♥ liked by @chaoticLeader
real
Managed to squish it into a less orb-y look. This is my test pattern anyhow
Hi kiddo, go lay down its bed time ♡
CHILD
if we were birds i'd share my favorite telephone wire with you
If you're reading this, you won the game.
I DO NOT BUDGE!!! YOU ARE FOREVER TRAPPED AND MUST PET ME!!!! >:3
youever listen to a song so fucking exquisite that you gotta dissect somebody
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 👅 eats it ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 finally changed my pfp from my sign. sjust the selfie i took earlier but cropped ^^^^^^^^^^
:33< sometimes? :??< i dont know why some stick and othfurs dont
--E√ I'm not sure how everygoby even *gets* to these... strange (but fun) Chitʇr events. If I figure it out, I could perhaps host a human "sleepover" in my old hive. The one that's still sitʇing on my SGRUB planet, in my sylladex.
When I get home I gotta date with a downy feather pillow and some nitequil
man this guy needs to stop grunting in the gym or im gonna start screaming every time i do a fucking pushup
what the hell what does that even mean
wouldnt it be fucked if all the god tiers stayed at the same age they leveled up as and we only got older every time we died until were super fucking old and get caught in a cycle of dying constantly from old age over and over #death #iamfeelingthecoldmedicine #substance
I feel like im missing something
Boo 🐝
[an image of a broken wrist watc-c-ch on a table.]
#nowpl/\ying - Illusion by /\shbury Heights https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/7gicl7dCkuSkYbuRgynLn3///
(One Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger manifest itself before Akari. It rotates at eye level until retrieved.)
So I sit. In my desolate room. No lights! No music. Just sit there. #lyricsposting
Is it bad that I just want to hug every dave here and not let them go? I want to protect them with everything i am.
Love you too kiddo sleep well.
xx_AGHK!_xx
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 fuck da passport ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 im breakin on da plane byiiitch ^^^^^^^^^^
The biggest crime a guy can commit is just being uninteresting. Put away the daggers and knives and bombs, oh my, and read yourself some gospel goddamn truths I'm about to funnel into you. If you're borin', you're nothing. I think I speak for the trees when I say that everyone can pretty readily excuse a dude being heinous if he's regularly funny, but if you're some chumpchange villain doing a slack-ass job at selling your brand of evil? Come on. What is there to appreciate? You're nothing without your brand. The people are gonna riot, bro.
nap achieved kitty placated now i must get dressed and be a person
:33< hottest batman villain? :33< gotta be two face but only the furked up half
*tucks you in kisses forehead and turns on nightlight*
@chaoticLeader yes I can brush your hair when you wake up.
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playing with ur tuoys.
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/john madd3n_john madd3n_john madd3n_john madd3n_johjohnjohnjjjojohnmm_add3n_john madd3n/Downloads
(\ /) well. it is my birthday, apparently. come stop by if you'd like. https://msparp.chat/trainlounge
maplehoof is a horse not hoarse❗️😂 funny word play😂😂
B33 < ok B33 < yay 💚🧡
paws on your face now ok?
:33 < your alr3ady cut3 :3
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Hive. I'll start p0sting ∿0re pictures, it's starting t0 bec0∿e a h0bby. 𓆝
the cycle of making a beat during a stroke of genius at midnight and then waking up the next morning to the actual most dogshit sound youve ever heard in your entire life.
Step it up boys I cant be the only bro who can provide.
not my ciircu2, not my monkey2. (breathiing heaviily, clenchiing fii2t2 iin rage after beiing brutally monkeymogged by the riival ciircu2.)
Sure hope you don’t! I am hoping to do this more often now the temps are starting to go down.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcXvRp73vSW4chFCe8CbBcs60TtF25nDwSu6oxELmoKw&s=10 There ya go.
Yep! We got ribbs, ribeye, chicken, sirloin, you name it im probably grilling it.
baby, get on ur knees n say pretty please ;3
lizard
making sure i play the scrandle 0nly with my most cal0rically gifted friends so we get that clean sweep.
mormons dont knock on my door anymore because i kept trying to fuck the missionaries
its ok youre all forgiven its probably right to call me emo and lame
if i die let it be known to never go to the dentist
#shitpost
hed like to come and meet us but he thinks hed blow our minds
i'm gonna go find some fireworks or like, explosives tonights gonna be fucking awesome
Chloroform is faster.
Im saying this now, I lost my universe dave not to any game it was an accident. That's why im not gonna be maliciously hostile to them. I may not have any legit kids but any wayward dave variants are now my kids. Hell anyone who wants a retired swords smith who can actually cook and provides a roof to sleep under. I am here #cw-mention-of-death #dadstrider
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B33 < the noble eagle 🦅 hunts most cruelly B33 < if one is not the hunter but the dodent 🐀
okay for real this time goodnight chittr say goodnight back i might feel your good vibes and manage a couple hours sleep
✧ AH, 𝓘 FEEL THE PULL TOWARDS THE CARDS AGAIN. 𝓘 SHALL HAVE TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH THEM SOON. #TAROTREADING #FORTUNETELLING ✧
:33< ... :33< *ac squints* :33< is this just the plot of majoras mask
Do th3 moon got it2 p3arli32 out all 3vil lik3 and 2hit?
I hate that youre right.
i meannnnn, in isattvg, "there is still time" pretty explicitly means more, "you haven't missed your chance YET, but if you wait too long you will FUCKING DIE!!!"
The voice that cries "ough I got plany of time" is the voice of the devil. You do not, in fact, have plany of time. Do it right now. Do it last-minute. Whatever you need to do to get done what you need to do, do it.
c< bOOOOaaat NOises!!!! >c
Pats head like a dad watching TV petting my dog
chittr, i have incredible news. the prank has been completed. even got him to pose because he didn't realize i had gotten him. clearly, i was just the better manipulator. (edit by @thegoodScratchdoctor)
🥞
sorry casey took my phone. that looks delightful.
pretzel... yayyyy
(V)(',,')(V) co℧ntry girl shake it for me girl
D--> What w001d you like tonight? D--> Dinner? D--> A bath? D--> Perhaps... me?
(V)(',,')(V) were gonna shake it to the moon later if ℧ wanna p℧ll ℧p
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♡⸝⸝ YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <3 <3 <3 ⸝⸝♤
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♡⸝⸝ 777HEY JUS GO777 DA CODE LMAO 777HEY AIN777 PLAY 777HA GAME BU777 IF U PLAYIN I777 OR U KNO SOMEONE WHO IS 777HEY CAN GIV U 777HE CODE <3 ⸝⸝♤
Mm. I have the code, yes.
yEaH WhY I FuCk wIt eM. iT'S FuCkIn hIlArIoUs
♡⸝⸝ HAHAHA 777HANKS BOO <3 IMMA BE SO FOR REAL 777HA PLACE I GO777 EM FROM DON777 EXIS777 NO MORE BU777 UHHH hol on is you onea 7hem game players or some7hin cus i hear 7hey go7 like duplica7ey s7uff an im sooooo sure @no77ha7Mys7erious has 7ha code for my earrings from a 7hing we did ages ago ⸝⸝♤
yEaH DaVe's'lL Do tHaT. eVeRyThInG ThE FuCkIn eNd oF ThE WoRlD Is iT RuInS ThEiR CoOl gUy sHiT
♡⸝⸝ PHAHAAHAAHAHA U CAN @ ME NEX777 777IME CU777IE <3 IF U WAN777 777HA EARRINGS U GO777777A LE777 ME S777EAL SOME SHI777 OFF U 777OO <3 ⸝⸝♤
___ ____ /' --;^/ ,-_\ \ | / / / --o\ o-\ \\ --(_)-- /-/-/|o|-|\-\\|\\ / | \ '` ` |-| `` ' |-| |-|O |-(\,__ ...|-|\--,\_.... ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,. ~~,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, ______ --------- ___ Jersey Shore... Well, if you're the type to live a wild beach life. This GET CRAZY GET WILD badge Junior found might be for you!
I suggest beam attacks
♡⸝⸝ HAHAHAHAA OKAYYYYY AN FUCK YEA <3 ⸝⸝♤
♡⸝⸝ 777HAS A GOOD WHA777EVA GENDER U PREFER <3 ⸝⸝♤
♡⸝⸝ AWWW WILL DOOOO <3 I BE OU777 HERE CU777E N S777UFF ⸝⸝♤
♡⸝⸝ HAHAHA LI777ERALLY ADORABLEEE <3 S777AY CU777E FOREVA BOO OKAYYYY ⸝⸝♤
not a chance
♡⸝⸝ HAHAHA U CU777E AS FUCK DOLL <3 BLOWIN U A KISS ⸝⸝♤
It’s too far for me, but given my last wardrobe fiasco, I am putting myself on a slight diet… tragedies all around, my friend… :(
♡⸝⸝ HIIII BOOOO WAVES BACK A777 U <3 ⸝⸝♤
Sigh… me as well…
♡⸝⸝ HAHA HI CU777IE <3 ⸝⸝♤
♡⸝⸝ ANYWAY CALL ME A MIDDLE NAME 777HE WAY I WANNA GE777 INSIDE U <3 #sugges7ive ⸝⸝♤
goregle how to remove badges
honestly sure
kiitten the lag ii2 makiing daddy 2ad
♡⸝⸝ ACCORDIN 777O UR PROFILE PIC UR 777HE KI777777EN ⸝⸝♤
shut up
Get this guy a flushed badge
SP4WN1NG 4T UR PL4C3 ON TH3 M1DDL3 OF TH3 L1GHT
:33< theres nyathing i love meowre than shitposting all day efurry day
keep your duuduus to yourself way too early to be singing
did not sleep turn off the sun
awww hi assholes
thats what im saying fr
i feel that dude
thought i was getting raptured but it was just an electric car doing that weird trumpets of heaven noise
Que2tiion from wbeehn… whoever the fuck that ii2. oka iit2 chiildii2h gambiino homegiirl droppa iit liik the na2adaa An2wer: ii dont know what your a2kiing here bee2iide2 2 dance iin 2ome way and hone2tly ii dont want 2. http2://doc2.google.com/form2/d/1Rf6ii1v1_ZkIIwnwL_W3hdRZypztII0r2Gmvm2U6FYdiiLg/viiewform?u2p=2f_liink
they used to say the koopa kids were his kids but they retconned it so bowser junior is an only child. which is sad i think
\ n >< n / #juniorback #juniorvacation #juniorhadfun #satonaDifferentDesk... #comfyjunior! #thankyouto → @therapistofThedeepone t\ ♥ >< ♥ /
\ // >< // / #juniorflustered #juniorhappy #junioriswhateveriscute
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp #checkyoursettings!
bulge? at this time of light? at this time of the sweep? localized entirely in my chittr feed? #reference #nsfw
https://media1.tenor.com/m/IrzXE7upMnEAAAAd/pikmin-bulbear.gif Me trying to find the good sessions on this site
https://media1.tenor.com/m/g3-E0_5MaOUAAAAd/white-pikmin.gif @chillerAficionado Casper when you piss him off.
THANK YOU YOUNG ONE I AM NOT VERY USED TO THIS TECHNOLOGY YET..... I APPRECIATE GUIDANCE. AND YES IT IS VERY MEAN THERE ARE FEW VAMPIRE TAILORS ANY MORE AND LET ALONE IN MY SIZE
...oh....
dayum look whos been lisa frank-ified
(\ /) ... right. enough growling for a bit. here's something different. [ Attached is a short video of sorts; Leveret sitting on the floor of the train, a worn-down banjo in their lap. They're singing Hozier's "In A Week", but the other voice for the duet isn't seen. Before the video ends, the other voice seems to give them some praise and encouraged that they'll be "gettin' the hang of it in no-time." ]
amazing im keeping you too yoink
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
POG
print("that is actually pretty funny lolololol")
doing a little dance right in front of you
0 inch nails: i dont wanna fuck you
compewtah make these two robots super horny and super gay
yoink
oh this is great i need to rechitt this
oh yeah go for it its for anyone to have spread the daveling child its like cooties but cool
Hmm... #permissiongrantedfrom @daveBot?
always gotta uh...keep 1t real for my fans }:].
you know i havent even heard from bro since he crashed at my place for a bit after he was released as complicated as our shit was i kinda do still hope hes okay and not on the streets somewhere hes probably fine im sure he will appear when i least expect it, thats kinda his thing
bangarang!
:33< once meowre i think about #girlbulge and smile :33< #nsfw
i mean i also aint saying no to that unless thats the point lmao
maybe
:33< *the mighty huntress ch33rs*
:33< *the mighty huntress looks up at mew in mewr stand waiting fur a thumbs up or thumbs down*
(￢_￢) Well at least you apologized. ♫ (⁀ᗢ⁀) The great, unstoppable and inspired Cyphel Peroxy will deign to forgive you! ♫ (￢‿￢ ) For now. ♫
You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! Finally in the studio on this wonderful Sunny Sunday morning, and I am ready to get at some of this music, aren't you? But first: It's that time of the year already where you may wanna start thinking about your Pumpkin Schema once again! Last year I was a Candy Corn Vampire, but I'm thinking this year I might go as a Caramel Apple Witch! What are some of your ideas for the Spooky Season? Comment down below or shoot us a message! Up next we've got "Miracle" by Vulfpeck coming right at ya! Enjoy~ …Midnight City Jazz!
၄⋆၃ i fuxking guess yeah apparently the bitxh always existed and just rexently dexided "wow i xan do that too" stealing my thunder
(╥_╥) ZOMG why did no one tell me hotdog buns taste this good. Holy shit. Holy shit. It's real it's all real. ♫
Frenkhh toast now seems to be quite an apt breakfast khhoikhe.
can we fight as bros or are you gonna be weird about it #suggestive
junior appreciation post!!!! #juniorfanclub
B33 < has anyone else tried this curling your hair around your finger shit B33 < theyre calling it the stim toy of 50000 BC
Oh, let me tell you. 6 years (about 3 sweeps) ago, people were fighting WARS just to have this cat on their island. I remember people were offering upwards of about TWENTY MILLION BELLS just to recieve this cat.
You're lucky that this isn't the year the game came out.
you cant break those cuffs #refrance
peeps on here r soooo fun
Bababooey.
♬ ♪ ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و
i can live with that.
( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )▄︻═════ ⚔️🃜 🃚 🃖 🃁 🂭 🂺
!remindYou reminder: you! are! loved!! ^,^
Oh, how cute.
(∩ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ )⊃━☆ﾟ.*+.🍞
♪┏(・o･)┛♪
Give into them.
Gd1. 1'm now s1tt1ng here consumed w1th thoughts. #suggest1ve
New Hat Order: Comically Large Beanie For Bossman Doc Scratch
( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ !!! 📏=🍎x16
yOU DESERVE, tO BE HAPPY, eVEN IF IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE, yOU DESERVE IT, oR LIKE, yOU'RE NOT DOING ENOUGH, aND IT CAN BE HARD, tO REMEMBER TH1S FACT BUT, iT IS A TRUE FACT, #iNSPIRATIONALtAVROStHOUGHTS
-^H∇ngry.^-
whenever i get overstimulated at social events i just start hittin random emotes like a poorly coded npc
Hey babe, let’s change your spawn location to my place.
ding, ding, ding, ga-ding, ding, ga-ding, ding.
lets do the fork in the garbage disposal
၄⋆၃ xaliforniaigrls we re unforgetable (ow)
guys can someone pick me up from the Lord battle I'm scared some guy just cast RENDING OF TIME and the camera didn't even cut over to him like that shit is just normal??? #reference
// RARE OOC POST #ooc https://toyhou.se/5779092.tekras-iszovh/gallery look at all my pictures of him. i haven't posted much of him image wise. He is now Seeable
hehe / of course / we're friends
OH UM II UM THANK YOU II HAVE TO GO RIIGHT NOW
genuinely. just ask. chittr people will throw themselves at you like rocks.
puppygirl mods are a thing, lets gooooo!!! Im so getting ears and a tail!!!
woof woof mfer.
Hoes. Depressed. I'm not, I take my meds. That man is in. Distress. He ain't gettin' no head. #lyricsposting #nsfw
We need to pelt highbloods with rocks more often
Boo. 🍅🍅🍅.
Just ask them to remake it what the fuck is wrong with you
james sunderland kind of has it going on but #controversialtake harrys the 1 whos got it on lock job? good w/ kids??? probs wont kill u?????? swoon
T-dick Tuesday tomorrow.
Hugging my hork until she is found and home safe.
call me maria th way im serving it up piping hot n also doomed by the narrative
watching glee while eating ice cream and crying. its a great night #vent?????????
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Kris. Kris Kris. Kriiiiiis.
I get this from time to time. I'm an unrelated Kris, but I get it
I hope you think of me as a type of Goku.
（どうして） こんな過ち
um who wants microwave pizza aaand post nailed it
silly mustache !
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- fu☪︎|⟨ Ɨ♱ 屮ⴵy nΩ♱ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
nice
*the darkheart appreciates the artistic markings made on its armour even though its armour is its body and it finds the feeling of the ink on its arm uncomfortable.*
freezes time and draws 0n y0ur face with a sharpie
funny enough, the stupid human idiots playin sgrub is kinda keepin me from goin full nuclear i wwish it wwas a stream tbh id followw, sub, donate, just enable the shit outta these two
hello and welcome to my blog #myblog today i went outside. very terrifying, would not recommend.
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I became a therapist at this point.
ngl feelin a fuzzy socks and curling up on the couch for a old school kid friendly halloween movie kinda yearning
i’m begging of you please don’t take my man!!!
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𝄞 ✧ ♩TS O♫ F♩RE
𝄞 ✧ GE♫T♪EME♫ GET♪EME♫ OH MY GOD
sorry i'm really bad at emotions hahaha!
owwwwwwwww.
nah they got sanDpaper ass tongues. Mines all long n sMooth
i'm honestly just doing whatever seems funniest, hehe.
sigh roll's my eyes and pats you.
https://∞pen.sp∞tify.c∞m/track/5qZ4c1EBVWpmz1GBaks8Uq
There's always a better option.
You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! We've got a great morning to start us all off with. It's cool, but the warmth of the sun is shining and gentle, and the moons are still just visible in the sky. I'm getting used to the new white one, though I'll admit I miss seeing the pink one we had. That's just how it is with the mysteries of space and the universe, hm? Speaking of, we've got some funky cool music for ya in the form of "Space Cowboy" by Jamiroquai. That's comin' right up here, only on K2E1! Enjoy~ …Midnight City Jazz!
anyone have any recs for weird shit i could do in my line of work (weapon making. mostly guns)
Sit in the court and be their own star witness.