♦ pitied by @magnanimousKismet
𖦹 Dat motherfucker got jacuzi attributes. 𖦹
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < Ain't seen nothing yet, boy.
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < always good to see a rustshit working. #does-the-heart-good
- I hate al=l optimistic mfs except one. And he a lil bit in it to=o. Positive as=s. -
- That calzone gon=na do it for me every time. -
- Damn you saw that huh. I thought you'd be out doing hero shit. -
| Have No Need To Post Elaborate Scent Charts. Ptolmy Kanast, Hydra Tamer, Only Smells L|ke One Th|ng. V|ctory.
Assass|ns Are A Weak And Cowardly Lot. Just Ent|tl|ng Yourself As One |s Adm|ss|on Of |nfer|or|ty And Makes You Not Unl|ke The Ch|ld |n Wonderland, Stuck |n The Everlast|ng Rabb|t Hole Of "pragmat|c" Murder.
Shuffle Board |s The Perfect Avenue Of Battle To Show Those Br|ttle Boned Rel|cs That The|r "exper|ence" |s No Match For The Prec|s|on And Dexter|ty Of A Master's Touch. These Caramels W|ll Be A F|tt|ng Trophy Of My V|ctory.
|ts Father's Day. Aka Male Lusus Apprec|at|on Day. So | Bel|eve |t Benef|c|al To Cover My Own Relat|onsh|p W|th My Lusus Hydradad. As Those Can See From My Header, They Are Qu|te The Large |nd|v|dual, So We Had Many D|ff|cult|es Grow|ng Up Due To Anatom|cal |ncompat|b|l|t|es. We Also Had Someth|ng Of A D|fference Of Ph|losophy |n My Youth, But As | Grow, Older, W|ser And More Powerful, | Understand That Ruthlessness |s The Only Path A Duel|st Requ|res. so My Thanks Goes Out To H|m, Everyday | W|ll F|ght To Re-establ|sh My Super|or|ty And L|ve Up To The Fa|th They Have |n My Ab|l|t|es.
A Word Of Adv|ce From An Exper|enced Duel|st Who Has Faced Many A Would Be R|val Of All Sorts Of Capab|l|t|es- Always Have An Answer To Someone Be|ng Faster Than You. |t Doesn't Matter |f You Have Mastered The Flashstep, Have Mutant Strength That Allows You To Hulk Leap Across Mounta|n Ranges, Or Have Powerful Ps|on|cs That Allow You To Fly At Speeds Comparable To Sh|ps. all The Th|ngs That Make You Strong Are Th|ngs That Can Be Repl|cated. Someone |s Always Go|ng To Be A Tad Younger, More Tra|ned Or S|mply Just More Rested That Day. So Take The T|me |n Your Tra|n|ng To Make Sure That Someone Can't Just Bl|tz You And Snap Your Measly Neck L|ke A Raw Strand Of Spaghett|. Make Th|ngs |nterest|ng For Me.
| Am Undefeated |n The Arena Of Jenga. L|ke The Tower Of Babel, My Opponents Bu|ld The|r Way To The Heavens, Only For The|r P|t|ful Asp|rat|ons To Crumble |n The Face Of My D|v|ne Prowess At Stack|ng Small Wooden Blocks. There's No D|shonor |n Be|ng Defeated L|ke Th|s However, All Eventually Fall |n The Presence Of A Master Duel|st.
- But yes, I do have many things that may help. -
- The smile is because I know why you're sore. :) -
- If you ne=ed something you can just ask me. :)) -
- I meant that shit. But I'l=l take the company. -
- Yal=l havin a nice time with your mates and rails? Hope you die. -
- Can't even eat a hot pocket without my thoughts wanderin can't have shit. -
[|87 :: What happened now? Do you need more treatment?
... Like mentally, or?
sooo my boss at work said im not fired but im not workin until i see a doctor bc somthin is severly wrong w me his words not mine
Hit a goblin 8 times in a row today. It died after 2, but it's the principle of the thing.
Good, Do Not D|sappo|nt Me Aga|n Par|sa.
Do Not Tell Me You Somehow Lost Aga|n.
- Fucked the hel=l out=ta that heroic mf -
- I mean you postin about fuckin so I as=sumed you was interested. -
- I mean I to=ok your first kis=s you want me to just go al=l the way? -
eeeeh it’s relatively n/)rmal. unless i like have a negative thing t/) say (which is usually)
siiiiiiigh that kind of boredom where i get all antsy is kicking in
The Power Of Fr|endsh|p. What A Revolt|ngly Effect|ve Ab|l|ty. Of Course |t Works, Hav|ng A Numer|cal Advantage |s One Of The Bas|c Tenets Of Warfare, But | Am Obv|ously Not Speak|ng Of That. | Refer To The |dea Of "f|ght|ng For Your Fr|ends". Just Th|nk|ng Of Someone, Somehow G|v|ng You Strength |s R|d|culous And |nsult|ng To The Sport Of Confl|ct. A True Duel|st Should Be Able To Garner Dr|ve |n All C|rcumstances. You Shouldn't Requ|re Your Fr|end To Have The Cold Steel Of A P|stol To The|r Forehead For You To Start Car|ng About W|nn|ng. Where |s Your Mot|vat|on?
Somehow The Sweet Taste Of V|ctory |s Just A Tad More Sour After Hav|ng You Comment.
ִ ࣪𖤐 If yOu are upset witH me frieNdly remiNder tHat 1. yOu're wrONg aNd 2. tHis is wHO yOu're upset witH. RecONsider. CO×̷̷͜×̷ect yOurself. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
Know That When | Follow You, |t |s Not Because | Want To Hear More From You. |t |s So Kanasts Corp Resources Have An Eas|er T|me Track|ng Your |p Address So | W|ll Know The Exact |nstant | Am Matched Aga|nst You |n A Game And Am F|nally Allowed To Sm|te You.
Every N|ght You Draw Breath After Speak|ng Such Comments To Me |s A G|ft, Not A G|ven. A Less Pat|ent Man Would Ensure You Were F|leted, Fr|ed And Served W|th A S|de Of Lent|ls.
/the shit pto𝐋my kanast is cooking fr https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝐋es/997d29ea8b81.jpg
When | S|t Down At The Poker Table |ts L|ke Watch|ng R|bb|tbeasts Slowly Bo|l|ng |n The Pot. Every Card Dealt |s The Temperature Ra|s|ng And S|mmer|ng The Fools |nto A Perfect Soup. And | Assure You, Ptolmy Kanast Knows How To Cook.
They're Just Enterta|ners For Grubs On Beforus. Supposedly. Ptolmy Kanast |s No Fool, So | Know Theres Obv|ously Some Other Agenda There Then Creat|ng Street Art. | Just Don't Personally Care To |nvest|gate.
Defeat|ng M|mes |n Duels |s Often An Empty Act|on |n My Exper|ence. You Never Never Know What They're Feel|ng Even Up To The Moment Of The|r |mm|nent Doom. Honor Or D|srespectful, Dr|ven Or Apathet|c. Noth|ng But Tr|cks. The Comm|tment |s Commendable | Suppose, But |f |t Weren't For My Pol|cy To Accept All Ser|ous Challenges, | Would Avo|d Them.
[THE ULTIMATE MONOPOLY MA$TER MAKE$ HI$ APPEARAN#E FOR THE NIGHT! I KNOW I KNOW I'M GREAT AT THI$ GAME!]
I Could Go To Him Right Now But I Won't. One Because It Probably Isn't Very Healthy Behavior To Go To Him Whenever I Feel Like It, And Two Because I Am Watching Obsession And Scorpulous Is Letting Me Curl Up In His Claw.
- Boy f- Nvm. For now. I think if you me=et me you'd like me. -
- Okay I take back sayin I don't like you. Hap=py? -
- Damn profiling? Not so go=od after al=l... -
- Nosey? I'm not used to being stalked. Go easy on me. -
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࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my GODDDD. FOUR THE LASSSST TIIIIME!!!! I AM *NOT* A CHUCKLE CHASER!!!! }*ᯅ*{ }*ᯅ*{ }*ᯅ*{ }*ᯅ*{ #anonhate #grumblrina #SOOOOnotcool #LIKEOKAYSTOPIT }˚₊⊹ ࣪
- You're smarter than a lot of trol=ls. Smart and handsome. You could be somewhat of a threat. -
- Makin me tired. Just wait til I find you. -
- Se=e I believed you at first (I didn't). Now I don't. -
🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺. 🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺. 🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺.
im burnin this motherglubber to da ground efin if it takes me wit it IM SO DON-E #violence #cw-self-harm #gore
- Right... right - Are you wearing a fucking thong -
- This noble go=odie shit and then you out here whorin it up with your waist out. -
- Fuck you mean you lo=ok this go=od yet act like this BRUH=H=H=H -
goregle showw me the nearest fivve cull hotel in my area
fuck my life man
ִ ࣪𖤐 I Have speNt tHe be×̷̷͜×̷er part Of tHe last cOuple HOurs witH a HO×̷̷͜×̷Orte×̷̷͜×̷Or up my cHute abOut my practices. ENligHteNiNg! But alsO it wOuld s×̷̷͜×̷m it Has a pOiNt, as I bOtcHed my ritual. THey caN be sO aNal! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
my eg/) says i’d survive the backr/)/)ms. yeaaaaah i can take eldritch and psych/)l/)gical h/)rr/)r head /)n.
I l⚣ve thesse gamzees man, the ⚣ne wh⚣'s always liking and pityign my chitts ur a real ⚣ne and the ⚣therw⚣ne is freaky in a c⚣⚣ly a⚣i way and I fuckw ith that #substance
then d/)n’t. just stay safe. kay?
yeaaaaah n/)t saying that y/)u d/)n’t but i’m just saying there’s significantly m/)re bad here than g/)/)d
y/)u can’t be thaaat h/)peful br/) y/)u g/)tta be a little skeptical
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh give y/)u a biiiiiiit m/)re time
y/)u d/)n’t wanna be here
m/)re like a pers/)nal warning ab/)ut the future
aband/)n h/)pe all ye wh/) enter
I meant quick wit not quick with sorry
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X Sleeby x
Hold my calls. Jake is talking to me. Holy shit.
THE jake english?
looks like no punch designix for tonight
Wh★t the fuck is this world? Wh★t h★ve they DONE to us? WH★T DID THEY DO TO US?!
=oXO since i,m here though, it,s i love my friends and bievey hours¡¡¡¡¡ =:) i hope you,re all having a really nice time¡¡ =oXO
To Be A Champ|on Duel|st Does Not Mean That You Never Lose. Just By The Laws Of Luck, Defeat |s Always An Opt|on. What Def|nes A Champ|on |s How They Create The Most Opportun|t|es To Succeed. that |s Why After My Prev|ous Defeat, | Have Devoted Several Hours To Tra|n|ng My Luck At The Slots. Hon|ng My Ab|l|ty To Make Fate Bend The Knee And G|ve Me My Most Des|red Outcome. Sar|el, You Pr|ckly Ha|red Sl|me, | W|ll Defeat You.
F|rst, | Partake |n All Games Where Tr|umph Can Be Found. |f You Have Fa|led To See Me, You S|mply Haven't Cl|mbed H|gh Enough |n Ranked You Penn|less Cockalorum. secondly, Anyone That |s "scared" |s |ll F|t To Face Me, So Let Them Run Off.
The Only Th|ng | Need |s Vengeance And V|ctory. Pray You Never Face Ptolmy Kanast |n A Match, For |t Would All To L|kely Be The Last Of Your Pathet|c L|fe, Espec|ally After Dar|ng To Speak To The Champ|on L|ke That.
The Troll That Massacred My Clan |s St|ll Out There, Wander|ng The Streets A Free Man. | Have No |dea How They Have Evaded Kanasta Corp Resources For So Long. but | W|ll F|nd Them, | W|ll Duel Them, And Then They W|ll D|e By My Hand. Or The Flam|ng Breath Of A Dragon | Summon W|th|n The Conf|nes Of Our Duel.
You Should Expect Noth|ng Less From Your Employer (|n Sp|r|t).
Duel|ng.
ִ ࣪𖤐 My my tHe lOwbl×̷̷͜×̷ds are quite HaugHty tONigHt! SO lOud aNd wrONg, fOr wHat? Remember my mirtHful brOtHers aNd sisters: O×̷̷͜×̷Ose sOuNds liKe dispOse fOr a reasON! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
How Dare You Lose To Someone Else Before Our Rematch. You Degrade The Game And My Name Sar|el. |f Anyone Should Be The Bar Of Strength To Be Met, |t |s |, Ptolmy Kanast, Future K|ng Of Games.
havve a feelin in my abdominal sausages that somethin horrible is about to happen to me
:33< *the mighty huntress does a back flip into a dumpstpurr*
I hate to say this I really do But I think Lord English wants to get into Caspers pants #suggestive
𓂃ֶָ֢ HAHSAHAGHSJADHSJFKDKFLALACKALCKAKCKKALXSKKC
𓂃ֶָ֢ IM WEATING CHOCOLATWE POPCORN I HOPWE I DONT CHOKWE.ᐟ
I cannot deny that I am heavwvily intoxicated at this time. #substance
One night I hope that she wvill acknowvledge my accomplishments. Evwverything I do is for her approvwval. One day she might see me for wvhat I am, one day wve might stand as equals. Or closer. #vwvagueposting #yearning
dunno where tf my pink shorts went so the black swimsuit it is
D --> Date night with my Maeflower at the botanical gardens if you cannot reach me that is why
Cërülëäns ärë thë göld blööds öf thë hïgh blööds. #më
:33< all alone on a furiday night? :33< gog mewre pawthetic!
ִ ࣪𖤐 I Hear yOu si×̷̷͜×̷y fe×̷̷͜×̷Ows liKe memes. Here's ONe Of miNe! ๋࣭ ⭑
ִ ࣪𖤐 I agr×̷̷͜×̷! ONe must dO everytHiNg iN tHeir OwN pOwer tO acHieve tHeir gOals. LOse sOme frieNds, cu×̷̷͜×̷ a few HuNdred! WHat's a li×̷̷͜×̷le me×̷̷͜×̷ iN tHe KitcHeN wHeN tHe meal wi×̷̷͜×̷ be sublime~? (๑'ᵕ'๑)⸝* ๋࣭ ⭑
gOt a lOt mOrE FuCkInG DrIlL FaNs hErE ThAn i tHoUgHt (O:
~Wait I missed tenta talk whta the fuck~
ok i have a question my frend said dey were gonna go find parts i need 2 repair smf'in fer some1 and he BROUGHT ME THR WRONG PARTS THREE TIMES!!!!!!! CONSECUTIVELY !!!!!!!!!! is dis grounds 2 cull him let me know ur thoguhts
["I'M $ORRY RIT#HY BUT YOUR #ONDITION DOE$N'T $EEM TO BE IMPROVING A$ EXPE#TED" 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 LIKE I #ARE!!!!! #HGGUJVJGB #DIRE#TPO$TING]
i was going to continue on to overthinking thing #2 but i got distracted by people rapping i think
Someone once f★nt★sized ★bout me h★ving tent★cles. I still don't get th★t. #nsfw
>+. I SHOULD!!! KISS SOME DUDES .+<
- I'm gon=na just lay in my hive for the next few nights. -
- I think I'd rather be on probation atp -
nOtHiNg wRoNg wItH A LiL LiKe sTaLkInG )o: We'vE AlL StAlKeD BeFoRe.
hey. hey now.
:ΣΣ im learning so much on this site! first the meaning of "DM" and noww I fixed my profile picture to wwork properly wwhat bliss!!
.goin to cupE .shut uP .byE
SOOO TH3R3S TH1S C3RT41N SOM3ON3.. 4ND 1 W4NT H1M D34D BY OWN H4NDS #V1OL3NC3
H1111 70 5hy D1rk 5p3c14lly, 7h4nk y0u f0r 7h3 5upp0r7 0n my p057 l0l.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
Ok★y cullings ★re off I'm pl★ying bl★zblue inste★d
- MY AS=S IS PRISTINE I'L=L HAVE YOU KNOW GET THE FUCK OF=F MY CHIT=T. -
- Makin me mad. What is he so hap=py and positive for. -
.I WONt
- If you stay ready you don't got=ta get ready. -
.fuck ofF
.i will kick your asS
.not a goaL .thats thinking too harD
.no goalS .only fuck around and find ouT
if my reaction doesnt make any sense for the post its cause im not reading all that
im getting soft #nsfvw
After Learn|ng More About The Most Excellent Game Of Slaughter Sphere, | Am Cont|nually D|sappo|nted By The Dw|ndl|ng Appeal Of The Beforan Counterpart To The Sport. sure, |ts A Game, So | Would Always Respect Be|ng Challenged To Play|ng |t, But H|tt|ng The Spheres So Hard That They Bounce Back And Explode The Oppos|ng Players |s Cons|dered A Tragedy That Halts A Game, Rather Than An Event That Causes The Crowd To Roar |n Apprec|at|on. |ts Embarrass|ng Frankly After Hear|ng About The Super|or Vers|on.
| See The Battlef|eld |s R|fe And Ready For Confl|ct, And Ptolmy Kanast |s Not One To |gnore The Trumpets Of Battle. Come And Face Me, And See What |t |s L|ke To Duel A Champ|on. https://papergames.|o/en/r/_2xqjbgyn/720
𖦹 I'm gonna have a great night. :^) I hope you do too. 𖦹
𖦹 D'aw.... gorsh 𖦹
Defeat|ng Me |s One Th|ng, But Ask|ng |f Your Opponent |s Okay |s A Luxury Exclus|ve To The Truly Super|or. | Am Not Beneath You Sar|el Par|sa. Th|s |s Merely A Prelude To Your |nev|table Defeat By The Hands Of The Future K|ng Of Games.