♦ pitied by @diamanteDerelict
diamonds droog.
Rubbing my temples in a 'everything is tötally fine' sörta way
THANK YOY. MY BOYFIRND LOVES IT.
Sure but only if you,
Gang is it cool if I,
>> ડomet¡meડ Ch¡ttr freezeડ up on me ડo ¡t 1etડ me put down the ♥️ but ¡ can't h¡t my ♦️. When that happenડ, ¡ have to juડt ડtare at your Ch¡ttડ 1¡ke a ડad dog, wa¡t¡ng for ¡t to 1et me do my th¡ng. ¡ juડt want you a11 to know th¡ડ ¡ડ who ¡ am.
to avoid being patronized.. fuck shit bitch cock pussy sex vagina !!!! #nsfw
...yeah, sorry, not ringin' any bells here. You an entertainer, or...?
HEHH. TOI MUCH OF DA COWARDLY PIEACE OF SHJIT FOR THAT ANYSYWYAYS.
DSFOME WINE FROM SKJOME ALIEN TREESR AGED FOR. TWUI HONDRED YERARS. ASND SDOME POIUTTENT POKISIONS.
YUOUI WOULDNKT BELIDEVE THE SORT OF SHILT IT TAKES TO DO IT, JHONESTLY
so cool...
oh thats a really cool name. its almost got a... gangster, pulpy-ness to it. a real serious hardness that shouldnt be underestimated!
i dont know what this means, but diamonds droog!
DIDADMONSDRROG
There's a masquerade being held in the capital. Gog what are those violets thinking of inviting me here for....ugh motherfucking just no...I ain't no gentletroll. #ImperialCityMasquerade
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cold compress masks are amazing
NO YOU CANNOT BOMB THE GRAY HOUSE IN ORDER TO MAKE ONE LARGE HOLE
:o) Diamonds :o) Droog
Diamonds Droog.
oh good. a confession thing for horny fuckers. just what we needed. #nsfw
I won Cards Against Humanity and he didn't even see my thirst chitts after I ingested Opium. This is a huge day for me.
The sentiment is appreciated.
... Sometimes. I want things i shouldn't have.
X Sleep well Droog x
🜏 h♱♱ps://fiilɛ.garrdɛn/ZɛK8W♱685jɛII5hDB/xrroob.png ♅
🜏 S♱OP ♅
🜏 S♱OP ♱HA♱ ♅
🜏 Loorrd sdnomaiiD ♅
fun night at least https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/45f764fab8c6.png
(( hey yall sorry i have been so fucking ill </3 ill get to posting submissions soon ))
cuz u soft like that inspector 38(
Why do I fall for the bait?
This wall looks an awful lot like a gentleman, but if you're going to say that's not you.. Enjoy your date, you semantic-dancer.
Imagine me throwing my hands up in the air and doing some little headshake of indignation. That's me right now. I'm not surprised but I feel like this waltz is going nowhere. I explained my stance, you've stated yours, and now we're just grinding our foreheads against eachother refusing to budge.
~It's detachable btw #suggestive~
You may be fully intent on bloody murder here but Droog. You're asking that guy to take you to dinner. You potentially set up a burner number thematic to your name for him to call. You just demanded he meet you at a bar. For some people, the promise of being at the hot end of your cigarette isn't a threat, it's encouragement. #violence
Droog I am back on your page and you ARE hitting on that guy.
make sure tw0 doubletap.
You just have bloodlust? ..I mean. 🤷♀️ I respect it!
live y0ur truth. don't even get me started 0n humans who want tw0 call whatever fleeting whim they have a quadrant. they d0n't have the same fucking endocrine system. fucking aliens. i can't believe my l0wblo0d ass grew old en0ugh two understand imperial f0reign policy.
📞 I'll be waiting for you. https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/heart.gif
📞 MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T CUT YOUR LINE, YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN. But I did leave out some clues, just for the thrill. Assuming the innocent didn't get caught up in them.
Okay. I understand that you're mad at me and that's supposed to be you lashing out. But unless you're more like a swan than I thought, I'm not sure I'm following. Did the Ghostie kill your partner?
becaчse it is ;(
That Sounds Like Flirting To Me. #positive
Is it working? It doesn't look like it is... He's forlornposting.
Are you sure?
is that droog trying to hit on the 👻 looking dude
Ah, another one. Hello, Mr. Slick.
Diamonds Droog.
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📞 What would you say to a dinner and a show? You can be the star of the act.
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Im s0 sn0rk mimimi pilled
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📞 FUCK YOU. KEEP THE LINE OPEN.
Once again, a Scratch-hosted party is middling at best.
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📞 Such a shame, you are a real diamond amongst the filth that lays here. Give me those digits.
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📞 Guys please pick up the phone. I have something fun to share :(
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only four oreo cakesters left... B(
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third time bein rejected by a certain shouty lowwblood wwith hypertension its a neww personal best #fincel #cullmenoww
Oh hey what’s up man.
i got other concerns now.
Ain't all replies a self narration in the major scheme a' things? Aren't you gonna narrate yourself bein' pissed about thinkin' about this 15 minutes from now?
he's actually shit at what he does. that's why he and his people always end up dead.
I wanna join your cabinet as a Represenative of Foreign Affairs. My credentials: I'm foreign, I live on a foreign planet, I'm surrounded with and deal with foreign stuff, and I got good knowledge on foreign things. Dat sound good?
I still, and always will, support Trans Rights as well as Trans Wrongs.
You know, sometimes I almost forget that I live in a house with a bunch of mobsters. But then, alas. The gunshots.
I AM BISCUITS I KNOW NOTHING BUT I MAKE #DRIPTIPS ASK ME ANYTHING!
>> ¡ cou1d certa¡n1y ડtand to be more terr¡b1e to ડome peop1e ¡ end up be¡ng n¡ce
>> ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ want that neceડડar¡1y, but ¡'11 keep ¡t ¡n m¡nd, thank you
>> Fa¡r enough honeડt1y
>> D¡amondડ Droog
... But why.
DIAMONDS DROOG
As a father myself, I quite enjoy dad jokes.
WHAT DO GAY HORSES EAT? HAAAAYYYY. #DADJOKE
* ! SEARCH AND RESCUE ! * Thank you, all who applied for the Search and Rescue (SAR) division. There were many excellent candidates. As such, I have made the decision to appoint one SAR Administrator, and a few SAR members on reserve to assist when necessary. When called upon, I ask the reserved SAR members to take action under the guidance of the SAR Administrator. I am proud to announce the newly appointed SAR Administrator is none other than Mr. Jack Noir, @walkstabwalK. Those appointed to SAR reserve will be on payroll, and should report to Mr. Noir with any assignment updates. If there are any issues, you are free to reach out to myself of a member of my cabinet. Members of SAR on reserve: - The Fiendish, @whaleFall - Mr. Problem Sleuth, @pulchritudePowerhouse - Miss Blayke Varkei, @cyberneticCorporat - Nyrita, @bummelBoogie - Miss Aranea Serket, @araneaSerket Thank you, again, all who applied. I encourage you all to continue to do great things for Earth-C, and apply for any positions you find intriguing.
try severance that shit will blow yo socks smooth off
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i hope diamonds droog was there and wore a really nice suit and smoked slow cigarettes out on a balcony looking over his shoulder cooly at the mysterious figure coming to join him for a light the tension in the air he cant wait to break (tags: Diamonds Droog/Anonymous, gala, #substance, well dressed men, #nsfw, will they wont they, archive rating: M)
I just ate a phone bomb directly to the face. I'm fine, for the record. Already resurrected.
Are you okay?? You were thrown out a window???
i was t0ld t0 link again https://msparp.chat/megid0may-screamfest
Or at least one of us. But they have more reason to kill you.
Sometimes I think my kids are plotting to kill me
if you need any further demonstrations chief, you knowv howv to hit me up ;)
little https://cdnn.imgchest.com/files/a1725ff2ab13.pnng
keepin all my options open big man
Oh to have the honours of making a nice pot roast one day.
3rd pill. yes
okaygoodnihhtloveu
i need to go lay down and fire him orsomething
Also, I'd argue I'm her third favorite tops. Her top two are Jake and Dirk in no particular order. But I'm honored you at least thing so.
OH FUCK YEAH
It's a heavy burden but someone's got to do it. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/sisyphus.png
I'm in no position to stop you at this point. Just try to avoid felonies.
The instant Rankamid like and Rechitt was deeply humbling I'm not going to lie to you guys.
noticed a cute jadelette wwas starin at my crotch at the bookhivve its really big she said breathlessly fuck this is my chance i think to myself brocels im finally gonna lose my vv card its hard to ignore i respond swwishin back my eyebrowws as i lean back into a manspread but its still subtle enough wwhere she cant tell if im makin a movve or bein a douche thats a really big BOOK wwhats it about yup just got mogged by a copy a i wwont manipulate the unbelievvably hot duchess im just an unbelievvably cruel wwife vvolume 4 HEAR YE HEAR YE I AM OFFICIALLY LESS INTERESTIN TO WOMEN THAN A SHITTY FANTASY BOOK
aradia!
Taking a break from my cigarettes to have a drink. #substance
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST BALD GREEN WOMEN. I THINK SOME OF THEM ARE VERY BEAuTIFuL. VERY TOuCHINGLY TOuCHABLE. I MIGHT EVEN SPARE SOME. MY TYRANNICAL PLANET ENDING RAGE. IT'S THE GREEN CHEEKED uP CuNTS THAT. NEED TO BE VOLLEYBALL SPIKED. BY MY BITCH BLOODLINE DECIMATING. ALMIGHTY PIMPY HAND. KNuCKLE SIDE OuT.
Hm. I suppose there are some mysteries I Won't involve myself in.
IM GIVIN YALL TIPS BECAUSE SOME OF YA NEED EM IF YER WEARIN A SUIT YA NEED TO GET A NATURAL FABRIC NO MAN/TROLL/CARPACIANMADE SHIT ITS BETTER FOR YOU AND REGULATION AND YA NEED TO CHECK THE WEAVE HOT WEATHER? LOOKIN FOR SOMETHIN YA CAN SEE LIGHT THROUGH COLD WEATHER? OPPOSITE OF THAT
#diamondsdroog
more #casey for the #casey tag!
im so sorry you had to find out this way, biscuits...
***THERES BONES IN ME!??!?!***
Ahem. Yeah I guess I'm a fan of boynook. Sure. I'll admit it. #nsfw
noones in my dms and im not in anyone's dms because i stay in my lane
My youngest daughter has kidnapped me and is currently ranting about the entire Aspect of Life to me. Help.
thank you for the honest and succinct answer droog!
you heard me! though youre always so foul mouthed i guess the waste doesnt need to be literal! hee hee! get it?
i honestly always wondered if carapacians were more like insects with or more like crustaceans where they can do things like urinate out of their face
every single member of the felt needs therapy cause they're fucked up in the head. not me though. crew's ok.
🜏 ii wiill assassiina♱e you diiamond drrool ♅
🜏 Lemme s♱op bleediing so II xan wearr ♱hiis shiirr♱ fiirrs♱ ♅
🜏 II go♱ shho♱ by diiamond drrooL and all II go♱ was. ♱hiis s♱upiid ♱ shiirr♱ )::::<<<<<死亡 @diiaman♱eDerreliix♱ ♅
🜏 Gonna xome fuxk you up @diiaman♱eDerreliix♱ fuxk you and urr magiix iim xomiin #iiha♱e♱ha♱fuxkiinguy ♅
🜏 ii am (slowly) slii♱herriing ♱o yourr loxa♱iion jus♱ you waii♱ miis♱err drrool ♅
im not that attractive why does this keep happening!
🜏 xu♱ ♱ha♱ shii♱ ou♱ orr iim no♱ xomiin ♅
🜏 now urr speakiin my language ♅
Evil council be honest with me for ★ second here. ★re the titles ★t little much?
my head kind 0f hurts. s0 i think i will be heading 0ff f0r the night. take care every0ne. ribbit.
🜏 YOU ARRE IINXLUDED DIIAMONDS DRROOL II SEE YOU HA♱E ♱HIIS POS♱ ♅
🜏 Some of u do no♱ deserrve ♱he ♱ii♱le of brrony orr pegasiis♱err ):<<<<<<死亡 ♅
Ultim★tely ★rming the 10,000 grubs is more ★ logistics issue th★n ★nything else. We'd h★ve to figure out the f★vored we★pon of e★ch grub first.
:33< be gay do crimes :33< thats my meowtto
DIAMNODS DROOL,
maybe this is how we could've taken down the felt that time. i don't know whether this or killing them brought me more joy.
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Well ya gotta wear gloves, that's unsanitary otherwise.
I AIN'T.
well at least you're wearing gloves.
It's a fuckin' threat, dipshit. I'm sittin' in my corner and he won't shut up about ass inspections. Well, if he wants one so bad, the gloves are on.
What?
Keep this shit up Slick and I'm uppin' the inspection to a prostate exam.
legally distinct from that psychic bulge inspector
These new flatfoot monikers are getting out of hand.
everyone watch out for the asshole inspector.
>+. #MYTORTUREBASEMENT .+<
i don't know. for all i know you might since you're so fucked up in the head apparently.
bye asshole inspector.
I'm done. I'm walkin' away.
THE QUESTION NEVER EVEN CAME UP ON A PHILOSOPHICAL LEVEL! OH, YA THINK I SIT DOWN AND GO "ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, ASSHOLE INSPECTION!" NO!
because you didn't believe we had assholes.
RRRRGHHHHHHAAAAGHGHRGRGH
FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY ARE YOU DESCRIBING IT IN /DETAIL/
Should of know you would throw a pass at slick
REAL WEIRD THING TO PUT ON MY TL SEVENS
I'M NOT THINKIN' ABOUT ANYONE'S DAMN ASSHOLE.
this just keeps getting worse and it's all seven's fault.
where the hell do you think we shit out of. we all got dark moist caverns down there that let out turds. you do too. snowman does. get over it and again stop being a freak.
I'm TRYING, but now you all don't SHUT UP about it. I don't even think you GOT an asshole, you're like some freaky lobster thing...
stop thinking about my damn asshole freak.
Well, I stopped thinkin' about it for the bit, but then Spades posted about it again, and now you're postin' about it again, and now we're all in this kumbaya of depths thinkin' that I didn't think I'd do tonight. Fuck. Let's just stop it here and move on wit' our lives.
Can't believe yer thinkin' about it too.
Crowbar's forbidden love for the enemy
im into that u wanna bend over babe ;p #nsfw
Yer still talkin' about it. Must've hit a nerve.
my asshole can be as deep as it wants to be. mind your own god damn business.
Diamonds Droog.
...why'd you even think of me shovin' em up my ass, Slick? Somethin' on the mind? Or do ya need two of 'em to envision one wit' dat lack a depth of yours, matey?
why are you thinking about the depth of my asshole.
good. now you got a good pair to shove up your ass. have fun.
I keep collectin' Diamonds Droogs like friggin' playin' cards. I don't mind the attention, but fellas, at least say somethin'.
I've seen worse.
— Sounds like a challenge!I like that brb
Rubbin' my damn temples...
Tch, like you're any better. Only reason three a ya poozers got any brains is 'cause Deuce sucks all the idiot up for youse.
— There are at least two things impressive about me!
There's a lot more to ya than that, Trace.
Ya got spunk. You do a decent job. You ain't a pain in my ass.
— I am a pain in our Seven's ass for sure. Hmmm
sorry!
it's a fancy word for treating things in a silly way when it's not really appropriate to do so. @alluringFelicity is an expert on this subject! :P
— What is faceituous... Facietous? Face-itous
— I know and i appreciate the honesty dude
— Awww thanks! That's very sweet of you
— I found a really cute puppy today!!! It's so cute look at the nose splotches https://i.imgur.com/To7G7RS.png
— You know what you can keep that. I'm gonna own it
thanks for tryin bud
D YOURE KILLIN ME HERE!!!!! i need ta know the mraket! aint nothin more shameful than an ill-negotiated business deal! i only got like six fukcingn fiing ers to my name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sad awoos
Am I still allowed to be considered a Dilf.