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⋆˙⟡ your profile picture is so cute!!! .✦ ݁˖
⋆˙⟡ hello chittr! Nice to Meet you all .✦ ݁˖
>>| but .i hate .it. .and .i still have to wear .it .on the job .anyway.
>>| .i forgot .about stupid maid .outfit promise .i made. .oh no. why.
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Right on, lil buddy! ᕙ( ᗒᗣᗕ )ᕗ
^⩊^
like nya
:3c
:33< always plogorgius
doesn't need to be 6roundbreakin6! ya just need to be happy 'n' proud of yerself, friend!
One (⒈) night I will introduce you all to my evil twin, Gender.
:33< thank mew plogorgius
:33< fangtastic mews i purrvived
:33< yipp33!
:33< i would love a ch33k kiss!!!
:33< mew can trust meow impurrlicitly espawccially with mewre wallet and bank details :DD
:33< oh plogorgius i could nefur betray mew!
:33< nefur in a billion sw33ps plogorgius!
:33< thanks im just laying on my furloor meowing loudly while i wait to be okay enough to get up and start my day
:33< hell yeah im purrlanning on doing some of that today myself aftpurr i lay here and propurrly wake up
:33< okay im awake nyow whats up
SCARY....
1T'S P34NUT BUTT3R J3LLY T1M3!
:33< this is why i furk with mew plogorgius!
:33< im cute!!!
xx_ITS_KINDA_CRAYZEE_DAT_CHCHOW_WUZ_INTENDING_ON_HAVING_A_CHILL_DAY_BUT_DEN_SHE_ROLLED_AROUND_IN_DA_MUD,_JOINED_#TEAMSKULL,_AND_DEN_COMMITTED_DESTRUCTION_OF_PROPERTY_ON_HER_NEIGHBOR_and_now_she_doesnt_even_wanna_taek_it_easy_LAWLLLLL_she_wantz_2_be_social_xx
xx_when_u_fink_abt_it..._chchow_is_kinda_nice_xx
xx_OH_NOEEEEZZZZ_I_HALP_U_BLOW_YUR_NOSE_xx
:33< whats wrong plogorgius?
xx_EEK_TRUE!!!!!!_WE_GAWDDA_HANG_OR_SUMTHIN!!!!!_xx
nap was niCe... i don't wanna 6et out of my Cupe now thou6h.
howdy vinnik! y'alri6ht?
hi everyone
riiipped one of നy favoriiite paiiirs of shorts tryiiing to get dressed thiiis നorniiing... fuck നy fat fuckiiing chungus liiife
-=[haiii x-)_☺]=-
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K--<im never ok but life goes on
K--<it sucks how i cant even hang out and have a good time anymore without being cursed with flashbacks of when i hung out and had a good time with people who arent in my life anymore
-=[hi chiitr x-)_☺]=-
(◕ ᴥ ◕) (guwhat is a chud)
So many Striders. This could work for Minecraft or Chittr.
in pancakes blueberries def not that you asked but i like sliced bananas grilled into em even better ;]
K--<yeah for sure man also whats up good morning
can you put it on and take it off to indicate how well you are doing
K--<the moderation team have given me a badge to recognise that i am mentally well and stable
hey feed. on today'S schedule: cuperotting. that is all. for now...
:33< editor add the entipurr history of the war of 1812 here purrlease thank mew
🐾doN’t bUy aNythiN' with velcro... it’s a 'riP-off'! ehehe, hehe,
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸'M NOTA NOOB
So you can pee in their dms or what?????
fiiinally hoനe froന work... iiiന so fuckiiing tiiired
Don't comment if you're bald.
Pump the brakes. Ya'll thought a random ass human was weighing in on caste politics nightly?????
wtf casper is a troll i thought that was just some fuckin dude
am i cute? >X3
Oh man.
is that fucking lenny face in the big 26
Orb located. I'm so good at this quest shit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/132372864af3.jpg
☆ setting shit on fire with scalebeast breath rounds is always a fuKKin riot☆
good light!! https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/ro2x.png
eatin an entire pizza all to myself and watchin ytps 2nite,,, life is so beautiful
-=[wwhichone x-)_☺]=-
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:33< its mewre classic bit mewere always doing!
Backing away from the camera one step at a time in my pfp.
:33< hey mew mind if i smoke? :33< thanks :33< *the mighty huntress starts emitting smoke furom her pores*
-=[imm proudd of you :-)_☺]=-
xx_no_clue_chchow_is_6'4_tho_x)_xx
chittr. a quezti0n. what d0 we be1ieve the average tr011 height iz per cazte.
Yes!
| \ _ / -= (_) =- / \ _\/_ | //o\ _\/_ _____ _ __ __ ____ _ | __/o\\ _ =-=-_-__=_-= _=_=-=_,-'|"'""-|-,_ =- _=-=- -_=-=_,-" | =- =- -=.--" A new badge has been discovered! — NEOPROUNS
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「No.」
WAZZAAAAAAAP.
:33< i will furefur be horny on main :33< #nsfw
:33< oops i accidentally clicked on mew and mewsed the nametag guess mewre plogorgius nyow
You're gonna eat all my data..
xx_knotty_calderus....._xx
(V)(',,')(V) wazzzaapppppp
:33< all i have is a nametag that says "plogorgius"
xx_EEK_WHATTTT_YUORE_SO_CYOOOOOOOT?????_xx
I wish you said words that make sense.
xx_YAAASSS!!_YUO_ARE._DAT_BITCH!!!_🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥_xx
:33< exaaaaaaaaactly!
I am subject to the whims of the people I live with, and sometimes that means they dress me up real cute and then take one hundred pictures. #positive #specialtreat #morecasperthanyoueverneededtosee
xx_HAI_BABEEEE_CHOW_DONT_GOT_MUCH_GOIN_ONNNN_SHES_JUST_CHILLINNNNN_WBU?_xx
(V)(',,')(V) ws℧p brah
(V)(',,')(V) hig ℧yse
xx_HAIIII_DALE_xx
every once in a while someone will like me anDD i never really unDDers♀anDD why
:33< *the mighty huntress bats a ball of yarn all ofur the hive leaving yarn efurrywhere*
:33< cant say i blame mew
I....like collecting....badges...heehee....(> o < ❀)
:33< leave the city then? :33< clawm on purrezi its nyat that hard to figmewre out
UGH, BUT 1'M 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF TH3 C1TY...
:33< mew gotta like find a nice cool cave or something to cool off in
M4N, 1'M SW34T1NG... STUP1D H34T. >:/
__ _ .-.' `; `-._ __ _ (_, .-:' `; `-._ ,'o"( (_, ) A new badge has been discovered! — WOOLBRAINED (__,-' ,'o"( )> ( (__,-' ) `-'._.--._( ) ||| |||`-'._.--._.-' ||| |||
Bïtchës lövë my trück shïp
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Hehe. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
-=[jeelai beelai peet rat goomai candai_☺]=-
✐ᝰ I TYPED it! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Peanut butter sandwich. Coffee with two sugars and cream. ᝰᝰ
need the money so i don't die!
I Am Going To Stick The Art That Was Made For Me On The Front Of My Hunger Trunk By The Way. And I Am Going To Use My Whimsical Magnets To Do It. #positive
evenin' folks! today i finally dra6 my ass baCk to work.
:33< yeah that tracks :33< im sure peopurr fur #nsfw at some point talking about their bulge or whatefur :33< and then i bet there was some inane pawpic like which muppet mew could beat in an arm wrestle :33< these are all things that chittpurr does on the germewlar
:33< okay im awake!
Didn't die in my sleep, everyone elses problem now.
?
K--<wwoaj mama big globes in my face
yo im awake now had some real nonsensical dreams
>>| .alright. keep .up with such high .energy.
>>| you .are .one full .of .energy. .as .is you .are supplying yourself with psyonics, .i guess.
>>| why did .i take night .off? .i was thinking to go .on hunt, but .i couldn't find .anything .in woods. so .i'm bored. how .are we doing chittr villagers?
☞Reality tastes like pennies. ☞0h g0dhead. What have I d0ne?
🐾why do gardeNers make the best gossiPers? becaUse they kNow the 'dirt' oN everyoNe! x) hehe,
hmn. thiz iz nice. #vaguep0zting
the z1eep0ver wi11 be running 0ver a few cyc1ez. i am again z0rry f0r the zh0rt n0tice. ...i zh0u1d make a tag f0r it.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
my gaydar is going off
K--<im a bad person for thinking these things.
K--<does anyone want to watch videogame urban legend videos right now i just feel like i want to do that right now
xx_HAI_xx
cool signature dude
Remember.
just realized the date. big week for me next week. someone yell at me to remember. thanks.
@computercannibal is the hottest troll here by a lot ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
:33 < i'd like to thank @transgendergamer and @computercannibal :33 < fur this achievement thanks guys
wazzaaaaaaaup
◖︎⛭︎kay, we've pulled ⛭︎ut ⛭︎f the dunge⛭︎n. We're all r⛭︎ughed up, but alive!◗︎ ◖︎N⛭︎w, t⛭︎ w⛭︎rk ⛭︎n my @dailyQuests assignment...◗︎ - QOTD: "actualy im the only trol here who can log of im just staying here because im bored." -sngulrty
K--<i have filed a request to have my bulge rated. #teamchud get excited
sigh
I like that you live in the year 2009
:33< *the mighty huntress picks mew up*
Haha probably.
jakey im startin 2 think u should giv them waffles
!?
!! Oh gosh-
y0u are. i 1ike y0ur c010ur c00rdinati0n.
Hey guys, I'm thinking that today is going to be a really beautiful day.
I didn't want to derail the post, but yes
K--<everything is cool when youre firing a beam surely?
Everything is cool when you're part of a team
◖︎@dailyQuests ⛭︎⛭︎⛭︎H! A NEW QUEST NPC!?◗︎ - QOTD: "xx_crumbs_in_my_bewbz_itz_my_snack_4_lator_xx" - xxScenegrlxx
not exactly a vaguepost. more like an inspired thought.
this is true also for that one person i remember who was larping being a goldblood by the way.
there are plenty of reasons for a person to be a hemoanon but i just know there are a couple out there that are like indigo and up doing it. you can just sense it sometimes. like yeah man. i don'T want people to know i'M a highblood! they'LL view me differently for my inherent privilege and higher social standing via hatchright! boo hoo fuck you.
✐ᝰ Good evening timeline!!!!!!! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Hiii!!!!!!! ᝰᝰ
thinking i might bathe full clothed again #myablutiontraptime i implore you all to stop what you'RE doing and join me from posting from your ablution traps. thanks everyone
◖︎⛭︎n my way t⛭︎ the dunge⛭︎n. Will let y⛭︎u all kn⛭︎w h⛭︎w it g⛭︎es! Fingers cr⛭︎ssed f⛭︎r s⛭︎me g⛭︎⛭︎d l⛭︎⛭︎t!◗︎ - QOTD: "/you really turn this broken hive into a broken home downered/" - Extremet
:33< sounds great to meow
:33< h33h33 i do that too!!!
:33< *the mighty huntress balances on one hand while doing this epic stunt*
:33< *the mighty huntress does donuts on a motorcycle above a pit of flaming acid*
IMPORTANT REMINDER: Those of you taking medication(s), especially for mental health, may find yourselves feeling “all better” and believing you may forego taking the medication(s). It is important to remember that is the devil talking. You are feeling better because the medication is working as intended, and you should continue to take it unless directed by the physician who prescribed the medication(s). Thank you.
6ooood evenin6 folks. it's Courier tiiime u◡u
Hdjdhjsbskcbc :(
i'M always saying this
(°. #duties .°)
Ki^da 9lad I posted that while it’s late so I’m pretty sure ^ot ma^y will see that :D
it'S just never ending with you, you know that? like a real comedy of errors
just say you don'T respect the game
If diplomacy doesn’t work, we can always use this gun I brought. I’m talking #violence
:33< double curses they stack
:33< t33h33 mewve b33n cursed
:33< *the mighty huntress lays a curse on mew*
🐾at my last gig i weNt 'N told a joke 'boUt caNdy bars... oNly got a 'sNicker' oUtta the crowd for that oNe! x) hehe,
IF THE WORLD WAS ENDING I'D WANNA BE NEXT TO YOOOOOOOOOU IF THE PARTY WAS OVER AND OUR TIME ON ALTERNIA WAS THROOOOOOUGH #brunomarspowerhour
my fatal character flaw is that i kind of fuck with troll bruno mars' music. sorry to disappoint everyone.
🐾eheh, i certaiNly do my best! ya qUite fUNNy herself too, 'veN if i reckoN it'sa differeNt kiNda hUmoUr thaN miNe. still caN learN to aPPreciate differeNt styles! x) hehe,
🐾what do ya say to a moobeast that gets iN yoUr way? “why, caN ya Please 'moooo-ve'?” ehehe, hehe,
🐾#Nsfw || i look away for a lil bit 'N there's already a lotta discUssioN 'boUt droNe/PailiNg seasoN? yeeesh, i gotta keeP a better eye oN the dates! x( hehe,
🐾#Nsfw #sUggestive (toPic/imPlied) || a shePherd aNd his matesPrit are talkiN' after their first time PailiN'. the other asks the shePherd how exPerieNced he is. ...he starts 'coUNtiNg aNd falls asleeP'! ehehe, get it? as a shePherd? x) hehe,
🐾what'cha call aN alert aNt? why, i'd say that's qUite 'vigil'aNt''! hehe,
🐾why areN’t koalas actUal bears? they doN’t meet the ''koala'ficatioNs''! hehe,
🐾ya caN't rUN throUgh a camPgroUNd... ya oNly raN, becaUse it's 'Past teNts'! ehehe x) hehe,
🐾i caN't stoP falliN' off my bike aNd gettiN' myself hUrt... it's a vicioUs 'cycle'! x) ehehe! hehe,
🐾told a good bUddy 10 jokes to make him laUgh... sadly, 'No PUN iN teN did'! get it? sNrrrk x) hehe,
🐾#horror || what did the sea-based horrorterror say to the comediaN? "yoU’re 'krakeN' me UP!" maN, i Uh, hoPe that aiN't the case actUally! 'x) hehe,
🐾which PoPstar caN detect ioNisiNg radiatioN? ehehe, well that'd be (troll) lady 'geiger'! x) hehe,
🐾got a bUd who's terrified of elevators. she said she's goiN' to start takiN' 'stePs' to avoid 'em. bUt theN she doN't trUst stairs either, 'caUse they're always 'UP to somethiNg'! ehehe x) hehe,
🐾what is small 'N red aNd has a roUgh voice? a 'hoarse' raddish! hehe,
🐾why are PePPers the best at archery? ehehe... it's 'caUse they 'habaNero'! hehe,
🐾what job did the frog have at the hotel? why, the lil critter was a 'bellhoP'! x) hehe,
🐾y'kNow, i stayed UP all Night to see where the sUN weNt... theN it 'dawNed' oN me! x) hehe,
🐾why are colds bad crimiNals? well, it's 'caUse they’re easy to catch! x) hehe,
🐾#sUbstaNces || a bossy maN walked iNto a bar... aNd ordered everyoNe a roUNd! ehehe, get it? that remiNds me... maybe i shoUld go 'N stoP by oNe of my favorite sPots oNce it gets a bit warmer toNight, beeN a good bit siNce theN aNd 's Nice to go somewhere that isN't jUst for a gig! good driNks too x) hehe,
🐾what kiNd of scUttlebUggy does aN egg have? a 'yolkswageN'! ehehe x) hehe,
🐾why caN't ya trUst the kiNg of the jUNgle? 's 'caUse he's always 'lioN'! hehe,
🐾why did the scarecrow wiN aN award? 'caUse he was 'oUtstaNdiNg iN his field'! hehe,
🐾#sUbstaNces (meNtioN) || i boUght some sNeakers from a, ehehe, 'dealer'.... i dUNNo what he laced them with, bUt i’ve beeN "triPPiNg' all day! x) (i am Perfectly sober, bUt will be headed oUt sooN for a regUlar driNk! :]) hehe,
🐾i’d tell ya the joke aboUt Perforated PaPer... bUt it’s 'tear-able'! hehe,
🐾how do sNails fight? well, they go 'N 'slUg' it oUt! hehe,
🐾did ya hear aboUt the mathematiciaN who’s real afraid of Negative NUmbers? he’ll stoP at 'NothiNg' to avoid 'em! ehehe... hehe,
🐾did ya hear the oNe aboUt the three wateriNg holes iN the groUNd? 'well, well, well…' ...yeah, Nah this oNe is Pretty 'dam' bad, eh? i'll see myself oUt, folks! hehe,
🐾"jUst oNe last meal before i hit the 'cUPe!" i say, so coNfideNtly as i hold the PaN to fliP my eggs oNly to watch iN Utter horror as Not oNly do i *miss* the PaN, bUt it also laNds oNto the grill aNd immediately catches *fire*. rUiNiN' the stovetoP, my food, aNd PissiN' off my hivestem maNager 'N Neighbors with the chaos 'x( maybe this is why i'm a comediaN aNd Not a cook!! golly... had oNe job aNd weNt UP 'N blew it! 'x( hehe,
🐾what soUNd does a NUt make wheN it sNeezes? well it kiNda goes... 'cashew'! x) hehe,
🐾what kiNd of mUsic do wiNdmills like? why, last i heard they’re 'metal faNs'! x) hehe,
🐾why did the iNvisible maN tUrN dowN a job offer? 'caUse he 'coUldN’t see himself doiNg it'! hehe,
🐾i left my job at a shoe disPosal PlaNt... it was 'sole destroyiNg'! x) hehe,
🐾what kiNda diNosaUr has the largest vocabUlary? the 'thesaUrUs'! x) hehe,
🐾the oNly height i care 'boUt is the height of my comedy, sNrrrk... 'f ya waNNa see how tall i am maybe catch me at oNe of my gigs! x) sPoiler alert: NothiN' imPressive bUt Promo is Promo afterall, ehehe, hehe,
🐾how do deer keeP their coats lookiN' good? well, i heard it's 'caUse they Use 'PiNe combs'! x) hehe,
🐾what kiNda sweet is Never oN time? ehehe... 'choco*late*'! x) hehe,
:33< naaaaaaaaah im fiiiiine!
:33< *the mighty huntress gets up and gives a thumbs up*
:33< hey boss whats up?
> 1f you watch my tf2 fragmov1e f1r2t <
my pan / feels fuzzy #nsfw
Troll I never talked to before just called me a banana? #whatdatmean
Don't believe the hype, don't believe the hype.
happy for you dude.
okay im done being stressed out about all the clowvns and mimes follovwing. vwassup gang?
Bit of love for those freak violets I’ve seen online. #nsfw https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_0077.jpeg
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ How are you all faring this day? ]
New quest: Obtain 𝘼𝙘𝙞𝙙 for a 𝙎𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙮 𝙇𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧.
Restful beam.
Hey, quest-takers! After our maintenance was announced, a scrapped quest was mistakenly posted. Please do not venture into the Maintenance Depths. We don't know what's down there anymore.
ive barely done anything tonight why am i so sleepy
:33< mewre gog damn right!!!
:33< *the mighty huntress flys through space leaving a trail of rainbows behind her*
:33< sounds good to meow h33h33 :DD
:33< but of course we got all the classics :33< pokemon fifur red pokemon leaf gr33n :33< pokemon blood pokemon guts :33< pokemon orange pokemon purrpurr :33< pokemon up pokemon down :33< all the classics!
:33< *the mighty huntress opens a secret back alley shop*
crying feels really gooDD some♀imes
xx_YUH_SUMTIEMZ!!!!!!_occasioanlly_pplz_will_post_links_2_gamez_x)_u_should_keep_an_eye_out,_maygbe_u_can_join_sumtiem!!_xx
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ Something like that. ]
xx_KYOOT!!!_chow_only_said_bc_she_just_won_monopoly_tho_x)_xx
xx_chowopoly_xx
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ It’s quite the job, having to put everyone in the places they need to be, arranging and guiding. But it’s a job I do without question, and without thanks. I live to serve. ]
>> ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ wou1d have a tang¡b1e form at that po¡nt :P
>> ¡f anybody wou1d 1¡ke to know how ta11 ¡ am, ¡'m cur¡ouડ how ta11 peop1e TH¡NK ¡ am f¡rડt !!
WH4T DO YOU TH1NK OF MY OUTF1T >:? 1 H4V3N'T 3V3R R34LLY TR13D 4 STYL3 L1K3 TH1S, BUT VR1SK4 TOLD M3 TO TRUST TH3 PROC3SS. PROC3SS TRUST3D! >:D ⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ᴼᵏ_ᴺᵉᵗʷᵒʳᵏ_²⁹⁵⁰⁾⁾
c< #KaraMasAMA EziKal Kariza :) asKs: \/\/He/\/ \/\/ill yOu let /\/\e at sO/\/\e Of tHOse /\/\erce/\/aries tHat Ha/\/g arOu/\/d tHat ta\/er/\/ Of yOurs agai/\/? I al\/\/ays lO\/ed HO\/\/ fla\/Orful tHey are, a/\/d I'\/e bee/\/ cra\/i/\/g just a little /\/\Ore. aNswer: ....EziKal, HOw tHe fucK? yOu dONt Have a CHittr accOuNt? uH? ....tHursday, i guess? ill see wHat i caN dO abOut all Of tHat, MigHt alsO Have yOu sHOw up.... idK, we caN discuss it sOMetiMe sOON THaNKs 4 tHe questiON.... >c
◖︎It's less fun in-pers⛭︎n, I assure y⛭︎u.◗︎ - QOTD: "my matesprit left me f⤄or a guy named darkside" - entering
4'10 not including horns here! They add an extra 6 inches total though!
why is every@ne p@stin' their heights t@night?? what'd i miss?? @_@
s'just the trend of the hour, i think! 6eneral Curiosity!
-=[hehe_☺]=-
yeehaw! ^◡^
hope y'all are doin' alri6ht toni6ht!
◖︎I d⛭︎n't think I've seen a beast like that bef⛭︎re! H⛭︎w fascinating! I bet the dr⛭︎ps w⛭︎uld be g⛭︎⛭︎d...◗︎ - QOTD: "pail downrd quad ztasign cull downrd again" - fifthide
◖︎I'm afraid s⛭︎.◗︎ - QOTD: "pail downrd quad ztasign cull downrd again" - fifthide
◖︎What's a "tac⛭︎"?◗︎ - QOTD: "waa waa lm just a illtie wlggier l need my lusus waa waa" - dudenast
lost art form.
xx_crumbs_in_my_bewbz_itz_my_snack_4_lator_xx
◖︎Lying in cupe, scr⛭︎lling this site... f⛭︎r a m⛭︎ment it makes me feel like I'm back h⛭︎me again. I... I'd started t⛭︎ think I'd never get t⛭︎ d⛭︎ this again. It's nice. Thank y⛭︎u all.◗︎ - QOTD: "downered_by_all_metrics_you_shouldve_died_on_floor_1_but_im_glad_you_didnt" - Lusipail
◖︎Ah, I remember that game... I wish we had ⛭︎ther games in here.◗︎ - QOTD: "|)-> If Troll Argus doesn't add a ranger class soon I'm going to uninstall." - DespRado
◖︎Hearing the level-up jingle always feels s⛭︎ g⛭︎⛭︎d.◗︎ - QOTD: "every1 hates me simply because of the things that i have done" - odysseus
For anyone who wants to ask quest1ons https://forms.gle/G9yfRnu12uJ7KS8H9
maybe I will do a music beam for a bit...
◖︎I kn⛭︎w it's a l⛭︎t t⛭︎ take in, but I h⛭︎pe y⛭︎u believe me.◗︎ - QOTD: "pail downrd quad ztasign cull downrd again" - fifthide
Irrelevant to my post. Good job not reading it.
◖︎Alright, intr⛭︎ducti⛭︎n p⛭︎st. First time in a l⛭︎ng time I'm speaking t⛭︎ any⛭︎ne fr⛭︎m ⛭︎utside ⛭︎f Aincrad, s⛭︎ please bear with me! S⛭︎, ab⛭︎ut half a sweep ag⛭︎, a few th⛭︎usand tr⛭︎lls were trapped inside the VRMM⛭︎ Strife Art ⛭︎nline. We were t⛭︎ld that if y⛭︎u're culled in the game y⛭︎u're culled in real life, and that the ⛭︎nly way t⛭︎ escape was by reaching fl⛭︎⛭︎r ⛭︎ne hundred and beating the final b⛭︎ss. In a stunning display ⛭︎f c⛭︎⛭︎perati⛭︎n, we immediately - wh⛭︎ am I kidding, pe⛭︎ple started culling each⛭︎ther left and right. After a few blinks ⛭︎f that, things calmed d⛭︎wn, and we reached the status qu⛭︎. We're d⛭︎wn t⛭︎ ab⛭︎ut 6000 players n⛭︎w, and we've g⛭︎t an uneasy truce ⛭︎f mutual interest and shared survival. We're just ⛭︎ver halfway thr⛭︎ugh the game by n⛭︎w, and while pr⛭︎gress is sl⛭︎w it's definitely als⛭︎ steady. Recently, my guild disc⛭︎vered a h⛭︎le in the game's netc⛭︎de. We're able t⛭︎ jailbreak ⛭︎ur status menus and gain access t⛭︎... whatever this place is. I d⛭︎n't kn⛭︎w wh⛭︎ y⛭︎u all are, but a l⛭︎t ⛭︎f y⛭︎u seem t⛭︎ be stuck playing s⛭︎me kind ⛭︎f game t⛭︎⛭︎. My guild are a bunch ⛭︎f midgame players, currently m⛭︎pping up fl⛭︎⛭︎rs in the 40s. The rest ⛭︎f them are br⛭︎wsing t⛭︎⛭︎, but I'm the first ⛭︎f us t⛭︎ make an acc⛭︎unt. I'm sure y⛭︎u'll meet the rest ⛭︎f them eventually, if Argus d⛭︎esn't patch whatever bug we're expl⛭︎iting. And bef⛭︎re y⛭︎u ask: yes, we've tried t⛭︎ reach the ⛭︎utside w⛭︎rld. Wh⛭︎ever y⛭︎u all are, n⛭︎ne ⛭︎f y⛭︎u are ⛭︎n ⛭︎ur Alternia. It sucks, but really, it's just nice t⛭︎ be able t⛭︎ speak t⛭︎ ⛭︎ther pe⛭︎ple again. I really h⛭︎pe y⛭︎u'll enj⛭︎y my presence.◗︎ - QOTD: "sao players + (the pain experienced by helmstrolls daily / fraction) = lmao" - navicomp
So would it be inadvisable to prototype this jar of ichor from an Ancient One I have just sitting in my room??? I don't intend on playing the mass psychosis game, I just wanna know what the blood of an old one would do wrt sprite stuff as well as the final boss.
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there's an old man and he keeps me in a subterranean area and he won't let you come and see me until you fulfill his criteria. after midnight, in the full moon's light climb way up onto a bridge where you'll meet a friend of the old man and beat him to death with your fists. https://youtu.be/YYbJ8Tzkywg?si=3oyHtwkd-Gt9MYIP (Tip Eht Fo Mottob- Shael Riley and the Double Ice Backfire) #lyricsposting #musicposting
people only like Me for My tits 😭 #nsfW
I am literally always saying don't play it
People will say "Casper play the mass psychosis game," and then three days later someone playing the mass psychosis game will turn up stuck in the worst version of Groundhog Day,
-=[#phunting_☺]=-
d0 y0u guys wanna listen t0 music 0r s0mething
K--<im really glad the rest of you are finally recognising how fucking funny a name "phuntr guynax" is weve been giving him shit about it 24/7 in the group chat
K--<i can hear phunt chortling from my cupboard #mycupboard youve all got him thoroughly amused
✿ was making a smoodie why my blenda blow up
phunt #phunt
No Please
S t o p Please I beg you
NEVER LET THE MESSAGE OF THE SIGNLESS DIE OUT.
i bet @acerbicthroes feels like tv static ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
>>| .i'm feeling "moved" by who .i'm getting reacts from. not bad nor good way.
I shouldn't have drank that water from Hastur's fridge
>:33 < no!!! But you can get the impossible whopper from grubgur empress only 5.99
troll subway is back on the fucking menu guys
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS. It has come to my attention that my profile picture was misleading. While I previously used it to appeal to my human constituents, I see this was now in error. Many believed me to be human and compared me to my Earth counterpart, Obama. I am not human. Let me be clear; my name is Barak Trollbama. I am Alternian, an olive-blood, and I am soon to be 30 sweeps old. I am the current President of Earth-C, and was democratically elected. My thanks go out to @naughtyTechnician, who was kind enough to retake my profile picture to show my true likeness. I hope this announcement clears some things up. I apologize for the confusion my images have caused. I have attached an additional image to help show my likeness. Thank you for your time. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/selfie.png
is this what caffeine withdrawals feel like
🜏 ♱hank u iim surrprriisɛd ii♱ was da♱ ɛasy 4 u ♱o guɛss AHƐH iim gonna ♱akɛ a piix orr sm♱h wii♱h mɛ frriiɛnds (:死亡 ♅
🜏 should ii pos♱ somɛ♱hiing spɛxiial forr ♱oliigh♱ ii♱s a spɛxiial day maybɛ ii guɛss ♅
How? How could you? How could you not tell me that there are soft foods that aren't paste? I'll kill you for that.
who called you that. can you point them out to me
fill up the ablution trap with water. let it sit for a little. to the point where it'S just past lukewarm. do not remove your clothes. climb into the ablution trap. and that'S where we are. #mychudbath
Oobvioously noot
WAZZAAAAAAAAP!! 👻
✿ HAWT DAWGSSSS
Ɏ becaause SOMEBODY requested proof. #nsfw i guess. @aapaatheticAApostaacy [ https://file.gaarden/aad5G09foF0kAAW8K_/veimuzzle.png ] Ɏ
DEL: Respond ==> niaga revo lla ti od nac uoy dna ti teser nac I neht -ay ylbaborp ...
DEL: Comment ==> ?tnetnoc s'rehsup ruoy ot elbbin ot enihcam lautriv a otni eerf uoy tel I fi tahw ...
nuuuu ( ｡ﾟДﾟ｡)
ok zo linux uzerz r zafe (*´▽｀*)
Who evn uzez windowz (*´ー｀*)
Wat!? (ﾟーﾟ*)
Bitterness and resentment.
An obsession, if you keep looking A longing, if you let it linger. You should do something with it while it's at the forefront of your mind
-=[FFUUUCKHHRHRGG youre right starts percolating_☺]=-
-=[x-) what does it tuurn into if youstill have it and it ddoesnt go anywhere itss just kind of muffled and quiet and youcant really feel it but youknow its there and itwill sit there until you do somethingwith it like its hidden behind glass out of reach butyou can still see it_☺]=-
well i dont gotta conform to eating your cunt #gottem
(I wonder if anyone can read what i type, every time i try to communicate with someone they just go "Look! a cute dog!" or they just pet me, It's a bit frustrating.) Woof
w♓︎at if i d♉︎n't like dubstep...?
To this day I think I still my missing no. . ... I still have their badges. Would put them on but it clips on mobile.
60k kull is insane actually. I didn't even do anything.
Just like fucking Bonzi Buddy
Reaches through your screen snd fixes the collar of your shirt. It was bothering me. (Not for real. Just to be clear. This is just a post. I would ask first before doing this.)
Before you get into an argument with Casper on chittr dot ing, remember, the 'puter off button is closer than you think.
It's okay I think he's intimidated by people who smarter than him.
(´･ᴗ･ ` ) I think I made him mad. Sorry @serenIgnorance !
-=[bucket cumjar ccouldnt actuallybe their name right #nsfw #idkimjustthinkingabojtit_☺]=-
-=[hii chittrr x-)_☺]=-
Wheemp whomp whoomp
Technically if you're still in space there is no up or down.
Not reading all of that. But here's the engagement you were clearly salivating over as you typed this one out. Get well soon.
dude! we'RE about to hit 23 days without someone calling me pissblood! i start climbing up the ladder towards the big sign reading "DAYS WITHOUT PISSBLOOD: 22" i sure hope nobody says anything mean...!
JUST like the scary maze game, champ.
Someone should drop me into a maze that ends with my getting a little piece of cheese for having solved it.
I suppose my m^nner of speech is ^ t^d queer. Consider me chuffed ^t the notion it ^mused you.
⬭ i wont. if ewe guess my wicked pronouns. ⬭
⬭ i dont think its nefarious but it could be. if ewe get it wrong i punch ewe or something. ⬭
⬭ im never putting my pronouns in my bio ewe either have to look at my post history or guess. ⬭
^ new night, ^ new f^nt^stic cre^ture to discuss for my fellow #truthseekers. This time its one most ^re likely ^w^re of: the Sh^dow Dropper. Now this one is ^ re^l b^rmy lo^f, on ^ccount of the conflicting inform^tion reg^rding their function^lity. ^ virus, ^ mystic curse, or simply sun burned mutil^ted trolls too injured to spe^k mist^ken for cre^tures of myth? I suspect i m^y need to investig^te the deserts in person to see wh^t truly is the core of th^t m^tter, but I would be delighted to he^r the theories of my fellow cryptozoology enthusi^sts.
Ɏ dredging up my deepest of memories. but you're right. i'll do it for domo Ɏ
Ɏ they saay don't bite the haand thaat feeds but if they didn't waant be bit they shouldaa worn gloves #violence Ɏ
isn't that like alcohol for trolls? :?
i may be unemployeDD, bu♀ i s♀ill have a job i have ♀o DDo my gacha nigh♀lies
let's take a glass of water together and then another glass of water
>>| what? just .expressing my feeling.
V^ Made the mistake 0f checking the feed again. Sigh. ^V
Wokeded up. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c6/f8/b0/c6f8b02765b34ecbbdb001fe963d5b75.gif
the ꙮnly gꙮꙮd thing mg-tech ever did was figuring ꙮut hꙮw tꙮ hꙮꙮk a keybꙮard and mꙮuse up tꙮ an ꙮrb. it's all been dꙮwnhill frꙮm there. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I will be staring at my Father so that he may reconsider everything. https://file.garden/aDKBClvCMj7rw64u/IMG_3857.jpeg...
Jane, you're early Your life's wwork is dirtied by the fools WWho adore you Only to find, only to find you out They saww you dressin in the backroom Noww they'll pay wwhat they owwe you It's only small change Red on the green, green grass #lyricpostin
eridan ampora... let'S larp
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[HMMM BLUE OR FU#H$IA...DE#I$ION$ DE#I$ION$]
managed to get up today. moved some stuff around. took a shower. its still hard to do much of anything but im not dead yet, so thats a good sign. maybe ill eat soon.
good morning u guys.
Got a small brreak frrom th' flock cuz we got a new farrm hand and th' boss wants to make surre he can handle it. Maybe I'll go campin' orr something
⋆˚🐾˖°HIIIIIIII mai namez lizi i'm a puppygirl barkbeazt lozerfailure my pan doeznt work rite but thaz okay!! my fav thingz in teh worl are zonic the quillbeazt, kingdom heartz n zpadez, troll invader zim, n loud aggrezzive break/zpeedcore!!! kinda fricken joblezz atm LULZ i'm zorta livin off zcrapz liek a true alley mutt but i wanna be a bloodhound w my clicker trained, zcent tracking, natural weaponz zkillz! or barring military zhit i liek makin art n ztreamin ztuff (i kinda juzt wanna get called a good girl but that doezn't pay da billz (unlezz??)) i might look cute but i'm viciouz!! i rip n tear!! i'm powooful zo don't fuk w/ me jk jk i will fold the zecond a pretty girl tellz me to (my quadrantz r open >w<) uhhhhhh i'm bad at deez SO azk if u got queztionz!! #photo #intro [ httpz://file.garden/ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/WOOF.png ]°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°would ya believe it he do°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°zo ur neva gonna believe thiz rite but liek zo there'z thiz duck, right n he walkz up to the lemonade ztand°˖🐾˚⋆
>_>
>_>!
Bars, unfortunately.
Just want you to know every time you post my brain struggles to figure out if actually I like you or if actually I really really hate you.
>>| what .about digital hardcore .or breakcore?
findin6 out i'm bloCked by someone by likin' their post 'n' it bein' rejeCted is real Crazy when we've never CommuniCated before. suCh is life.
[ >INSIDE THOUGHTS_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD HATH AWOKEN GOOOOOOD EVENING_ ]
thanky0u f0r the c0nziderati0n
0h i d0 n0t enj0y the fee1ing 0f my zenzez returning.
if i have t0 dea1 with a 10udn0ize right n0w i might cry.
Oh, it is far too early for me yet. Hello, goodbye
update today is not a work day Cus @tenebrifiCterma6ant asked me for it not to be so i'm stiCkin' home for her. u◡u
🐾what’s big, gray aNd doesN’t matter? aN 'irrelePhaNt'! hehe,
hell, didn't sleep as lon6 as i'd like. evenin6.
howdy friend, pleased to meetCha!
sure am! i'm a Courier by trade!