♥ liked by @restlessAnimal
not me. i'm not that guy.
things are a bit wa(k7 right now, but i got 7ou, and karma
The kind of woman that has me acting unwise.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ concept: looking at the plushie of her she gave you its been a while since youve seen her and its getting unbearable you pick it up and shamefully, you make a few modifications to it its embarrassing but once you fit your bulge into it god it feels good a sleeve of her, its the closest youve felt to her in weeks you spill in it and imagine her face even after youre done you cant help but want to do this again ( #nsfw, fawning, yearning, because who doesnt love yearning, #plushophilia, f/f, yuri, archive rating: e ) ]
<<"hehe, no problem!">>
<<"also woahhh that's a really cute pfp!">>
<<"wonder what could've spurred on this post, hehe">>
ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
oh right #matespritmonday and #moirailmonday huh. @carnationDeficient i. love you a lot. eheh @restlessAnimal im gonna kick your fuckin ass ok
you should probably get used to seeing my cock if you plan on coming back!
it's a pretty standard post for me actually heheheh
it's me and my monster cock against whatever nook i find when i step out the house #nsfw
<<"hehe,,,">>
<<"maybe i can find a way to make something special then, hehe">>
pervert
<<"awwh, so cute >3<">>
<<"hehe, might have to give it a try if you're that enthusiastic!">>
<<"ooh, what if i tried learning how to make plushies??? that would be really fun i think,,">>
Girl with sh★rp f★ngs ★ssures you th★t the holes in her plushies were ★lw★ys there.
@restlessAnimal
:33 < thank mew fur telling me. i would have withmeowt thinking. beclaws i'm jaded to that stuff and am not great at thinking befurr speaking
so. kinda horny. need to knot someone. everyone knows the drill. volunteers. men. women. warning about the bites before. dont get mad i end up markin you. #nsfw
<<"mmwah!">>
<<"you really are so cute,,">>
<<"hehe, no need to apologise,,">>
<<"reallll,,,">>
<<"hehehehehehe">>
"we" i already been done dude do you have any self control or are you just so pathetic you cant get off without edging #nsfw
my dawg... they think of me... wiping a tear from my ganderbulb right now.
that.s my dawg.
LET'S BE REAL HERE. WELL, AT LEAST I WILL BE. A GOOD MAJORITY OF THIS WEBSITE REFUSES TO DISPLAY ANY MINUSCULE AMOUNT OF HONESTY, OR EVEN WORSE, THEY DISPLAY FAR TOO MUCH. YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GETS ME GOING? WHAT METAPHORICALLY STROKES MY BULGE? LOVE. ROMANCE. THE OPTIMAL APPROACH TO GETTING SOME OF MY NOOK IS BRINGING ME A BOUQUET OF ROSES AND OPENING THE CAR DOOR FOR ME. I HAVE THE HIGHEST OF EXPECTATIONS, OKAY? I'M A WHORE BUT NOT A CHEAP ONE.
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ TH3Y C4N 1F 1 F337 71K3 1T!! ZM PP7 PR3F3R TH3M R3TR4CT3D TH0 :P #NZFW 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
X Damn. I woke up horny af. #nsfw x
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ F0R M3 1T 1Z M3H3H3 1T'Z K1ND4 71K3 4N 1NC0NV3N13NT 670WZT1CK H4H! 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
Yes either until my therapist returns or I get a new one. I understand I shouldn't be without one for too long but the process is quite tedious in order to find a new one so I am choosing to wait in case they return.
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ Y0U 60T 1T!!!!! 1T'Z 4 J0K3!! H3H3H3H3H3H3H *4 P1CTUR3 1Z 4TT4CH3D ZH0W1N6 DC 70UN61N6 0N 4 874NK3T W1TH 736Z 0P3N W1D3. ZH3'Z ZH1RT73ZZ, 8R473ZZ, 4ND W34R1N6 4 P41R 0F 8466Y 874CK 80X3RZ WH1CH H4V3 833N PU773D 84CK T0 ZH0W 0FF H3R ZP1K3D 8U763. 4 V46U3 6R33N 670W 3M4N4T3Z FR0M 1T 4Z W377 4Z TH3 C3NT3R 0F H3R CH3ZT.* #NZFW 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ H3H3H3H Y3ZZZ!!!! 74ZT 0N3!!! 1 C4N 83 CR4CK3D, M4D3, T07D, 4ND P74Y3D. WH4T 4M 1? 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ Y3Z Y3Z Y0U 60T 1T!!! TW0 M0R3 TW0 M0R3!! WH4T C4N Y0U C4TCH 8UT C4N'T THR0W? 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ FR06 1N 4 873ND3R!!! 84H4H4H4H44 #V1073NC3 0K4Y 0K4Y TH4T W4ZN'T F41R 1'77 61V3 U 4N0TH3R WH4T K1ND 0F 83RRY C4N Y0U N3V3R CH33R UP? 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
<<"wwoah,,">>
₍^. .^₎⟆ Here’Ss your “resssearch” ;3 ꠹
<<"in that case, check your dms in a moment, hehe">>
You're fine lol. I was a bit shocked, but it's fine.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Show me the research f!rst꠹
I'm a gay man, and also 55.
It was a joke in response to an intriguing study.
Genuinely just going at it until my fingers go numb. #hornyposting #nsfw
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM NOT FLIRTING.
I have a really quick solution to finding out
no clue, i've never seen a troll's nook before. so maybe they're similar
₍^. .^₎⟆ They call me the pusssy purrowler ꠹
people say i'm very selfish for walking around with my cock out 24/7 but multiple studies have shown all time high's in happiness among earth c's population whenever i do it :B #nsfw
as someone with a severe lack of understanding in troll romance there is no way that is the right criteria to meet to be a pale-slut right
as someone with a fairly severe lack of understanding to the topics at hand. mehh i dunnoo i feel like there are people out here that fit the bill for pale-slut more than karma over here
i have a guess as to whats going on over there
ggod i need.to be heldd by thhe peoplel i lljke. ttold imdoing a good jobb im a good dog iim agood doggf_'fuuickkk nneedthem #nsfw
is she speakin of u. tf is goin on with u brah holy crap /pos
jade spelled backwards is edaj. which is funny
hiiii hello hiiii good morning! who wants me
*Hssssst* {〷} laying on tthe cold θttone floor θttaring intto tthe abyθθ €〱 *paah*
mmm. greasy me.
dogboy factory needs shut dowwn wwe are reachin critical levvels
nah man.
man i LOVE scrollin thru my everything and interests feed to catch up with what y'all been up to while i was asleep <3 i feel like im like. an antkeeper. n yall are like. my lil ant pets in my big ole glass container. watching yall scurrying around hehehhehe x3c
>>| .even when the sun .is going down .it's still hot. go naked. #nsfw
I'M LIKE A CAT!!! I PURR!!!! AND NAP ON YOUR LAP!!!!! PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
bweh gOOOOd night everyOOne hOOw's y'all
smile, youure wonnderfuul
eiight niine.
six seven
<<"mhm!">>
sooo liiike y'all cum here often? #nsfw
good on u !!! <3 glad i can be an inspiration for some awesome fuckin passion tonight lool :3c
girl its a simple yes or no question lmfao
why is it hot ova there or is it just mah scorchin hot body
thinngs are always easier if youu donnt care. to care is to be stronng.
who out here jackin offffffff #nsfw
mhm. mmhm. right. ur such a shameless pervert that you get ashamed of it. this makes sense ahhh just pullin ur leg here!! hope u dont mind me going off with some teasing hehe. umm. smth smth pullin ur leg smth smth pullin my fat cock
thaats the spirit!!! :D at this rate you will be a shameless fucking pervert in no time mweaheheh fuckin grips and squeezes ur ass <3
gotta be honest i rlly dont know how often ill be using this site lmfao. dont got much of a use for it other than a dumping ground for my thoughts ig well rn im thinkin im hungry. but also all of a sudden i got a massive boner and kinda wanna fuck the shit out of anythin but thats neither here nor there ya know #nsfw #hornyposting
listen thats prutty hot in its own right stay in your laaaaanee heheheh
i recommend: be a lot of a massive pervert! heheheh grabs you and throws you around and licks you mleeeemmm x3c
hey whaaaaat whats wrong with being horny :(
hey everybodyy hehe heard of this aaweesome site and like thought "heyy why dont i get myself on there and meet awesome new peeps!" sooo yeahh hiiii lmao heres me cumming like fuckin crazy as a first impression lol :3c
if i reely wanted to kull farm id say sum dumb shit like call me mommy or whatebber (dont) #nsfw for my fellow haters out there
Just w<>n ªt ch3ss ªgªinst @dªtªC<>ntr<>l G<><>d gªm3! (Is whªt I'd sªy if I ªctuªlly CªR3D!!)
oh!!! ha\/e you seen when a 7 sweep old troll named alice goes swimming in a damn located in alternian austraila, and then days later her body is found in a stormwater drainage basin. alice's troll caregi\/ers whom are in a steady matespirtship together, Russell and June, are called to identify the remains; Russell identifies the body as Alice's, while June refuses to \/iew it. the family begins hearing unexplained noises around the house, and alice's close descendent, Mathew, de\/elops mysterious bruises on his torso. Russell and June describe unsettling encounters in\/ol\/ing what they belie\/e to be Alice’s apparition: the former through a single incident in which an apparition aggressi\/ely confronted him; the latter through recurring nightmares of Alice's drenched corpse. Mathew begins experimenting with photography, seemingly capturing Alice’s figure in the backyard and, later, in a photograph taken at the lake. Belie\/ing Alice may still be ali\/e, they request an exhumation and DNA test, which conclusi\/ely identifies the body as hers. During this period, Mathew installs cameras throughout the house to record possible sightings, which appear to capture images of Alice. Seeking guidance, June consults self-proclaimed psychic Ray Kemeney, who conducts a séance but cannot explain the e\/ents. Months later, Mathew admits that he fabricated the "ghostly" photos and \/ideos in the hope of prompting the exhumation, gi\/ing June a second opportunity to \/iew Alice’s body; in turn, pro\/iding the former with closure. A home \/ideo recorded while the Palmers are away shows what appears to be Alice’s apparition and captures the figure of their neighbour Brett Toohey, whom Alice had babysat for, searching her bedroom. June subsequently finds a hidden \/ideotape depicting Alice in a threesome with Brett and his wife, Marissa. Russell concludes that Brett had been searching for the tape after hearing about Alice’s death. The Tooheys soon sell their home and disappear, and the Palmers are notified that any legal action would likely be limited to a suspended sentence, as the encounter would be considered consensual. #sexual-assault Ray later re\/eals that Alice \/isited him months before her death, reporting recurring dreams about drowning, death, and her mother being unable to see or help her, fears also recorded in her journal. Alice’s boyfriend, Jason Whittle, pro\/ides mobile phone footage from a school trip to Lake Mungo, during which Alice is seen burying something beneath a tree. The Palmers tra\/el to the site and reco\/er her phone. Its footage shows Alice walking along the shoreline at night and encountering a bloated, disfigured \/ersion of herself – identical to the body later reco\/ered at the dam – floating slowly towards her. The Palmers come to belie\/e that Alice wanted them to understand what she had experienced, although they differ on whether her death was moti\/ated by the encounter at Lake Mungo. Feeling that the haunting has ended, they mo\/e out of their home. As June looks into Alice's room for the final time, audio from Alice's inter\/iew with Ray plays, recalling her fear that her mother could not see her; Alice comments, "she's gone," as June lea\/es. A photograph taken during the family's departure re\/eals the faint figure of Alice in a window, and footage shown in the end credits (including Mathew's fabricated photos) shows her elsewhere in the background. a post-credits scene shows Alice's ghost lingering during a thunderstorm back at Lake Mungo is a really REALLY good mo\/ie IT'S ONE OF MY FA\/ORITES!! Z:D
what is your fa\/orite genre of mo\/ie? i can send you a recommendation!!!
:33 < woops, watching my sollicks purrlay furtnite! its funny actually s33ing jax furrom tadc teabag furrcking omni-man
the mo\/ies here ha\/e such short titles O_O
“i can rap on any beat i want, fuck it ill pull the fire alarm” - Things I’ve overheard in the office.
Money
★nother upd★te on pocket dimension: I c★n st★bilize it enough to store one (1) c★eg★r.
cooking. (dont ask what)
doing evil hobbies
Is the feed really this slow, or do I simply have too many people blocked...? Perhaps I should rest.
₍^. .^₎⟆ *Meows louder than everyone else*꠹
Mmmhm. I thinnk it wouuld be best for all of uus if youu learnned the virtuue of "Zip It".
<<"yuri day,,, yippee!!!!">>
https://fanlore.org/wiki/7uri_da7 ever7one. it’s 7uri da7
> th12 fuck1ng m1crowave ramen 1 got 2LAP2 genu1nely amaz1ng 1m not even k1dd1ng <
I relate very heavily to Marceline from the show adventure time.
<<< getting bulged down by a hot woman until i cant think #nsfw
fucking christ aki pop a xanny or something
im still in doubt if troll horns can be used as handlebars. i need to test this shit out definitely. im horny and in heat but i can still think. fuck yea. #nsfw
havent done anything horrendously depraved in a while! uhhh... kissing! kissing and hugging. yeah.
I'm over here stroking my 8ulge, I got lotion on my 8ulge man. Shieeeeeeeet mayn I'm a freak, mayn.
I think I'd like to do nothing but lay around today. Preferably with no clothes on. #nsfw
The carnal urge to have someone suffocate me with their ass, sweaty or not, will never leave my pusher or soul. Amen.
i think the only bad part about estrogen is how much my boobs hurt when they are growing. owww. #nsfw
▲pretty sure someone killed him▼
▲ive got a reputation▼
▲I think that could be the intended result▼
▼some of you people are too happy▲ ▼really think getting beat up in a back alley would make you less lame▲ ▼or at least a nicotine addiction▲
And what if I start horny posting before 10 am? What then? #nsfw
one n|ght |ll come on here w|th A th|ck bAd b|tch* At my s|de And |tll All be ok * b|tch |s genderAl neutrAl
if i mention my heat situation again. i feel like someone gonna ask if its the fuckin weather again. no its not. im just horny as fuck. #nsfw
My plan for the summer is to wear outfits that show off my fat fucking ass, and then tease people with it while pretending I don't know what I'm doing. #nsfw
ANOTHER THING I'M GLAD WE'VE LARGELY MOVED ON FROM IS THE ASK BLOG FORMAT. FINALLY WE CAN BE A REAL FUCKING WEBSITE AND SCROLL THE TIMELINE WITHOUT BEING FLOODED UP TO OUR KNEES IN WORTHLESS ASSHOLES CHOMPING AT THE BIT FOR A CRUMB OF ATTENTION WITHOUT EVEN TAGGING THEIR SPAM. NOW I GET TO SEE *REAL* POSTS LIKE CHRONIC VIRGINS BEGGING TO BE FUCKED AND GETTING NO REPLIES OR LIKES AND PEOPLE WHO ARE PRETENDING TO BE CHARACTERS FROM HUMAN ANIMATION SERIES FOR SOME REASON. AS WAS ALWAYS INTENDED. #NSFW #IGUESS?
glados is a completely normal character 2 want 2 smash rite like dats NOT a hear me out
Advice for humans and other aliens joining the site. Make two or three clueless posts. Find someone commenting on them who seems genuine and responds well to questions. Dm them. Learn through that and scrolling. Then you won't make any more clueless posts, except perhaps by chance and accident.
ok its important to be respectful... sometimes trolls just lie about stuff though
need a portal 2 duo so i can fling u off into the abyss when u arent doin the puzzles correctly
₍^. .^₎⟆ Look !n the m!rror and ssay: ! have a ju!cy booty, ! have a ju!cy booty, ! have a ju!cy booty! And !t’ll come true! ꠹
< I JUST EDITED MY ORIGINAL POST AND REMOVE THE WORDS. :o) >
< OH YEAH THEN YOU'RE FUCKED >
stuck with ya sins on display
We’ve all been there.
I wouuld roll my gannderbuulbs at youu, buut this is virtuual. Annd I also do nnot have visible puupils. So all I CAnn do is tell youu that I am disappoinnted inn youu.
im dying of embarrassment. oh my god. #nsfw
he'S just fucking called that man
ok actual answer depends on the timeline and all but human culture actually comes from troll culture there's a game to play and make a universe we played and made earth it was a thing. dw abt it earth cs are weird but dont think abt it too hard
reality sꙮmetimes just reuses stuff and peꙮple, because it thinks nꙮ ꙮne will nꙮtice. fꙮr all we knꙮw, leprechaun ꙮbama ꙮr whatever cꙮuld be the ꙮriginal. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
thats the president what do you mean
Pardonn?
Oh no I literally just quit right after the hell day ended. Pushed to prod and fucked off The things I needed to be present for have concluded so it was time to finally sever the last connection between [deadname] and myself 's just the aftershock that's making it hard to sleep
<<"aww,,">>
<<"that's the fun part! you don't!">>
Oh believe me, I am a lowblood. I juust donn’t have a habit of suuckinng uup to people..
Typinng quuirks are part of troll cuultuure annd etymology. Youu are nnot a troll.
Human is speaking aboout trooll issues listen and learn
When will s0me0ne invent w0ke #incest
list.tening t.touo t.trouolls t.touoouo ouoft.ten in general is prouobably nouot.t a great.t idea
Öür cäpïtälïsm ïs ïn späcë. Ï thïnk thät's dïffërënt.
douo it.t
Ï dön't knöw ënöügh äböüt hümäns tö säy.
wat are ur thoughts on spiders
<<"little friends!!!">>
o| HoT, nExT QuEsTiOn #tErAtOpHiLiA |o
i want.t mouore limbs t.touoouo
Sömë pëöplë mïght fëël thrëätënëd by öthërs ïn thë sämë märkët. Nöt më. Ï thïnk wë shöüld wörk tögëthër tö fïx prïcës. #cäpïtälïsm
putting lipstick marks on my bulge is the best way to thank me for a job well done #nsfw
in less yucky news chicken nuggets at 5am
I try to keep it a 8uck, even if I post some pretty unhinged shit at times! ::::)
still taboo but if were allowed to then we will. some people are real annoying about it though. acting all superior for not having these issues or desires and rubbing it in our faces. not like most of us would want to be like this if we got to choose. but also i just wanna date my brother. so.
is ok i dont mind questions dat r obvious cuz its liek conversation lol
mayb since t.this sit.te is alt.ternian t.they feel free
nope, defos still yucky nasty to most of us, i think you're right about the multiversal aspect skewing some folks around though
i can sprint in water
Why is this website still here. Has anybody worked it out yet.
yeah x see that now.
Yyyyyyyyep. There's even multiple of me! Though I think I'm the only dude version of me on here. ::::/
im souo nouot.t t.the best.t persouon t.touo e>.<plain t.this shit.t t.touo uwu buwut.t ill t.try ancest.touor- souo like uwu gouot.tt.ta be a high blouoouod t.touo even RISK ruwunning int.touo uwur ancest.touor. mouost.t t.trouolls will never even fuwuckin knouo t.their ancest.touors. mouost.t t.trouolls r juwust.t larping bc t.they fououwund a couoouol t.trouoll in t.the hist.touory bouoouoks w t.the same sign. t.theyre nouot.t like act.tuwual real ppl. i bet.t mouost.t r a lil at.tt.tract.ted t.touo t.the couoouol mfer in t.the hist.touory bouoouok. luwusuwus- t.this is a whouole ouot.ther t.thing which ig MAYBE uwu cououwuld call similar t.touo incest.t frouom what.t i hear buwut.t like?? t.the "prouoblemat.tic" part.t ouof want.ting t.touo fuwuck uwur luwusuwus st.tart.t way befouore couoncept.ts like t.the fact.t t.they 'raise' uwus.
There are multiples of Jade's, Rose's, John's, Dave's, aaand a 8unch of others. Multiversal platforms 8e a 8itch, ey?
yall really takxn thxs human bxt far just makxng shxt up every nxght
This is just a statement, no context needed.
Diamonds Droog.
if uwur alt.ternian incest.t isnt.t even real
A gentle nudge towards the community! In order to afford greater clarity and understanding, a few alterations have been made to the verbiage of the required tags page (OOC and IC) on the website. The biggest change is the "CW" tag now spoilers your message in the same fashion as the #NSFW tag. This ensures that users can avoid exposure to bright flashing lights or materials that could be objectionable while scrolling. It also prevents the necessity of using the NSFW tag as a means of maintaining decency on otherwise SFW posts. As a reminder, there will inevitably be content featured by the community on the website that some may find objectionable, morally dubious, dark, or even patently a tea from a cupboard unlike anything resembling one's own. My affinity for the Great Old Ones is tragically known to be other than universal, and for that, I tag my content responsibly. It will be the expectation leveled loftily with all shoulders that each individual chooses to block, ignore, or ic block any accounts that post content that may be found especially troublesome, triggering, or disheartening. If you are exposed to material that is not properly tagged, or violates a specific site rule, such harassment, impersonation of another individual, or an underaged character - fictional or otherwise - please submit a ticket to the moderation team, and we will be happy to assist at the earliest convenience. In addition, we have also pushed a much-requested feature update. Color wheels now work in direct messages as well. If you set a color on another user's profile, that incantation-like change will take effect even in the confines of private intermingling of words. You may chat feverishly into the wee hours of wonderful nightmares concocted betwixt one another, eyes unmarred by unflattering color contrast. Thank you again for your part in making Chittr the best community it can be. We are grateful for your continually cherished presence. #GreatOldOnes #NSFW #NSFWE #NewRequiredTags #Feral #Teratophilia #CW-HORROR #SlightUpdate #CenturyOfProsperity #ColorWheelFix #SiteUpdates #WitchChittr #ScryingOrbInsights
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yo. major warnings for #incest #nsfwe #substance or whatever. block me and keep my name out of your mouth if you dont rock with it.
i dont wanna get uuuuuup... cant the sleepiest girl in the world get another hour? :((
do girls think its hot when youre forward?
how do you even type with one hand?? really slowly??? #nsfw
oh wow okay good to know that bit of information. glad it helped i think!
its okay! just take a deep breath? its getting kind of hard to read what youre saying
..wait no no no no noooo no not like that! i meant like we can talk and maybe itll distract you a bit! im not like that!
jeez that sounds.. bad? i think? yeah definitely bad. i dont know how i would exactly but if theres anything i can do to help? let me know?
no i know what its tagged! its just that you seem really erratic? whats this about pain?
are you okay?
:33< dont i know it ;33c
:33< it tastes and smells incredible mewsually :33< #nsfw
🜲 Oh th⚜t's fine. I never s⚜id if *I* sh⚜med you, hoo. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
>>| get .a life.
tried on one of my old outfits recently! what do you guys think, do i still pull it off? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d444ac531567.png
>>| why people .even pity me? .i'm doing good. blood loss? just get rest. wound .open? bandages .and stitches. getting drunk? pass .away by .itself. .i .am doing fine. #cw-self-harm #gore #substance
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// four hours 30 min till. im so fucking scared
(voice of someone who knows she's not being particularly clever) jack on *clap clap* jack off *clap clap*
Wh★t the hell ★re you t★lking ★bout?
nuh uh
The wh★t?
No we reproduce ★se⚔u★lly
It's green
Tis in ★ bottle, with ★ cork, cool skull, is green.
Mine eli⚔yr
You wish
Pouring green in the w★ter supply ★g★in
spins neopronons around my head liek theyr in the mocrowave
[BEGIN MESSAGE] a1ternian cu1ture iz quite vi01ent. m0zt adu1tz are 0ff-p1anet. bef0ran cu1ture iz quite different. h0wever i d0 n0t have en0ugh data 0n it yet. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] n0t a pr0b1em. a 1uzuz iz a creature tthat ch00zez y0u az a grub. it raizez y0u and pr0tectz y0u. y0u in tturn keep it fed and happy. tthey are wi1d tthingz tt0 varying degreez. if y0u are 1ucky y0u may be ab1e tt0 z0rt 0f c0mmunicate bey0nd it hizzing 0r zcreaming at y0u. [END MESSAGE]
No it's on poob I just s★id
Gonch★rov is on poob
actually that chit reminds me bagels are genuinely so good like cream cheese bagels mmmm
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am happy tt0 anzwer any quezti0nz y0u may have. [END MESSAGE]
due to physical hindrances you will have to stack bagels on it instead of donuts. hope you can understand #nsfw
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i zee y0u have been enj0ying tthe zite tth0ugh. tthat iz g00d tt0 zee. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it iz a1z0 tthe "quiet h0urz" [END MESSAGE]
just happened to be looking at 7our response on s7link’s post, that’s all, haha
𓄀 ye're fine. bʊt als⌖ n⌖t inf⌖rmati⌖n ya discl⌖se and pet aint referin t⌖ a b⌖dy type. s⌖ kinda a wildly left field thing t'say. m⌖stly what i meant. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
in most timelines, the purple blood caste of trolls widely follow a religion with a basis on clowns. not all purples do. but a fuck ton usually.
Creating new accoounts too poost oon Am I The Asshoole subrageddit in my free time
i was wondering wh7 when i refreshed 7ou went from red to purple
I h★ve so m★ny things I w★nt to s★y, I just don't know how.
𓄀 twink is a h⌖rrible s⌖ʊndin term then. fʊckin' stʊpid. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
Wow! NEATO!
𓄀 ah, i was slim when i was y⌖ʊnger, still slim and shit bʊt ʊh gʊess m⌖re "Hʊnk" ⌖r whatever. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
WOMEN BuT LIKE IF THEY WERE FAT
all of this twink posting. when are fat women going to get a spotlight? :B
YES!!
LET ME PuT THIS SIMPLY FOR YOu GORGEOuS FAT > SKIN AND BONES
THINKS SHMINKS WHO CARES FAT WOMEN ARE BETTER
I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOuT TWINKS I WANT MY FAT WOMEN
<d3rlord3> Nope I'm very real thank you
<d3rlord3> I think the term you're looking for is xenophobic
Huh, I didn't know that either. Hell yeah.
yeah ykw this fuck's hey LL why dont you LLink that alien soundcloud of yours give a dawg a listen ykwim
I mean it's n⚢rmal f⚣r ME but I'm n⚣t really the best baseline t⚣ g⚣ ⚣ff ⚣f. fufufu~
Oh! In honor of the President returning to his rightful place in office, I'd like to extend both my sincerest congratulations -- as well as free stays at The Baroness -- to him and his staff. *(Offer is available indefinitely).
True!
Trollbama back in office, NEVER kill yourself
( might take a break for a while. Hate to be a buzzkill and all but I got some news that kinda made me sick and idk how to feel about it at the moment. Don’t worry my unhinged bullshit will likely return)
Trollbama Back In Thhhe Office. Thhhis Is Wonderful. HHHopefully My Facilities Can Be Amply Funded. Collecting Whhhat I Do Is Not Easy For A Troll Of Dubious Position On Thhhe HHHemospectrum.
I C@n't Even Horny Po$t @bout Thi$ One Guy$ I Ju$t W@nn@ Ki$$ Him For Being Cute Wh@t The Fuck
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Hey I just s★id I w★sn't going to look into it. Now if you'll e⚔cuse me I need to m★ke it cle★r to my friends I ★m ★v★il★ble for ★ny t★sk they could need.
Thank you Nyrita
two 7ears and two months, to be more pre(ise, i think
im tired i want to take a million naps forever and not open my eyes for a long time
you sort of like clean stuff up with a broom and you make a dirt/trash pile with it and put that pile in the garbage yknow
-kzzzt- tr0ll w0rd f0r y£@rs (r0t@ti0n @r0und th£ir st@r) -kzzzzt-
Roughly 2.1 years, give or take. needed to learn fast
good news, 7ou (an! if 7ou sear(h via the sear(h fun(tion and it pulls up a repl7, it pulls it up as a separate (hitt entirel7 and 7ou (an re(hitt that
What is....your favorite....fiduspawn...(> . < ❀) I will...try to see..if I can....have it...in the game...(^ . ^ ❀) And make....cute houses...for it...(^ o ^ ❀) #fiduspawntopia
Sylink introspection while not bre★king down time. I should prob★bly look into why I feel the need to be useful, I won't but I should.
What was that...?? They either HATE ME cause they AIN'T ME or they HATE ME cause they WANT ME. Or maybe BOTH.
wh7, thank 7ou!
better than an mpreg file, i guess
self improvement is overrated, i like who i am
1 h4v 1000 h0urs 0n 0verw4tch 4lr 1 th1nk u sh0uld just k1llme 1nste4d ♪͙͘͡ ★
TF2 IZ BETTER OVRWATCH IZ 4 PUZZIEZ LOL
YEZ ABD IT WENT HORRIIBLY WRONG EVER.YTIIME RGFKKLJNNNHGJLHKDGH
TGATZ WHAT EVERYHJE ZAYZ BEENN,,, HEARNHG THIZ ZHIT FOR ZWEEPZ
What was that...?? I AM STIMMING. SLAP THAT SHIT IF YOU ARE ALSO STIMMING.
Thys syt€ ys full of w€yrdos...Not r€alli though y am just saiyng thys v€caus€ of on€ sp€cyfyc gui. #vagu€posting #dir€ctposting
ALL I EV RER WANNTED WAZ TO BE LOVED IZ TGAT TPO MUCH 2 AzK FOR??????¿¿
I think you have to DM a moderator directly, iirc. I remember hearing people talk about a ticketing system but I don't think it's on-site, so your best bet is to tag in someone with the mod badge.
sometimes i wwish i could lick the empresses armpits so badly i could cry but i dont wwhat wwould be the point #nsfww
Hi. Taken from my own creepy woods behind my house. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/484013e1b66e.png
oh ok so youre just being pathetic on purpose nvm then
did you think that just cause i left to go to the bathroom i wouldnt see this. obviously im going on chittr if im taking a piss
I mean if it makes you feel any better the cat asshole was originally a deer like me. She just looks like this because of, uh, I don't understand exactly what happened very well, but AFAIK she constructed this body during the century or so she spent in time prison. Sorry she is like this. I am not a big fan of her either.
If I Said It's Refreshing To Have A Matesprit That Isn't Embarrassed To Be Associated With Me, Would You Promise Not To Pity React. Hate Reacts Are Acceptable.
WHAT ARE TOYS FOR IF NOT FOR BREAKING?
=oXO you seem nice too¡¡ yaay =oXO
=oXO yaay thank you¡¡ i try to be =:) =oXO
=oXO well, i hope you have a much better time here, then¡¡ =:D =oXO
=oXO awawa'''' that doesn,t sound fun''' =oXO
=oXO awawa''' there,s a human equivalent'''¿ honestly i probably should have expected that¡¡¡ i can,t even imagine what it must be like if this place seems too nice for it''' people talk about murder every day''' =oXO
=oXO ummm it,s not unsual for people to do that either¡ it,s a playful kind of thing in her case i think =:) i don,t think she means any harm¡ if it was all about flirting this would be a dating site¡¡¡ =oXO
=oXO no¡¡¡ they,re just reactions =:) they don,t mean anything flirtatious¡ =oXO
:33< f33ls like :33< a #girlbulge kinda day :33< #nsfw
FAT WOMEN
[MATE$PRIT$ ARE ROMANTI# PARTNER$ WHILE MOIRAIL$ ARE YOUR PLATONI# $EMI-ROMANTI# PARTNER$ THAT YOU $IMPLY DON'T HAVE $EXUAL INTER#OUR$E WITH BUT $OME PEOPLE JU$T AL$O THINK OF THEM A$ BE$T FRIEND$]
If you could chew her the fuck out on my behalf without actually killing her, that'd be great. Admittedly I don't know if the cat you're complaining about is the same one I know, but can't be too careful.