♦ pitied by @obliqueDetourer
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pull up to the dream bubble with one jordan at the end of my tail since i dont have feet
♤ Kinda Crazy How Low Of A Profile I've Been Keeping These Days... The Life Of A Non-Traveling Fuchsia. I Dunno, Maybe I'll Go Out Again In A While, Just Tending To My Quads Mostly Rn ♤
> "im a fat fucking chud" > 0pen their acc0unt > they are n0t fat 0r fucking > what is a chud > green text? i saw a human d0 this #nsfw
walk canncelled. torrenntial acid rainn
guys i need to know you guys are backing me because i can do something so fucking funny right now but this shit may or may not get me fucking culled please tell me i have shooters
print("im not an incel or anything i just get no play know the difference")
^still don't know what you're on about>
Migraine approaches. My efforts go unappreciated.
every0ne here exists in the minds 0f neur0divergent adults that never g0t 0ver their 0ld hyperfixati0ns. 0u0
Wait if Trollbama i♤ t♡e pre♤i◇ent an◇ ♡I♧ i♤ t♡e empre♤♤ w♡o ♧all♤ t♡e ♤♡ot♤ on alternia
HM. I THINK I HAVE COME TO TERMS. WITH BEING ATTRACTED TO MEN? BuT ALSO. I AM NOT uNATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN. OR THOSE WHO AREN’T NECESSARILY EITHER? …CONFuSING.
Guyyyyyyssssssss, evil council, do you think she h★tes me b★ck?
why WOULd the messiahs dO this to me im their biggest fan )':F
It's still a Think About Men kind of night.
(did you know sleep deprivation is good for you.)
[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: LOCATION OF @tintypeHoundini IS NO LONGER LIVE] .°❀.࿔
Is that 9/11.
Somethin' about my 13-in-1 seemed to really freak the hell outta people so I guess you can take solace in the fact I borrowed a friends sundries for my visit to her place. I don't think I'm smellin' realy hard-boiled with this stuff right now. Good thing we're shooting after this. Maybe the smell-a gunpowder will get some of that grit back. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea54c1007b12.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ba2f669c309d.png
I'm not that old, am I? 35 isn't...like, middle aged, yeah?
sometimes you go to a spot / that you thought you had moved on / from the memories of / and sometimes / just sometimes / the world makes you hurt / and cry over it
Ditch the phone, oh my god. They can't hear me, they have airpods in.
It's 'human' and no it really isn't! I do not taste good, okay?!°❀.࿔
NONO NONONONO FUCK TGIS WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* IT TURNED BACK ON°❀.࿔
Okay, repacked my bag, getting the fuck out.°❀.࿔
[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: LOCATION OF @tintypeHoundini IS NOW LIVE] .°❀.࿔
Gonna be a bit inactive f'r a lil' bit... watchin' movies with Kismet...! ^^
Sometimes I feel like my life is a little boring...but I think that's ꫂ❁robably a good thing. It's mellow, but it's haꫂ❁ꫂ❁y :) ❣︎
Z. i am bored zomeone pick a fight wwith me or zome thing before i groww irritated .Z
♤ Fun Seeing Lujann Struggle For Once. Anyway, I'm Off To Movie Night With Ves. Best Of Luck With This Virus Thing, I Guess ♤
﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏ dont bring a virus to my party btw x( i cant get sick i have a reelly finportant shoot tomorrow ﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏
What the fuck is happening and do I even want to know?°❀.࿔
waitt. im typingg. in my wrong quirkk. on the wrong pagee. aren't ii. fuckk. shitt. hangon you fucking weebss. urgg
✎ᝰ.>what a bad day to host the second OutGlut Comics Club meeting
↘️I AM IN IT TO WIN IT.↗️ ↘️and by it i mean.↘️ ↗️THE NUTRITION BLOCK.↗️
== the last time... i got a virus... i was in my recuperacoon... for a whole wipe... ==
HOW HARD IS IT TO CATCH A VIRUS WHEN I'M GOING OUT OF MY WAY TO GET IT???
If I gotta be.
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Okay, so. Now that I've had a bit to just fucking breathe: why are there four reacts and what the hell does 'mediate' mean? 'Like' and 'hate' are obvious, 'pity' can be extrapolated, but what about the fourth? And why are they card suits?°❀.࿔
The one thing I want in this world is for a highblood to take me from #mypod and dress me up...
↘️i was hatched on the wrong planet.↘️ ↗️IF I WAS HATCHED ON REPITON I WOULD SAY "OH MY ALL-MOTHER."↗️ ↘️i would read sideline.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BUY ALL OF MY PRODUCTS FROM REPITON CORP.↗️ ↘️i would send my messages through skorpe.↘️ ↗️I WOULD TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS AT THE VAST OCEAN OF POLUTION.↗️ ↘️i would work for the glory of capitalism without receiving criticism.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BOND WITH MY FELLOW WARRIORS OF THE WEIGHTED PAPER APPLIANCE IN GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT.↗️ ↘️i was hatched on the wrong planet.↘️
why do i still care. [ 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 ]: .
Have no fear~~!! Pretty Warrior Mikami-Chan will fight through all pain to be able to fight for peace and love~~!! ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ Shining through the darkness, Mikami-Chan is the ultimate guardian of hope~~! Let your fears be evaporated by me~~! PCHOOOO~~! Pretty love blast~~!! (ノ°∀°)ノ⌒･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*☆ https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d7/6b/22/d76b2230b4eb2f0dcfaa1263472b1e5b.gif
NO NEED TO THANK ME. BuT YOu SHOuLD DO IT ANYWAY. https://i.imgur.com/4TKV9Hn.png
So is a pitch relationship like. Someone you're into but sometimes ya two bite and claw at each other or whatever? Treat your relationship like a lil game-a cat and mouse and swap roles every now and again? 'Cause y'know that don't sound so bad if ya ask me.
+STILL wont respond to my messages !!! I KNOW you SEE THESE !!! why wont you give me a proper ANSWER !!! @vehicularSynapse !!! URGENT !!!+
>+. I'M NOT EVEN CAPABLE OF PITCH RELATIONSHIPS I'M FULL OF GENUINE HATE .+<
I'm almost hesitant to ask. Do I wish to know who this Caliborn is? I've only seen and heard small snippets, but they seem. Unpleasant, to put it politely. ♥︎
♤ I Don't, But. I Don't Like. Have A Commanding Presence, I Let Disrespect Slide, I Feel Like People Don't Take Me Seriously. I Don't Want To Be Hated, But I Want To Be Respected ♤
↘️i get this same feeling.↘️ ↗️WALKING TO MY OFFICEBLOCK, SEEING MEMBERS OF MY VERY OWN HUE PARTAKING IN FRIVOLOUS ACTIVITIES OF ENTERTAINMENT.↗️ ↘️i get a sense of ennui.↘️ ↗️A MELANCHOLIC AFFECT.↗️ ↘️they should be working.↘️
,,,another night,,,another forcing my$elf to da$hwatch on thi$,,,mi$erable $hithole of a web$ite,,,
My my, so many tragic hearts today it seems. ♥︎
...experiencing allergies on a space station of all fucking places shouldn't be allowed. don't we have air filters for this shit...
♤ I Think I'm Just Tired Of Being Nice All The Time To People Who Don't Deserve It. ♤
sometimes my account just signs me out. is the system trying to tell me it'S not ready for my wicked sick chitts?
HOW TO KEEP GAY TWINK LOSERS OUT OF YOUR SHIT.
Damn, man. I've been workshopping all day, but I think I've run out of detective tips. This is going to do immense damage to my brand.
(You missed the deaths. Bulge guy unabombed peoples dicks)<
... I was st-t-tarting t-to feel b-b-bett-ter. And-d-d t-t-then I drop-p-pped-d-d m-my salad-d. I think I want-t t-to cry. ;;
I got pranked at work and they ∆oaked my top ∆o I had to take it off. The∆e guy∆ are ∆o funny!
-=[ mmmyearning about ffight night x-)_☺]=-
One of the other teal∆ at the office called me a chud... I hope that'∆ a good thing!
Yaknow im kinda off3nd3d how littl3 of you dm m3 2mh
I oft3n look at th3 amount of u23r2 thi2 tim3 of night and wond3r what tf y'all ar3 3v3n doing lik3 how i2 th3r3 90 mf2 on h3r3 and lik3, nobody po2ting
scary account likes a lot of my chits about kantan never die or im in danger or anything like that
Helloo?...
Whoo's there
Where are Chittr anoonymoous coonfessioons i was looooking foorward too read them right after waking up 8/
i changed into my misato cosplay but the heels are really tall X/
﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏ -_- glub, still bored i need more fronds that arent bootycalls or maybe i just need more varied bootycalls idk ﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏
c< telliNg Me NOt 2 dO #substaNces is lOwKey.......... KiNda traNspHOic? i tHiNK? dOes tHat jOKe scaN witH tHis crOwd? i dONt KNOw, lets fiNd Out >c
Hm? What's going on? Why are we all yearning? ❣︎
in the wise words of that car you was there too
great, now 1m out of of my p1ted ol1ve snack AND 1m po1sed to be the sole bounty. great #mym1sery
yeah im #yearning aLLright. #yearning for my burger i ordered LLike an hour ago. spooky woods got my grubhub guy again
god 1 need a k1smes1s. be1ng th1s bored may actually get me k1lled aga1n lol
Well. No longer acting asss a legissslacerator... What ssshould I do now?
Yes, yes. Politics are important; ensure you go out and vote so your voice is heard, kill your landlord, the usual stuff.
yk what fa1r 1 cant even argue w1th that
What if I did an AMA That would b3 fun huh?
Looking foRx a goldblood willing to donate foRx a tRxansfusion (Undecided units, as much as possible) foRx an upcoming opeRxation. In the #C2C219 Rxange. If you aRxe unsuRxe of youRx blood type, I can still make a Rxound to check you out to see if it's a match. I'm a little despeRxate. Thank you. ᝰ
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk blow up your worst foes ig
why d1d she see my post. 1 thought 1 was l1ke off everyone's radar or someth1ng. thats scary
...this is just not possible in the current political landscape...
c< sHOut Out 2 tHe greeN staiN ON My wall, Me aNd Her Had a Nice talK earlier >c
https://cdn.imgch3-st.com/fil3-s/40d5254dc3-f0.png h3-y quick qu3-stion why do3-s th3- fucking 3-mpr3-ss hav3- opinions about my boyfri3-ndposting
Okay Chittr I got 2om3 fuckin b33f with you. Why you making m3 unfollow th3 homi32? Forr3al iv3 had to r3follow @tima3u2T32tifi3d lik3 thr33 tim32 now wtf
﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏ never found a party to go to x( but i did take a dip in the ocean SO needed don't even care that i'm dripping with seawater im eeling #refreshed ﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏
not to be #vulnerable in earnest like some sort of person but I don't think I'm cut out for being social anymore. How the hell do you pursue conversation. How do you establish a positive connection. Not the way I've been doing it. Shit's stupid. I'm stupid. Can't even be myself because nobody likes that ugly cunt. blah blah. Website as a diary cannot be too bad for me.
im always psionically vulnerable X(
nooo i ripped my L wig now im bald L
S1GH HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/TH3B34CH1SP41NFUL.PNG
!!!> LIFEHACK:Fake your own death for tax reasons!!! <!!!
those of trollkind who luxuri♤te in comfort♤lbe m♤tespritships ♤nd moir♤illeg♤nces but ignore the p♤ssion♤te fl♤mes of h♤tred th♤t lick your very soul, i ♤sk you... why deny wh♤t you were h♤tched for?
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i have a handlebar mustache now i grew it when you werent looking
the game of the sweep is tiddlywinks https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1540.jpeg
# Ha! Good one! Intere$ting ¢hoi¢e to leave the watermark in! I re$pe¢t that! #
kantan sometimes die if im being honest
tapeworm near me tapeworm location tapeworm quick and free how to find tapeworm cute tapeworm ugly tapeworm where is tapeworms
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #storytime when i was a younger ptitsa. i wasnt really raised like normal trolls. i mean i had a lusus but we got separated for a while. there was a community-ran building, i know that just sounds wrong. but there was. it took lowbloods without housing, im sure there were ulterior motives but what was important was that it worked. the head was this rustblood his name was something like azalea? i dont remember much about him. its been so long i dont remember his voice or his face. i was taken in roughly maybe 6 sweeps ago. i didnt have a great room. it was small like a cage. i felt if i extended my arms out too much, id get stuck. pipes were rusty and leaky, the place smelt of soggy dirt--- the walls were smeared with this awful texture. they werent made of metal but they werent made of wood either. id spend a lot of the time sleeping on the floor instead of the recuperacoon. maybe those are where the nightmares started. the ones where i was running around an empty manner with no one there. empty. distant. cold. like the room. i made a lot of droogies at that stripey-hole. not that it was actual one, but with the older trolls that ran like millicent it certainly felt like one. bronzebloods, goldbloods. occasionally a midblood would be taken in despite. there was a singular jade on the team. she was the only one who was any dobby at keepin the nadsat in check. we were troublemakers. i set a lot of fires when i was a nadsat. i think it was the warmth and the colors. id set them when there were drone strikes in nearby slums, id hop on the espresso rapido, my frond gripped tight on the handles and the air would rush through my luscious glory. strands and curls caught in the breezes. they didnt much care when a lowblood went missing, so i went missing a lot on these sort of trips. there was something freeing about it. a sweep or two later i left on a espresso rapido. growing up i had a lot of respect for that place. it tried something different. it tried community. something i still try to make. a banda lowkrovvies, vecks and devochkas, workin together like charlies at places of worshop. and i grew up, i joined the gazetta i did. the outglut observer was doin' things that no other place was trying to do anymore. recently, i thought back on this part of my jeezny. i hopped another espress rapido back to the slums where they were. just to see what was going on. i went inside and it was vacant. not a single lewdie left. they always tell you that when you go back to a place like that, you hear the kids laughing and runnin' down halls, the ghosts of nostalgia nukin the place... but when i went there. there werent anything. it was quiet. it was wind. it was nothing. every corner you took, every room you looked into. there was nothing but overgrowth, the breeze of gentle wind and the light from the moon up above, as if it was curious and exploring the place with you. there was no raskazz to be told there. it was just... a place. i left after i visisted my starry room. i wonder if maybe in another raz or maybe in another jeezny, it wouldve been alive when i came back. eh, thats wishful messels. ]
I FELT VERY CUTIE PATOOTIE TODAY!!! I TOOK THIS SELFIE AFTER MY MOIRAIL GIFTED ME THE REMAINS OF THE FOUR CEOS THAT IMPLODED A SUBMERSIBLE!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/DEXTRA%20VUZREI.PNG
I have been slain in Among Us.
☆~𖦹 Good morning to everyone except that ugly man 𖦹~☆
-TRANSCRIBED BY IMPERIAL HAL DRONE CLASS: PONYRIDER- #CanItRunHAL: Barely. #WatchThisSpace. Alternian tech is a few universes too dated for my tastes. Traded most of my processing power for legs. Not remotely worth it. #LessonsLearned. Piss-poor cybersecurity on these things. You might as well have left a steaming pie out on the windowsill.
sounds like a threat X(
:33< https://i.imgur.com/iwfDUq7.png :33< *acs tail twitches, ears pressed back to her head. acs eyes wide and unblinking* :33< this does not give me confidence #nsfw #???purrhaps
they parried my lightning bolt and now im just a pair of shoes with smoke coming out of them
i mean. the7 did it be(ause the empress for(ed them to, so we're. probabl7 safe?
:33< *ac looks side to side nervously* :33< ummmm :33< my bulge is safe right? #nsfw
Penis Assassination on the timeline. Okay. #nsfw #ithink?
New discovery, everyone here sucks dick, literally. Fuck this noise. I'm going to bed.
↗️WHAT.↗️
↘️are you all aware that i can see your disparaging posts and commentary made against me.↘️ ↗️PARTICULARLY WHEN YOU INCLUDE MY NAME IN SAID DISCUSSIONS.↗️ ↘️which i have taken to obsessively searching at least twice a night, in order to track my social revenue and gross interpersonal profits.↘️
i wish you woulldnt make it so fuckin hard to hate you by posting the funniest shit ive ever seen every singlle night
It had to be done. I had to destroy Benjamin Netanyahu.
woke up on the floor smacked it on the door now my ass is sore #socrate
Kismet 'n I are leavin' the seaside city... It was so nice t' go on this trip with 'im...
> [ https://i.postimg.cc/bNbLL3z4/oh-no.jpg > [ ohgodhgodohgodohgodohgod trip was jus ttrying to feed me a FRY i hit somebody with the fuking BeetleWagon 205 model (NOT the CARRIERWASP 19) oh no no no no no no no no no no > [ @tintedNectarous #gore #HITSOMEONEITSILLEGALWHATDOIDOFUCK #ISHEALIVE #HE????? #PRONOUNS???WHOISTHIS #ISTHEYALIVE
if my ExperiencE was AnythIng to go by yOU ArE dEfinitEly gOIng to be hUmiliatEd on lIvE tv.
✎ᝰ.>insomniac maybe i should change my name to nianti like insomNIA
Stop thinking about bulge and staRxt thinking about getting the pRxopeRx 9 houRxs of sleep peRx day. #nsfw ᝰ
I c𖦹uld pr𖦹bably f𖦹rm 𐕣he w𖦹rs𐕣 C𖦹mic B𖦹𖦹k, Science-Fic𐕣i𖦹n, Fan𐕣asy, H𖦹rr𖦹r and R𖦹le-Playing Club ever
「 … Next you’re going to tell me you’ve never heard of the most famous ones alive… ⥮
「 Oh. One of the streamers I follow is live. Finally, some fucking entertainment. ⥮
wh𖦹 wan𐕣 me 0 like 12 pi𐕣y 3 ha𐕣e 1 media𐕣e
Yknow some folks need to learn how to let people down gently because jesus fucking christ I just got the biggest blow to my ego rn and might need a moment to recover from that. #vagueposting #isthisevenavaguepost #ithinkimjustventing #holyfuckingshitdude
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:33 < how'd they make themselves float in mid air like that. where are their bodies
you ever get a chill up your spine imagining what would've happened if you didn't end up doin the one big thing that changed how life's going
♰ thoughts running wild..? :) ♰
♰ let me know if you'd like the noise to be dampened :) ♰
♰ hm...? :) ♰
☆~𖦹 Goodnight for now good friends and mysterious beings :) 𖦹~☆
Do you put your pant2 on on3 l3g at a tim3 or do you ju2t jump into th3m bitch32??
[One more photo. It's of Vestra in the aforementioned bunny suit. She's laying back on the hotel room restslab, her cleavage in full frame and her face a dark red. The outfit hugged her chubby frame, and a matching rabbit ear headband rested on her head.] #nsfw(ish)
♤ I'm About To Disappear For A Bit. She Put The Outfit On. #nsfw ♤
✨🍭🕷️ I FORGOT THE EXISTENCE OF MAC A GUY WHOSE ENTIRE BODY IS DESIGNED TO HOLD ANOTHER GUY INSIDE HIM ???????????WHY??????????????????? HE COULDNT HAVE JUST BEEN THE LITTLE PART OF THE TRUCK? AND THE REST OF IT BE A TRAILER??? IT'S ALL HIS BODY???????????? THAT'S INSANE? 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ GO AWAY IM #CARSPOSTING 🕷️🍭✨
The first thing I would like to say is, Nascar is not a fucking sport. Cars is literally the longest movie in the entirety of all filmographies across all worlds and timelines and whatever. I know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say, “Casper it is literally only a few minutes shy of two hours long.” Extremely loud incorrect buzzer. WRONG. Cars movie is actually, by my estimates, seventeen thousand trillion sweeps long. So imagine you’re some stupid little five sweep old and someone asks you to watch a movie with them. And why not? Why shouldn’t you watch a movie with your homie. There you are, sat in the dark, watching Troll Owen Wilson the Car learn to love. I fucking guess????? Eight sweeps pass in an instant. Puberty? Adult molt? COME AND GONE. By the time you leave the theater you’re titled already, you have a full set of quads. Who occupies your quadrants???? Who knows? One of the cars from Cars, probably. And they didn’t just do it one time, they did it TWO MORE FUCKING TIMES. How many times can Owen Wilson the Car experience yet another traumatic race injury??? RETIRE AFTER THE FIRST ONE, BOZO???? And then he goes off to flirt with some other random female car with a face, and find out the true meaning of friendship and family bonds and WHATEVER every time. Don’t forget – His best friend Larry the Cable Guy the Car is also there. Isn’t that fucked up? Isn’t that fucked up for real? And the third one IS objectively the worst one. Imagine taking something that sucks so bad already and then making it suck a little bit more somehow. You don’t have to, I’m going to paint the god damn picture for you. It’s established in that Owen Wilson the Car has a girlfriend, (Sally, from Radiator Springs, the lawyer((why do the cars need lawyers btw))) but he spends the entire movie fucking flirting with Cruise Ramirez, his young and spunky new trainer. ????? OKAY????? FIRST OF ALL, WEIRDO ALERT, SECOND OF ALL, This bitch ain’t even loyal? He can’t do his job without crashing and he can’t fucking stay loyal to his lawyer mate?????? INSANE. INSANE BUSINESS!!!!! I just need to know who woke up one day and was like “I want to make a movie that takes seven years to watch and it’s about cars with faces!!!!!” Who said you know Toy Story?? I can do that better and with cars! WRONG!!!!! Don’t get me started on the implications, Where are the people? Who made the cars??? Was there some sort of car uprising or did trolls upload their minds into the cars because being a troll with opposable thumbs is fun and all…. But you know what would REALLY be fun? BEING A FUCKING CAR. AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE WORSE PART. I bet you guys don’t know this about me – Hi guys, I’m Casper Cooper. I have an eidetic memory. Do you know what that is? It means I have a photographic memory. THINGS GO IN. THEY NEVER GO OUT. “Casper, that’s kind of cool, actually,--” WRONG AGAIN. I remember. Each and EVERY grueling minute of the first installment of that CIA torture method. THE TRACTOR TIPPING. CONSIDER THE TRACTOR TIPPING – What determines whether the car is a people car or an animal car??? Why the hell would they have beast cars anyway??? It doesn’t make sense to me as a concept, either, because it’s just – Okay, stay with me. You can argue that they make things like that because it distracts wigglers with the bright colors and the funny faces and whatever. Okay, Okay, WHATEVER. That works for like Thomas the Tank Engine and Blaze and the Monster Machines. Which teach actual real valuable things. Thomas teaches about community and surviving dystopian societies. Blaze teaches you math and science sometimes, you understand. You don’t make a show intended for little teeny children and cast first of all Owen fucking Wilson and tell me that it’s just to entertain the kids. IT’S BULLSHIT IS WHAT IT IS.
↗️(WHAT) ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.↗️
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg! which mark? i hope its a trending one! i LOVE trending! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
While I do value all my constituents, it seems the art of #vaugeposting is lost on you. A #vaugepost is not intended to identify an individual, it is merely screaming into the proverbial void. My vague posts are not directed towards an individual.
I would like to humbly request any individuals attempting to “explode my bulge” with their “mind” to cease. I don’t even know what that means, but I would appreciate it if you stopped. I need that
[A photo. It was a clear one for once. It was of Kismet (@charmingVagabond), asleep on Vestra's shoulder. It seemed like she was wearing a short sleeved shirt today. A small heart had been scribbled next to his sleeping face. They were both still on the train, it seemed.]
I have literally done this like every three months. I don't know about trolls, but I will be fine!!°❀.࿔
>why do you have sharp teeth if you’re a herbivore
I smashed my hip against the corner of the table and now it hurts to move my leg. Great, brilliant, just what I needed°❀.࿔
That is incorrect. I'll be fine after a bit!°❀.࿔
its all jokes the rot keeps me from a lot of stuff X(
...people are talking about morning gooning i think I've stayed up too late. goodlight everybody...
♤ Not Quite Sure If I Should Post The News Yet... Or Wait For The Other Party To Do So. ♤
~Did he bl~Ock me?? I think... I think this is a win? But I was ready fO~r sO~ much mO~re t~Ongue sparring and shit slinging than that...~
↗️IT IS LITERALLY ABOUT ENJOYING SUSTENANCE.↗️ ↘️why are you inferring things with your↘️ ↗️AS YOU WOULD PUT IT↗️ ↘️>>>( #verygaymind )↘️
♤ Wake me I’ll love you tomorrow You leave me Breathless and hollow Lately a tough pill to swallow But I’ll try to compose #lyricsposting ♤
im soo fuckin' sick and tired
DESPITE ALL THE SHIT I GIVE PAST ME. THERE IS NO GROWING OUT OF REPEATING HER MISTAKES. I WILL NEVER KNOW BETTER THAN TO FALL FOR THE #SIRENSONG OF #DYEDHAIR #METROSEXUAL WITH #STUPIDWINGS!!!!
I keep sneezing. This sucks.
♤ [A photo from a tripod's perspective. Kismet's left arm has a few rough cuts oozing with fuchsia blood, the tips of his fingers on his other hand tinged fuchsia. His hair is a mess, and his eyeshadow runs from his eyes. His expression reads guilt. #gore #cw-self-harm ] ♤
↘️okay, anyway.↘️
↗️I AM NOT PERMITTED TO AUDITION FOR THE ISLAND THAT IS FILLED WITH EXTREME AMOUNTS OF QUANTIFIABLE DRAMATICS AND ALSO TOTALITY.↗️ ↘️i have a meeting.↘️ ↗️MANDATORY.↗️ ↘️on whatever date it is liable to be hosted on.↘️ ↗️I AM ALSO POSITIVE THAT MY INFERIOR FORM WOULD BE RENDERED TO SAWDUST WITHIN MOMENTS OF ENTERING THE ARENA.↗️ ↘️i am not suited for physicality of any kind.↘️ ↗️IT IS KIND OF SHAMEFUL, AND I AM ALREADY BROADCASTING THE MAJORITY OF IT MYSELF, THROUGH THE INTERMEDIARY MIDDLEGROUND OF THE CHITTR FEED.↗️ ↘️so i do not want anyone to see it.↘️
Hospital.
Detective Tip: I am going to be hit by a car.
They call it vehicular manslaughter because when the vehicle hits the man I laugh.
I'm sorry for all the posts today. I've been snooping in Felt territory and the green has done something awful to my psyche.
Not that I have any interest in the matter. I am simplly stating is a matter of fact that I woulld llikelly be incompatiblle.
my sacred what?????????????????? i'm wearing protection! i gto a bomb vest!!!!!!!!!!
♤ Just Enjoying The Cool Air Out On This Balcony. It Honestly Feels Refreshing, Compared To The Stagnant Air Of My Manor ♤
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwehm.... chittr guhow do i guleave... a party...guwithout any guone noticing...
my body feels numb
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyuu are so right... ive been eating at guso many restauraunts on mainland alternia... gumaybe i will just leave it to the chefs!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i gyess i guwill put on my list of guwhat is fraimi's type... the ability to cook.... gueheh... uehhh (╥ ᴥ ╥)
cant have sh1t fr #mym1sery #hotwaterless
♤ [A video that starts with a view of Kismet's face, then switches over to the back camera, showing him and Vestra (@vitalBrush) walking around. The camera shifts slightly as he's using his palmhusk for something, and Vestra suddenly stops, her legs shifting closed as she whimpers something unintelligible. He can be heard laughing gently, keeping just far back enough to keep her completely in frame. They continue walking, Vestra turning to point something out to Kismet before doubling over and groaning louder than before. No one seems to be around them thankfully. This repeats a few more times until the video ends rather abruptly. #nsfw] ♤
♤ https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=X2TYH_qTGv8&si=GpzsJAUIJ2gju8Iy ♤
you know what? let'S double the grubs. 20,000 grubs
♤ Well The Doc Is Making Me Turn In My Palmhusk For The Day. Status Update Tomorrow ♤
,,,did you know,,,that,,,for the overwhelming majority of,,,troll$,,,well over,,,99.999999% of their name$,,,$torie$,,,and identitie$ are no,,,longer part of active conver$ation,,,after 90 $weep$?,,,that mean$ there i$,,,effectively,,,a ~0.0000001% chance of being,,,remembered,,,in 90 $weep$,,, ,,,be the 0.0000001%,,,i believe in you,,,
♤ I Actually Hate Being Stuck In The Infirmary. I Know I'm A Fuchsia And Under Ordinary Circumstances Could Order My Expeditious Release My In-Hive Mediculler Is Scary And She Knows I'm Afraid Of Her ♤
♤ [A video of Kismet. It's taken from a low angle, a guilty expression on his face as his eyes look down at the camera, and back up to someone out of frame, audibly pacing and lecturing him. His arm has bandages where scrapes and cuts were prior, and instead of his iconic outfit, he was in a stark white medical gown.] ♤
do this, do that, we need this door open, we needed that information yesterday, keep an eye on this location for twelve hours straight, yup, all seven cams of it, no breaks, oh yeah and while you're at it, decode this, encrypt that, find this guy, find that guy, give us all the info you can dig up on this list of people we've gotta hit, oh also my palmhusk isnt working can you look at it, oh you're good with tech, why is our stupid fucking coffee machine broken, as if i would know anythinggggg about that i dont even DRINK coffee
↘️you are not worth the energy it takes for me to move my prongs around my corporate board.↘️
(V)(',,')(V) wait i cant ohhhh
(V)(',,')(V) wit shld i delet ethat is some1 act℧ally gonna get me
(｡•`ᴖ´•｡) Don't scare my wonderful stars...
(ꐦ¬_¬) You aren't the only one guilty of it... but yes, also you.
its because im ♯selfobsessed & ♯think ♯everyone is ♯talkingaboutme
im gOnnA lIvE fOrevEr
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♤ It Feels Weird But Nice To Know That Someone Out There Cares Enough To Make A Board About Me ♤
does that ♯matter in this ♯world ♯lujanntitore
THIS GUY has nothing on his profile, just immediately started clogging my DMs. OMG WTF??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/329e67d69db0.png
Chittr help I
↘️you are so right.↘️ ↗️LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF MY SCREEN ON A PHYSICAL DEVICE↗️ ↘️spend three business nights developing that↘️ ↗️SCAN THAT IN↗️ ↘️and upload it.↘️ ↗️THAT IS TOTALLY THE MORE LOGICAL WAY TO APPROACH THINGS.↗️ ↘️and not a completely stupid idea.↘️ ↗️THANK YOU.↗️
K--<Spend day on computer I'm such a big loser Got no job, don't pay rent I live with my parents Did a shitty build I don't have any skills Negative, negative XP Did a shitty build I don't have any skills Negative, negative XP
I h^ve done more rese^rch into ^lien f^iry t^les ^nd h^ve come ^cross ^ t^len reg^rding ^ f^nt^sy re^lm known ^s "Wonderl^nd". While typic^lly I would be more inf^tu^ted with the ^rc^ne ^nd unexpl^in^ble mythic^l ^spects, I c^n't help but come ^w^y from this text thinking ^nything but... Why ^re ^ll these str^ngers just j^ck^sses to this r^ndom child?
-- cat1on1cAgon1st (CA) has logged off! -- -- cat1on1cAgon1st (CA)'s palmhusk was r1pped to shreds! --
th1s has become the worst n1ght of my unl1fe actually. ugh. whatever! whatever!!! whatEVER
♤ Haaaah. Fuck. Jegus Fucking. Fuck. Breathe, Kismet, Breathe. ♤
radiation sickness / is only bad / and improves nothing
Hands finally stopped shaking mostly I need to find somewhere to hide and recover°❀.࿔
victim? / uh / i'm ok / sorry
Ɏ does a-a-anyone else ever wish they could just ha-a-ave somebody else doing a-a-all the thinking for them #question #genuine #pa-a-anhurt Ɏ
(V)(',,')(V) who th fawk j℧s took my tip away br℧
^i'm gonna need a translation on that one, chief>
I ^m reminded of ^ very interesting piece of ^lien liter^ture I h^ve once gotten my h^nds on priorly. It told of ^ lonely rese^rcher not unlike myself pl^gued by dre^ms of ^ blueprint to ^ m^chine he could not underst^nd ^nd promises of ^ffection th^t could not be received from their own kind. How cruel to prey on such ^ we^kness, to burrow in deep into the f^tty w^lls of blubbering mess th^t poor soul c^lled ^ thinkp^n to lure someone in for something ^s innocent ^s ^ffection for the s^ke of ^ person^l ^gend^. It m^kes me think of my incre^singly frequent dre^ms of golden pill^rs ^nd f^int im^ges of events yet to be. ^ promise of ^nswers, truth, the f^nt^sy I h^ve sought out my whole life. No doubt ^ lure like those sweet whispers of loving given to my lonely fiction^l peer. But if it is to be ^ lure, where is the met^phoric^l blueprint I ^m to build? Wh^t is the tr^p? H^ve I ^lre^dy f^llen for it without re^lizing?
just askin' for a friend, y'know, if you had a le6 injury but you're potentially in dan6er of 6ettin' horrifiCally Culled by ni6htmarish purples, what's the fastest way to heal that up and run like all hell? a6ain. for a friend.
I didn't say that. I could absolutely get murdered in an alley by a rando with a hatchet or something. I just think the extent at which I'm likely to get murdered is overblown to scare me.°❀.࿔
Okay, okay. With a few hours of sleeping on it, I'm pretty sure that weirdo yesterday (yesternight?) was just messing with me because it's funny I guess to trick confused people. This place is probably dangerous, but not THAT much.°❀.࿔
The purple clown people are probably on drugs or something (#substances) and might attack me for being an alien but they won't actually literally kill me. That would be more insane than they probably are!!°❀.࿔
Sometimes I like to make oatmeal for breakfast and put way too much sweet stuff in it
↗️MY DETRACTORS ARE LITERALLY DOCTORING EVIDENCE TO MAKE ME APPEAR AS IF I AM SOME KIND OF REVOLTING OFFICEBEAST.↗️ ↘️and not just a highly dedicated and also devoted employee.↘️ ↗️PLEASE, TAKE THESE THINGS WITH A SECULAR GRAIN OF SODIUM GRIT.↗️
↗️IT IS A DOCTORED IMAGE, MISTER EVIDET.↗️ ↘️you must understand.↘️
No clue where I am or where I'm being taken. Not sure if I believe the person who picked me up.°❀.࿔
I still can't get over the fact that apparently there's a blood caste system here, and that purples get to KILL people lower down without repercussion. Like what the FUCK?!°❀.࿔
So this happened. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8b12b0f0cf8.png Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
>+. HI. KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF. STOP TRIGGERING MY PSYCHOSIS AND I *ACTUALLY* MEAN IT .+<
>+. WHAT IF I WERE SMOOTH BALD .+<
>+. OR JUST. A RAZOR .+> >+. I'M ALREADY VOODOOED. I DON'T THINK WE CAN DO WORSE .+<
i dont work at grubbucks anymore but when i did the only good part of any shift was commiserating with one of the olive girls who usually got put on the same shifts as i did. but then she got fired for "pocketing tips" even though that wasnt what she was doing. the money she was pocketing was for the extra "flavor shot" of spit that she had a handful of regulars come asking for specifically pretty much every night. they were pretty upset when they came back around and she didnt work there anymore. one of them gutted the guy who fired her. she still didnt come back to grubbucks though. i was fired a little while after that. for being "bad at smiling." uh #nsfw and #violence #gore just in case.
why the fuck is everything s0 fucking g0dd@mn expensive
== seriously... how could you not consider him matesprit material... he's so cool...! == == https://images2.imgbox.com/46/93/xWMmC7yG_o.png ==
If I die, then I'm not strong enough to fight for my brothers/sisters. But I won't.
𖠰There are no chemicals, by the way. They just say things like this.
== i have a confession... i'm very... sleepy......... ==
GIRLS NIGHT SOUNDS LIKE A WONDERFUL CONCEPT UNTIL ONE RECALLS SHE MUST SPEND HER NIGHTS DOING VALUABLE WORK
RECONFIGURING...CALCULATING... I WISH MORE ORGANIC LIFEFORMS COULD SPEAK THE WAY YOU DO. MY CREATOR STRUGGLES WITH FINDING WORDS FOR NORMAL CONVERSATION.
c< eveN if iM just sittiN iN tHe cOrNer listeNiNg 2 peOple talK >c
>>| .i love .all purplebloods .and there's nothing to stop me from spreading words .about them! #purplelove