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x33 < youre so kind, purrezi :33 < i also really like reading your pawsts, they always brighten my mood!!
TOUCHÉ. i did forget to shower today. HONK.
:33 < it felt mood appurropiate
perfect good job youre fantastic at this chittr thing
getting killed is barely an incꙮnvenience genuinely. yꙮu can dꙮ it. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
getting killed is barely an incꙮnvenience genuinely. yꙮu can dꙮ it. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
x33 < my apawlogies
x33 < embed fail x33
:33 < just a remindpurr that petplay can be #sfw as well!!
you should do it
ill believe it
it really is huh XD
im so embarrassed.... i heard someone say "whos a good girl" to their pet dog and my tail wouldnt stop wagging (´-﹏-`；) imagine playing with your dog in the park and a full adult woman runs over like "ME ME IM A GOOD GIRL" bluh :P
:|| < so this is what were talking about today, huh... #dashwatching
"= would it not be a little worse on the under arm? i have never used one. really should. it is really my kinda thing. ="
windy thing!
its clearly the best answer!! everyone else gets into some larger than life kinda scary situations all of the time it seems while that silly "sneakers o' toole" or whatever just gets to walk and sing a nice tune with his sneakers on. i would want to be like that obv lmao
if i was in that human show family guy i would like to be a silly cutaway gag side character that doesnt really do anything but is very funny even if they only appear for less than a minute :3
Is that not all we desire from life? To be seen before we cannot? Mustard man has it right. He will die with joy in his heart.
>:33 < *the huntress is always lurking, always on the lookout fur new #chittrships to add to her charts* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/779db63b25dc.png
:33 < *ac drags in this ship like a cat proudly presenting its latest kill* x33 < the furst of many #chittrships posts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d1e57438969.png
hauuugh let me write this down
finally some good asmr
Welcome! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
:33 < its a new moon tonight... :33 < and the woods are much darker than usual :33 < purrhaps dark enough fur the shyest critters and the wildest of things to come out and play
#lyricsposting #suggestive :33 < what will you do when she takes off her clothes? beg fur her body or touch your soul? when youre alone dreaming of her, you sigh :33 < the mother made us a savage daughter who never begs fur forgiveness i always wondered why they all came back for more... https://open.spotify.com/track/781UPsxt3CbdxYmIcufFDM?si=ab43302f9d624d97
:33 < *ac bites you back!!*
x33 < all nooks #pansexual #nsfw
Uh. Hmn. I'll have to think of the logistics of this one.
:33 < *even though ac only found out about this ship afpurr joining chittr, she is really happy to s33 how good they are fur each other!!* #earth-tships https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f55a6df2f17.png
x33 < *ac couldnt really think of a better way to repurrsent their whole shebang* #earth-tships https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d21b97f39a5.png
:33 < sometimes, when i close my eyes, i can hear the forest whisper to me :33 < it sounds like a sw33t melody, but i cant make out a word it says :33 < not yet at least
D---> Yes, I highly advise not licking the screen for the ne%t hour or so.
:33 < *ac pads around the furs a few times befur settling down with a comfy purr* :33 < nighty night efurrybody
:33 < instead of posting any of my purrsonal ships, i thought i should turn it into a little game x33 x33 < who would *you* ship me with?? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c5e32adc21a.png
:33 < *ac thinks they should talk to each ofur* #earth-tships https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/241307e5d081.png
:33 < *a bell tolls announcing the last #earth-tships of the night!!* :33 < *ac admits this one is pure speculation, but she really likes how well they match each ofurs weirdness whenever theyre in the same room together h33h33* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3606e1156731.png
:33 < *ac has a really extensive list of ships involving these two, but she thought she should start with her favorite* #earth-tships https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ede671e2a5fb.png
x33 < anyway!! back to our regular shipping schedule
:33 < i picked up arrowmaking a few years ago :33 < back then, i suppawse i just wanted to cling to the mewmories of him in any way i could, even if it hurt, and even if i was the one who put an end to what we had :33 < but nowadays, i shoot those arrows myself, with a bow i carved from scratch :33 < and i dont think ive efur felt more fr33 #vent ?
:33 < you should always make sure the purrson asking fur your purrnouns isnt a fairy befur anything :33 < they could be trying to steal them!!
mirror height +1.
he shrr|nk|ng :)
:33 < kanaya said i should put diced ginger in my water, and that it helps with all sorts of tummy related issues :33 < so now im passing this purrecious knowledge along to all of you!!
x33 < i dont meow terezi, i think thatd literally kill me
None of you ever post anything useful. Here's a tip: 8ash in your own thinkpan with the nearest 8lunt o8ject! #cw-violence
:33 < some of you have b33n asking when im gonna post any ships featuring myself... x33 < and honestly?? im not sure if i efur will x33 ://33 < thatd basically be love a confession!! something waaay too embarrassing to do through a shipping chart!! x33
:33 < *and as if nature itself were rewarding her fur all the hard work, the mighty huntress finds a really delicious-looking patch of moss!!*
#lyricposting :33 < where does a mind like yours wander when its sung to sl33p? :33 < mind the clamours of the restless bidders before you choose to w33p... :33 < and the hound is humming you a lie, a lullaby https://open.spotify.com/track/7K59Lt75PBN9VISevo3eYC?si=xOIs39oYRM-urfPM5xD1lQ&utm_source=copy-link
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lopan: owwzzz
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sO, tELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, wHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT, i'LL TELL YOU WHAT i WANT, wHAT i REALLY REALLY WANT, tELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, wHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT, i WANNA, i WANNA, i REALLY REALLY, wOULD LIKE TO, hAVE A YUMMY AND NUTRITIOUS SNACK,
:33 < yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
:33 < i may have misread that
It with me now Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
if you ever need another resupply just let me know ok
♡⸝⸝ I777 AIN777 ABOU777 HOW LONG I777 LAS777S!!!! flowers don7 las7 long bu7 people 7hink 7hey pre77y as fuck. fire always burns ou7 bu7 GOD i7s HO777! HAHAHAAHA ⸝⸝♤
:33 < i am b
D---> Well...there is a 50/50 chance on either outcome.
How Well Timed
Not exactly sure if that would give the exact results you are expecting but who knows perhaps you're right.
:33 < i found some wild ginger growing by the river today! :33 < truly natures chewing toy
I am the most substance intensive Chittrer out there, it is nice to meet you.
://33 < oh my gosh
:33 < shoot, i should make a better disguise next time...
:33 < you can check me too if you want
CHECK AGAIN..
:33 < in anofur life purrhaps i wouldve b33n a m33rkat girl...
I've r8rely 8een so disappointed a8out anything in my existence. How will I go on. May8e I sh8uld commission a 8ug zapper for my 8loodpusher.
its ok terezi. we know.
:33 < the rational purrt of my thinkpan is saying i purrobably shouldnt eat unidentified berries :33 < but they look sooo yummy you guys...
Alleged.
it happened i was there! :3
And we tooooooootally 8elieve you. Look it's that Terezi who does STUNTS.
doez cool backflip in screen!
PENNYWISE GETTING PAID:
READING ONTO THE RECORD! *checks it*
D8< th1s 1s l1k3... th3 gr34t3st b3tr4y4l 4 r4dgurl could xp3r13nc3! #d4mn #b3tr4y4l #notcool
:33 *ac avoids checking it*
did i pass the Vibe check?
not 2 get all sappy on main, but i already miss the feelin of their bulge in my mouth 😔 #nsfw
please don't do that, that's frightening
wtf was that did you guy's see that
The skeleton is here!
inssixndjixisopa
what was that? :eyes:
!
who goes thar?
no cause theyre sleeping! :3
:33 < hmmm purrhaps if i find a rainbow drinker, we could cull two chirpbeasts with one stone x33
:33 < big yawn...
nice
o| HaS He eXpLoDeD YeT |o
justin come home the kids miss you
://33 < only a little, but i cant say i hate it x//33
:33 < hmm... what does cute taste like?
:?? < i suppawse i could switch purrofile pictures... :33 < but heck, i really really like the one im using right meow
I need these.
feast your unwworthy orbs upon the kickass interdimensional headquarters a the council of eridans the HOPESPIRE my glorious seat a powwer from wwhich i wwatch ovver all matters pertainin to hope and wwhen necessary its swwift and decisivve destruction through the magnificent and indomitable energies creation itself has invvested wwithin me #hopespire #eridancouncil #mytowwer #myspire #myepicspire
because i dare not deny my wweapon its purpose
▲i would have even tried to make it funny, maybe▼
▲here i was lining one up▼
wOW, tHIS NEW dELTARUNE CHAPTER IS, rEALLY GOOD, sO FAR, i FINALLY GOT AROUND TO PLAYING IT, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/7961C6F9610C.PNG #CW-DELTARUNE
i MISSEd him ):F -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
not too much on little mister now we just BURIEd him ):F i fell in the grave -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i dIdNT but im haPPy youre here best FRIENd (:F -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
No
LITERALLY NO ONE SAID THAT. BUT SURE. I’LL SAY IT. TEREZI.
no but hi terezi
:33 < *ac holds up a sign! "fr33 kitty to a good home." :33 < "will wear a collar and suck bulge" :00 < nsfw
:33 < my dms are pawlso open :33 < if anyone wants to collar me and use me like a pawcket kitty :00 < nsfw
Y⚣u're right they sh⚣uld call it BLT (B⚣ys L⚣ve T⚣gether)
:33 < me?? :33 < why would i steal mewr food?? :33 < i'm just a catgirl :33c
I WISH.
MY LATE-LIGHT REVIEW OF THE 2009 SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE "PANDORUM." THIS MOVIE IS LIKE IF YOU COULD DOSE YOURSELF WITH IPICAC THROUGH YOUR FUCKING GANDERBULBS. EXCEPT DESPITE ALL ITS BLEAK, RETCH-WORTHY IMAGERY, IT'S. NOT AS PACKED WITH TASTELESS GORE AS I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT. IS IT DRESSED UP LIKE A GARBAGE B-MOVIE? IT FEELS LIKE ONE AT TIMES, DUE TO LOOKING LIKE IT WAS SEPARATED AT HATCHING FROM "EVENT HORIZON" (1997), BUT IT TREATS ITSELF LIKE IT HAS SOME GENUINE SELF-RESPECT. THIS IS A MOVIE THAT DID THE BEST DAMN JOB IT COULD WITH WHAT IT HAD AT THE TIME — MUCH LIKE A GENERATION SHIP BEING COBBLED TOGETHER BY A BUNCH OF BACKWATER, UNEVOLVED MORONS SO IT CAN HURTLE SLOWLY THROUGH SPACE LIKE A FUCKING BOULDER, ONLY TO FIND OUT THERE'S MORE DEPTH TO THE MYSTERY UNDER THEIR FRONDS THAN THEY COULD HAVE DREAMT OF IN THEIR WORST DAYMARES. HONESTLY? DESPITE BEING "YUCKY" INCARNATE, THIS MOVIE FUCKING RULES. I GIVE IT THREE AND A HALF OUT OF FIVE MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS. AND THAT'S BEING GENEROUS. TAKE MY FUCKING CRUMBS, PANDORUM. YOU DID A PRETTY DAMN GOOD JOB. HERE'S HOPING YOU GET REMADE DOWN THE LINE, OR SOMETHING. YOU DESERVED BETTER.
oh wwell you seemed like you wwere enjoyin it howw the hell wwas i supposed to knoww cod this is the problem wwith wwomen they expect us to read their pans an wwhen wwe get it wwrong its still somehoww the guys fault as if the clues youre all droppin arent indecipherable codswwallop
hmm despite persistence in annoyin me into abscondin i can confidently say that accordin to my analysis you wwill be the easier scourge sister to tame
thats NOT wwhat that acronym stands for surely youre pullin my fin here theres no flippin wway youre THIS daft
if you don't let themmmm you're a mmmmisogynist. you gotta let the ladies rend you asunder at least once
:33< dangles...
What is more powerful? THEYTHEM NOOK #NSFW <3 <> Or HELLEN OF TROLL <3< c3<
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6f1856e3322.png
im the only vviolet boy at the bowwlin alley wwith a cloak
-=[trgghrrggrhgghrgghhgghrghh_☺]=-
IN OTHER NEWS I'VE SPENT A LOT OF TIME THIS WEEK PLAYING VARIOUS RACING GAMES WITH VRISKA. THE VERDICT IS IF IT'S MORE OF A TECHNICAL GAME SHE WINS PRETTY MUCH EVERY TIME, AND SHE *LOVES* TO REMIND ME OF HOW MUCH OF A 'GAMER GIRL' (YUCK) SHE IS. BUT IF IT'S A LESS SERIOUS RACER? YOUR MARIO KARTS ETC, I WILL KICK HER ASS TWELVE WAYS TO SUNDAY. EAT THIS BLUE SHELL THEN EAT MY DUST, SWEETHEART.
NOT GOING TO QUESTION IT.
once you find out i want some
this is eri abuse
as demanded by bossgod caliborn #nsfw #pregnancy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63273a1d8b33.png
clap clap clap clap clap the sound a your cheeks as you wwobble awway
WHAT WOULD POSSESS YOU TO INDULGE THE POLITICS OF SUCH AN OBVIOUS REFUSE FIRE.
PLEASE STOP. I KNOW THIS ISN’T YOUR PUSHER.
can't we have an ETHICAL condescending milf show up? i know that's too much to ask but my word just one i could actually be flustered about.
You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry
!! FOR MY NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED A GUN !! BEFORUS IS A GOOD NAME!!!!!
!! FOR MY NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED THE VOLUNTEER TO GO BACK TO THEIR SEAT NOW !! It's a good name!!!!
Yeah this is a banger.
Thank god for toxic yuri.
im not xenophobic though.
You are teal for an amazing reason.
B33 < the temptation of getting cozy and watching cartoons is so terrifyingly real B33 < but nyalso...
there is! theres like. ice cream. ice cream vendors that are nice and will say nice things to u even if u look like a mess. ummm. yummy treats. clearly theres still good in thr world! just like, the ghoul that eats ur bones is prob not the kindest one out there
You better be vegan if this is the attitude you're taking.
dont care, didnt ask & my wand is bigger than yours #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd18723f90c2.jpg
I,,, do know what i'm talking about,,,
Roach poison tastes kind of like dry wall,,,,
20$ for a huge pizza two dogs two drinks an iced coffee and a chicken bake. all my dreams HAVE come true.
might be 2017pilled of me but i do love going to fantasy costco.
:33 < am i a subpurr purrbeast??? :33 < do people think that??? :33 < i'm supurr cute adorable purrbeast aren't i?
!?!?BEST?!?! YIPPEE -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
youre motherfucking amazing [:F -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
good evening chittr! its nice to see nothings changed in my absence! i did in fact end up going back to old alternia for some business but! im here now. :) sorry if you missed me
PAPPING. PAPPING. PAPPING. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i wish i HAd a shirt that SAId PlaPPing aint easy -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
you could have an irrational fear of text on a screen!
BX33 < lmeow whoops
SKILL ISSUE —EMBER💥
boo
nAw mAn dOn't lIkE Do tHaT )o:
:33 < gosh. im so downbad fur clowns its kinda ridicmewlous.... :33 < i k33p having lewd thoughts ameowt that fridge. :00 < suggestive