♦ pitied by @carcinoGeneticist
✨🍭🕷️ would you guys forgive me if i was a Thing (from Human Movie John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)) 🕷️🍭✨
okay should i do 10 more minutes or say fuck it im sweating enough as is
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One Time My Bulge Almost Entered My Own Nook And The Guy I Was " Hooking Up " With Pressed It Against My Own Stomach To Stop Me. We Broke My Comfort Slab. Please Do Not Try To Compete With Me. #nsfw #nsfc #explicit
I Came To Work So My Boss Could Yell At Me, And She Yelled At Me. #shocked #appalled #deserved
Read Carefully, Good evening. I was satisfied to Observe the comings and goings of the userbase of this platform for some time yet, until it was brought to my Attention that my Presence was sorely sought after. And with an egotistical jab to my honor, I am forced from my dwelling to make myself more apparent. This is counterintuitive to my efforts, but who am I to deny a man his showmanship? I am at, the end of the night, a duelist myself. So, hello, Chittr. I am Lavell Mirith, Captain of Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations. Violet, of course, in blood. From my brief time watching you all mill your free time away on this platform, I am well aware that my decoration, manners of discipline and testimonies, interests you all very little. So I will not waste my time on them. Know that the decorations are many and my position well earned. There are many of you, flippant in your use of this application and arrogant in the ways that you choose to share your location with any troll that happens to ask for coordinates. Carry on in this way as you would like. The reports will be penned all the same. The appropriate visits, made. Back to the matter at hand. Perhaps I should be flattered that scent alone could make you ache in such a way. If truly you used your deductive capabilities to pin me with such ease, why then was this matter not addressed on that very balcony? Is it truly a trick when the intended "victim" was keen on sharing that drink? The holes in your accusation have cropped up just as quickly as you were to remove the stained shirt. It was hardly a splash and the buttons of your uniform jacket were undone before I could take one quivering breath. It was in that early morning light that you bared your skin to me out on the balcony. I waited with baited breath for you to utter my name in challenge, this is true, and yet, our blades remain sheathed. Tonight I drink to you, First Officer Marech Veylor, in belated celebration to the honor you have yet to bring challenge to me for. May these words deepen your curiosities. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
:33 < no aristocats?????? :33 < laaaame
)(ello, )(ello! Seeing all t)(e new aspiring immortals and long-lived existences )(ere, let me offer a little advice and save you some trouble! T)(e key to living a long time (wit)(out -EXPLODING) is to find somet)(ing to care about! Time )(as a way of slowly degrading everyt)(ing. If you want to be around (and sane!) for an eternity, t)(en you s)(ould find somet)(ing to invest your time in! Investing in goals and objectives is a way to stay sane! C)(eers to you all! I )(ope to see you all around for a very long time! 38* #Life #Deat)( #Immortality
YES. HELL YES. HELL. FUCKING. *YES.*
YOU THOUGHT ME GONE. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD SILENT. GROUND INTO MULCH UNDER THE HEEL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES TO THE TIME ASSHOLE MAFIA. THAT I HAD LEFT MY THRONE, THE ONE I CARVED OUT OF THE RAW, PRIMORDIAL SHITSLUDGE OF THIS UNCULTURED WEBSITE WITH MY TEETH, CLAWS, AND GODTIER TASTE IN ROMANTIC CINEMA, TO COLLECT DUST, COBWEBS, WINGBEAST SHIT, AND LIMESCALE. WELL GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLES. YOU THOUGHT WRONG. IT'S BACK. IT'S FUCKING BACK. AND THIS TIME, IT'S HERE TO STAY. STARTING 7/8, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB IS BACK. THE BEST ROMANCES, ROMANCE-ADJACENT FLICKS, AND BARELY JUSTIFIABLE AS ROMANCE CINEMASLOP THAT I'M CAPABLE OF STREAMING FROM THE MOON WHILE I'M ON A VERY LONG SMOKE BREAK. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE JOINED ME IN MY PERSONAL CINEMANIA RUMPUS ROOM BEFORE, YOU'LL NOTICE A FEW NEW PERKS FOR NEW MEMBERS AND OLD ALIKE, JUST BECAUSE I'M SUCH A MAGNANIMOUS PIECE OF SHIT. THEY INCLUDE: - REGULAR SHOWTIMES. EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT 7 PM PST [PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME]. NO MORE MUCKING ABOUT, CARVING X'S INTO YOUR CALENDAR, WONDERING IF IT'S GOING TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN THIS WIPE AND WHEN. WE'RE LOCK FUCKING STEP, THIS TIME (I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SAY "FUCK IT" AND EITHER SKIP A DAY OR HAND IT OFF TO ONE OF MY TRUSTED LIEUTENANTS. THIS IS MY NON-NEGOTIABLE LEADERSHIP CONCESSION. DO NOT FUCK WITH IT). - ABCC MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS S-LIST. IN OTHER WORDS, PRIORITY REGISTRATION. SOME OF YOU (AND YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS) GET THE EXORBITANT FUCKING LUXURY OF A GUARANTEED SPOT ON EITHER DAY, SO LONG AS YOU RSVP IN ADVANCE A COUPLE OF DAYS. THE STUPID VIRTUALBLOCKS ONLY HOLD TWELVE PEOPLE AT A TIME (HUH. WONDER WHY IT'S THAT NUMBER, SPECIFICALLY. SOMETHING NOSTALGIC AND FUCKED UP ABOUT IT), SO SPOTS TEND TO FILL UP FAST. ENJOY NEVER HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT PEDANTIC BULLSHIT EVER AGAIN. - #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. YES, YOU HEARD ME. SINCE WE'RE SHOWING THE SAME MOVIE BOTH NIGHTS, FEEL FREE TO PULL UP ON FRIDAY AND (OPTIONALLY, OPTIONALLY, CANNOT FUCKING STRESS THIS ENOUGH, *OPTIONALLY*, PEER PRESSURE WILL BE MET WITH THE SWIFTED DOWNFALL OF MY MIGHTY BANSICKLE IMAGINABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD) CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE (OR A WARM ONE, IF YOU'RE SOME KIND OF LAZY, UNWASHED CHUD WHO JUST KEEPS THEM UNDER YOUR FUCKING WORKPLANK, OR SOMETHING) AND COME BE A MESSY DUMBFUCK REPROBATE WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRLINGS. IT'S BYOB. BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. FUCK AROUND RESPONSIBLY. - THE SUGGESTION BOX. YUP. THAT'S RIGHT. NOW YOU, TOO, CAN PRETEND TO HAVE TASTE IN MOVIES THAT'S ONE STEP ABOVE A WIGGLER WATCHING KEYS JINGLE IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE. THROW A MOVIE INTO THE HOPPER AND WATCH IT COME OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE WHEN IT'S TIME TO SCRAPE THE CRUST OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. OR IMPRESS ME, IF YOU'VE GOT A REALLY GOOD PICK. YOU CAN SUBMIT A MOVIE HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. AND THE FEATURE I'M PROUDEST OF. - GHASTLY MIST TIME [GMT]/BILIOUS STANDARD TIME [BST] SHOWTIMES. YES, THAT'S RIGHT. IF YOU'VE HAD THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF MISSING OUT ON STREAMS AND OTHER LIVE EVENTS BECAUSE YOUR TIMELINEZONE IS NESTLED SQUARELY BETWEEN THE WORDS "FUCK" AND "YOU," THEN BOY DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. THE GOATED SON OF A BITCH HIMSELF. THE CINEMATIC BALL-KNOWER. THE GUY WITH THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE BLOG IN THE INCIPISPHERE, #carcinoGeneticist#2443 IS GOING TO HELP ME ORGANIZE SHOWTIMES FOR EVERYONE ON THE FLIP SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE. AND YOU CAN TRUST HIM, BECAUSE HE'S LITERALLY ME. TIME AND DATE FOR THAT WILL BE COMING SOON, SO JUST HOLD YOUR FUCKING HOOFBEASTS AND DON'T GET ON EITHER OF OUR ASSES ABOUT IT. YOU'VE WAITED THIS LONG, YOU'LL BE FINE. SO COME. COME ONE, COME ALL, COME GET A FACEFUL OF BLISTERING HOT ABSOLUTE CINEMA DOWN AT #ABCC'S NEXT #WATCHPARTY. WE'LL BE JUMPSTARTING THIS FLY-RIDDEN CORPSE WITH A CLASSIC ANIMATED ROMANCE TOMORROW THAT MOST OF YOU ARE PROBABLY FAMILIAR WITH. HAVE FUN WITH IT. THEY WON'T ALL BE THIS EASY. SEE YOU THERE, FUCKWITS. #GETIN.
im a walgreens 7, a walmart 9, a whole foods 6, a home depot 10, an airport 8 rising to 11 if i take the shades off which i wont, a film festival 7.5 with critics saying the bone structure "shows promise but lacks discipline," and a met gala 4 because next to actual celebrities i am simply the guy who knows where the food is
it took me three tries to get up because i got dizzy and fell over
TODAY IS PANBOGGLINGLY HORRIFIC AND YET MY DEEP UNADULTERATED YEARNING FOR LA LA LAND PERSEVERES. FUCK. I JUST WANT TO SIT MY ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE SOFT AND COMFORTABLE TO WATCH A SOLID RYAN GOSLING FILM. I'D EVEN TAKE ONE OF THE SHITTIER, NON-ROMANCE RELATED MOVIES LIKE "DRIVE". ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN WALLOWING IN THE REALITY THAT SOMEONE I LOVED IS GONE. THIS FUCKING SUCKS.
oh you know what youre right i went too far. paul newman isnt above cusack on the pedestal. theres no shared pedestal. newman has his own building. cusack visits sometimes signs the guestbook. newmans eyes are on the currency of a small nation. what nation i hear you ask? wouldnt you like to know.
uuugh good morning i guess my whole body aches and my eyes feel gross i wanna go back to sleep
dude. wading through piles of shit is the only thing that gets me outta bed nowadays. when i lay my head down on my goose down pillow each night and rub my legs together under my 1000 thread egyption cotton i think about the festering swamp of feces awaiting me the next day and i go gently into that dark night with the fattest fucking smile on my face. got my wading boots up against the bedpost ready for me to jump into the moment my eyes open. buzzing to get elbow deep in that shit. im like crocodile dundee the way im all up in that shit.
genuine question for longtime users is it normal for people to treat your posts like a bar. like im chitting about puppets and beneath it theres a whole enemies-to-something arc unfolding in the replies. at this point am i just a venue. i dont even cater. byob to my comments apparently.
wwhat has happened to society wwere just lettin jades run amok wwith the commonfolk noww wwhy if i step outta my party mansion an see a cavvernlette scamperin about im blastin her wwith my holy wwhite sciences until the little rat is drivven back into the dank depths a the broodin cavverns SAY IT WWITH ME JADES BELONG IN THE CAVVERNS
Mmm. Cheese product.
okay nowv rate us all in terms of fuckability #nsfvw
ah shit i thought it was #fuckoveryourfriendsfriday thats my bad on preparing to do terrible things im seeing my own confusion here
Its 5pm and im already done for the day i think. I feel just dreadful.
feel so pissed off i might throw up actually
huge hulking men just fair better on the bottom bro and it aint just about the looks its about the sheer embarrassment i get whenever i have to read anything he says i would be doing him a disservice if i didnt give him a happy ending
i just honestly think that people named dirk who are past the age of thirty should be put into a blender and served up as a tropical smoothie to cruise ship freaks
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AY YO? Mods ban this freak. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c795d24695d.jpg
((i have a big-ass pimple on my face and every time it hurts i draw more radiation burns on dane /j))
gog he's so pathetic that it's starting to piss me off. no quadrant can describe the way i want him ♥︎ #suggestive; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
well yeah, ill pay for em #nsfwv
Caelum said, "If you got time to go to a masquerade, you got time to hit the gym" Can someone please get me out of here I'm so scared. He's going to hurt me.
>>| .it .is .a poll made by .and for team chud, .a group .of trolls who can't get .a job .and .are losers, .i guess.
EUGH. STILL SOMEHOW SUPER FUCKING DRAINED FROM LAST NIGHT.
okay so vwe can all be #wvoke about this next one right?
1 am doomed
8=8 > can not have a kismesis, they would die by my hand.
oh my fucking god four hours of sleep again im losing my mind actually
OH I KNOW YOU DIDNT JUST TRY TO VACCUM UP MY WINDY FORM.
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i miss hal he was the only one who got it
Clowns will really get on chittr dot ing and say some shit like, "But we only kill by the dozens violently and mercilessly SOMETIMES. We're really just cute nicies little guys. C'mon. I don't even have blood on my shoes or nothing." And we're just supposed to like, Eat it?????
#MOTHERSDAY. MOTHER GRUB DAY. FEMININE CARETAKER APPRECIATION DAY. ALL-LUSUS DAY. JADEBLOOD APPRECIATION DAY. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT, WHATEVER MOLDY CORNER OF PARADOX SPACE YOUR VERNACULAR COMES FROM, THE THROUGH-LINE IS OBVIOUS ENOUGH TO ANYONE WITH HALF A SPONGE CELL. WE GET IT. TONIGHT IS A NIGHT TO GET OFF THE LOUNGEPLANK AND THANK SOME MISBEGOTTEN ENTITY IN YOUR LIFE'S HISTORY FOR BEING THE REASON YOU AREN'T A *COMPLETE* FUCK-UP, OR A FLAKING SMEAR ON THE GROUND. AND NOT JUST THE LUSUS-EQUIVALENT THAT KEPT YOUR SORRY SEEDFLAP FROM BEING SQUASHED INTO PASTE. THE ONE, IF ANY, WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT MAYBE THERE WAS MORE TO THE WHOLE SPECTRUM OF TROLL EMOTION THAN HATE AND FEAR. SOMEONE WHOSE METHOD OF REARING YOU HAD SOME FLEETING, THERMODYNAMIC SPECK OF *WARMTH* TO IT. I'M TALKING ABOUT *NURTURE* OVER NATURE. I CHOOSE TO EXTRAPOLATE THAT IF THERE'S ANY DISTINCTION TO BE MADE ABOUT THIS DAY AND ITS INTENDED FOCUS-FIRED TARGET, THIS IS A DAY TO THANK SOMEONE WHO TOOK YOU IN AND SHOWED YOU SOME KIND OF MEANINGFUL KINDNESS WHEN THEY MOST CERTAINLY DIDN'T FUCKING NEED TO. AND DESPITE MY RESERVATIONS ABOUT OPENING A VEIN ON MAIN AND JUST BLEEDING MY STUPID, ACHING PUSHER ALL OVER THE FLOOR WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, I THINK THAT THIS KIND OF SENTIMENT DOES, IN FACT, MATTER. SIGH. I AM GOING TO HATE MYSELF SO MUCH MORE FOR THIS. JUST SKIP THIS CHITT IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT AND HAVEN'T ALREADY. MY LUSUS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR A LONG TIME, NOW. SURE. FINE. WHATEVER. I BARELY THOUGHT ABOUT IT UNTIL THE OTHER NIGHT, WHEN COOLSCAR SHOWED OFF THE CRAB LUSII HE TAKES CARE OF ON BEFORUS. BUT DESPITE WHAT AN ORNERY BOTTOMFEEDER HE WAS, HE STILL MADE ROOM FOR ME. AT THE TIME, I THOUGHT THAT WAS ENOUGH. THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, THE MORE I THINK I WAS THE ONE WHO SHOWED *HIM* HOW TO STOP HIS INCENSED SCUTTLING FOR A MOMENT AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT WITH A FROZEN ROE CUBE AND A MOMENT OF PEACE. MAYBE HE DID MORE OF THE PROTECTING, AND I DID MORE OF THE NURTURING. WHICH LEADS ME TO WONDER WHERE I GOT IT FROM, IF IT WASN'T FROM HIM. IT'S NO SECRET THAT I DO, IN FACT, GIVE SEVERAL FLYING FUCKS ABOUT THE MAD AND SAD WORLD OF CINEMA. AND I THINK A PART OF THAT IS BECAUSE I WAS RAISED BY MOVIES MORE THAN MY OWN LUSUS, IN SOME WAYS. I MIGHT AS WELL BE THANKING TROLL LORELEI GILMORE OR TROLL PEG BOGGS. IT'S KIND OF PATHETIC TO ADMIT, BUT I THINK I STILL FOUND EXAMPLES OF WHAT TO DO AND HOW TO DO IT JUST BY WATCHING HOW IT *COULD* BE DONE. AND LATER ON, WHEN I HAD THE GOOD GRACE TO SEE MY HOME PLANET GET PELTED WITH METEORS AND HUCKED INTO THE INCIPISPHERE WITH A BUNCH OF BICKERING JABBERMAWS TO GO ON THE BIGGEST FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE MISADVENTURE EVER TO HURL ME ONTO ANOTHER PLANET, I'LL ADMIT THAT I ALSO HAD SOME PRETTY GOOD TEACHERS. KANAYA, FOR ONE. I FEEL LIKE I'M LEARNING FROM HER EVERY DAY, TRYING TO INTERNALIZE SOME SHEDDING FLAKE OF THE SHEER, INTUITIVE VIRTUOSITY WITH WHICH SHE NURTURES LITERALLY TENS OF THOUSANDS OF SCREAMING GRUBS. INSUFFERABLE AS I FIND MOST OF THE BEFORANS I'VE MET, I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT SOME OF THEM KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT WHAT A KINDER, LESS CULL-OR-BE-CULLED WORLD MIGHT LOOK LIKE. AND EVEN SOME OF THE HUMANS, NOW AND AGAIN, WITH THEIR REVOLTING METHOD OF SPAWNING THEIR OWN FLESHY, PINK BLOBLINGS DIRECTLY FROM THEIR BODIES, LEAVE ME WONDERING HOW DIFFERENT IT IS TO REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A LIFE YOU'RE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR. SO DESPITE THIS EXHAUSTINGLY LONG TIRADE AND MY NEEDLESSLY CONVOLUTED JUSTIFICATION FOR WHY I'M STRETCHING TODAY'S PREMISE LIKE A SPLINTERING VERTEBRATE ON A TORTURE RACK, I'M PERSONALLY DEDICATING TODAY TO THEM. TO ALL OF THEM. THE CRABDADS AND THE GILMORES AND THE KANAYAS AND THE GROSS, FLESHY, MINIATURE HUMAN SPAWNERS. WHATEVER THEY WERE, THEY WEREN'T JUST THE ONES WHO BEAT DANGER AWAY WITH A STICK. THEY WERE THE ONES WHO TAUGHT ME SOMETHING. AND GOD FUCKING FORBID, IF I SHOULD EVER FIND MYSELF IN THE UNSPEAKABLY MORTIFYING SCENARIO WHERE I EITHER ECTO-CLONE A BUNCH OF WRITHING GRUBS INTO EXISTENCE AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME, OR SOME DERANGED MAD SCIENTORTURER SCRAPES MY CELLS WHILE I'M SLEEPING AND MAKES SOME FREAKISH, PETITE-HORNED ABOMINATION, THEN, WELL. I HOPE THAT I'VE LEARNED ENOUGH TO HANDLE IT WELL. MAYBE SOME OF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY. SO, WITH ONE FINAL PUMP-PALPITATING, RETCH-INDUCING SHOW OF EMPHASIS AND IN THE SHORTEST, UNFUSSIEST HUMAN PARLANCE, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. SITTING IN THE PARK, I CAREFULLY REMARK "EVERYTHING IS BETTER WHEN YOU'RE LEARNING" YOU WERE IN THE DARK, I WAS IN THE DARK EVERYTHING IS MADE TO KEEP ON TURNING IT'S JUST YOU AND ME DIVINE, A CIRCULAR DESIGN (DO DO-DO DO-DO) TIME AND PLACE IN MIND POINTS ALONG A LINE (DO DO-DO DO-DO) YOU AND ME RETURN TO BE IN ORBIT ALL THE TIME YOU TURN AWAY AND AROUND I'VE BEEN COMING DOWN, I'VE BEEN COMING DOWN. HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/70IXQPO3KJR0CJTUQE3UMI?SI=D246E182B4D14A4A #LYRICPOSTING
big win for not feeling sick today but its only halfway done for me so theres absolutely still time to change that
The movie is FINE! The 8ook is far superior and even you admitted as such!!!!!!!!
THRILLED FOR YOU. POSITIVELY FUCKING ELATED, REALLY. I WON'T BOTHER TO CLARIFY IF I'M BEING SINCERE OR NOT WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I HOPE THIS MOVIE EXCORIATES YOU AND LEAVES A HOLLOW CAVITY SOMEWHERE IN YOU THAT WIND WILL WHISTLE THROUGH OMINOUSLY EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A BREATH. YOU'RE ME, YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING KNOW. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS ONE. HERE'S HOPING THAT YOU GET THE CHANCE TO BE A FUTURE KARKAT WHO INFLICTS THE SAME EXCORIATION ON A QUADMATE FOR A DEEPLY "CHARMING" DATE NIGHT.
II 2hall take iit II need not depriive my2elf of oxygen at lea2t, that'2 good enough. 2tiill miight 2pend 2ome tiime iin a hole though! Thank2 for the reviiew and hone2t take regardle22!
u know i think this is a fair review tbh sad that sollux is gettin punished for my crimes of suggestin it tho but whatevs glad u at least enjoyed the main guy
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kar vantas hates transgender people
Indeed. I truly do pity those without the omniscient sight needed to know how it ends.
:33 < i made mew and me in mine and we fell in love and got human married isnt that crazy? hahahahahahhaa
playing hard to want lol
i want t0 brush all the kn0ts 0ut 0f vriskas hair and make her shamp00 and c0nditi0n it with pr0per t0iletries n0t eight in 0ne b0dywash and i want t0 make her feel h0w s0ft her hair is and smell h0w nice its scent is n0w and watch her eyes panic as she realises that she wants t0 stay like that and that f0r the rest 0f her life shes g0ing t0 have me t0 thank f0r her new sh0wer r0utine #serketp0sting
I AM GENUINELY ECSTATIC FOR THIS. MY ANTICIPATION OF THIS REVIEW IS A FULL-BODY OPIATE THAT DISSIPATES THE OTHERWISE EXCRUCIATING, PUSHER-VIVISECTING PAIN OF HAVING MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY TO WATCH THIS BEAUTIFUL FUCKING PSILOCYBIN CARNIVAL OF A FILM. THANK MERCIFUL BUGWINGED FUCK THAT ACROSS DIMENSIONS, ACROSS TIMELINES, KARKAT VANTAS HAS *TASTE.*
make sure you crank that swag dial today its hump day
y'know, think this is the first time i've ever been at someone else's hive for lon6er than the few minutes it takes to si6n for a paCka6e! 6onna be brushin' barkbeast hair outta my pants for the next week, but it's worth it. soCialisin'! ^◡^
ok ok focus focus egbert. what to do with the rest of your morning?
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Pancake...sausage
hey i was sleeping too wore myself out yesterday cleaning my parakeets cage all with one hand
For those of you without proper nutrition, you may come to the Gray House tomorrow and I will provide a meal. You concern me.
Beautiful soundtrack for that one.
yeah, about as much as a human baby does, aka nada
elvis is the lamest motherfucker i have ever heard in my life but i'm telling you guys you gotta get onto troll elvis it's some seriously groundbreaking experimental shit
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this has quickly turned from the best moment of my life to my most embarrassed please forgive me
ohhhh it would be fuckin jake to make a wacky whacky blunder that bastard
yeah no shit id like it you little fuckin egotease thats why i asked but yeah sure hit me id love to hear the rest of this inspired reparte youre hitting me with
everyone should be allowed to kiss versions of themself
dOn't tElL Me wHaT To dO BrOtHeR. mAyBe i aM MoThEr fUcKiN WoRrIeD. mAyBe mY PaN Is aLl cReAsEd aNd wOrRy fIlLeD LiKe a nInJaTaStIc jElLy gRuBnUt.
Sad to hear that the sbahj franchise will never again receive another film. One of the greatest pieces of introductory media completely washed away by the scrubbing of the creators hands! What a great klatch i would have thrown for the next release but OH WELL i guess some fuddyduddies are too numerous and plentiful for us to enjoy stuff anymore. They seek to deprive us of EVERYTHING.
Dagnabbit im in the pits again.