♦ pitied by @diamanteDerelict
Hm. I suppose there are some mysteries I Won't involve myself in.
IM GIVIN YALL TIPS BECAUSE SOME OF YA NEED EM IF YER WEARIN A SUIT YA NEED TO GET A NATURAL FABRIC NO MAN/TROLL/CARPACIANMADE SHIT ITS BETTER FOR YOU AND REGULATION AND YA NEED TO CHECK THE WEAVE HOT WEATHER? LOOKIN FOR SOMETHIN YA CAN SEE LIGHT THROUGH COLD WEATHER? OPPOSITE OF THAT
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more #casey for the #casey tag!
im so sorry you had to find out this way, biscuits...
Ahem. Yeah I guess I'm a fan of boynook. Sure. I'll admit it. #nsfw
noones in my dms and im not in anyone's dms because i stay in my lane
My youngest daughter has kidnapped me and is currently ranting about the entire Aspect of Life to me. Help.
thank you for the honest and succinct answer droog!
you heard me! though youre always so foul mouthed i guess the waste doesnt need to be literal! hee hee! get it?
i honestly always wondered if carapacians were more like insects with or more like crustaceans where they can do things like urinate out of their face
every single member of the felt needs therapy cause they're fucked up in the head. not me though. crew's ok.
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im not that attractive why does this keep happening!
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Evil council be honest with me for ★ second here. ★re the titles ★t little much?
my head kind 0f hurts. s0 i think i will be heading 0ff f0r the night. take care every0ne. ribbit.
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DIAMNODS DROOL,
aight mOotherfuckers. listen. the rumOors are true. ive gOot a sOoft spOot fOor the vOoiced mass Oof 10,000 hungry grubs.
maybe this is how we could've taken down the felt that time. i don't know whether this or killing them brought me more joy.
Well ya gotta wear gloves, that's unsanitary otherwise.
well at least you're wearing gloves.
It's a fuckin' threat, dipshit. I'm sittin' in my corner and he won't shut up about ass inspections. Well, if he wants one so bad, the gloves are on.
Keep this shit up Slick and I'm uppin' the inspection to a prostate exam.
legally distinct from that psychic bulge inspector
These new flatfoot monikers are getting out of hand.
everyone watch out for the asshole inspector.
i don't know. for all i know you might since you're so fucked up in the head apparently.
bye asshole inspector.
THE QUESTION NEVER EVEN CAME UP ON A PHILOSOPHICAL LEVEL! OH, YA THINK I SIT DOWN AND GO "ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, ASSHOLE INSPECTION!" NO!
because you didn't believe we had assholes.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY ARE YOU DESCRIBING IT IN /DETAIL/
Should of know you would throw a pass at slick
REAL WEIRD THING TO PUT ON MY TL SEVENS
I'M NOT THINKIN' ABOUT ANYONE'S DAMN ASSHOLE.
this just keeps getting worse and it's all seven's fault.
where the hell do you think we shit out of. we all got dark moist caverns down there that let out turds. you do too. snowman does. get over it and again stop being a freak.
I'm TRYING, but now you all don't SHUT UP about it. I don't even think you GOT an asshole, you're like some freaky lobster thing...
stop thinking about my damn asshole freak.
Well, I stopped thinkin' about it for the bit, but then Spades posted about it again, and now you're postin' about it again, and now we're all in this kumbaya of depths thinkin' that I didn't think I'd do tonight. Fuck. Let's just stop it here and move on wit' our lives.
Can't believe yer thinkin' about it too.
im into that u wanna bend over babe ;p #nsfw
Yer still talkin' about it. Must've hit a nerve.
my asshole can be as deep as it wants to be. mind your own god damn business.
Diamonds Droog.
...why'd you even think of me shovin' em up my ass, Slick? Somethin' on the mind? Or do ya need two of 'em to envision one wit' dat lack a depth of yours, matey?
why are you thinking about the depth of my asshole.
good. now you got a good pair to shove up your ass. have fun.
I keep collectin' Diamonds Droogs like friggin' playin' cards. I don't mind the attention, but fellas, at least say somethin'.
— Sounds like a challenge!I like that brb
Tch, like you're any better. Only reason three a ya poozers got any brains is 'cause Deuce sucks all the idiot up for youse.
— There are at least two things impressive about me!
There's a lot more to ya than that, Trace.
Ya got spunk. You do a decent job. You ain't a pain in my ass.
— I am a pain in our Seven's ass for sure. Hmmm
sorry!
it's a fancy word for treating things in a silly way when it's not really appropriate to do so. @alluringFelicity is an expert on this subject! :P
— What is faceituous... Facietous? Face-itous
— I know and i appreciate the honesty dude
— I found a really cute puppy today!!! It's so cute look at the nose splotches https://i.imgur.com/To7G7RS.png
— You know what you can keep that. I'm gonna own it
Diamonds Droog.
thanks for tryin bud
D YOURE KILLIN ME HERE!!!!! i need ta know the mraket! aint nothin more shameful than an ill-negotiated business deal! i only got like six fukcingn fiing ers to my name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think that fish is eyein’ me. 👀 #vagueposting
Am I still allowed to be considered a Dilf.