♦ pitied by @carcinoGeneticist
i just honestly think that people named dirk who are past the age of thirty should be put into a blender and served up as a tropical smoothie to cruise ship freaks
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 failed #GoonSobriety @~,,,@
AY YO? Mods ban this freak. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c795d24695d.jpg
((i have a big-ass pimple on my face and every time it hurts i draw more radiation burns on dane /j))
gog he's so pathetic that it's starting to piss me off. no quadrant can describe the way i want him ♥︎ #suggestive; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
well yeah, ill pay for em #nsfwv
Caelum said, "If you got time to go to a masquerade, you got time to hit the gym" Can someone please get me out of here I'm so scared. He's going to hurt me.
>>| .it .is .a poll made by .and for team chud, .a group .of trolls who can't get .a job .and .are losers, .i guess.
EUGH. STILL SOMEHOW SUPER FUCKING DRAINED FROM LAST NIGHT.
okay so vwe can all be #wvoke about this next one right?
1 am doomed
8=8 > can not have a kismesis, they would die by my hand.
oh my fucking god four hours of sleep again im losing my mind actually
OH I KNOW YOU DIDNT JUST TRY TO VACCUM UP MY WINDY FORM.
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i miss hal he was the only one who got it
Clowns will really get on chittr dot ing and say some shit like, "But we only kill by the dozens violently and mercilessly SOMETIMES. We're really just cute nicies little guys. C'mon. I don't even have blood on my shoes or nothing." And we're just supposed to like, Eat it?????
#MOTHERSDAY. MOTHER GRUB DAY. FEMININE CARETAKER APPRECIATION DAY. ALL-LUSUS DAY. JADEBLOOD APPRECIATION DAY. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT, WHATEVER MOLDY CORNER OF PARADOX SPACE YOUR VERNACULAR COMES FROM, THE THROUGH-LINE IS OBVIOUS ENOUGH TO ANYONE WITH HALF A SPONGE CELL. WE GET IT. TONIGHT IS A NIGHT TO GET OFF THE LOUNGEPLANK AND THANK SOME MISBEGOTTEN ENTITY IN YOUR LIFE'S HISTORY FOR BEING THE REASON YOU AREN'T A *COMPLETE* FUCK-UP, OR A FLAKING SMEAR ON THE GROUND. AND NOT JUST THE LUSUS-EQUIVALENT THAT KEPT YOUR SORRY SEEDFLAP FROM BEING SQUASHED INTO PASTE. THE ONE, IF ANY, WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT MAYBE THERE WAS MORE TO THE WHOLE SPECTRUM OF TROLL EMOTION THAN HATE AND FEAR. SOMEONE WHOSE METHOD OF REARING YOU HAD SOME FLEETING, THERMODYNAMIC SPECK OF *WARMTH* TO IT. I'M TALKING ABOUT *NURTURE* OVER NATURE. I CHOOSE TO EXTRAPOLATE THAT IF THERE'S ANY DISTINCTION TO BE MADE ABOUT THIS DAY AND ITS INTENDED FOCUS-FIRED TARGET, THIS IS A DAY TO THANK SOMEONE WHO TOOK YOU IN AND SHOWED YOU SOME KIND OF MEANINGFUL KINDNESS WHEN THEY MOST CERTAINLY DIDN'T FUCKING NEED TO. AND DESPITE MY RESERVATIONS ABOUT OPENING A VEIN ON MAIN AND JUST BLEEDING MY STUPID, ACHING PUSHER ALL OVER THE FLOOR WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, I THINK THAT THIS KIND OF SENTIMENT DOES, IN FACT, MATTER. SIGH. I AM GOING TO HATE MYSELF SO MUCH MORE FOR THIS. JUST SKIP THIS CHITT IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT AND HAVEN'T ALREADY. MY LUSUS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR A LONG TIME, NOW. SURE. FINE. WHATEVER. I BARELY THOUGHT ABOUT IT UNTIL THE OTHER NIGHT, WHEN COOLSCAR SHOWED OFF THE CRAB LUSII HE TAKES CARE OF ON BEFORUS. BUT DESPITE WHAT AN ORNERY BOTTOMFEEDER HE WAS, HE STILL MADE ROOM FOR ME. AT THE TIME, I THOUGHT THAT WAS ENOUGH. THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, THE MORE I THINK I WAS THE ONE WHO SHOWED *HIM* HOW TO STOP HIS INCENSED SCUTTLING FOR A MOMENT AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT WITH A FROZEN ROE CUBE AND A MOMENT OF PEACE. MAYBE HE DID MORE OF THE PROTECTING, AND I DID MORE OF THE NURTURING. WHICH LEADS ME TO WONDER WHERE I GOT IT FROM, IF IT WASN'T FROM HIM. IT'S NO SECRET THAT I DO, IN FACT, GIVE SEVERAL FLYING FUCKS ABOUT THE MAD AND SAD WORLD OF CINEMA. AND I THINK A PART OF THAT IS BECAUSE I WAS RAISED BY MOVIES MORE THAN MY OWN LUSUS, IN SOME WAYS. I MIGHT AS WELL BE THANKING TROLL LORELEI GILMORE OR TROLL PEG BOGGS. IT'S KIND OF PATHETIC TO ADMIT, BUT I THINK I STILL FOUND EXAMPLES OF WHAT TO DO AND HOW TO DO IT JUST BY WATCHING HOW IT *COULD* BE DONE. AND LATER ON, WHEN I HAD THE GOOD GRACE TO SEE MY HOME PLANET GET PELTED WITH METEORS AND HUCKED INTO THE INCIPISPHERE WITH A BUNCH OF BICKERING JABBERMAWS TO GO ON THE BIGGEST FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE MISADVENTURE EVER TO HURL ME ONTO ANOTHER PLANET, I'LL ADMIT THAT I ALSO HAD SOME PRETTY GOOD TEACHERS. KANAYA, FOR ONE. I FEEL LIKE I'M LEARNING FROM HER EVERY DAY, TRYING TO INTERNALIZE SOME SHEDDING FLAKE OF THE SHEER, INTUITIVE VIRTUOSITY WITH WHICH SHE NURTURES LITERALLY TENS OF THOUSANDS OF SCREAMING GRUBS. INSUFFERABLE AS I FIND MOST OF THE BEFORANS I'VE MET, I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT SOME OF THEM KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT WHAT A KINDER, LESS CULL-OR-BE-CULLED WORLD MIGHT LOOK LIKE. AND EVEN SOME OF THE HUMANS, NOW AND AGAIN, WITH THEIR REVOLTING METHOD OF SPAWNING THEIR OWN FLESHY, PINK BLOBLINGS DIRECTLY FROM THEIR BODIES, LEAVE ME WONDERING HOW DIFFERENT IT IS TO REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A LIFE YOU'RE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR. SO DESPITE THIS EXHAUSTINGLY LONG TIRADE AND MY NEEDLESSLY CONVOLUTED JUSTIFICATION FOR WHY I'M STRETCHING TODAY'S PREMISE LIKE A SPLINTERING VERTEBRATE ON A TORTURE RACK, I'M PERSONALLY DEDICATING TODAY TO THEM. TO ALL OF THEM. THE CRABDADS AND THE GILMORES AND THE KANAYAS AND THE GROSS, FLESHY, MINIATURE HUMAN SPAWNERS. WHATEVER THEY WERE, THEY WEREN'T JUST THE ONES WHO BEAT DANGER AWAY WITH A STICK. THEY WERE THE ONES WHO TAUGHT ME SOMETHING. AND GOD FUCKING FORBID, IF I SHOULD EVER FIND MYSELF IN THE UNSPEAKABLY MORTIFYING SCENARIO WHERE I EITHER ECTO-CLONE A BUNCH OF WRITHING GRUBS INTO EXISTENCE AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME, OR SOME DERANGED MAD SCIENTORTURER SCRAPES MY CELLS WHILE I'M SLEEPING AND MAKES SOME FREAKISH, PETITE-HORNED ABOMINATION, THEN, WELL. I HOPE THAT I'VE LEARNED ENOUGH TO HANDLE IT WELL. MAYBE SOME OF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY. SO, WITH ONE FINAL PUMP-PALPITATING, RETCH-INDUCING SHOW OF EMPHASIS AND IN THE SHORTEST, UNFUSSIEST HUMAN PARLANCE, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. SITTING IN THE PARK, I CAREFULLY REMARK "EVERYTHING IS BETTER WHEN YOU'RE LEARNING" YOU WERE IN THE DARK, I WAS IN THE DARK EVERYTHING IS MADE TO KEEP ON TURNING IT'S JUST YOU AND ME DIVINE, A CIRCULAR DESIGN (DO DO-DO DO-DO) TIME AND PLACE IN MIND POINTS ALONG A LINE (DO DO-DO DO-DO) YOU AND ME RETURN TO BE IN ORBIT ALL THE TIME YOU TURN AWAY AND AROUND I'VE BEEN COMING DOWN, I'VE BEEN COMING DOWN. HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/70IXQPO3KJR0CJTUQE3UMI?SI=D246E182B4D14A4A #LYRICPOSTING
big win for not feeling sick today but its only halfway done for me so theres absolutely still time to change that
The movie is FINE! The 8ook is far superior and even you admitted as such!!!!!!!!
THRILLED FOR YOU. POSITIVELY FUCKING ELATED, REALLY. I WON'T BOTHER TO CLARIFY IF I'M BEING SINCERE OR NOT WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I HOPE THIS MOVIE EXCORIATES YOU AND LEAVES A HOLLOW CAVITY SOMEWHERE IN YOU THAT WIND WILL WHISTLE THROUGH OMINOUSLY EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A BREATH. YOU'RE ME, YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING KNOW. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS ONE. HERE'S HOPING THAT YOU GET THE CHANCE TO BE A FUTURE KARKAT WHO INFLICTS THE SAME EXCORIATION ON A QUADMATE FOR A DEEPLY "CHARMING" DATE NIGHT.
II 2hall take iit II need not depriive my2elf of oxygen at lea2t, that'2 good enough. 2tiill miight 2pend 2ome tiime iin a hole though! Thank2 for the reviiew and hone2t take regardle22!
u know i think this is a fair review tbh sad that sollux is gettin punished for my crimes of suggestin it tho but whatevs glad u at least enjoyed the main guy
kar vantas hates transgender people
Indeed. I truly do pity those without the omniscient sight needed to know how it ends.
:33 < i made mew and me in mine and we fell in love and got human married isnt that crazy? hahahahahahhaa
playing hard to want lol
i want t0 brush all the kn0ts 0ut 0f vriskas hair and make her shamp00 and c0nditi0n it with pr0per t0iletries n0t eight in 0ne b0dywash and i want t0 make her feel h0w s0ft her hair is and smell h0w nice its scent is n0w and watch her eyes panic as she realises that she wants t0 stay like that and that f0r the rest 0f her life shes g0ing t0 have me t0 thank f0r her new sh0wer r0utine #serketp0sting
I AM GENUINELY ECSTATIC FOR THIS. MY ANTICIPATION OF THIS REVIEW IS A FULL-BODY OPIATE THAT DISSIPATES THE OTHERWISE EXCRUCIATING, PUSHER-VIVISECTING PAIN OF HAVING MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY TO WATCH THIS BEAUTIFUL FUCKING PSILOCYBIN CARNIVAL OF A FILM. THANK MERCIFUL BUGWINGED FUCK THAT ACROSS DIMENSIONS, ACROSS TIMELINES, KARKAT VANTAS HAS *TASTE.*
make sure you crank that swag dial today its hump day
y'know, think this is the first time i've ever been at someone else's hive for lon6er than the few minutes it takes to si6n for a paCka6e! 6onna be brushin' barkbeast hair outta my pants for the next week, but it's worth it. soCialisin'! ^◡^
ok ok focus focus egbert. what to do with the rest of your morning?
if anyones got me i know its big b https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/802efc45b7db.jpg
if it makes me stupid so be it as the great wise spongebob incorrectly proclaimed to his pink echinodermic bestie, im stupid and im proud
i can still hear his voice
TW: #vi9lence I am c9ncerned with all the idealizati9n 9f "gru6 murder" 9n the timeline.
its the fucking marges isnt it thats why were here thats why im out here busting my ass its because you hate the marges https://m.media-amazon.com/images/i/61fk2pfrofl._ac_uy900_.jpg
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"you guess" okay well i dont got the stomp thigh slapping beats to top it all off so it translates rather poorly through text but hey
this might be a niche reference but theres no way in hell there isnt at least one other person who knows what im on about
i gotta fucking say guys kombucha is kind of killer i dont know whats going on but that kombucha did a number on me and let me repeat that kombucha did a number on me like a one like a two like a three that kombucha did a goddamn number on me
also ill be real i forgot this place was a thing for like two weeks but i shouldve posted all the stupid shit that ran races up in my fucking head man you wouldnt believe the kinda shit that i was cooking
Pancake...sausage
hey i was sleeping too wore myself out yesterday cleaning my parakeets cage all with one hand
For those of you without proper nutrition, you may come to the Gray House tomorrow and I will provide a meal. You concern me.
Beautiful soundtrack for that one.
yeah, about as much as a human baby does, aka nada
elvis is the lamest motherfucker i have ever heard in my life but i'm telling you guys you gotta get onto troll elvis it's some seriously groundbreaking experimental shit
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i AM TAKING A BREAK, nOW THAT i HAVE GOTTEN MY POINT ACROSS, aBOUT ALL THE THINGS THAT ARE NOT, tHOUGHTS i HAVE HAD,
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this has quickly turned from the best moment of my life to my most embarrassed please forgive me
ohhhh it would be fuckin jake to make a wacky whacky blunder that bastard
yeah no shit id like it you little fuckin egotease thats why i asked but yeah sure hit me id love to hear the rest of this inspired reparte youre hitting me with
everyone should be allowed to kiss versions of themself
dOn't tElL Me wHaT To dO BrOtHeR. mAyBe i aM MoThEr fUcKiN WoRrIeD. mAyBe mY PaN Is aLl cReAsEd aNd wOrRy fIlLeD LiKe a nInJaTaStIc jElLy gRuBnUt.
Sad to hear that the sbahj franchise will never again receive another film. One of the greatest pieces of introductory media completely washed away by the scrubbing of the creators hands! What a great klatch i would have thrown for the next release but OH WELL i guess some fuddyduddies are too numerous and plentiful for us to enjoy stuff anymore. They seek to deprive us of EVERYTHING.
Dagnabbit im in the pits again.