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i like 2 think shy dirk & brit kanaya wouldv got along
LOOWLLLL.
Fork found in kitchen. Fish found in ocean. Yet another dirk strider found behaving exactly as expected. It gets even more shocking after the 50th time. Trust me bro.
I actually do NOT KNOW anyone who's watching. Except you and jake.
If there is some sort of consciousness to be given right now. Stay hydrated. Take your medication if you have the need to. Keep your psychological healthy. Don't be an asshole. And those are my consciousness to give out to others. ^.,.^
The only time the dashboard doesn't want to ignore a situation, ROFL.
I forgot. My particular dirk is... interesting. No worries here. Im safe from repeating history!
I'M GRATEFUL FOR MY STRIDER.
I lOVE YOU.
DUDE NOT THE RIGHT TIME. BE QUIET. LMFAO.
THAT STUPID CAT THAT I LOVE.
HAPPY MATESPRIT DAY.
>>| #boynook... something .i don't know you can .add crap by yourself .i'm lazy. #nsfw
I love beauty and a beat.
oh man dave got beauty and a beat stuck in my head. :c
YEAH, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE KID.
COUGHS, SO.
DAVE.
DAVE.
I LOVE DAVE DICK. #NSFW
I'M A VERY HIGHSEX DRIVEN GUY.
+ nobody answered... + - nobody answered - + maybe the question was rude + - it might be a rude question? -
gotta figure me out a hat-tippin' emote, 6ut pretend i'm doin' that atCha. ^◡^
SUCKING MY THUMB LIKE A GRUB.
THEY HATE US BECAUSE THEY ANUS.
i HAVE, uH, sURVIVED ANOTHER WEEK, aND, mADE IT TO TAVROS TUESDAY,
i AM FINALLY HERE TO WITNESS #TAVROSTUESDAY YAY,
happy #tavr0stuesday t0 all th0se wh0 0bserve it.
>:o] || 0h my g0g y0ur handle 1s peak 1'm cr1ne
NEVERMIND.
smoking. https://file.garden/aZKpRTtM0CnyBn8T/lmao.jpeg #substance
OH SHI, MY BAD CHIEF.
WHO WANNA SEE MY FAMILY FRIEND FACE?
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FUCK YEAH!!!!!
it’s moreso me spreading awareness for those who can’t swim and giving them some sort of safe space
MR PENIS FOLLOWS ME...I FEEL SO HONORED...
>>| .if there would be... sadly there's not, because .it would be quite .explicit. but we can .only .imagine having .one.
IT'S MR PENIS
Heh I found a picture of my Dave an I when he was just a baby. Gonna have to add that one to the wallet. https://static.zerochan.net/Homestuck.full.876275.jpg
I was thinking of posting a lobster fact tonight. As. I saw someone on the feed recently mention how they are fUnctionally immortal. BUt. As I was thinking of what to post. I looked at lobster gifs, and got really hUngry! Haha. Perhaps I will have lobster for breakfast this evening! BUt. As a brief fUn fact! The lobster emoji is cUrrently the only marine animal emoji to have its own Wikipedia page! 🦞🦞🦞 ・・・𝛾
Yes it does! My surname is even better, if you ask me.
I LIKE ASSES. #SUGGESTIVE
tROLLIPLIER WAS MORE SOCIETALLY IMPACTFUL THAN, uH, sHIT, wHATS IMPORTANT,
GET OFF MY DESK YOU FATASS CAT. #AFFECTIONATE https://i.postimg.cc/wvxKBQrz/IMG-0671.jpg
yES, yOU ARE ON OF THE FRIENDS, yAYYYYYYY, }:D
dAVE SAID IF I EVER WENT TO SCHOOL I'D RIDE IN A SMALL YELLOW BUS, i DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT SOUNDS NEAT,
i HAVE SO MANY FUCKING, bUDS ON THIS, hOLY SHIT, i'M A FRIEND MAGNET, i LOVE HAVING FRIENDS, aND PALS, aND BUDDIES,
i WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE, bECAUSE, tHATS COOL,
jUST, jUST LIKE THAT, i MEAN, aLRIGHT, sURE,
ooooh.....so your just built different, gotcha
Me, every time I can't react to someone's post.
i JUST NEED YOU TO KNOW, yOU'RE AWFUL, gLAD WE GOT THAT, oUT OF THE WAY, aNYWAYS,
W★tch out! Her fucking ★tt★ck!
aren't they like.....Pyrokinetic tho?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DRAG ME INTO THIS TYPE OF SHIT, YES DAVE. YOUR BULGE BEG TO DIFFER. GOG. #NSFW
wHAT THE FRICK, wHAT THE FREAK AND wHAT THE FLIP, hASHTAG FAMILYFRIENDLY!!
i THOUGHT I LOOKED PRETTY FLY IN THIS PHOTO,, HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/RWmRZ6q1/IMAGE.PNG
၄⋆၃ onxe knew a guy named and youre not ready for this dookie fartin im so sorry dookie fartin but your name will always be funny to me :(
I HATE PLAYING CUP PONG. https://i.postimg.cc/DyNd35jR/IMG-0650.jpg
DAILY. BUT NOT REALLY. CAT POST, BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE MY VOID OF A CAT. https://i.postimg.cc/SNYFBNVC/IMG-0627.jpg
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH AMPORCUCKS TODAY????
OK ZURE YAY
I miss his boynook. #nsfw #yearning #sad
IM ZO GLAD IM FOLLOWING THIZ TAG I LOVE #BOYNOOK IM THE #1 BOYNOOK LOVER
glad you appreciate my invention
hell yeah
Blasting 3DG, he doesn't like that I can control his body sometimes.
no idea what that mean's but ok yay
i mean i do i just like. disowned it
YOU ARE SUCH A BULGESUCKER.
hehehehe okay this is a little funny.
I LOVE DAVE SO MUCH, HE IS MY KNIGHT. I LOVE YOU DAVE.
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
wait me too
licking my cavity #mycavity
JUST DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT AT THIS POINT.
WORTH EVERYTHING.
I WOKE UP TO SEE DAVE AND DJ FUCKING TRYING TO COOK ON THE STOVE BUT IT WAS ON FIRE. NOW I GOTTA EAT BURNT PANCAKES. GOD I LOVE THEM BUT THEY ARE SUCH IDIOTS.
I LOVE MY GUY.
KELSEYYYYYYYYYYYY, KNIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. FUCK I LOVE THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS.
GUESS WHO'S FINALLY AWAKE. ME. IT'S ME IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW. IT WON'T MATTER IN LIKE 4 HOURS SINCE I'LL BE TAKING A BIG SNOOZE AGAIN BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER FUCKING DO.
WATCH ME.
I’M GONNA DO SOMETHING WEIRD!
DUDE.
see yøu in thirty minutes when yøu bøth are flipping yøur cøllective shit
OKAY. I'M GONNA PLAY UNO AGAIN WITH DAVE. THIS TIME THERE WILL NOT BE CHEATING. I'LL BE SHUFFLING THE DAMN CARDS. AND WE WON'T COME OUT ARGUING OVER IT. BECAUSE GOG IT'S A CARD GAME A CARD GAME CAN'T ANGER TWO PEOPLE? I FUCKING HOPE NOT. ALRIGHT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE OR SOME SHIT.
DESPERATE MUCH.
OKAY, I GET IT WE ALL LIKE BOY NOOK. I'M NOT ONE TO HATE. BUT SERIOUSLY IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO SOUND SEXY WITH IT DON'T SAY "YUM" LIKE COME ON YOU SOUND LIKE A DUMB ASS GOBBLER. I MEAN. IF IT WAS ME I'D GO "THATS ONE NICE NOOK" INSTEAD OF SAYING YUM. LIKE ARE YOU STARVING OR SOMETHING? I MEAN IT IS THAT GOOD. EVERY NOOK IS GOOD. JUST. WHAT THE FUCK AM I ON ABOUT. THIS IS ACTUALLY STUPID. I'M DONE. FUCKING GOGGGG. #SUGGESTIVE
o| ThIs pLaNeT MaY Be dOoMeD BuT At lEaSt fAt bItChEs sTiLl eXiSt #sUgGeStIvE |o
DAVID ELIZABETH FUCKING STRIDER. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING. LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT DO YOU EVEN ACHIVE FROM THIS? WE GET IT. YOU LIKE NOOK. I DO AS WELL. ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DUDE. DON'T SAY YUM. YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT. GOG. #SUGGESTIVE
good for you!
booo dont fɘɘd thɘ crowd bɘ your own bitch!
WHAT.
hell yeah nice to see someone using my awesome currency (uh yeah i sure hope it does)
UH YEAH. I SURE HOPE IT DOES.
WAIT. YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY?
KILL. KILLLL. #violence
BRUH GOT SO SAD HIS MOUTH FELT OFF. SHIT I BE SAD IF MY MOUTH FELT OFF AS WELL. THE FUCK.
I'M AGAIN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH, CONFESS ANYTHING NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO JUDGE YOU OR I'LL BITE THEIR EARS OFF.
ITS TO EARLY TO BE UP.
SO. I'M A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH. WHO ARE YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT? #NSFW
HOT.
FISH: OF COṴRSE IT FṴCKING DIE IF YOṴ KEEP IT IN TINY BOWL IT NEED FILTRATION. IT NEED PLANT. LADY DṴMB AS SHITTTTTT BRṴNO TRY TELLING HER
OK NORMALLY I WOULDN’T RESPOND TO OTHER KARKAT’S CHITTERS CAUSE WE ALWAYS END UP FIGHTING ABOUT STUPID SHIT BUT HONESTLY I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WAS HER PROBLEM? YOU ASKED FOR ALL YOUR FAMILY TO GET GIFTS AND WHEN THEY GOT ONE THAT HAD SOME SCARY TRUTHS TO IT YOU THROW THEM AWAY. SORRY NOT SORRY, NOT EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE SET IN YOUR LITTLE COOKIE CUTTER LIFE. AND THEN HE ALSO STAYED IN THE WALLS OF CASITA TO STAY CLOSE TO THEM BECAUSE HE CARED ABOUT THEM. LIKE IT’S OBVIOUS HE’S A GOOD GUY! A LITTLE ON THE WEIRD END BUT STILL GOOD.
THESE DUMBASS PEOPLE BLAME BRUNO FOR TELLING THEM ABOUT THEIR FUTURE IN ENCANTO. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT IDIOT HIS GIFT WAS TELLING THE FUTURE. HE DOESN'T CONTROL IT. DUMB FUCK. AND DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THE OLD FUCKING PEST. YOU ABANDON YOUR SON BECAUSE OF THE GIFT HE GOT? DUMB FUCK. THAT GRANDMA LUSUS WAS THE ANTAGONIST. "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO" MY GOOD GUY. THATS ON YOU. YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. SO, YOU CAN'T BE MAD THAT YOUR FISH DIED. YOUR FATASS GOT BIGGER AND SHIT. I CAN'T STAND THE PLOT OF BRUNO. JEGUS FUCK.
DAMN. 15K KULT EXACTLY. NOT LIKE IT MATTERS. 15K IS CHUMP CHANGE, THESE DAYS. THE FUCKING POCKET LINT OF ANYONE ON THIS SITE WHO CHITTS MORE THAN ONCE A FUCKING NIGHT IS MORE THAN THE ENTIRETY OF MY DIGITAL NET WORTH. I GUESS I SHOULD DO SOMETHING, REGARDLESS. LIKE I DON'T DO ENOUGH, SLAVING AWAY OVER A HOT PROJECTOR SCREEN. PROTECTING THE TIMELINE FROM EXTRADIMENSIONAL MILDEW AND BLACK MOLD. FUCK IT. I'LL DO ANY "QUIZ," "TEST," "ASSESSMENT," OR "INDEX" OF CHITTR'S CHOICE. MOST LIKED COMMENT WINS. WHO GIVES A FUCK.
A dude puts his phone down for all of 5 minutes and his little brain ghosty guy decides to make vagueposts about how im not replying to him. Youre in my brain!!! Youve got other means of relaying information to me!!!
An0n asked: N0 0ne cares ab0ut y0u Ee answered: interact with this chitt if y0u care ab0ut me #eeasks
HOLY SHIT. Ladies I'm SERIOUS you HAVE to give me a minute to BREATHE. https://i.postimg.cc/0jfqfvgY/image.png
WHAT THE HELL COULD BE POSSIBLY GOING ON AT THIS DAMN TIME.
I FUCKING CAN'T WITH THIS GUY. https://i.postimg.cc/C5nyp0DN/image.png
STOP IT, STOP CALLING ME OUT.
HE'S DUMB AND HE'S A COWARD. AND I'M NOT A COWARD.
CAT ON LAP. #PET https://i.postimg.cc/YCZfPGQx/IMG-0617.jpg
HOW IT GENUINELY FEELS TO CHECK MY MESSAGES TO SEE IF HE TEXT ME. https://i.postimg.cc/3xPKkySm/Dpd-MEKWo.gif
QUIT SAYING I'M GAY. THE CONCEPT OF BEING "GAY" HAS NO EFFECTS ON ME. I LIKE WHO I LIKE. DOESN'T MATTER WHO AND HOW IT GOES. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY FOR GOG DAMN SAKE.
as alwaves fuk da system!!!
¥øu knøw, I ałways føund it “funny” that the highbłøøds’ Mirthfuł Treatises are shared and cełebrated and studied but that the variøus written wørks by and abøut jadebłøøds and their histøry with the Møther Grub are secreted away and sømetimes nøt even tø be read by her very caretakers. Makes yøu think. Ør døesn’t, if øne enjøys their cømpłacency.
give me liberty... give me fire... give me gimmicks, or i'll retire. :B
I AM A FUCKING REPORTER. I’M JUST STUCK REPORTING SHIT NEWS BECAUSE SOME HIGHBLOOD WONT GET OFF THEIR FAT FUCKING ASS AND GIVE ME A BREAK.
WHO FEELING FREAKY TONIGHT? #SUGGESTIVE
YEAH, TODAY GONNA BE ALRIGHT I THINK.
I'm curious. What's your guys' preferred popcorn of these two: Extra Buttery <> or <3 Kettlecorn <3< or c3< If you don't like popcorn this isn't the poll for you, I'm sorry
WHY SO MAD. WHY SO SERIOUS. WHY SO MEAN. WHY SO NEIGH. BUT WHY SO VAGUE.
CAN U.
I WANT TO BE EATEN OUT. WHAT THE FUCK, WHY AM I LONELY RIGHT NOW. #NSFW
YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT. I'LL TRY TO BE MORE ACTIVE.
GUESS WHOS BACK FROM POUND TOWN, ME. I AM. #nsfw
HAVE I EVER MENTION THAT I LOVE MY MEOWBEAST? I MEAN SURE I HAVE ONCE AWHILE. BUT I REALLY DO MEAN IT. https://i.postimg.cc/xTDpLS1j/IMG-0595.jpg
MY STOMACH HURTS LIKE A BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG FOR THIS DAMN STOMACH TO HURT SUDDENLY AS I WOKE UP FROM MY DAMN AWESOME ACTION SLUMBER DREAM.
YOU NEVER FUCKING KNOW?
I FEEL SO FUCKING FAMOUS WITH 9 FOLLOWERS, LIKE HELL YEA I GOT 9 PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWS THIS DAMN ASS ON THIS WEBSITE. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE TYPE OF APPRECIATION I HAVE BECAUSE I AM GRATEFUL FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT COMES AT ME. AND NO I DON'T BE BUSTING CUM I MEAN COMING AT ME. OKAY WAIT. THAT SOUNDS BAD STILL. FUCK, BUT YOU GET THE POINT RIGHT? I DON'T WANT CUM ON ME I'M JUST GRATEFUL FOR STUFF. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
WHAT? I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WAS A FREAK LIKE THAT.
NGH MGH~ #SUGGESTIVE #NSFW
yeah sure if they kiss i’ll kiss you too
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ H3 D03ZNT 83713V3 1N 8UR63R R16HTZ #V46U3P0ZT1N6 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
WHO IS THIS ABOUT?
WHY IS EVERYONE VAGUEPOSTING, CAN SOMEONE VAGUEPOST ABOUT ME? I WANNA BE INCLUDED IN THIS VAGUEPOSTING SITUATION.
ZERO SUGAR COLA TASTE LIKE UTTER SHIT, WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE A ZERO SUGAR COLA? IF I WANTED A BEVERAGE WITH NO SUGAR INSIDE, I'D DRINK WATER INSTEAD? GOD THE WORLD JUST KNOWS HOW TO PISS ME OFF WITHOUT MEANING TO I SWEAR IT DOES.
THESE ARE MY GRUBS SCARS. I GUESS. NOT THAT IT'S IMPORTANT. I'M JUST SHOWING OFF AT THIS POINT, HA. HA. https://i.postimg.cc/gJ6cVrhF/IMG-8898.png #CW-SCARS
Mmmmmmm, ohhhhhhh... (Davve) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Jump in the Cuttlecoach, girl, let's put some miles on it (Uh) Throww some grubs on top, make 'em do their Trials on it - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
I HAVE SHOWN MY ASS IN PUBLIC BEFORE, WHAT MORE CAN PEOPLE POSSIBLE WANT FROM ME? GOD AND DON'T COME OVER HERE SAYING "YOUR BULGE DUH" BECAUSE THAT IS PRIVATE. PRIVATE THAT I'D LIKE TO KEEP IN MY OWN BEDROOM. AND NO, I DON'T FEEL LIKE SHOWING MY ASS OFF AGAIN, YOU CAN GO LOOK YOURSELF IF YOU WANNA DOOM SCROLL. GOG. #SUGGESTIVE
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FREAK.
I'M BIG, BUT I'M NOT THAT BIG GOG.
@imJunior PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. CAN I HAVE THE TROLLTISM BADGE AND YOAI BADGE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.
Wwhat - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
QUIT IT. I'M NOT BREAST FEEDING YOU. #suggestive
EUGH.
"KARKAT WHY ARE YOU MAKING PARAGRAPHS?" I'LL MAKE A WHOLE FUCKING STORY TOWARDS YOU IF I HAVE TO, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. EVERYONE HERE CAN ACTUALLY FEEL MY WRATH. WHAT TO IT TO THEM?
WHO KNEW DOMMING IS KINDA FUN #NSFW
ARE YOU A FUCKING WRIGGLER?
NO I BANG EQUIUS. WHICH- KINDA CLOSE ENOUGH #NSFW
FUCK THESE CARD GAMES, THEY'RE SOMEHOW RIGGED IN ANYWAY POSSIBLE. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANYONE SAYS. NO AND DON'T COME OVER HERE SAYING "YOU CAN'T RIG CARDS GAME IT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE" YEAH, I CAN SAY FUCKING OTHERWISE. YOU CAN SHUFFLE IT WRONG, YOU CAN PEAK AT THE OHTER PERSON CARDS. AND YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SLAP THE BACK OF SOMEONE HEAD TO DISTRACT THEM AND THE DROP THEIR CARDS LIKE A DUMBASS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT WHY DO WE EVEN TALK DURING CARD GAMES? WHO ALLOW THAT? YOUR JUST SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR FUCKING FAILURE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT NO ONE TOOK THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT HOW WE SHOULD STRAIGHTEN UP THE FUCKING RULES DURING PLAYING TIME.
YOU SHUFFLED THE CARD LIKE A BOP.
LIKE FIVE TIME, BUT THATS BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY RIGGED IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT DAVE? FUCK YOU. I DIDN'T KEEP GETTING MY ASS BEAT. I ACTUALLY WON LIKE TWICE. SO, BEFORE YOU FUCKING SPREAD MISINFOMATION ABOUT THE GAME LIKE THE ACTUAL DUMBASS YOU ARE TRY TO CORRECT YOURSELF WHILE DOING IT.
FUCK UNO, FUCK DAVE, AND FUCK EVERYONE. HE'S LITERALLY BAD AT THE GAME ALL HE DOES IS FUCK AROUND AND HE WINS? YEAH. NO FUCK THAT. THIS WAS RIGGED. DAVE RIGGED THE GAME SO HE CAN SEE ME FUCKING MAD. THAT BASTARD. AND EVERYTIME I GROWLED HE GOES "WHY ARE YOU WHIMPERING" I'M NOT WHIMPERING YOU DUMBFUCK I'M CLEARLY MAD THAT YOU ARE SCREWING AROUND SAYING OH HEY YEAH, I'LL LEAVE THE COLOR AND THEN HE CHANGES IT LIKE A FUCKING LIAR. FUCK UNO FUCK IT ALL THE WAY TO ITS ASS ALONG WITH DAVE. I WILL ACTUALLY BREAK THIS TABLE WHILE I'M AT IT. I AM NOT MAD. HE KEEPS SAYING I'M MAD. I'LL SHOW YOU MAD WHEN I SHOVE ME STUB UP YOUR DAMN ASS. FUCK EVERYTHING. #suggestive #stfu
PLAYING UNO. I'LL UPDATE WHEN ITS OVER.
every versiꙮn ꙮf yꙮu frꙮm every pꙮssible timeline sucks at unꙮ. dꙮn't blame the messenger. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
yea my vision is worse than i #realized
ONE MORE PERSON TO MISTREAT MY FUCKING CAT IS ACTUALLY GETTING MY FOOT UP THEIR ASSES, QUIT BEING MEAN LITTLE SHITS. HE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING GOD.
I'M NOT TAKING MY SNEAKER'S OFF, I AM SNEAKERS O'TOOLE.
PET PIC SATURDAY. https://i.postimg.cc/7L2DckTF/IMG-0552.jpg
NOT MY CAT LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW LIKE HE'S AN ALPHA? BRO. YOU ARE NOT AN ALPHA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW WITH THAT FACE. GET A REMINDER, I GOT HIM FOR FREE. HE'S DOING HIS BEST.
WHO'S GETTING PAIL TONIGHT? #NSFW
HE TOLD ME WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO I SAID “YOU” EVERYONE. HAVE A GOODFUCKINGNIGHT. #nsfw
youd think eating enough mold would do this but instead ive just eaten mold on many occasions by accident and sometimes my stomach hurts haha
It's fine now! In fact! I can probably run a marathon if I wanted! :^)
Hello! My back ached so bad... I kind of fell asleep because I took some pain relievers. I'm here now, though! :^)
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒏ — @germicidalManiac Pelagi Noctil Plume (plural: plumes) – AN UMBRELLA TERM encompassing any niduses of infection. Think a muddy puddle, dust particles emanating from a construction site, the moisture of a cough flung alarmingly close to your skin. We are NOT 🗨ing about squawkbeast feathers, people! Do Not Make My Mistake. Anyway. *in narrator voice, imagine a French accent* Ah… the Sea. So fascinating, so wonderful. We know more about space than what lies beneath these depths. Your average seadweller knows only slightly more than you do. We have yet to fully appreciate the diversity of Beasts swimming where it’s wetter. Take this ♥ly specimen, for example——the JELLYFISH. They come in ALL SORTS OF FLAVORS: clear (water), purple (water), blue (water), pink (pepto bismol). They can even GLOW——it has been estimated that fifty (⒌0) percent of our jellyfiends are BIOLUMINESCENT! Such luminescence is used in a VARIETY OF WAYS! (Seriously, it is AWESOME!) Their physiology focuses on MINIMALIST SURVIVAL TACTICS, forgoing, well, just about EVERY REGULAR BODILY SYSTEM in favor of Lite Editions, ensuring it lives effectively as the ocean’s floater. As you can see, this jellyfish is… wait. What is… WHAT IS *THAT?!?!* *MAJESTIC AWESOME GOOSE DIVES ↓ AND EATS THE JELLYFISH AND THEN EXPLODES* (CROWD GASP!) WHAT THE [HONK]!!! MY DOCUMENTARY!!! That was NOT s↑posed to happen! … But. Um. OK. MOVING ON! Let’s Take A Gander at Pelagi Noctil! (CROWD CHEER!!!) The first thing you learn about Pelagi——besides the fact she is sweetly jellyfish themed, a CURIOUS IDIOSYNCRACY——is her intense aversion to the PLUMES. Pelagi’s fear is expressed almost CONSTANTLY on Chittr, warning those on land or sea about plumes, and reprimanding seadwellers for not taking due diligence in PREVENTABLE LANDISEASE. She has a habit of imposing her beliefs on other people, though it’s evident she does not intend to FEARMONGER or MANIPULATE. Rather, she carries an extreme worry for one’s (⒈’s) health. She is well-meaning, dedicated, and only trying to look out for the world in a way she is passionate about. Hygiene is important but her painstaking worry borders on OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVENESS, which has been determined to be of Psychological Origin rather than a biological particularity. On a biological scale, the pan creates a hyperbolic perception of disease and bacteria, elevating stress activity when posed with the thought of illness-conducive environments. Such a fear leads to the POTENTIALITY of exhibiting a host of symptoms, namely but NOT limited to: intrusive thoughts, constant safety-seeking mannerisms (wearing protective gear to prevent contact with air), and intense avoidance behaviors, all of which can be observed in Pelagi’s GENERAL DEMEANOR. Germaphobia (mysophobia is more clinically accurate to her case) can be distilled into a NEED TO STAY IN CONTROL of her surroundings. It's why the depths of the sea are All She Knows. However, to maintain total, unequivocal control means to reduce your worldview to all that you’re certain can be safe. People would argue that isn’t LIVING, but this is a lifestyle that Pelagi was not able to choose. Pelagi is haunted by the ILLUSION of overvulnerability, something which she KNOWS isn’t true, but it’s an ideology she is tethered to regardless. She can’t help it. She is trapped by her circumstances, her duties as a member of society and a victim of its mind. Her lifestyle is taut with interintrapersonal pressures, leaving LITTLE ROOM FOR ERROR, lest she be flung into a situation she can’t rein in——and that is her worst fear. It is as saddening as it is sympathizable. Though it is incredibly PROMINENT in her demeanor, to relegate Pelagi into what she fears most would be denying her the → to be a person. Above all else, she wants to be PERCEIVED not only as someone (⒈) to listen to but someone to understand. On Chittr, she has expressed her LIKES, HOBBIES, AND DESIRES. Pelagi is an artist in the making, indulgent and self-satisfying, and SENSITIVE to the works of the aquatic ecosystem, advocating for environmental protection and respect. She follows the laws of the body and society, revelling in her HIGH STATUS and attending to the needs of the Flesh whenever the duty calls for it. (If you Know What I Mean) Pelagi constantly admits that she is not the most socially apt person. There have been many occasions where she’s suffered a FAUX PAS (this means a misstep; yes I am still French), leading to many moments of awkwardness and embarrassment. She is the impressionable sort, often putting faith in others to learn new things. (Case in point: the Human Incident. Pelagi, you know the one.) Her worldviews are myopic but it’s abundantly clear she is learning to see beyond the METAPHORICAL JELLIHELMET and understand what’s beyond the depths. She has shown an OPENNESS to working around her social shelteredness, at times bending the laws of her cage to interact with broader society. This has been one of the FEW CASES where Chittr——or at least a DEDICATED GRO↑ OF CHITTRERS——has actively helped someone better assimilate to interacting with people, not only ONLINE but in the REAL WORLD. TO REITERATE: you are not your fears. You aren’t your pain, or the emotions that accompany that. You’re grappling with a life difficult to comprehend the qualia of. You’re a late bloomer to being a person. But I think Chittr is a good ★ting place to learn how to BE. Take the platform as you will: a learning experience, exposure therapy, maybe even a place where you can make LONG-TERM FRIENDS. The world is so much bigger than you believe, and a part of you knows there’s little to nothing stopping you, but the mind is your WORST ENEMY. (I Would Know!) Know that you have ALL THE TIME YOU NEED to adjust to everything, and there are people here willing to help you not only understand but find comfort. You may not ever break from your mysophobic tendencies, but I have the feeling that soon you will make the most out of it. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: MAID OF LIFE? Ruled over by her own life: her mind, her status, and her physiology. Lives a RIGID, UNFORGIVING SCHEDULE determined by the people around her. Always learning and trying. She is ★ting to break from her shell, which may eventually pave the way to a life she is truly happy with. ★ting is the operative here.) Can I glub legally now? GLUB. OK I did it. I ♥ you guys. FOLLOW PELAGI, SHOW HER TONS OF UNDERSTANDING AND APPRECIATION. I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! Stay healthy! (P.S. I can’t wait to see the Medusa IN ACTION!) #gandertag #glub #jellyfish #underthesea #sealanddoggy #glub #honk!
Awww! I found Meena)('s first culling crook! 38) It's so tiny but it used to be bigger t)(an )(er!
You're right. I need trolls to sacrifice.
HOLY SHIT MY CAT JUST DIGGED HIS CLAWS INTO ME THAT HURTS.
IT WAS ACTUALLY SHITTY...........
ITS ME.
OKAY
welcome 2 the strilonde family lil bbs an yea they r not gonna b smart for years get used to that shit
WELCOME MY TWINS TO THE WORLD, THEY ARE 5 MONTHS OLD AND THEY AREN'T THE SMARTEST RIGHT NOW. I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT GOOD WITH HUMAN BABIES. https://i.postimg.cc/6QfNG6PY/image.png
LAYING DOWN COVERED IN MY BIG RAINBOW BLANKET, FEEL VERY WARM LIKE THIS.
WELCOME HOME DAVE, I HOPE YOU HAD SUCH AN AMAZING DAY TODAY. DID YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TODAY? IF YOU DIDN'T I'M BEATING YOUR ASS. HAHAHA. FUCK. BUT YOU'RE STILL DOING GREAT. @turntechGiggleshit
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TODAY, DON’T BEAT YOURSELF UP. YOU’RE DOING GREAT. @turntechGiggleshit
DO NOT PISS ME OFF.
I just finished Solider Meowbeasts…Twas a certainly interesting read. Thanks wanshi for lending me it! EDIT : Although on a second note I don’t think she actually has Chittr Can anyone from her cloister pass the message on? (｡ŏ_ŏ)
Leave me alone leave me alone There’s something wrong with me Why can’t I even look at cats anymore? I feel so fucking bitter Why can’t I be normal #cw-vent #rambling #vent
NOOK IS NEVER THAT GOOD??? FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE. #suggestive
DAVE IS FUCKING SUICIDAL AND MAD BECAUSE I WON'T LET HIM CRACK ME BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING SICK. THAT IS DISGUSTING. HE WILL HAVE TO WAIT TIL HE FEELS BETTER I DON'T FUCKING CARE. #nsfw
I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, I’M JUST JOYFUL RIGHT NOW. I GUESS? https://i.postimg.cc/C1jx5tZq/IMG-8869.jpg
THIS IS MY BUTT. YOU FREAKS. https://i.postimg.cc/3J2QFmGM/BUTT.png #nsfw #suggestive
FUCKING SURROUNDED BY MORONS.
WHO WANTS TO SEE MY ASS, UP CLOSE. #NSFW #suggestive
any karkats out there let it be known your asses are fat as fuck and id be down to hit any time #nsfw #chittranonymous
IT'S ME, I'M THE STAR.
DAMN KITTY JUST LOVES ME SO MUCH, IGNORE MY PANTS. https://i.postimg.cc/RhSMxkS7/IMG-0415.jpg
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ID LIKE TO SEE IF YOU HAVE BETTER IDEA'S.
MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS AND I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE, THAT THIS FUCKASS CAT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE, I NAMED HIM KITTY BUT DAVE THINKS ITS STUPID WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE I THINK DAVE IS STUPID, SHOULD I RENAME HIM OR KEEP IT AS KITTY. https://i.postimg.cc/136xkZrw/KITTY.jpg
HONK.
I BLAME DAVE (@turntechGiggleshit) FOR FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BABIES, AND HOW ITS KINDA MADE.
NO DAVE DUMBASS JUST SLAPPED IT ON HIM AS SOON AS HE CAME OUT.
BABY WAS BORN WITH SHADES, HOLY SHIT.
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ive never been more sure about someone being the parent of a baby than right now #vaguepost
ALRIGHT MAN.
YOU'LL LIVE, THE WORLD IS STILL SPINNING.
BABY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME AND HE INSIST THAT IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIM? FUCK DAVE STRIDER, OR SHOULD I SAY DAVE ELIZABETH STRIDER. THAT DAMN PUNK. https://i.postimg.cc/P5thkbWJ/DJ-khaled-strider.png
BRO HIS DNA DIDN'T EVEN TRY WHAT THE HELL.
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DOING THIS ON MY WRIGGLING DAY, FUCK OFF DUDE.
YOU ARE SUCH A DUMBASS.
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ME, NOW SAY IT BACK.
SHIT.
BACK THE ACTUAL FUCK UP.
Tried and my computer gave me an error code #whatdatmean.
NEVER GIVE UP NA NA NA, I WON'T GIVE UP NA NA NA LET ME LOVE YOU LET ME LOVE YOU AA EE OO O AA EE O O O AA EEOOOAAOAOO
Big fan of when people who are obviously lit off the yayo have a visible lock in to appropriately tag their Chitts. I know it probably took you a solid thirty seconds to type "#substance" with one eye closed while completely stationary, but your dedication is appreciated and I commend you for it.
DIDN'T WATCH FROZEN 2, FUCK.
YOU KNOW WHAT, ELSA ISN'T A DISNEY PRINCESS. YEAH I FUCKING SAID IT. SHE'S NOT A DISNEY PRINCESS ONLY ANNA IS, BECAUSE IF YOU WATCHED THE FUCKING MOVIE SHE WAS STATED TO BE QUEEN *REMINDER* SHE'S A QUEEN NOT A PRINCESS SO IF YOU EVER GO "OH YEAH MY FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESS IS ELSA FROM FROZEN" NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT BECAUSE REMINDER ALERT JACKASS SHE'S A QUEEN SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK FROZEN AND FUCK EVERYTHING BECAUSE I WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW STUPID PEOPLE CAN BE TO SAY ELSA IS A PRINCESS, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
FUCKING AMAZING.
SORRY, YOUR JUST SUCH A HOME DAD ITS A BIT CUTE. FUCKING APPLE PAN AND MAKING PANCAKES? FUCKKK
dude this guy from my timeline can be hilarious to watch sometimes what do you mean he got into an argument over grubs #vagueposting
JOHN, WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE WIFE AND KIDS AND A FAMILY I WANT YOU DEAD.
THANK YOU, LIKE JUST KEEP THE FIRST MOVIE EMOTION WE DIDN'T NEED A FUCKER NAME PEEPEETHEFUCKBUM IT JUST DIDN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME, I MEAN I DON'T HATE THE MOVIE BUT GOD ITS SOMETHING ELSE.
YOUR MAKING ME GROW GREY HAIR.
ooo damn srry 2 hear but ngl im feeling helllaaaaa norweigan rn so can u try not 2 fuck up my vibes too much
SHUT THE FUCK UP DAVE, I WILL ACTUALLY RIP YOUR SKIN OFF. #violence
I WILL NEVER FUCKING STOP.
DO NOT SAY FRENCH IS AN EMOTION WHEN ITS NOT A FUCKING EMOTION, I WILL RIP MY HAIR OFF TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY COULDN'T EVEN NAME THE FUCKER BOREDEM OR SOME SHIT BUT PEEPEEBITCHBUTT I DON'T KNOW. BUT CLEARLY WE AREN'T READY TO TALK ABOUT THAT YET.
french is clearly an emotion wdym
YOU KNOW, THE MOVIE INSIDE OUT WAS ONLY GOOD WHEN THERE WAS ONE MOVIE BECAUSE WHO IN THE FUCK HAS ANXIETY AS AN EMOTION, FUCKING NO ONE. ANXIETY JUST HAPPENS NATRUALLY AND THE FRENCH FUCKER? YEAH NO. WHO THE FUCK IS PEEPEE WHAT THE FUCKING BITCH. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ITS WHATEVER IT ALREADY HAPPEN I DON'T CARE ITS JUST IT COULD OF BEEN BETTER IF THE FIRST MOVIE WAS THE ONLY ONE OUT, INSIDE OUT 2 IS JUST A FUCKING HAZARD. GOG.
smole
THIS IS MY SON, THE FUCKER LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME BUT ITS OKAY. HES STILL CUTE, RIGHT? https://i.postimg.cc/Pxm5Wwv9/DJ.png
yah
AHWHEHEHEHWAW
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK?
HEY GUYS, NOT REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT BUT, MY SON NAME IS... DAVE JUNIOR KHALED STRIDER, INCASE YOU THINK "HEY DUMBASS WHY'D YOU NAME YOUR SON THAT?" DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT ME. I DIDN'T NAME THAT DAMN GRUB, DAVE DID. I CAN'T DO THIS.
OKAY I WILL. AND WATCH HOW I'LL DO IT WITHOUT A SWEAT.
FUCK WHOEVER THINKS I COULDN'T LIFT, I JUST LIFT 50 POUND OF CAT FOOD, HOW ABOUT FUCKING THAT.
meeT my friend, skibdi rizzlr
KISS MY ASS.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING SAY, SO I GUESS ALL I CAN REALLY DO IS. SAY. HI. SAY HI BACK. DON'T LEAVE ME IN THE COLD.
WHY DAVE, WHY, WHY DO YOU GOTTA SPILL THIS IN THE PUBLIC, WHY DAVE?? WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.