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i love to see baes being squad goals haha [no response] [walking away] [returning with a cape] [talking like troll dracula] vas that guy bothering you
IF I HAD A CAEGAR FOR EACH ALTERNATE VERSION OF MYSELF I HAVE SEEN THAT TYPES IN OUR ACCURSED GANDERBULB SEARING HUE I WOULD HAVE WAY TOO MANY FUCKING CAEGARS. WHICH CONCEPTUALLY DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A PROBLEM. I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING SOME EXTRA STRUTTING AROUND MONEY TO BLOW ON USELESS BLOCK-FILLING ITEMS AND EGREGIOUSLY OVERPRICED DELIVERY SERVICES. BUT THIS? LIKE *THIS*? I WOULD RATHER SOMEONE HAUL ME OUT BACK LIKE DECREPIT OLD YELLER AND FINALLY PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY FROM EVER HAVING TO SEE SUCH MINUSCULE NEURAL ACTIVITY BEING DISPLAYED TO ME UPON MY FEED EVER AGAIN. I'M NOT BOTHERING WITH TAGGING THIS AS "VAGUE." THIS IS TARGETED. AND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY SELF-BETRAYING ALTERNATES WHO SEEM TO HAVE MAGGOTS WHERE THEIR THINKSPONGES SHOULD BE.
if y0u need a sturdy metallic sh0ulder t0 cry up0n 0r a facsimile 0f an ear t0 listen my dms are always 0pen f0r y0u
don't y'all apolo6ise for havin' a rou6h spot aradia, ma'am. i just wanna be there for a friend!
hey, just as ya said t'me, if ya need to talk or anythin', feel free to reaCh out friend. ain't no one deserve to be sufferin', 'speCially not alone.
promise i won't, you've been so darn kind. bless ya, fro66y friend. ribbit! >◡<
i promise i'll be ri6ht Careful, ma'am. i think i Can handle it, even if it's just a quiCk Couple runs. plus i'm worried if i don't, i am 6onna really 6o Crazy all Cooped up in here..! >︵<
i'm 6onna rest up some more, really hunker down. thanks to the folks who've visited my hive while i've been reCoverin' from this lil' ankle issue o' mine. y'all have made 6ettin' by this Crap a whole lot easier. ^◡^ if i wake up feelin' 6ood and my ankle ain't too bad, i mi6ht see if i Can't 6et a few delivery runs tomorrow. this Cowboy's 6onna be hittin' the trail a6ain! maybe.
they <all me the mistress of defle<tion
Inside you, there are two wolves. Inside me, there are two cookies. Because I ate two cookies a few minutes ago. They were pretty good. Considering a third.
hehehe, ribbit! 🐸
afternoon! :D
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Ribbit
good afternoon!
oh 6osh i wasn't expeCtin' all that. bless ya, fellow rusts! ^◡^ ♥
i ain't sure who is in what's direCt messa6es, but what i know is that *i* am 6onna take a nap. would ya kiss a Cowboy 6ood li6ht........ u◡u
More people should be in my dms tbh. Getting the hyuck hyucks straight from the source.
We can even stretc)( it to Glubbaat! If we want full inclusion!
D-->Phew. Thank you. My #redemptionarc continues to prove invaluable when it comes to de-e%alating situations.
D-->I prefer my hooves on the ground although I do admit the though is somewhat e%hilarating.
A reminder for non-seadwellers to read my glubpost about glubposting!
D-->I have never found the e%ploration of dream bubbles to be boring even after almost five sweeps spent trotting all over them. They can be tedious and annoying but never boring. Perhaps it is because I cannot fly.
Ribbit. :) Have a good day.
:33 < its okay pawradia i furrgive mew
https://64.media.tumblr.com/89f02e8cf1b00a5f175ec76731959355/b8e4ee2a7a197994-dc/s1280x1920/a643267bd48f0143c4ef0ac12a1f7e77da9b37ee.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/f74b5bbae0de9ff56e0a1a791076386e/b8e4ee2a7a197994-9e/s1280x1920/1df2e27610678b434e4576ef986887448ddccbeb.png therm0nuclear fit for the m0rning. #highfashi0n
The lowbloods on here just be saying shit.* (*I am one such lowbloods)
S)(orey to -Erifins ebberyw)(ere! -Except t)(e one in my Imperial Prison! 38/ )(e t)(rew a rock at me w)(en I went to go sea )(im. Any advice?
🌻🌻🌻 > Hello, friends! I am working today. The clack of my keyboard makes me happy. < 🌻🌻🌻
okay, i'm not *that* steady yet it turns out. but i did 6et Clean, so i'm a happy Camper! ^◡^
Nya~? What's this? Finally we have an official page! Feel free to follow to get updates from the café or follow some of our lovely maids! @arsenicCatnxp @gallowsCalibratorr @timaeusPawstified Or follow our tag! #kittymaidcafe We look forward to seeing you! Nya!
y'know what? i feel so darn steady, i'm 6onna take a shower! not bein' able to stand for lon6's been kind of stoppin' me doin' that, but i smell so uh... yeah.
better and better on the ankle front at least! walkin' feels alri6ht aCross the ol' hive! reCkon another week and i Can be baCk on my delivery runs. Can't wait! ^◡^
♤ Oh My Gog @vitalBrush Just Whispered "Choo-Choo" As A Train Rolled By The Station I Can't. She's Too Adorable ♤
♤ Train Ticket's Booked, Ves And I Are Heading Off Towards Our Next Destination, Wherever We May End Up ♤
Um... Goodness, um... I 'ave a matesprit now...! It's so surreal an' odd tha' I 'ave one... @charmingVagabond
got his ass
Himero and the ole heart diamond wombo combo.
i hope everyonne is havinng. a good mornninng
If people ever do need help, from needing supplies, money, protection or needing to travel (local long distance or between worlds), don't hesitate in reaching out. Save for some existential fuckery, I'm not really going through the motions at the moment, and I don't really need anything in return. Shits fucked out there across time and space, and if there is anything I can do to help ease the burden, I'm here. My work is less miracle wish granting stuff than malleablePersonage and more me taking direct action, but I'm capable.
Good morning, gang. Time for one (1) raisin.
WHO IS EVEN AWAKE AT THIS TIME? ALL I SEE IS HORNY FREAKS AND A CRONUS DISCOVERING THINGS ABOUT THEMSELF. IS IT SO SPARSELY POPULATED THAT THIS IS THE TIME WHEN THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO FUCK LIKE HOPBEASTS CRAWL OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODWORK? #NSFW I GUESS
try to make tonnight a good nnight. thinnk happy thoughts take care of yourself. i care about you
hzzps://i.poszimg.cc/RhYzZNGP/Unzizled263-20260427034106.png Here are zwo of zhe lusii of my pack. Zwo beauziful creazures who would be carcasses righz now if I hadn'z found zhem in zime. Because of zhe cruelzy of poachers.
hi everyfriennd. i slept nnice. i feel good i hope you cann. all sleep nnice soonn too.
((I'm OOC posting Razz's ref sheet because that drawing does not show off enough of their TUBES #theirtubes my freekin thang who lost everything they were before they got rescued and needed to invent a new person to be. ouGHhhhh <- normal https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/65e3f97a2ec4.png
Crazy how some⟡imess ⟡hey'll jus⟡ le⟡ you be a mu⟡an⟡ if you're yellow abou⟡ i⟡. Yeah, fuck i⟡, le⟡ 'em ripen. Always need more engines, amirigh⟡? Lol. Lmao even. #EpicFail Slipped away. h⟡⟡ps://cdn.imgches⟡.com/files/d03dc185a180.png ==⟢
I hØpe yØu’ll excuse my cheap wit, the hØur is late and it’s all I have left
:33< nyow mewve got it! :33< just find furog related words and put em in words that are close enough and i think itll furk!
:33< mew could do like :33< instead of ton tongue? :33< hop can be shoved into a lot of furds honestly any furd with an h_p really furog even wouldnt be too bad to jam into a few words instead of "for" furog?
huskt0p: upgraded dinner: co0ked bulge: unrateable gaming time. i'd like two sh0ut out the g0od f0lks at trollnvidia f0r having such po0r security on their c0nvoys 0nce again. and that teal i hit with a large rock f0r having brought f0od t0 work.
Heeellooo friiieeends! III haaaveee seeet uuup aaa teeeaaa aaareeeaaa iiin my hiiiveee aaand aaa seeeaaanceee roooooom neeext doooooor! IIIf aaanyoooneee waaants tooo haaang ooouuut laaateeer, pleeeaaaseee leeet meee knooow! :D
looook at this lil critter i goot froom uh...a friend that dooes noot wanna be name...AIN'T HE JUST CUTE!! im goonna name 'em pierre https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/sawyercoowbubu.png
Figured i'd post this since i don't exactly post much about myself, or post much at aLL reaLLy,,, Was probably definitely not suPPosed to be there, but me and a friend go urbex-ing oCCasionaLLy and he thought i'd lOOk preTTy cOOl standing next to these old tvs but uh, as you can sEE i'm not the best at posing for pictures,,, https://file.garden/ae6Po3h0kC5K3Uy7/urbex%20fail.png
fuck this goddamn game. what d0 you MEAN the red mage b0ss can heal himself???
Nervous Broad and Roxy are paired!!!
ALLLLLRIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! ONLY A FEW SPOTS LEFT FOR SEASON ELEVEN OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND! WE'RE STILL SIFTING THROUGH THE AUDITION TAPES, BUT WE'RE ACCEPTING LAAAAAST MINUTE APPLICATIOOOOONS! DON'T BE SHY NOWWWWW!
claire made me d0 this. there will be a price.
🌻🌻🌻 > Another nice day. Very clear out. The soil dried overlight, I think the sun was really really bright while I slept. Maybe I will spend the day watering... < 🌻🌻🌻
Can you feel the light inside? Can you feel that fire? (Can you feel it, can you feel it? Oh)
♤ Alright! Truck's Stopped, Ves And I Are Getting Out, And We're Gonna Try And Have As Much Fun As We Can! ♤
III looooook liiikeee thiiis! iii haaad tooo haaaveee sooomeeeoooneee wiiith aaa speeeciiiaaal caaameeeraaa taaakeee iiit!! https://cdn.iiimgcheeest.cooom/fiiileees/8eeefdf35f60c5.png
i wish i had bulge viewing psionics im just stuck with the voices of the dead telling me how much they hate me and how they know i should have died in the explosion without a single moment of silence since i was dragged out of the treeaboo village rubble but at least i can move heavy things sometimes i guess you know things that are two pounds maybe (tags: The Rankmaid/Psionics, #nsfw, at least some of them like my work, im supposed to leave my hive later and im sick over it, archive rating: M)
Heeellooo eeeveeeryoooneee! I'm Priiinmeee! I'm aaa puuurpleeeblooooood, aaand I'm deeeaaad! I hooopeee weee caaan aaall geeet aaalooong, aaand iiif yooouuu eeeveeer waaant tooo joooiiin aaa riiituuuaaal seeeaaanceee wiiith meee, pleeeaaaseee feeeeeel freeeeee tooo cooomeee tooo my hiiiveee aaand peeerfooorm ooonceee. Weee caaan haaaveee teeeaaa wiiith whaaateeeveeer ghooost weee puuulleeed frooom theee aaafteeerliiifeee!
// ooc: @kingGreed all you need to know she's a purpleblood and she's dead. A ghost, a ghoul. OOOOOOOOOO BOO!!!!! 👻👻👻👻👻
(( the other downside to giving deuce a flip phone and old man selfie skills is that i can't diegetically provide pics of his face aside from his singular selfie. behold. uncharacteristically serious old man deuce. )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c71860854262.png
Am I going to get violently 8eaten up on #megioday again, or can i sleep peacefully
L꩜S𐕣 MY FUCKING GLASSES FUCK IM BLIND anyways i d𖦹 n𖦹𐕣 kn𖦹w wha𐕣 #megid𖦹day is bu𐕣 𐕣hey d𖦹 scare me s𖦹me𐕣imes jus𐕣 s𖦹me𐕣imes h𐕣𐕣ps://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/2.png
nice to see fellow trans people! im one myself 0u0/
with your blessin', i'm sure i will ma'am. ^◡^
i dont know what megidos are but i promise im gonna do everything youre all requesting on the dash for #megidomay no dirt will be safe from my mouth
#megidomay is a thing? wow! im excited! 0u0
,,,gonna replay,,,yume nikki,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,,
please eat dirt f0r #megid0may
im so excited for #megidomay i hope i get a lot of tributes and yes that kind (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
i win. beetle prevails. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/26/Screenshot_20260426-130549_Waterfox.jpg
(( ooc pinned post Deuce edition (Updated 4/27!): consider this page nsfw (violent!) for mentions of head trauma/memory issues, sinister shadow magic, clock admiration, and incendiary devices. if you're not a fan of people reacting to posts incorrectly for the bit then be warned. clubs WILL be hitting that mediate button. art is mine unless otherwise stated. this is a humanstuck Clubs Deuce! he has no fucking idea how he got here, only that he's certain that none of the crew, felt, and team sleuth folks he's encountered on this site so far are from his own universe. he's begun making contact now that he knows how to PM users. he has a mostly intact DECK OF CARDS. the radio is broken, iykyk. in addition to his CANON inventory he also has postit notes he uses occasionally as visual reminders. most recently he has acquired ALIEN BOOZE (Dersite whiskey) and a CUTTER (a ship! it's small with nary a belowdecks, primarily powered by sails and a rudimentary rudder.) he seems comfortable wayfaring. he's capable of accessing his deck inventory and there's some sort of Something keeping his flip phone from losing battery or cell service, even out in the middle of the ocean. his phone probably shouldn't be able to access chittr. it technically shouldn't be able to do a whole lot of things that it's doing at the moment. but it's fine! probably.)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c71860854262.png
D --> I don't know what I expect. Most of those who would know a version of me have Strong opinions. I don't blame them, I was terrible as a youth, I've a few here, some who have gotten better, others not so much. But I won't give up. An uphill battle is still a battle, something I will face head on.
https://i.postimg.cc/L8nsn6Wy/Opera-Snapshot-2026-04-26-041730-postimg-cc.png 1 lucy heartfilia!! (my cosplays are trollian but im using the human names cuz theyre shorter and better X/)
I'm changing my PFP to my Flarp character FUCK shes awesome
https://i.postimg.cc/pdFmPCh3/Untitled261-20260426035611.png 2 kakashi hatake
troll frank ocean has disappeared without a trace.
((OOC POST i forget to make these but im just putting herder's VISSSAAAGGEEE on here bc i keep not putting where to find more oc content lol, here he is tag on tumblr is lordtonic.tumblr.com/tagged/herder or /herder+reply https://64.media.tumblr.com/713a18c5e996da942e80043dbf3d05b7/5176d5052aae4cca-18/s640x960/bf195e957572613ffe12871f37bbae654a0130bc.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/5fbb4410a7bc650152f6802154a8009d/4769ae95ae90ccd6-6b/s1280x1920/444609311766b8e4a38f6f437d45b339afbef7d1.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/b20a878c18a9830d2ce8df5857adc6a7/f81ae82dcb927b22-3b/s2048x3072/70e1a6f82d948d39faf7720fd786566c9aa6b860.jpg
y'all please be safe walkin' throu6h the wilds, would ya? damn near everythin' out there thinks yer fair 6ame for killin'. if ya don't know the lands just... Careful. nothin' sadder than findin' someone who 6ot Culled all alone out there. o︵o
AY. MUSTARDBLOOD ON THA' BEAT HO'-
omf omg ogm my FUCK dude they have COTTON CANDY + GREEN #Yessss #NeverKillUrself #NeedThat #Now https://sporked.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/NEWS_ALANI-NU-COTTON-CANDY-GRAPE_HEADER.jpg
D --> Good evening people of the site. I hope tonight has been going well?
i have discØvered human riØt grrrl. i like it.
38) Tides are c)(anging! Several groups of noble )(ig)(bloods )(ave already bent t)(eir knees to me. As t)(ey s)(oald! 38/ -Erifin isn't taking it w)(ale. I )(ad to unblock )(im so )(e'd stop going t)(roug)( my advisors!
No=w= Playing - Island In The Sun https://open.spotify.com/track/2MLHyLy5z5l5YRp7momlg=w=?si=02dd4097d8a940b6
One two three four, uno dos tres quatro, daleee
Good morning! Ribbit!
// same casper lives on a no game never any game alternia, and i just pick and choose what specifically will be absorbed into his canon (like yeah sure he would make friends online so this is good for him ic wise, but off of chittr i never have to talk about how that friend is fucking trollbama from earth c) and just letting shenanigans take the wheel it helps that homestuck is so bizarre on its own that it doesnt even break the immersion. yeah, why shouldnt there be sentient chess pieces wth do i know //
Bastard Goblin Barkbeast Slurry Bomb Flower Grub IGOR Troll Me if You Get Lost Cullmakopia Don't Troll the Glass
I fucking <3< you, but I <3 you I'm bad at keeping my emotions bubbled You're good at being perfect We're good at being troubled, yeah
Maybe I'll go exploring some abandoned mall or something That's usually quiet
every day is a good day. youre here to witnness it
i had a wonnderful walk. i hope everyonne. also had a wonnderful nnight.
misread a name as 'diCk smasher' so i'm doin' 6reat this evenin'.
https://media.tenor.com/JEPK9QVrmtIAAAAC/ponyo-ponyo%E2%80%99s-sisters.gif
i want to fire s0me rent-lowering sh0ts but i also d0nt want to jump on and be h0rny right away. you could say im..... 0F TWO MINDS ab0ut it. #nsfw implied
hold up ponyo is fuckin SICK she CUT-E as GLUB 38D
◌ On that note, it's time to sleep. Good light. "Early to cupe and early to rise makes a troll healthy, wealthy, and wise.” ⧂
good dawnninng of the light. inn case you didnnt read from annybody. i care about you you matter. you are amazinng.
+https://i.postimg.cc/mZzd1XtT/LUSUS.jpg LUSUS PIC !!! she just ate her special rocks !!! YAYYY [:D]+
Titicaca Water Frog. enjoy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac44e7ce2639.jpg
Lark's not awake right now I don't think, but I really do like and keep all the music he's ever linked to me. It's been years now and there's never been one that I hadn't liked. That playlist got so long I've had to make so many subcategories! It's funny to me lol
https://i.postimg.cc/hjsLWn5H/Untitled262-20260426042531.png cosplay photo #3!! L from death note!! this one was fun because the wig kept getting in the way of my face and wiping off my makeup cause i was trying to get pictures too fast...
I don't like how soft I've gotten. I don't even h★te most of you.
Butt 2: 3l3ctric Boogalo 23nd chit
Killed ★ weird cr★wly thing.
https://i.postimg.cc/pdFmPCh3/Untitled261-20260426035611.png another cosplay photo!! kakashi this time X)
tired as shit good light
My Vice President told me that getting on this platform is a great way to get more people interested in the Literature Club! She told me she's seen people all over the universe. That's probably just how she refers to Europeans though, knowing her. So, if you're interested in Literature, send me a message! There's a spot for you in the club! ^^
#caliborngaming #cultofthedamned fanart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79a278945072.png
i SHOULD BUY, a CROPPED JACKET,
38D Trident assault! 3--E
[Funny post that also doubles as engagement bait.]
W)(ale... I s)(oald )(ave sean it coming from a knot away! 38/ -Erifin only attended my coronation so )(e could try and fling as)(en again! Yuck!
38) If you just blindly )(ate my c)(itts you're blocked.
♤ Trans Rights! I May Not Have Transed My Gender But If Not For Friends Who Had I Probably Would Not Have Explored My Identity And Not Discovered My Like For More Feminine Clothing. ♤
i love trans rights and wrongs someone like this im 10 kult away from 2k
https://i.postimg.cc/hGykYtwg/Untitled259-20260426014548.png first cosplay photo!! ne><t one i do will be probablyyyyy gojo or kirito or a character like them
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I was already excited for when she comes over but now I’m ecstatic. (^ヮ^) ]
A non-comprehensive list of fictional legislacerators ranked by, well, you know. If you’d like to argue, you may do so with the wall. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1412.jpeg
i think i should take a break from chittr / my mental health is awful right now / rest well everyone
// okok I do need to get off for a bit but I will leave this as a fun fact: Neither Xandra nor I can tell the difference between our lefts and rights. So if you see her gold/void arms on the wrong side... no you didn't. (But also, the markings are technically "alive", so they CAN move, so just... pretend she switched them or something) I've been thinking of updating my pinned chit to be more concise and have more fun facts about what you can do with Xandra (and Xander) if you have any Qs lmk :^D https://i.ibb.co/1GZ5GkHw/hairbrush.png
THAT WAS. PISS EASY. DID NOT EVEN HAVE TO TRY. THAT IS HOW IT IS. WHEN YOu ARE. TOP DAWG. CAPITAL K. MACK. DADDY. LITERALLY. FuCKING. BEYOND. REPROACH. https://i.imgur.com/0L6Hv6u.png #CuLTOFTHEDAMNED #CALIBORNGAMING #FuCKTHISPCBuLLSHIT
@archiveAddict THIS SHOuLD CLARIFY. ABSOLuTELY EVERYTHING. https://i.imgur.com/PfruwCy.png #CuLTOFTHEDAMNED #CALIBORNGAMING #FuCKTHISPCBuLLSHIT
https://i.g7azo.(om/9f0a119(18bf8399749(64b2d8(0330e.png ni(e
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I have an oral fixation. If you ever see me chewing on leather, this is why. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I will pay ANYONE to cull Zebruh Codakk. ]
INVEST IN MY DEXCOIN!!! IT IS FULLY TRUSTABLE!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/DEXCOIN.PNG
oh / uh / hi / i'm chixie roixmr / one part fictional alien rapper / one part tulpa coping mechanism / i use this account to larp about / still being on alternia / despite the fact that i'm in the body of an autistic human woman / you don't need to be nice / i'm playing a character / that character just happens to be me / anyway / enjoy my account i guess / blog is a much more eloquent word / but / it's not tumblr / so it doesn't really fit / bluh
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Heard we're aura farm posting. https://files.catbox.moe/sxwmd0.png ]
you know im still not sure what to consider calling some of my alternate selves and ancestors especially @archiveAddict considering shes the most wildly different aradia ive met but also i can definitely see myself in her i wonder if we are close enough to have a kind of human sibling relationship? should i call her onee-chan? is she the big sister between us? this found family stuff can be hard when its multiple versions of the same person involved!
i win. ^__^ https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/25/imagece4cb1e53d863725.png
lick his t0p surgery scars. kiss her tummy. lick their abs. sh0w them affecti0n. 0u0
🌻🌻🌻 > I like the rain. What a nice day. < 🌻🌻🌻
I hop3 y'all dont tak3 too much off3n23 to how oft3n I comm3nt on 2hit and dont r3act to your po2t. It aint maliciou2, im ju2t 2tupid
My two friends "strong warrior intent on cutting the moon in half" and "dog god chess piece who killed a universe once" say I should start killing. No agendas being pushed there, I think.
Yay! Ribbit.
species name: "glorious scarab." i am. inclined. to agree. https://c02.purpledshub.com/uploads/sites/62/2026/02/Glorious-scarab-getty-scaled.jpg #beetleposting #beetlefacts
Sometimes I think you people just say random words.
Something funny later, idk.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Starting the tag #Megidobait. I don't know for what. ]
Sick of forced diversity. This is totally unrealistic.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Ribbit. ]
i love humans!
.... Since "Eri-week" is apparently a thing, can I pro+po+se we do+ so+mething like... Serket Saturdays, o+r Maryam Mo+ndays, o+r so+mething to+ help balance o+ut all o+f... that?
6otta quiCkly step away for a lil' bit! i'll be baCk soon! ^◡^
oH, rIGHT HERE THIS WAY PAL, iMAGINE ME, JERKING MY TWO THUMBS, tOWARDS ME LIKE THE, gUESS WHO HAS TWO THUMBS, aND IS SUPER COOL, KIND OF MEME,
mY FRIENDS,,, mY FRIENDS,,! #tAVROS
... I'm no+t co+mplaining, but I am quite co+nfused by the presence o+f so+ many iteratio+ns o+f the same perso+n... Perhaps my Dancesto+r went a bit 'o+verbo+ard' with her o+wn fro+g breeding task?
,,,ea$t alternian rpgmaker horror game$,,,are objectively $uperior,,,to their we$tern alternian counterpart$,,,ju$t fact$,,,
mE, }:)
tHIS IS JUST LIKE, wHEN i LED THE GHOST ARMY TO GO, bEAT UP lORD eNGLISH, #tAVROSaRMY,
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ update notes: music for the page, some new entries, rewritten entries, https://outglutobserver.neocities.org/thegame ]
How come I w★s not informed of Sephiroth until now?
spennt a lot of time with friennds. im very happy.
,,,ib i$ not overrated,,,it i$ rated exactly a$ it $hould be rated,,,which i$ exceptionally good con$idering,,,the $cope of the indie $cene at the time,,,if you want $omething,,,that i$ genuinely overrated,,,you need to look no further than mad lu$u$,,,
so context! my keen sniffer can detect not only what someone smells like, but also what the space around them is inundated with! their very essence! their soul! what they put out into the universe! would anyone like a demonstration? <3
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ My kismesis likes to comment on my waist size quite a lot. I'm not sure what's so special about it. All this talk about it being snatched... kaha... #nsfw #kinda ]
*looks outside* yep definately a frog
ribbit ribbit croak ribbit ribbit https://64.media.tumblr.com/bb8a6499b2c59be354701d7f1240baeb/a6c8346c8b1aa31d-15/s500x750/d8a2455ad361f1741b2a9e043c431e8458c4e007.gif
Anyway, time for your fondly reminder to pick up t)(e tras)( on t)(e beac)(. T)(ink of it t)(is way: would you R-E-ELY want to step on someone else's used wrappers? Just a suggestion! 38)
Shut it, you are not part of this talk frog lover
You guy2 und3r2tand m3 and I fuck with that
Sgrub/Sburb is Jumanji D&D.
sorry guys, Casper says it's not a big frog. Everybody pack it up, show's over.
dammm ok empress bubbles-alt ill tentatively respect it but otter principle i gotta be skeptical
one feferi on the dash is (elebrating murdering her prede(essor and as(ending to empress. another is pla7ing tomoda(hi life. paradox spa(e reall7 (ontains multitudes
Why is CASPER COOPER relegated to the role THE STRAIGHT MAN right now!?
T)(-E -EMPR-ESS FROM ANOT)(-ER TIM-ELIN-E SAID S)(-E IS PROUD OF M-E!!!!!!!!
So Casper says, "a purple blood fucked up some sweeps of memory for me, like literally stole them I can't remember it. He also dished out a shit ton of trauma on the side for fun, I don't think I'll ever recover," and everyone's all like go to sleep Casper. But a few guys say, "universe is a big frog btw," and that's fine? Whatever. Wouldn't the universe be a giant crustacean or a gastropod of some kind??????? Makes no sense. If everything is spirals and spirals is everything, the universe should be a gastropod with a huge as fuck shell.
wishinng everyonne a wonnderful day.
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== i have been... very productive lately... so i am going to reward myself... with world of strifecreation... ==
i love my friennds. annd i hope to make manny more.
🌻🌻🌻 > Thank you, Ms. Megido! I would like that very much. < 🌻🌻🌻
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🌻🌻🌻 > I would like to make friends. I do not know if I am very good at it, but that will not prevent me from trying. Despite all of my hardships, I would like to persevere. Hver hefur sinn djöful að draga. < 🌻🌻🌻
Nothing. Ribbit.
Well, you might be biased here.
Titicaca Water Frog https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f29d25065e3f.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f46928732c0e.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0209fff240d7.jpg
your universe is a frog? ermmm paraso<ial mu<h?
Can't believe I've got so muc)( Kult and Kull in like, a day. 38P Glad you all... enjoy? w)(at I post. I guess!
Glub!!! #glubposting
O+h! Perhaps instead o+f using this site as a ho+st fo+r my diary entries, and excited ramblings abo+ut the changes in my perso+nal life, I sho+uld just make so+me po+sts talking abo+ut the vario+us services and experiences fro+m my tatto+o+ and piercing sho+p? Tho+ugh I'm sure many wo+uld prefer to+ hear abo+ut my upstairs business, instead. Aside fro+m vagueities, I keep info+rmatio+n abo+ut tho+se sessio+ns quite secret and secure. A go+o+d Do+mme do+esn't whip and tell, after all. But talking abo+ut tho+se who+ have do+ne so+mething being wo+rthy o+f being banned, o+r general manners and pro+to+co+ls, that's a different matter entirely.
Everyday I wake in a cold sweat The dread of knowing the universe is a fucking frog
So I've been toad!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ They're very cute. ]
Ribbiting conversation all around! 38D
I'm ★ h★tem★xing evilcel
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I kno+w this is pro+bably my gushing because it's still new to+ have her living here... But I do+n't think I'll ever get o+ver her expressio+n, o+r her reactio+n, when I bend o+ver within her line o+f sight~ Do+ubly so+, when I'm wearing so+mething made o+ut o+f lace, and start glo+wing a bit, to+ make the co+ntrast all the mo+re striking, between fabric and skin~ And being able to+ actually bo+rro+w her shirt to+ wear aro+und the apartment, so+ I can breathe in her scent whenever she's no+t immediately aro+und to+ embrace is a wo+nderful bo+nus... ... I might be acting a tiny bit o+bsessed... But I'm just chalking that up to+ the eupho+ric highs o+f a new living situatio+n, and a co+nfirmed relatio+nship status <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 #nsfw
Seeing everyo+ne 'awo+o+' 'baaa' o+r make o+ther animal no+ises do+es so+metimes make me wish that I had a no+ise I co+uld make, asso+ciated with being a rainbo+w-drinker. But so+meho+w 'slurp-slurp' just do+esn't feel right, even o+ver a text based co+mmunicatio+n.
hissss, why can’t spiders have an original sound?! like- jegus, how many 8easts make a hissing sound.
I keep seaing landdwellers attempting to “translate” glubposting like it is some kind of decorative typing quirk instead of w)(at it actually is. W)(ic)( is adorable, by t)(e way. Please continue. You must understand, glub is not simply replacing words wit)( ocean puns and calling it a day. If it were t)(at easy, every rustblood wit)( a dictionary and too muc)( confidence would be capable of reproducing it properly. T)(ey are not. Glub is cadence. Implication. Pressure. -Emotional undertow. A conversational current carried beneat)( t)(e literal meaning of t)(e words t)(emselves. Two seadwellers can )(old an entire second conversation beneat)( t)(e visible one wit)(out a single outsider noticing. Tone s)(ifts. Repetition. Intentional misuse of aquatic terminology. Placement of symbols. Timing. A single “glub” can mean reassurance, mockery, t)(reat, flirtation, mourning, or a declaration of dominance depending entirely on context and psyc)(ic projection. And Y-ES, before anyone asks, projection matters. People forget t)(at our kind did not claw our way to t)(e top of t)(e )(emospectrum t)(roug)( pretty fins and dramatic capes alone. Seadwellers once possessed a psionic repertoire vast enoug)( to drown civilizations in silence. Or so t)(e oldest stories claim. T)(en )(istory c)(anged. T)(e useful gifts were cultivated elsew)(ere. Culling became specialization. T)(e lowblood castes in)(erited and refined abilities t)(at once belonged to t)(e dept)(s t)(emselves w)(ile our own powers narrowed into somet)(ing subtler. Stranger. W)(at remained was glub. A language s)(aped as muc)( by instinctive psyc)(ic bleed as spoken communication. )(alf verbal exc)(ange. )(alf emotional tide. T)(e last relic of somet)(ing enormous. Or maybe t)(at is just imperial romanticism. 38) Maybe we just really like fis)( jokes and making everyone else uncomfortable. Difficult to say. Regardless, if you ever sea two seadwellers speaking and suddenly realize you cannot quite tell w)(et)(er t)(ey are t)(reatening eac)( ot)(er, flirting, discussing politics, or planning a massacre? Congratulations. You are finally beginning to understand glub. 38D
gIlA gIlA. or whAtevEr the fuck sOUnd my lUsUs mAkEs.
🌻🌻🌻 > I think I need a new supply delivery soon... Always so scary! I have a fence, and so many signs around my field, but sometimes trolls don't adhere to it and come in anyways... I just hate to lock my gates... It feels so cold and unwelcoming... 8( < 🌻🌻🌻
DON'T L3T LOS3RS G3T YOU DOWN!! YOUR R1BB1TS ROCK! K33P GO1NG!
Fuck the haters, get croaking. Ribbit.
evenn if i cannnnot hear it. i am happy you ennjoy it.
i didnnt knnow frogs made sounnd. you are a good frog.
whats this?
I am n0 l0nger t0uching grass Hell0 d0rks and l0sers
Hello, here are some things to know about this Equius!: - There was no major difference in his timeline compared to the Alpha timeline but it was still A doomed timeline because Gamzee would be permanently killed by Kanaya while he Karkat was attempting to pacify him. - Almost immediately after both he and his Nepeta realized they were dead their dreambubble was destroyed by LE's tantrum. They both survived but the short-term exposure Nepeta had to the horror terrors rendered her mute. - Due to this he experienced a 2x guilt combo and became even more protective of his Nepeta, which she didn't really appreciate after taking some time to adjust. to her condition. - He has learned sign language to communicate in a way that is more comfortable and expressive for her. - He's much more open about his fetishes, by which I mean he is far more willing to seek punishment. He is still in denial about being a masochist.. - He's trying to make up for all his mistakes and is making a conscious effort to be more empathetic with other trolls as well as grow past his hemospectrumist ways. Even after 10 human years (or 4.5 sweeps) in the Dreambubbles it is still an ongoing situation. Unlearning institutional racism is hard especially when you build your entire personality on that institution. - A god-tiered Feferi gave him a potion which magically aged him up to match his mental age so he looks like he is a full grown 10.5 sweep old troll. Yes this is the explanation we're going with. This also lets him enter the physical world of characters by exiting through their dreambubbles. And that's pretty much it! I hope you have and continue to enjoy him :) #nsfw
dear all women: mmmmmmwwaaaahh!! *wonk* ;) -roxy
Hell0 every0ne I am 0kay There is n0 reas0n t0 w0rry I have simply been t0uching grass recently. Thats why i havent been 0nline as much
dirk strider is the kinda guy t0 think a cheesecake fact0ry date is fancy.
38D TODAY is t)(e day!!! By t)(e time t)(e twin moons )(ang )(ig)( above t)(e imperial spires tonig)(t, t)(e t)(rone of Alternia will belong to M-E. T)(e old -Empress is dead. I killed )(er myself in t)(e silence of )(er resting c)(amber w)(ile t)(e mac)(ines still )(issed and clicked around )(er sleeping body. One clean ending to a reign t)(at )(ad already rotted from t)(e inside out. Some of you wanted spectacle. Some of you wanted a legendary duel. But power does not wait politely for a dying ruler to open )(er eyes. A crown abandoned is a crown claimed. In only a few )(ours, I will walk t)(e black coral steps of t)(e imperial palace draped in sea-silk and gold, wit)( t)(e bloodline of empresses be)(ind me and an entire empire beneat)( my fins. T)(e nobles are already circling like s)(arks. T)(e fleet clammmanders are swearing loyalty. T)(e )(ig)(bloods are pretending t)(ey never doubted me for a single second. Good. T)(ey s)(ould be afraid to. Today t)(e tides c)(ange forever. Today a new empress rises from t)(e brine. Bow your )(eads, Alternia. Your -Empress is coming. 38D
== every time... i see someone with their favorite media character... for their icon... instead of themselves... i get more powerful... ==
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 As many of you shall recall, last time I did one of these types of chits, I presented the universe at large with my favorite pair of tits. This time however, I present to you a most stunning and gorgeous pair of boobies. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b588359ac82f.webp #boobies #nsfw #Sula_nebouxii 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
y'know, it is niCe just spendin' some time not workin' for onCe... ...but it ain't as niCe as workin'.
hello everyonne. my walk was really nnice. i saw a lot of pretty thinngs. i hope your day is well.
F0r the rec0rd, II have never played the game 2burb and giiven the ratiing2 - II thiink II’ll pa22 f0rever.
<<"hehe, sometimes i really do think everything is going to be okay actually! just a message to anyone who sees this: keep going, it'll be okay!!!">>
I )(ave pretty fincess privileges. W)(en t)(e Imperial Drones are deployed to me I just break t)(em! 38D Naut being in a quadrant makes t)(eir usual trips kind of annoying.
Under t)(e nuisance guidance unrequested yet t)(oroug)(ly provided by like everyone w)(o messaged me, I did it. 38/ Youngest Alternian -Empress -Ever! Naut like a good leader needs experience or any anyfin. Or an understanding w)(olly of t)(e systems t)(ey intend to disrupt. Or anyt)(ing useful like t)(at! Ug)(. Gonna be pretty busy an -Empress. S)(orey if we were becoming fronds! 38) I will still c)(eck in.
You go, funky little (Proper Noun that makes this post apply to you positively)
You all talk about pails so muc)( t)(at I don't t)(ink you've actually filled any! #s)(oreynots)(orey #nsfw
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>> Not too bad ડo far! How are you do¡ng
hELLO aRADIA!
🌻🌻🌻 > It is a bit of a chilly day. I have maintained the temperature controls in my hive as best as I can, but I try not to overuse them when I do not need to, for fear of breaking them further. Thus, I am keeping very warm and comfortable under my blankets, with my stuffed toy cat, Mysa. She is a wonderful companion. 8) < 🌻🌻🌻
🌻🌻🌻 > Were you all speaking about your personal scents? I have to wonder what I smell like... Perhaps the sunflowers I maintain? Something loamy? Or perhaps something more sterile, due to the other aspects of my environment... < 🌻🌻🌻
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i blocked that zebruh veck almost immediately ive heard horror stories from other trolls about him. anyways. um. please check out the page. i love running silly little games. https://outglutobserver.neocities.org/Invite ]
((i'm sure a few of you recognize me from tumblr in 2025. well, i'm trying to open back up if it wasn't clear with me making a profile here in the first place lmao. but damn is tumblr's RPing community honestly so much scarier when it comes to OCs/sonas as someone with social anxiety. since this site was practically made for OCs/sonas, i feel less singled out. so my vibes here will be siiiiignificantly different from over there. idk, i just felt like saying this lmao))
(@4RCH1V34DD1CT 1NSP1R3D M3 BY PROXY FOR K1SM3S1S STUFF) CONC3PT P4RT 2: YOUR K1SM3S1S ON TH3 FLOOR. KN33L1NG, H4NDS T13D B3H1ND TH31R B4CK. TH31R SK1N 1S 4 C4NV4S FOR YOU TO P41NT W1TH BRU1S3S 4ND M4RKS. YOU'V3 4LR34DY L3FT SOM3, OF COURS3, 4ND TH3Y'R3 P4NT1NG. COV3R3D 1N B1T3S 4ND H4NDPR1NTS. F4C3 FLUSH3D 4ND OH-SO-PR3TTY. "TOLD YOU 1'D G3T R3V3NG3." YOU MUMBL3, 4 H4ND PR3SS3D B3TW33N TH31R TH1GHS, F33L1NG TH3M RUT 4G41NST YOU. TH3Y WH1N3, 4ND YOU L34N 1N TO B1T3 TH3M 4G41N, F4NGS M4RK1NG TH3M 4S YOURS. R4T1NG: 3 #NSFW #H4T3P41L1NG #R34D3R/K1SM3S1S #B1T1NG
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If you want a scent post from I’ll describe in perhaps the most vague, poetic, pretentious way possible. I smell like the faint memory of cigarettes on the porch. White clouds between two people, one who lies with every drag, no smoke in her lungs. Truthfully, she’s only there to share the air between them. ]
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ!! Liike I'm scrolling through the scentposting tag and YOU GUYS have SUCH interesting smells!! LIKE!! It's just making me wanna get those paper strips at Bath and Body Work and rub it on your skin so that I can sniff it!!! LIKE!!! What does meat and poison smell like?? What does gun smoke and vanilla smell like??? I AM SOOOOOOO CURIOUS!!! ʚ♡ɞ
every scent posted so far has been logged for future fic requests to ensure realism i am not above rpf i have already posted rpf i will post rpf again keep #scentposting (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, scentplay, archive rating: M)
i FORGOT WHAT, i WAS GOING TO SAY,
I can't decide on which beam attack post to make so you decide between "beam attack bitch" to the tune of bubblegum bitch OR "I smell like beam" like that kid saying "I smell like beef".
D-->I have finally woken up to find my body has become caked with musk both my own and that of the sea. I have never felt so dry in my entire life. I will 100k through chittr to see what has occurred on #fishingfriday since dehydration won over me then I will try and find the ablutionblock I installed on this ship as I am in desperate need. of a deep clean
concept: pressing your nose desperately into the crook of their neck as your arms hook around their waist your bodies brought together at a rough pace huffing desperate and shameless breaths through your nose to overwhelm your senses with the scent of them its all you need to push you over the edge (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #scenting, scentplay, chitfic, chittr trends thank you for the food, itadakimasu, #nsfw, no i wont post my scent profile im embarassed, archive rating: E)
4LL TH3S3 LOV3LY SC3NTS 4R3 1NV4D1NG MY NOSTR1LS... YUM!!!!!!!!!!!
W41T, DO 1 SM3LL... SC3NT T4LK? 1'M 4N 3XP3RT ON TH1S!!!!
T)(e lowblood rave was a success. 38) Four new official constituents and a cute rustblood disc jockey wants me to come to )(is future s)(ows! 38)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm so excited for when i finish this thing kehehe ]
People loooove threatening me on the internet. Baby girl I just close my 'puter.
Sometimes I forget I can't just swim w)(en I go on land. 38P
alri6ht, i'm 6onna 6o 6et huddled up in my Cupe, my eyes're startin' to hurt. y'all have yourselves a 6ood li6ht, and if ya need anythin' from me, well, y'Can hit me in my private messa6es and i'll 6et baCk to ya onCe i'm mobile a6ain. see ya! ^◡^
my type of people are ones that can possibly beat the shit out of me and leave me bloodied i love a good spar 0///u///0 #violence
what if his name was solemn captor #Deep #Sad #OhNo
the jukebox in my head says "I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor liquor lips, hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss. I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor liquor lips, I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch, I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch." #lyricsposting Also I seem to have SOME social energy (beam).
So put ★ll of your ★nger on In the truly gruesome do we trust I will ★lw★ys l★nd on you like ★ sucker punch #lyrics
do not break the illusion 4 me i KNO the most likely explanation is "some1 made an account 2 RP their fave videy game charas" but i want 2 live in the world where glados and sans both literally have chittr accounts let me live in that world plzplzplz
your multiverse weather reporter here! looks like we have a category 8 storm moving in rapidly. it's advised everyone evacuate the premises as soon as possible. juuuuuuuust kidding! looks like clear skies and sun all week! because, you know. i control the weather. :p
i follow for follow. like or )(AT----E, dont give a s)(it. t)(ats just )(ow metrics work. be a damn idiot not to do t)(at ot)(erwise
I've met many a dame. In my experience, any dame that says this? Lyin' to themselves. Spend a night in da town wit' yer gal pals and you'll shake it off, kid.
the herding barkbeast x baabeast x howlfiend being so wholly obsessed over by someone who wants to protect you and lead you and nuture you and someone who wants to rip you to pieces to consume knowing that their motives are both entirely similar: to claim every part of you as theirs alone (tags: Anonymous/Reader/Anonymous, flushpitch coded, #nsfw, quad triangle, possessive kismesis, possessive matesprit, archive rating: M)
// for anyone buying from xander here's a nug LMFAO https://i.ibb.co/R4629Ysp/image.png
So many megidos Do we still need a sheep herding dog or something
alri6hty, better 6et up and uh, Carefully stretCh so i don't mess m'le6 up even more. i'll CheCk baCk in soon, heCk yeah!
O-> I've Skittered O+ff To+ My Little Cabin In The Wo+o+ds To+ Start Lazing Abo+ut Early 😊
think i've said it a few times now, but i reCkon it's always worth repeatin'! i'm super happy to be a part of this here lil' Community we 6ot. thank all've ya! ^◡^
if youre ever not you know theres a certain troll whos been there before you can always talk to her about it!
can always shop around and see if you can find him
T)(-ER-E'S LIK-E T)(IRTY MILLION OF T)(-EM )(-ER-E!
)(OW MANY ARADIAS )(AV-E YOU B-E-EN )(IDING FROM M-E?!
went t0 human grubbucks t0day and after i t0ld the barista my name she went "0h haha like the mage 0f d00m" and i said yeah, exactly like that. she then said she w0ndered what he was up t0 these days.
38) I'm always )(appy to sea a frond!
i feel a strange attachment to every sollux i meet it just reminds me of when things were simpler between the helpsman and i (tags: The Rankmaid & The Helpsman, archive rating: G)
//now and forever a dirty no good jadevris shipper
Let's sea... According to my )(eiress Secret Journal, you died w)(en we were six. 38/ -Equius and Sollux got into it over somet)(ing stupid I guess. It was suc)( a big deal t)(at we forgot about Karkat's Six Sweep! T)(ings kinda continued as normal from t)(ere. Me and -Erifin broke up as Moirails, eventually Sollux and I tried to be flus)( but I couldn't make it work wit)( )(im. 38/ -Eridan still tries to As)(b8 me to t)(is day. T)(ey ended up kismesii. I never really did get back into quadrants after t)(at mess. I'm a civilized )(eiress ya know!
38o We weren't t)(at close! Boat maybe Sollux would like to? T)(ings kinda went outta w)(ack back t)(en!
38D -EV-ERYBUBBLY! ARADIA'S ALIV-E!
3800000000000 My Aradia's been dead since like! Forever???
You ribbit???????? YOU'R-E ALIV-E????????
eiyo where da other sprites at
but nobody ever asks me out :(
i have a hard time believing im on the level of you or vriska :/
sO i DID NOT ORIGINALLY WANT TO GO, tO #fISHINGfRIDAY, bECAUSE i FIND IT TO BE KIND OF A CRUEL AND, nEEDLESS SPORT, bUT @ARACHNIDSgRIP#9137 DRAGGED ME OUT HERE FOR MY TRAINING ARC, aND NOW i AM COMMUNING WITH THE FISH AND, mAKING THEM ACROBATICALLY PIROUETTE, tHROUGH RINGS OF FIRE, sO i THINK WE ARE DOING WELL, hERE,
nap was amazin'! i kinda wanna sleep more!
im really envious of people who are effortlessly pretty like roxy rose and aradia
time eats all his children in the end.
((I'm european and have to go to sleep ;w; so assume that Equius just crashed onto the floorboards and cracked a hole into them from the electrolyte loss lmfao. Use his body as a prop idm and he probably won't either @cuttlefishCoddler @arachnidsGripes
then y0u sh0uld understand.
have y0u perhaps read m0by dick. 0u0
the7 got (ounter-fished, i guess
ii am 2o niice,, you 2hould liike my po2t2.. =ΣB]
Always remember - You are wan⟡ed - You are loved - Everyone is so fucking jealous of your sprawling collec⟡ion of novel⟡y glasses. You should wear ⟡he margari⟡a ones ⟡omorrow. People love ⟡he margari⟡a ones ==⟢
(( she thought fightnight was epic awesome https://i.imgur.com/4ZtBI27.png ))
... Going to head off for the night. get some rest. Goodnight.
★lso I like how these sm★ll be★sts ★re c★lling me prince, I will ★djust ★ccordingly ★nd gr★cefully.
since everyones sleeping i can finally confess that every time i press my energy drink can to my lips i imagine im kissing a robot and its leaking fluid into my mouth (tags: The Rankmaid/Robot, #nsfw, robophilia, im not sure, archive rating: M)
Your kull score being twice your kult score must be for when you're ★ super de★dly b★d★ss.
[ The following is posted. It’s an image of Darlin half-awake with a little hat on, scarred and bruised. Right next to her is @spiritualMotorist doing a peace sign behind her head. They seem to be taking the selfie. In the background of the image sits @adiosToreador & @goldenGigabyte. It is captioned. “ slEepovEr at the wInnEr's plAcE.” ] #fightnight
camembert says hi. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/201b84b66044.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Finally going up. Wish me luck, kehe. #fightnight ]
Okay. I'm set up in a little room with a cocoon-like thing of green slime in it. Won't be sleeping in that. I have my bag and jacket that I can use as a pillow, and I'm locking the door and putting something heavy in front of it. I'm... not exactly used to death threats, let alone death threats from alien clowns! Apparently the sun is really bright here, so I hope the window-coverings are strong enough to block it out. Like blackout blinds but of a weird material.°❀.࿔
thank you everyone operating #fightnight for giving me the privilege to guest referee! id love to do it again given the chance! you were all a wonderful audience and it was my privilege to entertain you! @goingDown @hisProphet both gave impassioned performances that were a joy to watch! ill see you all next fight night!
fuck VVIIth me. http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/04/23/UntIItled464_20260423221753.png
do you ever get so happy about something that you just have to dance dance dance????????! its the best feeling in the world, especially when youre listening to music from your friends or just after eating or maybe after playing fetch??? i drew this after my #danceparty since i was still really really reeeeally happy :B #nude #nsfw #furry #furryartist #pawposting https://i.imgur.com/0JwuA0U.png
Me and the chittr baddies I pulled by being a fucking silly billy.
my favorite character from super danger ronpa two... nako nakoyama
0u0 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32bf3f28da4d.png #selfie
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #fightnight fucking finally. ive been itching for a drat. https://files.catbox.moe/sxwmd0.png ]
holy shit, when did i get over 8000 kult and 10000 kull??? that is fucking crazy!!! thank you to everyone who has helped me get this far, i have no idea how or when that happened! jeez!
mAYBE i COULD BE, tHE UNCHAINED tAVROS, #tAVROS
my first pinned post!!!! it doesnt say anything yet because im busy doing stuff right now, but if it did saying something. it would probably be something about how my friends call me #mylassie and thats how they share stuff with me that i like, so put #mylassie on posts for me please!!!! thats what a pinned post would have
oh my gosh...... this place has more than one like button..... im so so so going to push the doggy heckkkk out of these on all my favorite posts!!!!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ They keep telling me I have a harem. ]
I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M ON MY WAY TO #FIGHTNIGHT. THESE STUPID FUCKING TORNADOES. ARE BEATING THE PASTE OUT OF ME. #MYPASTE
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i dont have a harem. ]
:33 < i errr :33 < i dont know what fight night is :33 < and if im picking up what everyone is spitting out, i dont think i would be allowed to go anyway :SS :33 < with that said have fun to everyone going! :33 < i will be rooting for everyone from the comfurt of my hive :33 < if its a contest anyway :33 < which :33 < honestly idk still?? :33 < maybe its a club for those who enjoy discussing strifing! #havefun #besafe #dontdie #nodeath
Looked at this #fightnight nonsense and ducked out right after. The smell alone could put down a friggin' hippo.
god damn VVIInd may a2 VVell bloVV me aVVay lIIke the VVorld2 2hoddIIe2t kIIte.
SPECIAL THANKS. TO @archiveAddict WHO HAS BEEN SuPPORTING MY TRANSITION. INTO A FuLLTIME. MINDBLOWING CREATIVE POWERHOuSE. DESPITE THE HATERS. I HAVE BEEN TAKING THE PANGS OF MY SuFFERING AND SORROW. AND CHANNELING THEM INTO MY PROLIFIC CAREER. JuST AS THE HuMAN GOD CREATED JESuS WHEN HE WAS BORED. AND WANTED TO GET NAILED. BY STRAPPING YOuNG ROMAN STuDS. I TOO. HAVE CREATED. A LITTLE JESuS OF MY OWN. I GIVE YOu. CHALIE BHORNE. MASTER DEBATER. THE TuRNER OF TIDES. IN ALL BATTLES. THE ANGEL OF VICTORY. SPANKER OF ASSES. THAT SPAN WIDER THAN HIS BRAINY HEAD. WITH ALL THE IDEAS. AND BATTLE PLANS. ALREADY DECIDED INSIDE OF IT. HE CARRIES THE FLAME. THAT WILL BuRN ALL FALSE IDOLS. TO THE BITCH ASS GROuND. THEY BELONG IN. I HAVE MODELED HIM. IN INORDINATE ACCuRACY. FORGOING MY uSuAL ATTIRE. OF GREEN SuSPENDERS. AND A DAPPER BOWTIE. IN FAVOR. OF A FuN. SKEW-WHIFF EXPRESSIONISM. AND A FOPPISH. IF uNDERSTATED. CAIRO OVERCOAT. THESE WERE GIFTS GIVEN TO HIM BY HIS LuSuS. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. WHO IMPARTED IN HIM KNOWLEDGE OF JuSTICE. NEVER TAKING SHIT FROM ANYBODY. AND EATING ANYONE WHO DISAGREES HIM. THIS IS LITERALLY ME. I DO NOT TAKE CONSTRuCTIVE CRITICISM. PRAISES ONLY PLEASE. https://i.imgur.com/GKGYYsP.png
getting into making witch hats. peak fashion imo. more peoplle shoulld wear them
(( btw I'm already trans irl I'm just doing some shit to the egg for fun ))
#nowplaying : yeah it is - James Roach https://youtu.be/MDqXkGBFPg0?si=QUGHEa03LdUXcDZo
just found out he called me a bulge tease to the dead version of me i cant do anything fucking right (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Not sure I should keep #musicposting if I'm getting in on Alternian genocides. Hemocides? Is there a term for that type of mass slaughter with y'all? Jfc, why am I even asking?
ablution merchant i am goin into battle and require only your strongest ablutions
I'VE NEVER CONSIDERED MAKING A SECOND CHITTR ACCOUNT JUST TO HATE REACT A CHIT TWICE UNTIL NOW. CONGRATULATIONS.
fight night but me and an0ther aradia just bump h0rns like tw0 bucks fighting f0r d0minance
THIS ISN'T WORDPLAY. THIS IS WORD DETENTION.
Hi friends!!! Txday I ate twx waffles and drank sxme milk!!!
last time i tried to ribbit i think i fra<tured something
Ribbit. :)
ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit croak croak ribbit
they <all me the top frog around these parts
#ribbitposting.
ribbit ribbit ribbit!!
ribbit ribbit! :D
ribbit ribbit! :)
ribbit!
I really hope they're putting ↄ=Chemiↄ=Cals in the water to turn the freaking frogs gay.
>> goopddd morn¡ng Ch¡ttrr ¡ hope ¡ d¡dn't m¡ડડ anyth¡ng eડpec¡a11y eventfu1 ¡n the t¡me ¡ paડડed out ¡ hope everyone ¡ડ do¡ng we11 :))
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: I have provided the Ten Thousand Hungry Grubs with the appropriate nutrition. If they approach you, please do not allow them any additional ice cream. They have eaten enough, and it will hurt their stomachs later. Thank you.
Every0ne wants t0 be d0minated by a h0t girl y0ure n0t special #nsfw
hell yes! :D
i'm doing great after hearing from you aradia! :)
good afternoon!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ That last post might be more #Megidobait than Rankbait. ]
we really cant be doing all this rankbait before fight night! im beginning to feel a little dizzy at this rate! ( //꩜ ‸ ꩜//;)
concept: arms bound legs fused chest heaving sight stolen helmed and trapped exactly where you belong you feel the warmth of your blood trickling down your face the ship that is a part of you humming around you with your energy your psionics fizzle out as the stress test finally comes to an end you are exhausted and whimpering you feel your technicians hand slowly rubbing a comforting circle over your chest "you did so good" they mutter the hand moves lower against the tightness of your suit "i think you deserve a reward" your frown turns into a wide smile as your head begins to nod quickly this is your favorite fucking part (tags: Technician/Helmsman Reader, helmingplay, helmplay, psionicsplay, power imbalance, quads unmentioned, caste difference, sensory deprivation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Concept: Running your hands down the keepsakes of someone long gone. The energy elicited from the sparks feigned, distance gathered between you and their concept. Your breath is quiet, your pusher beats in rhythmic fashion. In the corner of your eye you see them for a second, maybe more. The apparition of your dreams. You can feel it whenever you pause for too long, a set of eyes on you, watching you. What do they want from you? Are they waiting for you still? Do they want to see you strip? Do they stick around just to tease you, remind you of how much more fun life was with them around? You swear you can feel their breath on your neck, their hands run up your skin. You feel lightheaded, you feel ecstatic. Like they're tugging at your soul, pulling you close. You drag in air into your lungs. You feel as if you and them are one, you and them are more than anything else in the world. It's like they're inside you. Like they're still here. You want to laugh but you can't, you're frozen still and your mind is overcome with so many different stimulations. You hear them whisper a message. Their voice soft. A message you cannot hear but you know all too well, you feel the nothingness cradle you. When you come to you're left a mess on your own floor. Even when they're dead they're still a tease. ( f/f, w4w, rustpsionics, s. soulplay?, doomed, doomed yuri, #nsfw, #rankbait? #maybe?, ) ]
im starting to worry if im too old-fashioned to follow in rankmaids footsteps im sitting here real hard thinking a hornypost or concept! but all i can think of is stuff like holding hands or cuddling on piles of pillows! ill never be rotten at this rate
● • My • horns • aare • curvy. • #hornypost • ●
concept: your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “you need to be more gentle with them” “when i go rough it makes them choke on your bulge stop bitching” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, double up, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
concept pt 2: a while later your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “fuuuck i know i said be gentle but go harder make them choke on it fuck fuck fuck yeah” “haha seriously? you hear that? even your flushfling thinks you deserve to suffer” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, the idea of the loving matesprit being a little naughty because your kismesis is there, rubbing off on them, kyaaa, double up, quadsmearing but not really, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
that was a good pseudonap feel like i havent rested in ages! the spirits were really on about something while i was sleeping but it sounded like nothing i needed to worry about and that it would resolve itself so thats good but im still feeling a teeny tiny bit eepy https://i.postimg.cc/xTcdkJMF/Eepy.png
\\7am havent slept sorry all maybe not posting on this account any more very sorry respond to dms when awake again
((WAIT. HEADCANON TIME. do you guys think trolls bumping eachother with their horns is a show of affection.))
THIS WEBSITE IS THE STUPIDEST FLY-RIDDEN, HATEGREASE-FUELED BEHEMOTH OF A SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION ENGINE EVER TO BE SET LOOSE ON THE PUBLIC. NOT A NIGHT GOES BY SINCE I MADE MY CHITTR THAT THIS THOUGHT DOES NOT STREAK ACROSS MY THINKPAN LIKE A CRASH-AND-BURNING FLEET SHIP ACROSS THE SKY. THE SHEER AMOUNT OF EFFORT THAT YOU SICK RUCKUSFUCKS ARE WILLING TO GO TO FOR ENGAGEMENT BOGGLES THE SPONGE. IT IS STUPID. YOU ARE STUPID. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. SIGH. PLEASE DON'T EVER STOP. TRY AGAIN. I THINK WE'RE GETTING THE HANG OF THIS.
the felt arent affected by any 0f this its purely an anti d0c scratch f0rcefield s0rry
i appreciate aradia's offer for protection [0u0] bUt i won't be Using it. to those from my timeline: yoU are safe, so long as yoU don't do anything profoUndly daft.
reposting in case anyone missed it, since i only said it as a reply to one of @alpacalipsArise's posts. i can try to go back and save troll obama probably, but we would need to find a way to isolate the cue ball guy so that he has no influence. that would save rose too i think, assuming the worst came to pass for her. #0u0.
I HATE THAT I'M WILLINGLY PLASTERING THIS STUPID, ARADIA-FLAVORED IMMUNITY TOTEM ON MY NAME. BUT IT'S BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. THIS IS LIKE WEARING A BRIGHT PINK, HELLO PURRBEAST-THEMED HAZMAT SUIT.
\\ 00c: this isnt gamejacking me and d0c scratch and r0se discussed this all bef0rehand
haha w0w i wasnt expecting s0 many pe0ple t0 j0in [0u0] thank y0u all s0 much all 0f y0u in here are safe fr0m him n0w im s0 s0rry 0bama i sh0uldve d0ne s0mething
i dont support our new cueball president but watching all this is so fun!
...God, fucking damn it. GUESS I GOTTA PUT IT OUT THERE. I'm not affiliated with that fucking Scratch that killed the President, in fact. I WAS IN OPPOSITION OF HIM. Don't come in my mentions tryina fuck me up. I'm DONE.
supp0rt tr0llbama. eschew d0c scratchs c0ntr0l 0f the narrative. j0in the [0u0] subnarrative. we need t0 fucking kill this guy
Hey guys. Just checking in. ★re we positive ★bout signing over to ★nother incomprehensibly powerful being just bec★use the first one h★s kidn★pped the president
#UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE: TONIGHT'S RELATIONSHIP ADVICE COLUMN IS CANCELED. A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR A GOOD MAN. #CONSIDERTHIS: TELL THE PEOPLE WHO MATTER TO YOU THAT YOU CARE ABOUT THEM. FLUSHED OR ASHEN, IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE ONES THAT MATTER TO YOU MIGHT BE GONE IN THE BLINK OF A BULB. ON THIS BITCH OF AN EARTH-C, TIME IS SHORT.
I urge everybody that wants free of his influence, please see @alpacalipsArise 's latest post.
i have created a subnarrative free 0f his influence. y0u will be safe here. im s0 s0rry i didnt act s00ner if y0u want t0 escape d0c scratchs influence put an [0u0] at the start 0f y0ur name. ill handle the rest i w0nt let him hurt anyb0dy else
we cant keep letting him get away with this
By the Emergency powers vested in me in these extraordinary circumstances, all I can say to my people is: Let's bring this motherfucker down. He took the best president we've ever had from you. Plucked him right off your hands. Join me in this declaration of war against @scratchDoctor
FUCK IT. LET'S TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT. MORE HEARTS THAN SPADES ON THIS CHIT, AND I'LL RANK MY TOP FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS. MORE SPADES THAN HEARTS, AND I'LL RANK MY BOTTOM FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS.
i sh0uld never have let it get this bad
httꫂ❁s://file.garden/ZReIXSiHqnxUdI-z/chittr/RAIN!.ꫂ❁ng !!!!!! ❣︎
AT THE REQUEST OF @CANIDANARCHISM, HERE ARE YOUR DISGUSTING BLUE GOOP FRITTERS IN THE SHAPE OF A CARTOON BARKBEAST. I HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE FUCKING CONSORT KINGDOM FOR THESE THINGS. FUCK YOU. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/40E6AF3E3A15.GIF
#fuckyou #mydIInnar #2ub2tance http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/04/22/UntIItled463_20260422225335.png
i am w0rking 0n pr0jects i have never interfered 0n such a large scale bef0re s0 i d0nt kn0w if this will w0rk
Doc Drama And Troll Rivers Cuomo. I Love This Fucking Website #dashwatching
i wonder if anything interesting is happening tonight!
Gonna be honest y'all, I will likely be posting too much music. Hope that won't bother too many folks.
I apologize for my lack of understanding on this situation. Unfortunately, I am not as knowledgeable on this subject and I should be. I hope you will all forgive me. I have just been informed of this situation with @scratchDoctor a moment ago by my VP, Madame Lalonde. While I am unaware of his transgressions, my faith in my VP is implicit and ubiquitous. If Madame Lalonde states he took something dear from her, and that he must die for his transgressions, I believe her. I stand by every member of my Cabinet with no uncertainty. If her, in all her wisdom, believe this is the proper course of action, I will follow. I will listen. I am not addressing you as your President. I am not even addressing you as a leader. I am addressing you all as merely a fellow Alternian, resident of Earth-C, and believer in PEACE. I come to you, as a fellow citizen, to humbly ask: Will you stand up for what you believe in? Will you help me? A dear friend of mine has been dishonored and mocked. A dear friend of mine has declared her abhorrence toward this individual; a friend whose opinion I value greatly. I will not stand idly by and allow this to continue. I will not stand idly by and allow those I cherish to be tormented by this @scratchDoctor. I was unaware of his influence, and for that I deeply apologize. That is a mistake I hope to not make again. Allow us to put aside our differences and unite under something deeper than ourselves, something deeper than all else—something every single one of us can relate to. Let us unite under grief. Let us unite under the banner of outrage for those lost. Let us unite under the banner of passion for those found. Let us unite, not against an individual, but for all those wronged and left, forgotten, in time. This is not an order; this is a plea. I plead with you: please, allow @tentacleTherapist#7214 your ear. Please turn your attention towards all that @scratchDoctor has done, and all those he has wronged. Please, stand up for those unable to stand up for themselves. We cannot allow this to continue any longer.
iT IS #tAVROStIMEtONIGHT,
Having an administrative meeting with the higher ups. Be back in a bit.
(Oh, yeah yeah, yeah yeah!) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
i ap0l0gise f0r the earlier 0utburst it was n0t like me at all :)
Take shelter, for illness is easy to come by when confronting the assault of weather. For those able, have a warm soak if you've been caught in the rain. Others be sure to dry yourself and keep warm until the storm passes. For those abandoned by the world, we offer refuge to allow you to recuperate. Stay safe, stay warm, stay healthy.
So can we wander for a spell and live in parallel? I want it to be true, to be like you M' heart sings a chorus out of tune #lyricposting
there are narrative f0rces at play that i d0ubt any 0f y0u c0uld fully c0mprehend but i assure y0u if i c0uld crush his head with my 0wn bare hands i w0uld be d0ing it right n0w
@scratchD0c w0uld y0u like t0 tell me what y0ure d0ing with my alternates :) w0uld y0u like t0 tell me what y0ur plans are with them :) w0uld y0u like t0 tell me why y0ure d0ing the things y0ure d0ing :) i already kn0w why but i want t0 hear it fr0m y0u :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :) i pr0mise im n0t mad :)
@scratchD0ct0r its :) really :) cute :) h0w :) y0u :) think :) wrapping :) y0ur :) self :) up :) in :) parad0xes :) will :) st0p :) me :) finding :) 0ut :) what :) y0u :) are :) d0ing :)
Im 2o fucking pump3d dud3. it2 lik3 my lif3 i2 finally coming tog3th3r again for a littl3 bit again
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concept: "say ahhh, y/n!" you nervously part you lips, their cake batter covered fingers pushing into your mouth to press down against your tongue and force you to take in the overwhelming sweetness you suck gently and offer a shy glance upwards to their wicked grin "youre so cute" they dip their fingers back into the bowl to make you try more of the pale yellow vanilla batter smearing it across your lips purposefully "oops! let me clean you up" they purr they grab at your cheeks with a small moan dragging their tongue over your lips to kiss the batter away messily both of you sharing in the sweetness that coats your throat they pull back to dip their finger into the bowl again they coat your throat before licking it off dipping down your chest to drizzle warm sweet batter over your stomach to lick clean the sensation of dizzying "m-more" you mumble helplessly "more what?" they say as they lick their hand clean "feed me more" your chest rises and falls hard and fast as you spread your legs to invite the batter and subsequently their tongue where you need it most "just lick me clean first and ill have as much as you want" you whimper (tags: Reader/Anonymous, anonymous requester, foodplay, #crockercorp, #nsfw, body worship, no quads mentioned, feeder/feedee coded, batterplay, battertop, batterbottom, batterswitch, feed me more, archive rating: M)
! am old and fa!thly (old nun catchphrase ! th!nk)
eHEHEHE, eHEH, aHA, hEHE, bWAHAHA, mWAHA, fUFUFUFUFU, eHEHEH, hEHE, hEHEHE! hEHE! mWAHAHAHA! hAHAHAHA! hAHA! eVERYTHING IS, cOMING UP tAVROS, #tAVROS
Greetings to the new followers I have amassed during my exposition on the hue swapped cheru8 lifestyles. May this inform8tion serve you well.
shoutout to those #oldasianmenonhalloween they always give you a whole tray of candy and go 'no no take more take more' and youre like 'no old asian dude i got enough you wont be able to give everyone else candy' and hes like 'no more more more'
on rocks (me when !m on rocks (l!ke frogs do))
found a snapjawbeast skull in my travels around the planet and ive decided to take it so i can add it to my collection :)
MADE PLANS FOR TONIGHT TO PRY MY TERMINALLY INDOORS HUSK AWAY FROM CHITTR FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. PLANS WERE CANCELED. I'M GOING TO DIE IN FRONT OF THIS HUSKTOP.
When I'm happy I say: bitches lOve my fluffy paws and tail! When I'm sad I say: this time I'm really gOnna dO it
#2ub2tance #gIIf http2://medIIa.tenor.com/-vnDUK6Zad0AAAAM/vodka-trago.gIIf
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Despite my best attempt to be uninteresting.. it seems I’ve caught the eyes of quite a lot of people … ]
I’m gonna call gifs jifs purely out of spite
"GOOD FOR WHOM," IS THE QUESTION. IF BY "GOOD," YOU MEAN THAT YOU'VE SO THOROUGHLY JITTERED THE TWITCHING ATTENTION SPAN OF A THRONGING ONLINE HIVEMIND WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN DROOL OVER THEIR PALMHUSKS AND FLING RED REACTS AT YOU THAT YOU'VE MANAGED TO BRING THE COLLECTIVE SPONGECELLS OF THE SITE TO CRITICALLY ENDANGERED LEVELS ALL BY SAYING THE WORD "RIBBIT," THEN YES. THAT IS GOOD. GOOD JOB, ARADIA. CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS.
Detective Tip: The horrors.
∘☽ My, to think I've alredy had a 200 jump in my kult score, has it not just been yesterday that I had reached 1000? I'm not quite sure the uptick, but I'm in not position to complain I suppose. ☾∘
Here's my first post! Loↄ=Cal meↄ=Chaniↄ=C in the area. You broke it? I'll fix it! Customer satisfaↄ=Ction guaranteed! https://ↄ=Cdn.imgↄ=Chest.ↄ=Com/files/0d0f7e52d3ad.png
{{ Maybe I should post Leiloo's fat rack more often, its so funny figuring out IC methods of showing her boobs because she is not a freaky lady at all LMAO }} #nsfw
∘☽ I painted a snail in a forest. I'm not quite used to, showcasing my work, I may be inclined to delete.. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Leiloo/Leiloo%20is%20showing%20you%20her%20art.png #nsfw #Suggestive #OOCLeilooWouldNotTagThisNsfw ☾∘
https://media.tenor.com/2auC7mXbcK8AAAAj/deltarune-snowgrave.gif
this is pretty late, all considering. i guess i had to recover after getting hadouken-ed by obama. but, uhh. i'm actually not really sure on the whole sexuality thing! i mean, considering, i do not think i am a heterosexual. i mean, i liked girls already, and its not like hrt had changed that or anything. i guess it's guys i'm still uncertain about? though, uh, i guess the people who don't subscribe to either, or anything, are cool too.
on that note everyone should let me have just a little bit of their energy so i can make a comprehensive ranking of who has the tastiest life force
so drowsy. i might take a nnap inn this grass patch. goodlight everybody.
youre not wrong even in the dreambubbles the aradiabots ive seen well i guess the less said about their situations the better! but id like to think there was one of us out that that found a way to make it work for them somehow
y0u d0nt see many aradiab0ts 0r gh0stradias because 0f h0w little we felt back then generally. it wasnt exactly the s0rt 0f state 0f mind t0 be p0sting ab0ut bulge 0n chittr.ing all day
you know its really weird an aradibot didnt show up considering we had an ai uprising and an aradia invasion happen almost right next to each other! i was pretty moody back then but also the robot body is kind of cool from a third person perspective...
id be delighted to!
two cute friends should spend some time together! ill send you my coordinates if you want :V
maybe next time we can go exploring together i havent done something like that in a loooong time its a whole lot more fun with company but i never got many chances to do it with someone else i guess its still a tiny bit melancholic when its still just two of me but id rather be alone together than alone alone!
you are very cute. said frogly naknaknaknak
What's a girl like you get busy doin' anyhow?
sometimes i like to jumpscare random strangers
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Would any of you darlings (hah) be interested in a Masquerade? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I love women, send chit. ]
least hive's Comfy. put my le6 up on every darn pillow i Could find.
:33< nepeta nation
My 8ody is still sore from yesterday. Gog damn it, Aradia.
i d0nt think i like saying like. i w0nt d0 it again
I summ0n a th0usand screaming gh0sts t0 @cesarianAqueduct s hive
No one on this site has to 8e a loser and a les8ian yet I’m here to fulfill that. ::::)
like like like c0uld i say like? it is a versatile w0rd and i supp0se theres n0 reas0n why n0t but i d0 feel a sense 0f deep shame remembering the striderian sentence that fell 0ut 0f my m0uth
i think i am spending t00 much time with the dave strider time cl0nes i just said "like" t0 s0meb0dy
i am like if a troll wwere a sensitivve wwhite boy
My gay husband. My disco ball and chain, if you will.
anyways im here now! anything interesting happen while i was wandering?
i see erisol is being a hater as always proud of them
// I hope people recognize and love this account for being that stupid loser lesbian vriska
:33< local polynyampurrous catgirl says she loves mew
i am the old queen 2 doors down smokin a cigarette n tellin u to stop runnin down the apartment building staircase other ppl live here but if u ever needed a tampon or a place 2 stay i would be the first to open my door
no clue what’s going on in the world right now, but i feel like i should let the dash know i’m currently demolishing a bag of gummy bears and they’re kinda hitting. anyway, yeah. someone can update me if they want! or don’t. i’m not sure i’m invested enough to care just yet. :B #vibes #casual #unemployment
lewbewbew
I am g.o°ing t.o° be at Fight Night w.o°rking c.o°ncessi.o°ns pr.o°ud t.o° ann.o°unce this
well us megidos have to stick together! who better to understand us than us after all
It seems many individuals are speaking of #FightNight. My team and I have collected details regarding this event to keep everyone up to date with the latest information. The event is being hosted by Zabrak Zephos, @abjectDetermination, recipient of the Fuchsia Heart/Fuchsia Bloodpusher for brave heroism during the last #FightNight. As such, Mr. Zephos has my upmost respect and faith. It is also being hosted by @mercurialGeloscopy, the creator of #FightNight. The event is being held tomorrow, Thursday, April 23rd. Time is to be determined. In regards to attendance, all are welcome, regardless of caste or species. This event will be closely monitored, and those who do not wish to fight are not required to do so. Any attempt to engage in conflict with individuals who choose to abstain from the fighting will have swift and severe consequences. All fights MUST take place within a designated ring under the observation of an approved referee. In conjunction with Mr. Zephos, my administration is providing transport and medical care for everyone in attendance. Both transportation and medical care will come at no cost, thanks to #TrollbamaCare. In addition, I have been informed my Head of Health & Safety, Mr. Sabbot, will also likely be in attendance. Your health is of great importance to all involved in the event. I have also been informed there will be free refreshments and snacks provided, including an open bar. Any questions should be directed towards the host of this event, @abjectDetermination. We look forward to seeing you tomorrow at #FightNight!
only doing better now that i got to hear from you! OuO
hoppy to see you aradia!
I did not realize sprites need sleep. Regardless I hope you rest well.
I would be very okay with us being friends. Even if you are not my Aradia.
I must retire to the purple pl★ce once more. I hope I see th★t little viking boy ★g★in, I will shove him down st★irs.
I know that. I have yet to find an Aradia who enjoyed her stage in e%istence as an Aradiabot though I have yet to find any whose bodies were not built with that cursed switch. In hindsight even though it would doom my timeline if I was somehow pushed back to the stage of designing it I would remove it, even though it would likely mean you would never acknowledge me e%cept as a creepy if well-muscled highb100d. There is nothing to apologize for. I am in my quote unquote redemption arc as Nepeta would say. And while I cannot say definitively if anything any of us ever did mattered in the abstract sense I can say our decisions were still our own even if only in the sense that they rendered us doomed. Besides, now that we are irrelevant to "canon" we can do whatever we want without worrying about our destinies as they aren't ours to realize.
im gonna go rest my eyes its getting to that point good light! 0u0/
bIItche2 love me for my open VVound. #gore II2h.
This is your daily Doc Scratch Should Die post. Never forget that Doc Scratch should die.
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2o dIId II mII22 anythIIn all VVorldbreakIIn an IImportant or ha2 IIt ju2t been bu2IIne22 a2 u2ual VVIIth the lotta you doIIn fuck all VVorth carIIn about.
i hope everyone has a really lovely night.
and if you are not having a nice night, please don't hesitate to reach out to talk about it! i would be happy to listen and help however i can.
I see. I took your statement too literally in that case. In either case I would not worry about any emotions or bad b100d between you. Leaving aside the bad b100d you would be carrying in your spectral body by virtue of your caste, almost everyone I have met finds no fault in your actions Megido, especially at your specific point in the timeline. If you were a Serket or an Ampora or a Makara I would understand and even encourage hesitancy but you were always, in a certain sense, stuck in the whirlp001 which is Parado% Space and so no true fault could be allocated to your actions.
It h★s come to my ★ttention th★t I m★y be "intimid★ting" to some of you, ★nd th★t is why you do not he★d my ★dvice. But rest ★ssured the Moons' B★ne is ★s norm★l ★nd ★s ★ppro★ch★ble ★s ★ny of you. I enjoy m★ny of the things you ★ll do, we ★re not so different. So ple★se keep this in mind.
O-> All This Attentio+n Makes A Lady Awfo+ally Shy, I Was Certainly No+t E%pecting That.. !
sometimes i like to float around and watch people from afar i think lurking can be fun especially when you can learn some juicy gossip through it 0u0
I must admit some curiosity as to what prevents you from seeing them. Given your status on the timeline as an amphibious sprite that hasn't yet been confined to my morally dubious yet also beautifully elegant and indigo b100ded chassis. Unless you are still alive you should be able to 100k for them in the dream bubbles.
B33 < being sl33py when my furiends are online should be illegal B33 < I n33d an extra 8 hours in the day to stay up late and cuddle efurrynyan I like <3 <>
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It delights me to see such amicable responses on this digital slate. If you ever find yourself in need of comfort, I will be your frond to lean on. For those who are shunned, know I will offer you a sanctum from what others may rebuke you for thinking or being. Be who you are, be honest with yourself, and love those around you in earnest.
B33 < caw!
kyaa!
>--D=I=am=glad=you=are=back=lady=megido=:D//<
I was gonna say some like philosophical or transcendent thing before bed, but I'm so sleepy. So, instead, to quote the great Bill and Ted: "Be excellent to each other and party on".
watching karkat draw across from me but i can feel the spirits from the sacred board speak through me i might have to go over there and interpret the important scribbles of those from the great beyond (im going to make him draw a penis) #nsfw ish
Tonight we found strange devices. They seem to allow for communication, of sorts. I don't believe I'm meant to have access to these sorts of things, and I'm sure many would disapprove of me making an appearance in such a public sort of setting. But I believe this will be good for our efforts. I expand my knowledge, and expand the knowledge of others from what I know in turn. May your night go well, and your rest be peaceful.
★pologies if I ★m too nice tonight, I ★m in ★ very good mood.
◥▶◀◤ —> All of my friends currently are either Megidos or @aeneasCaldarium. I need to make new friends. Respectfully. The p001 is shallow.
teasing a handsome man is pretty fun~ 0u-
⚜HARK!!! IN THINES RESTLESSNESS THE THIEF CALLED FORGETFULNESS CAUSED A SLIP OF TIME!!! THE TRAVAYLE HAD EARLIER MY THY WERY, BUT HERE!!! BEAR WITNESS TO MY VICTORY OF THE DAY!!! HUZZAH!!! #WIN #gore https://i.ibb.co/mCm4Jmtm/knight-win.gif⚜⁀➴
Told this troll she could try a new makeup look with me, but last time I checked I didn't think having me lie flat while she straddles my torso for the "perfect angle" was part of this routine... #nsfw ish xxx
My main goal (his mango) is to blow up and then act like I don't know nobody. (I should probably go to bed now)
∘☽ I now have a kull score of 1002??? My I certainly wasn't expecting to reach such a number, why I don't even know what to say. Do people usually do anything when attaining big numbers..? ☾∘
you really think youve seen it all in the furthest ring sometimes and the honest answer is you never have something will always catch you off guard and thats why i like this self appointed task
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@thegoodScr★tchdoctor If I c★n get like five people to vouch for me c★n I come to the moon?
We really put a guy on the moon huh? And then we just left him there? That was fucked up.
<3 ꫂ ၴႅၴ“I just love fairytales, especially ones with knights and princesses. They Are so endearing to me. I want to be that for someone. A knight to a princess.<3 ꫂ ၴႅၴ
i dont need to find a flushed through some gameshow ill find my flushed in due.... time... 0u0
Hey, ★ corrupted version of your leitmotif pl★ys during my theme. Just to let you know.
I went to Moirail Island and they were asking how you've been. It's been a little while, you've been through some shit. It's okay to take a moment to just slow down and decompress.
You would get elimin★ted round one.
◥▶◀◤ —> Shame. I also did not join the island.
sometimes i feel like a pretty boy 0u0
guess i should post a selfie, huh? :) #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85f19421b3a4.png
Good nig)(t, C)(ittr!
:33< nya~ welcome home master! lets give mew seated and a menu! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ad41bede2694.png #suggestive #nsfw ish? implied at least
WHAT IF. INSTEAD OF BEING EVIL. PEOPLE CHILLED THE FuCK OuT. IN GENERAL.
@arsenicCatnxp WH3N YOU S41D YOUR JOB H4D 4N OP3N POS1T1ON, TH1S 1S NOT WH4T 1 H4D 1N M1ND #suggestive #nsfw ish #maidcafe #sendhelp #rightnow #maidposting https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/maidcafe.png
"MOUTHFUL OF WHAT. MOUTHFUL OF WHAT." OH, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T REALIZE EVERY ALLUSION TO A BODILY ORIFICE WOULD LAUNCH ME INTO A SUDDEN DEATH ROUND OF OF POKE THE PERVERT!!!!! I AM BEATING YOU PEOPLE OFF WITH STICKS HERE!
I see Evil Rose is courting Evil Jade.
No... no... not you cronus...
Casting call! DM me for more info! (( this is not a fucking ai thing dont worry im not a degenerate ))
i wonder what my timelines sollux is doing.. hmm.. kind of miss him
Don’t mind me, I am simply making an experiment to confirm knowledge I already know, so that I may already know it. [thegoodScratchdoctor’s typewriter exploded] [thegoodScratchdoctor’s typewriter reformed itself] Excellent.
hey chitheads, did you know youre all worth it? 0u0b
((ok hate to dim the fun but im not loving the meenah is supporting slavery joke just personally that post was a mistake lmao. can we cut that. im not comfortable with it thank you. pretend the whole post didnt happen
((Tbh I the slavery jokes are a lil uncomfortable, esp regarding Obama specifically supporting it))
:33< thank mew this is one of shitpetas classic jokes!
:33< mew asked whats going on didnt mew? :33< light bulbs are when mew flick the switch
H0w is a time cl0ne any different fr0m an alt fr0m a different timeline
Diary Entry #2 She's as beautiful as she is intelligent. It's really no+t fair at all, but in the best way po+ssible...
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★h★ wow, this sure sounds like ★ troll who could be trusted to be on the moon. M★ybe Doc Scr★tch should look into this individu★l!
actually the entirety 0f jade harley is alm0st entirely intact under there. it w0uld be eminently p0ssible f0r y0u t0 make a full mental rec0very with 0nly a few m0nths 0f rehabilitati0n :)
@grimbarkGuardian just 0ne <> is all i need as a sign s0me part 0f y0u is still in there and i can get t0 w0rk. d0 it f0r @d0gw00dJackal.
i want pe0ple t0 kn0w im the 0ne c0nfessing 0u0
Sorry to the 142 people online who are adopted, that was me adopting you.
heheheh.... maybe theres a reason i stick to watching from the sidelines... #vaguepost
still coughing up 8lood from earlier!!!!!!!!
ehehe ill admit this is the first time interacting with people in sweeps, sorry if i fuck up or smth. rural shut in problems lmao
// Y'know there's something about RPing Mituna realising he's never gonna be the same, as a disabled person who suddenly became disabled just before adulthood, that just hits you right in the feels // So anyway how's your guys' evenings?
I wish i c0uld participate with an an0nym0us c0nfessi0n but i feel like they w0uld all be t00 0bvi0us
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why is he called invincible if I can see him.
∘☽ Goodness, quite allot of new moderators for the site as of late. A rather lovely boon I'd say. ☾∘
heCk, if i didn't know any better, i'd say y'all liked me a lot more when i was workin'!
Araida )(as arrived!!! S)(e looks GR--EAT in a suit. And )(ave you S--EAN Tavros? S)(e's so glubbing PR--ETTY! No sinister laug)(ing posts, eit)(er! #gillsnig)(tout
#gillsnightout I know how to enter a space. I am a regular guy.
s0 many r0b0ts... ill kiss them all!!!
i think a full day for aradia is a great thing!! buuut i think we should extend it to be at least a week, cause the things i want aradia to do to me would last for way longer than just a day #nsfw
everyb0dy g0 and lie d0wn with a blanket right n0w s0 i can hug y0u thr0ugh it :)
W)(at restaurant is located on --Eart)( C? WA-FFL--E )(OU-OUS--E! As brig)(t and yellow and fun to be? WA-FFL--E )(OU-OUS--E! W)(ere's t)(e place t)(at we'll )(ave lots of fun? WA-FFL--E )(OU-OUS--E! GlLL'S NIG)(T O-O-OUT! We'll love to sea you t)(ere. --EV--ERYON--E is w)(alecome. Bring your cute self and enjoy a fun time! )(ttps://msparp.c)(at/gillsnig)(tout# #gillsnig)(tout
gotta admit all the aradias i sea on the tl are pretty cuttle #platonic
i am n0t sure h0w i feel ab0ut the interned aradia but i h0pe shes enj0ying herself
// parp coming in a few. Hold onto your fish nets!
well maybe you look the part but i think you technically count as a construct more than anything or maybe code? kind of like one of those ai we have around right now
its all a possible future for you but it can also be a bunch of red herrings you may just be an extra special aradia who finds her own future in a unique way none of the rest of us have also thank you (,,OvO,,)
K--<im going to make big changes tomorrow and i want you all to be proud of me
THANK YOU TO THE NEW GIRL FOR HER CONTINUED SUPPORT IN SEARCHING FOR ME THE TIMES WERE TRYING THERE FOR A MINUTE BUT I AM SAFE AND SOUND RETURNED TO THE MANOR THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR CONCERN AND SUPPORT!
i feel like under different circumstances i would be nearly as receptive but with everything in perspective im happy to have something of an echo of my past here i feel like doing this for so long i could have forgotten a lot about myself so its nice to have a reminder! also like i said youre as cute as a button
is it really odd if i find @abstractAmphibian to be the most precious thing ever? even though theyre technically me? i dont think im usually so self-absorbed but frogs are just so adorable....
ribbit baa ribaat
Selling all red and cherry .o°r strawberry s.o°das at 50% .o°ff f.o°r #Megid.o°Day
i thinnk i will stay awake. to make nnew friennds.
i wonder if im going to get a uniform of some sort im the maid in time so maybe some kind of maid outfit? it might look cute but my habit of flying around will be my undoing without a particularly long skirt
if any 0f y0u feel like s0me0nes watching y0u thats me 0u0
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Had to take a break from coding the site . ]
last #lyricp0sting 0f the night! this 0ne really means a l0t t0 me :) it was s0 c0mf0rting t0 kn0w that i still had it within me t0 feel things because f0r a time i never th0ught i w0uld again and thats terrifying thats terrifying at any age!!!
there is always h0pe f0r y0u if y0u just keep m0ving f0rward. if y0u st0p being afraid 0f all the bad things the unkn0wn might h0ld y0ull be able t0 l00k f0rward t0 all the g00d things the unkn0wn d0es h0ld. in 0ther w0rds there is still time t0 start hrt :)
wHAT A BEAUTIFUL, aRC OF cHITTR, tHIS IS,,, aLSO i UHH, fINALLY GOT OUT OF CUPE AND UMM,,, i DID NOT EVEN KNOW, bRUISES COULD TURN THAT COLOR, wOW, aND THAT WAS WITH, mE BEING IN THE SOPOR, aLL DAY, aND MOST OF TONIGHT,,,
there is n0 l0ve left f0r y0u in the past. trust me ive been :)
⚜ARGH!!!!!! THIS BEAST WISHES TO CONFINE THEE TO ITS 2ND DIGESTION CHAMBER!!!!!!! IT LEAVES THEE WITH NO CHOICE!!!! "I THINK WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO KILL THIS GUY, STEVEN"⚜⁀➴
we are coworkers now! thats something! nice to meet you mr sawbuck!
i kn0w s0me 0f my p0sts are rather d0ur and fatalistic but i really d0 l0ve all 0f y0u and want y0u t0 be happy
been getting into making candles lately, , ,
i forgot i made my banner this fucked up crash bandicoot and scared myself a little.
why is it s0 red here all 0f a sudden
Ya know, J-- saw the amount a rusts here an thought why not come and say hey. Then J--mmediately saw the propaganda slave drone, so bye.
i appreciate my fellow alts keep it real girls 0u0b
I become a sheep dog for the Megidos The twist is I don't stop them at all and watch as they do some fucked up shit
gotta say that the influx of rusts is considerably better than being a shill for that chum skank , , , #eriwhatshisface #fuckem #antiviolet
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I feel like I missed some sorta goofy event and a shocking plot twist. But I'm fast approaching my 40's so I ain't got time for that.
might be silly and see if i can figure 0ut h0w t0 build s0llux a r0b0t chassis. surely this w0uldnt g0 wr0ng. #j0ke!
i also think its cute and very flattering
what the ♯fuck did she ♯do to ♯allofyou are you ♯all ♯yearning at the same time or something ♯YUCK
le22on learned. do not an II mean do not undere2tIImate gettIIn your nugbone roundhIIve kIIcked off by a fuckIIn 2leeper agent a22 edIIble. #2ub2tance
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ it couldve been worse. i couldve gotten a rankmaid dashwatch post. so in retrospect i got off easy. ]
i THINK i CAN DO THAT AS, wHAT i CAN ONLY HOPE IS, mY POSITION AS UNIVERSAL, bEST FRIEND,
Hellx!!! I'm awake nxw I think!!! I was asleep fxr a little lxnger than I'd hxped but I feel very rested sx I can't exactly cxmplain... Hxw's everyxne's night gxing??? :000
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I will always be grateful t)(at my dancestors t)(ink I'm coral enoug)( to glub wit)( t)(em like one of t)(e gills. 3X)
i MISSED, hAVING YOU HERE!
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⇐ Ummm... I Think... I Would Very Much Like To Have Tea With Some Of You! 🫖☕️😊 #vaguepost
}:)
I send this out to all the Aradias and Aloysi that follow, have a wonderfully macabre #megidoday And a most profound and deplorably sloppy kiss for the Rankmaid @archiveAddict <3
the rankmaid is the f0rem0st megid0 0n this website and if y0u d0nt l0ve her y0u d0nt l0ve megid0madness
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Attention all Aradias!!! You're irriplacabubble, so says an )(eiress. #oneoft)(efewtimesillusemytidal
what did i miss / while i was gone
there was a whole bunCha fro6 6irls han6in' around!
It is worth noting that not all ghosts are hostile creatures. They tend to be due to the traumatic circumstances that typically go into forming a specter but it's not a requirement. Be sure to quickly identify if one means you harm or if they're just messing with you before taking any drastic measures. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
I don't know who "★r★di★" is or why there's so m★ny of her. Rest ★ssured however th★t I prob★bly won't le★rn.
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i kn0w i'm always the guy saying s0mething seems like a bad idea but, like. seri0usly. #dashwatching
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #vaguepost (*´︶) can you chase after one person and their multiple splintered timeline variants ]
This Posting Shit Is Easy https://i.imgur.com/rHdEp8N.png
in my current state i know it may be a bit difficult to sympathize but i know what im doing! dont try telling me otherwise! im still alive and im still smiling! and so ill always be the aradia that appreciates each and every one of you!
concept: aradia day soft claws adoring the endless curves so familiar to each hand that trails over the next haunting laughter as ram horns butt playfully into ram horns so much red lipstick smearing against red lipstick thick bodies and ghostly essence intertwining on the pile created just for tonight the crack of a whip and the gasp of pleasure cried out by identical voices "ribbit" (tags: Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido, #selfcest, #nsfw, #megidoday, #megidomadness, whipping skills, bdsm, living dead girl yuri, ribbit, archive rating: M)
I Think I Have Grown Fond Of Those Rustbloods Of Course I Have Always Enjoyed The Presence Of @archiveAddict I Sculpted This In Honor Of Megido Month https://i.imgur.com/w3ojg5L.jpeg
You know, despite the... Mm, I wouldn't call it "shyness", per se. Reluctance, perhaps? That I've learned over the course of the 8orderline immeasura8le time I've spent 8eing dead, I'm considering opening my social circle, somewhat. Talking to more than the same twenty four-odd people for eternity isn't good for anyone's mental health, after all.
i hear you have a great smile so ill happily go out of my way to make you do it more OuO
im sure your sollux is out there waiting for you to find him and even then im sure there are plenty others that would love to get to know you
:33< girls are cute and thats why im a girl so i can be cute!!!
well that was fun while it lasted. back t0 bedr0tting i g0.
with all the fun megido stuff out of the way now we can get down to serious business! ive recently gotten an internship! a part time job if you will i guess ive finally been around long enough to have a title of my own! ill enjoy being able to work closer to my fellow megidos! https://i.postimg.cc/8zJ4Vnv7/disclosure.png https://i.postimg.cc/wjy2dbNy/disclosure2.png
0h i kn0w wh0 y0u are chris hans0n. see i call y0u chris hands0me. i watch y0ur tv sh0w all the time.
g00dnight f0r n0w everyb0dy :) we l0ve y0u :)
I'm listening to --EPIC: T)(e Musical on repeat. I've been dancing around my block all day.
i enjoy seeing the other mes being chaotic it brings a smile to my face!
baa https://i.postimg.cc/GpbCfYBX/baa.png
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aww heCk... see ya round, me6ido folks! pleasure meetin' all of ya!
hello, chittr! i heard its my day? 0u0 or well, do i count? im a transmasc version of aradia!!!
theres a little bit 0f every megid0 in me and ultimate aradia :)
goodb7e megidos, (ome ba(k soon
with all these aradias 0nline i was kinda h0ping mine w0uld sh0w up but this was c00l t00. maybe the next #megid0day will summ0n her.
stepping out of the house to get pho!!! it's gunna be such a pho-king great time i can feel it
Putting the display name back to normal. Some modifications to the bio though. Do not take this change as a rescinding of support. I will always treasure all Megidos.
Fuck it, I'll endorse this.
megid0s it's time t0 disperse. 0u0
queen megid0 decree. time player striders are h0nerary megid0s.
Mako an Aradia your bestie. You'll never regret it.
Itchy is blowing up my notifications arguing with people in my comments. It is a day ending in "Y". Aradia Megido.
l00ks like megid0 madness is wrapping d0wn n0w :( it was fun! i l0ve y0u all
hi im the c0mputer. y0ure n0t getting that.
Something tells me I am going to regret setting her loose on the general public.
Anyway, in light of the recent manifest8ion of yet another silly holiday, I hope you Megidos all enjoy your day. Or night. Whichever.
A reminder to my local Megidos and any capable of crossing the 5th dimension: you are always welcome at Coven Nights.
what is the best way to prove my ever lasting dedication to the rankmaid and all aradias in general?
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this is incredibly funny. happy megid0 day every0ne.
Hasn't this been the second takeover by the medigo lady. Who could've seen this coming.
The dash right now: (Aradia Megido) https://64.media.tumblr.com/cd62f32fc850aa7f899e42e28fc130fc/tumblr_n0a6ukWBCJ1qieaoio5_250.gif
It's Aradia. She can do no wrong.
Aradia Megido https://images.wikidexcdn.net/mwuploads/wikidex/thumb/d/da/latest/20230629033855/Mareep.png/800px-Mareep.png
... > DEMONESS THINKS ARADIA DESERVES THIS ATTENTION AND JUST SITS OUT OF IT. PROUD OF HER.
when y0u expl0de an egg in the micr0wave and alm0st shatter a glass because 0f the excess heat and m0isture, please think 0f me.
fondly re6ardin' the aradia flood as i stroll. halfway there now!
oh ♯great shes put the ♯entirety of this ♯website under her ♯influence come call me when its over ♯i suppose ♯iwillnotsuccumb ♯goodbye
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Also, The Rankmaid. That's pretty important. ]
Who the hell is Aradia Megido?
no glub why we spammin the mini megido gov name but i aint cod no fishue wit her so aight aradia megido
This trend is good and right. You had all better respect it.
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aradia megid0 and the rankmaid :)
aradia cool megido aradia smart megido aradia rankmaid megido aradia my friend megido!
oh fuck i can feel it taking over oh no hel- Aradia Megido.Aradia Megido.Aradia Megido.Aradia Megido.Aradia Megido.Aradia Megido.Aradia Megido.Aradia Megido.Aradia Megido.Aradia Megido.Aradia Megido.
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aradia me6ido, yeehaw!
Aradia Megido.
Ah, what the hell. Aradia Megido!!!!!!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ The funny part about the whole Aradia thing is just how many of the devochka there are. You could say the name and get 6 different ptitsas walkin' by. ]
aradia megido and the rankmaid.
Bayby, w)(y don't you come over? Red Wine Supernova Falling into me #lyrics #nowplaying Red Wine Supernova- C)(appell Roan )(ttps://music.youtube.com/watc)(?v=KSbw)(JMPq8w&si=Ct-BSW4v40fmAmpj
hey every0ne when y0u say aradia megid0 can y0u include the rankmaid in that? aradia megid0 and the rankmaid if thats n0t t00 much tr0uble. thanks! :)
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my mun d0esnt realise yet that shes st0pped playing the r0le 0f aradia megid0 0n chittr and n0w aradia megid0 is playing the r0le 0f her in real life :)
megido happinness
megid0 madness.
take s0me screensh0ts 0f chittr while y0u can because y0ur mem0ries will fade a l0t faster than y0u might realise :)
Quite a stir today..
it's a g00d thing we're dedicating a #day 0r #m0nth 0r whatever t0 s0me0ne wh0 actually deserves it f0r 0nce. if we had t0 have a s0llux week i think i'd finally jump. #cw-self-harm
// Some context: AM doesn't hate every chitt cause he hates it. Usually. Yes. Sometimes. He agrees. If he likes a chitt, he just thinks the person is endearing/likes them! If you get all 4 reactions from him: he's having a psychosexual moment, run.
shit that’s a lot of megidos. good thing megidos ro(k
II extend the u2e of @theDemone22 2ofa two you a2 well, but iit'2 cramped 2o you'll all have two 2hare and 2tuff, no pre22ure though iif you don't want two 2wiing by, the room ii2 already 2tartiing two be blown apart and 2meared wiith all 2ort2 of thiing2 #gore #viiolence #n2fw #n2fwe #omgwtfbbq
i thinnk that we should all live. for ourselves. so that we may live to ennjoy. the thinngs that we do.
I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment, and I am sorry for killing you that one time and causing all of that weird depressive ghost shit… something like that!!!!!!!! I don’t know!!!! There’s like very few of ME compared to you guys!!!! #ramposting #apology #dontGangUpOnMe
aradias be aware that @drac0niandignitary is t0 be respected because he is 0ur dad lusus. 0u0
you might just be the cutest one of us if you ask me and youre an important first step to me to boot so i see you and cant help but smile! OuO
oh dont let a frog get stuck in your throat im hoppy to have you too! im sure itll be a ribbiting good time for all of us!
Time Players are alright. Not Time Bullshit. Green Frogs are my enemy.
i l0ve all 0f y0u and i l0ve that y0u l0ve me t00 but i d0nt think it c0uld w0rk 0ut between a character in a st0ry and a supermassive black h0le that exists ab0ve reality 0n0 but y0u sh0uld sh00t y0ur sh0t anyway because y0u never kn0w!
hehe, alri6ht i 6otta stop lookin' at this for a bit so i Can aCtually walk more than a few feet without lau6hin'... or hu66in' that one tree. that was worth it thou6h. see ya onCe my last delivery's done... if i Can stay away that lon6! 0◡0
every time rankmaid sees one of my posts my heart flutters in my chest, and when she replies to me i feel like i am in floating on a cloud in heaven… i think i would die for her???
hell0 megid0s. it's me. queen megid0. t0day is megid0 day. t0 celebrate we will cause pr0blems 0n purp0se. 0u0
Isn't Aradia great? 38D #ramposting
AS LITTLE MEGIDO SAYS. 0_0. I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS STUPID.
y0u can be aradia megid0 in real life if y0u try hard en0ugh :)
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i llove u all aradias. the way you all can find whimsy in basically everything keeps me goin sometimes.
you really should have frogs are cute! and people on this website love cute things!
i am crying tears of joy… thank you…
i have no idea who megido is bu† she seems cool! ^-^
lets all link our ramlike horns together like a keyring and stand in a big long line
good fuckin cod its a good thing i pike mini megido
♯MEGIDOS ♯KILL ♯!!!!
oh my god, the froggy aradia. my heart.
I support Warmblood. Even if she is a ghost or a frog or a fairy or a black hole. Especially if she is those things. I am an ally.
target audience reached. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/53ddb1103147.png
i'd be about halfway to my last destination if i wasn't lau6hin' at these me6ido hijinks. y'all are too muCh!
OuO
perfect! a million boondollar smile!
♰ i feel a kinship to these megido's we must meet immediately :) I will be able to photograph your ghosts to keep ♰
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i'm a fan of all these me6ido folks! i mean i'm a fan of most folks here, but still!
It's Like A Beautiful Woman Apocalypse. #dashwatching