♦ pitied by @turntechGirlhead
CUTE.
DON'T FUCKING SEND MY GIRLFRIEND HEARTS. STICK TO THE SPADES YOU MORON.
there ii2 no better feeliing than the feeliing of belongiing two 2omeone and no one el2e
hE PrObAbLy hAd iT CoMiNg, LiKe kNoWiNg hIm aNd aLl (O:
I'M COLD.
GHHH <3<3<3
I KNOW. I JUST FEEL GUILTY AS FUCK ABOUT IT.
GHHHHHHHHHGGGG.
WISH I HAD A MOIRAIL SO I COULD STOP BOTHERING HER WITH ALL OF MY BULLSHIT.
I'M NOT A FUCKING COWARD SO I GUESS I'LL BULGEPOST NOW. #BULGEPOSTING #NSFW
i have to do some googling
rigbys hotter
#THREESOME ? @ARACHNIDSGALVANIZED @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625 #NSFW
HAHEH
THOLUXTH CYAPTOR IS A THTUPID HOE. THEND CHIT.
#ROMANCE
Genuinely I Am So Happy For You Bestie #notironicbeing100percentfrrn #imoccupiedromanticallyanywayiwasbeing #goofyyfm
WHORW. WHAT'S IUT LIKE WAKING UP EVERY MORNING BEING A WHORTE FOR MYYYY GIRLFRIEND. MUST SUCKKK. SUCK LIKE I SUCK ON HER COCK!! #NSFW
hows your day been
CLAWING AT THE WALLS RIGHT NOW.
WISE WORDS, DOLL.
CARVING HEARTS INTO HER WITH A DAGGER ISN'T SOMETHING I THOUGHT I'D BE INTO BUT HOLY SHIT. SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS. #NSFW #NSFWE #GORE ?? #ILOVEMYGIRLFRIEND
YOU SHOULD BE (;B
COLD.
CASTRATION IS COMING
I WAS MORE FOCUSED ON YOU AND YOUR BEAUTY BUT SURE. THE DAY WAS NICE TOO. <3
FUCK. I'M SORRY.
WHAT POST?
WE'RE BURIED ENOUGH IN THESE DAMN REPLIES SO I CAN SAY THIS. GOOD GIRL.
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not even 9/11?
SORRY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL RUN YOU A NICE ASS BATH WHEN YOU GET HOME. YOU'LL BE SO FUCKING COZY.
I JUST TOOK A HIT OF A JOINT AND MY BELLOWSACS ARE FUCKING DYING. I CAN'T STOP COUGHING #SUBSTANCE
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HATE. HATE HATE HATE HATE
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WELL, YOU SWUNG ME AROUND IN THAT MIDSUMMER DANCE, HELD ME IN CLOSE AS YOU THOUGHT OF YOUR PAST. I LOVE WAY TOO MUCH, OH, THIS HURTS TO CONFESS. OH, YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING, I WAS YOUR SECOND BEST. #LYRICPOSTING #LAUFEY #VAGUEPOSTING
DON'T EVER BE SORRY SHUT UP.
I SWEAR YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF PARASITE IN YOUR PAN EATING OFF THE SCRAPS OF WHAT FEW PARTS REMAIN OF YOUR SPONGE. SHE'S MINE, YOU BULGEMUNCHING FUCKFACE. @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625 TELL HIM.
:33 < cool as hell
#8ENORMAL
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Perhaps I would feel much more violent had I not... became so cold.
What an odd thing to say.
i can only help those who help themselves
dOEs thIs mEAn yOU dO nOt hAvE An AnswEr?
PUKE.
i am suddenly interested in theme parks
i am pitching my idea of a karkat themed theme park to karkat right now. it's called 'karkat's sex land'! #nsfw #commodore64
uh. what?
LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER.
0ne time i dated a guy and he turned 0ut t0 be secretly married the wh0le time
TALK TO ME ABOUT IT, IDIOT.
free pissy cat up on the market. pros: cooks a mean fucking meal. cons: early onset dementia.
horse.
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
THE WAY HER RECOGNITION SURFACE LIGHTS UP WHENEVER I PURCHASE SOMETHING NICE FOR HER, MY GOD. THE BULGELAPPING PRICK THAT DECIDED TO HURT THIS WOMAN AND CONVINCE HER THAT SHE DOESN'T DESERVE SHIT LIKE THIS *NEEDS* TO DIE A SLOW AND AGONIZING DEATH, PREFERABLY BY MY OWN FROND STUMPS.
I AM GENUINELY ABOUT TO CLAW THE WALLS OF THIS FUCKING BEDROOM I CANNOT PHYSICALLY BRING MYSELF TO SLEEP. THIS IS HORRIFIC.
mhmm
Oh right Suppose I am.
Must be nice
GHDSFDJKSDHJKDHJKSDHDSJKDSHKJSDHDSKJJISDZJDS
my *entire* fucking feed is doll right now, shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!
M Y BULGE. HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AZKPRTTM0CNYBN8T/BULGEE.PNG #NSFW #SUBSTANCE
HOE!!! @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER #SUBSTANCE HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/B4Q-YX1QTTAAAAAC/CRAB.GIF
@ASTRALVOYAGER YOOOU UUR GIRL ON MY BULGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCKER!!!!!! R !!! #SUBSTANCE HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/WPLIF3_REUAAAAAC/CRAB-KNIFE.GIF
LOOOO OVE HRE. HER. <33333 LOVES ME SO MUCHG TOO NEVR DOUBT UT #SUBSTANCE HAHA
your mom.
whoops!
X00< OOF :33< sucks to suck *ac supposes*
:33< it doesnt have to be a kissmesis for mew to mediate :33< it is uncommon and weird as hell if it isnt though
:33< depends on if mewre just observing or helping
DAMN.
IT'S INFECTIOUS. SORRY.
in what
birds have been a motif for us for a long time beforehand
JUST WATCHED LA LA LAND WITH @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625. WE'RE TRAUMA BONDED NOW.
c< i believe iN yOu, lOcK tHe fucK iN twiN! >c
[|87 :: You got th;s, just gotta stop tweak;n
[|87 :: You gotta lock ;n tw;n you got th;s
c< gOtta piNg dailyquests, but, tHey weNt 2 sleep a lil bit agO, sOrry >c
(It is really wonderful what telepathic powers can do) Woof
well i went silly at the hardware store and am currently setting up a waterslide in my backyard. so yeah!
damnit.
understandable then lol. i have complicated feelings on gale but overall he can go eat shit and die
haha, that is so relateable. everyone who does that is such an asshole.
ggjejrkgkfmrkdf
NOBODY ELSE CLEANS AROUND HERE, WHAT THE FUCK.
you're too heterosexual!
doll strider is an evil person!
:33 < i cant give mew a badge but mew can dm me anyways
:33 < mew can dm me!
@imJunior Badge is needed here
im happy for you
It hapens I'm currently in the process of getting wasted best of luck reagainsibg you sansity #substance
Good afternoon
1M 4 B1TCH TH4T SH1TS VR1SK4 1S 4 G1RL WHO POOPS
I will. Still don't die.
Good luck!
Better not or I'll beat your ass.
Don't die.
GANDERBULBS EMOJI.
He's a big fan of yours actuallyᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
what surgery are you getting?
CONGR4TUL4T1ONS! HTTPS://1.POST1MG.CC/7YFWDFHT/P3NGU1N.W3BP
my s key is broken.
(im t-told it g-gets easier s-so, maybe w-we'll b-be ok)
You stay...winning... indeed....!! (^ o ^ ❀)
Sorry, should've specified. We are playing Off-Brand Monopoly.
Those interested in #CabinetGameNight, please respond to this post and I will send you an invitation to join. We will start in 5 minutes, and if you do not receive a message it it simply because the lobby was too full already! We will be playing off-brand Monopoly.
im new to this whole timeline shit my bad :P
i want tomodachi life so badly but i dont have the caps for it :/ fuck my chungus life
:( 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
nooo you cant die after we won the strider games!
It is true that I wear neither my sign nor my color, but do not think it is because I am ashamed of my blood! Those who know me know my hue, and indeed, if you were to meet me on the road, you might be able to ascertain it yourselves: just because I do not advertise my blood does not mean I claim to be anyone but who I am. But all of you here who have listened to me and spoken to me — whether kindly or unkindly — have done so based on the judgment of my character rather than the judgment of my caste. Isn’t that something?
nah it aint ready yet.
gosh, i really miss her. #vagueposting #v #a #g #u #e #p #o #s #t #i #n #g
karkat got me watching this bum ass aquatic snail and so far its just consumed everything in its path
YES PLS
well now i've got a monster in my system soooo i'm sorta just waiting for the crash to hit
yeah that's fair...i wish i could've fallen asleep after waking up
🤗🤗🤗
🥺
he pulls out a little present box before hitting and its got a pack of condoms and lube in it
the aftercare has gotta be incredible
ok now would you rather fuck 10 santas or one elf #nsfw
D --> It's been a long while. Sorry for my old behaviors.
if its 2pacalypse now thats a deal
im alive now
He said a sad little goodbye when the hour ended.
whoa wait are we doin a #davehour someone could've warned me
keepin it real fashionably late style aint nothin to be ashamed of
I got stuck alone in the waiting list while those fl**ting n*rmies got to watch. It felt like total BS but I'm not really bothered since it was prolly a n*rmie-coded movie anyway. Also good 4u (gen).
L3T M3 KNOW 1F YOU DO! 1T'S 34SY! 4LTHOUGH, 1 TH1NK YOU DO N33D 4N 3M41L.
IDK maybe they're not actually radical n*rmies then. Sucks if it's the good n*rmies but if not then w/e. They should all turn to Yunyun anyway l0lz.
hahahaha, hell yes! you're the best moirail ever dude.
but i can be a surgeon. why don't you just give me the money?? i can watch a youtube video.
can i have $20 for a magic john screen protector? i need it for s friend.
GO FUCK YOURSELF. I'LL ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF YOUR BREAK UP WHEN IT COMES, ASSHOLE.
basically did! i got my bites back though.
D--> Yet...another....husktop has been.... claimed by the sudden jettison.... of....my raw....liquid....c001ing solution.
they were in the goddamn walls trying to get to me. needless to say i have survived some xenomorph tier hunting.
Cause I was stupid.
I dunno I just woke up
I have not slept since 3 pm yesterday, I'm extremely overstimulated, and chittr is stupid.
HELLO WE ODNT KNOW YOU BUT HEL..LO GOOD NIGHT GOOdd day?!?
tell h¡m to boss up you can't be on here say¡n you wa¡t¡n for a chance when he's r¡ght there
DR4GONS 4S GODS. DR4GONS 4S MONST3RS. DR4GONS 4S 4 R3PR3S3NT4T1ON OF HUM4N GR33D. DR4GONS 4S 4 M3T4PHOR FOR D1S4ST3R. DR4GONS 4S 4 B34ST TO B3 K1LL3D. DR4GONS 4S 4 B34ST TO B3 B3FR13ND3D. DR4GONS 4S SOM3TH1NG SO L4RG3 4ND OTH3RWORLDLY W3 H4D TO M4K3 UP SOM3TH1NG TO M4K3 1T M4K3 S3NS3. LOV3 YOU DR4GONS.
Appreciate it.
Something like that.
fuck yeah!!!
that top is so cute!
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K--<OH MY GOD YOU PULLED??? HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Never been in your exact situation, but I feel your pain.
Pregnancy kink? What the fuck is that? #nsfw
wow, this site really loves me doesn't it. https://i.imgur.com/MqEftYd.png
please stop.
as much as i mean everything i said here i was FORCED to type this. this is so embarrassing, oh god.
i LIED.
:33 < if mew want!! it won't be as good as mewr drawing though :33
It's hardly a surprise, dear. And sadly, he's far fro+m the mo+st anno+ying individual to+ interact with.
Exhibit A thro+ugh ZZ as to+ ho+w yo+u're no+t a feminist.
Now we're talking.