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2hit mayb3 Only on3 way to find out r3ally
:33< well look on the bright side :33< were going to make some bad purrson furry happy!
#NSFWE JUST A LITTLE GUY WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN
:33< twinsies in this way :33< our kinks match up so well! :33< shame we both s33m to be subs and bottoms :(( :33< #nsfw
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I try not to laugh at posts about people dying, but some of you have a very particular way of wording that is very funny. I hope you find the Jessica Rabbit to your Roger Rabbit ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
[SYSTEM: POWERING DOWN] [PLEASE WAIT] [ENGAGE PROTOCOL: night night sleep tight dont let the bed bugs chew through your wires]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA SHOTGUN CRYSTALIZED SOPOR DOWN MY THROAT AND THEN BLOW SMOKE RINGS ON MY BULGE? #nsfw
✿ how i feel like talking 2 some of u guys btw https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/100364948_4tyhiH3H0wHuEqv.jpg
(#NSFW #phoOoOotoOoOo #boOoOooOoOoty hoOoOope u loOoOove the tat moOoOotherfuckers just doOoOont be stupid oOoOobvi https://f2.toOoOoyhoOoOou.se/file/f2-toOoOoyhoOoOou-se/images/117803673_2nh8pknrTrtACE7.png)>
A CHOKEHOLD SOUNDS NICE #NSFW
yay, i lovE voluntarily handing ovEr my agEncy!
... only if you possEss mE aftErwards, and makE mE bury you or somEthing.
GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #WOMEN #WOMAN GGIRLGIRLGIRRGLGGRIL
:33< *the mighty huntress meowposts fur the billionth time*
I need meat in my m♡uth rn.. #nsfw #iwantmeat
#Iwantcandy Hm? Very odd.
#LOUDRECHITT
(tempted toOoOo start takin hoOoOorny pics thoOoOoughts coOoOomments busting maybe goOoOonna test the waters a bit #nsfw)>
#NSFWE #BREATHPLAY I THINK IT WOULD BE HOT IF SOMEONE CLAMPED THEIR HAND ACROSS MY MOUTH AND CHOKED ME A LITTLE FROM BEHIND THEN STOPPED AND DIDN’T ACKNOWLEDGE IT AT ALL
:33< doing some drawing :)) :33< https://i.imgur.com/BTC35tk.png
•ᴥ- why have your quads filled when you can fulfill your slurry duty with a plethora of pretty colors. -‿- #suggestive -ᴥ•
thank you for this gift! it's always a plEasurE to sEE this!
GyȺ†††!! I hȺve †w◯ hȺnd§ m◯†hȺȺȺfuckin if y◯uu neeeeed bȺck §uPP◯r†
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5116d147b849.png #IWANTCANDY #ERIDANWEEK
i think everyone should do crime. at least a little bit.
wish posts werent called chits because you know my ass is always doing a bit of a double take about it vis a vis freudian slip so and so whoever the fuck liked your clit pardon they liked my what #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THOSE LOOK HEAVY MA'AM DO YOU NEED HELP LUGGING THEM AROUND? I CAN CARRY THEM FOR YOU IF YOU NEED A BIG STRONG MUTHAHAFUCKER TO HELP YOU OUT. :o) #nsfw
:33< anya time :33< im a huge suppurrtpurr of hot peoppurr!!!
:33< MEOW!!! :33< lookin good k33p it up!
i am once again thinking abt cute boys forcing edibles down my throat n taking advantsge of me <3 #substance #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc
D—> Hello. Today I have joined Chittr for the first time in the hopes of making new friends… I hope I will be successful.
<body> ** putting him in the database of every college and university as an alumni so they ask him for donations too. </body>
i want hatebot hal to rail me #nsfw #hatebot
DREAMING ABOUT... AND NO FURTHER CONTEXT THANK YOU
ROX IS MAKING ME THINK ABOUT BEING DRUGGED IN A #NSFWE #CNC KIND OF WAY. FUCK YOU CHITTR TAKE MY CHIT. #SUBSTANCE
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ And not like- you know, the stereotype of the older woman drawing in the younger woman? With the cigarette? Like.. I'm the one, who has the cigarette. Does that make sense? #nsfw ]
If possible, I would like to summon a Bro Strider at your earliest connivence. Thank you.
<' hell yes, i love troll avril lavigne. :D '>
#True?
You're Inside Him, I'm Outside Him. #nsfw
Saw a snail today. Effervescent.
Some fools make hooch in their toilets. But I'm a man of class and culture. I make toilet alfredo.
The next Mf to Unfollow me finna get Smooched, fr
i yearn for the dark streets of a troll victoria era city like a fish yearns for water
I hope you feel better soon.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Oh lovely. I like to keep my gloves on. ]
BED TIME. who wanna snuggle?
Just rewatched one of my favorites "Wherein a police officer becomes chief troll cops of a small New-Alternian island community; the island community gets assaulted by a single deadly water-beast; the water-beast eats at least one promiscuous young lady, a small boy, and a greedy fisherman who uses his wife prized ham as bait; the chief troll cop then hires a grizzled man and he and his matesprite (Troll Richard Dreyfuss) get on the boat despite them later needing a bigger boat famously; after a harrowing battle upon the ship, the water-beast ultimate explodes in a pile of gore and viscera." I think "Wherein a police officer becomes chief troll cops of a small New-Alternian island community; the island community gets assaulted by a single deadly water-beast; the water-beast eats at least one promiscuous young lady, a small boy, and a greedy fisherman who uses his wife prized ham as bait; the chief troll cop then hires a grizzled man and he and his matesprite (Troll Richard Dreyfuss) get on the boat despite them later needing a bigger boat famously; after a harrowing battle upon the ship, the water-beast ultimate explodes in a pile of gore and viscera" may be a perfect film. No one film captures the intensity and fear that the situation. Man vs nature, fear of the unknown, and most harrowing, the failure of our institutions and government and capitalism. Yes, make no mistake of it, if the looming threat of capitalism, that dog would still be alive today. They would have shut down the beaches, inspite of losing their summer dollars. I would happily give "Wherein a police officer becomes chief troll cops of a small New-Alternian island community; the island community gets assaulted by a single deadly water-beast; the water-beast eats at least one promiscuous young lady, a small boy, and a greedy fisherman who uses his wife prized ham as bait; the chief troll cop then hires a grizzled man and he and his matesprite (Troll Richard Dreyfuss) get on the boat despite them later needing a bigger boat famously; after a harrowing battle upon the ship, the water-beast ultimate explodes in a pile of gore and viscera" a perfect five out of five score. For more information, please check out ""Wherein a police officer becomes chief troll cops of a small New-Alternian island community; the island community gets assaulted by a single deadly water-beast; the water-beast eats at least one promiscuous young lady, a small boy, and a greedy fisherman who uses his wife prized ham as bait; the chief troll cop then hires a grizzled man and he and his matesprite (Troll Richard Dreyfuss) get on the boat despite them later needing a bigger boat famously; after a harrowing battle upon the ship, the water-beast ultimate explodes in a pile of gore and viscera" on your preferred streaming service, or listen to the song ""Wherein a police officer becomes chief troll cops of a small New-Alternian island community; the island community gets assaulted by a single deadly water-beast; the water-beast eats at least one promiscuous young lady, a small boy, and a greedy fisherman who uses his wife prized ham as bait; the chief troll cop then hires a grizzled man and he and his matesprite (Troll Richard Dreyfuss) get on the boat despite them later needing a bigger boat famously; after a harrowing battle upon the ship, the water-beast ultimate explodes in a pile of gore and viscera " by "Lemon Demon" on Spotify.
uh 0h. i haven't felt this way ab0ut s0me0ne in a l0ng time. feels... weird. #vaguep0sting fuck y0u.
Types of scam ranked 8y how awesome they are: - Selling fake tickets: classy. Scam for elite 8itches. - Sleight of hand, like stealing wallets and whatnot: Have to show some respect for how antiquated that is. Throw8ack type of vi8e. - Crypto: Get OUT of my face. 0/10
I so love typing like a calm and collected individual! And I hate using swear words! It is just so unbecoming of me.
I WAS OUT FOR A LARGE MAJORITY OF THE DAY WORKING ON #SERIOUS #BUSINESS, THOUGH I HAVE RETURNED! I IMAGINE #ERIDANWEEK WENT FANTASTICALLY WITHOUT ANY MAJOR HICCUPS OR PROBLEMS SUCH AS THE HAPPENINGS OF LAST NIGHT, CORRECT? SEND POST.
(( Sorry chat. I spent WAY too much time thinking about the consequences of growing up the way Dirk did. He's just kind of neat.
me rn glk glk glk glk #nsfw #onehandedchittring
best i got, boss https://squidgeimmages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.comm/2026/03/31/EKRJw-KU4AIpzMMf.jpg
DO 1 H4V3 GR34T N3WS FOR YOU 4BOUT TH3 GU3ST ROOM 4T MY H1V3
sending an april fools virus to my friends (and alex) (its a harmless virus, calm down!!!!)
DO YOU W4NT SOM3 COLD W4T3R 1N 4 N1C3 D4RK ROOM
totally unrelated to my last post we should hold prongs i definitely wont steal your wallet
D --> Um D --> Both
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Kehehe, got it. ]
SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #vaguepost
i know im sorry 0n0
gonna let my cat make a post since his paws work on the phone screen Rtgbtf6yhyh yhyttgtg4 yogurt yhhyhuh7u haughty hhhhbgbybtvpr 7-Eleven 0yuyyhn
taxes arent real and cant hurt me no matter where i am
// I have to say this cause it's on my mind. "I'll ask my xyz minority friend about this to see if I'm in the wrong" is never going to work as a valid basis of an argument if you're in the wrong, because they're gonna be biased and agree with you. Just some advice from "The Black Friend."
that2 🔥
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'S not a half bad idea. Just got a question, you got someone on the thinkpan? ]
i amm a nnormmal annd well adjusted inndividual. i amm hetero jarred. i have nnever had a hornny thought inn mmy life. i do nnot listenn to what wommenn tell mme to d okay i cann't stick to this bit annymmore this is mmakinng mme gag while i write it #nnsfw #iguess
≈ All the thralls, ghouls and wretches shuffling around awkwardly amongst themselves because the hot necromancer tripped halfway down the stairs during her grand entrance, and frankly, they're not really sure how to proceed from here because she's super obviously trying not to cry. ≈
I apologize for my last post, I was in an unclear state of mind when I wrote it. For posterity's sake I will leave it up, but rest assured that I am alright. I merely need some sleep, I think.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hehehe. ]
So... which one of you fuckers sent me like 16 buckets, is this for a block party or something? #nsfw #genuinequestions
hhey does it turn u on 2 know how desperate i am 4 ur attention?? how i would do literally anything 4 u to praise and validate me? how ur like my hero and i look up 2 u sooooo much?? do u evr think abt how u could ask me 2 do anything no matter how humiliating or fucked up and id do it bc its u asking??????? just wondering <3 #nsfw #nsfwe
since i can't delete my acc0unt and am t00 much 0f a chittr addict t0 g0 0n hiatus i'm changing my display name. #pitybaiting #wh0cares
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lets give turbo incel misogynist a whole week right guys #patriarchy
// -writes out trizza's rant- girl jesus you are MAD
probably not. iit would mo2t liikely compliicate the whole reviiviing hiim thiing theyre planniing two do? ii thiink iit2 pretty fuckiing dramatiic two raii2e 2uch a 2tiink about hiim dyiing iif they were ju2t goiing two briing hiim back, but maybe that2 ju2t the per2pectiive of the guy wiith dead people 2creamiing iin hii2 ear con2tantly. lol.
((i now have to zoom out to 80% from 90% to access my full character list on my desktop 😭
culpriit2 expo2ed and nobody2 even triied two kiill miichael jack2on agaiin?? 2mh. #dashwatching
0k well sucks ab0ut that 0ther guy. what celebrity d0 we think is dying at #eridanweek t0m0rr0w? my m0ney is 0n tr0ll bbn0$.
#fatgirlsneed #fatgirlsiloveyou
i'm seeing a l0t 0f w0ulds and ifs and maybes but has any0ne else actually fucked themself? #nsfw #selfcest
y0u sh0uld really c0nsider giving me y0ur b0nes i can be trusted with b0nes and teeth and perhaps h0rns
I WIN SHE SAID I WAS CUTE
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You used to call me on my cell phone. #Vagueposting
D --> I disagree with your opinion #vagueposting
AInt n3v3r gonna catch m3 vagu3po2ting in thi2 bitch. If I got a probl3m with you, or I lik3 ya, youll all know it
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
some rusts have more telekinetic powers than others, , , others commune with ghosts and have them do their bidding, , , i prefer chasing trolls down and stabbing them, , , #violence #violethunting #:p
#nsfw Not sorry. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/6694/c1c20554dc4413c3406ab8bef6b91165.jpeg?7640124
Just heard about Chuck Norris. #ForTheBest
#loweffortposting of the day https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1487851636712931518/IMG_2154.jpg?ex=69caa551&is=69c953d1&hm=afcaaad2a98402dbcdc5f9a1b2c45fd2af9f2013304cb871ad716ca7f68c1621&=&format=webp&width=600&height=829
yOu sPiN Me rIgHt rOuNd, BaBy, RiGhT RoUnD lIkE A ReCoRd, BaBy, RiGhT RoUnD, rOuNd, RoUnD
one of da greatest pleashurs in life, is wakin up 2 the 1s u luv sooooo much, n den waking DEM up so they can get u brekkie x)
What did I do to deserve this? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d515c3c56cb.png #getoffmybackscratch #cancelallscratches
On my way to @apocalypticAnswers 's for some pancake offerings to the ghosts. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/672/966eef1c6bf7abae6dae0114f12a7f8c.jpeg?14997011 #nsfw
On one hand it's given me probably the strongest back a teals to have but fuck if it's not annoying #nsf≈
=^owo^= im wet #NSFW
EVERY TIME I ATTEMPT TO CHANGE MY BANNER BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL, SUPERIOR IMAGE, IT REFUSES TO WORK! THIS DOG IS MOCKING ME!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!
I'll be there in a few.
My package was de/ayed. Again. A shamefu/ disp/ay from the A/ternian mai/ system. I am righteous in my continued campaign of ki//ing the mai/ guy after he de/ivers my package. He served his purpose in /ife.
Not lost, not found, but a secret third thing.
Boy dinner I gusss
the grape peels dont go to waste btw. dirk eats them like a #freak
NOT G1RL D1NN3R NOT BOY D1NN3R BUT 4 S3CR3T TH1RD TH1NG
i lovemy family. Im so lucky. shoutout to the girls inmy life.
((help i was JUST listening to this like an hour ago))
Book of the damned is whispering again. #concerning Ego sum ira Domini.
I leave you all wit)( a personal favourite. Now playing - Pink Pony Club - C)(appell Roan )(ttps://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?si=RA4AKT)(RADmULt-l #nowplaying
B33 < they love me for my poasts
everybody shut the fuck up my favorite show is on #bullyrosehour
What th3 FUCK am I WATCHING unfold on main tonight
been seeiing a lot of chiitteriing about miisbehaviing homunculii. my homunculus got iinto the trash once. now iit’s on hiigh dosages of antii-psychotiics and benadryl and attends weekly jungiian dream analysiis therapy sessiions
READING ONTO THE RECORD! sometimes people think i am pitch flirting with them because i argue about every little thing they say about the most meaningless semantics for literally no reason even if i know im wrong just for the sake of arguing. no bestie i am just a legislacerator if i was pitch with you i would be biting already
i mean good luck getting off the phone with this guy ive got chops and they may be dull but theyve got insurance for the duration of their lifetime
Its OFFIS)(OAL! 38D I )(ave a temporary )(ivemate until I figure myself out. Walking t)(e plank off of LODAG was a great c)(oice! @twinArmaggetfucked #t)(ankyousomuc)(sollux #youwontregrett)(is #leavingt)(emediumspontaneouslyworkedout
♰ now listening to: tear you apart - she wants revenge https://open.spotify.com/track/3urJUvRhgMrwydaTQFVEg9?si=Yv1tv1OCREC3k3P-2ms1Tw ♰
Some of you are not meant to form words into sentences but do so anyways. It shows very clearly.
D --> Rest does not come easy to the restless D --> I need to break something but there is nothing I feel good breaking D --> Could someone destroy something for me D --> I order that someone destroy something for me
would u guys be mad if i gave u a dead squirrel as a gift #death #dead
As intriguing as this Jason is for the⁻ bioche⁻mical community, I think it is for the⁻ be⁻st that we⁻ le⁻ave⁻ him alone⁻. It is not worth disturbing him atte⁻mpting to discove⁻r why he⁻ is the⁻ way he⁻ is.
>([upside inside out livin la vida wokea #cw #tw #jokes #music #lyrics #posting #c#ittr]
tHANK YOU, fOR YOUR SUPPORT, aRADIA, iT IS ALWAYS, wELCOME AND HELPFUL, hAHA,
crush the virgin with rocks
hMM, i WONDER WHAT IT IS, yOU ARE SUPPOSED, tO DO WHEN, a FORMER FRIEND, wHO YOU KIND OF HAD, a SITUATIONSHIP, wITH, tHAT DIDN'T REALLY, eND GREAT, iS NOW IN A SITUATIONSHIP WITH, a NEW FRIEND, i MEAN, dO YOU, wARN THEM OR, lET THINGS, lAY HOW, tHEY LIE, oR, i AM, uNSURE, rEALLY, tHINGS ARE, wEIRD,
do you think someone could make a Malvwotavw cocktail wvith pomade?
there's #nsfwe now? what does that mean? "not safe for work 3V3R"?
every0ne hatin' 0n me like j0j0 siwa
Seeing Cr9nus' alternative self acting with remarka6le grace has g9t t9 6e 9ne 9f the m9re startling displays 9n this we6site. ... N9t that I'm c9mplaining...
Sometimes a bot just wants to be hunted for sport in the late evening amidst the trees and undergrowth. #nsfw
Offerin' protecti\/\/e ser\/\/ices t'anyone \/\/\/\/h'might b'goin' t'the Cue Ball Tea Party tonight. Just happen t'b'free as \/\/\/\/ell fer anyone lookin' fer non-strictly-business attendance.
uh, $he a lil′ freak, i gue$$ i′m an animal, e-i-e-i-o
Please do not ask me to take the wheel. I do not have a driver’s license.
Prrr... MrrrRrr? ::? https://media1.tenor.com/m/twkOV4hc7JUAAAAd/kitty-cat.gif
“She had waited all her life for something, and it had killed her when it found her.” *Excerpt from Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston
cest tro marrant 2 voir les gens en mode "awh french is such a romantic language!" quand mon cul es la avc lellokance dune brique de la zone
@bbarackobbama i feel like tr0llbbama,bbabby,n0,"ye$,we can"