♦ pitied by @pulchritudePowerhouse
... maybe...... it would break my pusher though :(
!!! barkbark she looks so happy!!!!!!!!! :D <333333 thank you for showing me this mr sleuth and tell roxanne thank you for saving jade!!! ...um is her dog still in the picture?
u can always buy em w food
First thing, try to find a interest in common.
>> That ડoundડ 1¡ke add¡t¡ona1 work, t¡me ડpent ડtand¡ng up, and d¡ડheડ to c1ean manua11y afterwardડ (˘･_･˘)
Ye★h..... it'll h★ppen.
Sometimes Your Network Of Friends Grows, And As A Formerly Isolated Troll You Are Elated. Then You Realize Alternia Is Unforgiving, And Everyone You Know And Love Is In Danger All The Time.
... I can't pretend I didn't see this.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@pulchritudePowerhouse The red mark on your face still burns as you lean back on the desk. Something's wrong. This wasn't your usual tizzy. Your usual banter. It made your feet give out from under you. It really sets in that she's leaving for good. It wasn't supposed to be like this. You had a good thing going. What changed? Fun times, fast cars, shootouts and heroic rescues. It felt like you were perfect for each other. So what happened? Why's she acting like such a nutcase? And not even the fun kind? Settle down? Pull back? Focus on each other? What the hell was she even going on about? You wanted to burn bright together, not just get slowly snuffed out. Women. Always say they want one thing, but they really want another. No good stinkin' dames, the lot of them. Dumb broad. Stupid bird. You don't need them. Hell you don't need any of this. Reality isn't all it's cracked up to be. You'll just have to find a way back. Really, it should have been obvious. You were so dressed up trying to take down that mobster down a peg, you should have realized he didn't have everything all wrong. Shouldn't be too hard to find a way back. Then you'll be living the high life. Whores, actions, heroics, the whole nine yards. You ain't gonna go quietly into that night. You're a goddamn hero. And you're going to live like one. Go out like one. Be remembered like one. But you will never reminisce on the ending. Only hope to be remembered. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO -- carbolicGalvanologist [CG] has lost connection to the timeline. --
I'VE STARTED USING MY OWN METRIC IN A LIMP-FRONDED ATTEMPT TO TRACK *SOME* SEMBLANCE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME *WITHOUT* REFERRING TO ANY OF THE EVIL FUCKING CLOCKS FESTOONING THIS HELLHOLE. IT'S AN INCREMENT OF MY OWN INVENTION. THEY'RE CALLED KARKAT HOURS. ONE KARKAT HOUR = ANY AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT DOING SOME BULLSHIT THAT FEELS LIKE IT IS *ACTIVELY* AGING ME AND ROBBING ME OF MY WANING LIFE FORCE. SO BASICALLY, ANY SHIT THAT MAKES ME OLD. LIKE THIS JOB. THIS JOB IS MAKING ME OLD. WE ARE FORTY-THREE KARKAT HOURS IN. I'VE SWEPT UP THE FLOOR. AS IN I'VE SWEPT THE ENTIRE FLOOR *OUT* OF THIS ABLUTION BLOCK, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE SHE PUT ON THE BIGGEST BOOTS HER STUMPY LITTLE LEGS COULD FIT INTO AND STOMPED THE TILE INTO FUCKING GRAVEL. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REDO THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU TO DEATH. WRITING THIS CHITT TOOK AN ENTIRE KARKAT HOUR IN OF ITSELF. WILL UPDATE AS NEEDED.
She Told Me To Stop Pouting, But I Am / Sulking /. It's Different.
You’re listening to… We've got a special request in as well from our Interim Mayor, Serenity @lightofDemocracy . "I'm such a fan of K2E1! Nothing else helps me focus on my work at City Hall quite like it! If I may be so bold, I'd love to hear Chewie Melodies cover of Stranger than Heaven! It's a song that truly makes me think of our little slice of paradise~!" Well, we really appreciate hearing that here at the station. We'd love to play your request, so let's get right on that. Here's Chewie Melodies with a cover of "Stranger Than Heaven." …Midnight City Jazz!
This Is Very Noble Of You, But Also Please Don't " Bust Up " My Place Of Work.
I get the feeling folks would cozy up to you and not the Felt if you died. Painfully.
Yeah. Sorry. Karkat And I... Yeah. I Don't Want To Talk About It. i'm Doing Better.
do you mean to me or to chittr? not that it matters which one you mean. the answer will be the same.
dont be. if youd had it your way i would have been curled up in that hospital bed with you. ... and still would have had a stiff back from it.
i didnt realize how much id been taking my big comfy bed for granted until i spent last night upright in a chair. my back was stiff all day.
i know that im the one who made a lying thread for lying in but im too vain of a woman. i cannot make myself say these words even out of commitment to the bit. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/18/IMG_8848.jpeg
They shouldn't have given you that phone back yet.
Little ol’ m e? Just a reflection in a mirror darkly, pal. But seriously! You think you know pain? Let me tell you a gunshot is n o t h i n g.
Everyone Is Always Nice To Me Even Though I Don't Deserve It. I Must Be Rotten In The Pan To Still Be This Insecure. Therapy Tonight. I Will Not Tell Her I Said That And You Better Not " Snitch " On Me Either.
hmm? no he has entirely free reign of the house and surrounding property. i cant imagine why i would keep a grown man on something as degrading as a collar and leash.
Have you finally leashed that man of yours?
there was a girl who grew up with a ticking timer over her head. every day the numbers stared her down dropping steadily-- years, months, days, hours, minutes, seconds getting smaller. "when this timer reaches zero" an old man told her "the whole world is going to end." the timer was such a constant in her life that even when she wasnt looking at it she knew exactly what it would read, how close it was to zero, to the very second. "inevitable" "inescapable" it was supposed to be this thing twined inseparably with the very nature of the world she was created in. when the timer reached zero her world still stood. the destruction that was supposed to rain from the sky didnt come. but it was supposed to. she knew that it was supposed to. the timer wasnt meant to read zero but for a fraction of a second before it was obliterated with everything else. but it stared at her and kept staring for years. it kept staring for a decade. the girl could not be relieved that the world still stood. there was something more precious to her that could not continue to exist without that destruction. she feared every day that it might disappear as though it had never been there in the first place because without the destruction it wouldnt have been created. so the girl spends that decade examining everything as closely as possible, testing every possibility, making every adjustment, trying and trying and trying to bring that destruction she had been promised. the precious thing starts to hate her and she lets it. she doesnt need for it to think well of her she just needs it to live. the precious thing doesnt disappear and the girl cant prove that it isnt in part due to her efforts. maybe the work shes doing is promise enough of a coming destruction that the universe wont write it off as a failure just yet. but what if she eases up? what if she becomes satisfied with a decade of undisturbed status quo and decides that nothing has any consequences after all? what if that choice to stop is what kills her precious thing? i dont know how to resolve this story satisfactorily. im sorry that i cant give you a nice conclusion.
UnfortUnately, "leaving the office" does not always mean yoU've reached the oUtside, as i'm sUre yoU're aware.
the secret, love, is that the lever had already been pUlled by the time yoU landed on earth. yoU were not the platform operator, bUt the engineer - if yoU had sabotaged the train, it woUld only have derailed and killed all involved parties. i am sorry, love, bUt paradox space can be crUel. yoUr complicity was beyond yoUr control.
this isnt an excuse and the situation is still difficult beyond words but i didnt put the gun in his hand. he took it from me himself. whether im glad that he did or not... i cant tell. #violence
c< gOd fucKiNg daMNit.... >c
Because I've been there and done that. It was a sword I forced into someone's hand, they were the bullet. I'd do it again if it came down to it.
if theyre both women i cant do it
lololol great minds think alike
I'd just take the bullet myself? Better that way so neither have to be shot. #selfharm #violence #martyrdom
c< .... i eitHer pOiNt it at Myself, Or dONt fire it at all.... tHats My iNitial tHOugHts, witHOut tHiNKiNg >c
Phil...I'm going to message you.
is the person a woman?
think abt it too hard and end up just shooting urself in the end
iT rEaChEs A mOtHeRfUcKiNg PoInT wHeRe ThE pErSpEcTiVe CoNtRaRy To ThE lAdY wItH tHe LeVeR sCaRcElY mAtTeRs AnYmOrE. nOt BeCaUsE sHe StAnDs JuStIfIeD iN aPpOiNtInG hErSeLf A hArBiNgEr Of ObLiViOn, Of CoUrSe. BuT oBlIvIoN iS tHe VeRdIcT sHe HaS cHoSeN, aNd A dEcIsIoN tHaT fUcKeD eArNs A tErRiBlE kInD oF mOtHeR fUcKiNg GrAvItY aLl ItS oWn. WhAt UnSpEaKaBlE rUpTuRe Of ThE sPiRiT mUsT hAvE hOlLoWeD hEr ShIt OuT sO cOmPlEtElY tHaT tHe SlAuGhTeR oF bIlLiOnS bEgAn To SeEm LiKe A fAiR tItHe PaId FoR tHe PrEsErVaTiOn Of A pReCiOuS fUcKiN' fEw? :o(
Yes. Maybe It's Instinct, But Quite A Few Trolls Become Extra Sensitive. I Am One Of Them, Which Is A Problem Given The Way I Usually Am.
the new puppy doesnt get away so easily. he has a sort of sandy blonde coat so no matter what color lipstick i wear it really stands out. and for reasons that may be baffling and concerning to those who havent met him i do have to tag this as #suggestive.
((reading this back, i shoulda formatted this soooo much better my bad!
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Always happy to help.
you raise an excellent point. thank you peter. i will be stealing his coat next.
unfortunately there arent very many more of your personal affects that would fit me. if you ever wore a t-shirt maybe but theres not much i could do with a button up.
I'll Pair You With Ceagar Store Box Wine.
(\ /) ...touché, i suppose.
c< yes, 10 Kult, ONly 10, defiNitely NOt aNy MOre >c
It Depends On Whether Or Not I Like It. Which I Probably Will. Nevermind, That Was A Horrible Idea. #suggestive #backtothedrawingboard
new pinned chitt. ☺️🤭🥰
are you trying to tell me that we have some house training in order?
i did something similar to that. or really he did it of his own volition. but that might not be a bad idea.
-- carbolicGalvanologist has gone offline. [Reason: husktop exploded. Again.] --
.nuf dah uoy epoh retsis ym dna em tub ,etivni na teg t'ndluoC
c< still caNNOt decide wHat i waNNa wear 4 tHe gala 2MOrrOw.... HM >c
c< NOt MucH, buddy >c
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>[Fuck. I wazz getting myzzelf all worked up to get myzzelf off. At the lazzt moment before I zztarted undrezzzzing, I zzpun around to go get one of my toyzz and locked eyezz with my Luzzuzz in the other room. Inzztant mood kill.]< >[Cannot have zzhit on Alternia. #nzzfw]<
I d0nt fucking kn0w anything man
hopital
c< #yearNiNg ....fucK, i 4gOt tHis filM Made Me feel tHis way.... >c
c< cONsider it igNOred, just leMMe KNOw if i Need 2 ruN yOu a driNK Or sOMetHiNg >c
HM?!!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!
What would bears be without bees? Ears. [|[|:) (me with two hats because I deserve it for being so funny)
I Don't Even Have The Energy To Post My Explicit Thoughts Tonight. #nsfw #nsfc
>> ¡f ¡t'ડ not too pry¡ng, ¡ડ everyth¡ng a1r¡ght ડ1euth?
#NSFW HHHATEFUCKING
@LIGHTOFDEMOCRACY CAN I COME IF I PROMISE TA BE POLITE AND LOOK NICE
I'm Currently Unreachable. #comfortslabposting
#hornyposting Cancelled, I Am Going To Curl Up Beneath The Comfort Slab Instead. #nsfw
Im nnot owned im not ownex!!!!
I'm Concerned For The Both Of You. :<
No, no. I mean when I start talking about the two sweeps of missing time and memories I have to deal with.
No, sometimes they're at my own expense. But then everyone gets worried for my mental health.
◌ Aside from the shock and horror of seeing someone use 13-in-1, I've settled down. ⧂
I don't think you're old Sleuth, I just like a good bit. You understand.
:< go steal from your old man
Don't Let Me Catch You Using 13 In 1. I Will Immediately Throw It Out.
I don't know! I actually DON'T know what that means, and the fact that you're saying with such confidence is terrifying!
3833 < 35 years old is too early for a midlife crisis, Mr. Detective. > 3833 < Invest in a bar of soap for that special someone in your life! >
sir i agree with the others you should dump that 13 in 1 shit it's rancid, we had to get one of the guys of the group to use real soap instead of that shit too
WAIT WHY DOES IT SAY MILK? WHY IS THERE MILK? MILK?????
Ya don't get your mid-age crisis until yer in your fifties, cool your jets.
#nsfc #explicit #nsfwe concept, I'm Pinned Underneath You As You Take Your Bulge Out, And It's Obvious Already As It Thrashes Against My Bare Stomach That It's Too Big For Me, But You Reassure Me And Press It Against My Nook. At First It Feels Impossible As I Writhe And Moan Underneath You, But With Every Push My Body Makes Room For You, And You Grunt As The Last Few Inches Press Inside. You Can See The Shape Of Your Bulge As It Writhes Inside Of Me. I Beg You Pathetically For More, Having Successfully Adjusted. :>
king you have got to stop talking like youre in prohibition time
== i apologize... i didn't mean to... ==
You don't know nothing. Definitely not giving away all the details.
Man, you don't want to talk to me about collateral damage.
I probably have a hell of a karma deficit I should be looking to get evened out.
Disregarding the current topic of discussion for multiple reasons. I have spent the last several nights getting through work in silence, though I continue to wallow in regret over my behavior post-event at Fight Night.¹ Yes, I had fun. Yes, I still let out a hearty but restrained chuckle when I read certain messages from that night again, but that does not mean I will not always be ashamed of how I was acting. I find myself uncertain still as to whether I should attend the next fight night if I am so unable to help myself from losing my composure the moment I have a single sip² of something that I begin screaming at the top of my airsacks at the people in the ring, despite barely being conscious enough to recognize who they even are. ¹ #fightnight ² #substance
>> Dhejwwhwjwjwn nooooo ¡ can't hand1e that everyone knowડ whejwjwkw
Is it working? :::;)
@pulchritudePowerhouse You two are so cute. ::::)
>> hehehe proud of you tho
yeah you do. and you don't know shit about me so. kinda irrelevant.
people doing pitch wrong piss me off.
ugh. a pitch relationship is made of romantic feelings in a quadrant that bases itself on challenges and competition whioe stillbcaring about them. you challenge your partner cause you know they can do and be better than they already are.
The fact that you're even commenting on this post is 8lackmail enough. You might as well just send it.
That's for me to know and you to find out!
Say hi to Larkso for me!
Fuck's sake.
If that's what helps you sleep at light, 8uddy. ::::)
That's why I'm the pu8lic's darling, Sleuth! The people just can't get enough of me. You? I'd call you audaciously dum8, 8ut I think a 8etter word for it is 'whipped'. :::;)
Spidermom doesn't like any8ody, not even me! It's not personal, haha. Good for you that she's too 8ig to crawl her fat ass out of that ravine without dying, haha!
3833 < I thought you were talking about melted toothpaste. 🤷♀️ >
Goodness gracious. Go easy on him.
so you agree. his persuasive powers are impressive.
❥ ധhaaat no!! Iო shorε u ധouldnt bε that bad aboat it!! ｡˚○
even though my part of new york is far from being hot this time of year, i have to sleep with a fan going if only for the noise. i spent so much of my life falling asleep to the sound of humming machinery that total silence is too unnerving.
MAYBE!!!! you oughta get that checked out
Rechitted. :>
I'm right a lot. :)
That would be accurate.
You Give Me Fluttering Insects In My Digestion Sac, I Can't Help But Find It Cute.
Yes. I Think The Affectionate Way You Speak To Me Is " Cute ". :>
Huh. How strange. The hole in this sock I was about to mend has been repaired…
I Will Be Here To Comfort You When Slash If She Kicks Your Ass.
@pulchritudePowerhouse HHHhuman bulges aren't my specialty. Many humans don't have the necessary nerve receptors needed for my psionics to be fully engaged. #nsfw #bulgerating As other humans know, I, uhm, use a different rating system. Pulchritude: 8. I would say that your is highquality. Clean,andfreeof any notable issues. Primary flaw is a slight curve to the right. Vim: I'd say a solid 4 Vim. Hhh This isn't anything to be a shamed of. You only just cap out at about two sessions. Length: Youhaveanadmirablelength rating of 6. Mind you these are not units. Girth: HHhfor ahuman you have a girth rating of 5! Imagination (X-Factor): 0. I don'tthinktheresanything else to say. Just a good human bulge! Smells of whiskey and aftershave Tastes of flesh! Hhhhhhhfff
You think I don't know that? I know what I'm a8out, 8uster.
Yeah. Yeah, real su8tle-like.
1'm not m4d, 1'm just d1s4ppo1nt3d 1n your d3c1s1ons.
♦ This just in, Crowbar thinks about the depths of Spades Slick. How quaint.
(( deuce's phone has declared open season on him have fun kids
my asshole can be as deep as it wants to be. mind your own god damn business.
Th3 l4st pol1c3 ch13f d1d not h4v3 th3 1nt3rns 1 do.
D3p3nds on th3 troll. But l1k3 th3 hum4n s4ys, pl34s3 cl34n th3 wounds out.
all i'm saying is sterilize the wounds after you play! gosh.
do you want an infection? that is how you get an infection! trust me, i would know!
Detective Tip: I am going to be hit by a car.
I'm not all that much of a thief. Just a peeper. A observer.
Phil...please.
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K--<well just show up and have a good time the femcel juice is free and it only tastes slightly of battery acid cmon
Why are they a cock psychic though That is such a terrifying term
OKAY PUT EM PEEPERS AWAY YER MAKIN ME UNCOMFORTABLE
FOR A PRICE AND WITH NO HARD CERTAINTY IT'D HIT A SPECIFIC TARGET, SURE!!!!
I GOT POSSIBLY AT LEAST ONE MISSILE.
Fuck..........
oohm guhod
what are you serious!
Either.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUNO ITS A POT!!
Didn't take it any other way till you added all this, champ.
We got it, king. Take your foot out of your mouth nice and slow.
nϴ d/\mn cl\/e wh/\t this is /\bϴ\/t b\/t c/\n i cϴme w/\tch
The Only Shirtless Picture I Have Of Myself Right Now Is One Where I Am Leashed And Sucking Bulge, I Should Take A More Neutral Photo. #nsfw
do you mean it sternwood-san
If I'm Going To Die, I Want To Confess That I Thought The Bulge Contortionism Was Kind Of Hot. #nsfw
Sometimes All Rooms In The Hive Are Panic Rooms Because You Are Panicking, And That's Okay.
Unrelated To The Previous Posts, But I Am Actively Hiring Bodyguards. Please Apply. #please
Nevermind, Nudes Cancelled Forever He's Here. #nsfw
tYPING WITH ON3 HAND IS GAND #fISHINGfRIDAY
SHIT, that image scared me. Almost looked real.
Hey, wasn't my idea. But if the boss wills it, the boss gets it. Only way outta dis one is if you unteach him the idea of what a paparazzi is. (I had to break it down for him carefully 15 minutes ago.)
is nuffin more dan emptiness -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I've watched you plenty of times. I know I prefer to let my gun or my smarts do the talking, but I've been practicing a few basic moves. Can't let myself be dead weight on the team!
I'm not a big gambler. S'why when I'm at da casino, I tend to skulk around a bit more than usual. Love me a good game of Blackjack or Texas Hold'em though. Keepin' it casual; don't need to flex and upset da owner of the place.
fr0g activities. like sitting 0n lilypads. ha ha. just kidding. i was just l00king thr0ugh ruins. like 0ld times.
Intestinal worms musta posted that one for ya. Maybe they'll get better sense then ya and puppet you out th' goddamn door, too.
Medium rare steak paired wit' some mashed potatoes n' broccoli wit'a nice Chianti.
all of the suave n mysterious detectives on this site just want to detect other mens private eyes!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!! #NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am looking into a spat of missing technology and strange electrical happenings in this version of Midnight City I inhabit. A few people have called to report things related to this, but I've also gotten many...unrelated calls. Mainly ones regarding "personal pickles" I can "inspect" and other such novel notions I've never heard of.
I'm Taking A Little Bite Out Of It.
>> ¡ am a b¡t c1oડer to the m¡dd1e but ¡'m actua11y a 1¡meb1ood, we aren't ડo we11 regarded haha ¡n many p1aceડ we are ext¡nct, to my underડtand¡ng,,, ડo ¡'m be1ow o1¡ve, juડt above go1d.
o- i don't really understand how that would be sad ! but i am sorry to have made you feel bad ! -o
o- legally i am registered as a video camera ! -o
== you're on... thin ice, mister...! ==
== some of you... need a good spraying with a water bottle... ==
@t3ntativ3lyT3n3brou2 Yaknow it2 w3ird cau23 I 2w3ar I 233 you around a lot but I cant 2ay I know much about what you po2t. A quick glanc3 at your pag3 you po2t about a lot of diff3r3nt 2tuff but you 233m pr3tty chill. Good luck g3tting mor3 DM2 from folk2 oth3r than Cronu2 👍
c< OH... fucK... well, at least yOure OwNiN up 2 yOur MistaKes....... >c
>[Yeah I will be fine. Who doezzzn't get occazzzionally blazzzted by the death world'zzz zzzun for like an hour for a prank, you know?]<
K--<problem sleuth cannot be saying im cooked
something like that is cullable / i'm not that brave
This would have made me faint dead out of my chair ten years ago.
I’ve 8een feeling really discouraged 8y the way people approach dating lately. The casual nature of it all makes me feel like I’m just a target for someone who is 8ored rather than a person 8eing valued. It really affects my self-worth, and I just wish there was more intentionality in the way people treated each other than someone they can conveniently touch or kiss at a moments notice.
@pulchritudePowerhouse sleuth sleuth sleuth sleuth my ofice blow up my box of penys was a bomb -from the office of ace dick detective agency
• posing i can do • dancing • not as much
M★n should fight for the joy of it. To live, to e★t, to breed—lesser be★sts sn★p ★nd howl ★t one ★nother for this. Only m★n h★s the wisdom ★nd the cl★rity to embr★ce violence for its own s★ke. For we who ★re born into this merciless, me★ningless world, h★ve but one c★ndle of life to burn.
Every day this website finds a new hashtag that makes me double-take.
I'm sorry Sleuth but this is a cute little animal with tiny little fat round ears and a sniffynose. You could be picked up and domesticated.
>> ડ1euth, p1eaડe te11 me you have a p1an ¡n p1ace to keep h¡m ડafe 1o1
K--<please give me one break in my entire life
c< we prObably are, but, alsO... actually, i caNt really tHiNK Of aN upside >c
no itsnot emabrassing its nothing you should be embarassed about you should actually tell me a lot more so you would want to lead this mysterious horned man i mean what elsedo you find alluring for you partner for this request
That's very accommodating of you, Phil.
are you serious
it costs me a quartah to make a chit btw so think about dat some time -from the office of ace dick detective agency
-300 spundilkx in my bank account rn but i need 2 do it 4 feminism -from the office of ace dick detective agency
... Guess I coulda picked a better day to finally make a slightly more gussied up pinned post.
why do people suddenly stop feeling wvhat theyre saying vwhenewver i agree vwith em?
yeah youre so right, im a wvictim here
iwve literally said this youre so true
K--<NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
heart dis post if u can see my profile pic dimond it if u cant -from the office of ace dick detective agency
K--<it was never good, by the way.
honestly? not a bad point… but i think the degeneracy has kinda already taken over lol
Nights like these I think about that quote. “You cannot kill me in a way that matters.” I don’t think it was a threat. I think it was a plea.
Yes, I suppose that 'strat' really only is good a few times.
do those self-hypnosis vwids really vwork? im wvondering if i could giwve myself a foot fetish, i think itd really open some nevw opportunities for me #nsfwv
• found another pen • probably the last one • i think
my earth is.. in a bit of an odd position. the details would either bore you to death or make no sense at all. but i digress that has very little to do with this fundraiser.
surprisingly transuniveral transportation isnt the stumbling block that would be keeping me from inviting a chittr date to the fundraising gala i have to attend tomorrow night. the problem is that almost anyone i would be interested in inviting is nonhuman and that would prove to be... shocking to the other attendees to say the least.
FUCK!!!!!!
you dont knovw me and my deep emotional inner turmoil
no im pretty sure its roxie
I apologize for my lack of sexual in†eres† in †he human form. I hope you find someone who does †ha† for you.
I feel like I'm having a stroke. PLEASE
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in case there wwas evver any doubt that i possessed the means to secure an invvitation to tonights highly exclusivve soiree im here to confirm that yes #imcoming to the #teaparty at the felt mansion https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cc8f478620a6.png not my usual color scheme but you got to admit i havve this shit on dont i #fitcheck @gratuitousAnnuity #forfitcheckinpurposes #greeneridan #dontgetusedtoit
I will settle for the tea.
https://i.imgur.com/UG8w577.png OH GODS OH FUCK--
https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/thestruggleisreal.png
That’s a new one. Usually they say blood pumper or pusher. I think they might have been “trolling” you.
c< NO wOrries, tHis is NOt a rare OccasiON frieNd, i expect it 2 HappeN at least fOur MOre tiMes be4 tHe eNd Of tHe MONtH >c
• ohh buddy...
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• oh buddy
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yknowv i identify a lot wvith bojack hfbsmn
yknovw vwhat rethinking my rankings a bit. mustard babes could go higher if they had a good e-girl look going on and only slight to moderate #girlstink
no one actually stays dead here unfortunately. 1t would just be fore publ1c enterta1nment and m1ld retr1but1on
D --> I understand that we are on the same transaquatic transport device but please cease patting yourself on the back, we are better than this as a collection of the same guy many times https://i.imgur.com/KcmiAwV.png
wvell you wvould be because im #notgay but the human gals are pretty fine especially the blondes
i feel like any kind of ranking for that wvould get me cancelled in real life
kurloz is posting shit like this but im the bad guy okay
The last law enforcement aligned individual and I didn't exactly have a wistful conclusion to our associ8tion.
my tummy owv
i suffer f<o>r my aesthetics. regardless <o>f weather, i wear my layers. perhaps as pr<o>tecti<o>n fr<o>m th<o>se that might d<o> me harm. this dress is sweltering.
Well that’s a little fo+rebo+ding https://cdn.imgchest.co+m/files/cd03159c25bb.jpeg
yeah ivwe been there before
- i mean really! the sheer audacity!!! - making a public post for whats very clearly an internal issue that does not need any sort of audience weighing in! - not even a current issue either!!! - if you werent such a rulebreaker all the time i wouldnt be rightfully suspecting you every time sanctity is broken! - did you ever think about that!? #vaguepost #exceptnotreally #youknowwhoyouare!
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
Yes, yes, I more than remember what happened the last time.
arigatou these are very wise words
its really hard seeing my descendants all be really disappointed in me all the time
im a washed up piece a work wit no spondulicks no floozies no skills no life and no luck and no nothin i just been a stupid piece a shit all my life and nobody ever helps me not ever -from the office of ace dick detective agency
yea but i hated her -from the office of ace dick detective agency
maby i dont want ta be a dick maybe i dont WANT 2 do ANY of dis maby i want 2 see da world and love people and travel and drink and live and be my self -from the office of ace dick detective agency
[|87 :: 1t’s only gay ;f you want ;t to be last 1 checked.
YOU WONT EVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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{Anybody catches me at the new MMD pre release today I'm not sorry for what you might see. I'm out for blood. That booster box is mine. I can't wait to pull the new etched foils.}
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@pulchritudePowerhouse da flozy stole your fuckin money i think she stop replying to me after i send it -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>> ડhame, ¡'ve a1wayડ been a fan of hav¡ng ¡t th¡ck ┐( ˘_˘)┌
r u a floozy dm me if so lets swing problem sleuith just gave me all his mony -from the office of ace dick detective agency
My wife has unfortunately passed away. I am a widow.
==> STAB HER STAB HER STAB HER STAB HER STAB HER STAB HER. Jesus christ, you hate this woman. On reflex alone you grab ol' faithful and drive it straight through the monitor of your PC.
fucken midnight crew on my fucken dashboahd i dont even cre aqny more im never goiun to solve this fucken case nobody likes me r helps im just a washewpd up piece of shit -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>> ¡ th¡nk he'ડ do¡ng a great job
i dint think ive ever been loved trly -from the office of ace dick detective agency
you hate me you nevah let me have any of dah things i want you are always tryin to subvert and ham me -from the office of ace dick detective agency
𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓹𝓾𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓵𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓮𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓭𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮.
>> you m¡ght have to work that one out w¡th Ace D¡ck, the man wantડ ડome broadડ ¡n the aud¡ence ¡f you two doub1e team ડome tw¡nkડ ¡ mean, th¡nk of the opt¡cડ a 1ot of 1ad¡eડ 1ove to ડee b¡g ડtrong men ડtand¡ng over tw¡nkડ ડpread acroડડ the tab1e
ummm, da midnight crew case, dumbass? da one im interviewin floozies about EVERY NIGHT at da speakeasy??? while your off fucking elfs or whatever. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
otha things like not solvin dis fucken case maybe. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
you been playin twinks behind my back!? -from the office of ace dick detective agency
many respectable and fignified hogs actually -from the office of ace dick detective agency
OH DON'T WORRY I'M PLENTY EMBARRASSED BY MY OWN INDIVIDUAL BULLSHIT. I'M NOT GOING TO ADMIT IT ON THE TIMELINE BUT A FUTURE ME OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS HAS BEEN THE MOST DISGUSTING SON OF A BITCH AT ME AND ITS DRIVING ME NUTS.
cmon tula aint into that sorta thing
⋙ HELL⏱ ℃hittr! I've ℃⏱me ⏱n here t⏱ sh⏱w a bit ⏱f my hive! I've tried t⏱ make it l⏱⏱k very human like, did I d⏱ well? I w⏱uld really like if a human answered... I must admit, th⏱se "Pill⏱ws" are a little hard t⏱ lay ⏱n sin℃e my h⏱rns s⏱metimes tears the fabri℃ if I lay ⏱n my st⏱ma℃h. But I think it l⏱⏱ks ni℃e when n⏱t ripped, S⏱ I will ℃⏱ntinue t⏱ use them! Smile em⏱te! https://file.garden/Z1ea76ldmXzREmMm/SLEEPTIME.png...🖉
⋙ Ah!!!??? I am n⏱t!! Sh⏱uld I put it away?? I had left it ⏱ut f⏱r ease, but if it is a threat t⏱ my p⏱ssessi⏱ns.. Perhaps I sh⏱uld invest in s⏱mething t⏱ put it away in. Thank y⏱u f⏱r the heads up!!!!! Smile em⏱te!...🖉
i tried to get one and they laughed at me then they realized i wvas serious then they laughed some more then one of them said hey arent you coolscars descendent theyre gnc af and i said youre crazy and they laughed at me some more
hey vwhy are there police lights outside my hivwe haha
I Can No Longer Sleep Because I'm Disturbed By The Current Mental State Of This Cronus.
you wanna scuk my dick so bad here it fuckin is @tmzOfficial #nsfw [The following image has been removed.]
hey! studying pop culture is a perfectly reasonable hobby!!
Unfortunately, yes, there are far more of you than the necessary zero.
I said a *conversation,* Sleuth. Or do you equate just speaking with being able to get into a woman's quadrants?
Eugh. Have you even had a conversation with a woman that wasn't a mirror of yourself in the last week? You talk like you think having a fraction of decency is an all-access pass to calling yourself a ladies' man.
I was so disgusted by this post I misclicked the reaction.
the dungeon two dragon ratiio ii2 defiiniitely not optiimal.
R34D1NG THROUGH TH3 DUNG3ONS 4ND DR4GONS BOOK 4ND TH3R3S L3SS DR4GONS 1N TH1S TH4N 1 THOUGHT TH3R3 WOULD B3.
m4yb3 1 should go to mor3 3v3nts.
I am far more than any fortune teller, and it is a cueball, but the general intent of your comments is more or less accurate.