♦ pitied by @gracefulMatriatrix
ugghh. why the fuck are some versions of her nice sometimes? <:B
OK. OK. I SEE HOW IT IS. IM WEARING MY BIG GAL PANTS NOW. AINT NO FUCKIN WAY ALL MY MOM ALTS DONT KNOW ME. >:B
HOW MANY OF MY MOM DOESNT KNOW BOUT MY FUCKIN EXISTENCE???? GEEZ.
why the fuck is it only showing my ears? ugh.
kinda desperate?
THE NAKS APPEAR TO BE CIRCLING AROUND THE FOOD DO I SHOOT THEM????
imma start 2 post sum new stuffo eventally am just 2 busy recntly dats why am not evn psting much recntly
Drinking usually means I end up either horny or tired. It is the latter, tonight. Time to pass out. #nsfw #substance
I can give pleasure or pain Just gaze upon me, worship me And hold me in a holy bond So won't you come and ascend I've started wars over men But I've had Sappho write me songs Leave adoration for the modest Give in to temptation for this fucking goddess! A feeling you can't hide Don't you try and deny it Let out those thoughts inside, and Love me honey like Ambrosia Wine! An urge you can't ignore Come here and offer more I'll make you feel like eternal life, so Love me honey like Ambrosia Wine! #lyricposting #suggestive
okay yeah just tell me to go fuck myself i didn't need an answer anyways. #suggestive #semivauge
One of the skills I have greatly improved on is typing whilst drunk. Admittedly, sometimes I will purposefully include typos so people do not mistake me for sober . #substance
I do wish my metabolism would calm down a bit. For the sake of my chest. #nsfw I guess,
I can only "Go fuck myself" so many times. I have already done so in more ways than one do please tell me something else to do with my time. #nsfw #selfcest (technically) #tentacles if that needs tagged
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CALL YOUR OWN DAUGHTER A THING??? OR EVEN ASK TO HER WHAT THE HELL SHE IS??? UGH. >:B
Anyways, using terms you all have kindly given me: My former 'fling' has been texting me nonstop. Why do I ever unblock him?
I need more female friends.
Duuuh I'm jus a lil topsy Imas sullper fine Yous so perryry :))
Youres so right and pretty and stmart kaneya
Nooo I means dunk! Heh dunk Geeeeet dunked on! Hehe.
should i message the fish gal? <:B #vagueposting
(=^・ω・^=) < MEW FINALLY APPURRING AFURR AGES!!!!!!!!!
sometimes i miss being able to go through walls its a really underrated ghost power
:33 < i ship it so hard
Whiteness my rise to being a girl failure in real time with the power of spreadsheets https://i.postimg.cc/0yrYTDky/Screenshot-20260527-135855-2.jpg
For multiple reasons I will not be attending the beach episode unfortunately. Primarily due to my current biology involving parts of my body with Eldritch tendrils that have a tendency to strangle anyone who gets near me, the sigils of elder gods engraved in my skin and my current sensitivity to sunlight. I also am a tad self conscious about how I look I suppose. #Suggestive
I just scared myself with my own reflection. You would think I'd be over experiencing that kind of reaction to my appearance.
no i've had worse things happen than your orders. just stuff happened again i'm really bad at this :/ ruff-
I need a drink to get me through this morning. #substance
I should call her. Hm. Or not I suppose...No need opening up old wounds.
I'm already fretting on what I'm meant to 8e posting here... I'm really not sure!
IMAGINE getting some sleep after a long day of EVERYTHING that happens here and knowing that if one of my bosses thinks they can be the funny ones for once they can just put you in gay chalky jail for apparently an ETERNITY but also like 5 minutes or whatever IMAGINE getting some sleep after ALL THAT and then even more capital b BULLSHIT happens chalky busts outta gay chalky jail bosses are VERY NORMAL about that and i slept through EVERY BIT OF IT honestly THAT might just be the funniest thing ive done since i got here anyways BACK TO WORK NOW!!!!! someones gotta liven this place up (|;)
Ok, that’s enough #yearning. Can’t show people that I can 8e vulnera8le!
roxy confession: im scared of some of you especially the dawgz
ID LIKE TO ADD TO MY LAST POST THAT THE MENTION OF "A THIRD" IS NOT ANY THIRD BuT A SPECIFIC ONE AS FROM WHAT IM READING THEY MIGHT ALREADY HAVE ONE? NOT AS VAGuE AS THE QuAD SITuATION BuT NOT AS CONCLuSIVE AS I WOuLD LIKE OTHER THAN NOT BEING THE SPECIFIC THIRD #VAGuEPOSTING?
I WONDER HOW COMMON HAVING A THIRD IS SO FAR I SEE NO EVIDENCE OF THIS IN THIS CASE SO FAR HMM
HOW DOES ONE TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE FLuSH AND PITCH FLIRTING THE FLIRTING RIGHT NOW IT SEEMS PRETTY VAGuE DO I NEED MORE INFORMATION? #VAGuEPOSTING
jade is my mom. I GUESS THATS ENOUGH. #traumatuesday
i miss being ordered around it gave me purpose
i was getting tacos wtf happened?
lookin 4 motivation rn
jealous....
Hello, yes, good morning. I ran out of gifs of cats stretching.
I Like To Believe The Universe Hates Us In A Way, My Own Experience Is Somewhat Improving We're Back On Talking Terms. perhaps I Will Be One Of The Illusive To Get Back Together With Her.
A shame ሠቹ were looking forward to hearing it.
i swear t0 fuck if she takes l0nger than f0urty five minutes #sevenelevenp0sting #vaugep0sting
i know, rationally, vacuums arent that scary. i dealt with vacuums all the time, and even scarier science vacuums too. but lately, i dont trust the hoover...
haha hey chat how do you make a bunch of money fast please i need this
0h shit shes at my j0b i need t0 l0ck in #sevenelevenp0sting #vaugep0sting
since were back on the horny shit. i gotta knot someone up asap. this is also a invite. #nsfw #suggestive
no shit that spider compared me to my mom. or my moms? i dont fuckin know at this point.
still just a human jade with no remarkable features or abilities!
It's one of those days. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a34ddfa1fc57.png
i don't think i know even how to manage a romantic relationship anymore i don't think i've been in a healthy one for years