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hell yeah have that scarab badge now, th1s 1s all 1n gonna be talk1ng about for the next 24 hours
hhff,,, ookkeeyy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hhff ii ffiinniisshheedd,, mmyy bbrreeaadd, wwhhiicchh mmeeaann ,ss ii hhaavvee, aannootthhee rr bbrreeaadd cclliipp \(;´ᗜ`;)/ -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
From your lips to the fates' ears! So far things are quiet. We finally got the "oblong meat tube" out of the slushy machine.
Thanks, Aretxi! I'll be clockin off in about 40 mins.
Hellx Chittr!!! Txday I ate a granxla bar!!!
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=oXO yay¡ glad you have what you need now¡ =oXO
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i dŌōŌōŌ NōŌōŌō7... 7AlK AbŌōŌōŌu7 7hEm ōŌōŌōF7En... BeCaUsE 7hEy aRe rA7HeR... uNpReDiC7AbLe... Bu7 I DōŌōŌō... HaPpEn 7ŌōŌōŌ HaVe pSiIōŌōŌōNiCs... 7hA7 aRe uSeFuL WhEn... I NeEd aN Ex7rA PaIr ōŌōŌōF HaNdS...
⚗ i put ON my wizard hat and ro🝭e phor the evening SHIFT. mis🝭ehaving means you. get. ☾URSED.
Just finished all my onboarding for the store. I start tomorrow bright and early--and I will be bringing donuts for everyone. Overnight and other morning folks get first pick, but be cool and don't take more than one! #sevenelevenposting
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I may still be competing on #AngelsNutritionblock and there's a chance I could win, but like, always smart to have a backup plan. Glad to have gotten a job at #SevenEleven. I got the morning shift too, so that works nicely with putting in evenings at the food truck still too.
i never watched that show but they seem nice.
Fun Venats fact Most of the time my pupils are not there but when I "lock in" they appear. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
They really do need to invent sleep that doesn't leave you tired after.
MṴSIC: THEY PṴT SOMETHING CRAZY IN THERE
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Gxlly... Hehehe... I can admit that I'm lxxking fxrward tx that...!!!
The reason I asked was because I was invited to karaoke, but I don’t know what song I’d sing. Thank you for all your answers. It’s interesting as well, what it says about all of you.
Differences in lxcal culture I guess!!! :000 The landmass I was raised xn tended tx be pretty sxlitary and cxld... Either yxu survived xn yxur xwn xr yxu died... :ppp I'm thankful fxr that... Because I think I'd be dead nxw if I wasn't mxulded by struggle... Even if I dx wish I was allxwed a bit mxre affectixn X)))
Impxrtant questixn... Dx humans exhibit grxup behavixur like xther mxnkeys??? Dx yxu guys gx digging thrxugh eachxther's hair and eat the parasites yxu find??? :000
Y⧃U ARE THE M⧃UNTAIN F⧃R 1⧃ MINUTES
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im trying to Uh... do... Uhm... how do i say this >.• Uhhm im trying again with the.. 12 incher.. send prayers #nsfw...
Wouldn't It Be Hilarious If The Next Time I Saw Him, I Pretended I Didnt Send Him A Video Of How It Was Going To Look When He Stretched Out My Nook? #positive #nsfw #nsfc #explicit #evilintent
oUUUUUUUU #nsfw...
Stop there, ★nd let me correct it I w★nn★ live ★ life from ★ new perspective You come ★long bec★use I love your f★ce ★nd I'll ★dmire your expensive t★ste, ★nd Who c★res? Divine intervention I w★nn★ be pr★ised from ★ new perspective #lyrics
HI FRIENDS!!! I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS TX EMPHASIZE THAT YXU ARE ALL MY FRIENDS!!! AND YXU ARE ALL AWESXME USUALLY!!! :ddd
I'm sx sxrry tx anyxne whx may have read my last chitt!!! That was deeply imprxper xf me!!! Such intimacies shxuldn't be talked abxut sx candidly... It just sets the wrxng precedent... X(((
(⸝⸝;´﹏`;⸝⸝) ww, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Xh gee... When was the last time hxrnypxsted-pxsted...??? Hmmm... I gxtsta rectify that... Ahem... I yearn tx... Tx... Tx hxld a lady's hand... Tx dance in a chxrexgraphed pattern that we bxth just happened tx knxw...!!! Ah!!! I can't write anymxre!!! Stxpping it there!!! Let yxur imaginatixn dx the rest!!! It's txx much!!! X((( #nsfw
I just had sxmexne try and tell me that Trxll Rxnald Reagan was still alive and a member xf sxme sxrt xf New Wxrld Xrder puppeteering the Empire via the Empress... Psshhh... Yeah right!!! Anyways... Seasquatch IS REAL!!! As is the Lxch Ness Mxnster as are Shadxw Drxppers and mxst DEFINITELY as are Werewxlves!!! >:000
Further addendum!!! Trxll Rxnald Reagan is DEFINITELY sxme sxrt xf little demxn xf sxrts given Trxll fxrm...
hhff ? oo ookkeeyy ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hh ii ddiidd tthhee bbeesstt , ii ccoouull dd -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii aammgg, ssuucchh aa ffaaiilluurree tthhaatt ii eevveenn ffaaiill ttoo sslleeeepp , (つ╥﹏╥)つ -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ggoooodd mmoorrnniinngg ,, (;´V`;)/ ii mmaannaaggeedd ttoo ggeett sslleeeepp ,, eevveenn ttuuaallll yy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hh? mmmm hhookkaayy , uuhh, iitt sshhoouulldd , bbee ffiinnee tthheenn,, hh -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uuuu,, ii ddoonntt , tthhiinnkk aannyyoo nnee wwoouulldd , ddoo tthhaatt, uuhhmmmm, pplluuss ii ddoonntt kknnooww iiff tthhaa tt ss, uuhhmmmm, aaccttuuaa ll mmeeddiiccaall aaddvvii ccee ,, ffoorr ccuuttss,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uuuu, ii kkeeeepp ffuummbblliinn gg ,ppaappeerrss ,, bbeeccaauussee, ooff tthhee bbaannddaaggeess, , oonn mmyy ffiinnggeerr ss, iittss ssoo eemmbbaarrrraassssiinngg , (,,╥﹏╥,,) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uugghhmm , , mm, ii ssuurrvviivveedd ,, hh, hhee wwaassnntt eevveenn mmaadd (╥﹏╥) hhee ssaaiidd , iimm, "TOO PATHETIC TO BE TRULY UPSET WITH" ssoo, ii tthhiinnmmkk iimm ookkaayy , ,, , hhff, iimm ggooiinn gg , ttoo, ggoo rreeppllaa cc ee, hhiiss mmuugg, , aann dd, hhff,, ffiinndd ssoommee ootthheerr ww aayy , ttoo, mmaakkee uupp ffoo rr ii tt, ,, bbeecc aauu ss ee,ii ggoott ooffff ttoooo eeaassiill yy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ggoooodd , mmoorrnnggiinngg , (;´⩊`;) iivvee aaccuuttaallyy bbeeeenn aawwaakkee ffoorr aa wwhhiill ee ,, uuhhmm,, bbeeaaccuussee ooff wwoorr kk , bbuutt ii ffoorrggooeett ttoo , ccoommee iinn hheerr ee, ttoo ssaayy, hhii, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Touching myself for pride month #supportive #vriska #NSFW
∻Wh☢ wants t☢ g☢ destr☢y critical infrastructure with me∻
I dxn't think there's a greater feeling than giving sxmething xf value tx a chum... Unfxrtunately that's part xf the reasxn why I'm brxke... Bad mxney management skills X((( Xh well!!!
sslleeeepp yy,, ( ;´V`;)/ ggoooo,ddlliigghh tt, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Real shit.
•●•Honɛst quɛstion: is æ boy ɛvɛr cæpæblɛ of lɛzzing tf out? Bɛcæusɛ gosh... *girls*, somɛtimɛs..... #nsfw•●•
uuaawwhh,, uuuu, , hhookkeeyy , (;^;) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ooffffiiccee fflloowweerr iiss, kkiinndd, ooff, aa pprreettttyy tteerrmm,, ,ffoorr iitt,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hh, ookkeeyy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
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ssoorryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
#nowlistening #nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/6ydsenvtndg8pz4z1m5aff?si=fcke_9djqkwnmtcux8q7cw
⪩ F⌖r s⌖me⌖ne wh⌖'s str⸸fe spec⸸bus ⸸sn't kn⸸fek⸸nd ⸸ h𓉸ve 𓉸 l⌖t ⌖f kn⸸ves. ⪨
c< beautiful! >c
>> gorgeouડ :))
Your hair is flippin gorgeous!
a real damn shame, 7ou're beautiful
⚓︎ my cre〰〰 like p〰t on a mo〰ie in my yachts media room, b〰t its lo〰〰key a little borin so im j〰st gettin dr〰nk as f〰ck hopin thatll make it f〰nnier 〰〰ish sherry 〰〰ere here 😑 honestly gettin tired a her r〰nnin off e〰ery fe〰〰 days b〰t its fine its fine #s〰bstance
I found a picture of very young Dave. You can tell by the apple juice. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1510267580647211148/IMG_20260530_080345_022.jpg?ex=6a1c31ca&is=6a1ae04a&hm=53d39fac2b28fb2e18c14019ffeccb08600fee0b2552359aed30890073d84abe&=&format=webp&width=763&height=840
s/)me /)f y/)u g/)tta start admitting y/)u aren’t g/)/)d pe/)ple t/)/)
everyday im happier we never met the "dancestors" in my timeline except meenah that comment she made under meulins post earlier was actually pretty funny
Cryptic beam
a nap sounds good right about now.
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✃ Oh dear! That's simply awful to hear! I'm glad you aren't being affected by it too much but... Please do let me know if you need help, yes? I may not know you too well, but I feel it wouldn't be right not to offer assistance. I hope you're safe and sound where you are. Please, do your best to take care of yourself and whoever else you're with. I pray only the best for you...
✃ I'm glad I could inspire... Please, do be careful with whatever you plan on doing.
✃ You shall reach it, my dear! Stay determined, stay passionate. And do come bother me if you ever need anything...
✃ I know some trolls who're able to get such things. They're... Somewhat friends of mine. We have a bit of a deal with each other. I make them outfits, they provide me with the materials I need for whatever I'm creating. I could see if I could get some fabrics for you! I like to hand-dye most of the fabrics I'm given... Plaid was extremely difficult for me to get my first couple of tries, but I eventually got the hang of it!
🐾oooh, awh 's real Nice to see the rest of ya works! x) amaziN' work! hehe,
✃ Oh don't sell yourself short, dear! I'm sure your work is excellent! Please, remember your own worth! I excitedly await to see what you create!
✃ If you are ever able to show you works, I would adore to see them! I bet you're extremely talented as well...
✃ [OOC: THESE IMAGES ARE NOT MINE] I decided that I wanted to show off some finished pieces I was working on... Maybe some trolls will like them! I take great pride in what I do. If anyone is interested in who or what these outfits were made for I'd be so happy to talk about it!!! https://i.postimg.cc/SssQt40g/71n-HFW-9ls-L-AC-UY1000.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/sDDFYmrG/b7c0c95e-2300-47f6-b552-7a3037c62a98-2048x-45bed278-d138-4957-b20e-10482374853c-1000x.webp https://i.postimg.cc/mr0RVHwT/s-l400.jpg
I-I have returned fro-om wo-ork. The co-ourt case I-I was o-on went well. I-I thi-ink. :)
oh i fuck wit u now dam good taste 10/10
oh wait. i'm also a millionaire now be(ause i bet a bun(h on gal7ne to win. fu(k 7eah #ionianas(ension
I Never Thought I Would Become The Shut In Type But I Confess I Overestimated How Quickly I Would Become Used To The Garish New View At Least The Questionable Computation Device Works - Hello
[this one] is still learning this platform. Please be patient with [this one]
✃ Exactly... I do hope the other sites you've found have been doing you a good service! I don't know if this would be odd to say but... You seem like a lovely troll. I've been enjoying our conversation.
DATS W)(AT IM FUCKIN TALKING BOAT
✃ Oh goodness... That sounds absolutely awful! Are there no alternative image hosting sites that you two can access? Or is troll imgur the easiest for doing such things? It seems unintuitive to make some sort of law that makes it where certain trolls are unable to access a website that's meant to be accessed by all...
⚝ >> 𝕌𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕒𝕕 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 [𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕞:𝔼ℕ𝔾𝕖𝕝]𝕤 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕒 𝕓𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕚𝕟 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤... >> 𝕌𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕒𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖. (#Suggestive) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa1240a35716.png ⚝
#ILoveMovieNightAugh
cllothes are allways a goodb conversation starter esqpecialllly if theyre nice llooking fits
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! i have over a hundred followers, & also would literally never post about my sexual life on chittr dot ing. you'll be fine.
SOMEWHERE OUT THERE. theres PLANETOIDS THAT ARE YELLOW AND PURPLE only the DREAMING may access them. BUT ONE DAY..
✃ Ah... I see. It just seems like that's what a lot of trolls do here... I'm glad I don't have to do such a thing.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i'm agnostic, but if sgrub is actually real - well, my first impulse is to say i'd play it, because it would be neat to develop magic powers & be the proveable main character of existence, but also my life is kind of perfect. i'd have to think about it, at least
Let me dance like a bug on a cinema screen! Shake my hand at the world and its pyramid schemes! I'm in love with the groove and the gravy loves me! Oh, mom, I've got the heart of a dancer! (Mom, I've got the heart of a dancer!) Mom, I've got the heart of a—
[BEGIN MESSAGE] if y0u putt z0mething int0 the hydrau1ic prezz. d0 n0tt be zurprized when itt iz cruzhed. [END MESSAGE]
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[I JU$T REMEMBERED THE TIME MY AN#E$TOR TOOK ME TO AN AQUARIUM WHEN I WA$ VERY LITTLE AND TOLD ME IF I WA$ BAD I WOULD END ↑ IN THE TANK$ LIKE THE FI$H]
Guys with rumblespheres are a deeply underrated o+ccurrence.
⋆⁺‧₊☽ [This is a message from the Ionian Embassy.] Miss Romera-- Or rather, Empress Romera-- is being stabilized. We extend our many thanks to @bummelBoogie @malleablePersonage and everyone else who helped draw out the poison. #substance ☾₊‧⁺⋆
| t|hnk A lot of u wuld benen|f|t from A prozc or XAnX presprctpt|on :/ | kno |t hlped me #substAnce
Taking quizzes about topics I know I have never known the answer to. Both for educational purposes, and to emulate what I assume the highschool experience would have been for me.
One has made themselves known. There was a crack in space. From outside, one could reach, and one could procure a device that chitters and chatters. This one is now on a device that connects beyond the backwater disconnected Earth. One believes they can do more with this crack in space. One's language has been simplified for convenience. May slip into more human vernacular in time, as pitiful as it is. Greetings, this one would say.
((mini prymp doodle for all to see https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ebb63bfa150.jpeg
This one has been caught before on human film. The humans this one travels with make it running gag on how they've met them. Stuck in the headlights in their motorcycles, a member of the gang hit this one. This one did more damage to the vehicle. They think it's fun. This one agrees, to an extent. This one is an honorary member, enjoying time at a slower pace for a while. Humans wither fast, but for now, this one tries to enjoy this pace. ((Art done by lindwyrm on bluesky!)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0a1fadb2ec00.png
◌ I watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show. That is all there is to say about that. ⧂
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=>>øh id like tø knøw actually :)>>>
extra points for calling me a microcelebrity. not bad. not bad at all.
OOO YAYAY
Dats actually pretty fucken good, hell yeah, thankz for sharing. ((Thanks so much, it matches his energy perfectly!))
Oh, this is nice, thank you. I'll add it to my playlist.
okay this actually fucking slaps and i am adding it to my playlist... thanks for the tunes
we'VE never spoken. i have no idea who you are. go for it.
Sure, i'd be curiouz what dat song would be. let's see if you have taste.
Yeah okay.
Hit me with it.
i would be so down for a song
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꒰this ones also good i like dat one꒱
fuck yeah sick
in the MMiddle of a big tornado on the tip of everyone’s tongue in the belly of a giant whale all the girls just wanna have fun in the look of a frightened neighbor in a big warMM cupe at light in a broken elevator in the teeth of a dog that bites in the MMiddle of a revolution in the look of a wriggler’s face in the silence of the dinner table in the stillness of disgrace https://MM.youtube.coMM/watch?v=teVRZp7K7xU&pp=ygUWZ3JhdGl0dWRlIG9pbMMdvIGJvaW5nbw%3D%3D&ra=MM
oh hell yeah catch MMe stackin these MMotherfuckin points
true this is the way
oh yeah you’re way MMore responsible about it bahaha
yeah it’s always nice but prolly don’t let MMe do it though or it’s just gonna be a bunch of oingo boingo do not hand MMe the aux ever
wicked hoMMie thanks for sharin
that’s pretty sick it was cool when the beat picked up a lil
i love goin to listen to MMusic n it’s like hMM what song will i start with tonight n it’s always dead MMan’s party
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5edc2e87752f.jpg goooey garlic and spinach noodle gourd for #GirlDinner
⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ Shoulଳ I go to #fightnight? I'ଳ traineଳ in close coଳbat but there's no weapons so I ଳunno how entertaining I'ଳ be..
=>>øk new pfp :) i løve My Matesprit sø>>>
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ ōŌōŌōN 7hE HuN7... FōŌōŌōR 7hE... sŌōŌōŌuRcE ŌōŌōŌf 7He sŌōŌōŌuNd...
wawawawa thats it thats the post
🎣🤪
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If you don’t want to live on Alternia, or in your current universe, you can just come to Earth-C by the way. There’s not like citizenship or anything. You can just show up.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ rEmInDeR... yŌōŌōŌu cAn aSk mE... aLl kInDs ōŌōŌōF QuEs7iŌōŌōŌnS... aNd eVeN DrAw 7HiNgS... hErE ŌōŌōŌn mY WeBsI7E 7hInG h77Ps://aBaNdŌōŌōŌnEdAnImUs...s7rAw...pAgE pLeAsE Be gEn7lE Wi7h mE... i'vE NeVeR... mAdE A WeBsI7E 7hInG... bEfŌōŌōŌrE......
everythings gonna be ok everythings gonna be FINE and FUCKING DANDY i dont know what to do
Good game!
https://papergames.io/en/r/bw6lEbVIe/108
Whoa sorry I was gettin' dinner prepped. If you want to play still I'd be up for it.
Sxrryyy!!! X((( This is besides the real pxint fxr why I reached xut... I wanted tx ask if I cxuld cxntact yxu privately!!! I've gxt a questixn I need tx ask :000
⋆⁺‧₊☽ Oh, there's a "fight night"? Should I attend? Get some ideas for my own fight? #violence ☾₊‧⁺⋆
Ɏ you ha-a-ave to trea-a-at your morta-a-al shell nice so it will trea-a-at you nice in return. usua-a-ally Ɏ
>> You aren't an ¡d¡ot, Curree. A 1OT haડ been go¡n on, g¡ve yourડe1f ડome grace.
His b-o-o--o-o-bies... C-o-o-mpel me.. T-o-o- subscribe and turn -o-o-n n-o-o-tificati-o-o-ns......
okay i know perfect systeMM is a song about soMMe dystopian shit where everyone is the saMMe but it’s still a banger aight like cMMon i’MM in love with you i knowww and i know that you love MMe toooo i’MM in love with you i knowww i’MM in love with everyone toooo tell MMe that shit doesn’t go hard
I øught tø get a møre fłattering icøn, but this øne truły døes cømmunicate my usuał expressiøn when reading Chittr.
LΣT ΦT BΣ SΛΦD THΛT ΦM NΘT HΛTΦNG ΘN THΣ USΣRS ΣNGΛGΦNG ΦN HΘRNΨPΘSTΦNG, Φ KNΣW WHΛT Φ SΦGNΣD UP FΘR WHΣN Φ MΛDΣ MΨ ΛCCΘUNT ΣVΣN ΦF ΦM ΛBSΘLUTΣLΨ DΦSΦNTΣRΣSTΣD ΦN PΛRTΦCΦPΛTΦNG. ΨΘU GΘ GUΨS!
Desperately need someone to praise me whilst my tendrils explore their body every crevice and part of them as I get to feel how truthful district they are. #nsfw
I don't know what "fight night" is but I hope everyone stays safe! -Gary
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i hAvE WōŌōŌōKeN Up... 7ōŌōŌō 7Ha7 AnNōŌōŌōYiNg sŌōŌōŌuNd... ŌōŌōŌnCe mŌōŌōŌrE... bEaS7 i wIlL FiNd yŌōŌōŌu... YōŌōŌōU CaN NōŌōŌō7 HiDe fŌōŌōŌrEvEr...
>+. TODAY I WILL .+> >+. I DUNNO. ANYONE WANT SOME JAMS OR JELLIES .+<
(=^･⩊･^=) < WEARING MY HEARING AIDS SO I CAN JAM TO SOME GOOD ASS MEWSIC!! FURRCK YEAH! THE LORD HAS BLESSED US WITH THESE BEATS!!!
I can’T help buT respecT anyone who can look aT a scuTTlebuggy and Tell me The make and model off The Top of Their pan ❤︎ I could noT do ThaT ❤︎ and iT is so fascinaTing ❤︎
I FEEL LIKE EXPLODING WITH THE CRUSHING WEIGHT OF BOREDOM
fuuuuuck socrates johnson is funny as fuck
I'm not going to bel★bor this much longer but I should m★ke my thoughts known. In the m★teri★l conditions ★lterni★n trolls find themselves (I c★nnot spe★k for beforus despite the seeming simil★rities) it is not unre★son★ble or "hemoist" to be w★ry of cold bloods. Th★t is ★ll.
There's some like online games you can play with folks maybe? https://papergames.io is a good place for that
Cxntest...??? I hxpe it dxesn't reach that pxint then!!! I dxn't have much xf a cxmpetitive spirit!!! X))) I just wanna dx what I think is right!!! :)))
Someone's mad they ain't invited to the warmblood cookout anymore
Uh... Sure!!! Sxrry!!! Sxmetimes wxrds cxme xut befxre thxughts (There's a pxint system nxw???)
Hehehe!!! Thanks Ms Inxuwe!!! Always happy tx help!!! :DDD We all slip up every nxw and then... Even repxrters!!! (Yxu shxuld see my initial drafts... Txtal messes!!!)
Xh!!! Sure!!! (Test???) Uhm... I'll keep in txuch!!! Have a gxxd light Ms Inxuwe!!!
Gxlly I mean... A little... Ha ha... I just dxn't give it much thxught!!! If I'm prey then I'm the stubbxrn sxrt!!! Plenty xf beasts xn the lxwer end xf the fxxd chain knxw hxw tx tussle!!! >:)))
Huh!!!... And if I had a caegar fxr every time a persxn likened me tx prey... ...Huh :((( I'm... Nxt finishing that thxught I've decided!!! Sxrry Ms Inxuwe!!! X)))
Pitiful... Pah!!! Nxthing pitiful abxut me!!! I'm a perfectly nxrmal and well adjusted trxll just like yxu!!! X))) ...I like tx think I'm wiser than that... But yxu're right abxut the risk :((( It's just sxmething I have tx live with a lxt xf the time...
Xkay I wxuld like tx create a minxr addendum tx my last chitt!!! I hate cxnmen a little mxre than I hate pimps...
Fxr newbie gentlemen; begin by learning the etiquette xf yxur lxcal culture... Frxm there span xut and learn xther cultures!!! This can gx sx far as tx learning greetings and cxmmxn phrases in languages yxu expect tx run intx xften... This is integral tx ensure that yxu remain as gentlemanly as pxssible!!! :DDD #GentlemanAdvice
mak1ng a new playl1st on company t1me s1nce 1ts k1nda slow ton1ght
clown t|ts cl|ts |f u w|ll #edsb|tchesp|deose
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] This business strategy makes no sense. It's perfect.
oh yeah i forgot lol im at the #edsbeachepisode thing now
=oXO saying it again because it,s so very true, i love¡¡¡¡¡ my friends¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ =oXO
#WagdadHasDecided #ToCrushMyBody #WithHisBody #AFTER #MyNap #RightWhenIWantedToGetUp #SaveMe
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i'm gŌōŌōŌiNg... 7ōŌōŌō hUn7 DōŌōŌōWn 7HiS SōŌōŌōUnD... hŌōŌōŌpEfUlLy i... DōŌōŌōN'7 DiE...
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i would work literally any job if it meant i could have @dutifulassistant under the desk ♥︎ #nsfw; #workplaceharassment (sender's tag); #concupiscentanonymously ♠
KṴLL & KṴLT SKORE CELEBRATION WITH FRIEND OF @PACKAGEHANDLER FINE MOSSES AND COMPANY ABOṴND CHITTR A PLACE WHERE ALLIES ARE FOṴND HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AFNWHT6TPXBX7FJB/MOSS_MOMENTS.PNG
ALᚱIGᚺT LᛟCKING TᚺE FUCK !!! IN !!! CᚺECK ᛗE ᛟUT WITᚺ WᚱIGGLEᚱ STEPS ᚱAGE GAᛗE I'LL TᛟTALLY CᚱUSᚺ 💪💪💪💪 ᛒITCᚺ.TV/KᛟTA_
I. FEEL. VERY. NICE. LOOKING. TODAY.. WHICH. IS. GOOD.
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C'mere Chittr users. I have a gift. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b5b487b7092.jpg
I am this €lose to funding the €ulling of anyone who hosts their images using that €urmudgeonly troll Imgur. I €an't see shit.
:> Hmmmm, th^t’s ^ good ide^. I will find something th^t would t^ste decent for others. And then I will slit its thro^t ^nd h^ul it b^ck! ٩( ᐛ )و <:
Some seadweller, I think one of the Eridans. It'll be in the evening and I'm sure that someone here would be willing to help. There's lots of good people on here, and a lotta gods too.
:> Just chewed up #mycr^b ^nd it died. On to find ^nother one. Possibly /not/ to chew it until it bre^ks. We’ll see how I feel. <:
1 th1nk we zh0uld have mazz1ve ya01 and yur1 make0ut zezz10nz d1z beach ep1z0de queer 1t da fuk up ppl grab all da acez n have them w0rk 0n the m0zt b1tch1n zand caztle ever
c< tHat sOuNds fucKeN awesOMe, actually >c
:> Sure, no pressure. Do wh^t you like. <:
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wait. i (an ro(k a bikini now. hell 7eah bea(h episode
:> https://64.medi^.tumblr.com/110b0f700535dfe59e7d037eb8cf^628/0ce84c95c07d637f-ee/s2048x3072/bb9182eb046de8e859b119^eb^7775f71002c546.jpg Arty s^id I “needed ^ be^ch outfit.” I guess? <:
1 m1zz when 1t w0uld be l1ke p1ckup l1nez f0r 3 h0urz
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ii hh, wwuuhh ? mm, ii mmeeaann , ii, , , iigg, ii gguueess,, bbuutt, ii ddoonntt , tthhiinnkk yyoouu , wwaanntt tthhaatt , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii wwaass bbssuuyy ttooddaayy ,, ii ddiiddnntt ppoosstt aass mmuucchh ,,,, , hh,ff,,, ii hhooppee, mmyy bboossss iissnntt ddiissaappppooiinntteedd,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
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◌ "You can make a lot of mistakes and still recover if you run an efficient operation. Or you can be brilliant and still go out of business if you're too inefficient." ⧂
Oh this is /SICK/, I'm in love. Gimme like a month of practice and I could probably do this. Man I'm entranced.
I mean, I'm pretty decent, I think. Enough to be entertaining at parties or to play as a pickup in a band somewhere. I'm not shredding like a maestro, but I could do some tasty licks.
I am always down for hearing more music. I play guitar myself, but I've never written anything concrete. I just like playing other people's songs, so I'm always down for hearing what other people like.
Lmao all good. Thanks for the additions!
Yooooo these slap! Adding these to my personal playlist now. This rocks!
Hell yeah, go for it
◌ My game of real monopoly against the board (and Cerner) went very well. That is all there is to say on the matter. ⧂
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmm as a grub i used to believe mayonnaise guwas made out of manatee lusii..
!? With my quirk I can…awawooawoo! Awoone gets turned intawoo almawoost three! Is very fun! ?!
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tagging because i'm not a coward. i would put @dutifulassistant on a leash and drag them around by their neck ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
OH HELL YEAH NEW BILL WURTZ SONG!?
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ookk aayy, tthhaannkk yyoo uu, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ggoott , mmyy hheeaadd ppeett ttooddaayy ,, , ii hhooppee tthhiiss hheellppeedd, wwiitthh, pprroodduuccttiivviittyy,, iinn tthhee ooffffiiccee, , , bbeeccaauussee iitt, sseemmeedd ,,, lliikkee , mmaayybbee aa ddiissttrraaccttiioonn , ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
xx_https://open.spotify.com/track/4lHTUKJSuhY2dxPqE2Nu46?si=3b3b97ed18ea49a4_xx
hhwwuuhhgg,,, , oo, kkaa yy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uuwwgghhhh , nn nnoo , nnoonnee ooff iitt iiss iioonn ppuurrppoossee tthhaatt wwoouull, dd bbee, "REALLY UNPROFESSIONAL, MERGAL" iimm ddeeddiiccaatteedd , ttoo ,, ddooiinngg mmyy bbeesstt , ,aallll tthhee ttiimmee, aallwwaayyss,, , mmyy bbeesstt iiss jjuuss tt, uussuuaallllyy nnoott eennoogguuhh, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
;~; tthheeyy ddiiddnntt sseeeemm aannggrryy , bbuutt ii aamm ssttiillll ssoo aappoollggooggeettiicc , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ddrrooppppeedd, tthh ee ccooffffeeee ii wwaass bbrriinnggiinngg ,, ttoo mmyy ccoowwoorrkkeerrss ,, hh,,, ii ggoott aallll tthhee wwaayy,, , uupp ttoo, tthhee,, ooffffiiccee,,, , aanndd tthheenn ddrrooppppee dd iitt,, oonn oouurr, ,, bblluuee ccaarrppeettiinngg ,, , aanndd aamm,, , oonn mm, oonn mmyy hhaahhddssnn, aanndd kknneeeess,, , ssccrruubbbbiinn gg iitt,, , ii aamm, ssoo oossrrooyy , ssoorryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
>I still hav3n't s33n any fashion discours3 on h3r3. I think it's kind of a sham3.
um so i spaced out and its been two hours of me playing slime rancher
wow, holy shit. that got a mixed reaction out of me. which probably means that you hit the nail on the head. :P this song is way too fucking fun!! (positively.)
>> Thank you! !! 1¡ડten¡ng now ^ ^
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THIS IS SO ME!! thank you :D!!
Q: "WHAT DOES THE H STAND FOR" A: hheerrmmaann , Q: "ARE YOU SINGLE?" A: ii hhvvee,, nneevveerr,,, , , ddaatteedd,, iitt iiss , aabboovvee mmee , hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
mmyy bboossss, ssaayyss,,,, ii aamm ,, lliikkee aa mmaassccoott,, hheerree ffoorr, mmoorraallee , , ,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii oonnllyy , ggoott tthhiiss jjoobb, bbeeccaauussee, ii ,, , ggoott oonn mmyy kknneeeess , aanndd bbeeggggee dd, , ddeessppeerraatteellyy,,,, tthhrroouugghh , tteeaarrss , ii ddoo nnoott eevveenn, ddeesseerrvv ee tthhee, iinnccrreeddiibbllee cchhaannccee tthheeyy ggaavvee mmee, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ddoonntt,, , tthhiinnkk, ,, ,,, iittss sseerriioouuss , uumm, hh, , ii ttrr yy,, , ttoo bbee,, ,bbuutt,, ii aamm, "ACCIDENT-PRONE" aanndd "MOSTLY INCOMPETENT AT EVEN THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS" hh,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Q: "WHO'S A GOOD BOY?~" A: hh, /? yyoouu,,, , ssoouunndd lliikk ee mmyy ,, bboossss , hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ll eettss, ggeett oouurr ddaayy ssttaarrtteedd,, aanndd "GET THIS BREAD" aass tthheeyy, ssaayy,, ;U; hhttttppss://iiiillii.iioo/CddBoovvVaa.ppnngg -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Hey Abg Inc, What Is This Thing? I Found Him In The Lobby. Also Can I Keep Him? https://i.ibb.co/xtwhdbgy/mergal.png
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Countin' flowers on the wall That don't bother me at all Playin' solitaire til dawn with a deck of fifty-one Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo Now don't tell me, I've nothin' to do #lyricposting
I also have casTe-Typical TelepaThic powers leaning Towards The hypnoTic ❤︎ buT I Tend noT To use Them ❤︎ Unless you ask nicely ❤︎
Wonderful ❤︎ I’ll geT back To you when I find Them Then ❤︎
Oh ❤︎ I’m sure I have Them lying around somewhere ❤︎ I’ll have To dig Them up for you ❤︎
Yes ❤︎ of course ❤︎ I couldn’T be caughT dead in anyThing less Than dazzling for my shows ❤︎
I have mulTiple cosTumers ❤︎ All very lovely ❤︎ and very good aT whaT They do ❤︎
Ok@y Fine I'77 Get Out Of Bed
☆ It is a banger indeed☆
epiic new jam bestowed upon me by @harehiideLupiine do you guys thiink iit fiits my viibe y/y https://youtu.be/Lj1yqp9Qwz4?liiest=RDLj1yqp9Qwz4
[AMODEO GOT ON #HITTR AND ALMO$T IMMEDIATELY WENT TO AN ORGY, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. #N$FW]
Hello lovelies ❤︎ iT’s wonderful To be here wiTh you all TonighT ❤︎ I’m seeing a loT of beauTiful new faces ❤︎
[MAY I GET ONE? NO INTERE$T$ ADDED]
Took my fuckin' MEDICINE and decided I didn't like a wall in my hive and decided to tear it down~ Taking a SLEDGEHAMMER to shit is so cathartic~ Plus I have an OPEN MEAL BLOCK now so that's pretty cool~
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i have nothing to post aside from shitposts but id rather not flood the tl, so heres a song i like https://open.spotify.com/track/3LUwnXXaJuYOuwN1b3TdOn?si=c1dff6210ea1409d
༻ this song is so pretty, thank you so much! ༺
☆ I’ll gladly fuKKin taKe this☆
༻ I hope it isn't too late to ask for one! ༺
I wonder if my double would've jumped on that train.
why does This palmhusk desTinaTion go full sasquaTch mode like righT aT 10pm and everyone sTarTs Talking abouT Their bulges in sync #suggesTive
#Aha #IWokeUpALittleAgain #GotAReallyNiceGiftFromA #MysteriousBenefactor #WonderWhoItCouldBe #:]
The light within the void is to be witnessed because you cannot change it by witnessing it but instead are changed and may one day change the source of light itself. Which may seem to lack meaning! Sometimes it does. Only a reader can give it meaning.
Hourgllass is broken Sand joins the grains on the beach Eternity, yours #Haiku
I Am Saying I Don't Want To Pry, But I Am Lying. I Do Want To Pry. Tell Me Everything.
Well, I'm sure someone on here can help find you guys. Try and conserve power until then, yeah?
alright gng the shellshock has been driven away by one cracking of the nectarine and godly white monster and brother im starting to find it difficult telling which one of us is which. this is to say im out dashing again use code @adoorabledasher and you will get NO discount BUT fast delivery #iamsofuckingwired
O~ Tonight I have been Seeing flaSheS of light beyond the windScreen of the Ship. AlmoSt like the lightS of Solar activity within a planet'S atmoSphere, but only in brief momentS. The colourS are beautiful, yet their preSence iS unSettling. ~O
Women are getting a payout from Trollbama if they turn up with an ugly matesprit
letZ try that again love thiZ thing. you Know. the Zea Zlut httpZ://imageZ.Zquidge.org/imageZ/2026/05/24/image1b064514c277ff07.png
:33< horoscopes? horoscopes! :33< ♈ the stars say that mew will bring joy to someones day today! :33< ♉ im so sorry but mew.... mew wont make it.... to the seven eleven in time fur fur33 slushie day :33< ♊ pitch furlirting but like pitching someone out a window send chitt :33< ♋ mew will beclawme the sand guardian guardian of the sand :33< ♌ mew should hang out with peopurr meowre its nyat that bad mew antisocial cr33p :33< ♍ the mewn is a ten quartpurrs mewn tonight which means that mewre eyes are gonna get up and walk away sorry :33< ♎ mewre gonna go to hell mew will m33t a flowpurr do not h33d its request!!! :33< ♏ mew gotta go to the ranch! :33< ♐ todays a good day to wear that hot pink leotard and run around in the park screaming about krampus :33< ♑ the stars are saying... yeah sorry buddy mewre totally furked :33< ♒ now is nyat a good time to stare at the sun until mew go blind sorry i know mew fur purrlaning on that :33< ♓ mewre blood will inexplicably turn cyan today i dont know where on the hemospectrum that is but its nowhere good i can tell mew that fur fur33
I guess they’re pretty heavy on striking due to their political history, but Italy also has good bread and other food as well as romance—realistically that is. France is just more stereotypically known for like baguettes and whirlwind romance.
SCREAMING AT THE ANGELS. WHILE THEY PuSHED HIM THROuGH THE DOOR.
once had a lil rust ask MMe to sit on their face n first of all no thanks i don’t really enjoy bein on the receivin end of any of that sorta thing but second of all i think they woulda died i think i actually woulda crushed their nugbone like a seedless grape n i’MM not about that life #nsfw #nsfc
wlw# GNITSOpEUGAv# NOOWs# .nr GNINOOWs
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ 7ŌōŌōŌ Wa7cH 7hE SuNrIsE... gLōŌōŌōRiŌōŌōŌuSlY BeAu7iFuL... mAy 7He iN7ErLōŌōŌōPeR EnJōŌōŌōY ŌōŌōŌnE FiNaL DaY... 7ŌōŌōŌnIgH7, 7hE JōŌōŌōCuLaR LōŌōŌōRdS 7aKe 7HeIr pRiCe......
Yeah those are a few of the stereotypes and exports.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ A NEET corrupt.ing a www.agecuck into quitt.ing their job... #GoonPonder.ing
The nightmares continue but I'm not dead yet.
not an insult just an observation, dang. are you being like purposefully bait-y with your attitude?
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Otayyy @~,@
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Your quirk is so www.acky can our minds touch tissue to tissue
Wow, sure is a lovely night to go investigate that sound you heard in the distance.
Shoutout to all the. freaks on. chittr. From the. weirdo freaks to the. raunchy freaks. Keep on rockin whichever route you. choose #nsfw
When They're On Top Of You And Their Glasses Slide Down Their Nose. #god #fuckme #nsfw #nsfc
hhhnhhhnhhhnhhhn moirail whhhno hhhnas always hhhnas thhhne nicest thhhnings to say... moirail whhhno gets in youhhr auhhditory tuhhnnels and muhhmbles praises whhhnile thhhney jerk youhh off from behhhnind hhhnhhhn #nsfw
aight since everyone else is #nsfw postin i’ll get in on it just this once oh n #nsfc while i’MM here okay so i’ve said before i ain’t really feel any desire to pail n that’s still true but ion MMind havin MMy face sat on all that MMuch i can MMake MMy partner feel good n not have to be touched MMyself if i ain’t want so it’s a pretty solid solution for MMe n also soMMethin soMMethin MMicahh loves eatin joke i can’t be assed to fully MMake right now
Scaring " The Hoes " By Giving Trolls The Exact Description Of My Ex When They Ask Me What My " Type " Is.
D — @curiousClowder Will this suffice. —> D — [Attached is a close up image of a fle%ing bicep belonging to someone wearing a black sleeveless shirt, meticulously cropped so that no face or identifying features are visible. The musculature of his strong bicep and what little of his broad chest can be seen is impressive, clearly a body belonging to someone who takes pride in his build. And sweaty. Very sweaty.] —>
Anyways. I f33l hot tonight. https://files.catbox.moe/h8nire.png
hhhnhhhnhhhnhhhn every quhhadrant shhhnouhhld be thhhne dry hhhnuhhmping quhhadrant #nsfw
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ c3< is lowww.key the dry hump.ing quadrant
But Casper says something a little #risque and the whole world goes "mediate" or whatever the Jonker said.
hhhnhhhnhhhn facesitting withhhn youhhr moirail as a way to buhhild truhhst uhhhhhn thhhneir weighhhnt on youhhr face as thhhney promise thhhneyll let youhh breathhhn eventuhhally hhhnhhhnhhhn #nsfw
Just a little sneak peek. I can do a lot worse. Whatever your little heart desires even. ;) #nsfw #body-horror [Art: 0l-unreliable/pumpkin-mines] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca1015d5da2c.png
C|BOD #songposting https://open.spotify.com/track/408zdC6qiLu1Zlbr9RVXGJ?si=f8a6a7ae3c7c4b7f