♣ mediated by @darkTrolls

Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
fUCK IT 3FURRRYBODY 3LS3 WAS DOIN IT 3ARLI3R mew~ PAWSTING #BULG3 FURRR A LAT3 #APRRRILFOOLS DAY PRRRANK #NSFW https://i.imgur.com/NNjmMgH.png mew~ 💖✨
((You are my new favorite account on this site holy shit I'm standing and clapping after reading all that))
:33 < caught purrezi lacking at #purridanw33k https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/980b4bfa2050.jpg
My fellow Alternians and Chittr.ing users, it is time I retire for the night. My cherished constituents, even those who do not always agree with my stances: I bid you a good night. Trollsevelt, I hope you have the night you deserve.
// (OOC) Another day of trying to post the same goddamn nsfw image of ivy-rose bc it's the only one i have and i'm very proud of the drawing my friend did https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/NSFW%20art%20%3A)/ivy%20rose%20boobies.jpeg #nsfw (god please work this time)
c0uld def fall asleep wa7ching 7he 7r0ll 7wiligh7 series... jus7 migh7 f0r funsies 7his m0rning fr!!
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON, X READER, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT) 』 CHROHM X READER // YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // NSFW // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER ☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < #TheWholeGuild ... #FullParty ... #NotEnoughInventorySpace ... #NSFW ...annnnd... #YouAreOverencumbered!!! (;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <> It started with a light bit of noggin pettin'. Y/C was used to it by now. How couldn't ewe be? Ain't nothin' outta the ordinary fer YLISSE'S FAIR HALIDOM HEAD CHROHM t'get a bit handsy when workin' ya through yer problems...'specially after a battle. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Y/C wishes they could stop bein' difficult. But it just ain't that simple. The familiarity with which those fine finessin' fingers reached across the empty air...drawn back at th'last moment...it kills Y/C inside. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); <> "I wish you would just...tell us all what you're thinking," CHROHM began, "we swore to stand by eachother, remember? All of us. That's what being a part of the SHEPHURTS means. That's what we mean. You may be able to pick and choose your skirmishes on the field. Withhold your reasoning. But here? Where trust is supposed to be found, where TROLLS forge their bonds in the very peace we fight and bleed over? All answers must show themselves, or we die blind and alone." (;;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <3 CHROHM's fins drooped. Y/C caressed 'em in yer hand, thumbin' the corner 'o his mouth, largely outta obligation. Y/C can't explain why yer like this. The paranoia rises to a fever pitch as Y/C hears the approach 'o frondfalls. Enemy units, no doubt. A spear peels open yer tent flap...and a sympathetic hand eases on yer shoulder...then another at yer underbelly...before long...yer flanked on all sides!!! FEDRIK! LISSIA! Even SUHLLY... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> "Y/C has been feeling down, SHEPHURTS. Probably all that armor. Can you imagine trying to lug a world of problems around on your shoulder with that dead weight? I say...we see to it Y/C is changed into something a bit more comfortable...by hand." (P1/??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleSmut #TheWholeGuild #FullParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #NSFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FrondFiction #FE #FlayerEmblem #FEA #FE13 #CHROHM #ImpliedAU #CHROHMxREADER #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting
The one thing I miss about being in a relationship is the cuddles. Man those are just what I need rn. #yearning
AT LAST. MY KEIKAKU HAS COME TO FRUITION. AND MY KULL SCORE. HAS EXCEEDED MY KULT SCORE. FINALLY. ALL OF CHITTR. NO. ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. CAN SEE. THAT INSIDE MY FEEBLE. WEAK. DOE EYED. PLIANT. UNDYING. RUSTBLOODED. HOT SLUT BODY. THERE BOILS A LOATHSOMENESS. SO TOXIC. SO FOUL. THAT TO COME IN FLEETING CONTACT WITH IT. CURSES YOUR DESCENDANTS. WITH SUFFERING AND BLIGHT. FOR UNTOLD GENERATIONS. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN #HATEREACTSONLY #DONTFUCKMYHATENUMBERSUP
┌П┐┌П┐ don"t get twwo exciited noww,, you wweren"t the only one..
:33 < @twwiinaquariium i asked how he felt to be a walking otp, and then he went through and hated all of my posts. i guess that was purrhaps despurrved on my purrt.
no longer in the lab like tile #exiled #banished #expelled #gone #leaving #sad
I NEED TO CUDDLE MY MATESPRIT AND GET SO CLOSE THAT WE EVENTUALLY BECOME ONE BEING.
no longer in the lab like tile #trespassing #kickedout #bannedfromthepremises
X Ay yo has anyone seen or heard that one jane crocker who was folding? #substance x
shouldnt have let your guard down man
cuddling my boyfriend or whatever and he just fucking rolls over and bites the fuck out of my arm??? thanks man. see you in court smh. #nsfw ish

oh shiiiit

nevr hold back
the urge to keep #hornyposting but i'm holding myself back right now for everyone elses sanity #nsfw
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anyone have a violet corpse lying around that you want to get rid of? bonus points if it has ears? my collection is rather dull as of late i cant indulge in my #unnamed"basedesire" if im too bored all the time. the last solid decoration i managed to get was a cerulean with 4 eye holes in their skulll. i just wish to find something nicer something rarer. i have like 3 grams of coke is that enough for someone to either cut off their fins or to acquire fins in less legal ways #gore #trading #substances
:33 < someone just said i cant make this my entire purrsonality. s33thing right meow. https://youtu.be/2yjgwwdcgv8?si=yfvvy6kboqr0zzhg

Bedtime. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/4/73540ddda55d56a1e87beef2adc8e7ef8b9b41b8.png #Nsfw
(fuck a troll that only communicates in ds1 player messages is genius)
Very OOC but I tried to draw Teto plush but it just turned into this I had no idea today was teto day one of my friends wanted me to try and draw her (just wanted to share bc i feel very maternal towards it ahhbfjbh) (I kinda suck at drawing but I'm tryin to get better) https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/my%20art/my%20teto.png
and the #nsfw version lol https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/983937466790707212/1489102126134067210/sami_undies.png?ex=69cf31ed&is=69cde06d&hm=146eb60586f1fed4a13b711fc098c9a87fe8b03f414588093195c9f67518b372&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=562&height=644
I almost got my color correct first go but it's a little more salmony
“i feel… very pr07ec7ive 0f y0u” girl jump acr0ss 7he 7able righ7 n0w and kiss himmmmm!!!!! #nsfw ish
Troll GerarD: I woulD: D:IE for you #eriD:anweek
:33 < someone once said that i had a blank stare like my head had two purraincells bouncing around that only sometimes hit each other. sometimes i think that was purrhaps a little mean!! pawther times... i run head furst into walls cause i thought i saw a bug on them.
I I’m v very sorry for t today do I n need an a apology v vidwo
SORRY CHOOMFS 1V3 B33N SNOOZ1NG 4LLLLL D4Y LONG
omg gerard weighh signed my tits at #eridanweek im gonna die #nsfw #death
SHOUTOUT TO THE CHITT THAT WAS ON MY TIMELINE THAT SAID IT WAS SENT -2 SECONDS AGO.
:33 < i think i just tripped ofurr this one girl talking to purrself on the floor, when i left the concert- someone put a reflective blanket ofurr her and i didnt s33 her. so uh. sorry whoefurr that was! #eridanw33k
so heres the beauty part of this site, we have these things called display names text color too confusing? peep the display name, peep the pfp, and if youre still lost you better start asking around for a map and compass
You kinda just vibe and hope for the best. I feel bad for all of you with a dozen variants.
THERE ARE SO MANY HERE. WITH SIMILAR COLORS TO ME. INCLuDING THE LOuD AND SOMEWHAT FRIGHTENING TROLL GIRL. WHO SPEAKS *DISTRESSINGLY* SIMILAR TO ME. IT IS CONFuSING. HOW IS ANYONE SuPPOSED TO TELL WHO IS WHO HALF THE TIME?
⚡the 'nightz zince a cuztomer zaid zome annoying zhit to me' counter remainz at zero =:\⚡
frequently think i absolutely should not be the one taking care of my kid cause of #everything but everyone always wants to argue with me about it
sorry to my unknown lover sorry i cant believe anyone truly starts to fall in love with me #lyricposting
((sorry for the lyric flub i really was shoveling food into my mouth oops))
7he 7r0ll 7wiligh7 series is s0 7rash bu7 i7s my 7rash s0 i7s fine lul

thr level of high where i just feel warm and fuzzy and content and evrything is perfext #substance
Gesture required ahead. In short, try hole.
♰ she powders her face to funeral white, blackened mouth set hard for night. spider-veins bloom beneath her ganders, a patient map of soft despise. sharpened fangs bite her lower lip, blood kept clean with a steady grip. she breathes out smoke and rotten clove, he kneels inside the ash of love. he yearns to serve her, stripped and still, tend the bones she wears by will. her voice unthreads his careful will, each word a wound he begs to fill. he begs to light her cigarette, he bleeds where her fingers rest. takes him to where angels rot, between the graves the church forgot. he frightens her, he begs for more, his pusher a bruise she presses sore. he thinks of her a hundred times, boiled down to broth, to salt, to brine. drink him thin. reduce him whole. let him steep inside her soul. love him living. love him dead. plant him where her shadows fed. bury him close. no cross. no sound. let his ribs learn burried in ground. to dance with her was final breath, a perfect ache. a kissed-off death. #poetry ♰
#fentycrocker :/

No questions will be taken. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20e301e4317f.png
i should learn how to play elton john and piano in the opposite order because i have this house coat and i wear these heart shapped glasses a lot and it makes me look like i should be sitting at a pinao playing elton john like some low budget drag preformance lmao
X #Nowplaying - Careless Whisper - Troll George Micheal x
Cross the gaps between the worlds, and engage in jolly co-operation!
Try bonfire.
my chitts are mediated everywhere i go and i’m very confused and concerned who is this mysterious mediator why do i need mediating
Visions of treasure...
X Where are those 4? I wanna form an alliance with them. x
am i cooked for wanting a version of myself to bend me over right now #nsfw #drunkposting #selfcest #selflove #masturbation if so, forget i posted this and pretend i'm still cool asf thank you
I :Can finally D:ie now that I'm seeing Troll M:CR live!! #eriD:anweek
pokemon update i have a meowth named after my cat and they look as smart as each other but i dont think he likes perrserker very much

Justified In the dark With no worthy eyes Shed a light On your slave Reveal them now Reveal them to us all #Lyrics
evwerytime i open this app up to make a post i feel like im on a stage and the same four hecklers are in the crovwd, tomatoes already loaded up in their bags so they can toss them belligerently. do i really deservwe this cruel treatment? for vwhat? being sexy AND funny?
my ambition burn so hot, its like im bleeding lava / haters be pleading me to stop but i dont even bother / though my approach is seeming awkward, i could see it proper #lyricsposting
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! An attend33 at #erdianw33k has approached us purrivately to confess to something absomewtely DEVIOUS! "Yeah so Jane Crocker just came up to me in the crowd and I was giving out some edibles to my friends and I totally just fed her a sugar cube laced with fent myself like a horse lmao." IS @gutsyGumshoe HIGH AT HER OWN EVENT?! #substances https://i.imgur.com/JYhXZ6Y.png
so can we wander for a spell and live in parallel i want it to be true, to be like you my heart sings a chorus out of tune #lyricposting
Chest ahead, therefore praise the message.
IS THAT THAT FUCKING DeKU COSPLAYeR THAT LOOKS LIKe A WHO FROM THe GRINCH
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https://i.postimg.cc/bvQkVv8k/obama-spite.png
X Shout out to trollbama, he’s just chill like that x
@barackobama is it homophobic to ask your bro to stop filming porn in the living room at 4 in the fucking morning
Jane blocked me from chittr....Like what am i suppose to do with this info? Did you want me to scream and Shit my Pants because you blocked me???
X FUCK I LOVE THAT GOOD SHIT #substance x

i never did end Up taking that photo, sorry loves. suffice to say, jane doUsed me in a very, very potent plaster, painting me in the alabaster of hUman bone! roxy, meanwhile, has been tricked into the shadow dimension for the evening. i was meeting with some people from pUblic works aboUt my latest mUral, and sUffice to say they had qUestions. i mUst stress: *april fool's is not a recognized holiday on #earthc.*
ATE TOO MUCH FUCKING BURGER BUT THIS SHIT TASTES SO GOOD WHEN YOU'RE BROKE
Could this be a horse?
three in the mouth, one in each nostril
Every day I realize I need more lawyers on my staff.
because trans day of visibility is over that means you can go back to doing crime and not get caught
((Used for the art: https://www.dolldivine.com/dress-up-and-decorate
I love my new jammies! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/983937466790707212/1489088313481629888/Untitled.png?ex=69cf250f&is=69cdd38f&hm=485f3de11e07167c1445a5fe67842771f3b708d892b7a4f2ae3dbe68f05df297&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=562&height=644
thank you all for encouraging me to buy and consume #drugs you are all horrible people but i did indeed buy it tho but still thanks for the advice for keeping me awake i am now about to go use #substances

Finally among the crowd at #eridanweek. I must admit to being charmed by the high spirits of the attendees. In fact, someone from the VIP section just fed me a sugar cube! How whimsical is that!
× Sigh.. I WVant To Get My Arm Broken In A WVeird WVay That Is Apparently 'concerning' And 'disturbing' And WVhat Is WVrong WVith You WVhile Also Spoken Lovvingly To. This May Be Me Trying To Do The Task I WVas Givven Hours, WVhy? I Don't Knowv VVital WVeaknesses Besides Maybe Masochistic And Sadistic Ones. #vviolence #gore ×
Everyone slow the FUCK down i can only keep up with so much!!
Weak foe ahead.
anyone quite got any requests for pics? tips sure are appreciated but ehh ill do shit fer free #nsfw
Everything I do is bittersweet You could tell me secrets that I'll probably repeat I'm not trying to hurt you, I just love to speak It feels like we're pulling teeth, so bittersweet #lyricposting
this feels like some shit rose would post about me https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1397047214320259196/1489087859444154528/8ba73ae9ec3b19de425de9ad1298a5e7.png?ex=69cf24a3&is=69cdd323&hm=d4039aae95eb8cc1e93db56aa9fdcc4807acb8aefc8cade3c982612435ac941c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
>Why do th3y always g3t th3 nam3s wrong on th3 cups at shops, was this turn3d into a l3gal r3quir3m3nt?
nøthing like a warᛗ crøbert øn ᛗe tø brighten ᛗy day …. iᛗ saying this because i can’t ᛗøve withøut disturbing hiᛗ𓅟
[|||] #nowplaying magnet - anamanaguchi #lyrics "you're a magnet to me, you bring me closer and closer til i can't breathe you're a magnet to me, you bring me closer and closer til i can't breathe and i don't need air when i'm with you you don't need air when you're with me i don't need air when i'm with you you don't need air when you're with me" https://anamanaguchi.bandcamp.com/track/magnet
4 follow up from my l4st post. Th4nk you 1nt3rn St4c33. 1 4m l34v1ng 34rly. https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/d0d58d8d2c70.png
yeah so anywways i got relegated to fuckin chopped livver status at the festivval today at #eridanwweek wwont stop me from sellin these soldogs at a discount rate get em wwhile theyre cold
dog what the actual fuck is all this shitting on spiderman you shouldnt be asking if he counts as a real hero you should be wondering how the fuck he doesnt go splat every time he comes to a stop with that fucking closed circulatory system give that guy an exoskeleton
[Upload of a group wit)( t)(e )(eiress. --Eridan wit)( )(is arm around )(er, Nemean on t)(e opposite side of )(er, --Eridan's )(and on Roxy squeezed in close to )(er and )(im wit)( C)(er looking stunning in t)(e background and Coolscar posing.] I'm ac)(selly )(aving FUN! Making new friends, )(aving a good time and GLUBBING IT!!!! 38D #eridanweek @caligulasAquarium#9845 @arsenicCatnip#5895 @tipsynekoGnostalgic @imC)(er @affableCantor
🎶 #nowplaying — Battle On! httpZ://youtu.be/Z26RB1O-7y0?Zi=iOnZm8P7oNnNx-QP
i dont wanna be saved so save it for your boyfriend #lyricsposting
You're the cream in my coffee You're the salt in my stew You'll always be my necessity I'd be lost without you #lyricposting
Now That I'm Not At Work ( And Will Not Be For The Foreseeable Future ) I Am Allowed To Freely Post As Much Nook As I'd Like. Somehow It's Less Appealing When It's Something I'm Allowed To Do. #nsfw
can you please tag posts like these with nsfw please? thank you #nsfw
im bored. can you guys start fighting vwith each other or posting nudes?
:33 < *ac takes a drag furrom his blunt* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8c3c0c01163.png #substance #selfie
oh chittr... how i wanted tew chit 2day, but da horrors.
Just double-checked. The J.M. Smucker Company (and by extension, Magic Shell®) is not, in fact, a subsidiary of CrockerCorp. Thank god.
i went to day 1 but this alone makes me wanna come back
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh See you at #eridanweek Alternia .... 😈🔪 https://i.imgur.com/aq2sPw3.png
I see we are #lyricposting, and I am delighted to join in. This is a personal favorite of mine. And the rocket's red glare, the bomb bursting in air. Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
i'll be real i had to ask wvhy people on alternia didn't like purplebloods. a lot of politics came up and obvwiously like just the culling system on alternian. and i really realize howv different beforus is. a lot of purples are mute or swvorn to silence, the first time i heard one talk wvas like last half-swveep. it's a pretty interesting perspectivwe wvise. ((clarifying ooc he is not nor am I invwiting like purpleblood hate/ or any generalized group hate of any bloodcolor here, it makes me uncomfortable! he's just yapping))
I am but a ĦUMBLE, ĦȬNȬŖABLE SAMUŖAI dȭing my best tȭ sħaŗe tħe many tips, tŗicks, and tales I ħave leaŗned/expeŗienced tħŗȭugħȭut my multitude ȭf tŗavels!
SAMUŖAI TIP #2!: A pȭȭŗly-ŗead Samuŗai is nȭ Samuŗai at all! Be suŗe tȭ keep yȭuŗ mind as sħaŗp as yȭuŗ blade/stuŗdy as yȭuŗ kanabō! A TAKAŖI SPECIAL SUPEŖ SECŖET TIP, I peŗsȭnally find manga and wŗiting-fȭcused websites tȭ be bȭuntiful sȭuŗces ȭf stȭŗies! Wħat else fȭŗ a Samuŗai tȭ ŗead but tħŗilling stȭŗies ȭf battles and ħȭnȭŗbȭund blȭȭd-bŗȭtħeŗs!
Slow down, you crazy child And take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while It's all right, you can afford to lose a day or two, ooh When will you realize Vienna waits for you? #lyricposting
why waZ thiZ picture taKen in the iron bellowZac dimenZion
Askendenky is svkh a great albvm

Banger. This might have been the first Trivium song I ever listened to.
Kxxl ass sxng https://xpen.spxtify.kxm/trakk/0VXaslpxA81nx74N7V56V9?si=a1b1ee8057f5474e
THE SYSTEM OF SETTING uP LINKS TO IMAGES SPECIFICALLY. ON THIS SITE. IS FuCKING IRRITATING. HOW AM I GOING TO SET uP GAMES. IF I HAVE TO DO THE LINK THING. EVERY TIME.
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I HAVE GOT TO GET MY BULGE SUCKED. #NSFW
https://cdn.iᛗgchest.cøᛗ/files/374c46af912a.jpeg løøk at ᛗy preciøus bøy live, laugh, løve crøbert (threat) #pets #cat #øc𓅟
i’ll bring the blow if you’ll let me blow lmfao #nsfw #substances
Will this enkxvrage the kxming xf the revxlvtixn? #nsfw
if i die they're senndinng mme to the ironn bellowsac for mmy trannsgressionns againnst nnature
Mist, or beast?
i fucking hate my mom! i hate my mom! i hate my mom! i hate my mom! #lyrics #angst #ifuckinghatemymom
⛧ I aam one inconvenience aawaay from becoming aan inconvenience. ⛧

✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/0b287fef4053.png ✿ ✿ las𖧧 #m❦ck𖥧mage f❦r #m❦ck𖥧ngseve / #apr𖥧lf❦❦ls. all ❦f 𖧧hem are 𖧧agged acc❦rd𖥧ngly, f❦r #nsfw ✿ ✿ y❦u kn❦w, 'n❦𖧧 safe f❦r w❦❦d'? hm hm hm ✿
ea7ing jalapen0 chips and h0nes7ly??? n07 as bad as i 7h0ugh7 7hey were g0nna be! migh7 be my new fav... cx
I apologize in advanced for my sons actions....Please understand he's normally a Good boy, he just makes Bad boy Choices....






































































