seeing this??? Anyone who also! Is concerned with keeꫂ❁ing Larkso safe!!! ❣︎
Detective Tip: I am so fucking sick of the color green.
does that ♯matter in this ♯world ♯lujanntitore
♯yeah let me ♯just ♯postevidence of ♯mestalking a ♯seadweller on ♯main yeah ♯SLOPPY
i had a great day. i spennt time with friennds. i took a walk. i ate beetles.
♤ Spent A Good Portion Of The Morning Just Looking Out My Window And Contemplating While Vessie Slept Quietly Behind Me. Is It Some Kind Of Parasocial Thing? Are They Actually Obsessed With The Idea Of Me? Or Are They A Misguided Crush? I Ponder. ♤
^at the end of the day i don't really care what you people think of me, because i respect very little of you> ^but please don't mistake me for a self-caste hater> ^i am a moron and useless person hater>
did you have a good day today?
⋆˚🐾˖°HIIIIIIII mai namez lizi i'm a puppygirl barkbeazt lozerfailure my pan doeznt work rite but thaz okay!! my fav thingz in teh worl are zonic the quillbeazt, kingdom heartz n zpadez, troll invader zim, n loud aggrezzive break/zpeedcore!!! kinda fricken joblezz atm LULZ i'm zorta livin off zcrapz liek a true alley mutt but i wanna be a bloodhound w my clicker trained, zcent tracking, natural weaponz zkillz! or barring military zhit i liek makin art n ztreamin ztuff (i kinda juzt wanna get called a good girl but that doezn't pay da billz (unlezz??)) i might look cute but i'm viciouz!! i rip n tear!! i'm powooful zo don't fuk w/ me jk jk i will fold the zecond a pretty girl tellz me to (my quadrantz r open >w<) uhhhhhh i'm bad at deez SO azk if u got queztionz!! #photo #intro [ httpz://file.garden/ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/WOOF.png ]°˖🐾˚⋆
↘️you are so right.↘️ ↗️LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF MY SCREEN ON A PHYSICAL DEVICE↗️ ↘️spend three business nights developing that↘️ ↗️SCAN THAT IN↗️ ↘️and upload it.↘️ ↗️THAT IS TOTALLY THE MORE LOGICAL WAY TO APPROACH THINGS.↗️ ↘️and not a completely stupid idea.↘️ ↗️THANK YOU.↗️
↗️IT IS DIFFICULT TO CAPTURE HIGH-QUALITY PHOTOGRAPHS ON MY CORPORATE HUSKDEVICE, WHICH IS BASICALLY ONLY DEPLOYED TO MAKE CALLS AND RECEIVE MESSAGES.↗️ ↘️and chitt.↘️
hey. nEvermInd. plEasE do not cOntinuE sOlvIng the pUzzlEs on dArlIn's sItE. yOU do not nEEd to sOlvE them. they ArE all mEaninglEss bUllshIt that nEEd not apply to me. i wOUld AppreciatE if EveryonE cOUld IgnorE this and let it all cOmpletEly blow OvEr.
I've never known that most of the conspiracies I've seen have been rooted in something so discriminatory! If anyone has any non-antisemitic theories to share, please do tell me some. >8P
a good conspiracy theory is that we all arent inherently evil. the joke is that were all evil btw.
I know I'm lat3- as fuck h3-r3- but I just had to drop in and say no dud3- h3-'s lit3-rally so m3-an to m3-. H3- k3-3-ps kicking m3- out of th3- b3-d. I'm cold.
It’s late so ^o o^e will k^ow this but I like to be called a 9ood boy sometimes!! Please keep this a secret
ssome of u aarent iinviited to the chud haangout becaausse you ssuck worsse thaan uss chudss.
great. now everyone's p1ty1ng my ch1ts
STOP P1TY1NG MY CH1TS
♤ Wait Why Did I Just Fucking Chitt That FUCK ♤
Ok. Time to rreview yourr se(urrity system in yourr hive an/) maybe up/)ate it. Let frrien/)s an/) qua/)rrants know. An/) be rrea/)y forr a rrough rri/)e
Uh oh is this anotherr (ase of a stalkerr? You ok?
oh we have creepy stalkers on here X( bad start
♤ Yeah Man, You Can Read. Cool. ♤
1 need to erase what 1’m wr1t1ng when 1 ed1t someth1ng 1’m try1ng to bu1ld a v1rus
The D in D Minus stands for Diamonds Droog.
are you threatening me with being turned into a hot dog?!°❀.࿔
Block me = I own you? Wrong. Block me = I kill you, with my own two fists.
[System Message: @tintypeHoundini's palmhusk was destroyed.] asdfkhbir°❀.࿔
[|87 :: 1 can work w;th;n these parameters...
[|87 :: What cures do you des;re from my apothecary? Or do you w;sh to act as an ambassador for troll umbrella corp. s;nce 1 can make b;o weapons now?
<Wh0 the fuck even are y0u #vaguep0sting>
--what should i do with trollimedes money,,, i need the most insignificant, worthless thing to spend 4000 caegars on cuz i feel dirty just having the money in my account--
cramping / it sucks
✐ᝰ Ugh it's been so long since I fought. I need to hit someone with my staff!! Any takers? :) ᝰᝰ
your unproblematic favve is probably me lets all say it
No, dickweed, I'm just sore from going full-power for too long during fight night. This is the hurt of victory, I relish the bittersweetness.
Sore everywhere. Stuck in bed for now. Need ice for my tightened muscles. Ughh.
zero, i think
ooh. wait. i (an kill three birds with one stone with this. genius. #vagueposting
I was planning on most of that, but thank you!°❀.࿔
I mean, the groundwater's fine, I don't see why I gotta filter anythin- I'm done wit' dis nonsense...
Ɏ i don't get wha-a-at the big dea-a-al is everyone's thought a-a-about wha-a-at it would be like if they were a-a-a girl a-a-at some point Ɏ
I will help 𐕣r𖦹ll rivers cu𖦹m𖦹 wi𐕣h his very well wishes s𖦹 reply 𐕣𖦹 𐕣his if y𖦹u are a “girlfailure” and I’ll kiss y𖦹u!!
𖦹h yeah 𐕣rue s𖦹rry ab𖦹u𐕣 𐕣ha𐕣 𐕣r𖦹ll riddler
^my ancestor was called the evocator and he was a loser bitch and this isnt relevant to anything happening today i just wanted you guys to know that when i said looking at bronze bloods in disappointment i do even mean the one that is responsible for my existence>
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