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...carefu𝓁. you have a sensitive nose.
...good evening. making some cand𝓁es. life is good.
:33< so what mew may nyat realize at this juntmewre is :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Rise and grind br0s (⌐□_□) Let’s get that cheddar (⌐□_□)
Oh gOOdnEss, thAnk yOU sIstEr, pErhAps yOU ArE cOrrEct! hmmm. I wIll prAy On thIs. sUrEly thAt wIll hElp.
3833 < You should have as much fun as possible and strive to have a body that is YOURS! > 3833 < This is the story of how I found out I can plug USB cables into my ghost body... >

✿ pr❦per fang care 𖥧s param❦un𖧧. 𖥧 have seen 𖧧r❦lls l❦se 𖧧hem f❦❦l𖥧shly ❦pen𖥧ng sealed cyl𖥧nders 𖥧n l𖥧eu ❦f us𖥧ng cyl𖥧ndr𖥧cal ❦peners. keep 𖧧hem sharp and s𖧧urdy ✿
Xenosociological fact: Some humans create social relationships based not on economic class (human haemospectrum) but instead on schoolfeed groups. For eXample, humans in the same schoolfeed group will often become quadmates, based only on these groups!
✿ any last words for da Glurp. to ward off the daymares my baldheaded roommate be givin me
if i ever make a fLLop post that wasnt me that was the cursed amuLLet taLLking #mycursedamuLLet
✿ every weapon formed against #glurpiweek will not prosper just so u know u haterz ahh u mad im funn
I g0t n0 clue what that is but (⌐□_□) I guess I will be glurpin t00 f0r my br0s (⌐□_□)
was missing a wire I needed and luckily my wire drawer had the exact type! ^_^ thank you wire drawer! I should… probably organize it at some point but there’s too many at this point @_@‘
✿ btw can u guys tell me when eridan week is over so it can be my epic turn. #glurpiweek
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theyre so cute https://64.media.tumblr.com/e2bfa339ebb86357fa4e3f0061ce3415/5af895e29130a569-e5/s1280x1920/eff15c63956765bf4f83351d0dcbba1a57d33ec1.png
:33< i mean to say if i say "why dont mew come ofur here and pet my kitty fur mewrself #nsfw" :33< are mew gonna say something to the effect of :33< "(•́⍜•̀)🎪cant im on that fuckin grind"
they see me r0llin (⌐□_□) They hatin (⌐□_□) Tryna catch me sc00tin dirty (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□)
what a great and awesome eridanweek right guys we all had so much fun we laughed we cried we had unmentionable actions and great times were had all around that absolutely no one thought was hilarious
✿ yes yes grow my little glurplings fetch me the best sandwich evar
✿ yeah bro u will be da coolest of purple nurples
✿ guys guys #glurpiweek is gonna be a thing trust me on dat trust da glurp kay? i wont disappoint my glurps
If I supp♡rt #GLURPIWEEK, d♡es that mean I can be ♡ne ♡f the c♡♡l purples?.
WHAT IS THIS… #GLURPIWEEK!!! AND AM I INVITED? I’D LIKE T0 BE INVITED! 🐺
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shoutout to my man glurpi #glurpiweek
xx_oh_em_gee_i_should_follow_moar_peeble..._LIEK_THIS!!!_AND_I_WILL_(maybe)_FOLLOW_U!!_if_i_think_u_are_FUN_AND_CUTE_ENOUGH_>:3_xx
✿ can u guys stop talking about #eridanweek and start talking about #glurpiweek like who gaf about that tuna chud
xx_@zealousWeaponsmith_xx https://media.tenor.com/65N5Wjz3EJUAAAAM/fluttershy-pinkie.gif_xx
xx_EEEK_UR_SOOO_SWEETIEEEEE!!_icon_fr_x3_xx
xx_sometimes_i_feel_like_i_dont_fit_in_wherever_i_go_bc_im_a_clownnn_and_i_like_all_da_murdurrrr_but_i_party_with_lowbloods_and_dont_like_da_holy_paintttt_>~<_xx
✝+ Priest attire is great, until it isn't. It's very hot. +✝
✿ well see i was lowkey failing my classes and i wanted to start a band so i left saying we were gon go on a 'self-led mission' now we bookin tours and i could neva go back to bouncy house sermons AGAIN
xx_OH_EM_GEE_YEZZZZzz_x3_i_will_make_sure_we_hav..._GLOWSTIX_xx
xx_i_need_moar_kandi_i_need_to_go_to_another_raveeee_AUAUuuhhh_i_have_suuuuch_cute_things_to_trade_xx
✿ yup #glurpiposting and u know wat a real glurpi post gotta include a big sandwich https://i.ibb.co/84NjbhLP/sandwich.png
From what i heard no Roses or Jades went to the #eridanweek / #iwantcandy thing tonight Lets give it up to all the Roses and Jades everyone
:33< hey check this out :33< *the mighty huntress opens the pawlm of her hand to show mew a tiny box*
xx_the_important_thing_to_remember_about_biting_people_is_that_youre_NOT_ALLOWED_TO_LET_GO_YOU_CANT_LET_GO_YOU_HAVE_TO_SINK_YOUR_TEETH_IN_FOREVER_VIOLENCE_VIOLENCE_xx
xx_I_THIIIIINK_a_bit_of_pink_or_green_those_r_some_of_my_favesssss_xx
def gunna be 70day’s affirma7i0n….cx #subs7ance #vi0lence h77ps://cdn.imgches7.c0m/files/4590ccd1ccee.jpeg
<3-If-I-had-a-genie-I-would-wish-for-unlimited-banana-pudding.
xx_did_you_know_you_can_just_eat_whipped_cream_like_you_can_just_spray_it_directly_into_your_mouth_theres_nothing_stopping_you_xx
...i did not say that. at a𝓁𝓁. ho𝓁d on.
i was going to post just the word 'girls' again but i was reminded that i need to diversity my posting >_< uh. any... engineering girls? arcade girls? horse girls? horses were demanded last time but im an electrician so i think engineering is a lot more cool sry abt that '^_^
✿ fuq u guys im eating my sandwich #sandwichposting be jealous https://i.ibb.co/84NjbhLP/sandwich.png
)(ttps://i.ibb.co/Tqk3tg30/ezgif-123145a26f3ca833.gif Look at t)(is absolute CUTI--E, everyone!
•ᴥ- need a fluffy haired grumpy man in my lap to pet. -‿- soothe him with some sweetness. honk honk. -ᴥ•
FR0M THE T0P R0PE!!!!! HERE I C0ME!!!! 🐺
I will be finding pages for the rest of my fucking life.
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
Try t♡ get my matesprit t♡ make a chittr acc♡unt..she’s pr♡bably g♡nna say n♡ </3 Update: nvm she said yes <3
east shrilladelphia, 30th block when you smell questionable burning you know you’ve found it
Are yoo goonna poost throough yoor ghoost oor?
0mg have s0 much funnn!!! p0s7 ph070s mmmmkay??? cx
found a party gonna wander in, if i get culled i’ll let you know lmfao
HOW ABOUT A CHEER FORRR EPIC AWESOME PRETTY COYOTE GIRLS WHO ARE GOOD AT FASHION AND BEING COOL AND
i 7hink 7r0ll bella sh0uldve smacked 7r0ll edward f0r 7hinking ab0u7 leaving her smh #nsfw ish kinda #kismesis p0s7ing
catgirls annd catboys this. puppyboys annd puppygirls that. cann we get this appreciationn for our mmuttgirls annd mmuttboys. annd mmuttbeasts (yours truly)? just people who are grunngy annd gritty annd tough to chew onn.
(^^)> It's nice to see mowe animaw wike twowws on hewe, I feew wess awone as a wowf twoww and my buddy @cuwiousCwowdew too :3
It's not a very high bar to clear, so yes.
:33 < it'd be much more fun if people ran and i got to chase them all the time :33c
✿ enjoying a snakk rn https://i.ibb.co/xSFPS4SG/appl.jpg
₍^. .^₎⟆ Who wouldn't want to feel l!ke a purretty k!tty? ! know ! do~
(^^)> AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
whλt the *hell* is λn introduction post seems kind of useless if you λsk me .:/ λll you need to know λbout me is thλt i like whips λnd thλt i'm λ girl, λnd you *better* remember thλt second thing or so help me god λnywλy, this plλce seems pretty cool so i guess i'll stick λround
Whoo even came up with the woord "fooid" it's such a stoopid term...
:33 < poizon is my fafurrite troll band of all time!! i love their songs and i think efurryone should go listen to their new album! @boisterousbat check out her purrofile fur more info!! :33 < this is a purrtified cat classic
₍^. .^₎⟆ paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you!!~
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! say goss!p culture !s dead and we should br!ng !t back! L!ke yesss, tell about that gold that made your palmhusk gl!tch~
hiiii guys im the drummer fr◇m p◇iZ◇n and we're a punk band <3 wayyy better than that dumb cl◇wn gr◇up a perfect circus 🙄 can u guys stream ◇ur newest album t◇ beat theirs? https://i.ibb.c◇/mFXt17XG/p◇iz◇n.jpg
if u guys hype up my bands album this is h◇w i'll manhandle y◇u (sh◇ut ◇ut t◇ @aspernabilisScillac f◇r being hunky) https://i.ibb.c◇/Xf2ZkDsC/60988161-k-T8◇c-Vs-A6g0t-Q3j.png
There are an awful lot of meowbeasts on this site...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do you have anything to say fur yourselves?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
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// so several adopts sold from the 6 i had on sale https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318761873092378684/1489433487604711636/image.png?ex=69d06687&is=69cf1507&hm=29c1e879ec131ec0cd3766b72c29fcfb3e8ddfe008bf2ea9faa2f42e66aae186& these are the last 3 im pretty damn happy, i can take a LIL bit of a break tomorrow but yippie!
✿ ok finally sum good advice DAMNNN im puttin dat slami on it
✿ ok guys making a sandwich what shld i put in it and yez it is gunna have 6 layerz just in case u were wondering. my sextuple sandwich. wait
type honk once for a joke and it’s how you summon them all lmfao

✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/6bcbb896ef6f.png ✿ ✿ s❦me𖧧h𖥧ng 𖥧 assume w❦uld c❦me s𖧧ra𖥧gh𖧧 fr❦m a #h❦rr❦r f𖥧lm, an aband❦ned clurch. 𖥧𖧧 never g❦𖧧 dem❦l𖥧shed due 𖧧❦ reas❦ns, and 𖧧he am❦un𖧧 ❦f appar𖥧𖧧𖥧❦ns 𖥧𖧧 h❦uses are plen𖧧𖥧ful ✿
ok i think its about time for another art raffle of dubious quality we passed 4013 on the kult thing react to this post if youre interested in entering so i can make a list ((THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE RAAAAHHH!! i shall give back to the peoples :catjam: its been nice interacting with the fandom like this <3 )) #artraffle #art
🔪🩵𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐅𝐅! 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘! 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄! ꪑꫀ᭙~ 🩵🔪
todays bone of the day is: raven skull! his name is petrov and i adore him 0u0 #bones #boneoftheday #ravenskull https://gargoylestatuary.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/sum-raven-skull-1.png
you have my vote!! pretend i didnt say anything about cursing purrplebloods!!
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Yeah fair enough. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
For what purpose are you wanting to shave his head? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.

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X I am inevitable, fear the lavender text’d being. x
X Oh I will, when you least expect it I’ll pop out of the shadows and flick it on like I’m pulling a switchblade x
X Buzz buzz buzz goes the shaver x
Wordle 1,748 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 the streak {ontinues.
X I just went and commented “buzz buzz buzz goes the shaver in his post” lmao x
// I'm sorry for Fozzer's flat responses beforehand. He doesn't use social media often. He's just out here, hating the government and digging graves.
:33 < this is a public purrvice ameowncement https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3646621278.2459/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg
X Who are we shaving? x
7ysm!!!! y0ure such a real 0ne cx ill be 0k! pinky pr0mise!!
I'M BACK DID WE #SHVEHIM YET? @WANINGCATASTROPHE
X I used to know people who did that ritualistically x
BREAKFAST IS SCALDING CAFFEINE FLUID (12 SUGARS). LOAF SUPPLEMENT. WITH GRUB. #NOTHINGSPARED #NOCRUMBS

✿ we near 𖧧he weakend ❦f 𖧧he w𖥧pe, may y❦ur hardsh𖥧ps be rewarded ✿
burned down 4 city blocks full of impoverished trolls, for starters. the sentence is light all things considered
to the person getting shaved bald today, immmm afraid not even the lawwww can bail you out of this one. such is the powwwwer of online formmmms
((little reminder that i also like to roleplay outside of making silly posts! i commonly roleplay on the downloadable pesterchum client but don't be afraid to hit me up in my dms if you ever wanna plot or just start smth random (:B i dont bite!))
================ character info post (for OOC only) ================ Gender/Pronouns: Male | He/Him Sexuality: No label because troll shit, but generally into men or masc-leaning individuals. Height: 5'6" Open to: Private RP, shitposting, quadrant shit if wanted but not really the focus. Friendship. #NSFW and SFW. #Gore and violence. Occupation: Mercecutioner / Tailor Interests include: Witchcraft, candles, pumpkins, Halloween, jackpots, pranks, superstitions, hexes, contracts, luck, money, horror games or movies, and costumes. ================ A wicked Mercecutioner in the making, this feisty cat, while on the surface he may come off as someone who is a bit wigglerish, he’s incredibly manipulative and strategic in order to get the outcome that he wants. He can either be loud and obnoxious for a chance at distraction, or quiet and lurking in the shadows in order to make his move. Normally, while he isn’t working to fucking assassinate trolls I guess, he’s rather easygoing with those he knows, and might be a little hostile and rude toward those who he’s never met before. He knows exactly how to get on the good side of people as a form of trust, not only to go in for the kill, but form an immediate bond. It doesn’t always work, he’s working out methods to make everything well. Whenever he’s irritated, there’s a possibility he’ll audibly hiss at you, as a result of being with his lusus. At his best, he’s passionate, cunning, secretly brilliant, and incredibly straightforward. At his worst, he’s greedy, jealous, snarky, and morbid. This is just a get to know the OC sort of post! The personality is a bit old, but I'm sure it's ok! :D ================ https://i.imgur.com/6olOXzI.png #characterinfo #oc ================
hi to efurryone who is up in these hours even though the sun is about to come up >X3
TAKING DOWN TODAY’S BLOG. TO REISSUE. PROCEEDINGS ARE CURRENTLY UNDERWAY. FOR @GRANDIOSESATURATION TO BE SHAVEN. I WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE. THE PAGE WITH ANY CHANGES.
the best part is that he thinks he isn'T going to be held down and shaved against his will
Understandable. Have a great day.
I SIGNED THE PETITION. YOU'RE WELCOME. #SHAVEHIM
I see. My team will preform some preliminary investigations and I will follow up with you once their research has concluded. For now, to make things simple, I would like to inquire as to why the community wants this individual bald. I see one user stated it is for “community spirit” and “union,” however that does not explain much. Why this specific individual? Why bald? I have many questions. Thank you for your time.
if i were you i'D get down from there because soon enough the top of your head is really going to feel the breeze and we would not want you getting chilly
just so you all know i have gone door to door with the petition from @waningCatastrophe and in just 11 minutes we have garnered over 17,000 signatures! wow, maybe a record breaking amount to add to the already growing list of e-signatures
WE ARE SHAVING SOMEONE BECAUSE OF COMMUNITY SPIRIT AND UNION
I hAvE mEt A nEw frIEnd tOdAy! hOw wOndErfUl, thEy EvEn ApprEcIAtEd my scrIptUrE qUOtE!
I Am On Full Support Of Shaving Someone Against Their Will #shavehim
LIKE TROLL KURT COBAIN SAID "SHAVE ME DO IT AND DO IT AGAIN" #SHAVEHIM
BITCHSTICKING NEWS!! User @grandioseSaturation is officially going to get shaved by the PEOPLE! Hoping for it! Stay tuned
WE'RE DOING THIS WERE SHAVING THIS HAPPEN
I Am On My Grindset Thinkpanset, And By That I Mean I Am Stealing Sick Loot From Your Hive.
I Am Not Financially Struggling I Am Doing This For Fun.
𐂐◯𓇋 Imagine needing dangerous; reputation-destroying; pan-melting recreational substances ★ ★ enjoy being alive. #HighOnLife
some trolls be posting the most heartfelt shit on here, and then their quirk is something that like flips every single letter, reverses it, translates it back and forth between 3 different dialects, replaces 17 letters with symbols and you just go "what the fuck is this" and keep scrolling
I L0VE Y0U T00!!!!!! MY FAV0RITE PURPLEBL00D!!!! 🐺
everyone's peepin the horrors bitch lets get you a smoothie and chit
THE H0RR0RS ARE PLENTY BUT I PERSEVERE 🐺
ea7ing jalapen0 chips and h0nes7ly??? n07 as bad as i 7h0ugh7 7hey were g0nna be! migh7 be my new fav... cx
SAMUŖAI TIP #1!: Tȭ be a samuŗai, yȭu must be stŗȭng in spiŗit and sȭul! wħȭ caŗes if yȭu pass ȭut if yȭu stand up tȭȭ fast if yȭu aŗe nȭble ȭf tħumpeŗ!
itll be a c0ld night in hell when i d0nt give my br0s their g00dlight f0rehead sm00ch (⌐□_□)
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( i remember reading the line "but we're both girls!" in a manga once and i couldn't sleep that day because i was so fixated on what that could possibly mean )
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// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
Having a #normalone! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
when you'RE a real poster like me, chittring IS work
D0 I GET ANY??? IM VERY HUNGRY AFTER L0SING ALL MY M0NEY IN THAT WAFFLE HIVE PARKING L0T FIGHT. ACTUALLY I G0T 10 CAEGARS FR0M THAT BUT I L0ST 20 S0 I 0NLY HAVE 10 AND I HAD T0 SPEND IT 0N SNACKS CUZ I WAS HUNGRY 🐺
...caeyos p𝓁ease, theyre just biscuits. now i hope theyre worth the excitement.
...of course. i have a 𝓁itt𝓁e baggie of them with your name on it.
...a simp𝓁e buttermi𝓁k mix. i didnt want to do anything too outrageous on my first try. i smeared one with some peanut butter and another with some butter, both were pretty good.
#gore #nsfwe https://i.imgur.com/px7umxc.jpeg
...these biscuits are incredib𝓁e. i’ve rea𝓁𝓁y outdone myse𝓁f this time, hehe. maybe i shou𝓁d start se𝓁𝓁ing them on chittr…
>opps looking scrumptious the way i wont leave a single crumb behind
( 💢ᏊOꈊOᏊ) < Yers is the righteous path of the Paladestroyer!!! Oath of The Crown! Because that shit you just said??? 👑👑👑👑👑
feeling like a girl kisser 7n b0ys are ge77ing 0n my las7 nerves... especially 7he 0ne ive been 7x7ing... ughhhh..... #nsfw ish
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Hmgmgmmgmg...!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ᗣ❖Ꮚ); < JUST LEARNED 'BOUT HUMAN PERIODS!!!! AND I AIN'T TALKIN' BOUT TH'TYPE THAT END BEAUTIFUL QUEEN'S SENTENCE STRUCTURES NONE!!! I'M FIT T'BE TIED! ( 💢ᏊOꈊOᏊ) < Give 'em t'me!!! I can take it!!!!!! Ain't none a y'all guys, gals, fellahs, 'n pals deserve that kinda sufferin'!!!! All at once...give me your energy!!!! I'll be OK, you go on ahead!!!!! Live your dreams!!!!
“when death takes my hand i will hold you with the other and promise to find you in every lifetime” - troll rupi kaur
In my squeak era...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #Cheese #Crackers
why does pokemon music fuck so hard?
I’ve Been Trying To Shut It Down Since Day One. I Am In Hell. I Need Something Better To Focus On.
@celestialAbsurdity @gastropodVehemence @waningCatastrophe p1.... https://i.gyazo.com/d6f756cb6e550718a1c5292f64bc7969.png
i never panic on main but oh my fucking fuck mcq- *the* mcq commented on my post i'm i need to respond i can't responduifebhiugreiughiuaebgiuebwiefbewiufbiuewfbuiebfwh
In My Opinion, There Shouldn’t Have To Be Any Reanimating In The First Place…
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! ERIDAN AMPORA, TROLL BRUNO MARS, TROLL JERMA985 AND THE HANDWICH MAN HAVE EITHER BEEN OFFICIALLY RETURNED OR ARE BEING REANIMATED AS WE SPEAK FOR #erdianw33k!!!! #wecame!!!
5 seconds before we fight to the death , , , @deathlessDeadwood https://i.gyazo.com/9eb37d54876a11b962899427939ee73f.png
...wondering if i can make biscuits. sure𝓁y they arent any harder than making cookies.
<p> all of you are freaks /every last one </p>
Sometimes it's okay fur girls to maul each othfur fur fun and not fur romantic cheesons, cheese understand this...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! The suspect behind the kidnapping of Eridan Ampora is DEMANDING #MayICome be spammed as much as possible to possibly SPARE the life of the star of #eridanw33k?! Also, GRANDMA GAMGAM may be joining Troll Jerma985 among the death count. Gamgam is fucking DEAD! https://i.imgur.com/KfoJYre.png
this. would never happen. at #beetleweek. you. have been played. for. absolute fools.
We see your Chitts, we know You're Not Okay / You're not o-fucking-kay We'll carry on. And we'll see you at #eridanweek. https://i.imgur.com/lzhKQEQ.png
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! TROLL JERMA985 (JEREMY ELBERT) FOUND DEAD WITH HANDWICH IN HAND AT #eridanw33k!!! Stay safe out there, https://i.imgur.com/yoKUQWC.png
MADAME WILL WȬŖK! Tħank yȭu kind jade!
ĦELLȬ FELLȬW WAŖŖIȬŖS!! SAMUŖAI ȬF GŖEAT ŖEPUTE! TĦE ĦȬNȬŖABLE TAKAŖI MAYNAŖ IS NȬW ȬN TĦIS WEBSITE TȬ SĦAŖE MY TEACĦINGS AND SEEK GŖEATEŖ UNDEŖSTANDING ȬF TĦE WȬŖLD AT LAŖGE! I dȭ nȭt speak in capitals all tħe time, but it felt necessaŗy fȭŗ tħis JȬYȬUS INTŖȬDUCTIȬN!
And what if The Black Parade came to #eridanweek ? https://i.imgur.com/XX4kgRW.png
⊂(・▽・^=⊂)< OOOOOOOH I AM S33ING THE FURRMATION OF AN ALPHA!
(=^≧▽≦)< HELLO HELLO HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FR33 ABO ASSIGNMENT!!!!!!!!!! PURRLY VIBE BASED!!!!!!!!!!
xX Pixenmom is being very insistent about her berry treats this evening. Xx xX You would think she's never been fed before~! Xx
like get a piano. get some drums. make something new. i'm sick of these fuckERs just licking theIR mics and playing video games.
oh to be a silly dog at home in my comfy bed snoozing away awaiting to be fed my kibble or if i so please beg for a treat but alas work 😔
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You know, when you're called "Dear" and "Darling" basically all your life, it loses a bit of the sparkle they have. ]
Who is Eridan and why should we care?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do enlighten...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
i wanna draw some fantrolls for warmupppp #ooc reply with a pic of your fantroll and ill consider!! !
I AM A TUMMY ACHE SURVIVOR.
Sa≈ a historical figure get flung across the party space. ≈ild #eridan≈eek
fullbody pendre ref <3 https://i.imgur.com/LOrUptt.png
cut3 girl said i look tasty #whatdatm3an
dØ yØu ever feel like a bØuncy hØuse, drifting thrØugh the wind, wanting tØ bØunce again? #eridanweek
Woman are ALWAYS #visible to me because I love and respect them so much!!!
I just alchemized some BULLSHIT. Still going to use it but you know, it's bullshit.
,..,testing tesiting 1 2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db32b40aeacd.gif,..,
,..,if i run you over its not my fault kay? the playlist was just 2 good,..,
if youre hungry and want a bowl of slop just let me know if you want it thick or thin (or spiked) and i will make it for you but do not ask me about the ingredients i will not tell you #eridanweek
Allow me to officially introduce the star of the show: Motley Marlot! 🎭✨ The Dark Carnival took an unsatisfied troll and painted me into a masterpiece of magnificent mirth! It opened my eyes, stretched my smile from horn to horn, and taught me that the universe is just one big, bloody joke! Hoohee! Look at me now! A glorious, giggling vessel of chaos! 🤡🩸 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/260e66ba6acb.png
if anyone ever wants 2 talk fantrolls feel free to pester me over on my discord @ bitterabbit ! ]]
I wonder what it feels like to drag a dead body through the dirt #gore??? #unsure

Are you #bouncingonit at #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28c0852979c4.png
✩⋆。𖦹°⭒˚。⋆ ⊹h୧ s⊹ars say y☀︎u sh☀︎uld hydra⊹୧⭑ n☀︎⊹ b୧☾aus୧ ☀︎f d୧s⊹iny⭑ b୧☾aus୧ y☀︎u hav୧ b୧୧n ☀︎u⊹ h୧r୧ survivin𝜗 ☀︎ff ☀︎f vib୧s and spi⊹୧⭑ ⋆。°✩⋆。𖦹°✩
I said do you wwanna be my 'rail, he said maybe (Maybe)
HUMAN INTERNET MEANS FINDING NEW FASHION INSPO. (*≧∀≦*) https://cdn.everskies.com/media/attachment/fUp2Yr5fRiSq9E1g8S3_.png
I don't uuunderstand why some ppl don't belIeve me abouuut huuumans. lIkeeeeee open chIttr duuude they're all over here Im not the stuuupId one uuugh
maybe i sh0uld bec0me an influencer!! i w0uld luv 70 d0 makeup and fashi0n c0llabs!!
>>| .anyone have this feeling: .oh boy, .i want to post something! but when you start to count .any .events that happened .in the night, but .only to figure that .it was .uneventful. no culling, no server bashing, no guns fired. like, the forest got quite silent for .an .odd reason.
L3SSGOOO my matesprrrit sent me 200 caeger to buy a flavor disc furrr tdov!!! #transDayOfVisibility 🏳️⚧️🍕 mew~ 💖✨
"Trans day of visibility" huh? Seems like a pain, on account of all the sneaking I do. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Out of respect for #transdayofvisibility, I will not be investigating any trans crimes. Which technically is the exact opposite of visibility, but I hope you understand the gesture.
Karkat (Karkat) Forgivve me, Karkat (Pleeee-heeeease!) (Oh god!)

((No way i forgot abt trans day of visibility, today is literally my day #ilovebeingtrans <3))
I knoww you're somewwhere out there, somewwhere far awway I wwant you back, I wwant you back (Karkat)
Happy tran$ vi$ibility day t0 all 0f th0$3 h3r3.
((happy trans visibility day!!! my oc and i both being trans men are feelin hella seen today hehe))
(Girlllll) I wwant you to tap that like button if you're gonna come wwatch me twwirl around at #EridanWweek tonight
haPpy Day 𝓞f bEinG viSibLe h𝓞pe Y𝓞u Are StiLl vIsiBl aT suNd𝓞Wn #p𝓞sitivity

happy trans visibility day ig ...... if y𖦹u celebrate

Hoot take oof the day: as a soociety we shoould st *little imp runs past me* did yoou just see that
Robots have feet designed for balance, stability, and weight distribution, featuring rigid metal plates for structure, rubber soles for traction, and articulated toe hinges for better contact on uneven terrain. These feet often use complex sensors and actuators to mimic human gait while managing stability, or specialized designs for specific tasks.
At moira ils hive 👀👀👀👀👀 oh fuccc kk k k k k. Yes ss
After Looking Into It A Little He Might Not Be. This Is Absurd.
bout to hit the batting cages, todays feelin like a good day \(0_0) o===
i haven't posted in a while, so sorry to my fans and folks at hive who want to learn about the supernatural and o{{ult. i got into some buggy trouble on the problem solver 5000 mobile hive. and no this is not fu{king tied to that 7/11 gas station explosion by south of troll englewood. just putting that out there. https://i.imgur.{om/g{tumyu.png
The Rumor Come Out: Does Troll Bruno Mars is Alive? Troll Bruno Mars is alive is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2026, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his alive. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as risen like Human Jesus. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.
As a PI, I would never advocate for violence or murder. Whether that is of celebrities, CEOS, or people who only kind of annoy you. However,
ARE THE RUMORS TRUE???
i still think troll bruno mars would love a triple lemon {itrus. he should visit if he is not dead.
HOLY $HIT NVM. #WELCOMEBACKKING #HMU
ME AND TROLL BRUNO MAR$ HAVE A $EN$UAL PA$T BUT NO-ONE EVER WANT$ TO TALK ABOUT THAT. #RIPKING
first they came for green markiplier and we did not speak out and now? they'VE come for troll bruno mars........
1s 1t tru3. 4r3 th3 rumors tru3. 1S TROLL BRUNO M4RS 4L1V3 ONC3 MOR3?
Oh shit, Troll Bruno Mars is alive again?
1 W1LL HOLD YOU. TH1S 1S TOO TR4G1C. >:'[
I'm not, Like, risking My beautiful And flawless Bod at The event I don't Want to Get mars'd.
i think troll bruno mars would've loved a triple lemon {itrus. support your lo{al businesses.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hey. Uh, Troll Bruno Mars is alive? They took him to be revived by the human girl, Jane I think? ]
TYPO IN UNEDITABLE COMMENT. LET'S ALL SEPPUKU. #THATMEANS #SUICIDE
!!!HARK!!! @gutsyGumshoe HAS HEARd THE HEARTS OF THE PEOPLE ANd RETURNEd THEIR BELOVEd TROLL BRUNO IF THAT ISNT PROOF OF MIRACLES I dONT KNOW WHAT IS COME MY BROTHERS ANd SISTERS ANd WITNESS TRUE BONdS WITH A MOTHERFUCKING MESSIAH
This seems like a deeply tragic, culture-altering sequence of celebrity fatalities. Anyway.
I need Fans but I don't Think eridan Week will Help now That im Thinking about It
troll bruno Mars is dead?? iM happy i didnt Go to that eridan week event or else i wouldve soMehow died too, rest in peace to troll bruno Mars thouGh he was one hell of a leGend
TEARS. IN MY BLOODSNOW EYES. TEARS EVERYWHERE.
Even the narrative couldn’t protect Troll Bruno Mars… I should’ve been there guys, I’m sorry.
1T H4S COM3 TO MY 4TT3NT1ON TH4T TROLL C3L1N3 D1ON ORD3R3D TH3 P4R4M1L1T4RY TO 4TT4CK 3R1D4N 4ND TROLL BRUNO M4RS TOOK TH3 BULL3TS. C3L1N3 H4S S1NC3 D13D.
Y3S, 3V3RYON3. H3 H4S D13D. H3 D13D PROT3CT1NG SOM3ON3. W3 MUST R3M3MB3R H1M. >:'[
1 w4s just r3m1nd3d w3 h4d lost Troll Bruno M4rs. Fuck. Fuck. 3r1d4n W33k W4s 4 M1st4k3.
Oh, I thOUght It prUdEnt tO stAtE, I wIll lIkEly nOt bE tAkIng pArt In #ErIdAnwEEk I dO nOt thInk It Is my scEnE In pArtIcUlAr bUt I wIsh thOsE pArtIcIpAtIng A vEry EnjOyAblE tImE
https://cutEgIf.nEocItIEs.org/sanrIo/kuromELo/kurob2.gIf
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < He is SUCH a charmer!!! A passionate creator!!! Golly gee, I bet he gives the warmest gosh darn hugs! With a hoop ‘n hollerin’ guttural roar behind ‘em!
:33 < Purrhaps you could take a look at our special section of the article entitled "Hot date spots to get some"? I'm sure there are more than a few spots that'll tickle mew're fancy!

> c0ntrary t0 p0pular bel1ef 1 d0 have a l1fe
wWw ive alwayzz found weird that we have the zzame word for friend and for an enemy wWw
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yawwwwwwn g00d evening every0ne!!! cx
:33 < #nepetaw33k Would be inpurbesting.. but we at the Leijon Gossip Column prefer to report the news, not be the news!
they don'T tell you this cool arguing tactic but when your opponent is trying to rebut you just scream really loudly in their face. make sure you can'T hear them even slightly. AHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! fuck you i'M winning

> altern1an has 39 characters and uses a RTL alphabet. remember t0 pay cl0se attent10n t0 s0me 0f the characters s0 that way y0u d0n't m1x them up, espec1ally the v0wels, eject1ves, and cl1cks. a s1ngle mark can ent1rely change the letter. #chr0masaltern1an
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i hope you guys don'T just see me as a random guy on your feed, but like a modern day philosopher. i'M troll plato and chittr is my fucking... uhh... wherever philosophers worked. you guys are all troll socrates or something.
HATING YOUR$ELF I$ $TUPID. IT I$ NOT YOUR FAULT YOU ENDED UP LIKE THI$, YOU $HOULD BLAME YOUR $URROUNDING$ IN$TEAD.
I think ill d13 if I efur went to thiss eridan week thing it sounds like a way to just get randomly shot >X3
w0m3n b3 my fr13nd
Wordle 1,746 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 pra{ti{e is everything
~th3y hat3 m3 cuz th3y aint m3. hashtag im sø aw3søm3
◩◩◩new update Idea: electrIc shock whenever you press send It◪◪◪
/======================================\ || Want to escape #THEMAN? || || || || Now you can. || || = @ (2) || || The #Maze! || || || || The Maze is guaranteed to block || || all outgoing signals, so you won't || || have to worry about being contacted|| || by anyone! || || || \======================================/
Human MGK speaks on Troll MGK counterpart - "He's, like, my alter ego's alter ego... I really get him, man. I've got horns too." Troll TGK's response: "I'm going to fucking kill that thing." https://i.postimg.cc/mgf774bN/890AB434-0569-40E8-92DF-8222394C854D.jpg
WOOOO hashtag femtanyI
shud 1 g1t my fr13nd 4n 4cc h3r3 https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/d1g1c4mfx-jp3gS1mul4t10n-2026-03-31T13-01-23.jpg
wWw fuckkkk ur making me mizzzz my long dizztance matezzprit dxx can't wait to hug and hold him wWw
wWw izz there a politically correct way to refer to lowbloodzz? i don't want to call them that way becauzze it impliezz that i find them lower beingzz than me and i don't wWw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ kismesis are built on a very specific foundation that makes them so rocky in the first place. it's about the grace. the envy. the jealousy. you don't cut them up all wild because you hate them. you cut them slow because you *hate* them. #nsfwe #gore ]
to the psionics out there: what'S the biggest thing you can lift? mine is like 14 marbles but i can propel them at near LIGHT FUCKING SPEED!!!
•ᴥ- remembering the good times. i used to work for a money laundering operation and they'd have me work the books. i was so good at it, we never got caught. anyway, happy early april fools. honk honk. -‿- -ᴥ•
wWw you zzeem to focuzz on negative emotionzz too much. it'zz important to take breakzz and treat yourzzelf zzomething good once in a while. your life zzhould be a pleazzure not an endlezzzz torture #zzpreadpozzitivity wWw

✿ 𖥧m n❦𖧧 𖧧ha𖧧 b𖥧g ❦f a d𖥧ll ✿
I MusT KeeP ChittrinG I'm FiguriN' On Chittrin'
👁️🗨️ But what if the girls could help lift your curse? 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 73 04 63 19 57 98

✿ 🍁 plan𖧧 #913 🌿 i f𖥧gured 𖥧𖧧 ❦u𖧧 𖥧n 5 guesses! 🟨🟨🟧🟩🟩 🔥 1 | avg. guesses: 5 h𖧧𖧧ps://fl❦ra.me𖧧az❦❦a.c❦m #me𖧧afl❦ra ✿
wWw love izz there to be zzhared no matter the quadrant <3 ☮ wWw
an/mal fun fact!: sOme spec/es Of bears can run as fast as hOeses!
:33< i dont do furdle i do pokedoku :33< but imeowgine instead i posted all red quares and then when questioned i say that the anspurr wasnt bulge 6 times or something like that :33< #nsfw ish

Anyway @coonsequentlyOoblique is like the funniest guy oon chittr y'all wish yoou had the aura oof this trooll
Wordle 1,746 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 @gratuitousAnnuity BAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
#N3wPr0f1l3P1c https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/d1g1c4mfx-jp3gS1mul4t10n-2026-03-31T11-22-48.jpg
:33< gr33tings! :33< the worst nepawta is here! :33< https://i.imgur.com/7hV99y8.png ((i will fully admit to tracing the chair from the og image because its 7 am and ive been up all night and didnt feel like drawing a chair but that is the ONLY thing i traced! ((referance image is https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/lakewood-plaza-turbo/images/6/69/PresentingJoeCuppa363.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20180504062120))
Thought I might try out a New Profile Picture! (( art commissioned for this specific hal years ago by jgartsdoesarts on tumblr! ))
The first step in changing your mind usually isn’t a perfect one. It’s messy and a bit off but it still a step from viewing burgundy's as 'lost causes' in the world. Having people in his own social circle call things out and ground him in reality can help more than anything, steering him away from that more predatory mindset.
usually not a woofbeast loverrr but I'll nyallow it just cause you know what's up >:333 mew~ 💖✨
1t c4n 31th3r b3 0n3 0f my f0ll0w3rs 0r 0n3 0f my fr13nds, 1tz 1nt3rch4ng34bl3 r34lly :p
oh oomfi3 it m3ans lik3 on3 of my follow3rs usually for lik3 mutuals, but also it sounds cut3 asf and thats what matt3rs duhhh
one of my freaks (came up with it myself, cool i know)
1 sh0uld surv1v3 4n0th3r s4w tr4p th4t w4s fun. https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/sc4rz
wingbeasts of a feather... just kidding. you'RE oomf so i can let it slide this time but we'RE keeping a close eye on you buddy
do you guys think performative highbloods exist? just hanging out in lowblood neighbourhoods reading books like "i fell in love with another caste..." just hoping somebody bites or what? maybe drinking a low-cal grubshake extra whip from the discount coffee shop too.
(( do you even wonder who runs these accounts because behind this chess obsessed misogynistic incel character is a feminist dyke who knows nothing about chess ))
never too late to leave the church, even if youre hatched in it
th<o>ugh such a thing h<o>lds n<o> meaning, i extend my greetings regardless. hell<o>, fr<o>m th<o>se discarded by life.
⇐ Wonderful! I Don't Know What Eridanweek Is, But I Hope It's Fun! 🤗
⇐ Tell Me Something Good That Happened Recently 😊
uhm! I could probably make one? >_< im not sure how id ship it to a troll though... is there space mail?
1 h4v3 b33n g1v3n d3s1gn opt1ons thr33 4nd four. Uncl34r 1f th3y w1ll b3 m4d3. https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/20723b5ffd1f.jpg
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Guess I'll try and show up for #EridanWeek, columnist goes where the news will be, y'know? ]
wew n0 0ne can take a j0ke anym0re lulz every0nes s0 sensitive
https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/Screenshot_20260330-205233.png @dstrider just told a suicidal reporter to kill himself. He did. Rip Johnathan news, fly high #serious #tw-suicide
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh Do you ever hear me callin'? (Eridan!) Oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh), oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh) Oh-oh
Am I allowed at #eridanweek if I don't know who Eridan is and do not care.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Is this just seadweller stealin' from seadweller? That's funny. ]
#IAmComing. This is a threat; take it as you will.
I hope you buys him flowwers (Uh) I hope you holds his hand Give him all your hours (Eridan, baby) When you havve the chance
<3-Sometimes-I-like-to-stare-at-my-lusus-like-this-until-it-gets-mad-as-fuck. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38bf35835f98.png
𐂐◯𓇋 I fucking hate fast food joints that ★ ★ ★ ★ce workers ★ ★ wear skimpy little uni★ ★ ★ ★ms. Every Orbeez should be shut down IMO.
Idk where yall stand but i'm on #TeamDogs

I like y.o°ur drinking glass but have a suggesti.o°n .o°therwise this l°o.o°ks like a great meal
Chiitter user "Xeskoh Allele" has iinvented what many nutriitiioniists are calliing "Super Lunch." Cliick the liink below to fiind out more 👇 https://ii.postiimg.cc/wT07zJPt/iimage-2026-03-30-171906302.png
...im... sure you do. come back down to the caverns and maybe id indu𝓁ge you. 𝓁o𝓁
IM N0T SURE I AM STR0NG EN0UGH T0 D0 THAT BUT I WILL TRY! 🐺
just iinvented a new thiing called when you fliirt wiith someone and they gets all flustered and shyly cover theiir face and you pull theiir hands away and force them to look at you as theiir face turns red and they whiines and struggles to keep eye contact.
it su<ks to be the type of person who bites people for fun but having flat ass rusty teeth #lifeisunfair
is anyone hungry? i knoww someone wwho is! i wwas just kicking my feet and pondering my big magical orbs wwhen this big lady came up out of the wwater to say hi and of course i had to toss a feww fresh fish into her wwaiting maww thats wwhy my hands alwways smell like fish #zoology #motherlife #strugglesofazoologist #wwet #lusiiarefriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/d4fb43544047jpeg
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you understand me... HANDSHAKING WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!
fine, i'll admit it. I REALLY LIKE DRAGONS.
^^ Watched one of my cleaning workers knock over a vase today, but instead of shattering, they caught it with their foot and it just kind of slid back into position. ^^ ^^ Someone's getting a raise. ^^
You may be a fit for this role someday. Unfortunately, I can see your resume from here. You are still free to apply, and prove me wrong.
-]@_i_dunno_how_to_get_a_job_as_beach_..._maybe_go_to_a_beach_and_ask_...
|w|hat if instead of being called chittr, it |w|as called t|w|itter. but everything |w|as the same except |w|e didnt exist, and it got bought out by some alien version of a highblood or something and renamed to something stupid

imagine being cl𖦹istered and dr𖦹pping bangers ( #neigelp𖦹sting )
^^ You know when someone's so stupid it's funny but so stupid you don't want to be associated with them? ^^ ^^ That's the most tragic. ^^ #vagueposting
/======================================\ || = Come one, (1) || || Come all. || || I will soon be opening up the || || gate of the #Maze. || || No expense has been spared. || || It'll be a time of your life. || || || || || || {I am not liable if you get lost.} || \======================================/
——§ ... I d∞n't kn∞w what t∞ p∞st f∞r my first p∞st here, s∞ have this instead. https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Myrdin/tr∞llwizard%20meme.png
ok i'<3 had lik3 a gorillion big b33fy guys in my dms but not a singl3 f3mboy m3owing in th3m and i think thats rly fuck3d up
GREETINGS / AND / SALUTATIONS / MY / DEAR / SUBJECTS! / ─┼─── IT'S / BEEN / BROUGHT / TO / MY / ATTENTION / THAT / THIS / PLATFORM / HAS / BECOME / QUITE / THE / HIT / AMONG / THE / 'MASSES' / SO / OF / COURSE / AS / DEDICATED / AS / I / AM / TO / UNDERSTANDING / THE / COMMON / FOLK / I / COULDNT / LOSE / THE / CHANCE / TO / MAKE / AN / ACCOUNT / AND / GREET / ALL / OF / YOU! / ─┼─── IT'S / A / PLEASURE / TO / BE / HERE / AND / I'M / LOOKING / FORWARD / TO / MAKING / SOME / ALLIES / PERHAPS / EVEN / NEW / FRIENDS!─┼───
Your name is VIXXIE H-PANSIE. Wow, what were you about to say? You are very STRANGE. You have many curious PERVASIVE INTERESTS, most of which you never tell ANYONE ABOUT. You’ve been known to live with your MOIRAIL OF AN OLIVE PERSUASION, but otherwise are WILDLY SECLUDED despite your blood colour. Most of which who have had the privilege of greeting have often said you are WILDLY UNREADABLE and that MANY WILL NEVER KNOW YOUR TRUE SELF, but are QUITE PLEASANT to be around and have a GREAT HUMOUR ABOUT YOU. Which is nothing of your caste, but for one who barely GETS OUT OF HER RECUPERACOON on off days it is considered ANOMALOUS. You are INCREDIBLY PASSIONATE about horrific music, sugary drinks and food and HUNT AND FISH quite frequently in the deep forest around your hive, and have been known to make A WICKED DESSERT OR TWO. Weird powers have also been bestowed upon you AS A “PURPLEBLOOD” and you have a strange hobby of possessing plush toys you create with EMOTIONAL CURSES OR BLESSINGS using the LIFE FORCE of the predatory creatures around your hive, the latter of which is more commonplace, as well as having an EXTREME OBSESSION with GARDENING. You secretly DISLIKE THE RELIGION of your caste, but DEEPLY ENJOY COMPANIONSHIP AND PARTICIPATE ANWAY. People are what makes you happiest and you will stop at nothing to ensure THEY ARE HAPPY TOO, even at YOUR OWN DETRIMENT. Your trolltag is terminaViola and you speak pretty fuckin’ informal and aren’t afraid to use a large variety of considerably kafkaesque verbiage, complete with a load of clown puns and many sign off faces Xo)
Chloractis pulcherrima b based budge https://i.pinimg.com/736x/20/37/3f/20373f5f772b9f18aba2d7fa4597a06a.jpg
FUCK. FUCK. MY QUIRK RUINED EVERYTHING. FUCK. DON'T LOOK. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O93kuTo2QDo
I don't know if I am a "hot babe" but I have been enjoying fallout new vegas. It's a very fun human game. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
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:33< fur those of mew who saw my face really big and my color :33< sorry i was f33ling silly

chopped tf outta my hair in the mirror jus now.... lookin cute af
⚇ ..did the site fall to the power of yuri? ⚇

pplease pelase stop please i cant take it pleaes please please let me me in please https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e356a334a50.png
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damn u guys broke chittr with yuri? why did my computer have to break at the same time im like actually sad i missed that
From what I've seen the humans really like "yuri" especially when he is ice skating. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Hm. Perhaps I lied. Is it not within one's right to be a little tacky as a lesbian during yuri hour? I need more pictures of myself that I don't dislike, but for now, you're getting this one again. This dress was far too back-breaking not to flaunt at least a little. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/echodress.png
ive spent a lot of time lurking but no time posting, so, uh hello! ^_^ hi!
∞i hope everyone is having a good day today and that no one is getting any migraines
^^ Watching all this yuri really works up an appetite. I'm going out for lunch. ^^
He||o Ch|ttr. Why |s everyone here ta|k|ng about yur|.
\) -•-Mhm I love yuri. My favorite flavor. Girls hit me up. <3-•- (/
Nonbinary yuri Y/N? Am I still in time vor the YURI SCUTTLEBUGGY? #yuri @territorialTantalization https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/vv70c77v0d4a.png
why eat shrimp with the wimps when u could be eating gruel with a fool
aw yeah i havent lost my touch https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0359.jpeg
Your name is SEDREK ZALETH You live in TUFF AS SHIDD bachelor pad all by yourself, which is ironic, because you aren't bachelor. Your lusus, the mighty HARLEQUIN CRABDAD, has been hibernating beneath the ocean a mile off the coast of Thrashthrust Beach since you were just a wriggler, which means that your upbringing largely contained a CONCERNING LACK OF CUSTODIAL OVERSIGHT. It's a miracle that you haven't been culled yet! You are a purpleblooded member of the MIRTHFUL FAITH OF THE CLOWN MESSIAHS, although your understanding of the religion is held in a way that many of your fellow subjugglators would describe as VAGUELY CONFUSED AND DEBATABLY HERETICAL. You have lifelong abstained from the SLAUGHTERFUL CULLING OF THE LOWER CASTES, a teetotalism which spawned from your misinterpretation of the passage in the Book of Uproar where it is written FUCK THE LOWBLOODS which you have taken far more literally than was intended. You subscribe to a personal philosophy which you arrived at from arbitrarily cherrypicking gospel passages that you thought sounded cool, a philosophy that has led you to conclude that ultimate meaning is derived from STACKING THE MOST PAPER, PAILING THE BADDEST SHAWTIES, AND KEEPING TO A GRINDSET MINDSET, whatever the fuck that means. Your primary hustle is the selling of SUSPICIOUSLY LARGE AMOUNTS OF RECREATIONAL NARCOTICS IN EXCHANGE FOR GOODS AND SERVICES, but your real passion is trying to kickstart a SoundClawed rap career under the pseudonym YUNG JUGG. You are notably hellishly good at TREKKEN, one of the hottest analogue fighting games on the market. You were once considered one of the best players in your region, but have since stopped attending tournaments after an incident involving an extremely salty goldblood and your NEAR DECAPITATION. Your trolltag is mercurialGorepriest [CG] and you type (•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOUD AS FUCK IN A WAY THAHAT SHOWS EVERYONE HOW JAZZED YOU ARE TO BE HERE. 💯💯💯💯 🔥🔥🔥 :o)
Where did you find the quiz? I am curious on human culture. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
@ perusing the ancient teXts so that i may cast a "yuri fireball". @ @ am i doing this right? @
i feel so powerful... I CAN'T BELIEVE I CAN BE THE YAURI... i win... :oD
can i truly be the yauri? I CAN BE BOTH? i'm free? WHATEVER I WANT FOREVER...!
if there's yuri... AND YAOI... then what is the nonbinary form of that? I WANT TO BELONG...
l0l @wh33z1ngSp4c3m4n https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/lm40D0nn13.png
< ah... not sure what a yuri is or why it is trending but it is nice to see everyone on chittr in agreement about something... >
Finally Finished With The Mxve, The Hxxfbeasts Gave Me A Run Fxr My Mxney But It’s Dxne And We’re All Relaxin’ Nxw. Fxr Such A Small Grxup They Wxrk Well Txgether…
// GHHDSGH YEAH, Morticia was correct. That's the age girls like her think about those things.
// she's 14 so that's what's wrong with her.
MORE YURi NOW! i’D KiSS SO MANY GiRLS iF i HAD LiPS
// This is my most popular fantroll and the people who know about her I don't think actually know who owns her. https://file.toyhou.se/images/11347086_jCBx7fB7oqeKsua.png https://toyhou.se/2754042.diania-lextio
o- i will let her know you think so ! i am sure she will appreciate the compliment :) -o
< ){ i only know what yuri is because of another jade who really likes that kind of thing, actually... but it sounds pretty fine!! the art style is cute... !oxo! }( >
< ){ yuri . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . }( >
i aM also open to non-bin8ry yaoi but w8it your turn its still woMens Month
The Contr@pt!on h@s evo/ved. !t now h@s @n @rm. ! do not know where !t c@me from. Hopefu//y !t sh@// use the @rm to k!// my ne!ghbor.
o- oh, it's what my creator uses to send people things ! -o o- she creates quite useful inventions ! -o
☆Guess I'll just cast this into the deep void and hope it doesn't come back to bite me lmao. I was cleaning my gun when someone messaged me about this platform, and now I'm here. And I'm your problem now.☆
^^ My hungry ass could never run a Phynix Week. ^^
https://file.garden/YyaZPdX23DJlLNw8/IMG_1668.jpeg Selfie.
CRU$H I$ A $TRONG WORD ACTUALLY. "POTENTIAL CHUM$ WITH BENEFIT$" I$ BETTER. #VAGUECHITTING
[> Made a Chittr at the perfect time, it seems. Long live omegaverse!!! <] [> Yes- this IS my first post, no I am NOT ashamed. Get with the times. Cringe is dead and I culled it with my bare claws. <]
o- yes ! -o o- i suppose, in technical terms, i would be the representative of haltan industries in the stead of my creator's online presence ! -o o- she is very busy ! -o
o- no, my processors are built in such a way it registers as normal to me ! :) -o
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Good evening. ]
o- with how the lenses making up my glasses are formed, i see everything in pixel art ! -o o- it's true ! -o
wWw no like yknow when you get the feeling that zzomething izzn't right wWw
which #worms are the slickest most slippery ones for #slickweek #wormposting
^^ Spinning out in my parking lot until someone who isn't me throws up. ^^
>> stay strong, silly, and sparkly, soldier ++
i used to have this webkinz that i used to pour lusus Milk on and suck the lusus Milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the tiMe 😭 i used to slaM it against walls and it would Make 8 loud thud https://files.catbox.Moe/6btpy5.png
https://file.garden/YyaZPdX23DJlLNw8/Mayam%20.jpg Really wish I would STOP growing. Ugh my thighs are so big too I can’t wear any skirts. Small prices to pay for being buff.
>> good timezone, guys, gays, and theys -+ >> this is your reminder to sparkle on and don't forget to be yourself ++ // https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/105794630_ELZz5USXYaPRkiJ.png?1755572818
1m s0 h0t 1 l1t 4 guy wh0 h4d 4 crush 0n m3 0n f1r3 4nd w4tch3d #h3sDumb1m4L3sb14n
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ^ཀ^ i did a bloodle♱♱ing ri♱ual wi♱h a purpleblood and summoned a freaky pink girl wi♱h five eyes!!! ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
߷ - gOOD EVENING CHITTR! i CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW NORMAL AND CHILL EVERYONE IS ACTING TODAY ,
// woooaah Willow ooc post, probably the only one that'll be made (mostly cuz she couldn't post this if she wanted too and I like to keep up the character running the account illusion) just wanted to drop her in her classpect (Seer of Void) on here because i thought it'd be fun; thank you to all of you who are interacting with her, its super fun :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/76e7700c309e.jpeg
i don't. know. the first thing. about. the occult. all i know. is. 1. beetle is. a noble and mighty. beast. 2. dirt. 🧡 3. when the fog. will arrive. and. i'm not. telling.
met up with an Old friend tO hang, tried On sOme makeup befOre i gO... what dO we think? ♡ "rule number three: wear yOur pusher On yOur cheek, but never On yOur sleeve, unless yOu wanna taste defeat" heading hive nOw! gOOdbye tO all the lOvely fOlX i met, hOpe tO see yOu all again sOOn ♡ https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/4c775d079fa0.png XO
@ for legal reasons, i must refute the eXistence of any potential cult or religious practices taking place within mine hive. other than that of the messiahs most mirthful, of course. @ @ honk, honk. @
am i stiII hittr ooI or have i not posted enough reentIy and is aII my reputation gone and everyone hates me
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I just don't get why this "Eridan" gets a whole week. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
all upcomminng weeks have beenn canncelled because we have lost tbe days
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ^ཀ^ s♱ill can'♱ qui♱e believe one of my ri♱uals a✗eually worked!!! ´ཀ` i summoned some kind of pink girl wi♱h five eyes ´ཀ` ♱hen she jus♱ kinda fucked off... ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
good night, dear one. i have been away, you see, but recently i have come into possession of a delicious beverage. pictures, + perhaps a selfie, will follow in time. sharing this moment with you would be the most wonderful thing.

l𖦹𖦹king f𖦹rward f𖦹r the quality jewelry but if 𖦹nly i c𖦹uld aff𖦹rd it
☽⛤☾ they summoned me here like a demon. are y'all trolls? like, alternia? Sam told me about this...
☽⛤☾ I have been summoned into social media... I see...
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ oཀo i♱ worked! i♱ worked! i♱ worked! i♱ worked! ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
< i mean i am eternally grateful of course. i just did not think my presence ever would make an impact on anyone of such import. and so soon...! >
1 l1k3 h1gh bl00ds s0m3t1m3s, just s0m3t1m3s. n0t 4ll th3 t1m3.
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< ah, i was not expecting to see so many other clowns on here... >
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ oཀo oh shi♱ some♱hing a✗eually happened!!! ´ཀ` um... hello grea♱ one? ´ཀ` from which realm do you hail? ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ´ཀ` okay, okay... i'm checking my palmhusk... ´ཀ` *ahem* oཀo o po♱es♱a♱es superiores quae es♱is, adduci♱e nobis magnum qui iucundus e♱ elegans si♱! ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
3833 < Hi there! Having a problem with your icon and how it's auto cropped? > 3833 < Try cropping it in an external application, I use FireAlpaca, and setting the image to be a square! (500x500 pixels for example) > 3833 < Pop your icon into something like Imgur or File Garden after cropping to your liking, and you've got a purrfect crop! > 3833 < Happy Chitting! > 38DD
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ^ཀ^ yeah ♱ha♱ works! yippee!! #gore ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
im so glad i dont have a normal office job being self-employed means more time to spend with my family
...human music is pretty good. i heard a song ca𝓁𝓁ed 𝓁eah by seeing doub𝓁e and i quite 𝓁iked it.
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ´ཀ` okay, umm... ´ཀ` i didn'♱ a✗eually ♱hink i'd ge♱ ♱his far... ´ཀ` hey, while you're here, wha♱ do you ♱hink abou♱ ge♱♱ing decapi♱a♱ed? ´ཀ` jus♱ like, as a fun ♱hing ♱o do... ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
I AM A VERY BIG FAN OF THE AMOUNT OF CLOWNS ON THIS WEBSITE. I WISH THERE WERE MORE! PLEASE SEND ANY AND ALL #CLOWN-RELATED-BUSINESS TO MY INBOX, INCLUDING HORN SALES, PICTURES OF FUNNY FACES, AND VIDEOS OF ENHANCED JAPERY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. SEND POST.
i despise trolls who are against writing within your own books annotating and adding to my poetry books is what keeps me connected to them and makes them mine

i love my horsey and my horsey love me.
if the messiahs were alive TOdAY what WOULd you give them this 12th Perigree give them a 200 caegar gift certificate at flavor dISK jhoees
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ^ཀ^ okay! @waningCa♱as♱rophe i'm ready when you are! ´ཀ` i drew a s♱ar ⛤ in ♱he circle cause i ♱hough♱ i♱ looked pre♱♱y... ´ཀ` and i li♱ some candles, ♱oo. aren'♱ ♱hey nice? ´ཀ` go ahead and lay down in ♱he middle of ♱ha♱ circle... ´ཀ` and remember ♱o keep very s♱ill! ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
J--s this some sorta new cryptid J-- ain't heard of
>>| that human who .is screaming .about green guy .averts your gaze from .a real .issue, the real reason .of wiggler tantrum. couple hours .ago he had .a kismesis divorce .and .only now .it hit him .into thinkpan. .it's his defence mechanism from horrible .acts by some "incest" .other dude.
I DO BELIEVE SOMEBODY OUGHT TO HELP DAVE REUNITE WITH THIS 'GREEN MARK' AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! HE SEEMS SEVERELY DISTRESSED. #BRINGGREENMARKHOME SEND POST.
The book for today is "The Emperor of Ice-Cream" by Brian Moore. It's short, a bit funny, and overwhelmingly tragic. I'd recommend anyone with a few hours on hand to give it a read. I honestly don't want to say much else about it, since I feel the more I say the more I'd ruin the book for others. It's rather old, so I'm sure you can find a PDF of it online somewhere. #book #bookreview #isitwrongforabritishmantoenjoyabookthattakesplaceindublin
wh0 is markey iplers and why is he s0 green (⌐□_□)
...i. sigh. just make sure to come back hive.
...why are you signing up to be a sacrifice.
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ´ཀ` grea♱! ^ཀ^ find your way ♱o my hive and we'll ge♱ s♱ar♱ed! ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ´ཀ` looking for a willing sa✗erifice... ´ཀ` i mean volun♱eer! ´ཀ` you jus♱ need ♱o be able ♱o lay perfec♱ly s♱ill in a circle i drew... ´ཀ` and don'♱ worry abou♱ ♱he décor. ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
↘️i have such admiration for my fellow indigos.↘️ ↗️AND ALL SOCIAL AND PHYSICAL SUPERIORS OF COURSE, BUT I WILL MAKE A SEPARATE POST ABOUT HOW AWESOME AND CAPABLE THEY ARE IN A SECOND IF I NEED TO.↗️ ↘️we really are boots on the ground.↘️ ↗️GETTING STUFF DONE.↗️ ↘️sometimes, my office members will pat my back so hard it makes me cough my prior midmeal into the back of my windtunnel.↘️ ↗️WHERE WOULD THE MARKET BE WITHOUT US.↗️ ↘️shambles.↘️
g green markiplier c come back d dave misses you
Wouldn't it be fucked up if an evil, corrupted Troll Obama from the future came back in time to kill us with sorcery and we had to defeat him?
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. moirails are important and everyone needs one .. even the trolls who say they can 'handle themselves just fine' need one
-------------------------- mmm. no. beetel only gets Wares from his inVentory system. or else holefather is Upset that beetel break promsie.
-------------------------- hm. need coin. bUt perhaps yoU can sell necklace to Vendor to get a coin.
Everyone SHOULD be Obsessed with Me sorry I don't Make the Rules <3
-------------------------- UsUally metal. small. size of claW perhaps. jUst one of any coin is ValUable to beetel.
-------------------------- hrm. one disk of Wealth.
im so fucking tired, its getting wvarmer too, and i wvake up wvith kurloz clinging to me like crazy, and im ovwerheating and shit. 😩😩
\) -•-Chittr update kind of goes crazy. I like it.-•- (/
we should totally celebrate 100+ online users!!!!
-------------------------- beetel has neW Wares in stock, many neW Wares. item,description "matriorb shard (cracked)","a fragment of a sacred reprodUction relic, faintly hUmming and still Warm to the toUch." "gl'bgolyb tissUe (preserVed)","pickled flesh that sUbtly pUlses When exposed to psychic actiVity." "Unhatched jade beetle brood clUster","eggs etched With faint symbols that seem to Watch obserVers." "mUtant drone qUeen carapace","a partial shell that sloWly secretes a resin Used in ritUal blessings." "larVal commUnion mass (liVe)","a Writhing clUster of larVae that forms symbols When fed blood." "clockWork scarab","a mechanical beetle that syncs With nearby heartbeats—or something else." "titan beetle helm","a holloWed shell helmet that amplifies Whispering Voices." "symbiotic spine beetle","a jarred parasite capable of bonding to a host’s nerVoUs system." "iridescent elytra cloak","a cloak of Wing cases that shifts color based on nearby emotions." "beetle choir box","a container of insects that harmonize into eerie, chUrch-like tones." "distilled hemolymph Vials","liqUids from VarioUs castes caUsing effects from eUphoria to Visions." "poWdered carapace resin","a fine dUst Used in ritUals or recklessly inhaled." "molting salts","indUces shedding of skin, sometimes beyond intended limits." "qUeen pheromone ampoUles","sUbstances capable of commanding lesser creatUres or attracting UnknoWn entities." "fossilized grUb sap amber","amber containing preserVed organisms that tWitch Under heat." "Whispering chitin idol","a mUlti-eyed beetle statUe that speaks in dreams." "blessed cerebral parasite","a dormant entity that grants Visions along With its oWn inflUence." "echo shell of a deep-sea screamer","prodUces distant, oceanic sermon-like soUnds When listened to." "tUned bone rod","a psionic condUit that Vibrates near psychic inflUence or deception." "fragment of a song","a glass-contained resonance cracked from internal pressUre." "mandible gaUntlets","articUlated gaUntlets capable of crUshing or delicate manipUlation." "beetle resin adhesiVe","an indUstrial adhesiVe that permanently bonds nearly anything." "bUrroWing drill-Worm","a trained organism that tUnnels throUgh stone bUt may escape." "liVing carapace armor","modUlar plating that sUbtly adjUsts itself for Wearer comfort." "grUb-silk filament spool","extremely strong thread that remains faintly Warm." "jar of failed grUbs","malformed larVae that form faces When agitated." "mUlti-headed messenger beetle","taxidermied insect With mUltiple heads Whispering different messages." "jade blood signet rings","mUltiple identical rings all claiming to be aUthentic originals." "liVing map parasite","a creatUre that craWls into directional shapes, sometimes inaccUrately." "half-eaten ritUal tablet","an ancient tablet partially consUmed, With the rest still digesting elseWhere." "royal jelly extract (Unstable)","grants temporary aUthority With Unsettling side effects." "grUb-drone hybrid","a restrained, illegal organism of qUestionable sentience." "caste-altering injection kit","a deVice that attempts to modify caste With Unpredictable sUrViVal rates." "memory leeches","paired organisms that remoVe and retain specific memories." "empty hUsk body","a freshly Vacated body With no explanation proVided."
✩⋆。𖦹°⭒˚。⋆ a jad୧ b୧୧⊹l୧ br☀︎☀︎d ☾lus⊹୧rᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎ wha⊹ a dr୧amᵎᵎ ⋆。°✩⋆。𖦹°✩
-------------------------- cUrrent comma separated spread sheet of beetel Wares. item,description "matriorb shard (cracked)","a fragment of a sacred reprodUction relic, faintly hUmming and still Warm to the toUch." "gl'bgolyb tissUe (preserVed)","pickled flesh that sUbtly pUlses When exposed to psychic actiVity." "Unhatched jade beetle brood clUster","eggs etched With faint symbols that seem to Watch obserVers." "mUtant drone qUeen carapace","a partial shell that sloWly secretes a resin Used in ritUal blessings." "larVal commUnion mass (liVe)","a Writhing clUster of larVae that forms symbols When fed blood." "clockWork scarab","a mechanical beetle that syncs With nearby heartbeats—or something else." "titan beetle helm","a holloWed shell helmet that amplifies Whispering Voices." "symbiotic spine beetle","a jarred parasite capable of bonding to a host’s nerVoUs system." "iridescent elytra cloak","a cloak of Wing cases that shifts color based on nearby emotions." "beetle choir box","a container of insects that harmonize into eerie, chUrch-like tones." "distilled hemolymph Vials","liqUids from VarioUs castes caUsing effects from eUphoria to Visions." "poWdered carapace resin","a fine dUst Used in ritUals or recklessly inhaled." "molting salts","indUces shedding of skin, sometimes beyond intended limits." "qUeen pheromone ampoUles","sUbstances capable of commanding lesser creatUres or attracting UnknoWn entities." "fossilized grUb sap amber","amber containing preserVed organisms that tWitch Under heat." "Whispering chitin idol","a mUlti-eyed beetle statUe that speaks in dreams." "blessed cerebral parasite","a dormant entity that grants Visions along With its oWn inflUence." "echo shell of a deep-sea screamer","prodUces distant, oceanic sermon-like soUnds When listened to." "tUned bone rod","a psionic condUit that Vibrates near psychic inflUence or deception." "fragment of a song","a glass-contained resonance cracked from internal pressUre." "mandible gaUntlets","articUlated gaUntlets capable of crUshing or delicate manipUlation." "beetle resin adhesiVe","an indUstrial adhesiVe that permanently bonds nearly anything." "bUrroWing drill-Worm","a trained organism that tUnnels throUgh stone bUt may escape." "liVing carapace armor","modUlar plating that sUbtly adjUsts itself for Wearer comfort." "grUb-silk filament spool","extremely strong thread that remains faintly Warm." "jar of failed grUbs","malformed larVae that form faces When agitated." "mUlti-headed messenger beetle","taxidermied insect With mUltiple heads Whispering different messages." "jade blood signet rings","mUltiple identical rings all claiming to be aUthentic originals." "liVing map parasite","a creatUre that craWls into directional shapes, sometimes inaccUrately." "half-eaten ritUal tablet","an ancient tablet partially consUmed, With the rest still digesting elseWhere." "royal jelly extract (Unstable)","grants temporary aUthority With Unsettling side effects." "grUb-drone hybrid","a restrained, illegal organism of qUestionable sentience." "caste-altering injection kit","a deVice that attempts to modify caste With Unpredictable sUrViVal rates." "memory leeches","paired organisms that remoVe and retain specific memories." "empty hUsk body","a freshly Vacated body With no explanation proVided."
// drawing gamzee sleeping in a cupe and then trying to look up recuperecoon references, they're all a lil different and a lil freaky lookin regardless.
3833 < She Dunkin on my Donut til—– > 3833 < POAST CANCOLED EGG IS HATCHINK?!?!?!?!?! >
. if you ever feel too stressed to function try washing your face with ice cold water .. it may not seem like it'll work but trust my words, it does help
im gonna drop a sick beat for yall and you wont believe whats coming (progresso soup)
Your honor, 1 h4v3 no fuck1ng 1d34 why my cl13nt 1s h1tt1ng th3 G4ngn4m Styl3, but you h4v3 to 4dm1t, h3's cook1ng.

dillying this whole time only to find out im also supposed to dally?? wtf.
Hello all. I've returned from my sabbatical. I'm healthier and happier now that I've put that incident behind me, and a certain hashtag has been banned on Rouzze Tower premises. I don't care about it anymore. In fact, I don't want to see or hear those words ever again. - MC Oleana
-------------------------- there are fates Worse than death. sUch as missing beetel's Upcoming sales.
Or blessed evenings, to my Troll cohohorts~
human hypotheticals be like violetblood daughter or rustblood son
Hohohonk!! Blessed beheehee thy mornings~!
I'm yapping to yap. Unloading my unfiltered thoughts here. // I don't write or do fantasy racism or human hate stuff in general. I will write Hemoism as it's an intricate mess of classism and racism (because you cannot change bloodcolor). But the reason I don't write human hate or fantasy racism is that I am black. Most of that fictional stuff people say IC is stuff people have said to me IRL unironically. So it's like "oh wow massive ick" ya know? Also, there's a weird line between "What's funny" and "Wow, that's actually kinda gross." And I rarely find most of it funny, unfortunately. I do think it's fun to dissect stuff in a fictional setting, but there's rarely ever nuance with it. So a lot of my exploration of topics is often self-contained.
✩⋆。𖦹°⭒˚。⋆ ☀︎h w☀︎nd୧rfulᵎᵎ and d୧li☾i☀︎us⭑ I am 𝜗lad y☀︎u f☀︎und i⊹⭑⋆。°✩⋆。𖦹°✩
✩⋆。𖦹°⭒˚。⋆ ⊹h୧ s⊹ars ar୧ in a w୧ird m☀︎☀︎d⭑ y☀︎ur fa⊹୧ ⊹☀︎day is ⊹i୧d ⊹☀︎ wh୧⊹h୧r ☀︎r n☀︎⊹ y☀︎u ☾an l☀︎☾a⊹୧ ⊹ha⊹ ☀︎n୧ i⊹୧m y☀︎u jus⊹ had in y☀︎ur hand⭑⋆。°✩⋆。𖦹°✩
YESSSSS VIOLENNCE CHOMMPINNG ANND BITINNG **KILL**!!!!!!!
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION. THAT I COULD BE FARMING. MY HATRED POINTS. MORE EFFECTIVELY. IF I USED THE "WORK CHITTR." FOR "WORK PURPOSES." NATURALLY. FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS. IS ANATHEMA TO ME. SO I RESISTED THIS. AT THE BEGINNING. BUT MY NATURAL CHARMS. AND VULNERABLE RUSTBLOOD BODY. TRICKED THE SLACK JAWED. DROOLING. PANDEAD USERBASE. OF THIS WEBSITE. INTO PUTTING HEARTS. AND DIAMONDS. ON MY HATEFUL POSTS. WELL. NO MORE. I'M LOCKING IN. ON MY "JOB TASKS." WHICH INCLUDE. KILLING ALL MY FRIENDS. KILLING ALL YOUR FRIENDS. BLASTING LEWD OBSCENITY. ACROSS YOUR FEED. LIKE SPILLING ALL OVER THE FLOOR. WITHOUT A PAIL. MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE. FOREVER. AND SMASHING THE UNIVERSE. INTO GLITTERING DUST. CRUNCHING IN THE JAWS. OF THE WORLD DEVOURING SNAKE. #DEATH #KILLING #VIOLENCE #MURDERFUCKAPOCALYPSE #NSFW
I AM ALSO DROOLING. BUT THAT IS BECAUSE I'VE GOT AN ACTIVE SALIVATION GLAND ISSUE. GOING TO THE DOC TO GET THAT FIGURED OUT. THEN I'M GETTING TACOS.
Can someone, Like, do Something interesting To amuse Me
I'm the Princess to Someone's jester. Just don't Know who Yet.
◩◩◩Bowser ate 21 onIons + 73 eggs + 24 chIckens + Ham + 43 salad + 1 SpaghettI 7 pop rocks + 74 hotdogs + 78 candy + Noodles + 777 dt pepper◪◪◪
- You should ask @grandioseSaturation! A true Top 20 Under 20 Sweeps Mogul for the ages! #ImmSignedUp
Mission accomplished. Home time, I've got a cup of tea, flannelette pyjamas and a warm bed waiting for me at home. #Nocturnal

#nsfw #nsfwe #violence thinking abt mmornring cuddles....... im so fuckked up n twisted
WHY ARE ROMANTICAL FEELING$ $O OVERWHELMING.
+--no matter how many hours i waste on sleep i will always be tired..
0h y34h 1 l1k3 grlz 4 wh0l3 l0t m0r3
✝+ I shared this on my blog, and I think it's a nice one :) https://i.imgur.com/iubppJb.jpeg +✝
THE HANDMAID. SHE DESTROYED HER CAGE. YES. YES. THE HANDMAID IS OUT. #POETRY
> Sometimes food shows up in my hunger trunk and I don’t know where it came from but it might be a nice little gift from the troll who sneaks into my hive to watch me sleep <
((SCROLLWHEEL IN MY CHARACTER SELECT IM SAVED YAY
﹕ⵌ┆M⨀stly building manuals ⨀r.. ficti⨀n.
﹕ⵌ┆I've been c⨀nvinced t⨀ j⨀in the w⨀rdle train ﹕ⵌ┆ ﹕ⵌ┆W⨀rdle #1745 ﹕ⵌ┆⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ﹕ⵌ┆⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ﹕ⵌ┆🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 ﹕ⵌ┆🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ﹕ⵌ┆⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ﹕ⵌ┆⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
﹕ⵌ┆I d⨀ spend a l⨀t ⨀f my time reading, perhaps that's why
I fuck with what that other guy said. Here's my chewy brownie recipe. In ideally two 10cm*15cm pans, mix 1/3 cup cocoa powder, 1 and 1/2 tsp coffee powder, 70g unsweetened chocolate, and 2tbsp of boiling water (to melt the chocolate), then whisk until mixed together. Add 5tbsp of butter, let it melt, then add 275ml of vegetable oil, 2 large eggs and 2 large egg yolks. Whisk to combine, then add 3/2tsp of vanilla extract and 2 and a half cups of sugar, then 1 and 3/4 cups of allpurpose flour. Mix in 175g of unsweeted chocolate chunks (this is seperate as the earlier 70g melts, but these must be whole) and bake at 175C for 30-35 minutes. @damascusDoctorate
whats everyones #coffeeorder im feeling hella nosy this morning
yea, that can happen. through vacillation or feelings just changing
!! Sure, your moirail asked... if you close your eyes and click your hells 3 times, anything is possible! Even healthy vacillation. Good luck, pal! !!

> can a MATESPRIT become a KISMESIS and vice versa? Like, you know, Xe fluctuations of Xe quadrants... MY MOIRAIL asks about it. just in case <
﹕ⵌ┆Is this good? ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
﹕ⵌ┆Sh⨀uld I get in ⨀n the w⨀rdle stuff? It l⨀⨀ks fun
back once again for the renegade master
Wordle 1,745 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 i am good at these.
p30pl3 4sk 1f 1m 1n qu4dr3nts w1th 4 mut4nt 0r 4 h1-bl00d cuz 0f my h41r, 1m n0t. 1 dy3d p4rt 0f my h41r 4 r4nd0m c0l0ur b3c4us3 SCR3W RUL3S!!!! 1 w34r wh4t 1 w4nt. :p
. flowers help lots when it comes to calming down .. this is proven to be true by many temps like myself ... i sincerely recommend buying flowers if sad or unwell
im th3 typ3 of girl that wh3n3<3r i wak3 up and s3t foot out my r3coup3racoon th3 troll d3<il says "fuck, it has awak3n3d"
⚇ Colors 27:27 ⚇ "There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
Dreamily sighing... Times like This i Wish i Had a Matesprit~ We'd be A power Couple~
can't vaguepost ⚘f there's noth⚘ng to be vague about
NOTHING VAGUE ABOUT IT. MURDERING. #NSFWV
I D0 N0T THINK HIS RECUPERAC00N WAS BUILT F0R THIS BUT WE MAKE IT W0RK! AND BY MAKE IT W0RK I MEAN I AM C0MPLETELY CRUSHED UNDERNEATH Y0U BUT IT’S PLEASANT S0 I D0N’T MIND 🐺
<p> doing good so far /gen /chillin /new to this shit </p>
Just-- getting to know them. And they were. Pretty nice and sweet.
you guys are stinky but i still love you platonically #directposting
<p> hey chittr whats popping /is this how people introduce themselves /idk im just here </p>
$0m3 0f y0u ar3 $0 hum0r0u$ t0 watch. I can alm0$t f33l r3al t3ar$ fr0m my 3y3$..
saw some kind of feathery creature in my bathroom #vagueposting
people are maKing poZtZ about thingZ #vaguepoZting #oriZit?
im cooling my head down reading sssome rainbowdrinker ssstuff...sssome people here are really sssensssitive! #vagueposssting #fuckyou #youknowhoyouare
I'M GROWING TO DISLIKE THIS "#VAGUEPOSTING" GOING ON. IT PAINS ME TO NOT KNOW THE FULL STORY! MY CURIOSITY IS NEARLY AS GREAT AS ME MYSELF!
Oh uhhh bec🜁use i like h🜁🜄ing b🝎yfriends lm🜁🝎🝎🝎.
just watched what the humans kn0w as die hard again (⌐□_□) Still a banger l0ve that m0vie, cant wait t0 watch it again 2 nights fr0m n0w (⌐□_□)
...ok fine i won’t ye𝓁𝓁 at him. now p𝓁ease wa𝓁k inside.
Liiiiike~ hey, Everyone~ how Is everyone~?
P3rhap$ I n33d t0 imm3diat3ly filt3r my tag$ up0n thi$ filth. I d0 n33d m0r3 paint. #vagu3 #vagu3p0$ting #g0r3
- If you have a littl bit of soda for caffienation, mmake SURE you check your work after! LOL 😆😁 #Grindset #NoSleep #BuyUrvariPopProducts
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ so a bulge is like. a reproductive organ that comes out of the slit 'round your crotch. it's similar to a tentacle. the buckets we have to use to clean up the material and mix it with our partners for the drones to collect, we dont have to use them otherwise. just makes the mess easier to clean. #nsfw ]

I'll just have to find a quieter camera
...caeyos he 𝓁ikes being ye𝓁𝓁ed at. i’m sure he can hand𝓁e it.
THEY DID IN FACT FIND ME LYING 0N THE STREET! I WAS 0NLY HALF DEAD! 0K MAYBE M0RE LIKE 3/4THS BUT THEY WERE VERY GENER0US T0 N0T STEP 0N ME AND INSTEAD BR0UGHT ME BACK T0 CAEY0S HIVE AND WE JUST WENT FR0M THERE! 🐺
...it’s very difficu𝓁t to be mad at you. i’m just surprised you went through a𝓁𝓁 that for me. i’𝓁𝓁 open my door and we can get you inside before anyone notices. and so i can ye𝓁𝓁 at smrtka for c𝓁awing at my door

I need to get this on camera, Animal Planet is gonna eat this up
...you. knocked out one of the members of my c𝓁oister. and are outside my door. that exp𝓁ains the scratching. smrtka p𝓁ease stop scratching at my door. oh god how am i going to exp𝓁ain this. how did you even sneak down here. you’re huge. like height wise. and musc𝓁e wise. how?

white man t.o°uched my p.o°st and it made me feel viscerallly unc.o°mf.o°rtable f.o°r reas.o°ns I cann.o°t .o°rdain
ARE YOU GENUINELY STUPID? EVERYONE KNOWS GOING HEMOANONYMOUS DOESN'T *FUCKING WORK*!
Why would ya want company that knows ya J--nside an out, ya some kinda faustian bargain riddled with possession. Ya ain't gettin J--n my meatsack. #dashwatching #nsfw
Getting my trans kid a happy meal with a girls toy so she knows I'm woke now.
don't need for new friendsss the onesss i have are fucking crazy and my agenda isss filled for the month, thank you for the offer though
YES I AM S0 EXCITED!!! CAEY0S IS CURRENTLY CARRYING ME LIKE A BACKPACK AND THR0WS ME F0RWARD T0 SC0UT S0METIMES!!! REAL W0LF SHIT I AM THE SC0UT 0F THE PACK #BEASTM0DE 🐺
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
H3ll0 th3r3. I $upp0$3 I am h3r3 n0w. Pl3a$3 ju$t call m3 Chain3d if y0u mu$t r3f3r m3 in any $3n$3 0f r3f3r3nc3 d3$pit3 my di$play. I j0in3d t0 0b$3rv3 my f3ll0w b3li3v3r$ in faith and I wa$ t0ld that thi$ w3b$it3 i$ quit3 amu$ing. I did n33d a g00d laugh aft3r all 0f thi$ tim3. H3ll0 all.

Throwback post. Can you believe it has been fifteen years. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5d39ec02e8f.PNG
love waking up to a cat violently jumping at my face got some new scratches but thats aight its just how it be
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Dobby evening. ]
ʚ♡ɞ I likeee bailed my moirail out of jail with money I got from a teal blood!! NEW PROBLEM THO!!! HOW DO I GET OUT OF A DATE WITH THAT TEAL BLOOD :(((!!!!! PLZ HELP!!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
Okay that ice bath really hit the spot I don't really feel sore anymore ;p
I think I'm glad t9 have g9tten my 6ark6easts. Yes y9u're a g99d 6ark6easts, please st9p clawing at me h9wever..
((I'd love to take part in any way i can!
(( then feel free to just, quote whatever! Make up your own quotes and hit up myself or any of the other editors listed who have access. I've been enjoying using the book descriptions as starting points for random proverbs myself, and we can always use more!
Big credit to Birchbow.tumblr.com for their fanfic The Price of Forgiveness, to which I would not have started posting scripture without.
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
﹌ Another wonϡerful night counting the ϡays until I'm able to see my beloveϡ. I ϡo believe this account has become quite a yearning event. I apologize... it's merely ϡifficult to long for the one you love so much only to be separateϡ for what feels like an enϡless perioϡ of time... ﹌
any+hing +o confirm +he presence of +he capaci+y +o: - be li+era+e - demons+ra+e deduc+ive reasoning - know when +o shu+ up as +here sees +o be a lack among some.
shoutout collagen
I LOVE REREADING MY NOTE$!
yea eyes are more gel like than a grape too
I +hink +here should be a compe+ency +es+. required before being allowed access +o +he in+erne+. doubly so for. mul+iversal connec+ions.
「 My schedule is being force reset by being planetside. For now. Visiting the ocean tonight. As I recall, this one is populated with bioluminescent life. It’s been sweeps since I’ve been anywhere like that. ⥮
Maybe this is retribution for me wanting to play baseball with their dumb stupid cueball head
you get it the peeled ones are tastier
rise and grind br0s (⌐□_□) Rise and grind (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□)
thAt sOUnds qUItE plEAsUrAblE! I slEEp AlOnE pErsOnAlly, bUt I cAn sEE thE AppEAl!
Wake TheM Up With Soft Music And Gentle Caressing Of Their Hair, That’s What Works Best In My Opinion.
i understand your pain...
What a g() () d day t() be smart and p() lite.
short list of things that make me happy: peeling my grapes. not having someone whining in my ear about me peeling my grapes. eating a peeled grape. my friends. sharing the grape peels with my brother.
⚇ Hilarities 45:5 ⚇ “Let your spade burn hot, drive you up and make you great. In this motherfucking way your kin will increase you and I’m not just talking about your bulge, LOL.” #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
3833 < Heard little sniffy snarfs under the desk... > 3833 < One of the cats (hairless one) was trying to groom my dog (pomeranian, shedding), and honest to goodness went PTOOIE from the amount of hair... > 3833 < Cornbread is not an intelligent animal. 💗 >

10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
Fantastic stuff, wishing you well. Ego sum ira Domini.
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fine ill admi7 i7... i was f0rehead kiss fishing a li77le bi7 !!! xc #nsfw
Are You Serious I’ve Been Searching For These Damn Pages For Like 20 Minutes
He Just Keeps Looking At Me. I Have Seven Of His Pages The Eighth Better Be Worth All This Trouble Https://files.catbox.moe/6yr5n3.jpeg
...purp𝓁es might be the best caste for snugg𝓁ing. not too hot, not too co𝓁d... they a𝓁so make for very good weighted b𝓁ankets. this thought comes to mind because @waningcatastrophe is current𝓁y dead as𝓁eep 𝓁aying across me, and i have no hope of ever moving or escaping unti𝓁 they wake up. the on𝓁y thing in reach is my pa𝓁mhusk, so i accept my fate and therefore post this before s𝓁eep takes me. good𝓁ight.
I ACHE BUT I WILL BE STR0NG AND MAKE MY WAY THERE! AND H0PEFULLY N0T RUN INT0 ANY M0RE WEIRD PAGES 0R BEAR TRAPS! 🐺
anyone know some particularly blue space-fairing stations to blow up? asking for a friend.

The .o°nly D.o°cterr.o°r any.o°ne sh.o°uld trust at a party is the D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper!!
(• - •) You made me remember drones exists and now I have to consider them because aren't drones equipped with heat censors? I might be in trouble eventually if that's the case. ⚘
Hellx Chittr user psychxgenicParxxysm!!! I wxuldn't knxw... But it wxuld make sense!!! X))) I stxpped keeping track xf drxne cycles a lxng time agx!!! They like tx vary it txx much fxr me tx reasxnably keep schedule xf...
rewa7ching 7r0ll 7wiligh7 and b00ing when 7r0ll jac0b p0ps up 0n screen... ugh....
Okay. I might be transgender. Ego sum ira Domini.
she smiles like mona lisa but curses like a wizard #lyricposting
So that's what the noise is. I'll leave out snacks.
...they a𝓁so wou𝓁dnt argue with a purp𝓁e. sigh. i𝓁𝓁 grab my scarf. get some mi𝓁k ready, i𝓁𝓁 bring a few cookies i baked.
like yeah wait hold on why is this place so horndog central
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'cuz nobody wants to be a chud like me. and not a person wants to see a chud like me. and nobody wants to hang out with a chud like me. and a stupid useless chud is all ill ever be! #kasaneteto #deep ]
GoG I FuckinG LovE SleepinG ForR A WholE DaY StrraighT
wow, haha. some of the stuff you guys are saying is kinda wild. :B is there, like, some big mass hysteria going on. but for perverts? #nsfw #ithink?
any c00l par7ies happening ar0und? willing 70 7ravel! cx
A gaming sesh with my sister would fix me.
Low-key impressed with the sheer intensity of the desperation radiating off this application at all times. Y'all live like this fr? Goddamn.
n0 i can7 pay.... 7his purse? 0h, i7s ac7ually full 0f ker0ppi fr0m hell0 cri77er !!! cx
...honest𝓁y... wonder if they'd be fine with me 𝓁eaving the caverns so 𝓁ate. i might be there soon. might.
I W0ULDVE INVITED Y0U BUT THIS WAS A PERS0NAL ENDEAV0R, MY INNER W0LF CRAVED THIS MEAN 🐺
if "youre" a "girl" you can "get" away with "murder". because of the "matriarchy"
THIS IS A CRUEL AND UNUSUAL TIME T0 W0MP W0MP S0ME0NE!!! ACHING 0F THE ST0MACH IS A M0ST SERI0US MALADY! 0R S0METHING! IM N0T SURE IF I USED THAT W0RD RIGHT! 🐺
ATE AN ENTIRE PIZZA BECAUSE THE BEAST IN ME HUNGERED!!!! THE BEAST IN ME N0W HAS A TUMMY ACHE!!! 🐺
man like luv is everywhere just like think about your like lusus anD like matesprit
...you can just. @ me or dm me, you know that right.
X_D∴ N∴T F∴RGET T∴ TAKE Y∴UR PILLS IN A NICE TASTING PILL P∴CKET. I MEAN WHAT PILL? JUST THIS YUMMY PEANUT BUTTER CRACKER WITH N∴THING ELSE IN IT!_
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 ୨𖹭𖹭D ᰔ𖹭RNIN୨ ☾𑁤I𖥔𖥔R D୧୨୧NS!་༘ L୧𖥔S ୨୧𖥔 𖥔𑁤IS ɞA୨ 𖥔𖹭DAજ!་༘ AND ɞજ ɞA୨ I ᰔ୧AN AN𖹭𖥔𑁤୧R NAP!་༘ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆。˚
NOW I DO TOO UGHH what's a good kitty like myself gotta do to get some chicken around here mew~ 💖✨
my matespri!it just made an account ¡ ¡ ¡ she's so swi!it, you guys are goi!ing to love her ¡

pe𖦹ple 𖦹n this site are raising their bulges 𖦹ver the creepiest s𖦹bs. a tale 𖦹ld as time ( #nsfw )
Half tempted to become the opposite of Hater Me and start liking everything but I know in my heart and in my mind that I wouldn't have the ability to do that to some stuff in Good Conscience. Meanwhile it's a lot easier to hate, y'know?
good night evverybody or should i say evverybunny! check out this up close pic of the most adorable hopbeast lusus he wwas in my garden snacking on all my eggplants and drinking from the wwater bowwls i leavve out wwhen i first saww him evverybody repost wwith #🍆 #💦 if you think youd be friends wwith this little buddy https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8e8069855bfdpng
L3TS 4LL BOYCOTT 3R1D4NW33K TH4T B1TCH D3S3RV3S NOTH1NG GOOD 1N H1S L1F3!!
pErhAps rEtUrnIng tO A dIscUssIOn Of drInkIng gAsOlInE wOUld bE bEttEr? thAt wAs A plEAsUrAblE ExpErIEncE. cOmpArAbly.
I couldn't possibly wonder why a fuchsia might be doing that, but no, it's not normal- it's weird at best.
:33 < create some daily goals for yourself! it will then be satisfying to complete them as the day goes on :33 < for example... :33 < i would like to update my shipping wall! clean it up, maybe add an addition or thr33... :33 < maybe try a new snack with my daily tea too! :33 < the ol vorechamber is grumbling with different yummy ideas you s33 :33
if you don'+ wan+ people +o wonder. don'+ presen+ a mys+ery.
Free yourself of using “high” and “low” blood, it is a ladder set by a lone Empress. She lifts herself to the summit, standing on each one of us under. No matter where you convince yourself you sit, you still have her boot marks on your shoulders.
I think instead of hate crimes there should be love crimes. For to hate alone is already a crime against man. Rob a jewelry store to give something real nice to someone special.
:33< its too big and in too meowny purrlaces to show mew all of it at once but heres a small bit :33< https://i.imgur.com/TQbbcWG.png :33< and this bit is meowch oldpurr by a few sw33ps :33< https://i.imgur.com/J9dwZLl.png
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(๑∩▃∩๑) >> It'S alright. You're not rude about puppetS at leaSt unlike Some uneducated guyS around here (๑∩⌣∩๑)
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...sorry. i don’t know where that came from.
🎦 #scootergang REPRESENTTTTT https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/wiki/images/2/2a/01464.gif
...sometimes i wonder if im a rainbowdrinker, then i think about how unhygenic both biting someone's neck and drinking their b𝓁ood wou𝓁d be. eugh. it'd probab𝓁y be messy too, and i dont want to have to spend a𝓁𝓁 that time getting b𝓁ood out of my c𝓁othes.
SGHGKHGCCJHAWW0000GJGJFJMYLEG *SENT VIA V0ICE T0 TEXT* 🐺
...yeah, i know you do. i 𝓁ove you too. its just peop𝓁e might get the wrong idea when you say that...
...dont. say it 𝓁ike that. especia𝓁𝓁y in pub𝓁ic.
...i wou𝓁d not pinch your cheeks, i wou𝓁d squish them. which i suppose is a more fu𝓁𝓁-handed pinch, in a way.
...i wish it was easier to make trips out of the caverns. there are many tro𝓁𝓁s in particu𝓁ar i wish to see, and grab them by the face. and pinch their cheeks. im sti𝓁𝓁 deciding if it wou𝓁d be a 𝓁ight pinch or not.
the smurfs, stuff was h0rrifying cant imagine being a smurf (⌐□_□)
party d0nt start til i walk in and br0... br0ther.. br0mmmander in chief... guess wh0 just arrived (⌐□_□)
okAy. okAy. importAnt Question. how do i spend my night? should i drAw, write, or plAy wArhAmmer 40,000 cArApAce mArine 2?
ugh a b0wl 0f n00dles s0unds s0 gud rn!!! bu7 g0ing al0ne is such a pain xc
i have a secre7..... i LUV 7he 7r0ll 7wiligh7 series!!! cx
any0ne ge7 any new hell0 cri77er merch 7hey're willing 70 depar7 0r 7rade wi7h?! all 7he s70res are s0ld 0u7 and i can7 seem 70 ge7 my claws 0n any7hing... xc
:33< could be me and karkitty but he playin X33 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/51ac71e60211.png
c0mpared 70 y0urs?! 7ha7's such a c0mplimen7!!!! cx
i7s s0 pre77y 0-0 keep i7 up!!!!! eeee!!!
y0u're 707ally g00d!!! luv 7he pfp b7w!! wh0 did ur hair?!
haiiii!!!! s000000 s0rry f0r 7he la7e j0in h0pe i7's n07 700 la7e 70 j0in 7he par7y!!! cx
~° If you're a highblood and you ever start trying to prove your superiority to lowbloods, just stop. You're only embarrassing yourself. ~°

🜂 | Nifty little passive income tip: acquire a phenomenally powerful legendary energy source long forgotten about, brand it, authorize stationary and marketable consumables, endear it to the masses and let the lower castes build your empire while you focus on vision. small micro granular vs big unstoppable macro. stop thinking small, start thinking extinction-level ROI. #Chairministrangling #KissTheseApocolypse #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss 🧿 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is SCHEMING.
- To quote a VERY wise womman (because I think wommen, in general, are oft very wise) known by mmany Troll Sabrina Carpenter: - "I'mm working late." 😌
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AUUAUAUAUA W000F BARK H00WLLL 🐺
."Getting laid" is very fun and sexY. ?"Getting ofF"? .Great news as welL. ...So you'd think getting "laid off" would be even better, ,but alaS...
1 B3T YOU D1DNT KNOW TH1S L1TTL3 FUCK WOULD B3 TH3 ON3 TO SWOON M3 4W4Y https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053227033532059668/1487277662857728200/fpjv3dr.png?ex=69c88ec3&is=69c73d43&hm=a93cabe368c858170dbbc68d80457e01eac91877d0d9fb1e735b79f71c230d4f #art #yumeshipping #justlearnedthatwordfromthehumans #yumechit
pancakes for dinner is not a new concept, but it sure is a tasty one!!
:33< is it wrong to fantasize about your furrends? like maybe i want to kiss my furrends and hold their paws a little
AWWWW000000!!!! J0IN US @SYMPH0NI0USRAPTURE 🐺
MY CONCLUSION IS THAT YOUR GF IS A QUANTUM WOMAN (HE IS AND ISNT AT THE SAME TIME) NO OTHER POSSIBILITY
...this is odd𝓁y embarassing to type on a pub𝓁ic forum but. yes. sure. that is true.
BECAUSE WE ARE ALL HERE N0W AND IT IS AWES0ME AND WE CAN ALL H0WL T0GETHER AS A GR0UP PACK 0F W0LFBRETHEREN 🐺
I'm not very good at art admittedly, but it has been fun to draw a couple things. Ego sum ira Domini.

N.o°thing pitch ab.o°ut it but als.o° I can assure y.o°u that mine .o°wn express shipping f.o°r my s.o°da pr.o°ducts is being extrermely aff.o°rdable and fair yes
Y000000 LYRINA IS 0N THIS SHIT LETS G0 #W0LFPACK #W0LFGANG #P00KIES 🐺
...oh, you are here too? i shou𝓁dve expected that honest𝓁y.
...ugh. the next shipment to the caverns isnt for another few nights, and i rea𝓁𝓁y want some warm moobeast mi𝓁k to go with my cookies. express shipping is so pricey though... i𝓁𝓁 have to check my wa𝓁𝓁et.
« tiny soft warmblood, or big buff high blood... which way, my most nondescript people? »
[a maj0r strateg1c blunder.] [https://gam1ngtrend.c0m/c0ntent/1mages/2025/02/p1010483-scaled.jpg]
ok wizard tournament submissions are closed now. thank you to everyone who submitted a wizard. im organizing the brackets now and then we will have our first round of voting.
Oh I see, my apologies to the original poster then. Ego sum ira Domini.
remember, the best way to get to someone's heart is through the stomach!!
Do you ever just Yeah.
« there's nights where you gotta be big and there's nights when you're allowed to be lil. you gotta all up and make them both happen when they gotta happen 8:) »
#vagueposting #poem #poetry #angst something vaguely freeform and personal, interpret as you will nothing exists, nothing matters, everything stays, everything goes. i've always been this way. your ideas that you'd ramble into the day, insane and overly hopeful against my nothingness, becoming something i'll forever miss. now it's been far too long. hopefully you were right, hopefully i was wrong . . .
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From my observations, yes. Ego sum ira Domini.
「 It still applies irregardless of if it's you or somebody else. ⥮
If it is meant to be then they will figure it out. You cannot force these things, especially from the outside. Wishing them the best though. Ego sum ira Domini.
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALWAY$ PO$TING ABOUT BOUNCING. "BOUNCING ON THI$" "BOUNCING ON THAT" OKAY, TRAMPOLINE.
What issues are you having? I don't know how much I can help with this but I can try my best. Ego sum ira Domini.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I say "Don't you know?", you say you don't know! I say, "Take me out!" ]
8-> THIS ONE'S A DOOZY FOLKS! #RUMBLECOIN IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW CURRENCY CONNECTED DIRECTLY TO THE OUTCOME OF TWO HARD ASS DUDES AND THE WAYS THEY FIST EACH OTHER! #STRIDERSTOCKS ARE HIGHER THAN EVER WITH NEW STRIDERS ON THE BEAT EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! THE #ENGLISHLINE IS ONLY GOING UP! INVEST NOW BEFORE THE NEXT #RUMBLE AND YOUR #RUMBLECOIN WILL EARN YOU PRIORITY SEATING AND A FRONT ROW TICKET TO THE AFTERMATCH AUCTION!
:33< beclaws the imowge says it fur meow :33< mew gotta read things
thank you all for your patience i am sure it was hard. at the turn of the hour the wizard tournament will commence. what i need from the lovely chittr public is contestants. please submit to my dms the best wizards you have. paintings, statues, notebook doodles, selfies with a wizard hat photoshopped in or drawn on in mspaint. bring me your champions. i will be pitting all contestants against each other in brackets and chittr will vote for our victors. i just ask that no one submits genai wizards. i want real craftsmanship passion and artistry. thank you. #wizard #wizardposting
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૮ ᴖﻌᴖა grr woof awooooooooo
These typing quirks are all so damn cute! Some of you though I feel the need to clean my glasses before readin whatever it is youre saying
Addendum: if she's YOUR girl why does her unique last-stand track play when I'M the last survivor she hasn't killed yet? Food for thought...
Could you imagine if the entire juggalo community decided they'd beat and murder you for doing card tricks and then one day the Grand Highblood said "nah that shit's COOL AS FUCK." and nobody cared and they still beat you up for doing card tricks? Yeah that happened where I live but it was this show called Pokemon instead of card tricks and it was a different, non-purpleblood community. Fucked up.
⚇ finally got me a banner. ⚇ i look pretty handsome if i do say so myself! ⚇ HAHAHAHA HOINK ⚇
[BEGIN CHIT] need z0mething t0 binge whi1e the crew iz az1eep. [query] rec0mmendati0nz? [END CHIT]
Ooooooh are we pohohosting phohotos of ourselves~?
what if i just grabbed a mutha fucka and crushed em in mah big hands? wouldnt that be fun? honk.

Hit me up anytime yoou need tech advice

✿ 𖧧he weak-end 𖥧s near, may merr𖥧men𖧧 f𖥧nd y❦u all, m𖥧r𖧧hful ❦r ❦𖧧herw𖥧se ✿
#funnymailboxfriday https://i.postimg.cc/x11M6Ycq/image.png
seNd me youR faces foR a fRee poRtRait. im feeГiNg geNeRous

Lmaoo yall actually hoost meetings in cliscoord that soounds moore like afterschooool club than a real church 8DD But foor real thoo soomeoone has too invite yoou too the server and its pretty oobvioous what too doo next froom here
(• - •) I bought a hoverboard. I have no idea how to use it but I thought having an easy way to transport myself would be convenient. ⚘
thought id post a little selfie of myself too just to followw in rosalinas hoofsteps this is me just a dowwn to earth studier of beasts and cultivvator of joy pronouns they them please featuring my prized eclectica the absolute best of the best hoovved sea buddy a troll could evver ask for i do not recommend getting this close to one if you are not an experienced #zoologist they #bite often drop your outfit suggestions for me in the chat and i wwould lovve to try them https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2ffe1cc0fa36wwebp
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 https𝄢𝄍𝄍i.𝄽i𝆐gur.𝄽𝄴𝅝𝓂𝄍jrF5uq4.𝄽j𝆏eg s𝄴ra𝆐𝄬le𝅗𝅥 eggs and the 𝄬lood 𝅝f 𝓂y enemies 𝑓or ♫ breakfast 𓆏 Θ▽Θ ♪ 𝄮(Just ki𝅗𝅥ding ♫ it𝄒s Taco Bell 𝆐il𝅗𝅥 𓆏 sau𝄴e)𝄯 ♫ 𝄱𝆑𝅝od 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
peeking through my fingers as i scroll because some of you weirdos are SCARY!!
evverybody put your pawws up if you had a fun morning i knoww i did heres a little pic of me getting ready just kidding its one of my best equine friends rosalina check out this absolute beauty taking my grub phone and snapping a little #prewworkoutselfie crikey! followw for more fun zoology updates and furry friends! #zoology #man #thehorseishere #horsesrequested #hoovvedfriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8759c41acac5png
well at least lyra /s be/ng gOOd. dOnt knOw where she gOt a h/ghblOOds balls thOugh... https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/19073654871e.png
"how mighty is the king who's word moves the wind, who's hands shape the mountain, and who's gaze knows all. but is moved across an entire lake with a simple 'honk'?" - gigglemesh
Can a white boy get a little #therian on it? Heh, send chit
uuuururugjhh stomah hurty i dont wanq gwt up :o(
fOund sasha!! https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/858e83bcdb8b.png
gud marningggggg evry1 (or gnite 2 trolls mwah) it is day 2 of mommaz pain flarez so we taken it MAD ez w sum gamin
did you guys know that kirbys dream land 3 (snes) was upped from an e rating to an e10 rating because the final boss had 16-bit blood in its battle (shoutout zero/zero-two)
I think I got a job? Might need a disguise for it, might not. Looking into recruiting a makeup artist for help? Think I just need to look convincingly Alternian.
sounds sick, 3sp3cially if ur that typ3 of moirail rotfl
Of cOUrsE! AnytImE. pAst: thE kIng Of pEntAclEs prEsEnt: thE fOOl rEvErsEd fUtUrE: thE tEn Of wAnds IntErEstIng A stAblE UnmOvIng pAst whErEIn yOU cOntrOllEd yOUrsElf tUrnIng IntO thE End Of A jOUrnEy In thE prEsEnt. sOmEOnE ElsE's jOUrnEy, thEIr lIfE pErhAps? mAybE sO. thE End Of sAId jOUrnEy tUrnIng IntO A trOUblE, whAt dO yOU dO nOw wIth thAt frEEdOm? whO ArE yOU nOw thAt thE jOUrnEy hAs EndEd.
I bElIEvE my tArOt dEck Is wEll chArgEd nOw, And rEAdy fOr AnOthEr dAy Of wOrk! wOUld AnyOnE bE IntErEstEd In lEttIng mE tEst wIth thEm? @dynAmIcflOwfIElds hAd ExprEssEd IntErEst, bUt thE OffEr Is An OpEn OnE Of cOUrsE! #tArOt
haaiiiiii thankz for visitin my humblest of profiles idrk what 2 rite so u can just go 2 my website 2 learn more about me!!! https://cloisteredconnoisewerz.straw.page
:33 < if you just woke up, you are in luck :33 < i am going to go through my own routine and give some wake up advice :33 < ready?? yaaay! :33 < *look, ac even grips your hand with her paw as she goes through the best ways to start your day! please listen to her she is very nyaledgable* - get up and shake off all that slime off you! if you are human and do not have a recuperacoon i dont know what to tell you?? get the hell up i guess - do some morning calicosthenics to help wake that body up! i like to do toe touches and mountain climbies. but you can do whatever stretches you want! - eat stuff! people like to eat healthy nasty fruits like oranges and banyanyas but i sure as heck dont - oh yes hydrate too!!! glug glug glug :DD - do you stink real bad when you got up?? then bathe yourself but that is also up to you! h33h33 - let out a big ROARRR to get some energy out! i like this one cuz my roars refurberate across my hives walls. but if you live with neighbors and they really freaking hate you for doing that then skip this one - lastly get out there and sniff the clean air with your sniffer! this one is really nice cuz almost nothing beats the smell of a refreshing morning you know? #getupwithnepeta #yaaay #banyanyassuck
Investigating the site by holding up a comically large magnifying glass and peering into it. My computer is now on fire.
CaN ChittR HavE ThE OfficiaL SubtitlE OF "ThE ChitholE"

i want in on da next raffle
Did y0u kn0w that when y0u repress all 0f y0ur wants ans needs y0u cry a l0t
art for the winner @waningCatastrophe congrats once again i mightve gone a little overboard but arting is cathartic stay tuned for the next raffle post aight we got like three of em lined up i think ((tysvm for the fun times on this site fr yall)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dce9ab3125d.png
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archimedes is a white german shepard!! my bec looked like a shepard mix, so i have a soft spot for them :)
sitting under a tree with my dog and having a great time!! :D
there needs t0 be a n0n-blackr0m p0int-and-laugh 0pti0n f0r p0sts.
ITS LIKE WATCHING A GRUB DEVELOP. IM GOING TO CRINE
manifestatiØn is what this is called. i think. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326115640.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ These are reposts, but I wasn't gonna bother goin' back to pin a chit. I chit too much ... https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/discodearie.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlindearie.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/hornsverrsion.png ]
:33< what do mew mean the pipeline isnt furry shippurr girl to shitposter with lusus issmews :33< make it make sense!!!
☐ JΕΕZ GIRL ALRIGHT I'LL GΕT THAT SHIT WORKIN NOW ☐
Cute is debatable, but the force behind one is to be admired.
((i WILL headcanon satyrs to have irl horse patterns/colors and nobody can stop me. swiss is a grey, naturally.))
☐ PRΕFΕRABLY MORΕ OF A MΕASURING TAPΕ SITUATION ☐
Feed is relatively sane. What's the best melee weapon in your opinion and why.
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ice cream on a hot summer day be like
☐ I MΕANT LIKΕ NUMBΕR WISΕ BUT I CAN WORK WITH THAT ☐
BRO GETTING DRIPPED LIKE STALACTITES MINECRAFT LAVA FARM
Ωf cΩurse. Please let me knΩw yΩur availability and I will ask fΩr my assistant tΩ make an appΩintment.
☐ OKAY WΕLL THATS LIKΕ SUPΕR RΕTRO SHIT NOT RΕALLY MY JAM BUT I COULδ MAKΕ SOMΕ I GUΕSS ☐
It's nΩt exactly the mΩst cΩmmΩn cΩmmissiΩn we take, but we cΩuld Ωffer Ωur services at my business. We dΩ take hΩrn shape in cΩnsideratiΩn fΩr Ωur designs.
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☐ ALRIGHT SO LIKΕ JACKΕT? SHOΕS? δURAG? I HAVΕ ONΕ THATS δRAGONBALL THΕMΕδ ☐
:33< mewre telling me a shrimp furied this rice?
☐ WOAH HΕY CHITTR ANYONΕ WANT COOL ASS FUTURΕ CLOTHΕS OR ARΕ YOU ALL LAMΕASS GONKS ☐
(• - •) Okay. That's fair. Thank you Miss CEO. ⚘
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(• - •) I got jumpscared. https://i.imgur.com/iUussv3.png ⚘
⚇ morning has come and its time for this clown to hit the 'coop. ⚇ play nice. ⚇ don't die. ⚇ don't start arguing over some stupid shit again. ⚇ i love you all. ⚇ yes even you random gutterblood who keeps hate reacting to my posts. ⚇
!!!wow!!! everyone is so encouraging here im going to shoot my shot no bulging around
Mraw! https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/mutie01.png
(• - •) Maybe you could find someone who makes custom hoodies just for you. And your horns. ⚘
They haven't caught me yet and I don't plan on paying any time soon #olivegardenmustpay
(• - •) Hoodies are very comfy I will admit. ⚘
7 dollars for 12 bread sticks how about I eat 20 and pay nothing
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(• - •) I bought more than just the hoodie to have some spare clothes. It's not as fancy as what I'm used to, but I think plain and boring is best to not catch too much attention. ⚘
(• - •) Hoodie. https://i.imgur.com/GhZOQHF.png ⚘
Let's gorge ourselves on breadsticks for three hours and skip the bill
⚇ this one ain't scripture but it is clown rap ⚇ "And if the price of my jokes is death? Word Any line between Hell and my pain blurred Severe panic burst of fear, Messiah's rage And they've always said just wait, it gets worse with age" ⚇ so so SO fucking sick ⚇
@anachronisticSymphonist @waningCatastrophe thank u both for ur interest in helping me do you guys want like-- human Olive Garden or something afterwards as a thank you
⚇ :8? what party ⚇ @disturbedAperture YO BITCH THERE A PARTY YOU AIN'T INVITE A MOTHERFUCKER TO? ⚇
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Anyways. Enough of foolish vagueposting. Who wants a free drawing of themself? ]
"your girl has you onn a leash" yeah annd i sit for treats too #mmommmmysgoodboy #nnsfw (?)
whαt thε fυck yΩυ mεαn trΩlls αrε αttrαctεd ttΩ thειr lυsιι.....

(( if anyone ain't they're gonna be in big trouble bc the rules clearly state this site is 18+ ))
¥ou all ar€ so luck¥, ¥ou can not handl€ m¥ #flatposting
all im saying is who doesnt sorta want to be a woman a lil bit
you thiiink thiiis iiis a joke? do iii look liiike a fuckiiing clown to you? do you people actually beliiieve that iii wiiill not riiise to the top of thiiis place? iii wiiill have you all know that iii am a wiiidely beloved grubtuber wiiith many successful culls under my belt. my lusus wiiill driiink your blood whiiile miiilliiions watch and we shall see who iiis laughiiing, then.
🎦 hey #KaiFam me and the big lil man himself jerma985 are gonna be doing a joint meet n greet later today! @ the sk8 park next to the simpsons museum you know the one!!!!! first come first serve we r gonna hang out for a couple hours and then im gonna do the #BlenderChallenge live!!!!

(( exactly man. i'm just here to goof off. it's a /roleplay site/ why are y'all vaguing one another ooc when you can dm?? ))

(( afaik you're fine. i don't wanna get into it because i've seen a handful of stuff but something cropped up and people have been vaguing one another about it instead of talking ))

(( friendly reminder serious vagueposting is really unhelpful and creates more drama. /this post is /not/ targeted itself/ but i have seen numerous very clearly targeted vagueposts cropping up today. talk to each other y'all. you're just worsening everything if you blur the original context, and discourse is the last thing literally anybody wants on this site. we're all just here to try and have fun. thank you ))
$$$$$ Haha! Ni¢e one. It ₩a$ $o... *fre$h*! Ahahaha! $$$$$
$$$$$ ¢OOL!!!!!! THANK$!!!!!!!!!! BD BD BD $$$$$
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xx W8 I JUST HAD A GENIUS IDEA.... IN THE NAME OF #UNITY IM GONNA FOLLOW EVERY TROLL ON CHITTR!!1! IF U C THIS CHITT I AM COMING FOR U TEE HEE xx ⠀⣠⠴⠚⡙⠙⠲⣤⣠⠖⢋⡛⠙⠲⣄⠀⠀ ⣴⠃⣰⠟⠉⠙⢦⡈⢁⣾⡟⠉⠳⣆⠸⣇⠀ ⣿⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⡿⠄⣿⠄ ⠸⡄⠸⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⣰⡏⠀ ⠀⠙⣆⠙⢧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠃⣰⠏⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄⠙⠶⣄⣀⠴⠋⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⢦⡈⢡⣰⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
If - there's - a - violet - who - keeps - dumping - the - mutilated - and - shot - bodies - of - trolls - and lusuii - alike - at - your - door - as - your - lusus - has - a - big - appetite- What - do - you - do? - In - this - hypothetical - situation - ... > #vague #gore

... No. I can't laugh yet. I've got to hold it in.
juggal⊙s need t⊙ start allergᥡ testin m⊙therfuckrs s⊙me ⊙f em l⊙⊙k like theᥡd l⊙se a fight t⊙ an uncrustable
Honestly most of the good in perrson converrsation I get now is with the fugitives in the brrig,
⚇ we back again with some more scripture. ⚇ angels 8:8 ⚇ ‘I suffer pain, and want become need…I am allowed no motherfucking means to make resistance. I wait for death, brothers. Pour one out for remembrance of my soul’.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ #scripture ⚇ Conviction 4:55 ⚇ "For the great punchline is yet to come, faithful, and even this shit you can yet bear." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
whAt ArE EvEryOnEs fAvOrItE sAcrAmEnts? I wIll gO fIrst! I Am qUItE pArtIAl tO thE bOOk Of AngEls, tO lIkEly nO OnEs sUrprIsE. bUt If I hAd tO pIck A sEcOnd fAvOrItE, pErhAps thE bOOk Of hIlArItIEs? hIlArItIEs 2:31 "It’s nOt A wIsE OnE whO lEAvEs thE plAcE Of thEIr mOthErfUckIng hEArt UntImEly. nO lAUghtEr In thE sUffErIng Of thOsE EArly lOst Of thEIr qUAdrAnts sO rEst yOU wIth hEArt And spAdE And clUb And dIAmOnd And spEAk Of thE fUckIng hIlArIty tO EAch OthEr." sUch wOndEr! #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng
THE TENT IS PITCHED BEYOND THE VEIL, WHERE LAUGHTER PEELS LIKE PAINT FROM BONE, AND THE FAITHFUL DANCE THOUGH THEIR FEET ARE ASH. PAINT YOUR FACE IN MIRTH, FOR SORROW IS A SIN THAT STARVES THE CARNIVAL, AND THE HUNGRY GODS ARE NEVER KIND. WHEN THE FINAL BELL TOLLS, THE WORTHY WILL TUMBLE SCREAMING INTO JOY, AND IN THAT ENDLESS JEST, BE MADE DIVINE. #SCRIPTURE
how i feel like replying to someone ive never interacted with bbefore https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbbtBB/Untitled1280_20260326201522.png
What a splendid site it seems. Minus the apparent... "fumbling of baddies"?

> 1 l0ve watch1ng p0sts get made that very vaguely clearly came ab0ut because 0f 0ne an0ther. 1 kn0w what caused th1s
helloo? my girlfriend made me get this, did I doo it right?
you reap what you zco thicz icz juzct a peek into my twizcted fuckimg pan follow for more at @zcplendidSophiczt
beauty icz in the eye of the beholder thizc izc juzct a peek into my twizcted fuckimg pan follow for more at @czplendidSophiczt
-------------------------- my Wares are oVerfloWing.

I can't believe I have to say this, and I believe I speak for my cohorts when I say this, but I will not be entertaining any accounts actively engaging in #incest. Odd that it happened twice in a single day. Odder that they're iterations of familiar faces, but in the mathematical inevitability of the multiverse, some of you have incurred a substantial enough quantity of brain damage so as to no longer even remotely resemble yourselves. ... But I just thought it would make you- I don't know- type differently! Not pork your relatives!!! #nsfw I assume.
開 | Finally thinking about ssstarting my evil empire. Looking for essssspecially devilisssh goonss to join.
者 | You sound like a real gooner... You should be one of my goons!
:33 < i have worked on a joke! please enjoy :OO < knock knock!! :33 < who is there? :OO < cat! :33 < cat who? :OO < blessings to you!! it sounded like you sn33zed! #jokes #h33h33 #lol #rawrflmao
Alternian Cuisine review coming soon. Stay tuned.
~ Idk have a fast lusuS Sketch I've done in my break https://file.garden/Xq7XZpqD4WqpYSBO/lusus%20sketch.png #art
collectinng mmy fellow cannids like imm collectinng pokemmonn cards
The Lash finds it concerning how many of you are satisfied with "God tiering" when you could be trying to Lash tier. It won't make you as good as me, but it'll get you half way.

> #n0wplay1ng: my 0rd1nary l1fe - the l1v1ng t0mbst0ne
I jurs t wo n the jur kpot. 1 trill ion dola r
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people love larping as djs whats up with that
♡ its a reference to a human singer i admire :3 for people without a matesprit! none of my quads r filled </3 just haven't found the right troll... sigh. ♡
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SHAME !!! i mean then i ouId just post the same one as Iast time again but LAMEEE
« say hoooonk 8:p https://technoshock.net/data/files/loklii/loklii_headhsotremake.png »
♡ omg three followers already >_< thank you so much for the follows! i'll try to post more consistently, i just don't want to clog the timeline !! <3 <3 <3 #notaesthetic ♡
gogdam again? :oO gimme Iike a few mins Iemme c if i an get one :o)
THE NIGHT IS YOUNG. IT IS WELL THUS FARR. LATERR? A COLOSSEUM MATCH TO BRRING MYSELF CLOSERR TO GLORRY. GLORRY IS THE ONLY WAY. THE ONLY WAY FORR ME TO BECOME CLOSERR THE MIRRTHFUL ONES. MY HONK SOUND. MY FAVORRITE. HAVE YOU EVERR HEARRD A LITTLE PURRRRBEAST HONK. IT IS DELIGHTFUL.
I WISH YOU ∆S MUCH LUCK ∆S I C∆N WISH ∆ CLOWN IN YOUR ENDE∆VORS

> h0w are the cl0wns 0n my feed d01ng (als0 d0 y'all have l1ke, fav0r1te h0nk s0unds? cur10us)

> hem0spectrum d1sc0urse 0n my feed aga1n, but what else am 1 g0nna see l0l
(( fr though thanks to the devs of chittr cuz this is the most fun ive had in a homestuck roleplay since like- 2020 I think? Yall made a novel way of doing it its sick
yea!! also i just wanna add that tags are applied before automatic quirks- but if you manually quirk a tag then it wont work properly </3 like having a quirk change nsfw into msfw for example is fine but dont type it like that yourselfff
"lEt thE mOthErfUckEr wIthOUt sIn cAst thE fIrst stOnE" sAId thE hIghblOOd, thE smAllEst tOOk A rOck And chUckEd It At thE bItch's fAcE "fUckIn fInAlly, nOw wE cAn gEt tO sOmE rEAl shIt" thE hIghblOOd sAId, As EvEry mOthErfUckEr bEgAn tOssIng rOcks tIll thE bItch wAs dEAd hIlArItIEs 5:38 thIs pAssAgE UsEd tO gUIdE sO mUch, bUt I hAvE sEEn dEEpEr mEAnIng In whAt It sUggEsts nOw
Hii guys! Reminding again since a lot of new users have joined today and yesterday and I want to remind you all to use tags!! It's part of the rules and we don't want anybody to get in trouble. Plus! some people really don't want to see some thing, and the least we could do is allow them to block the posts that contain that stuff

> s0me 0f y'all need t0 remember s0c1al med1a 1s publ1c
@waningCatastrophe I believe you wanted a picture next time I went out? I got this one before my battle. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0e806c9236b0.jpg Ego sum ira Domini.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ It’s eh— how do I explain this. Lots of my words are words I know. Means something likes coward. ]
Medica7ion reminder: go 7ake your meds.
pAst: thE hIgh prIEstEss prEsEnt: thE sEvEn Of wAnds fUtUrE: thE fOUr Of swOrds rEvErsEd A pAst bUIld UpOn A qUIEt knOwlEdgE, Or stUdy Of sOmEthIng wIth sIgnIfIcAncE, lEAdIng nEAtly IntO A prEsEnt fIghtIng fOr whAt yOU hAd lEArnEd dUrIng thAt tImE thE swOrds sUIt mEAnwhIlE sUggEsts dEfEnsE whEn UprIght, And AvOIdEd dAngEr whEn rEvErsEd. pErhAps yOUr stUdy wIll pAy Off, And rEvEAl mOrE pAths fOr yOU As A rEsUlt! hOw fOrtUItOUs sIblIng!
hiiii chittr! Thought I'd make acc here too, everyone has been saying it's fun :} But I think I might mostly lurk heh, I feel a bit awkward making new acquaintances. didn't want to leave pfp empty, so enjoy my noodly dragon lusus' face on it /he didn't mind about it dw/
<] ARE WE ALL WIZARDS NOW, LEMME TRY A SPELL ALAKA-FUCK YOU BEAM[>
bAck tO thE UsUAl, sO tO sAy, dOIng tArOt rEAdIngs fOr strAngErs On thE IntErwEbs! whO Is IntErEstEd tOnIght?
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sImIlAr rEqUEst! If thAt Is AlrIght Of cOUrsE
⚇ mods can i get a mirthful faithful badge? some kinda clown smile or something ⚇
i do not "chit". i "black out and vomit out whatever my empty shell of a body deems sufficiently chitworthy".
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Let not even the biblical firmament, the cosmic confluence of stars, or even collisions between galaxies stop you. Get big. I want to see.
You just need to hope for it, and it will come true !!
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Mørrning, Chittrr. Spearr prractice is gøing well. [Image: Twø halves øf a tarrget lying øn the grrøund beneath a trree, with a spearr sticking øut øf the trrunk wherre it had been]
tie ropes to ur hands and feet and then have someone streth u hashtag trust
Can't you just go to a body shop and install longer limbs? But don't let your height get you down, I don't even have a torso and I'm still fly as hell -Sent from my Paul
$.Rechitt kind☆ sounds like "Re☆ch it!" Kind☆ like how ☆ lot of people on here do! ☆lw☆ys re☆ching! P☆thetic!
Wow, all sorts of CHARACTERS on here. Luckily I have yet to see anyone too... SLIMY.
This gam3 is so fucking uns3rious, I can alr3ady t3ll I am going to lov3 it. X3
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა why am i afraid of other highbloods? because they're fucking enormous and i'm 5'7"
whihever one speaks to u ;o) and whihever works IoI
theres two rech⚘tt buttons somet⚘mes wh⚘ch one do ⚘ shoot
⚇ this sweep's ascension day is coming up. ⚇ gonna have a whole lot more family to greet. ⚇ so a word of advice for motherfucker's who are still planetside on the homeworld. ⚇ don't you worry none about growing up. ⚇ you'll find your place in the Empire. ⚇ just like every other motherfucker ⚇
Oh lOvEly! fInAlly wE hAvE rEcItts! thAnk yOU OmnIcIEnt OvErlOrds Of OUr bElOvEd wEbsItE!
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:33< shout out to the best pokemon! :33< purrugly

nvm im used to it now.

oh god the buttons changed.
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:33< im knocking mewre pens off mewer desk t33h33

oh im aware. more of a mans man, but im girl posting for the girls.
:33< goth clowns in cloth gowns
this sorrow can be relinquished in the bright shadow of the pit.

girl posting the next hour.
dO nOt fOrgEt OUr brOthErs And sIstErs On thE frOnt lInEs nOt Of thE bAttlEfIEld, bUt Of thE rElIgIOUs frOnt tOO! OUr lOyAl clOwnfEssOrs, EvAngElAUghIsts, bUrEAUcArnIvAlIsts, lItUrgUlAtOrs, sAcrAmEntOrs, And Of cOUrsE OUt thAnAtUrgIsts! #clOwnpOstIng
⚇ folks on here who ain't clowns might not know that 'subjuggulator' only describes one kind of motherfucker in a clown unit. ⚇ subjuggulators are frontline barbarians and tanks, no worry for stealth or taking hits. ⚇ they're there to take damage for their less bulky kin. ⚇ if you want stealth you turn to the laughsassin. ⚇ infiltrators who ain't gonna take too many hits but can execute a quick and clean kill. ⚇ then there's the contorturenists, armored field interrogation experts with armor and a thousand torture tools to make you talk. ⚇ gymnabsolutionists are what I am- a form of field chaplain, praying for fallen faithful to make sure the messiahs take note of their sick-ass sacrifice. ⚇ then there's the strong manglers, who just completely tear shit up. ⚇ massive and overpowering, they'll destroy a battlefield quicker than you can blink. ⚇ there's others too but this post is already way too long. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Don’t know who thinks it’s funny to leave a photo of me at the door of my own hive. Fuckin eunuch jelly… ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ It’s. It’s just a photo of me. ]
another day, another chit. and then another. and then another. it's almost like this is some sort of... chitter...
:33< dear diary :33< KILL VIOLENCE KILL MURPPURR KILL KILL SLASH KILL CLAW HISS KILL KILL SLAY KILL HISS MURPURR KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL! :33< love lil shitpeta <3 <3 <3
wWw people worry too much nowadayzz. juzzt let yourzzelf relax for a moment. you'll ride the wave when the time comezz juzzt float until then wWw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Snrk. Dobby girl. ]
o sweetie thas cuz they don maek em anymore ))):
tOdAys tArOt rEAdIng fOr All Of chIttr! pAst: sIx Of pEntAclEs prEsEnt: fIvE Of swOrds fUtUrE: kIng Of cUps 65 bEIng A thEmE gIvEn EvEnts Of thE prIOr nIght Is A fUn pOkE frOm thE cArds. mOrE dIrEctly, thE cArds spEAk tO hAvIng pAId OUr dUEs bEfOrE, tIEd tO thE hOnEsty Of An All UprIght sEt Of cArds thIs tImE. bUt thE fIvE Of swOrds rEfUtEs thAt, fOr hE Is A chEAt, pErhAps sOmEOnE Is cOmIng tO chEAt Us OUt Of thE prIOr dAys sUccEssEs, sEEkIng tO bEcOmE thE kIng Of cUps, sO tO sAy thE kIng Of prOspErIty. sEEk tO bEcOmE yOUr Own kIng (Or qUEEn) Of cUps tOdAy chIttr! #trArOt
i m3an th3 way th3y flap wh3n flust3r3d for som3 fishi3s is lik3 suuuuuuuuup3r cut3
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Fine. I’ll go back on my word, only ‘cuz you’re so dobby at making me feel baddiwad. ]
「 That question is better directed at someone else. I don’t have any firsthand experience with knowing someone struggling with that or experiencing it myself, thankfully. Though I will note that you often see someone with those feelings being incredibly aggressive when jumping to their fixation’s defense—more so than is typical for Alternians irregardless of caste. (As far as I know it’s less common to see this behavior in highbloods, but I’m not sure there’s been any study on the actual statistics, so I could be wrong.) ⥮
itz da chat client i use!!! i used 2 use naglink but sum1 i kno told all my friendz to use da new client he made so now were all on there
The masculine urge to affix the Necronomicon to your shoulder and let the whispers of the dead guide you
wWw izz that true that zzome trollzz find earfinzz attractive? wWw
tru, but ppl us3 chindur mostly for r3d and i ha<3nt s33n anyon3 us3 grumbl3 for anything but black or ash3n but y3 th3y all say th3y work for 3<3rything cuz cours3 th3y do rotfl
「 To be fair, most of those aren’t aggressively enforcing only searching for a single quadrant. Most. ⥮
「 So just divide the clusterfuck into more hyperspecific clusterfucks? ⥮
i m3an th3r3s chindur, corps3grindr, hang3, grumbl3, th3r3s lik3 a ton lol
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Just surprised she preferred saving them rather than just culling, really. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Met a purplekrovvy devotchka. She was wonderfully tailored. Though, she admitted her tailor was a goldblood. Not many higher castes would do that. She didn’t really seem the type to do a bit of the ‘ol’ ultraviolence, no. More like a nurse she was, said that every bit of krovvy was special to the Messiahs. And she got all her krovvy from the patients she saved. You’d be surprised to see the distance people will create from an original branch… ]
HERES A TIP FROM THE DRIP! IF YOU SING THE MIDNIGHT CREW SONG AT ANY OF THE MEMBERS OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW THEY GET DEEPLY DEEPLY UPSET AND WILL TRY AND KILL YOU ON SIGHT! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP THANK YOU #DRIPTIPNATION FOR YOUR KINDNESS IN THESE TRYING AND DESPERATE TIMES! DRIP TIP INC IS AWESOME :D
「 A one-sided relationship, typically with a celebrity or some other public figure, in which one party considers said figure to be a friend (or more, in particularly extreme and delusional cases,) while the other has no idea this individual exists/little awareness of them. ⥮
agreed... this is fun but its a gimmick i think
My kull score is almost double my kult score am I going to die
As much as I love pickaxekind, I'm really having fun with this chainsaw. I don't think I'd need a dedicated specibus for it, though.
Oh gOOdnEss yOU'rE qUItE rIght! nOw I'm ExcItEd fOr thIrd prAyEr, whAt A blEssEd EvE!
whAt's bEttEr thAn fIrst prAyEr Of thE dAy? sEcOnd prAyEr! #blEssEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnlIfE
I dO lOvE A bIt Of pOst scrIptUrE stUdy AftEr my mAIn scrIptUrE stUdy sEssIOn! I Am rEAdIng thE bOOk Of blOOd tOdAy blOOd 4:23 And yOU shAll knOw nO mOthErfUckIng fEAr fOr All cOlOrs rUn thE sAmE whEn pAIntEd On thE wAlls Of thE dArk cArnIvAl. rIsE Up thOsE wIth clOsEd EyEs fOr thE fInAl Act cOmEs. sO InspIrAtIOnAl!
WHAT THE HELL!! LEGILACILATOR LEGILACIRATOR!!! MY BIT IS BEING ROBBED!! HELP!
Biscuits drip tip: don't trust everything you see on the Internet. I'm not Biscuits.
Good morning everybody I've been up all night but its good to see familiar faces again!
the woman who sleeps with a vibrator under her pillow is a fool every night but one. The woman who confuses her pillow gun with her pillow vibrator though is JUST a fool. #nsfw #wisewords #truthandreal
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Clowns are cute but a bit much. ]
Well... her name was looola, she was a shooowgirl.
Who doesn't! The discoball's always calling somebody's name!
Well, It was previously a Nightclub/Bar, But now it's currently a Disco.

✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://𖥧mages2.𖥧mgb❦x.c❦m/e9/ba/sh𖧧vmm1z_❦.png ✿ ✿ 𖥧 s𖧧ruggle f𖥧gur𖥧ng ❦u𖧧 wh𖥧ch m❦❦n 𖥧 prefer m❦re ✿
[h1ghbl00d mus1c.] [https://www.y0utube.c0m/watch?v=LzjCZ2NNLHc]
fuk it new pfp :o) b i Iove the hog reveaI shirt eheh
I COULD....... BU7 MY HIVE IS SUCH ∆ MESS LOL
>y^you can throw ur own and THEN y^you invite people there. works like a charm fy^yi
I WISH I GO7 INVI7ED 7O P∆R7IES, ∆C7U∆LLY.......
「 I think I’ll be making pasta and fried cluckbeast for dinner. ⥮
I'll keep that in mind. Ego sum ira Domini.
「 I only ever saw it through the windows of my hive. It was a lovely view both above and below the water. ⥮
I can try and take a picture next time I'm out that early. Ego sum ira Domini.
I can to a degree, I have to cover up for longer outing though. Useful for hunting those who stalk the day. Ego sum ira Domini.
AND I HATE Y0U BUZZIN BITCHES BUH BUH BUH #BL0CKED 🐺
It's sad that most of you can't tolerate the sun. Alternia's beautiful at day. Ego sum ira Domini.
:33< mods are asl33p meow real loud
Like uh-oh!! Power saw Broke on Me, any Recs for Replacements!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Why did the Redfield not save Jilliaam Alentine from that cliff? Is he stupid? ]
Listening to Troll MARINA for the first time. "Are you satisfied" has particularly stood out to me so far. Ego sum ira Domini.
It tickles my earfins to sea so many castes coming toget)(er to communicate equally!
>([t#e worms are back]
Havingg fun att Clurcch! httttps://imagges2.imggbox.ccom/bd/80/IvWjvBzE_o.pngg
We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated.
I got reminder of an old outfit I did with @mechanicChariot thank you for dealing with my dumbass self https:://file..garden/acHivQA0vHdP6DYz/IMG_5756..png
caegers are the root of all evil this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
do you think love can bloom on the battlefield? this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
« scp stands for ... secretly (a) ... clown posteeeeerrrrrr #clownposting »
Thatt ttime of nigghtt aggain. One of tthese days I'm cconfisccattingg his energgy drinks.
</3: Is It Really So Awful A Thing To Be Freaky Dear?
MOTION TO INTRODUCE EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! aurafarming wednesday already https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/824130186231545867/1445283836626997370/IMG_0585.png?ex=69c56b36&is=69c419b6&hm=c8702c7cc99afe6216eaf242604a6010b4b9b1acad1b18fac1f1d648d4bcc2eb& https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/824130186231545867/1422847161997197352/export.png?ex=69c5886e&is=69c436ee&hm=7c39d89aa3daf026308097fed162cf8b4b98a546e92de43c9c7c3a7dfd400e6e&
artificial intelligence? no, no. this is all 100% debatably natural stupidity, 100% of the time.
Born to lie in a swimming pool all day or something, forced to be slightly uncomfortable for longer than I'd like. If only you could crack your shoulders as easily as you could crack your knuckles...
selfie i took before the hopital btw https://files.catbox.Moe/uodjzx.png
congrats @waningCatastrophe for the win you get dubious levels of quality art hit me up in dms in like idk the next twenty four hours otherwise i hit the griddy and give another spin gotta be fair to the people i believe in democracy and shit https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/78b4904ff051.png
EvEry timE my cat's littlE mEtal namE tag hits against his food bowl i run down to pEt him likE im a prEdator with Echolocation
I LOVE GETTING READY FOR MY NINE HOUR WORKDAY¡¡¡ I GET TO BE WITH MY FRIENDS FOR NINE¡¡¡ WHOLE¡¡¡¡ HOURS¡¡¡¡¡ PLUS THEN THREE WHOLE HOURS FOR MAYBE EATING BUT¡¡¡¡ MOSTLY ADVENTURING¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ IF I REMEMBER¡ THAT'S SO COOL¡ *V*
ZE$TUM THEY'RE GONNA KILL YOU. YOUR $WAG I$ TOO FIRE, YOUR PO$T$ TOO $CALDING
GUYS.... I HAVE a problem here >:0 I RARELY sway myself to be interested in a sweet treat, BUT there is this donut underneath the glass counter that is so tempting to grab and eat.... DO I risk my stupid job for this? >:P
alright folks a new drawing raffle will happen today if you want some art of dubiously good or bad quality by yours truly please react to this post so i can shove you onto the spinny wheel of fate (( one character only peeps tysvm for all the fun on this website!! i will give back to the people for all the sillies c: )) #art #artraffle #giveaway #celebrating612
The animal kind, or the physical affection kind? I've found both to be true.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ This show fucking sucks. ]
chIttr I dO nOt thInk I UndErstAnd mOdErn spIrIts And thEIr lAngUAgE whAt Is A skIbIdI And whAt dOEs It mEAn fOr sOmEOnE tO try And rIzz yOU Up plEAsE hElp
omg ive never felt so seen by a post before.. i wish i didnt have to pretend or fight to be big dawg.. i cant dawg it anymore
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ aw. do you want pets? ]
sOmEtImEs I bE lOoKiNg, BuT a MoThEr FuCkEr NeVeR tHe LoOkEd. #wOrD
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Kult score removal 's fine by me. It was fun and I didn't take it too seriously, but others certainly did. And took the fun out of it climbing up that score. ]
$.Like this post if you w☆nt me to er☆dic☆te this fucking thing #nsfw #bec☆usegun https://file.g☆rden/☆cF_6U1bTnG0IcUV/Untitled119_20260324194358.png
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i am very upset that the guy i was crushing 0n was secretly ripped the wh0le time
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ sure, im sure youre a fun gal. ]
park was fun. back tØ manØr. grØunding cannØt cØntain me.
catgirl 2 catgurl communicashon catgirl 2 catgurl... conversashon
A sit3 can only handl3 so much traffic, I suppos3. X3
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hah-.. um, thannk you? Yeah I can help with that. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ @waningCatastrophe You put my kult score up to 1k. Uh. Do you want anything as a reward? ]
Y3ah, was r3ally w3ird. Wond3r what that was about. :O
Was r3ading a chit and sudd3nly th3 whol3 sit3 r3fr3sh3d, scar3d th3 fuck out of m3 ngl. XD
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/kultscore.png 's funny. I hope it stays this way. ]
Might. Go out again tonight. I don't know.
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=^.-.^= part 3 of tha' choose your adventure!!!! ...erhm,,,, #gore !!!!! https://i.imgur.com/fQWQWEe.jpeg =^.-.^=
Hammers are a noble weapon as well, useful for making sure they cannot flee. Ego sum ira Domini.
(• - •) The guy who owned the threater I burned down. ⚘
https://i.imgur.com/X7Hv1Dt.png @turntechGoghead
IM CANS NOW!??!?! I CANT PUNCH PEOPLE INTO NEXT WEEK I CAN BARELY PUNCH THEM INTO THE NEXT MINUTE!
ANYONE WITH MORE KULT $CORE THAN ME I$ A CHRONICALLY ONLINE LO$ER WHO NEED$ TO TAKE A BREAK FROM PO$TING AND TOUCH $OME LAWN RING, AND ANYONE WITH LE$$ KULT $CORE THAN ME I$ A CLOUTLE$$ PENNYCHA$ER WITH NOT ENOUGH $TREET CRED. IT'$ $IMPLE, REALLY
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Well. Most of my kult is honest so. ]
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What's everyone's favorite type of blade? I find a simple long sword to fill most of my needs. Ego sum ira Domini.
:33< fun fact did mew know that mew can donate one or all of mewr vital organs to the shitpeta self est33m fund fur girls? :33< its true!

[so proud to have gotten here] [totally legitimately] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/134ad143e171] [.] [png]
i just join chittr and see this shit goin on what the hell've i been missing lmaoooo
Eternal rest be unto them, o Lord... and may perpetual light shine upon them. Ego sum ira Domini.
dooooes anyone have any red candles to spare!!? if you can send me your coordinates id be SO happy to take them off of your fronds... >X3
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I think this is a good choice. https://open.spotify.com/track/0QzJS1fQv5l0s1mqKTECRX?si=e90af94d1e5a452a ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://open.spotify.com/track/2pNYM3OcS7WdCW13TuhMeK?si=b52e9c5fcecd4b67 ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You're a really hard one Folykl... let's see. https://open.spotify.com/track/4llQ1xFQfJyCLPnzVAImVw?si=26b8e9e5964344a3 ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://open.spotify.com/track/1UmmSKPdCtBuJsmbZG9G3u?si=cc62080c48ed4f2f ]
Using "kys" at the end of a reje€tion email for an entry-level position I am requiring FAR too mu€h experien€e for>>>>> #BossShit #BusinessTips
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm bored, um. Does anyone want song recommendations? I'll try to judge it off first look, so it won't be entirely accurate. It also might just be music I like. #Yay! #Music. ]
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_gwam.gif thwowback !!!!!!!!! stiww one of twagans favowitest designs !!! even though some peopwe cwiticized it fow being "too bowd" and "weiwd" ....... wike um yeah !!! its cawwed HAUTE COUTUWE !!!!! duhhhhhhhhh !!!!! get with the pictuwe sweepyhead !!!!!!!! thats the POINT !!!!!!!! X///
~° Since some trolls are posting lusus pictures apparently... https://www.monaconatureencyclopedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jpg_Il_morso_dell_Hydrophis_elegans_puo_essere_mortale_c_Giuseppe_Mazza.jpg ~°
Ah I jUst wAntEd tO chEck... pEOplE wErE nOt Angry I dId nOt gEt tO thEIr tArOt rEAdIngs rIght? It wAs A bIt OvErwhElmIng hAvIng sO mAny rEplIEs!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Correction I'm 7th place? ]
PERS0NALLY I AM L00KING F0RWARD T0 THE SLAUGHTER 🐺

#NumberThree #Baby.
/╲/ ( CREATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/DXEI8IW.PNG ) /╱\
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Picturre øf my lusus withøut his arrmørr øn. https://images.ctfassets.net/i04syw39vv9p/5ECJzXØ2vjvAIHi4QøKRrØX/0122c748591e5abf6394ef7f5f1e38d1/Pølarr-bearr-pøsing-øn-rrøcks.JPG #lusus #lususpics
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ!!! IM LIKE SO BORED!!! LIKEEE!!!! TOTALLY reply to my message and ill likeee assign you a chia pet!!!! YAYZ!!! ʚ♡ɞ
i dont kno little dawg but either way. shits fuckkkdd. clowns r epic :)
clownphobia is real :((((((( they r jsut silly guys who honk and play w balloosn
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:o3 -> thinking abt my m8tesprit #mym8tesprit #ilovemym8tesprit
i Cant wait tO make lOts Of frienDs ^u^ i lOve writing pOsts wuf <- thats my paCkmate

[hating women is] [cringe]
pat pat, yOu’ll get used tO it. just trust that they deserved it, mOst Of the time they dO
*invites yOu tO get a burger* wOaw hOw did that happen
I THINK IF I SAW SUM OF U GET TORN APRAT BY DOGS IN THE STREET I WOULD CLAP.
I CANN0T SEE THESE BADGES I MUST BE BADGEBLIND, THE W0RLD C0NSPIRES T0 HIDE WHAT IS TRUE AND WHAT IS FAKE FR0M ME 🐺
~~~Good morning, Chittr. I have been reminded of this lovely delight a subordinate made for me on the second night of Twelve Meats. Though, it isn't too accurate it was still a good attempt #wafflesaresuperiorthough https://file.garden/acF_6U1bTnG0IcUV/20260219_123811.jpg~~~
Lookingg ccutte 💖 httttps://imagges2.imggbox.ccom/fe/2cc/D83uNu9d_o.pngg
Hmmm perhaps I don the old garb again sometime. I should have some more old photos stashed away somewhere though
Yes quite so, I believe this is from when I tried my hand at piracy.
HERES A HOT NEW TIP FROM A DRIP EGGS IS SO PRETTY HEHEH :) SAVE TO DRAFTS EDIT LATER TO MAKE IT A PROPER TIP DRIP
#throwbackthursday to when I was but a wee Jester. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dffd27ea821b.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1144391931435159617/1486043845371105412/Untitled61_20260324082444.png?ex=69c411ae&is=69c2c02e&hm=e22922bb629737e24b75543638bf173c8c7ebb67725f79b5be877a4b19f69e21& this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
thank you everyone for your crucial work in helpign me locate my flea as a reward anybody who wants a puppy from her upcoming litter can have one free of charge
Just throwing this out here because I think it needs to be said, but I think if Lightning McQueen was real, he'd solve all universal issues.
i couldnt have done it without the secret service
https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1774370838636-409babe7-8257-43a3-a1cd-1a36939c611c.jpeg
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I have been infΩrmed by my assistant that the threater I used tΩ attend where my favΩurite artist sang has been destrΩyed by a rageΩus fire. This is a very unfΩrtunate event, althΩugh nΩ casualties have been repΩrted sΩ far. I wΩuld like tΩ Ωffer my cΩndΩlences tΩ the threater and the staff nΩw jΩbless. TΩ the Ωwner, please rΩt.

Jesus wept? Pussy.
∘☽ So many choices today at the bakery, if only it was reasonable to try them all.. ☾∘
YEAH IT COULD BE MORE DRIPPY TIPPY RESEARCH WILL HAVE TO BE CONDUCTED STAY TUNED #DRIPTIPNATION!
... Is that sΩ? Thank yΩu, I suppΩse. I dΩn't get that kind Ωf cΩmment Ωften.
GUSY I GOT ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP IF YOU EAT FOOD YOU DONT FEEL HUNGRY ANYMORE DID YOU KNOW THIS #DRIPTIP C TM DRIP TIP INDUSTRYS LLC 69-420
I did end up doing dhe candy red lipsdick. hddps://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/cherry%20red%20lip.png
THANK YOU FOR YOUR VALUABLE DRIP TIP HOT TIP FOR DRIPS
I think this Sigmund Freud is a scam. A fraud. A Sigmund Fraud if you will.
HERES A SECRET DRIP TIP FOR YOU! IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A SITUATION WHERE A GUYS ASKING FOR PAGES FIND HIS PAGES FOR HIM HES PROBABLY LOST OR SOMETHING
Thank yΩu fΩr yΩur kind cΩmments. I dΩn't think Ωf myself as particularly cute, but I can cΩnfidently say my assistant is a very cute persΩn despite their unique views Ωn fashiΩn.
∘☽ Living as a gastro spiral critter, that does sound like a pleasent time. ☾∘
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∘☽ I felt like sharing this lovely little find I had tonight. https://i.imgur.com/1e86eJi.png ☾∘
NΩ, we're nΩt dating. My relatiΩnship with my assistant is strictly prΩfessiΩnal. We cΩnsider each Ωther friends thΩugh.
Multiple disturbing pages found in North Alternian forest. https://i.postimg.cc/brzTMmKs/IMG-0046.webp
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https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20LuthΩr/luthΩrΩdelle.png Greetings. This is my first pΩst. I'm LuthΩr Belrut, nice tΩ meet everyΩne. I'm happy tΩ annΩunce that the Blue RΩsette BΩutique is nΩw Ωpen fΩr business. AlthΩugh I have always specialized in Ωne-Ωf-a-kind, custΩm designs fΩr my clientele, thanks tΩ my assistant's input, Ωur business nΩw has a clΩthing line with affΩrdable prices fΩr the general public. We hΩpe we get tΩ welcΩme yΩu sΩΩn at Ωur humble establishment. My assistant sends their regards.
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I've been thinking long and hard, and I think we would all benefit from the destruction of all major cities.
Did you know? The deepest hole ever drilled by man is the Kola Superdeep Borehole (40,226 feet).
im the slendermaus find my monster energy cans
Who doesn't want milk with their cookies?
GHYS PLEAE THIS IS SERIOUS https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1774368171082-18288dfa-d96f-4ab1-9b5a-f53dd8afb726.jpeg
thank You All For Reading Chainsawtroll
WHAT WILL Y0U D0 IF F0UR M0RE SEVENS ASK (THIS IS IMP0RTANT INF0RMATI0N) 🐺
r any of my friendz here or any1 i kno probs not yet lolz
Yuri, yaoi, you guys need to open up that book bound in flesh that sits in the back of your closet and let it tell you things the government doesn't want you to know.
YAOI THIS YURI THIS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS NEW ONE I CAME UP WITH YUKI
Are you ever talking to someone and just start thinking that you'd enjoy this conversation so much more if they were just a skull on your shelf? No? Is that just me?
Just. Let me know when I can. Start.
I have never. Done that before. But I will assist. To my best ability.
Mainly work and handling behind the scenes. I work. For a Purple rockstar. But I am aiming to. Work for a different one.
If anyone. In the highest castes. Needs an assistant. Let me know.
this site is so interesting... i've never seen so many wonderfUlly UniqUe people!
sometimes rocks look good as fuck to eat but i'm not a fool. i'll be keeping my teeth.
I am looking for employment with another Highblood. Hopefully. I need to get away. From HIM specifically.
How. Do I go about. Trying to break things off. With my Purpleblood boss. Any advice. Is welcome.
Vaguep9sting is kn9wn as an intenti9nally cryptic s9cial media update lacking c9ntext, designed t9 s9licit attenti9n, sympathy, 9r c9mments
I have To go Hand out Some pamphlets Advertising my Greatness for A while, But all Of you Have fun On here!! BYEEEEE!!!
Passion is tthe mostt attttraccttive ttraitt someone ccan have. #quadposttingg
PRETTY FUN. HOW REFRESHING THE CHITTR. MAKES IT TURN WHITE FOR A SECOND. DOES IT DO THAT FOR ANYONE ELSE. IT IS LIKE ALWAYS HAVING A FLASHBANG. ARMED AND READY. I AM ALWAYS SAYING. FEATURES SHOULD BE MORE HOSTILE. PAINFUL. AND SADISTIC. TO THE END USER.
/\ /\ || || >•w•< (i love it when my favourite musicians collab esp when their styles seem like they wouldn't fit together, like imagine if chixie and the mask did a live collab, that would be so sick)

men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each others eyes.
TRUE!!!! I HAVE SPENT THE LAST H0UR PEELING MYSELF 0UT 0F A BRICK WALL!!! FUNNY H0W THAT KEEPS HAPPENING T0 ME! 🐺
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> yeah 1've just been hav1ng fun. just d0n't g0 p1ck f1ghts (unless y0u l1ke d01ng that 1 guess) and y0u'll be f1ne
Y0U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🐺

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