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꒰this ones also good i like dat one꒱
in the MMiddle of a big tornado on the tip of everyone’s tongue in the belly of a giant whale all the girls just wanna have fun in the look of a frightened neighbor in a big warMM cupe at light in a broken elevator in the teeth of a dog that bites in the MMiddle of a revolution in the look of a wriggler’s face in the silence of the dinner table in the stillness of disgrace https://MM.youtube.coMM/watch?v=teVRZp7K7xU&pp=ygUWZ3JhdGl0dWRlIG9pbMMdvIGJvaW5nbw%3D%3D&ra=MM
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5edc2e87752f.jpg goooey garlic and spinach noodle gourd for #GirlDinner
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ ōŌōŌōN 7hE HuN7... FōŌōŌōR 7hE... sŌōŌōŌuRcE ŌōŌōŌf 7He sŌōŌōŌuNd...

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If you don’t want to live on Alternia, or in your current universe, you can just come to Earth-C by the way. There’s not like citizenship or anything. You can just show up.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ rEmInDeR... yŌōŌōŌu cAn aSk mE... aLl kInDs ōŌōŌōF QuEs7iŌōŌōŌnS... aNd eVeN DrAw 7HiNgS... hErE ŌōŌōŌn mY WeBsI7E 7hInG h77Ps://aBaNdŌōŌōŌnEdAnImUs...s7rAw...pAgE pLeAsE Be gEn7lE Wi7h mE... i'vE NeVeR... mAdE A WeBsI7E 7hInG... bEfŌōŌōŌrE......
everythings gonna be ok everythings gonna be FINE and FUCKING DANDY i dont know what to do

Good game!

https://papergames.io/en/r/bw6lEbVIe/108

Whoa sorry I was gettin' dinner prepped. If you want to play still I'd be up for it.
Sxrryyy!!! X((( This is besides the real pxint fxr why I reached xut... I wanted tx ask if I cxuld cxntact yxu privately!!! I've gxt a questixn I need tx ask :000
Ɏ you ha-a-ave to trea-a-at your morta-a-al shell nice so it will trea-a-at you nice in return. usua-a-ally Ɏ

>> You aren't an ¡d¡ot, Curree. A 1OT haડ been go¡n on, g¡ve yourડe1f ડome grace.
His b-o-o--o-o-bies... C-o-o-mpel me.. T-o-o- subscribe and turn -o-o-n n-o-o-tificati-o-o-ns......
okay i know perfect systeMM is a song about soMMe dystopian shit where everyone is the saMMe but it’s still a banger aight like cMMon i’MM in love with you i knowww and i know that you love MMe toooo i’MM in love with you i knowww i’MM in love with everyone toooo tell MMe that shit doesn’t go hard
I øught tø get a møre fłattering icøn, but this øne truły døes cømmunicate my usuał expressiøn when reading Chittr.
LΣT ΦT BΣ SΛΦD THΛT ΦM NΘT HΛTΦNG ΘN THΣ USΣRS ΣNGΛGΦNG ΦN HΘRNΨPΘSTΦNG, Φ KNΣW WHΛT Φ SΦGNΣD UP FΘR WHΣN Φ MΛDΣ MΨ ΛCCΘUNT ΣVΣN ΦF ΦM ΛBSΘLUTΣLΨ DΦSΦNTΣRΣSTΣD ΦN PΛRTΦCΦPΛTΦNG. ΨΘU GΘ GUΨS!

Desperately need someone to praise me whilst my tendrils explore their body every crevice and part of them as I get to feel how truthful district they are. #nsfw
I don't know what "fight night" is but I hope everyone stays safe! -Gary
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i hAvE WōŌōŌōKeN Up... 7ōŌōŌō 7Ha7 AnNōŌōŌōYiNg sŌōŌōŌuNd... ŌōŌōŌnCe mŌōŌōŌrE... bEaS7 i wIlL FiNd yŌōŌōŌu... YōŌōŌōU CaN NōŌōŌō7 HiDe fŌōŌōŌrEvEr...
>+. TODAY I WILL .+> >+. I DUNNO. ANYONE WANT SOME JAMS OR JELLIES .+<

(=^・⩊・^=) < WEARING MY HEARING AIDS SO I CAN JAM TO SOME GOOD ASS MEWSIC!! FURRCK YEAH! THE LORD HAS BLESSED US WITH THESE BEATS!!!
I can’T help buT respecT anyone who can look aT a scuTTlebuggy and Tell me The make and model off The Top of Their pan ❤︎ I could noT do ThaT ❤︎ and iT is so fascinaTing ❤︎
I FEEL LIKE EXPLODING WITH THE CRUSHING WEIGHT OF BOREDOM

There's some like online games you can play with folks maybe? https://papergames.io is a good place for that
Cxntest...??? I hxpe it dxesn't reach that pxint then!!! I dxn't have much xf a cxmpetitive spirit!!! X))) I just wanna dx what I think is right!!! :)))

Someone's mad they ain't invited to the warmblood cookout anymore
Uh... Sure!!! Sxrry!!! Sxmetimes wxrds cxme xut befxre thxughts (There's a pxint system nxw???)
Hehehe!!! Thanks Ms Inxuwe!!! Always happy tx help!!! :DDD We all slip up every nxw and then... Even repxrters!!! (Yxu shxuld see my initial drafts... Txtal messes!!!)
Xh!!! Sure!!! (Test???) Uhm... I'll keep in txuch!!! Have a gxxd light Ms Inxuwe!!!
Gxlly I mean... A little... Ha ha... I just dxn't give it much thxught!!! If I'm prey then I'm the stubbxrn sxrt!!! Plenty xf beasts xn the lxwer end xf the fxxd chain knxw hxw tx tussle!!! >:)))
Huh!!!... And if I had a caegar fxr every time a persxn likened me tx prey... ...Huh :((( I'm... Nxt finishing that thxught I've decided!!! Sxrry Ms Inxuwe!!! X)))
Pitiful... Pah!!! Nxthing pitiful abxut me!!! I'm a perfectly nxrmal and well adjusted trxll just like yxu!!! X))) ...I like tx think I'm wiser than that... But yxu're right abxut the risk :((( It's just sxmething I have tx live with a lxt xf the time...
Xkay I wxuld like tx create a minxr addendum tx my last chitt!!! I hate cxnmen a little mxre than I hate pimps...
Fxr newbie gentlemen; begin by learning the etiquette xf yxur lxcal culture... Frxm there span xut and learn xther cultures!!! This can gx sx far as tx learning greetings and cxmmxn phrases in languages yxu expect tx run intx xften... This is integral tx ensure that yxu remain as gentlemanly as pxssible!!! :DDD #GentlemanAdvice

mak1ng a new playl1st on company t1me s1nce 1ts k1nda slow ton1ght

clown t|ts cl|ts |f u w|ll #edsb|tchesp|deose

oh yeah i forgot lol im at the #edsbeachepisode thing now
=oXO saying it again because it,s so very true, i love¡¡¡¡¡ my friends¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ =oXO
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i'm gŌōŌōŌiNg... 7ōŌōŌō hUn7 DōŌōŌōWn 7HiS SōŌōŌōUnD... hŌōŌōŌpEfUlLy i... DōŌōŌōN'7 DiE...
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i would work literally any job if it meant i could have @dutifulassistant under the desk ♥︎ #nsfw; #workplaceharassment (sender's tag); #concupiscentanonymously ♠
KṴLL & KṴLT SKORE CELEBRATION WITH FRIEND OF @PACKAGEHANDLER FINE MOSSES AND COMPANY ABOṴND CHITTR A PLACE WHERE ALLIES ARE FOṴND HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AFNWHT6TPXBX7FJB/MOSS_MOMENTS.PNG
ALᚱIGᚺT LᛟCKING TᚺE FUCK !!! IN !!! CᚺECK ᛗE ᛟUT WITᚺ WᚱIGGLEᚱ STEPS ᚱAGE GAᛗE I'LL TᛟTALLY CᚱUSᚺ 💪💪💪💪 ᛒITCᚺ.TV/KᛟTA_
I. FEEL. VERY. NICE. LOOKING. TODAY.. WHICH. IS. GOOD.
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C'mere Chittr users. I have a gift. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b5b487b7092.jpg
I am this €lose to funding the €ulling of anyone who hosts their images using that €urmudgeonly troll Imgur. I €an't see shit.
:> Hmmmm, th^t’s ^ good ide^. I will find something th^t would t^ste decent for others. And then I will slit its thro^t ^nd h^ul it b^ck! ٩( ᐛ )و <:

Some seadweller, I think one of the Eridans. It'll be in the evening and I'm sure that someone here would be willing to help. There's lots of good people on here, and a lotta gods too.
:> Just chewed up #mycr^b ^nd it died. On to find ^nother one. Possibly /not/ to chew it until it bre^ks. We’ll see how I feel. <:
1 th1nk we zh0uld have mazz1ve ya01 and yur1 make0ut zezz10nz d1z beach ep1z0de queer 1t da fuk up ppl grab all da acez n have them w0rk 0n the m0zt b1tch1n zand caztle ever

c< tHat sOuNds fucKeN awesOMe, actually >c
:> Sure, no pressure. Do wh^t you like. <:

x wxn’t bx jxxnxng thx bxxch trxp bxcxxsx x cxnnxt swxm 3: bxt x hxpx xvxryxnx hxs fxn ^^

wait. i (an ro(k a bikini now. hell 7eah bea(h episode
:> https://64.medi^.tumblr.com/110b0f700535dfe59e7d037eb8cf^628/0ce84c95c07d637f-ee/s2048x3072/bb9182eb046de8e859b119^eb^7775f71002c546.jpg Arty s^id I “needed ^ be^ch outfit.” I guess? <:
1 m1zz when 1t w0uld be l1ke p1ckup l1nez f0r 3 h0urz
Any0ne here 1z welc0me 2 try and take me 1’d b pretty fuk1n funny 2 zee h0w dat w0uld g0
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ii wwaass ttrryyiinn gg mmyy bbeesstt , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii hh, wwuuhh ? mm, ii mmeeaann , ii, , , iigg, ii gguueess,, bbuutt, ii ddoonntt , tthhiinnkk yyoouu , wwaanntt tthhaatt , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii wwaass bbssuuyy ttooddaayy ,, ii ddiiddnntt ppoosstt aass mmuucchh ,,,, , hh,ff,,, ii hhooppee, mmyy bboossss iissnntt ddiissaappppooiinntteedd,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

◌ "You can make a lot of mistakes and still recover if you run an efficient operation. Or you can be brilliant and still go out of business if you're too inefficient." ⧂

Oh this is /SICK/, I'm in love. Gimme like a month of practice and I could probably do this. Man I'm entranced.

I mean, I'm pretty decent, I think. Enough to be entertaining at parties or to play as a pickup in a band somewhere. I'm not shredding like a maestro, but I could do some tasty licks.

I am always down for hearing more music. I play guitar myself, but I've never written anything concrete. I just like playing other people's songs, so I'm always down for hearing what other people like.

Lmao all good. Thanks for the additions!

Yooooo these slap! Adding these to my personal playlist now. This rocks!

Hell yeah, go for it

◌ My game of real monopoly against the board (and Cerner) went very well. That is all there is to say on the matter. ⧂

(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmm as a grub i used to believe mayonnaise guwas made out of manatee lusii..
!? With my quirk I can…awawooawoo! Awoone gets turned intawoo almawoost three! Is very fun! ?!
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tagging because i'm not a coward. i would put @dutifulassistant on a leash and drag them around by their neck ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠

OH HELL YEAH NEW BILL WURTZ SONG!?
ookk aa yy -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
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iivv,ee bbeeeenn ttoolldd iitt iiss ,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ookk aayy, tthhaannkk yyoo uu, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ggoott , mmyy hheeaadd ppeett ttooddaayy ,, , ii hhooppee tthhiiss hheellppeedd, wwiitthh, pprroodduuccttiivviittyy,, iinn tthhee ooffffiiccee, , , bbeeccaauussee iitt, sseemmeedd ,,, lliikkee , mmaayybbee aa ddiissttrraaccttiioonn , ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

xx_https://open.spotify.com/track/4lHTUKJSuhY2dxPqE2Nu46?si=3b3b97ed18ea49a4_xx
hhwwuuhhgg,,, , oo, kkaa yy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uuwwgghhhh , nn nnoo , nnoonnee ooff iitt iiss iioonn ppuurrppoossee tthhaatt wwoouull, dd bbee, "REALLY UNPROFESSIONAL, MERGAL" iimm ddeeddiiccaatteedd , ttoo ,, ddooiinngg mmyy bbeesstt , ,aallll tthhee ttiimmee, aallwwaayyss,, , mmyy bbeesstt iiss jjuuss tt, uussuuaallllyy nnoott eennoogguuhh, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
;~; tthheeyy ddiiddnntt sseeeemm aannggrryy , bbuutt ii aamm ssttiillll ssoo aappoollggooggeettiicc , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ddrrooppppeedd, tthh ee ccooffffeeee ii wwaass bbrriinnggiinngg ,, ttoo mmyy ccoowwoorrkkeerrss ,, hh,,, ii ggoott aallll tthhee wwaayy,, , uupp ttoo, tthhee,, ooffffiiccee,,, , aanndd tthheenn ddrrooppppee dd iitt,, oonn oouurr, ,, bblluuee ccaarrppeettiinngg ,, , aanndd aamm,, , oonn mm, oonn mmyy hhaahhddssnn, aanndd kknneeeess,, , ssccrruubbbbiinn gg iitt,, , ii aamm, ssoo oossrrooyy , ssoorryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
>I still hav3n't s33n any fashion discours3 on h3r3. I think it's kind of a sham3.

um so i spaced out and its been two hours of me playing slime rancher
wow, holy shit. that got a mixed reaction out of me. which probably means that you hit the nail on the head. :P this song is way too fucking fun!! (positively.)

>> Thank you! !! 1¡ડten¡ng now ^ ^

>> Yeડ!! P1eaડe do
Q: "WHAT DOES THE H STAND FOR" A: hheerrmmaann , Q: "ARE YOU SINGLE?" A: ii hhvvee,, nneevveerr,,, , , ddaatteedd,, iitt iiss , aabboovvee mmee , hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
mmyy bboossss, ssaayyss,,,, ii aamm ,, lliikkee aa mmaassccoott,, hheerree ffoorr, mmoorraallee , , ,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii oonnllyy , ggoott tthhiiss jjoobb, bbeeccaauussee, ii ,, , ggoott oonn mmyy kknneeeess , aanndd bbeeggggee dd, , ddeessppeerraatteellyy,,,, tthhrroouugghh , tteeaarrss , ii ddoo nnoott eevveenn, ddeesseerrvv ee tthhee, iinnccrreeddiibbllee cchhaannccee tthheeyy ggaavvee mmee, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ddoonntt,, , tthhiinnkk, ,, ,,, iittss sseerriioouuss , uumm, hh, , ii ttrr yy,, , ttoo bbee,, ,bbuutt,, ii aamm, "ACCIDENT-PRONE" aanndd "MOSTLY INCOMPETENT AT EVEN THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS" hh,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Q: "WHO'S A GOOD BOY?~" A: hh, /? yyoouu,,, , ssoouunndd lliikk ee mmyy ,, bboossss , hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ll eettss, ggeett oouurr ddaayy ssttaarrtteedd,, aanndd "GET THIS BREAD" aass tthheeyy, ssaayy,, ;U; hhttttppss://iiiillii.iioo/CddBoovvVaa.ppnngg -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
oo,, ookkaayy,, , tthhnnaammkk yyoouu, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
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Countin' flowers on the wall That don't bother me at all Playin' solitaire til dawn with a deck of fifty-one Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo Now don't tell me, I've nothin' to do #lyricposting
I also have casTe-Typical TelepaThic powers leaning Towards The hypnoTic ❤︎ buT I Tend noT To use Them ❤︎ Unless you ask nicely ❤︎
Wonderful ❤︎ I’ll geT back To you when I find Them Then ❤︎
Oh ❤︎ I’m sure I have Them lying around somewhere ❤︎ I’ll have To dig Them up for you ❤︎
Yes ❤︎ of course ❤︎ I couldn’T be caughT dead in anyThing less Than dazzling for my shows ❤︎
I have mulTiple cosTumers ❤︎ All very lovely ❤︎ and very good aT whaT They do ❤︎
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[AMODEO GOT ON #HITTR AND ALMO$T IMMEDIATELY WENT TO AN ORGY, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. #N$FW]
Hello lovelies ❤︎ iT’s wonderful To be here wiTh you all TonighT ❤︎ I’m seeing a loT of beauTiful new faces ❤︎
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[MAY I GET ONE? NO INTERE$T$ ADDED]

Took my fuckin' MEDICINE and decided I didn't like a wall in my hive and decided to tear it down~ Taking a SLEDGEHAMMER to shit is so cathartic~ Plus I have an OPEN MEAL BLOCK now so that's pretty cool~
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i have nothing to post aside from shitposts but id rather not flood the tl, so heres a song i like https://open.spotify.com/track/3LUwnXXaJuYOuwN1b3TdOn?si=c1dff6210ea1409d
༻ this song is so pretty, thank you so much! ༺
༻ I hope it isn't too late to ask for one! ༺
I wonder if my double would've jumped on that train.
why does This palmhusk desTinaTion go full sasquaTch mode like righT aT 10pm and everyone sTarTs Talking abouT Their bulges in sync #suggesTive
The light within the void is to be witnessed because you cannot change it by witnessing it but instead are changed and may one day change the source of light itself. Which may seem to lack meaning! Sometimes it does. Only a reader can give it meaning.
I Am Saying I Don't Want To Pry, But I Am Lying. I Do Want To Pry. Tell Me Everything.

Well, I'm sure someone on here can help find you guys. Try and conserve power until then, yeah?
alright gng the shellshock has been driven away by one cracking of the nectarine and godly white monster and brother im starting to find it difficult telling which one of us is which. this is to say im out dashing again use code @adoorabledasher and you will get NO discount BUT fast delivery #iamsofuckingwired
O~ Tonight I have been Seeing flaSheS of light beyond the windScreen of the Ship. AlmoSt like the lightS of Solar activity within a planet'S atmoSphere, but only in brief momentS. The colourS are beautiful, yet their preSence iS unSettling. ~O

Women are getting a payout from Trollbama if they turn up with an ugly matesprit
letZ try that again love thiZ thing. you Know. the Zea Zlut httpZ://imageZ.Zquidge.org/imageZ/2026/05/24/image1b064514c277ff07.png

:33< horoscopes? horoscopes! :33< ♈ the stars say that mew will bring joy to someones day today! :33< ♉ im so sorry but mew.... mew wont make it.... to the seven eleven in time fur fur33 slushie day :33< ♊ pitch furlirting but like pitching someone out a window send chitt :33< ♋ mew will beclawme the sand guardian guardian of the sand :33< ♌ mew should hang out with peopurr meowre its nyat that bad mew antisocial cr33p :33< ♍ the mewn is a ten quartpurrs mewn tonight which means that mewre eyes are gonna get up and walk away sorry :33< ♎ mewre gonna go to hell mew will m33t a flowpurr do not h33d its request!!! :33< ♏ mew gotta go to the ranch! :33< ♐ todays a good day to wear that hot pink leotard and run around in the park screaming about krampus :33< ♑ the stars are saying... yeah sorry buddy mewre totally furked :33< ♒ now is nyat a good time to stare at the sun until mew go blind sorry i know mew fur purrlaning on that :33< ♓ mewre blood will inexplicably turn cyan today i dont know where on the hemospectrum that is but its nowhere good i can tell mew that fur fur33

I guess they’re pretty heavy on striking due to their political history, but Italy also has good bread and other food as well as romance—realistically that is. France is just more stereotypically known for like baguettes and whirlwind romance.
once had a lil rust ask MMe to sit on their face n first of all no thanks i don’t really enjoy bein on the receivin end of any of that sorta thing but second of all i think they woulda died i think i actually woulda crushed their nugbone like a seedless grape n i’MM not about that life #nsfw #nsfc
wlw# GNITSOpEUGAv# NOOWs# .nr GNINOOWs
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ 7ŌōŌōŌ Wa7cH 7hE SuNrIsE... gLōŌōŌōRiŌōŌōŌuSlY BeAu7iFuL... mAy 7He iN7ErLōŌōŌōPeR EnJōŌōŌōY ŌōŌōŌnE FiNaL DaY... 7ŌōŌōŌnIgH7, 7hE JōŌōŌōCuLaR LōŌōŌōRdS 7aKe 7HeIr pRiCe......

Yeah those are a few of the stereotypes and exports.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ A NEET corrupt.ing a www.agecuck into quitt.ing their job... #GoonPonder.ing

The nightmares continue but I'm not dead yet.

not an insult just an observation, dang. are you being like purposefully bait-y with your attitude?
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Otayyy @~,@
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Your quirk is so www.acky can our minds touch tissue to tissue
Wow, sure is a lovely night to go investigate that sound you heard in the distance.
Shoutout to all the. freaks on. chittr. From the. weirdo freaks to the. raunchy freaks. Keep on rockin whichever route you. choose #nsfw
When They're On Top Of You And Their Glasses Slide Down Their Nose. #god #fuckme #nsfw #nsfc

hhhnhhhnhhhnhhhn moirail whhhno hhhnas always hhhnas thhhne nicest thhhnings to say... moirail whhhno gets in youhhr auhhditory tuhhnnels and muhhmbles praises whhhnile thhhney jerk youhh off from behhhnind hhhnhhhn #nsfw
aight since everyone else is #nsfw postin i’ll get in on it just this once oh n #nsfc while i’MM here okay so i’ve said before i ain’t really feel any desire to pail n that’s still true but ion MMind havin MMy face sat on all that MMuch i can MMake MMy partner feel good n not have to be touched MMyself if i ain’t want so it’s a pretty solid solution for MMe n also soMMethin soMMethin MMicahh loves eatin joke i can’t be assed to fully MMake right now
Scaring " The Hoes " By Giving Trolls The Exact Description Of My Ex When They Ask Me What My " Type " Is.
D — @curiousClowder Will this suffice. —> D — [Attached is a close up image of a fle%ing bicep belonging to someone wearing a black sleeveless shirt, meticulously cropped so that no face or identifying features are visible. The musculature of his strong bicep and what little of his broad chest can be seen is impressive, clearly a body belonging to someone who takes pride in his build. And sweaty. Very sweaty.] —>

Anyways. I f33l hot tonight. https://files.catbox.moe/h8nire.png

hhhnhhhnhhhnhhhn every quhhadrant shhhnouhhld be thhhne dry hhhnuhhmping quhhadrant #nsfw
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ c3< is lowww.key the dry hump.ing quadrant
Everytime 「「TOTAL ECLIPSE」」doesn't echo me I make him do an embarrassing dance. Everytime 「「TOTAL ECLIPSE」」doesn't echo me I make him do an embarrassing dance.

But Casper says something a little #risque and the whole world goes "mediate" or whatever the Jonker said.

hhhnhhhnhhhn facesitting withhhn youhhr moirail as a way to buhhild truhhst uhhhhhn thhhneir weighhhnt on youhhr face as thhhney promise thhhneyll let youhh breathhhn eventuhhally hhhnhhhnhhhn #nsfw

♣️s are an incredibly important quadrant! Being someone's auspitice to help keep two incompatible tro\\s from being a rea\\y toxic spades! You're not just automatica\\y sitting to the side while the other two get together--you gotta keep 'em apart! Or be actively involved with what's happening to keep two people from cu\\ing each other or taking things in a rea\\y unhealthy, unbalanced pairing! ♡☆♡

C|BOD #songposting https://open.spotify.com/track/408zdC6qiLu1Zlbr9RVXGJ?si=f8a6a7ae3c7c4b7f





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