♦ pitied by @dynamicFlowfields
Ahh our fuckin back hurtzz can zzomeone remove our zzpine?
✿ fukk my chud life. https://i.ibb.co/S4tfXDT8/f9acfr8cvkl31.jpg
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
Ugh. Absolutely not. As I keep saying, for better or worse I am unassailable here.
I - think - i - might - be - pathetic - when - most - of my - notifications - say - you - have - been - pitied - and - I - dont - know - how - to - not - do that - so - Um - any - writing- requests - ... >
- AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
waitin for the media tab to roll oчt on profiles to make mY life easier </3
is chittr on fire / what is even happening
I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT
Before Too Many People Emerge From Their Recuperacoons Or " Beds " Today, I Would Like To Assuage My Guilt By Admitting That I Am Not Scared Of Rumblespheres Or Pecs, Or The Like. It Was Merely A Trick To Bait The Unwitting Into Going Against My Wishes And Sending Them Anyway. Will Delete Later. #nsfw
no wait pl2
this is a wild post
Sigh, some lusus made a huge mess so I have to go clean it up.. Good light everyone.
▲just remembered theres a nonzero chance of lynera appearing on this website and its already ruined my night▼
< ){ just got jabbed in the spheres by a cloistermate's horns i'm going to perish here and now #nsfw }( >
Got a paper cut #owch 8-(
IM GETTING #MEDIATED AND #PITY #SPAMMED!
AnD GreeN MarkiplieR IS GonE Too don'T ForgeT AbouT GreeN MarkiplieR 🟩
w0ah w0ah w0ah le7s n07 jump ahead 0f 0urselves- xc 0ne 7ragedy a7 a 7ime pls!!!
I'm So Sorry You Had To Find Out This Way
Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed, that is illegal.
guys i dont think i should have drank the snowglobe juice with the glitter
Wiser words never spoken, but alas. There is no such thing when it comes to my mind.
ThΣ way I just ran out of watΣr mid showΣr... =:(
okay i surrvived the day but im still suspicious about this dude
y0u kn0w a chitt is a little t00 real when it gets m0re pities than anything else.
I have n.o° much hate t.o° give yet n.o° safe way t.o° indulge
bwuh n.o°t that i am exactly c.o°ncerned with relati.o°nships as a rule I am matesprit and kismesis and m.o°irail t.o° my business .o°perati.o°n first and f.o°rem.o°st but it is s.o° difficult t.o° flirt as is and even harder as a l.o°wbl°o.o°d h.o°w am I supp.o°sed t.o° say s.o°mething awful t.o° a highbl°o.o°d and ensure it is c.o°nstrued as n.o°t just a plat.o°nic insult inviting immediately and vi.o°lent retributi.o°n it is just a shame I am c.o°ntent in my place I w.o°uld n.o°t attempt ever t.o° disrupt the hiereachy but I think there are many beautiful and smart and b.o°th w.o°men I c.o°uld p.o°tentially w.o°o. with my business acumen and skillset bey.o°nd their .o°wn but then caste disparity is just t°o.o° much and brings .o°n assumpti.o°ns and vi.o°lence and ugh
fall asleep in a recliner wake up twist my back and its like motherfuckin rice krispy up in this bitch
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~ #o11l33dup !!?ᅠᅠXoXo
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ My back is awful. Maybe I need to stop leaning so hard when I write, you think ‘a some dobby in-out-in-out but noooo. I’m just a nazz who writes too much. #nsfw ]
fuck you mean everybody waited til i was locked in the studio to get oiled up without me #homophobia
Fuck https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/ow.png #gore///
my body is shaking / but like in a fun way #substance
//as many of you know most of what I post as Chixie is just real shit that happens to me. I was handed a sealed bag of harabos gummies half asleep and told nothing but that they're a gift. I ate the whole bag and now will be livebloging my accidental high to you all. I'm safe but this is funny as shit so I'm content farming #substance
↘️oh my god. barkbeastcoin was a rugpull.↘️ ↗️I LOST EVERYTHING.↗️
OKAY. CRISIS NARROWLY AVERTED. MAYBE I JUMPED THE GUN BY GETTING SOLLUX TO TRY AND RUN A DIAGNOSTIC ON MY HUSKTOP. HE DEFINITELY SAW THE YAOI I WAS READING.
((Anyways committing to the bit, no likes given on this account, only hate >:)
omfg sharin is carin give me some of that girl
some of these fuckers think they're such hot shit until they remember what my time thing actually is and that i don't have to be looking at them to shoot them good. >:(
fuuuuuuck thinking about her again https://youtu.be/wfUKEQkMM38?si=pp6qioS0ABwHgMW8
can s𖦹me𖦹ne v𖦹lunteer 𖦹n getting chittr g𖦹ld f𖦹r me </3 ( #br𖦹kebitch )
just came out of surgery and still loopy off the anesthesia ama.
Losing so many feathers this is ass. I don't wanna clean this shit up. Just get rid of them.
is naknak ok has anyone seen naknak??? r there any other consorts i gotta look after all mah babys
YOU RE K1DDING ME. YOU GOTTA BE PULLING MY [[strings]]. TH3Y DON'T ACCEPT [[kromocurrencies]] !! WHAT THE [[debt]] !!
I wAkE tOdAy And It fEEls lIkE thE tOwEr (xvI) spEAks tO mE thIs EvE... sUrEly thIngs wIll bE lOvEly As thEy AlwAys ArE? pErhAps I Am sImply pArAnOId.
tell¶your¶moirail¶you¶<>¶them¶today
Sorry but who the FUCK taught the trolls about Christianity??? #religion #whattheactualfuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that's all
ahhhhhhhhhhh why did I discide to learn to code by making a game. Why isn't it easier to make a text based rpg???
THIS IS LIKE GETTING A VISION AND THE GODS BEING LIKE "YOU COULD GET NUKED AT ANY POINT" REASSURING
HOLYSHITHOWDOYOUGUYSFUNCTIONWHILERIDINGTHEPUFFDRAGONICANTEVENSEESTRAIGHTLETALONEOMSJKDLFJSLKHFK:sjdklf
So I'm OuT Of StickerS AnD This'lL Be A GooD LearninG Experience
I CAN'T FIND THE ALL MY REACTIVES TO TELL THEM IF THEY'RE CHUDS OR NOT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT INCONCEIVABLE BULLSHIT
the world moves too fast for nesben. nesben fell asleep next to nesbens new pet ice cube and then nesben woke up and it was gone. what the fuck
Thank you All like, SOOOO much For all The praise! ( ◜‿◝ )♡
I wanted to get drunk but I just realized I have prior commitments. Fuck.
But if you steal Chittr, who will be left on the website to leave you comments? All alone? Want all alone? All alone is no fun. Remember, sharing with others ensures there are others.
yall ever think sometimes
People are always on about "don't like/don't read" until they're asked to not do it directly in front of my salad.
im so sorry dude i feel like this shit is ez to follow T_T
// with regards to discourse et cetera
// some of you people piss me off fr 🙏 (mods this ain't a vague post it's js about the general state of the site rn don't nerf me)
3 scandals yesterday and not a tiddly fuckin poot of one today clearly im off my fucking game
The power you hold over us all is the most vast, indeed.
((Ok but serious talk, whenever i do use bro/man its always gender neutral, im actually so. *disintegrate baby meme*))
droog pity another one of my chits and i'd think you're coming onto me pale ways.
lol aight got blocked for using bro gender neutrality.
have been laying on the floor literally all day #bedrot bitches
currently seeking out hugs :(
IVE LEARNED IF YOU TELL CHITTR HOW PITY REACTS MAKE YOU FEEL, THEY DO IT. KILL THEM, ALL OF THEM.
Not r34lly. 1 4m try1ng to f1nd som3th1ng to do st1ll.
fuck i still can't delete shit.
I am afraid my last post is cancelled. So sorry. #gotmauled.
CAN I POST ABOUT SOMETIMES WANTING TO BE PATHETIC AND NOT GET BURNED AT THE STAKES
THE ZESTUM MAY NOW BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE HE COULD HAVE OVERWORKED HIMSELF JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH. POSSIBLY. THE ZESTUM DID NOT KNOW HE HAD SUCH LIMITATIONS.
NEVERMIND THE ZESTUM HAS. THE ZESTUM IS LOSING HIS PAN.
How the fuck does socializing work?
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total white boy destruction. the complete undoing of his poor soul
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #Girldinner. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/girldinner.png ]
I'll sign off to that.
may be a little quiet everybody! so many prayers coming in i cant even hear myself think :/ #earthc #witchofspace #jadethestarmother #godposting
2 2entence horror 2tory: ii turned my lamp off and got iin my recuperacoon for the niight. liittle diid ii know ii wa2 cycliing EVIIL 2opor 2liime.
DAMN. so motherfuckin sleepy this morning.
Alright y'all im out good luck blowing up corpo building2 and car2 and 2hit or what3v3r. P3ac3 out, n3rd2 Fuuuck ju2t in tim3 for th3 n3w f3atur3 drop fuck m3 what3v3r.
Oh god I'm freezing, actually.
Do microwave dinners count?
ii feel liike thii2 ii2 targeted.
It's so embarrassing when trolls try to flirt with someone who is higher in their greater awareness of the system. Like, haha, yikes, I am SO out of your league.♠️ She wasn't even that hot, anyway. ♠️
<3-Bread-sandwich-dinner https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ba8a5216bdc4.png
i can barely crawl away from my desk through all of these doorcrash bags empty cans and cigarette piles. but at least nothing in here is as rotten as me! ^0^
I am so fucking cold right now.
Unfortunately even my overflowing wealth holds nary a candle to the psychological vice grip the batterwitch has on these pitiful fools.
#ChittrConfessional I used to play World of Warcraft.
D:eveloping a sixth sense for when my :C hitts are about to get pitieD:... Starting to think I may be some manner of pitiful :Creature, D:espite what my lusus tells me...
Grubsauce on my new dress :( Dabbed it with a napkin to get most of it off, but I am dreadfu\\ly worried it wi\\ stain. #grubsauce #justbadluck ♡☆♡
I wish I could Titty post too but alas Dysphoria. No Titty from this Teal Blood : (. Which is a bit of a shame because if I don't bind I got some Hella nice Tits lmao!!! #nsfw
aw fuck am i mIssIng OUt on tits??? fUuuuUck
I have shooters.
haha 69
takin a poll yo if you think im seme hit that mf like if you think im uke then send me some pity help a brother out
LOOKING BACK. IT IS INEVITABLE. THAT PAST ME WOULD FALL FOR A GAY GUY. WE WERE RAISED BY 14 GAY GUYS. AND A CURSED ORB. THINKING BACK. NOT SURE IF I KNEW. THERE WAS ANY OTHER KIND OF GUY. UNTIL THAT ONE TIME. I WALKED IN ON KURLOZ. #SOHAPPYFORYOUBUDDY #NOTMADABOUTYOURUNDYINGLOVE #NOTJEALOUS #NOTBITTER
MY HEAD HURTS. I THINK IT'S TIME TO TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS "REALLY AWESOME" WEBSITE.
> 8-3 update: my fuck1ng frame rate
she found me crying 😭, she crew too 😭, we bboth crode.. 😭
if y'all ain't liking my chitts you better be hating them.
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Urgh...I fell asleep at my desk again gog DAMN it. Well there goes another contract...and my hive's rent for a month
the club i usually perform at got bought out / it's hard to say goodbye to so many good memories
THE ZESTUM IS CONFLICTED, TWO HEIRESSES WANT HIM IN THEIR BAG BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE ZESTUM. #ZESTUMPROBLEMS
- I'mm not a pity-baiter. I'mm literally not a pity-baiter.
~° Good evening Chittr, let's hope you do a better job than Visagetome ~°
I wonder what the species metrics of this website are going to look like as it goes on. I expect a large amount of trolls, as that is the target demographic, buuuuut Humans also tend to get attracted to social media like little metal bits get attracted to magnets. so there'll probably be a big human subsection. like.. idk, 60% troll, 39% human, and then 1% other weirdos (like meeeee) of course, i'm being suuuuuuuuuper duper generous when i give "other weirdos" like me a WHOLE ONE PERCENT, but maybe I'd like to be hopeful to see other green faces in the crowd
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this is the best post i’ve read anywhere in my entire life …
I really don't want to find myself caught in the seductive pull of the neverending schlock scroll cycle. I have too much to do today.
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I don't know that it's constructive to thrust me onto each and every social media platform that gains a certain threshold of traction in the public sphere. But I guess that's why you hire a social media consultant. ... Still. Some of these posts and profiles don't even bode, chronologically. I think there may be some shenanigans afoot.
The snake has ingested at least 25 universes so far. Finding it poses a difficult challenge, but nothing has ever been too far from my reach.
Crime Syndica7e from my 7imeline, bunch of well dressed idio7s 7ha7 usually cause more issues 7han 7hey solve.
oh no, i got so excited thinking about what i could post on this new fun and cool site that i got the hiccups. i hope that that's just me being positively superthrilled and not somehow a function of the website itself. i know you can do some CRAZY BS with ~ATH but a block of code that makes you hiccup when you're happy about the site would be devious bastard behavior to put in
oh wow this is very active now! how's it going?
I think I know what to do now. I'll start journaling stuff I've done and will plan to do. Might be risky, but I'm giving it a shot.