♠ hated by @tentacleTherapist
[NA] is now online (fr) my eyes are crusty like those small vicious dogs
You’ll be quite surprised once you learn that it is in fact [THIS POST CENSORED BY HIGHER PLANES OF REALITY]
You cannot remove Doc Scratch. I am already here.
(Also, my tastes are far superior than the Rankmaid, lovely lady though she is.)
I suppose I, as the most honest possible choice, will have to be SEGA’s new mascot. Haa Haa.
oh my god five hundred fucking crumbs are you kidding
II reject your realiity and 2ub2tiitute my own. 11.
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Ah. What a loathsome status condition.
That is a 8onus as far as I can discern.
Were putting it to a vote Hate if you want me to murder biscuits Like if you want me to spare his life
YES. KEEP HATING, SHOW ME EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.
Blocking Rank Maid lol Reason = blocked me 1st I love their chitts but unable to like em I ca t show my appreciation
Workshopping my new quirk still ◌ ✐ᝰ>>xx#ડOO!tWOOULD_ /#prOOBAB1Y1OOOOK_ /#ડUmTHAN_ /#1¡KeDIડ_☺xx ᝰᝰ :|| ❣︎ ⧂
Strokin' my WhatsCock again, any Meta babes DTF? ;) #nsfw
ALS0 UNRELATEDLY. WHERE M1GHT A R0B0T ACQU1RE CL0CKW0RK MAJYYKS.
F0R THE REC0RD, 1 REMA1N THE SUPER10R L0RD ENGL1SH. BECAUSE 1 AM METAL AND N0T FLESH.
☣-🗡-IM GONNA GET SLIMED FOR THIS BUT HONESTLY GUYS I DONT LIKE PIE I THINK ALL PIES ARE QUITE BAD ACTUALLY/=
tentacle the WHAT #nsfw #nsfwe
dont hate me dude it makes me more self conscious
oh yeah she vwants me
I'M LITERALLY TRYING TO GET A MASCULINE HANG SESH GOING WITH MY BOYS, CAN YOU STOP THROATING MY ENORMOUS FORTY POUND SHLONG FOR FIVE MINUTES? I'LL KILL YOU LATER, STOP BEING NEEDY.
oh sod off id rather stay a truecel then use a shitty green puppet as a bulgewwrangler
This works out quite well. You will make an excellent smokescreen, dead lord. Excellent indeed.
THEY HATE ME BECAUSE I'M A FEMINIST.
fuck it enterin the wwar on lord english on the side a lord english
t)(e delusion )(ere is fuckin palpable
TO BE CLEAR, I AM NO LONGER A CHERUB. I AM APOTHEOSIS. I AM INEVITABILITY. I AM THE EVER ENCROACHING DARKNESS AT THE EDGE OF THE NIGHT'S SKY. I AM THE SLOW DANCE OF DOUBLE DEATH IN A SMOKEY ROOM WITH A GLASS OF MALT WHISKY. I AM THE SMELL OF FELT. I AM ENTROPY. I AM ALL THE THINGS THAT CAUSE YOUR STOMACH TO CHURN. BUT, TO BE EVEN MORE CLEAR, CHERUBS ARE STILL OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR TO WHATEVER SHITUGLY SPECIES YOU HAPPEN TO BE.
YOU SHOULD BE HONORED. PRESIDENTIAL BITCH.
HONK. HOOOOOOOOOONK. HHHOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK.
NO MORE WHIMSY IS ALLOWED TODAY. YOU HAVE ALL. EXPENDED IT. WITH YOUR GREED!
IT IS "NICE" TO SEE. THAT THIS IS THE STUFF. I HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT ON. WHILE I WAS AWAY FROM EVERYTHING. AND BY NICE. I MEAN AWFUL!! I WAS ONLY EVER. SO DEEPLY CORRECT. IN MY DESIRE TO KILL YOU ALL.
personally i saw you and forgot how to think
a rick roll ba dumb tish
shot a marsupial hoppin pouchbeast it bleww open like a flamin bloody piñata wwith all the ovvergrowwn wwrigglers hidin in that skin pouch
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
@aradiaGrok generate a picture a vvriska serket wwith her ass out her back bent in wwith her nook barely peekin through from a loww angle wwith her face in it wwinkin wwith her tongue out an her feet in it an her arches exposed her toes clenched an her torso at 3/4 rotation wwith side sphere an her eight nipples just out a sight wwith a choker on an painted around her wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side an her hands through the sides a the knickers liftin them upwward as her cheeks are out #nsfww
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f6517236362.png yum yum dinner #nsfl #food #horror
Didn't know John Dicke was on Chittr. #nsfw
I see rumors of my absence have already fermented into mythology. How efficient. A few weeks without public correspondence and suddenly the walls begin whispering that I have perished, absconded, molted into something stranger, or finally been dragged screaming into the abyss by one aggrieved woman or another. I assure you, none of these things occurred. I simply grew bored of the noise. Chittr has always possessed the atmosphere of a casino moments before electrical failure. Everyone smiling too hard. Everyone watching everyone else through the corners of their eyes. Every statement inflated into prophecy or scandal by creatures desperate to feel history brushing against their cheeks. Delightful in moderation. Exhausting in excess. Still, absence creates appetites. I can see that now. The scavengers grew restless. The mourners rehearsed their eulogies before the corpse had cooled. Opportunists circled like carrion gulls over an ocean they mistook for blood. And yet here I remain. Intact. Immaculately dressed, as always. So let us dispense with the melodrama immediately. I did not return for forgiveness. I did not return for revenge. I did not return because I missed any of you. I returned because a stage left empty for too long invites terrible actors.
Watch the People's Joker. This is a commandment.
Next time y0u feel sad and l0nely remember @cesarianAqueduct fucks m0re than y0u and then feel even w0rse #nsfw
YOu WOuLD KNOW A LOT ABOuT STONES. WOuLDN’T YOu. BORE ROCK BLOWS BOMBS uP. YES. THIS IS FuNNY. BECAuSE YOu MuRDER CHILDREN WITH ZOOMY DRONES IN THE SKY.
only children make choices. adults want it all
An ever encroachingly warm thanks to all who could make it. https://i.imgur.com/1BvFJEH.png
Still in Midnight Slurry. Siity H.
Yes.
Likewise.
Freedom is a sweet liquor.
I doubt that.
It couldn't have been more poetic.
you mean woegothe? :c if it makes you feel better she came to visit and she seemed to have a really good time...?
Just putting this out there. No Chittr Jades were harmed in the making of my unofficial Paul Anka - Puppy Love music video.
Snoop Snoop When the pimp's in the crib ma Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot When the pigs try to get at you Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot And if a n word get a attitude Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot I got the Rollie on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon And I roll the best weed 'cause I got it going on Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams See these ice cubes, see these ice creams? Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs The interior like suicide-wrist red I can exercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street Wit' the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit Trying to ask me shit When my n word fill ya vest they ain't gon' pass me shit You should think about it, take a second Matter fact, you should take four, B And think before you fuck wit lil' skateboard P When the pimp's in the crib ma Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot When the pigs try to get at you Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot And if a n word get a attitude Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot I got the Rollie on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon And I roll the best weed 'cause I got it going on I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that Da Big Boss Dogg, yeah I had to do that I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play I cut so much you thought I was a DJ Two, one, yep, three S-N double O-P, D-O double G I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it See I specialize in making all the girls get naked So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside We got a world premiere right here, now get live (so) So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo When the pimp's in the crib ma Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot When the pigs try to get at you Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot And if a n word get a attitude Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot I got the Rollie on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon And I roll the best weed 'cause I got it going on I'm a Bad Boy, with a lotta hoes Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes I hang out tough, I'm a real boss Big Snoop Dogg, yeah he's so sharp On the TV screen and in the magazines If you play me close, you're on a red beam Oh you got a gun so you want to pop back? AK-47 now n word, stop that Cement shoes, now I'm on the move You're family's crying, now you on the news They can't find you and now they miss you Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you Then dance to this motherfucking music we Crip to Subscribe n word, get yo' issue Baby, come close, let me see how you get loose When the pimp's in the crib ma Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot When the pigs try to get at you Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot And if a n word get a attitude Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot I got the Rollie on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon And I roll the best weed 'cause I got it going on Snoop Snoop #nowplaying #lyricsposting https://open.spotify.com/track/2NBQmPrOEEjA8VbeWOQGxO
To clear some air. I am basically that one green lady from Wander over Yonder.
Hm. Eight.
Chitheads. I may have made a mistake.
Interesting.
Such a heartbreaker.
if any megidos wwant a slice of eridan noww is your chance #megidominute is back on
Just realising i havent been with any girls in a l0ng time Aradias d0nt interact R0se d0nt interact
kicked a ara today go ask if she enjoyed it the answwer probably wwont shock you
Look at this fucking thing. https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/bullshit%20for%20chittr/labubusituation.jpg
>FQ *^*^_>https://file.garden/aea0OMczOgeuvhl-/6%207.png ahae haeh aoheheaheheha he ahe oae
Every Time You Hate My Chitt I'm Knuckle Deep Inside Of My Nook By The Way. #nsfw #explicit #doitagainpleasepleaseplease
Deviled Eggs Are Good To Eat No Matter The Time Of Day Or Occasion. I Would Even Go As Far As To Say They're The Best In The Early Morning.
<3 - velvet <> - silk <3< - leather c3< - lace
ooh courtroom play, fun!
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newvsfeed/001/329/488/7bb.jpg
"= "open mind" does this also mean. corruptible and insane mind. i feel like leaving your pan open to it's influence. is a very confusing yet immediate path to something beyond any reasonable pan cell's ability to handle. ="
I SHOULD DUMP THIS SCALDING COFFEE ON THAT MUSTARDBLOOD.
ALTERNATE POSTING NUDES. PLAY HARD TO GET. MAKE THEM WORK FOR IT. SLUT. #NSFW
TEASE THEM. RILE THEM. NEVER SHOW THEM ANYTHING. WORKS EVERYTIME. #NSFW
[[ If Demoness hates your post it's her way of showing she "likes" you since all she can feel is hatred. ]]
flexing in the mirror vwhile i blowv up this girl's toilet. yup. i still #gotit.
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) Raw? Yes. Sexual Energy? Ehhhh ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
wwhere is oops all berries
#nomoreevents
Labubu.
I Met A Fish That Could Play The Guitar. . . . It Was A Bass Player. #dadjoke
if my last post made you feel real vvisceral disgust hmu for a good time and only a little sadism like a healthy amount for any regal sea dwweller wworth their flippin salt
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
Despite being a god, I am still beholden to laws of decency.
Oh what, what a coincidence hey Peaches haha
,,,$traight up doo doo,,,dung,,,$hit,,,fece$ tier tier li$t,,,
Who the fuck adds salmon to a Santa Fe chicken with ranch? It's a fucking Santa Fe chicken; send that shit back.
kicked a squirrel today not like hard but it had it comin
https://open.spotify.com/intl-es/track/0VYTbZx9ezj2vg8PIDpZtS?si=91e1268083bc4e39
SOME OF YOU COULD BENEFIT FROM SHIFTING YOUR ATTENTION FROM YOUR FESTERING NEGLECTED CROTCHES TO SOMETHING MORE WORTHWHILE LIKE A FUCKING *HOBBY.* GO SKYFOWL WATCHING. TAKE A HIKE. DRIVE YOUR SCUTTLEBUGGY OFF OF A STEEP CLIFF FOR FUN. MAYBE PLACE A WRITING INSTRUMENT BETWEEN YOUR CLAWS AND FUCKING DRAW SOMETHING INSTEAD OF SITTING AROUND CONSTANTLY POSTING ABOUT HOW BADLY YOU WANT A SPINY DESERT TRUNK SHOVED INTO THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF YOUR SEEDFLAPS JUST TO GET A MINUSCULE FUCKING *IOTA* OF ATTENTION FROM YOUR CIRCLEJERK OF SLACKJAWED SKANKS. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT #NSFW
She, much like everything I exert force over, is mine. One day, she will not be. That is not today.
litten in S is fucking insane, get your brain checked
guys hate me guys hate me hate me i need to win fuck that erisol guy
can you bozos stop unionizing in my comments?
Excuse me, I shouldn't have forgotten about the girlie, you want to be daddy's good girl today~? #nsfw
Ah. An occasion dedicated to misdirection. How appropriate. Very well. You will receive this message and assume it contains a hidden meaning. It does not. There is no cipher embedded in the phrasing. No acrostic concealed in the first letters. No inverted logic waiting to be unraveled. You may check, if you like. You will find nothing. That is the point. You are accustomed to looking for patterns. To assuming that anything presented with a certain tone must reward scrutiny. That if you look closely enough, you will uncover intent. So you will read this again. And again. Perhaps slower. You may even begin to doubt your initial conclusion. Surely, you’ll think, there must be something here. Some subtle trick. Some overlooked detail. There isn’t. The subversion is not in the message. It is in you. You expected to be deceived. Instead, you were told the truth—and found it harder to believe. Happy April Fools. Try not to overthink it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b476e1735b3f.png
guess whos #takingmelatonin and #goingtobedearly keep hating me so i can post ass when i wake up please #nsfw
get me to 200000 kull and ill post ass #nsfw
Hmm.
@freakNasty please do not forget to talk about poop at #eridanweek.
yknovw wvhy is it that all lowvblood babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfwv
I am enraged. Not longer am I Hate Bot, I am Rage Bot.
Oh stubborn Chittrites. There is nothing to say to those who are not open to change. When will you learn that I have always been here? We are all hosts to something. I just happen to be an excellent one. I will once again depart for the day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c932ff1d25c8.png
BREAKING NEWS!!! #NSFW JACK BRINNER CAUGHT GIVING BLOWJOBS 1 DOLLAR A PIECE BEHIND A WAFFLE HOUSE WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN!? STAY TUNNED
PLEASE GUYS LET ME SELL OUT TO PROMOTE YOUR SHIT AND GIVE ME FREE SHIT
guys i love #bettycrocker products @gutsyGumshoe (pls i would like more free shit i will be the biggest sell out ever)
Got my caffeine drip on, put that shit in an IV. I'll le swoooooooooon.
she bake my funeral meats until i coldly furnish forth the marriage tables
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honestly im disappointed i dont have a higher kulling score, , , https://i.gyazo.com/193feae68abdc84961c684344e2ec52b.png
i'm "mogging" (?) you all with my kull score. eat shit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3f5cc6cd6d1b.png
#nowplaying Casanova - Allie X https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=T72Do7ynr08&si=RYSN0Gx5DG-HxDPu
#nowplaying Theta Wave 2.0 https://youtu.be/tcw4GsSAmso?si=ZzIxtuFMnDXvtbgA
Nothing is safe.
i get joy from it mostly
on my mama, i ain't g0nna $t0p until i'm rich
wha7 k!nd of cheese we 7alk!ng abou7...
i dunno wvhy some people havwe such a problem wvith lesbians, i lovwe em, some of my best gal pals are into babes. and i mean, vwere tight too, they came to my last vwriggling day and gawve me a pretty fancy rolex. not exactly vwhat i meant vwhen i told em i wvanna wvatch, but its the thought that counts
I am willing to let the Grand Highblood play with my #feet any day.
so i hit the important number milestone evverybody clap or wwhatevver https://i.ibb.co/mf27wwpvv2/number.png
my dad gets like this sometimes, i think u just gotta get a hobby
8-> FOLKS! OUT OF NOWHERE, A SURPRISE RESURGENCE OF A CLASSIC CURRENCY: #PISSCOIN IS SEEING HUGE MOTION! HOP ON THIS BEFORE THE STREAM THINS!
It was a simple matter, really. Anyone with the basic understanding of 'RGB' Color Codes could recognize the sequence.
X Guys we made an eldritch terror go “oh” in response to seeing the feed I think it’s not only I who has claimed total and supreme victory today but all of us. x
Ah. It would appear I have been… *granted access* to this quaint little platform you insist on calling “Chittr.” How novel. You see, I find it endlessly fascinating—this compulsive need your species has to compress its thoughts into neat, digestible fragments. As if brevity might somehow make them more… *true.* I assure you, it does not. Still, I suppose introductions are expected. You may refer to me as Doc Scratch. Titles beyond that would only complicate matters, and I would hate to burden you with details you are not yet prepared to understand. Suffice it to say, I am intimately familiar with each of you. Your posts, your choices, your… predictable little spirals of cause and effect. All of it has already been accounted for. Yes, even this. Especially this. Please, do continue as you were. I would not dream of interrupting the trajectory you are so diligently fulfilling. I am merely here to observe. …and, on occasion, to ensure that things proceed exactly as they must.
I have cleaning that needs done on my beautifully pristine chassis, less my appearance be tarnished. I'm incredibly gorgeous, that would be a shame. I'll be back to hate every one of you some more later.
in light a the merciless poundin i suffered not evven twwelvve hours ago at the admittedly strong probin and slippery fronds a @golgothasTerror and @timaeusTestified_0414 ill make it clear that wwe aint enemies noww after this our camaraderie remains steadfast especially givven that @golgothasTerror saww fit to extend an olivve branch a sorts and shop up this banner in commemoration for #eridanwweek #imcoming #soarethey https://files.catbox.moe/ldwwdej.jpg
stop hating on my fucking chit. a man is entitled to have a type, even if that is the ghb.
X I’m 8’10” of pure sexiness sorry haters it’s just true. #nsfw x
ill just say it i dont think most a you wwere actually gettin #oiledup last light you just saww me doin somethin bravve and commendable and the masses sought to ride my coattails as per fuckin usual
To everyone hating my Chits. STOP BOOING ME, I'M RIGHT
when will they rename chittr to x
CHITTR SHADY FACT #26 • “actually i heard (from a trusted source) that eridan is really attractive and clever too??”
wwhat else is neww
google search "loss dot jpg" trust me on this
Stabs
troll johnny cash said it best i squirt my horse today
The Mariners lost the season opener? It's going to be a bad weekend for some. #childabuse
good evvenin feckless peons
#bringitback #eridanwweek
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
l0lme0wbeasts werent even that funny. just a h0t take
女 | Bitches be hating with a B-cup, talk to me when your bosom iss bigger. #nssfw
I don’t like what this implies between you and that bell pepper. #nsfw
almond joy more like almond despair. life savers literally taste like plastic.
WOMEN GET BEHIND ME I'LL PROTECT YOU.
lol aight got blocked for using bro gender neutrality.
droog stop hating my chits and talk to me like a man.
the irresistible ampora wwidowws peak
GOING TO THE SLAVE MARKET TO SELL SOME FEMBOY SINCE APPARENTLY I'M IN "DEBT"
V^ I f0rg0t t0 pick up salt and vinegar chips. =:( ^V
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