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Yep! One of the last few 8astions of 8logging proper! Chittr is, like, micro8logging. Or something to that effect.
You guys have just reinvented Grum8lr ask 8logs. Good jo8.
Do you also check their chitts and replies when you're w8ing for a response, or are you normal? #vagueposting #thissoundsimp8ient8utitsnot #imjustexcited
Going to have to clear my schedule for tomorrow night. I am in 8iiiiiiiig trou8le. ::::D #vagueposting #andtotakeapagefromlarksos8ook #positive
Trying to make him 8low a gasket is always so fun. It's enriching for 8oth of us! #vaguepost #suggestive
Indebting myself further to Vriska doesn't sound like a half bad plan, might consider it
I should learn how to use a sword.
I DON'T KNOW THAT THERE'S A VRISKA OUT THERE THAT DOESN'T CURRENTLY HAVE OR HAS, IN THE PAST, HAD INTERPERSONAL ISSUES. YOURS MUST 8E PAST THE WORST OF IT IF SHE MANAGED TO SNAG SOME8ODY THAT SEEMS EVEN REMOTELY LEVEL-HEADED, HAHA.
THE FIRST QUESTION ISN'T SOMETHING I ANSWER OFTEN, LEAST OF ALL IN A PU8LIC-FACING VENUE, 8UT THERE'S ENOUGH INFORM8ION POSTED VIA ALTERN8S OF MY FRIENDS THAT IT'S TO 8E UNDERSTOOD THAT THE POLITE ANSWER IS THAT I DIED AND MY CONSCIOUSNESS/SOUL WAS TRANSFERRED INTO ANOTHER VESSEL. THE SPECIFICS ARE LOCKED SEVERAL REL8IONSHIP LAYERS DEEP, HEHE. THE SECOND QUESTION IS A LITTLE SU8JECTIVE, FOR O8VIOUS REASONS. NO TWO RO8OTS ARE MANUFACTURED THE SAME, YOU KNOW? EVERY SINGLE ONE HAS A WHOLE HOST OF A8ILITIES UNIQUE TO THEIR SPECIFIC CONSTRUCTION, 8UT IF I HAD TO MENTION JUST ONE OR TWO...MAY8E THAT I HAVE A FEW DIFFERENT FRAMES AVAILA8LE TO ME THAT I CAN SWITCH 8ETWEEN, DEPENDING ON THE SITU8ION? ONE, FOR EXAMPLE, IS FULLY SU8MERIS8LE AND CAN WITHSTAND AN IMMENSE AMOUNT OF PRESSURE FOR DEEP-SEA DIVES. AS FAR AS WEAKNESSES AND STRENGTHS GO, IT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK. I THINK I'VE 8ECOME A GR8 MEASURE MORE CARELESS WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT WOULD PREVIOUSLY HAVE 8EEN LIFE-THREATENING SITU8IONS, KNOWING THAT I'M NOT MORTAL IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE ANY LONGER, 8UT ON THE OTHER HAND, I FIND THAT I TAKE MUCH MORE CARE IN MAKING SURE TO KEEP MYSELF IN GOOD NICK, POLISHING AND 8UFFING MYSELF AND KEEPING MY FLUIDS TOPPED UP PROPERLY. I CERTAINLY DIDN'T GO TO SUCH LENGTHS WHEN I WAS STILL FLESH AND 8ONE. THAT SAID. I THINK ONE OF THE THINGS I ENJOY MOST IS HAVING TOTAL CONTROL OVER MY OWN APPEARANCE. IT SURPRISES PEOPLE, SOMETIMES, WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT THE LACK OF ARTICUL8ION IN MY FACE WAS A CONSCIOUS DESIGN CHOICE ON MY PART. IF I HAD TO NAME ANYTHING THAT I DISLIKED, IT'S THAT PEOPLE FIND ME EVEN HARDER TO APPROACH 8ECAUSE THEY STRUGGLE TO READ ME, 8UT I THINK THAT'S A FINE TRADE FOR NOT 8EING AN OPEN 8OOK. I'VE 8ECOME QUITE COMFORTA8LE WITH MY CONDITION AND AT THIS POINT, IF YOU CAN'T PLUCK UP THE COURAGE TO SAY HELLO BECAUSE I JUST SO HAPPEN TO 8E MADE OUT OF METAL, YOU WEREN'T ALL THAT WORTH MY TIME IN THE FIRST PLACE. LET ME KNOW IF YOU'VE ANY FURTHER QUESTION. I THINK I'VE 8LA88ERED ENOUGH FOR ONE REPLY. ::::)
Stone cold 8eauty with a mar8le heart Play me like a fool my amour Addiction is 8itter 8ut the venom is sweet The collapsing Venus 8urns #lyricposting https://open.spotify.com/track/0fG84vf44QpNdx3bGBCG6k?si=45a810ca76344bc6
I DON'T MIND SWAPPING REGALER FOR REGALEE. FIRE AWAY, GALEKH.
I Missed Your Little Post Citations, Welcome Back. :>
GOOD EVENING, CHITTR. ANYTHING INTERESTING AFROND TONIGHT? REGALE ME. ::::)
Happy Mother's Day To All Humans Who Celebrate, And Happy All-lusus Day To / My / Lusus; Scorpulous. I Don't Think I Could Have Asked For A More Gentle, Sweet, Or Understanding Caretaker. There Is Nowhere I Feel Safer Than In The Groove Of His Claws When I Nap, And When I Am Having Issues ( Which I Frequently Am ) He Is Always There To Offer An Empathetic Auditory Canal. I Remember Once As A Wriggler I Came Hive From Being Out All Night And He Was Worried Sick About Me, As The Sun Had Just Begun To Rise. At The Time I Thought It Unfair That I'd Been Scolded, But Once I'd Gone Through My Second Molt I Began To Truly Appreciate That It Was Because He Loved Me. That He / Loves / Me, As Much As His Massive Pusher Allows. I Don't Know What I Would Do Without Him And It Pains Me To Know One Day I Will Be Here And He Will Have Passed On. As It Stands He Does Not Have A Chittr Account, And I've Spent Much Of My Night With Him And Have Told Him Already In So Many Words. But. I Love You, Scorpulous. :>
HELL OF A SELECTION, AIN’T IT?
:::;*
I’m not ruling it out.
I had to get out of the club. I was in there saying things like “perchance” and “thrice.”
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sad to see commmmrades desensitized to the screammmms of the tortured but it's better for everyone in the long run
for the record i hang out wwwwith himmmm not because his taste in mmmmen is sommmmehowwww wwwworse than his taste in cigarettes, but because anyone else wwwwould cull mmmme outright for the quality of mmmmy drafts
i got used to it over the course of our lifetimmmme. all things considered *i* should be sorry for *you.* then again you seemmmm to be signing up for himmmm wwwwith full wwwwillingness and wwwwhatever faculties are at your disposal, so i'll save the pity.
asked @taxCollector for a bummmm and this wwwwas on mmmmy desk wwwwhen i cammmme back. https://wwwwwwwwwwww.immmmage2url.commmm/r2/default/immmmages/1778260924280-36718ce2-ef55-4260-be50-64ce71028ea1.jpg
Larkso, pal. Dunno if that means you wanna switch sides or not, now that ya got this info.
It's All " Fun And Games " Until I " Beat Your Ass " In The " Weezer Blue " Shirt. #fightnight #violence https://i.imgur.com/g8h75j6.png
I think I just wingwomaned the un-wingwoman-a8le? #abcc #wtf
!!!!!!!! ::::D
I should make a playlist for him. Hehehehe. #vagueposting
I've seen the world end Time and time again Stood and watched the walls come down Watched the cities 8urned to the ground And when all is said and done I know I'm not the only one Left wanting something else Wanting something more than this We can sever all our useless ties All you have to do is say you'll go I can see the flames dance in your eyes We can have it all please don't say no #lyricposting #movienight #ABCC https://open.spotify.com/track/3tnHNvj7dvfCZC2vPcRFVQ?si=635be941d32b40f8
I wanna 8e alone Alone with you, does that make sense? I wanna steal your soul And hide you in my treasure chest I don't know what to do To do with your kiss on my neck I don't know what feels true 8ut this feels right so stay a sec Yeah, you feel right so stay a sec And let me crawl inside your veins I'll 8uild a wall, give you a 8all and chain It's not like me to 8e so mean You're all I wanted Just let me hold you like a hostage #lyricposting #movienight #ABCC https://open.spotify.com/track/0eMf40fqQOFiZLRsxoZN7e
I remem8er how I'd find you Fingers tearing through the ground Were you digging something up Or did you 8ury something down? In your soul, I found a thirst With only salt inside your cup In your eyes, I saw a longing While I longed to lift you up Only when I see you cry I feel conflicted in my mind It fills my heart up and it 8reaks me at the very same time When you open up the g8s for me And leave the world 8ehind We find proof of love is hidden In the conflict of the mind #lyricposting #movienight #ABCC https://open.spotify.com/track/5lxZ3KmRdRn6iW5tE1Fwjp
Hold on. Hold on. The lyricposting is percol8ing.
Fuck a princess, I'm a king 8ow down and kiss on my ring 8eing a 8itch is my kink What the fuck else did you think? Fuck a princess, I'm a king 8ow down and kiss on my ring It's gonna hurt, it'll sting Spitting up 8lood in the sink I'm crazy, 8ut you like that, I 8ite 8ack Daisies on your nightstand, never forget I 8lossom in the moonlight, screw eyes Glacial with the 8lue ice, I'm terrifying (I'm terrifying) #lyricposting https://open.spotify.com/track/2g1KggY9PKvsoEAOaiz4xx
Serpentine love's thighs wrap around me In search for death Drenched in 8lood, the adored and 8eloved Will give in to... Love in cold 8lood 8reathe me in sweet suffering Love in cold 8lood Love's feline eyes in darkness Shine on her we8 Demonized with divine insight We draw our last 8reath Love in cold 8lood 8reathe me in sweet suffering Love in cold 8lood Put me out of my misery Love in cold 8lood 8reathe me in sweet suffering Love in cold 8lood #lyricposting https://open.spotify.com/track/5Efv8yOW7gjh6CJidK3lk2
Are you not sick of playing games? Sick of giving 8lame? Sick of fucking living like the world has never given you a life-defining day? And I can't rel8 And I feel nothing for you I feel nothing for you And I feel #lyricposting https://open.spotify.com/track/4xDwCYhobDehSBGUmd5H6Y
Girldinner. #FLARPfriday https://i.gyazo.com/f309ef2da9f1f528b462664599f098d0.jpg
Ok ok I hold you to it I’m going. + 2
So you have tocve next. It’s the law.
F8 is a mirage Hold me up till the morning Await in phenomenon Let it go without warning Constant, I cre8 Tie mysеlf to the masthead, diamond chain I collapse likе a rotten spider vein Crawling up to the surface, har8or wave Is ingrained in my own lowness 8ack to me And all that ever was, will ever 8e Pain is just an infinite enemy upon my conscience Stagn8ion is f8al Let go of my conscience From 8eyond the pale #lyricposting #yesitsspirit8oxagain #suchgoodquirkfeel https://open.spotify.com/track/14iSCO87Qveq9UXCtN48Vm
Feeling like doing another #8lue8lood8luesday post! Did you know that some 8lue8loods with mind-reading psionics can reverse the effect to allow others to read THEIR mind? ((#bluebloodbluesday))
I could tell ya about humans. I’m practically an expert these days.
c< aH, well, at a certaiN pOiNt, it dOes get better, less eveNts yOu Had 2 be tHere 4, aNd MOre riddles, aNd cipHers >c
>> ¡ th¡nk we a11 have
Great. I’ve just invented a competition about this in my mind and will soon be winning it.
The most interesting part of being human I'd say can be chalked up to our stubborn, persistent nature? No matter what tends to happen we spring back up? I've experienced a couple hundred human iterations of myself and the world they lived in, and that was one of the common threads. - There are several religions, both major (Christianity and its subfaiths to Judaism, Muslim, Buddhism, Islam, Hinduism, etc) and several less widespread faiths across the world tied to smaller and indigenous cultures. There were also a lot of older faiths that fell out of practice but have become mythologies in their own right, such as the Greek, Egyptian, and Roman pantheons before the modern era. - Unfortunately disparity exists across several aspects. Wealth, gended, faith, and skin tone and nationality are the larger disparities. The rich white cis straight christian man is the one who gets his way the most in the modern era.
The Caten8ive Doomsday Dice Cascader, o8viously.
Listen pal don't worry about it. Getting drunk after the first fight night happened to get me multiple close friends, a...situationship, and a night sleepin' in a pirate cove. I think getting drunk on Fight Night is, frankly speaking, a recipe for happiness.
Starrting with that of all things is like. Starrting in superr mega harr/) mo/)e.
Looking forrwarr/) to yourr human (ompen/)ium on(e you'rre /)one!
Got any questions and I'll answer them. From a brief stint doing military stuff to medical stuff and music and culture I'm your girlie
Fairr enough! I simply figurre/) that learrning yourr limits woul/) be useful. You /)on't know if in the futurre you'll be atten/)ing so(ial events wherre /)rrinking is expe(te/), but going wil/) isn't. Goo/) lu(k with worrk!
Tip #1: No fucking pir8 hooch.
I'll do it if you do it!!!! >::::D
Putting together some stupid piece of furniture always gets me nostalgic for the 'ol doomsday machines. Real ones remem8er the Caten8ive Doomsday Dice Cascader. What a magnificent, USELESS piece of shit.
Hehehehe.
Oh, Troll Courtney LaPlante, woman that you are.
Ah'm a ∫i∫ nervous just sho♆in' my ♆ho∫e face on∫ine but Ah figure Ah may as ♆e∫∫ do one'a them "se∫fies"... don't mind the hoofbeast, he's nosy. #horse #se∫fie https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi∫es/209fc06a891b.png
What I Regret Most Is Not Taking The Arm With Me. I Was Also Afraid It Might Come Alive As An Independent Limb Though. #coping #violence
Okay I'm at Vriska's place and I feel like I shouldn't be getting near the joint without some kinda. Platemail. And a bastard sword.
((gonna be a lil slow on the reply, sorry! Got lots of messages inquiring about this loser idiot (affectionate) who waltzed directly into the most dangerous situation possible lol. If I'm not gettin to you right away pls don't worry!))
i'm saying this before it hits / if i post weird stuff while high / please ignore it #substance
((no rush! He's gonna be gone for at least a day, but even if this weren't the case real life and loved ones are always more important))
A non-comprehensive list of fictional legislacerators ranked by, well, you know. If you’d like to argue, you may do so with the wall. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1412.jpeg
I genuinely need someone to kill that fucking clown.
Muscular with glasses? Now that's a flavor. ;) You look good!
no i remember you from that show / you were really sweet but you seemed shy / i hope you enjoyed my music
mE, }:)
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ wŌōŌōŌuLd i7... bE ŌōŌōŌk iF I ShArEd... SōŌōŌōMe mUsIc i wAs lIs7eNiNg 7ŌōŌōŌ...
I'll save that for when we're in priv8. :::;D
It was fine up until you had the hooch! I just won't offer next time, hahahaha!
It's Been An Eventful Dawn. I Should Rest Now. I'm Sure You've Heard The News From Other Sources But I Am Indeed Safe. :>
My PR mangleger is pushing hard on an "image rehabilitation campaign," but I don't see why I even need that. I'm obviously a respected figure in both the science and business worlds. - MC Oleana
/)i/) you have fun? /)i/) you learrn something? Then it seems like a worrthwhile experrien(e C:C
IT'S FRIG8 FUCKING FRIDAY 8A8Y!!!!!!!! #frig8friday #FLARPlife https://www.history.navy.mil/content/history/museums/nmusn/explore/photography/forgotten-wars-19th-century/barbary-war-1801-1805/burning-frigate-philadelphia/_jcr_content/body/media_asset/image.img.jpg/1613051233320.jpg
xx_waugh..........._chchow_napped_hai_xx
WENT TO FIGHT NIGHT. TECHNICALLY GOT IN A FIGHT. AT NIGHT. IT COUNTS.
Yes!!!!!!!! We've 8een official for a little 8it, 8ut we're having too much fun keeping the secret to announce it yet. ::::)
None of you understand. I am #vagueposting 8ecause he knows a8out it and thinks it's cute as fuck. We have already 8EEN kissing a8out it!
Keelhauling cancelled, I won that f8cking fight AND some! #vagueposting
Okay! <3 Yay! <3
*The following video is posted with no caption, and clearly not by Vriska herself. It's much too far away to hear any of what's being said, especially over the general clamor of a raucous pirate party, but the proceeding scuffle is captured in surprisingly high fidelity, although all parties may be too far away to properly identify. Two Eridans, a Karkat, and Vriska are all standing around when a fight opens explosively when Vriska punches Eridan #1 in the mouth. He promptly tackles her to the sand, where she knees him in the abdomen, and she's very quickly dogpiled by the other two trolls. Eridan #2 elbow drops her and Karkat, unfortunately, torpedoes right into her fist and is quickly knocked out. The tussle goes on for a bit until Eridan #1 goes for the throat, choking her out. It looks like he's about to win the scrap when she claws at his face and drives him away, promptly following this unexpected victory up with a punch to Eridan #2's mouth and a kick to Eridan #1's nads before she scrambles up into her feet. There's a little more back and forth before Eridan #2 sidelines her and tackles her back into the sand, pinning her arms to her sides and headbutting her. The video cuts off abruptly as Vriska spits on him and leans up to bite him in the face, the true victor(s) of the fight undetermined.* #violence #fightnight (( @carbolicGalvanologist @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAquarium ))
dude you make that exact face when you win an argument
YEARNING? And here I was starting to think you entirely lacked a sense of humor.
She acts so smug for a woman who doesn’t pay any rent to live in my hive. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1072.jpeg
I /)i/)n't see you therre! But then I got therre rre(ently. Hope you ha/) a goo/) time!
Right back at ya pal. I'll try to work it out with the showrunners to get an early spot for next time. 'Till then I'll look forward to seein' if you'll get a run of the place.
Thinkin' of postponing my #fightnight debut. Sorry to all my adorin' fans, but a fellas gotta shift their priorities to what's important sometimes. Maybe next time, folks. [Pictured is a slightly fuzzy, but readable shot where most of it is taken up by Larkos dozed off on Sleuth's shoulder, one hand visibly around around his waist while Sleuth is holding him close with an arm on their shoulder. Sleuth himself is giving a cheeky half-smile into the camera.] @aspiringPessimist
I can SEE WITH MY EYES. It’s called multitasking. ¹ ¹ The performance of multiple tasks at one time; “The job requires a person who is good at multitasking.” ¹ ¹ See, I can do it too. Check it, here’s another. ¹ ¹ + 40000000000001
I’M. Going to ring up every typo you’ve made into an itemized bill and present it to you when you’re hungover. *____
You’re almost bearable when you’re drunkenly shouting like a wild animal.
No notes on the #fightnight bloodshed. The bloodshed’s great. Just a distinct lack of bloody open-mawed kissing, is all. #disappointed
Oooh You See The Appeal. Lol Got It. Cancel My Last Reply. it's Hot.
↘️i am feeling several things↘️ ↗️ALL POSITIVE↗️ ↘️in relation to watching two physically capable superiors engage each other in moot, prolonged bouts of gladitorial combat.↘️
concept: your kismesis looking up at you with glassy eyes as they take another punch you cant fucking take it anymore you grab them by the face roughly, crushing their split lips to yours dragging your tongue hotly upwards to clean up their bloody nose yourself the taste making you shutter out a needy moan their eyes roll back to look up at you with an annoyingly smug grin teeth stained with that pretty color you hate so much "you take such good care of me" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #fightnight, #rankworks, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #violence, bloodplay, rainbowdrinkerbait, combat, pitchcraving, archive rating: M)
My man's probably going to lose #fightnight Probably will end up like this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928209159952928808/948770463314747423/a9b843045d0530fbd88dad18e091e5b1.png?ex=69eb7f99&is=69ea2e19&hm=cec69ad570fe90106c818034eefe141efb95a0a8f2e4b80dda5b723748af4497&
aight whale guess ill sea yall at #fightnight coz imma drop off all these cakes thank fuck
I am going to 8e there to witness it so help me!!!!!!!!
Any8ody know if there's a dock near the 8each #fightnight is held on? I'm still campaigning out here 8ut a girl has to make time for crew-8onding activities! I'll 8ring some casks of rum for the open 8ar. ::::) #FLARPlife #substances
Want me to take over yer work ?
Alright y'all tim3 for 2om3 d33t2 about #FightNight 2inc3 th3r32 a lot of confu2ion. Ill po2t thi2 a f3w tim32 ov3r th3 n3xt coupl3 of hour2 coming up to th3 fight IF YOU PLAN ON FIGHTING PL3A23 FILL THI2 OUT http2://tally.2o/r/XxR553 ------------------------------------------------ RUL32: HAND2 ONLY - No w3aponry or pow3r2. P2ionic, God Ti3r, or oth3rwi23 NO CULLING - I dont wanna cl3an up any bodi32 and you cant lord your victory ov3r th3 d3ad NO FUCKING - Forr3al thi2 i2 a Fight Night Not a Fuck Night. Go pail 2om3wh3r3 3l23 2P3CTATING - Your3 not r3quir3d to fight if you 2how up. W3 would pr3f3r it, but 3v3ry fight n33d2 it2 crowd to watch th3 b3at down _________________________________________________ Th3 Trollbama admini2tration will b3 2pon2oring tran2portation to th3 3v3nt, and providing m3dical car3 for th3 3v3nt. 2hout out to th3 homi3 @barackObama and hi2 gloriou2 r3turn to b3ing him23lf again aft3r th3 in2anity of la2t night If you got b33f you wanna 2qua2h by duking that 2hit out, f33l fr33 to bring it to fight night and 23ttl3 that 2hit in th3 pit. W3 appar3ntly do hav3 2om3 liv3 3nt3rtainm3nt 2howing up, a2 w3ll a2 a maid caf3? Thing2 hav3 gott3n kind of lo2t in th3 2auc3 a2 p3opl3 got confu23d about what all i2 going on. If you hav3 any qu32tion2, or want to bring your bu2in322, 3nt3rtainm3nt, or 2pon2or2hip to th3 3v3nt PL3A23 contact M3 or @m3rcurialG3lo2copy about it, and if you know 2om3on3 who i2 planning on doing any of that PL3A23 t3ll th3m to contact u2. And Y32 thi2 will b3 a W33KLY 3V3NT 2o if you mi22 out on thi2 w33k, w3 will b3 ho2ting thi2 3V3RY THUR2DAY for #THROWDOWNTHUR2DAY #FIGHTNIGHT #ALT3RNIAN2TR33TB33F2
K--<torn between "sexy nun" and "dont stick your bulge in purple" #vagueposting #nsfw
MAYBE NOT FOR THE OTHERS, BUT IM HAVING A BLAST —EMBER💥
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOPE. :o) YOU GOOD DAWG.
Continuing on the trren/) of telling folks I interra(t with what I think of them... @me/)/)lingPhilomath I think you have fas(inating taste an/) an a/)mirrable worrk ethi(! An/) it helps that you look grreat in that photo you poste/) C;C I think you (oul/) use some morre experrien(e outsi/)e of yourr hive people, so brroa/)en yourr horrizons an/) learrn morre firrst han/)!
This anon confessions account has made everyone exponentially more thirsty and 8itchless. Just tell them to their faces!!!!!!!! You either get what you want or you get to move on!!!!!!!! There is no losing!!!!!!!!
Sailing though a storm system = my hair is going to 8e sooooooooo fucked after this. >::::( #FLARPlife
Three likes on this post and I will do something you don't expect.
O-> Tho+usands O+f Years Amo+ng The Stars.... And That.........
Human Genetic Material Is Fun, But Less Fun Than Troll Genetic Material Because It Comes In Only One Color. Anonymously Send Chit. #nsfw
Sorry, I'm Supposed To Be Humorless, I'll Behave Now.
He's probably the most harmless person to women that ever done existed.
>> he rea11y ¡ડ a ડtand-up guy a 1¡tt1e 1oડt ડomet¡meડ, but he'ડ do¡ng h¡ડ beડt !
I think it's on hating on dick and more the guy wants war and Dick just happend to be the first one they saw
literaly idgaf about the fish guy but pls keep clown on him 4 me -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I Believe The Vitriol Towards That Ill Spoken Detective Is Unwarranted, So I've Created A Phrase In Support Of Him. #welovedick obligatory #nsfw
concept: the sheer eroticism of fisticuffs making sweaty bloody contact with another body spit flying as that surge of adrenaline rushes through the both of them writhing with tangled limbs nose to nose grunting and groaning as they trade pins training for it the safe word is three hard taps (tags: im not really sure, #rankworks, chute training mention, #violence, #nsfw, wrestlefic, exhibitionism in the form of a crowd, quads unmentioned, archive rating: M)
Gooooooood evening, Chittr! Upd8s from last light and earlier this evening: someone tried to fire8om8 Her Sovereign Pride 8ut missed like a f8cking idiot and 8urned down half the port, one of the new swa88ies fell into a 8arrel of rum and has 8een lashed to the mast until he stops yakking, and we just rammed into the monumental nug8one of some poor 8rine-sucking fuck's lusus! First come first serve on that 8ad 8oy! How's everyone else's Sunday? ::::D #FLARPlife #violence #substances
#secretnudesunday #nsfw #lightbondage https://i.imgur.com/fua8beu.png
O-> I'm Beginning To+ Be O+ddly Suspicio+us So+meo+ne Is, Sharing An Interest. A Mutual Curio+sity.
O-> Everyo+ne Is In, Quite The Mo+o+d, Huh?
When it's getting to be time to go to (upe but you /)i/)n't get to talk to the (utie you'rre (rrushing on tonight: https://64.me/)ia.tumblrr.(om/32e0be46b/)/)461/)5(63b64b31e8b6512/tumblrr_mtqx/)nUm241qj2tq3o1_500.gif ((Arrt by Inktail))
#NowWatching https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_4280.png
Verry well, but you (an't blame a gal forr being (urrious! C:C
Who left ?:C An/) you'll be fine, I believe in you
I know this. I cannot llike twice so I will dictate to you. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like.
Had no idea sleeping outside of my recuperacoon could leave me waking up feeling sooooooo rested. #vaguepost
Well, that was fun while it lasted! Not that it lasted all that long. Now I've got a raging panache and the whole crew is knocked the hell out. Guess we're docking early for the night. If you see Her Sovereign Pride in YOUR port, no the fuck you didn't! Unless you have 8ooze. Pir8s always need more 8ooze. #substances #FLARPlife
((fuck it, we ball https://i.imgur.com/PfXFhf1.png #nsfw
How the fuck am I supposed to pen my lacivious missives 8ack hive when my fronds can't seem to remem8er how to write???????? #substances #fuckedup #FLARPlife #suggestive
Uhhhhhhhh. Ship 8lew like a powderkeg 8efore we got the chance to 8oard and now there's funny colored smoke 8illowing out of the hold and WOW that shit is strong! Good f8cking luck if you're downwind of this shit, you're getting f8cked tonight! #substances #violence #FLARPlife
Jack Noir.
You think the enemy ship will surrender if I flash them from the rigging, or should we skip negoti8ions and start with the chainshot? #nsfw #FLARPlife
><3 S)(e tensed up. Sweat drenk)(ed akross )(er fake. T)(e r)(yt)(m beating wit)( )(er )(eart as t)(e vibrant kolor stained )(er legs, pain and pleasure ripping t)(roug)( )(er abdomen. A breat)( eskaped as anot)(er quikkly took )(old. Pupils flung bakkwards. S)(e released. Crimson ark)(ed from )(er bulge to paint )(is k)(est. S)(e was t)(ankful )(e didn't seem to mind. It was )(er t)(ird serving today. Her stomak)( swelled, )(er mind kollapsed. S)(e leaned bakk, t)(e velvet Gold draining from )(er like Velveeta. Her k)(est rose and fell. T)(e payment was snukk in t)(e strap of )(er stokking, and s)(e released )(im as )(er seat as servikes )(ad been rendered. He didn't seem to mind. Just a grub, fres)( out of kollege. Nine and )(alf sweeps or so s)(e )(eard. He wriggled out a little s)(akily. T)(e lil Guy gave )(im a frig)(t at first wit)( )(is stumble, but )(e made it to t)(e door. He looked bakk. It looked like )(e wanted to say somet)(ing, but swallowed it instead. He was sweet, even wit)(out a word. S)(e wouldn't remember )(is fake and )(e wouldn't know )(is voike, but )(er nook would remember t)(e pulse all t)(e same, and t)(e kute koil t)(e bulge made w)(en it was about to burst. T)(at's konnektion s)(e guessed. At least t)(at was t)(e last kustomer of t)(e nig)(t. #storytime #nsfw #explikit #kreampie~
\\ I think I have to take a break from RypitePosting. I'm starting to speak like him in real life and it's really disconcerting.
Dared to 8e excellent in the presence of a jealous little troglodyte, I guess! He's kinda just like this.
If I'm not your #favoritewoman then you're a poser and a h8r.
They Like Me Because I Am Travel Sized And Flexible. #suggestive #generalposting
#Inspiring #Motivational #Business #MeRN #HopeMyClientDoesn’tDieButIfHeDoesAtLeastI’mInTheWill https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0977.jpeg
- Hi, @termminallyCapricious#2753! 👋😆😟😁😁 - Pleasge Help mme
- Noooo. Not beieng, culled 🤣🤣 Moirail put mme in a suitcase, and dropped it a bunch mmaybe, mmaybe a week ago. - Ow
- @mmeddlingPhilommath Before I die,; I just wanted to say. Was really looking forard to your mmulti paragraph post. 👋🥹 - I wish I could've followed you on GrubStacks
Need a t-shirt that says "GOT MY ASS 8EAT AT #FIGHTNIGHT", stat!!!!!!!!
For Once I'm Glad I'm Sober While Witnessing This. #fightnight
They Won't Deliver My Food Because They " Don't Want To Die ". #despaircore #violence
They're Just Flirting With The Idea Of Fighting For Now, But I Will Remain Hopeful. #fightnight #notquiteviolence
just make sure it's a non-llethall affair before you sign up. i know you indigos are sturdy and strong even without combat experience but we don't want you getting killed going up against seasoned enemies
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT MOFOS. IT'S TIME TO GET THIS BLOODY NOSE AND SPLIT LIP PARTY MUTHAHAFUCKING GOING. YOU KNOW THE DEAL. IT'S FIGHT NIGHT AT THRASHTHRUST BEACH. BE THERE AND BE READY TO THROW THE FUCK DOWN, OR AT THE VERY LEAST BE READY TO GET TURNT MUTHAHAFUCKING WAY UP. DON'T CULL EACHOTHER, I DON'T WANNA HAHAVE TO MUTHAHAFUCKING DEAL WITH CLEANUP. NO PSYCHIC POWER CHICANERY. LET'S JUST MUTHAHAFUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA EACHOTHER. :o) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/02a64bfea8b2.png https://msparp.chat/alternianstreetbeefs#
8R8KING NEWS: Alternian troll is Alternian!!!!!!!! Who ever could have forseen this????????
Galekh, I am without a dou8t the single-handedly most controversial troll you know. 8ut thanks anyway. ::::)
My one true regret is not having the foresight at six sweeps to make sure that 8itch died out there like she was supposed to! Gotta do it yourself if you want it done right, I guess. ::::/
Oh, I wish I could synthesize A picture perfect guy, oh I, oh I Six feet tall and super strong We'd always get along, alright, alright Ooh, he'd pick me up at 8, and not a minute l8 'Cause I don't like to w8, no Kind and 8n't afraid to cry, or treat his momma right That's right, that's what I like #lyricposting #siiiiiiiigh<3 https://open.spotify.com/track/3JTjLyrnevl9ASw3ayGO2P
It's l8, it's raining, got the windows open, I'm squeaky clean, and I'm 8undled up under, like, three 8lankets. Living life laviiiiiiiish.
Time to soak in the a8lution trap for a sweep. I am soooooooo sore.
While we're all coming back from this crazy downtime, consider buying my arte @ uww.remelefinearte.co
New Negligee: Secured. #nsfw *attached Is A Photo Of Larkso Lain Out On What Looks To Be A Newly Bought Human Bed, Legs Splayed Out- The Joy Glinting In His Eyes Is Much More Genuine In This Photo Than The Last Few On Account Of His New Treasures. The Furred Hem Is Caught Between His Teeth To Lift The Sheer Fabric Of His Outfit To Reveal Skin Still Faintly Bruised And, More Importantly, His Emerging Bulge. While One Hand Positions His Phone For The Photograph, The Other Hand Is Tugging Silky Underwear Down To His Thighs. Just Barely In Frame Is The Base Of A Bulge Toy, Just Barely A Darker Shade Of Blue.*
It's With A Heavy Heart That I Put Away The Everclear. If Nudes Are Posted Tonight I Will Be Stone Cold Sober. #nsfw #substances
I Don't Know What Material This Bikini Was Made Out Of But It's Almost Entirely Eroded. I Think It Was Actually An Organic Pair That One Is Supposed To Consume For Erotic Reasons. At Least I Was In My Own Pool When I Made This Realization. #nsfw
SHE THREW THE TOME AT ME #TOME #ATME #MYHEAD
mmmmy skull is still ringing frommmm that air horn
I think a fella should 8e allowed to 8rag if he wants to 8rag!
Someone came up to me and askede me: "Are you Troll Picasso?" No, I'm Remele. Troll Picasso is a fraude.
If I Were To Switch Career Paths, Working In An Office Wouldn't Be Viable For Me. Either I'm Getting Fired Or Things Are Going To Get #nsfw The Second I'm Called Into My Superior's Office.
i could never imagine quadsmearing you guys are so greedy you fill your quads something some people cant do and then smear them like you dont even care (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, quadsmearing, quadrant discourse, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
>>| men kissing... .is hot.
How about you fill them out forr yourrself, as an exerr(ise to /)is(overr morre about yourrself! The morre you un/)errstan/), the betterr, rright? You /)on't have to sharre it afterr that, but knowle/)ge is worrth purrsuing!
I'm too tirre/) frrom a busy /)ay to take a b/)sm test, but maybe I'll /)o it tomorrrrow #nsfw
Afterr that business /)innerr I have a new pai/) prroje(t! C:C It's ni(e getting to flex the (rreative mus(les
MY GOBLIN https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0853.jpeg
Goregle, how do I like a chitt more than once? ::::D
Somehow, This One Is Even Less Surprising. #nsfw #asecondbdsmtesthashitthehiveblock https://i.imgur.com/ulglgyv.png
Aaaaaaaand the other one I keep seeing. No8ody is surprised 8y the results. #nsfw https://i.gyazo.com/837a922034bb7d0892e7ccf083e74087.png
Diagnosed 800% freak at 8DSMtest.org ! #nsfw https://i.gyazo.com/8636335e57613ee59a042a7f73e5c9fb.png
Not Only Am I Visibly Bruised On My Body, I Think He Also Bruised My Nook And My Bulge. Every Time I Sit I Squirm. All I'm Missing Is A Bite Mark. #nsfw
De88ing on taking the stupid 8DSM test to see if I can 88 some #vagueposting. Hehehehe. #nsfw
*attached Is A Photo Of Larkso Lounging Poolside, Likely Taken At The Party Hosted Hours Ago. His Hair Is Tied Up In A Messy Ponytail Now That It's Been Cut And, As Such, Is Much Harder To Twist Up Into A Bun, And Some Of It Falls Into His Face As He Looks Down At His Palmhusk. The Outfit Is...hardly An Outfit At All. The Thin, String-esque Top Covers His Nipples As They're Designed To, But His Bottoms Largely Disappear Between His Thighs As He Squeezes Them Together. It's Hard To Imagine His Nook Is Sufficiently Covered.* #nsfw
Don't Lie To Me And Tell Me You're Surprised. #nsfw #bdsmtestposting https://i.imgur.com/lstdltu.png
Poor Thing. I Won't Do Anything To Distract You.
♠️ Identity theft is not a joke. ♠️ Trolls underestimate the true damage done to highbloods every night from this sort of impersonation. ♣️ It's the sort of struggle I hope my lowblood sllies can try to understand. ♣️
Its some video game goblin he has trapped
Oh No, Please Don't Get Sweaty With Overexertion And Covered In Blood. That Would Be Just Terrible. #violence #reversepsychology
I think more men should fight for my entertainment, actually. Yummmmmmmm. #suggestive
I'm Very Durable, Actually. #nsfw
I Have Pictures From The Pool Party, But The Kini Is So Micro I Might As Well Be Wearing Nothing As Per Usual. #nsfw #pensive
If I Say The Microkini Is A Fashion Statement Do You Think My Boss Would Let Me Wear It To Work?
☆hehehe thank u @cmallieEntertainment for th good stuff,, i could really use a person to be fckin obsesed wiyh me to absolutely reck my find lady ahit lmao ((#nsfw #substances))☆
Would say the same here and I appreciate the compliments. You are attractive as well but again same as you I dont seek quadrants with those I am unfamiliar with.
Sayyin' all these sultryy pictures over myy palm husk within' an hour is mightyy interestin' I am not sure, how I should feel bout it just yyet but I am feelin' sumthin'. #nsfw?
What the hell, yy'all i just got here and i am alreadyy seein' some prettyy sultryy imageryy, is that normal round these parts?
O-> I Find Myself Interested In A New Po+lite Indigo+ Lately 😊🤭
*attached Is A Picture Of Larkso Freshly Showered And Sleepy In His Respite Block, Dressed In A Plain Black Shirt That's Been Tied In The Front To Show Off Fresh Bruises Lower Down His Torso. The Human Bed He's Sat On The Floor In Front Of Is Absolutely Obliterated Save For His Mattress, And That Makes For A Sight Of It's Own, But The Real Star Of The Show Is His Nook, Slick With Slurry Despite His Bulge Not Being Out. Despite The Obscene Way He Spreads It Open With His Fingers, Larkso Looks Comfortable And Happy. Upon Closer Inspection There Appears To Be A Slightly Different Blue Mixed With His Standard Cobalt.* #nsfw #nookonmainmonday
It's Not Too Late For #nookonmainmonday, Rejoice. #nsfw
I Will Be Fully Sober And Coherent For The Next Round Of Pictures. I Have To Make Sure I Show Off The New Bruises Just Right. #nsfw
I'll Give Him A Spar To Occupy His Time Alright. #nsfw #notvagueposting
Ughhhhhhhh, how are you gonna give me five words and then get pissy when I don't respond immedi8ly? #rpwoes #ijustneedtostartcullingt8h
atta boy you keep at it and keep your good buddy eLwurd in mind.
gaLekh gaLekh gaLekh you indigos can be so sheLtered sometimes you're going about this aLL wrong this whoLe thing is just another big research project for you just waiting for you to get your anaLyticaL fronds aLL over. just seems Like...kind of a waste not to take advantage of it but if you wanna go back to your private bookhive and take a break weLL shit, i won't stop you
Yeah the spark Led to a flame inside my heart That follows you into the dark Could this 8e love Turn around now let me see This is the language I wanna speak When you're lyin' here next to me Could this 8e love No one compares to thee My 8a8y, my only My heart can 8arely 8eat When I'm with you 8a8y Come to me #lyricposting #siiiiiiiigh<3 https://youtu.be/N8ZpvUDuJks?si=wmnuRQCVA0J-tNNj
/)olle/) up an/) rrea/)y to go meet a (lient forr a business /)innerr! https://64.me/)ia.tumblrr.(om/393e1e36ee175(7160((f036(e/)3e/)a3/81b766(a1b/)33275-4(/s1280x1920/aa5103aab493/)3ff(/)65006269/)(1387e36f93b2.png
He Wants Me So Bad. No This Is Not About You, You Know Who You Are.
8ored out of my thinkpan and itching to #vaguepost, 8ut we MUST stay strong, ladies. Men........ you're on your own. Good fucking luck.
Heh. Wvell, my offer still stands to showv you a thing or twvo wvhen you think you can take me, chief.
The Rankmaid really does post some sluggers, doesn't she?
every once and a while i update my banner to show off my new additions to my collections and things ^0^ my shelves are getting fuller! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, my face, rankmaid-sensei, #rankbait, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d17d372d3533.png
Computer, make all these guys gay and super horny. #NSFW, I believe.
// I am working on art requests, btw, I forgot my bestie's birthday was the 11th, BUT I can share awesome news I already shared elsewhere My best friend graduated from college at 29, with her doctorate in law! She passed the bar and can legally practice in some states in the US! I AM so proud of her!!!
New life motto: What Would Drunk Vriska Do? #WWDVD? #arsonpro8a8ly
Someone on(e tol/) me they ha/) a hip new way of serrving /)rrinks. They tol/) me to sit so with my hea/) tilte/) ba(k an/) mouth open. They prro(ee/)e/) to pourr two /)ifferrent types of /)rrink in my mouth, (lose/) it, an/) then shook my hea/) to mix the /)rrinks while I nearrly (hoke/) in sho(k. I think they werre trrying to flirrt but rreally they faile/) theirr shot. Not my thing. #substan(es
Oh I see! Rankmai/) (errtainly is hitting a lot of winnerrs with you huh?
I think I can hazard a guess.
pleasse…resst…lay…down…and…drink…water…!
Uh oh. You good????????
What post in spe(ifi(? Inquirring min/)s want to know. Forr s(ien(e
concept: “you want a shot?” you nod your head, watching them pour a glass before knocking it back into their own mouth before you have time to protest, they grab you by your cheeks to pry open your lips leaning in to spit it back into your mouth between messy kisses (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #substance, #nsfw, unmentioned quads, archive rating: M)
You shoul/) film yourrself an/) post if so that experrts (an (rritique yourr forrm an/) give explanations an/) (orrrre(tions. An/) this shoul/) be /)one shirrtless. Verry imporrtant in /)eterrmining forrm.
Imagine Trying To Sleep Though? Who Would Do Such A Thing.. Such Disturbance.
The Next Time He Comes Over I'm Gonna Let Him Tear That Stupid Shirt Off Of Me. #suggestive
*there Are Several Pictures Attached And Most Of Them Are So Unfocused That It's Impossible To See What's Going On Or Where He Is. Eventually A Mostly In Focus Photograph Taken In A Graffiti Laden Bathroom Could Be Spotted Within The Sea Of Photos. Larkso Is Leaning Back Against The Stall In Front Of A Smudged Mirror, Partially Covering Someone's Phone Number, And It's Immediately Clear That He's Missing His Shirt But His Jacket Is Hanging Off Of His Shoulders. Even Though His Pants Have Only Been Hurriedly Unbuttoned It's Clear By The Desperation On His Face What He's About To Get Up To. Unfortunately All Other Photos After That Are Equally As Unclear.* #nsfw
Ugh His Bulge Is So Big And He's A Whole Caste Higher Than Me I'm Conditioned To Do Whatever He Says Like A Loyal Barkbeast. I Should Let Him Use Me As A Bulge Sleeve Again. Picture Timeeeeee. #nsfw #explicit
Watching Two People Beat The Shit Out Of Each Other Has Awakened Something In Me, Unfortunately. #nsfw #violence
There's Lube And Gas All Over My Shoes. #botb #standardeventrelatedshoecasualty
My previous post was not made for the Amporas.
As a wise man once told me: “Noooo… Don’t be sad you’re so sexy haha.” I am sure you all could follow this advice as well.
H8 it when a man has nicer eyelashes than me. What the hell do you need those for, slut?
I'M PISSED AT HOW ALARMINGLY INTRIGuING YOuR PROPOSAL IS. FINE. I'LL SET ASIDE SOME TIME TO BRING MY CLAWED TALONS BACK TO TERRESTRIAL TERRA FIRMA. TO KNOCK YOuR BRAIN AROuND A FEW CONCuSSIVELY PLENTIFuL TIMES. AND BEAT IT INTO YOu. HOW GREAT THE ILLuSTROuS SPECIES OF CHERuBS ARE. BuT YOu ARE OBLIGATED TO HuMOR MY ANSWERS TO THEIR COMPLETION. AND RECORD THEM uNABRIDGED. NO MATTER HOW LOFTY. OR EYEBALL MELTINGLY INTENSE.
/)o you rreally rregrret that /)rrawing? I thought you /)isplaye/) a goo/) sense of humorr with it! O:C
#seLfie decided to just chiLL at hive tonight https://cdn.imgchest.com/fiLes/57d64efebb66.png
hi where can i learn more
Oh yeah, herre's a photo of my hatefrrien/) who fell asleep to the soporr slime (rritterr yesterrnight! He was so kno(ke/) out I was able to /)rraw on his fa(e! C:C https://64.me/)ia.tumblrr.(om/a794f/)666493e9b41654570a39ffb/)81/81b766(a1b/)33275-81/s1280x1920/16a7f9(13478/)/)11e4a348e3/)57b((3/)19aae3f8.png
???!!?!?!?!?!!!?!!!?!!!????!!!?!?!?!?!!
hes just Like you for reaL hoLd on pick a troLL to be the LittLe dude in your arms iLL draw it for you for free even.
Hey you know what time it is? It's #selfietime https://64.me/)ia.tumblrr.(om/e7af203f12681ea6(962f7aa/)05803(/)/tumblrr_ny54oo00sz1rrpwkg6o4_1280.jpg
Oh /)earr. That's... (errtainly an exaggerration
Mixing Cobalt And Indigo To Make A Secret Third Blue Caste Between The Two. #suggestive #targetedpost
you guys dont want to know my answers
The People Hate My Whimsy And Raw, Sexual Energy. #nsfw
He's not gonna know what to do with himself 8y the time he gets hive today. ::::) #vaguepost
You poooooooor thing. Got a touch of the FOMO, huh? :::;)
You think he'd like it if I 8it him a little? Or would he want to so the 8iting? #vaguepost
Every8ody that's h8 reacting my #vagueposts is just jealous I'm not talking a8out them. He knows who he is. ::::)
Soooooooo cute that he LIKES it when I #vaguepost a8out him. Guess I'm just gonna have to keep doing it, huh?
Rechitting this for posterity. So cute.
i see people saying their heights and i am totally like 236 centimetres also i am incredibly ripped and buff >X3
Ohhhhhhhh, so you're gonna like my REPLIES now? Gosh, I might start to think you like me or something! #vaguepost
He soooooooo wants me. #vaguepost
I'm gonna start taking it as an invit8ion, you know that, right? #vaguepost
Keep liking my vagueposts and something's gonna f8cking happen! #yesitsanother #vaguepost
Soooooooo glad I saved the 8lue one for second, this one tastes so much 8etter. #substances #ishouldcallhim
There Are Photos Of Me Tied Up In My Little Outfit That I've Been Ordered To Post By My Boss. However, I Think I Will Hold Onto Them For Personal Amusement Until I Get Bored Of Hoarding Them. #suggestive
jinx is right as always.
nobody is too old for pillow forts, fun movies, games, babbling and being utterly silly.
Not too l8 for you, y'know! We could totally have a sleepover. :::;D
Ohmy god I think I'm winning Chittr? I should get deunk and hornypost more often, what the fuuuuuuuuck. #substances #nsfw
Honeslty not even sure what the point of me playing Smapsh or Pass is when I'd smash way more than I'd pass. LOOOOOOOOL. #substances #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9360dcd4205f.png [[ Art by me! ]] #selfie
You just wanna hear me sayyyyyyyy it, don't you? Smaaaaaaaash. :::;)
Rude!!!!!!!! I am going to dangle you off of the roof for this, 8uster!!!!!!!!
button-up without the button-up; looking good dude;
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concept: "youre about my daughters age" (tags: #dashwatching, #rankworks, #nsfw, age difference, human title #dilf, human fetish, archive rating: M)
I Expect The Two Of Us To Talk Plenty Before And After Those " Certain Works Of Fiction " Are Made A Reality. My Attraction To You Isn't At All Exclusive To Your Body... Though I Can't Say That Isn't A Perk. I've Been Thinking On Your Last Photo For A While In Fact. I'll Send You The Coordinates To My Hive.
Oooooh, get it Galekh! You got this! Live life to the fullest! *(heerrlea/)ing outfit*
if all indigos had your humillity the worlld woulld be a better pllace. but i do think that person mightve been horndogging over you
No. I Think Your Assumptions Are Warranted And, More Than That, Correct.
You (oul/) always just trry to fish forr inforrmation frrom people they arre (lose to to see if it is about yourrself. Sometimes it worrks an/) you get (larrity. Gotta be suave about it though.
If You're Worried About Hurting Me When You're Choking Me, You Aren't Going To Do It Hard Enough. " Pussy Up " Loser. #nsfw
*a Photo Is Attached Showing Larkso Knealt Close To The Ground, Simple Black Boxer Briefs Tugged Down To His Thighs As His Bulge Writhes Against His Stomach And He Presses His Fingers Knuckle Deep Inside Of His Nook. What Little Of His Face Is Reflected In The Mirror Shows That He's Red And His Mouth Is Hanging Open In Pleasured Agony. His Thighs Look Like They're Trembling.* #nsfw
Awwwwwwww, thanks! I might 8e a tough cookie, 8ut I smile a lot more than the old one implied, so! Corrections HAD to 8e made, you understand!
I Would Never Lobby For A Troll In Such A High Position To Be Stripped Of Their Clothes Because I Have No Interest In Being Culled. Someone Of A Higher Caste Should Though, For The Good Of Our Collective Ganderbulbs. #nsfw
New 8oot goofin'!!!!!!!! My old icon made me look a little too dour. https://i.gyazo.com/6a1e46d048a3bac41f4abe7eefa36ac9.png
I Have A Home Gym, But I Choose To Work Out In Public Gyms To Be Near My Muscular Neighbors. #nsfw Ish
Awwwwwwww, thanks for the shout-out! I'm suuuuuuuuper looking forward to it!
Farewell, this 8itter tongue You spoke your lessons falling down, talking out And 8r8king silence Despite the harm you've done You swallowed your rejection well, amplified Sing your song alone, trace your footsteps home #lyricposting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ylXyvJC_I
gotta say? i forgot fighting could be fun. i also did not realize just how much my god tier is a equalizer against some people. like. i woulda been TOAST without it.
O-> My, Maybe It Is To+o+ Co+ld Yet.. Co+uld Go+ Fo+r A Cuddle.
// @ my body pls. Let me stay up. I wanna draw my milf. #nsfw ?
And if you're hurting I will replace the noise With silence instead Flushing out your head If you like it violent We can play rough and tum8le Fall into 8ed And I won't 8reathe so you can recover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEAD5rqIsyg #lyricposting #siiiiiiiigh<3
Oh, no. I don't Work out, but if you tell me Where you train, I'd be more than happy to obserVe. Maybe it'll entice me to lift With you.
You can have one any time you'd like! If you're eeeeeeeever interested in learning a little 8it of swordplay, I'm a da8 hand with a cutlass and I love to spar. :::;)
I Wouldn't mind your Verbosity if I could see that all day, truly.
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Everyone else LOG OFF RIGHT NOW I need to be ALONE ON THIS SITE.
I see an issue With this photo. It Would be better appreciated if it Were a more full-body image, preferably Without those pants.
I Have Nothing Productive To Say. I'm Sure You Can Imagine What I'd Like To Say Though.
he can't be that stupid
#Goodlight https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0627.png
⚡️ Gutterscar character profile! ⚡️ CW: #substances (he drinks, smokes, and injests just about anything). #violence (a trained hunter and assassin). #nsfw (former? sex worker, and has a pretty casual relationship with sex.) ⚡️ Alternian royalty, was raised in luxury. ⚡️ Went to military school, trained as an Orphaner and raised to Imperial Naval Captain. ⚡️ Got into some trouble with the regime… he doesn’t like to discuss the details. ⚡️ HIC put a price on his head and he set out into the multiverse to escape. ⚡️ Quickly burned through what little money he still had access to. ⚡️ No planet, no money, no shelter, no friends; he kept to the dark back alleys of any place he landed. ⚡️ Realized he could get most of what he needed in exchange for sexual favors, and took that up as his main occupation. This numbed his desire for labels/quads, but he still defaults to sex as a useful means to an end. ⚡️ Recently crash-landed in an Earth bubble and was given a proper place to stay; now he’s getting back on his feet. ⚡️Much humbled and mellowed, but with physical and mental scars from the Empire. Pathetically still carries a torch for his Empress, and is obsessed with Fuchsias. Has also become fascinated with humans, perhaps fetishistically so. ⚡️ TLDR: He’s genuinely trying to create a “normal” life for himself. But it’s going to take a lot of adjusting, and a lot of self-medicating.
Galekh. This is the best idea you’ve ever had. Youshould definitely post as many videos as possible. Because you probably have no idea what you’re doing or whatever and need the feedback of course.
Cool. Yeah, I could do easy on ya. I’m a bit outta practice, if I’m bein’ honest. But. Y’knowv. Seadwveller. Trained killer. You might wvanna havwe a safewvord.
Exaaaaaaaactly! You're gonna have to take the replies with a grain of salt, considering just a8out any asshole these days has an internet connection, 8ut I'm sure you're 8right enough to know when you're getting trolled. ::::)
ObViously people Would flock. They're rabid animals. If you say you're more dominant, you'd get much greater responses. #nsfW
You should totally take a video. For posterity's sake, you know? Crowd-source some advice and study your mistakes. ::::)
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the primall thrill of it is pretty big. you are unllikelly to get this specific experience the way i mean it, but when youre a llowbllood, having POWER, and the means to emplloy it, and being ablle to use it to rip and tear through an enemy? it can give you a sense of agency that some of us are llacking. we are all animalls inside. it can feell good to llet it take over.
Let's not beat around the bush here. People Want to see it. Do you knoW hoW utterly fucking raVenous these people are?
O-> That Might Be Remarkably Interesting, Actually, Sir.
there are definitelly peoplle who want to see that on this website llmao.
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You’re ovwer-thinking it. But I’d be dowvn.
a good fight doesnt gotta be "beneath you" or whatever. for the more... simplle fighters who favor brawn over technique, there is something to be admired by the constitution, dedication, and training to honing ones body, and for the more technically minded fighters mysellf, its not hard to argue that the raw skill required to wielld ones toolls can escallate to an artform. and if youre not allowed to... *enjoy* your art, whatre you even doin it for?
My Goal Is To Create Another Class On The Hemospectrum By Letting Multiple Trolls Bust In My Mouth At Once And Mixing Every Color Together. #nsfw
You know what. I’m calm. I’ve calmed down. None of it even matters. Aww. Two lusus pictures in one night. Isn’t she just adorable. *____ https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0608.jpeg
save the public displays of hatred for a place wwwwhere i'mmmm not considered part of the public
i'mmmm culling us both tommmmorrowwww everyone say bye tagora it's been a good run
you're in her dmmmms i'mmmm in her dreammmms and she's commmming over. wwwwe're different but for a lot of reasons beside that probably
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) Not on ͻhitter, but I have a few people like this. ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) I just make them spend money to interaͻt with me so at least I'm getting something from the pathetiͻ display ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
Yes, Aranea. I guess I forgot to properly make your acquaintance. I can only assume Galekh would 8e accepta8le to call you. I always enjoy helping out a fellow scholar, and I hope your insomnia improves soon.
...that would probably be a good idea, I think, also because if it isn't big enough to get properly comfortable in, you won't be able to relax properly... ...it's one of those amphibian-in-boiling-vessel situations in the way little issues stack up until you're staying up all day.
...um maybe try checking to make sure the slime is filtering properly? sometimes the recuperacoon can fail to clear the valves all the way, which causes a blockage in the internal cycling and thus worse sleep...
I did not think I would need to say this, but I will ease on the side of caution and make my stance clear. Please refill the Brita filter after using it.
These caVerns are going to be the actual death of me. Who decided that I haVe to be stuck With someone like Bronya and eVen less of a someone like Lynera.
bitches have mmmmixed reviewwwws on mmmmy slimmmme trail but the target audience is pleased so wwwwe keep slimmmmin'
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thats actually adorable
/et's see if this is working. This is officia//y my inaugura/ chittr post
[[I made my fantroll/mascot feel free to bother him: https://chittr.ing/profile/ardentCreature ]]
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So I’ve Been Trying To Come Up With A Good Psychology Pickup Line, But I’m A-freud I’m Drawing A Blank.
grl u z0 f1ne mallz ztarted putt1ng a wh0le new brand call1n 1t a h0tt0p1c
Are y♡u a magician? Because whenever I l♡♡k at y♡u, every♡ne else disappears <3 als♡ I like just w♡ke up :)
Is that a loaf you're holding? Claws you can bread me at anytime. #nsfw
pussy so juicy i crashed the websiet lolll #nsfw
Let me tell you, assem8ling one of each caste was an event that I don't think any of us were expecting to actually last, 8ut there were certain aspects at play that made our union of the hemospectrum very, very important. I do always appreciate it when a fellow scholar notices these patterns, and I do wish you the 8est of luck on uncovering new information while 8rowsing this we8site. Even through all of the irrelevant thirstposting. Should you have any specific inquiries regarding anything, please, don't hesitate to ask. ::::)
I have heard some *stories* from my own group of friends regarding the dramatic pitfalls of trying to fill all four of your quadrants when you're only a8le to interact with eleven other trolls. It has 8een such a relief for me in particular that they're all a8le to expand their social circles with Alternians and humans. They might even 8e a8le to retain their dwindling sanity inside their thinkpans more effectively that way. That's a little harsh of me, 8ut I also wouldn't say my own group of acquaintances are the 8est reference guide to ordinary 8eforans. We're a little 8it of a mixed 8ag of unusual characters. A "Passion Play" actually has a much more direct source of inspiration, 8eing in reference to the murder of an acclaimed religious leader. It is a8out *his* passion, specifically. I do think your interpretation would 8e a much more apt definition for a 8roader concept of human theater dedicated to ta8oo su8ject material.
concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you like this all the more pleasurable "i need you" a need to hate or a need for something else entirely you wonder if all those typos they make replying to your insults are due to the difficulty they have typing with one hand (tags: Reader/Anonymous, kismesis fling, #rankworks, chittrplay, hateplay, caste difference, undefined quad, inspired by anonymous requester, <3<, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #rankbait, archive rating: M)
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) ohoho just you wait buddy. The violenͻe kiͻks in and things beͻome really unhinged when the sun ͻomes out ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
[[ I'm glad ya'll like my older Bronya design!! She's in her Alternia's nun attire. :3c ]]
I managed to take a photo of myself! What do you think? #Selfie [[ Art by me! I used a reference for this. ]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/152ffb005328.png
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