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:33 < Meow.. theres no sexy news to do with #eridanw33k! So boooooring!
3v3ryon3 would k33l ov3r by how too r4d 1 4m. 1'd st34l th3 show.
I've just been banned from Facebook for reasons I shan't be disclosing. So, I'll be posting here for the foreseeable future.
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sigh ivve officially resigned myself to just givvin out sad handys behind my old BBQ booth #nsfww
> ju2t culled a b1tch, feel1ng good #er1danweek <
XOO < my stinky moirail banned me from going to #eridanw33k beclaws it is 'too dangerous' XOO < but it s33ms like a lot of my friends are there and it would be fun to say hi!!! even if i do not purrticularly care for the purrsnickety and purrticularly fussy troll it is all for XOO < bluhhhhhhhhh :33 < it is good he is not on here so i do not have to face the clawnsequences of throwing a hissy fit h33h33 #vent #eridanw33k
,..,if i run you over its not my fault kay? the playlist was just 2 good,..,
Admittedly My Day Has Not Been My Best I Took Upon Myself To Take A Commission Of Sorts For A Suit For A Certain Troll Who Shall Not Be Named Because He Got On His Knees And Started Begging And The Neighbors Started Coming Out To Stare At Me And I Have Been Trying To Perfect It For Hours But He Keeps Sending It Back Because “its Not Swwag Enough” What The Fuck Does That Even Mean
No Its Cool I Definitely Wanted To Miss A Gala Where People Will Need Decorated And Beautiful Costumes / Outfits Because I Am Fucking Sick No This Is So Wonderful For Me
might quit drugs after #eridanweek sorry guys
F4SC1N4T3D BY TH3 CONC3PT OF #3R1D4NW33K BUT ULT1M4T3LY GL4D 1 D1D NOT 4TT3ND
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M AT ERIDANWEEK HIGH AS FUCK AND I'VE GOT A GUN IN MY BACKPACK. WHO WANTS TO BLOW MY BULGE BEHIND THE TEQUILA VENDOR? #nsfw #substance
marvus is playing at #eridanweek ? fuck can't believe i'm missing out
watching the chits fr/)m the ppl c/)mplaining abt h/)w much they hate being at eridanweek brings me satisfacti/)n
I would to take this opportunity to apologize on behalf of the Strider Corporation for the mismanagement of pyrotechnics at #eridanweek All fire shows near the Warship Submarine Attraction have been suspended until further notice
<' not at #eridanweek because i never leave the hive but it looks like i'm missing a lot of fun.... :[ is it 2 late 2 go? '>
im not at #eridanweek in person but im loving all of the streams thanks for the updates everyone it means a lot to those of us unable to attend 0v0 #imcoming around to this music also
2hould ii con2iider my2elf ble22ed 2 be a habiiTTual hiivebody or do ii ju2TT have common 2en2e
I THINK THERE'S A CRACK IN MY FUCKING RIBCAGE. I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE IN THIS PIT. I JUST SAW SOMEONE PISSING INTO THEIR OWN MOUTH STANDING UP.
#wizardweek wouldnt hav had som1 violently torn apart #gore
w)(o da fuck is ericdin y )(e get a w)(ole week. #condydecade ftr
im sorry but wwatchin all these lowwerbloods fall the fuck ovver cause they cant handle the drop a the bass is really fuckin funny actually #eridanwweek #marvvusateridanwweek
i am so sad no one wanted to do body shots on me im goin home #eridanweek #thissucksnow
gOREGLE, cLOSEST PLACE TO #eRIDANwEEK, tO BUY, oW, tO BUY, eARPLUGS OR, aNY KIND OF, eAR PROTECTION, rEALLY, pREFERABLY, nOT HEADPHONE SINCE, mY HORNS OFTEN MAKE THOSE, dIFFICULT TO WEAR, iN A COMFORTABLE MANNER, pLEASE
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT'S WHAHAT I'M SAYING THIS IS WHY I FUCK WITH YOU SHAHAWTY YOU KEEP IT ONE HUNDO.
Fun fact here male fusch¡as cant compete for the throne by normal means. Well the emp¡re ¡s predom¡nantly matr¡archal. Cond¡t¡ons vary from moots, ¡influence and phycal power. Sadly ¡ want and dont want the throne
yknovw wvhy is it that all human babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfvw
Sometimes I think about being a wwoman.
i get it now the woolbeasts laY the clчckbeast ovas
ST♡P HAT1NG MY CH1TS. 1'M G♡1NG T♡ FUCK1NG T1E Y♡U UP, SK1N Y♡U B1T BY B1T, P♡UR GAS♡L1NE ♡N Y♡U ANƉ L1GHT Y♡U ♡N F1RE 1F Y♡U KEEP HAT1NG MY CH1TS. #g♡re #nsfwe
that movie SUUUUUCK-ED
the more i look at this pig the worse it gets. from a murder mystery book. you cant convince me this pig isnt the culprit. #swinophobia https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8613.jpeg https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8614.jpeg
dinner fr this time https://file.garden/acbZUtNpkQxLM03h/image_2026-03-27_153231219.png
𓋹 Screaming Underwater Feels So Nice. 𓋹
i should get a motorcycle
ـــــــ I BEHOLD WITH UTTER DISGUST THE PINKBLOODED SEAFIENDS DESCENDING UPON THIS FORUM, NOT TO ENLIGHTEN, BUT TO PEDDLE! TO REDUCE DISCOURSE TO MERE COMMERCE, AND PUBLIC SPEECH TO A MARKETPLACE OF TRINKETS AND TRIFLES. EVER DO THEY SEEK TO SWELL THEIR PURSES, THESE SHAMELESS PROFITEERS, FATTENING THEMSELVES UPON THE VERY SPACE THAT OUGHT BELONG TO THE PEOPLE! IS THERE NO CORNER THEY WILL NOT CORRUPT WITH THEIR AVARICE? LET IT BE KNOWN: WE SEE THEM, AND WE NAME THEIR VICE FOR WHAT IT IS.
#chittrconfession Sometimes I feed my lusus toxic ores to see if he'll choke on them /\nd die///
I THINK MR KRABS WOULD SHOOT ME DEAD BEHIND THE KRUSTY KRAB
YOUR3 1N H1S DMS 4ND 1M THROW1NG MY PUB3S 4T H1S F4C3
dear journal had my feelins hurt real bad today im normally not one to dump emotional baggage but my shouldersre finally givvin out the loss a my second airship wweighs heavvily on my thinkpan its evven got me sippin on that atrocious red clowwn soda again i bathed in the blood of my nemesis brrapp zooppp or wwhatevver the fuck his name wwas after i split his spine ovver my knee and slurped out his marroww as a sea lamprey might do #gore
Anytroll pazt teal iz on thin fucking ice.
:+> [Is it bad I kinda miss my kismesis even tho he was literally JUST over. Like yea he's annoying as hell but he's kinda fun to hang around with I guess. If you just ignore his bullshit and literally everything else about him.] :+> [I swear they better not fucking see this or I'm gonna voluntarily take a swim in the black depths and never be seen again I do NOT need that embarrassment in my life rn.]
im not surprised people "hate" my posts, honestly i havwe vwery lovw expecations that anyone vwill be able to tell me apart from any other ampora. im just here to piss people off and laugh about it.
女 | Bitches be hating with a B-cup, talk to me when your bosom iss bigger. #nssfw
Radiation chamber experimentation canceled. Turns out metal objects inserted into it will cause it to instead become a time bomb
c={= mannnn i miss my pitchmate :/ shame she got bit in half and drowned but what can ya do but ball on like your life depends on it #gore =>
I understand the ethical concerns of powering ChitGPT on troll blood. However, most of the lowbloods fed to the machines are performing the menial jobs we plan to replace, anyway. Ultimately, the cost balances out. #CostSaving #SmartInvestment #FinancialAdvice - MC Oleana
When I thtart thinking the intelligence of humanity and trollkind might be on the up. I uthually remember there are grown athth adultth who pee on electric fenceth...it'th a thmall few I'll admit but even if your friend dareth you....jutht why?
An/mal fun fact!: lOwer hemOspectrum lusc// tend tO be mOre dOc/le and fr/endly than thOse On the h/gher rungs!
yOU KNOW, sOMETIMES i THINK, mAYBE pUPA pAN ISN'T EVEN, mY FAVORITE CHARACTER BECAUSE, i THINK tINKERBELL IS, rEALLY NEAT, aND i WOULD RATHER FLY WITH, wINGS THAN, nOTHING, aND SHE HAS COOL mAGIC, aND HAIR AND, a PRETTY OUTFIT, aND FAIRY DUST, bUT THEN i REMEMBER, pUPA pAN IS, tHE ONE FOR BOYS, sO i LIKE HIM MORE, }:)
We should ban twinks too while we're at it. Only bears thanks.
ex 2iituatiion2hiip me22agiing me about a date 2he went on ii'm about to have a heart attack vro </3
Bitches be tripping over their bulges trying to get in the ring with me. four-on-one nd I still be winning. They don't conceive them like they did me no more. #nsfw
> Seadwellers trying to worm into my good graces because I posted about how highbloods are intolerable is just fucking pathetic.
can 2omebody on here lmk iif theiir grubda2h al2o ii2n't workiing, ii've triied liike 6 tiime2 to pay for my order but iit won't go through. </3
> Messiahs grant me patience because if they grant me strength I’m going on a killing spree that nobody could stop.
~violet privilege isn’t reall. some of you lovvbloods have no idea hovv hard all the pressure is on some of us :{
> I have only met three tolerable highbloods in my life, and one of them stopped being tolerable because he was a coward too afraid to break away from the assigned role of his caste. What a short list.
mods i need group chats so that me an the twwo alts i like an caliborn an richy can havve our owwn space awway from the normies an the lowwbloods this wway i nevver havve to interact wwith the tl again might invvite a single girl though so she can send tasteful nudies on request
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they need to make a way to post on this site that doesn't put me on the top of everyones dashboard immediately IF I SPEAK IM IN TROUBLEEE
My Matesprit Waited Three Fucking Days To Tell Me I Misspelled ‘qUintessential’ In My Trolltag Are You Kidding Me
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AIN'T ARGUING WITH TROLLS WHO GOT THEM TIG OLE RUMPLESPHERES, LIKE OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY BOUNCY CASTLE. #substance
You will be shamed on our account within three days time.
guyz, sum1 is bein mean 2 me, but i don't know how 2 get them 2 be nice... i said sorz, but they r still mad x( man!
I would like to try #vagueposting as well. It feels some of you equate have privilege over another with a moral impurity instead of a circumstance of condition. What matters not is if you are advantaged but what you do with said advantage. Ego sum ira Domini.
dont care i am occupied makin the floor plan for my neww amphitheater wwe are bringin back wwarrior masculinity #maritimerepublicathegreatfincelrevvolution
im sooooo pitiable.
PSA TO THE HUMAN USERS ON THIS WEBSITE: NO, YOU CANNOT JUST THROW "TROLL" IN FRONT OF A HUMAN CONCEPT OR NAME AND EXPECT IT TO IMMEDIATELY MAKE SENSE TO US. THAT IS A MYTH CREATED BY EXTREME IGNORANCE. THE TITLE OF "TROLL" IN FRONT OF AN ADULT ACTOR, MUSICIAN, ETC.'S NAME IS NOT JUST "TO SHOW THAT THIS IS THE TROLL VERSION OF SOME FUCKING HUMAN WHO COINCIDENTALLY ALSO EXISTS." THE TROLL EMPIRE HAS AN EXTREMELY LONG HISTORY WITH TROLLS WITH AN EXTREMELY LONG LIFESPAN DEPENDING ON THEIR HEMOCASTE. THE TITLE OF "TROLL" IS TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT WHEN YOU ARE REFERRING TO A NAME THAT MAY NOT FIT WITHIN OUR STANDARD NAMING SYSTEM OR TITLE SYSTEM, YOU STILL UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS A TROLL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AND NOT A RANDOM ASS ALIEN. WHICH, ALIEN IN THIS CONTEXT DOES NOT JUST FUCKING MEAN HUMAN! HELL, THERE ARE OTHER SPECIES OF ALIENS ON HERE. BUT OUR SPECIES HAS CONQUERED THOUSANDS OF ALIEN SPECIES ON PLANETS YOU COULDN'T QUITE POSSIBLY IMAGINED. YOU HUMANS ARE SO FAR UP YOUR OWN ASS YOU ASSUME EVERYTHING CENTERS AROUND YOU. STOP EMBARASSING YOURSELF ON A TROLL SOCIAL MEDIA, HOLY FUCK.
HOO HOO HOO. BEHOLD, WHORES. ANOTHER POST. ANOTHER BANGER. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE! THIS TIME, TITLED : A LORD AND HIS BITCH. TO CELEBRATE THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH OF MY POSSE. ONCE AGAIN. INCREDIBLE ART. AMAZING EFFECTS. BAD ASS MUSCLES. HOT BITCHES. AND ME, IN THE CENTER OF IT ALL. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT. THIS IS ART AT ITS PEAK. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #NSFW #BITCHES HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/6B62555FC11B.PNG
D --> Set sail D --> Mast turns with a pale gale D --> Ocean like wine not anything like ale D --> Crows nest, spy an i-land with a fo-rest D --> Butlers amok, thats my flock, crook in hand when we land D --> Shepard the massful masses, avert eyes from muscular D --> Glasses full of milk on route to be served, each one caring for the ne%t in the herd
Humans??? Øn ch7ttr??? Her 7mper7øus Cøndescens7øn shøuld make ver7f7cat7øn v7a bløød mandatøry. Øur søc7ety 7s truly døømed.
:33 < sometimes my matespurrit can be SOOO silly! he says i n33d to be more careful when im out hunting now that we have a grub - as if that somehow puts me in more danger?? its not like i was human purregnant!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAT SKINNY LITTLE BROKE BITCH EA NASSIR SHIPPED ME LOW QUALITY ZA, SO I HAD TO COLLAPSE THE BRONZE AGE. I BURNED WALUSHA TO THE GROUND, TURNED CRETE INTO A FUCKIN CRATER. THEY PRAYING AT MY FEET TO STOP ME FROM MARCHING ON BABYLON, BUT I RAZED THAT SHITHOLE ANYWAYS BECAUSE HAMMURABI STARTED DROPPING DISSES ON THE OBELISK. FUCK PTSD, I AM THE TRAUMATIC EVENT. #substance
fired my therapist now hiring requirements: tell me im pretty enable me always fill out any and all prescriptions no question at least one lapdance per session booty #nsfw
<-(((Despite the attempt from troll Justin Timberlake sexy has not made a notable return)))->
There is an idea of a Dirk Strider, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably on Earth C) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? #Foodforthought #Yourewelcome #Drinkdeepthedregs #Daddyishome
hello evverypony! i hope evveryone's day started off flippin gorgeous. here's howw i wwoke up- wwith my bestest buddy right in my face! don't be jealous of his wwhiskers..... he just #wwokeuplikethis! followw me for more fun lusus updates! #zoology #furryfriends #mornings #sealsneedcoffeetoo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c129f34f9ce6.png
Thome people thay they got that dog vibe about them but I got the deer vibe, cauthe I alwayth feel like running into oncoming traffic
Just caught an accidental glimpse of my reflection and genuinely flinched. The bags under my eyes...
i UUent to the troll shopping center to buy a troll oven at the troll appliance store. hoUUever i accidnetally requested a human oven and the troll appliance store oUUner started hitting me UUith a troll broom until i started troll bleeding. #mondayMotivation
D --> Another day, another link murdered by a quirk
✿ as much as 𖥧 ad❦re fl❦ra ❦n land, 𖥧ve always w❦ndered ab❦u𖧧 l𖥧fe a𖧧 sea. h❦wever, seadwellers d❦ n❦𖧧 𖧧ake k𖥧ndly 𖧧❦ a br❦nzebl❦❦d's cur𖥧❦s𖥧𖧧y ✿
i said no one do anything at all while i was away not add rechits to the site
feeling twee because im eating oatmeal #nowplaying #songwhenyoueatoatmeal https://open.spotify.com/track/0xVU3b2ZWl8cq8QuZ6oYPl?si=fmmlTtVBRsWetEFi5ikHGA
♰ pitying my pity post only shows how much more pity-able you are ♰
Being Classist And Posting Spheres Mostly
♰ some of your humor is genuinely pitiful ♰
made the mistake of showering before heading out and now my hair is frozen and feels like uncooked spaghetti #SADGE
I now see your pronouns are he/him. My apologies, Mr. Vaspri. I will commit seppuku at dawn.
Xkay sx I have recently been txld that seasquatch was actually just a really unkempt seadweller!!! Sucks!!! X(((
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Just lik£, saw this b£autiful troll and h£r ugly ass mat£sprit lik£ on my way to a party may lik£ HIC punish him.
some joker reported me to troll PETA and noww im stuck in a prolonged firefight wwith the entirety of troll PETAs 183rd infantry regiment you think theyd learn not to be so flippant after i obliterated the other 182 but lusus lovvers are as THICK AS THEY FUCKIN COME
Fine, I zuppoze...but only out of pity, ahuhuhu~
B33 < damn when did my kull score get so high