♦ pitied by @alpacalipsArise
Ugh id be such a g00d yandere if i actually liked pe0ple
and +o be hones+, +he idea of me and my species being "fic+ional" makes me feel like i'm no+ even real. maybe i'm no+. maybe i'm a fvcking figmen+ of someone's imagina+ion and i ha+e i+. i fvcking. ha+e i+.
#ven+ #nsfw #maybe #+ravmadvmp i've kind of disappeared off chi++r becavse i'm a+ a loss of +hings +o say. every day i wake vp and realize i'm s+ill me and +here's no+hing i can do abov+ i+ and i ha+e i+. i ha+e i+ and i wan+ ov+ and i wan+ +o fix every+hing +ha+'s ever happened and be a be++er person. bv+ i don'+ even know if +ha+'s possible. if i+'ll ever be. if i deserve i+. maybe i deserve +o be +rapped here on +his ear+h forever wi+h no recovrse. all i do is +hink abov+ every+hing +ha+'s happened and +he horrible shi+ i've done +o people and regre+ i+ all. and i've heard people say +ha+'s a good +hing +ha+ i do regre+ i+, +ha+ a lo+ of people don'+ end vp doing +ha+. +ha+ i+'s so so so ma+vre for me as a seadweller +o look back on my mis+akes and +o wan+ +o be be++er. bv+ i ha+e +he environmen+ i grew vp in. i ha+e +ha+ no one ever +old me no. i ha+e +ha+ my lvsvs didn'+ fvcking seem +o care. i ha+e +he fvcking hemocas+e sys+em wi+h all my life and i wish +ha+ i+ ac+vally WERE fic+ional, becavse maybe i covld have had a chance. bv+ al+hovgh i had privilege dve +o i+ and all. and +here's no fvcking denying +ha+. i+ fvcking des+royed me. as a person. as a redeemable person. i ha+e myself and i ha+e wha+ ive done +o people. and im +rapped here, on ear+h. forever. dealing wi+h +he shi+ i've done +o hvmans, +oo. i ha+e +his. i can'+ go +o anybody abov+ i+. i've been doing my own medical work for mos+ of my life a+ +his poin+ and i can'+ +alk +o anyone on ear+h abov+ my +ravma becavse +hey'll be like "WAI+, YOV'RE A +ROLL???" and ei+her a) +hink i'm crazy b) i'll end vp being ear+h firs+ con+ac+ or c) +hey'll be like "OH +HA+S +HE HOMES+VCK +HING HAHAHAHAH NICE" i look a+ myself in +he mirror and i +vrn in+o a hvman and i wan+ +o cry. and +hen i look a+ my real self and i+'s almos+ worse. i'm sorry im fvcking wri+ing +his. bv+ i jvs+. i ha+e +he way +hings are and i ha+e +ha+ if i had power, i'd probably jvs+ end vp repea+ing +he horrible cycle of abvse and mvrder and possible genocide +ha+ +he hemocas+e sys+em represen+s. i don'+ wan+ +o kill hvmans. i don'+ wan+ +o kill anyone. i don'+ wan+ +o hvr+ anyone. ye+ i have. i have and i ha+e +his. i ha+e i+ and i can'+ live wi+h myself and ye+ +here's no+hing i can do.
I miss my ro8ot ghost whatever ;;;;(
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I miss Rankmaid.」
I MISS HER AND IT REALLY FUCKING HURTS.
Im drunk and h0rny im g0ing t0 bed al0ne g00dbye #substances #nsfw
•●•I don't ɛvɛn sɛɛ whæt thɛ æppɛæl of bɛing æ girl is. It's not likɛ I'm not æs prɛtty or good looking; I wɛær lipstick bɛttɛr thæn æt lɛæst 8/10 trolls I comɛ æcross. #notvæinjustfæcts•●•
•●•Follow up stætɛmɛnt: No, I do not wish to trænsition. I æm quitɛ contɛnt bɛing æn ænomæly thæt is æ mælɛ Jædɛblood. I just hæppɛn to likɛ girls in æ dɛcidɛdly sæpphic wæy, somɛtimɛs... #clærity #ugh•●•
how #deep are we supposed to get with this one
Ive only tongue-tangoed once with a real person. And he wasnt even alive during it :( #nsfwe #diditagitright?
:33< no <3
i have n0thing t0 be ashamed 0f i just w0uld like t0 state i l0ve my partner
My tastes in men. That is all.
Ɏ i feel guilty when i a-a-accidenta-a-ally knock my plushies over Ɏ
new w0rd for a w0man only after y0ur caegars
0h my fucking g0d y0u all are degenerates i'm g0ing t0 ch0keslam y0u all int0 the fucking gr0und #vi0lence #nsfw
And 0nce in a blue m00n we end up instantly fucking but thats n0t c0mm0n #nsfw
I d0nt think im capable 0f letting pe0ple d0wn gently
I need t0 l0g 0ff
#FunFac77: Zou can 77urn a refreshing mindful morning walk in77o an arduous experience bz execu77ing he rou77ine in warm and humid environmen77.
I need t0 get my mind 0ff things 0ff 0f terrible men wh0 d0nt deserve me
:33< can mew point meow in the direction of this vriskers purrchance?
ohhh ok yeah no i think you do not wanna be sharin brain experiences with me tonight sorry but goodluck though girlfriend may tonight be gentle to us both ;')
.lol teenY
sometimes i wish i was from a timeline where troll pregnancy is possible a breeding fetish seems like a fun thing to have but i just cant get into it #nsfw
i dislike being desperate
0ne hate and i will self destruct send chitt #suicide
<<"i-i guess if anyone would know, it would be you... a-and, um, y-yeah, sorry for not coming back, i just... didn't feel up to being out there last night">>
eheh. let me kn0w if you find any.
hello
i dont see it
has it been posted yet gomen
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Currently working on an RPF. ]
if you think its weird to see imagine what its like for me
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hmh. It’s probably uncomfortable with whatever those human lewdies got. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ It sounds like she’s beating someone to death. I like pailing more. #nsfw ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Every time I open the timeline there’s a 1/4 chance that the human kisa ‘Jade’ gonna be spouting ‘bout some “knocking up” and whatever. I don’t even know what that means. #nsfw ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #lyricposting love is in the ice of the beholder gin never lies or fucks you over it goes down the same every time need someone to hand you chips go all in and abandon ship youre jumpin' for the water and its all 100 proof. #substance ]
the saddest part is if i get obliterated i dont even turn into cool red mist anymore i just turn into fucking shrapnel which is way less cooler than mistified blood #violence #gore
you ever go to reply to something in a genuine and positive way only to realize no wording will sound sincere or nice?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I don't know if Fight Night is happened today but I will be busy doing finishing touches for the #OutglutMasquerade so I will not be able to attend. ]
The horrors (heart palpitations) persist.
Fuckkk I've become a Bro someone take me outback.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ dddont. expect doodles fast im. really sleazy and tired and drunk and desperate right now. #substance ]
#chittrhappyhavoc name taken quite literally https://i.ibb.co/fyxzcpy0/image.png
Honestly relatable if I may say so
man whyd you ha<3 to call us out lik3 that :/
✨️The stars today...✨️ ... are hiding behind some storm clouds, the soft rumbling of thunder lulling me back two sleep... Lucky number today is 23. #dailyhoroscope #fortune
oh don’t worry, i made sure to clarify in another reply.
Thinking ab0ut jane julet again Isnt it s0 silly g00fy that these s0ngs are ab0ut w0men but ive 0nly seen edits 0f male characters t0 these s0ngs
P.S. This is the song you remind me of: https://youtu.be/⒊dZczoNnFWI It makes me think of the yawning expanse of space.
I am going to be completely, widestancedly open to you, Aradia Megido. You've gotten me → on the nail here. Absolutely pegged to a hempenline. You've got both hands on my neck here, [HONK]ing strangling me crazy. I... uh, OK. Gonna stop the imaginative rambling before it slips from my control. LOL. You definitely show an appreciation for the art of PEOPLE. Particularly people peeping, pondering, anything in that crazy grubball field. For that, I'll keep my bulbs on you, miss Megido, and BIDE MY TIME until you're on my dinner plate. (P.S. Your choice in music? Impartial truth bombs? TIPPYTOP TIER.) I've tried taking the platformal sideline approach, yes, to understand the folks around me. To gain an impression of what to do, how to be someone (⒈). People have told me on several occasions that I make for the worst clown, a pitiful Subjugglator. I mean, I don't really FIGHT, hardly even with my clurchmates. (No, not after Vester.) So what kind of purpleblood am I? A [HONK]ty one, that's the answer. When you're kicked from your biological saveslot to be ← playing a chronic game of LIMBO, you find yourself rerouting. Trying to understand who you are, why you're here, what you will do now? My lack of direction/understanding isn't an empty plot of land, it's a burnt one. And now I want to salvage what I can. But maybe, you know, it ISN'T all about control. At least, I don't like to put it that way. Control makes me think of what I'm not. Look into my bulbs and see that I don't know what I'm doing as well as the next troll having his rite of life crisis. You get desperate, so much so as to cower before your fellow brothers and sisters. Even as you're standing on the same pedestal. If there's a people power, then I guess I want that above all else, I think. You're →. I also think I just want to help. (Shocker.) You sound like you want to, too. I really appreciate the hustle. Thank you for looking into me. I'll admit, I don't even look at MYSELF, LOL! I wish you the best of luck with everything, and more alternate versions of yourself and your friends to s↑port. B:oD
Oh my googleness. OH. MY. GOOGLENESS. Give me ⒈ second, I am currently FUREAKING OUT. You... Gandered... ME?! B<:oO OK, missy, you just unlocked the cage to the WILD STRIPEBEAST IN ITS FIENDCAGE. And now you're gonna get a LONG-WINDED CANALFUL. → HERE. → NOW. (Sorry in advance, I am TYPING QUITE AN ACID STORM.)
Remember! N0 matter h0w y0u ch00se t0 sexually express y0urself, y0u will ALWAYS be wr0ng! #nsfw
And h0w the fuck was i supp0sed t0 kn0w that when all i was t0ld was that it was an 0rgy? And fuck it I d0nt wanna hang 0ut at the pre-0rgy either when every0nes expectati0ns 0f me is that im there t0 fuck them when in reality i have 0 interest t0
L0gs 0nt0 chittr Gets slutshamed Gets vanillashamed Gets whiplash G0es t0 bed #nsfw
Part of the only reason I'm keeping she/her in my pronouns is because being called a good girl is heavenly and I don't know a gender neutral phrase that sounds as good :|
what the fuck dOEs that EvEn mEAn AradiA
Im g0nna make an 0fficial ann0uncement and let y0u guys kn0w I have decided n0t t0 h0st #creamfest Im happy t0 have any 0ther aradia pick up the idea and h0st it instead #nsfw
on multiple occasions my friend declined havwing sex vwith people and got follovwed up vwith being shamed. people arent being prudes, youre being a sex pest. #nsfwv
>> ડome of the muડ¡c ¡'d 1¡ke to poડt ¡ am concerned m¡ght make ડome of you worry about me 1o1 ¡t wou1d not be the f¡rડt t¡me
(( SNRRK honestly I was just more shocked it was an *australian* song and not some yankee yeehaw stuff <3 ))
Well i d0nt see anyb0dy scrambling
childish. jesus what a prick. gonna do dishes about it.
every day i miss something obscene happening. jeeze.
I'm quite certian you kno what I meant
c< MaN.... Of cOurse MOre plusHies frOM My favOrite gaMe cOMe Out tHe fucKeN secONd i waNNa.... wHat a bOtHer >c
I d0nt kn0w what's w0rse Watching a bunch 0f strangers b0ne 0r watching a bunch 0f acquaintances i have n0 sexual interest in b0ne #nsfw
0nly some can get away with saying it
god damn, i set m7self up /perfe(tl7/ for that. shit!
hOW ARE YOU, iN MY HEAD,
I only feel pitch! Fuck you!!!!!!!!
I plan to, btu the point remians that i migt be slippign b ack into unheatlhy habuts
#NSFW WHATISSMASHORPASS
I suppose it would be prudent, as I am currently pouring myself a glass of wine, to forewarn you all that there may be several posts incoming that are a bit Freudian in nature.
Did you know the doomed timeline versions of yourself are free? It’s true! They make very lovely body doubles!
The Concept Of #selfcest Is So Interesting To Me. I Think I Would Fuck Myself If Given The Opportunity, But Things Would Turn Pitch Quickly. #nsfwe #nsfw #nsfc
「母さん」と呼ばれると、恐怖を感じるべきなのか、それとも光栄に思うべきなのか、よく分からない。w
>> ¡ can't ડhake the thought for ડEVERA1 n¡ghtડ now, ¡ don't know what'ડ up w¡th me. ¡ juડt want ડomeone to 1ay r¡ght beh¡nd me and wrap the¡r armડ around my be11y. ¡t'ડ a ડoft ડpot, ho1d onto me. #ડuggeડt¡ve ? #yearn¡ng #warmpoડt #nડfc probab1y even though ¡t'ડ rea11y not even horny
>> There ¡ડ ડometh¡ng to be ડa¡d about ¡t be¡ng eaડ¡er to be hated for a facade than to r¡ડk not be¡ng 1oved for who you are, but ¡t ¡ડ ડt¡11 worth ¡t, you're r¡ght.
it's fuCked up. it's like everyone else deserves to feel happiness, but me? nah nah, i don't think i deserve that. shit's dumb but it just don't Clear up.
NOT ABOUT THAT! MY SCORN IS RETRIBUTION FOR ME BEING REMINDED OF THE LITERATURE AND NOW ALSO HAVING THE AWFUL FUCKING SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD!
THE LESS I'M REMINDED OF THE FANFICTION CREATED BY EARTH-C SPECULATORS BEFORE WE REJOINED THE PLANET THE BETTER, THANKS.
Its fine its n0t like i wanna g0 t0 the t0rture dunge0n 0r anything #nsfw
i’m going to 8ed. goodnight to anyone who still likes talking to me!
ON ONE HAND, LAUNDRY HAS BEEN MASSIVELY SIMPLIFIED SINCE I ONLY EVER WEAR ONE THING OVER MY CASING. ON THE OTHER HAND, THE FABRIC IS WHITE AND MECHANICAL FLUIDS ARE MUCH TOUGHER STAINS. YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME, I GUESS!
I WANT TO WEAR A PONYTAIL TODAY 8UT THAT HEAD HAS A 8IG FUCKOFF DENT IN IT AND EQUIUS IS GOING TO LECTURE ME IF I 8RING IT OVER THERE FOR HIM TO FIX. >::::(
t0days daily eridan p0st is 0n h0ld relatedly please be 0n the 100k 0ut f0r a tiny eridan wearing a rainb0w drinker c0stume he has acquired a taste f0r tr0ll b100d 0_0 #megid0may
This is 8lasphemy. 8l8ant 8lasphemy!!!!!!!!
No shit. Half of these 8urgundy 8a8ies seem o8sessed with Serkets! They even posted a whole thread and hashtag a8out it. If I am 8eing honest, kinda skeeved out 8y the o8session. 8ut may8e that's 8ecause I personally remem8er my hand in her death(s).
When in doubt, post ass. #nsfw
I do wish I had more interesting things to post about. Unfortunately I am as stagnant a Rose Lalonde as Paradox Space could possibly spit out.
Consider, you could have aaaaaaaall this. https:::://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3658ca5d4ee6.jpg #nsfw
>::::(
its always "w0w aradia y0u have unrealistic pr0p0rti0ns reflecting the tastes 0f a h0rm0ne addled indig0b100d given free range t0 build a girlfriend t0 his standards" and never "nice hat aradia whered y0u get it"
D —-> Oh dear. I do not think I could do this
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ My usual place where I get smokes seems to be goin down soon and I'm pretty sad about that-- those cancers are premium. ]
N0???????
It's horny. Plain and simple. I'm extremely horny and may or may not 8e in what is 8asically troll heat.
Okay so 8eing knotted 8y a girl feels pretty g∞d #nsfw
If y0u react t0 any 0f my p0sts with all 4 reacts i assume y0u want t0 kiss me
Man im s0 tired the c0nstant attenti0n is s0 exhausting when will #megid0may be 0ver
No Wait I Mess That Up
I'm Here To Smoke Bitches And Fuck Weed And I'm All Out Of Bitches
this is h0w i feel ab0ut the rankmaid.
Y0u kn0w what yeah
I DON'T. I'M NOT A 8LU88ERER!!!!!!!!
I DO NOT 8LU88ER
I am 8eing specifically targetted.
::::(
LOV3 YOU VR1SBOT >;] <3
1 W1LL 1MPR3GN4T3 TH1S ROBOT W1TH GRUBS 4FT3R TH3 ROUGH3ST 4ND B3ST S3X SH3'S 3V3R H4D 1N H3R WHOL3 L1F3 #S3RK3TPOST1NG #NSFW
WHAT IF INSTEAD. I DID THE THING Y0U’RE TELLING ME N0T T0 D0AGAHHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAFINEFINEFINEFINE.
i think you accidentally started a trend.
Hfff went to a mediculler today and he tried to cull me! What the heck...
Contrary to popular 8elief, I won't actually die if I don't read all that. Thanks for the heads up a8out the tag, it is getting slammed into the fucking gar8age where it 8elongs.
D--> My finger slippeed how do you remove the rechitt this darn slolpery touchscreen.
Okay now this is a8solutely fucking targetted. You are targetting me specifically.
Hey! 8 in one 8odywash works just fine!!!!!!!! ::::(
tAVROSBOT,,, #bIGiDEAS
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K--<im just kultfarming at this point
>> guyડ Caડper won't ડtop chaડ¡ng me w¡th a hammer p1eaડe make h¡m ડtop !! :((( 🏃♂️ 🔨🏃♂️
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So fucking sad! Feel sympathetic for me!
Was gonna smoke in the alleyway I usually smoke in, 8ut there are people FUCKING in it! Fuck! Where do I smoke now? I'm not gonna stand there and go "lol, my 8ulge is 8igger". I want to fucking SMOKEEEEEEEE. #su8stance #nsfw
You were speaking dangerous words Aradia.
Man, fuck it, whatever. I’m gonna get 8lackout drunk!!!!!!!! ::::D #su8stance
the li0n just needs two sit d0wn for a little bit
its fine i didnt want t0 g0 t0 fight night anyways
relative t0 the 0ther aradias 0f c0urse
im literally the n0rmal 0ne
I AM NOT HAVING "PRO8LEMS"
Okay. Since I o8viously can't trust Nepeta not to tell them anyway, and I think less of them are online right now:::: If your gender is female and your last name is Lalonde, Maryam, Megido, Leijon, or Peixes, then congratul8ions. You are on my list. If you've ever wanted a piece of Vriska Serket, my DMs are open to you, so come fucking get it. #nsfw
My Type Is My Partner A Total Bitch Fellow Stoner And Etc
No, no, it's fine. I'm fine. I've 8een dealing with one of them already, I can deal with two.
Ahem No Comment
which i have indeed. n0w all i have left is t0 wall0w. 0_0
not helpful ms megido!!!
tHREW UP,
Then she will be free.
~The whats O~f yO~ur brain~
Sometimes I read a deathhh thhhreat aimed towards anothhher lowblood on thhhis site and hhh hhh imagine it was aimed at me instead ^u^ hhhhhhhhh
Guys what is lesbians... Guys help... :((( Friends what islesbians...
wwouldnt be opposed to gettin stepped on right this moment #nsfww
the yearn physically burns away at me #yearnposting
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #lyricposting #nowlistening i swear im trying to heal but sometimes i dont see the appeal of the stitches and aloe the sting of the salt as im facing that most of what hurts is my fault https://open.spotify.com/track/4eAffkVbsSBld7jADBjq4O?si=8432c6a504fe4b63 ]
HOW DO I BECOME. uNWORTHY. IMMEDIATELY.
due to a huge increase in demand i've had to nearly *double* the work hours for my breeding duties!!! there are so many to knock up yet so little time in the day :P #nsfw
:33< *the mighty huntress rolls out of slime with a wet plop laying on the ground coughing a lung up* :33< give it up fur day two of being sick nyall!!!
i d0n't 0n acc0unt 0f the autism. the lighting is t00 bright. 0_0
Aaaaugh. Head ouchie. Heart ouchie.
;; h-h-h-how am i §uppo§ed to §-§top thinking about the c-chittr anonymou§ confe§§ion... how am i p-po§§ibly §uppo§ed to §top thinking about it? hhh hh... hhh hhh hh??? hwehh?? ;;
;; IIIIIII HHHHHHAVE A TUMMY ACHEEEEEE BLEHHHHHHHH HWHEHHHH HHHH BLEHHhhhhhhhhh ;;
Frankly im 0ut 0f my league
N0 0ffense im just n0t my type
When y0u guys get h0rny y0u time telep0rt t0 make 0ut with y0urself When i get h0rny i g0 knees 0n chestnut shells We are n0t the same
Our perspective is truly n0t universal...
I sure fucking h0pe n0t
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ that post wasnt vague enough ]
the site i use to pirate troll one piece is down / what am i supposed to do
y0u can but it's a miserable way t0 live.
g0rgle h0w d0es 0ne get egg 0ut 0f a micr0wave.
I cant thirst p0st anym0re cause n0w i kn0w my main audience is 0ther mes
Well thank g0d that's 0ver
with all these aradias 0nline i was kinda h0ping mine w0uld sh0w up but this was c00l t00. maybe the next #megid0day will summ0n her.
K--<we are megido we carry the 0u0
◥▶◀◤ —> Too many Megidos. I need men. Burly men. To assist me in removing them.
no glub why we spammin the mini megido gov name but i aint cod no fishue wit her so aight aradia megido
:33< can we do nepetas next?
there is a d0g barking at me. i think. sh0uld i be w0rried? ribbit.
ive been under an nda since i wwwwas four that wwwwont expire for another fifty swwwweeps
I am als0 n0t having sex with any 0f y0u #nsfw
♯MEGIDOS ♯KILL ♯!!!!
THere iSS no way THat'SS going to end well...
I hate all 0f y0u
didnt expect to wake up to ancient emotionall hangups over being a genetic hiccup in the cosmos respiratory system. foollish to think i was past it i guess.
why the hell are there so many of one troll ♪
> Is anyone recording #ThrowdownTh|_|rsday? (curious)
Im scared
F0r my 0wn peace 0f mind i am excluding myself fr0m the megid0s f0r the time being
I take it back all 0f my quads are cl0sed indefinitely
Speak f0r y0urself i am full 0f hatred
:33< :((
oof, damn... 1 m1ght need to lay low for the whole meg1do takeover th1ng... no hate! just uh, don't wanna run 1nto a certa1n someone, haha...
thats just it stupid!!! i am incapable of wanting to!!! god what part of this is so jard for people to understand >:/
mixing jägermeister and v0dka.
spit in my mouth step on my face #nsfww
i have c0llected m0re bugs! :p n0 pictures since 0ne is a little jumping spider. and an0ther is a centipede. i like its legs. #bugs #insects
I Do Not Usually Interact With People Outside Of Those That Live With Me And My Creator, Forgive Me If My Social Gears Are Not Greased Very Well.
☆~𖦹 I'm fishing but I haven't caught a single thing all morning :/ 𖦹~☆
,,,i DON'T KNOW, iF i'LL BE ABLE TO SLEEP, tODAY,
...could i at least be the top?
if rankmaid is there uhh. i mean if it counts as a threesome... as long as wve dont make eye contact and our balls dont touch its #notgay #nsfwv