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YOU WONT EVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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{Anybody catches me at the new MMD pre release today I'm not sorry for what you might see. I'm out for blood. That booster box is mine. I can't wait to pull the new etched foils.}
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your really smart for a floozy lets hang out and play twinks some time -from the office of ace dick detective agency
@pulchritudePowerhouse da flozy stole your fuckin money i think she stop replying to me after i send it -from the office of ace dick detective agency
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r u a floozy dm me if so lets swing problem sleuith just gave me all his mony -from the office of ace dick detective agency
My wife has unfortunately passed away. I am a widow.
==> STAB HER STAB HER STAB HER STAB HER STAB HER STAB HER. Jesus christ, you hate this woman. On reflex alone you grab ol' faithful and drive it straight through the monitor of your PC.
fucken midnight crew on my fucken dashboahd i dont even cre aqny more im never goiun to solve this fucken case nobody likes me r helps im just a washewpd up piece of shit -from the office of ace dick detective agency
my humandad threwvvvw up in the fucking sink wvvvwhat is wvvvwrong wvvvwith him!
>> ¡ th¡nk he'ડ do¡ng a great job
i dint think ive ever been loved trly -from the office of ace dick detective agency
you hate me you nevah let me have any of dah things i want you are always tryin to subvert and ham me -from the office of ace dick detective agency
𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓹𝓾𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓵𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓮𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓭𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮.
>> you m¡ght have to work that one out w¡th Ace D¡ck, the man wantડ ડome broadડ ¡n the aud¡ence ¡f you two doub1e team ડome tw¡nkડ ¡ mean, th¡nk of the opt¡cડ a 1ot of 1ad¡eડ 1ove to ડee b¡g ડtrong men ડtand¡ng over tw¡nkડ ડpread acroડડ the tab1e
ummm, da midnight crew case, dumbass? da one im interviewin floozies about EVERY NIGHT at da speakeasy??? while your off fucking elfs or whatever. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
otha things like not solvin dis fucken case maybe. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
you been playin twinks behind my back!? -from the office of ace dick detective agency
many respectable and fignified hogs actually -from the office of ace dick detective agency
OH DON'T WORRY I'M PLENTY EMBARRASSED BY MY OWN INDIVIDUAL BULLSHIT. I'M NOT GOING TO ADMIT IT ON THE TIMELINE BUT A FUTURE ME OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS HAS BEEN THE MOST DISGUSTING SON OF A BITCH AT ME AND ITS DRIVING ME NUTS.
cmon tula aint into that sorta thing
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i tried to get one and they laughed at me then they realized i wvas serious then they laughed some more then one of them said hey arent you coolscars descendent theyre gnc af and i said youre crazy and they laughed at me some more
hey vwhy are there police lights outside my hivwe haha
I Can No Longer Sleep Because I'm Disturbed By The Current Mental State Of This Cronus.
you wanna scuk my dick so bad here it fuckin is @tmzOfficial #nsfw [The following image has been removed.]
hey! studying pop culture is a perfectly reasonable hobby!!
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Unfortunately, yes, there are far more of you than the necessary zero.
I said a *conversation,* Sleuth. Or do you equate just speaking with being able to get into a woman's quadrants?
Malbec. Arturo Fuente. Comfortable robe. I need nothing more. #substance
Eugh. Have you even had a conversation with a woman that wasn't a mirror of yourself in the last week? You talk like you think having a fraction of decency is an all-access pass to calling yourself a ladies' man.
I was so disgusted by this post I misclicked the reaction.
the dungeon two dragon ratiio ii2 defiiniitely not optiimal.
R34D1NG THROUGH TH3 DUNG3ONS 4ND DR4GONS BOOK 4ND TH3R3S L3SS DR4GONS 1N TH1S TH4N 1 THOUGHT TH3R3 WOULD B3.
m4yb3 1 should go to mor3 3v3nts.
I am far more than any fortune teller, and it is a cueball, but the general intent of your comments is more or less accurate.