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Anyone typing in fluorescent neon fuck your eyeballs and the horse they road in on colors, my optometrist would like a word.
Fun s.o°da fact: TaB hates y.o°u and wants y.o°u dead an evilan deceitful s.o°da
A warrior who goe⁻s into battle⁻ without re⁻ason should have⁻ no e⁻xpe⁻ctation to win.
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She was DATA SCRAPING meanwhile Darlin is LOST IN THE WOODS And there might be a fish chasing her. #itscauseyoualwaysonthatdamnphone
Strive vers. 2.0 is precisely the nerf I needed. Pot felt too simple, hoped for some weighted cuffs for myself so I could begin enjoying things.
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
not sure. how to feel. about. this one. more #beetleart. for #beetleweek https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/08/Untitled456.png
i might explode.
:33< there should be more shows about cats! :33< and cat like beasts!
I s[][]ould be fucking retired.
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SO MANY CUTE LITTLE YELLOWBLOODS IN MY NOTIFICATIONS.
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[took Lulu on his animal trips. … When she turned ten, her father decided that Lulu should live in one place for a while. That’s when she came to Wiggins to stay with her grandmother.’” “What? No!” Pawnee said, recoiling from Anna. “My mother didn’t die, she eloped with Joe Biden. And I live with Greg Daniels and Michael Schur, not my grandmother. And I’m not a girl named Lulu, I’m the city of Pawnee, Indiana!” Pam furrowed her brow. “That doesn’t sound quire right …” “Exactly!” Anna said excitedly. “Because it makes no fucking sense! Pawnee, you were supposed to be a normal girl, population: one. I mean, how the fuck can someone even be simultaneously a city and a girl anyway?! It’s literally nonsensical. And it’s all because—” she jabbed an accusatory finger towards Dirk “—of him. Like I explained to you earlier, we’re all the product of two stories, a primary one written by Jeanne Betancourt, and an overlaid one written by him. Lulu is who you were in Betancourt’s book, but his rewrite changed you into Pawnee, Indiana. Thanks to his meddling, your whole past, your whole identity, has been replaced. You’re not a city, your father isn’t Ron Swanson, and all your memories before we found that cat aren’t real.” Pawnee was clutching her head, reeling in shock. Can you blame her? She just got some really fucking heavy news. I think we can all understand if she needs to sit the next few paragraphs out while she deals with this stuff. “Hang on,” Pam said to Anna, while Pawnee staggered over to a tree and leaned against it. “Her memories aren’t ‘real’? But Anna, are our memories any more real than hers? If we’re characters in a book like you explained to us while we were hidden by your… arm juice… light… thingy, then how are we different from Pawnee? We’re all just assembled fictions.” “Okay, yes,” Anna said, “But most of our memories and personalities are from the real text, the original one, the right one.” “But that’s what I’m saying,” Pam replied, as Pawnee slumped to the ground. “Why is that text ‘right’? It’s the original one, sure, but why does originality have any moral value attached to it?” “And really,” Dirk interjected, breaking his spectatorial silence, “one could argue that while Betancourt’s text is original, mine has more originality. There are literally hundreds of children’s books about ponies and horses and other such equine falderal. But how many books can you think of in which one of those ponies chats with a demonic cat about cephalophores, scripture, and Dostoevsky novels? That shit ain’t in Black Beauty, I promise you that.” “Stop trying to confuse the matter!” Anna snapped at him. “Pam, do you really not feel it? The sense that this isn’t who we’re supposed to be, how we’re supposed to be?” “Who cares about ‘supposed to,’” Pam said, “it’s how we are!” “Anna’s right,” Dirk said calmly. “This world is wrong. It’s rough and sleazy and ridiculous. But the world that it used to be was saccharine and sterilized and flat. It was a world of innocence, yes, but also of ignorance. I didn’t just change it — I improved it.” “No,” Anna said as she slowly turned to face Dirk. “No, don’t you fucking stand there and tell me that you honestly think this is better.” Dirk shrugged. “It’s more interesting. Don’t you agree, Pam?” “Stop trying to turn us against each other!” Anna yelled. “Look at Pawnee over there. I would be pointing at her, but you fucking made me saw off my own left arm. How dare you say that Pawnee’s better off? She’s miserable! She doesn’t know her real family, she has no stable concept of self because she thinks she’s a city, and she’s an alcoholic. She has a serious problem, Dirk! You keep using that phrase as a callback joke, but it’s not fucking funny. And the worst part is, we couldn’t help her. You forced me and Pam to stand by and watch while Pawnee destroyed herself. I mean, what kind of friends would see that and not try to help? Pretty awful fucking friends, that’s who.” Dirk was starting to look uncomfortable again. “Maybe Pam’s right,” Anna said to Dirk. “Maybe your version of our story isn’t ontologically or metaphysically ‘wrong.’ But it’s sure as hell morally wrong.” Pawnee unsteadily rose to her feet, having apparently jerry-rigged her ego back together with twine and duct tape after it had been blasted apart by Anna. Pam rushed to Pawnee’s side, ostensibly to help steady her, but also because she was frightened. Anna was changing, charging, reverting to that chilling, supernatural state beyond humanity. “It is wrong,” Anna continued, “and we — all of us in the story — have been wronged. By you.” “And wrongs must be redressed,” Dirk said, calmer now. Another moment of absolute silence in the clearing.] #DetectivePony
➳ you guys really like chittr !!! hehe
donnt take that test. theyre gatherinng metrics. to see who will fall for propagannda the easiest.
Depends. Do you think you're actively being followed? There's always taking 4 right or left turns in a row (making a square). Anyone who follows you for that is almost def following you. Making sure you have someone with you when you go places is also a really good idea. Here's hoping you don't have one, or if you do they fuck off soon!!
× Restraining Order, Murder Them, And Or Make Sure That They WVon't Escalate ×
☥rap †hem, and experimen†.
i am afraid i have only bad and extremely ill advised advice for this specifically
fuck this. im gonna get drunk and jerk off. #nsfw #substances
D --> A hobby would be a very good idea D --> Especially if you do not want to stop being a maid D --> Though I still think you should try to find better employers D --> And if you ever need to be e%tricated in order to do so let me know
|| THE MILITARY TORTURE SURVIVAL TRAINING IS GOING TO COME IN CLUTCH | OVER ||
|| RUN BARKBEAST | RUN FAR INTO THAT GENTLE NIGHT | OVER ||
|| KEEP THE SPELLBOOK AT BAY | IM NOT GETTING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT DAMN SITE | OVER ||
I SAY IT SOBER TO MY FRIENDS PRIVATELY CHITTR IS A WHOLE OTHER STORY
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D --> Hm D --> Perhaps it is simply doing the same thing that has you troubled D --> One of my maids/matesprits, Kara D --> She works only 3 days at my hive, but she also works a couple days at a bakery as well, since she loves baking D --> Perhaps you just need to mi% it up a little
:33 < i can put my whole fist in my mouth :33 < is that hot?
opens chittr +5 phychic damage opens twitter +500 psychic damage ill stick to this one
near forgot to give y'all yer prize #nsfw [Multiple pictures, followed by a video, all of him bouncing on a large dildo, his chest and neck flushed red. His back was arched, legs spread, as he moved. He gave soft noises, still pretty quiet as usual.]
|| IM NOT TAKING THAT FUCKING TEST | YOU CANT MAKE ME | YOU COULD WATERBOARD FROM DUSK TIL DAWN AND I WOULDNT ANSWER A SINGLE QUESTION DEAR GOD | OVER ||
FINGERS IN MOUTH IS HOT #NSFW
:33 < i attack anything that moves :33 < and i eat anything that looks edible :33 < and i take naps in sunshine
[“It’s over, Brandy,” the doctor bellowed over the shrieking wind. “Can’t you see that you’ve lost? I’ve already released the hostages. And—” he stepped over the body of the panther that still lay sprawled on the ground “—and I’ve found the sacred katana! Just tell me how to disarm the bomb and I’ll let you live.” Brandy laughed a joyless laugh as he grabbed the last Fabergé egg off the billiard table and hurled it out the window. It was instantly consumed by the blizzard. Dr. Crandal winced. “Even if I know where it is,” Brandy said, his accent thick, “what makes you think I know how to disarm it?” His limp was getting more pronounced by the minute. “Queen’s rook to A4,” he yelled as another strong gust of wind made the chandelier swing even more erratically. “Bishop to A4,” Dr. Crandal immediately countered, inching closer to Brandy. “Check.” The orphans watching from the second floor balcony gasped and huddled closer together, clutching the black leather briefcase as if their lives depended on it. And they did. A sly grin spread across Brandy’s face. “Good Herr Doktor,” he said, also drawing in closer, “I knew I could count on you. King to D7. Check.” Now it was Dr. Crandal who laughed, moving closer still, until the two men were inches apart. “I knew you’d know that. And knowing that you’d know, I knew that you’d be so eager to lure me into your trap that you’d get careless. Pawn to C6.” They now stood nose to nose, each man’s gun pressing directly against the other’s chest. “Checkmate.” “We both always knew it would end this way, didn’t we?” Brandy said, barely whispering. “Yes, we did,” Dr. Crandal replied in the same tone. “I’m sorry… brother.” The chandelier’s chain snapped. Both men pulled the trigger. “God damn it, what did I say last time?” Dirk yelled to the narrative. “Stay over here and fucking behave yourself! Christ.” The narrative hung its head abashedly and crept back towards Dirk, leaving the abandoned ski lodge and its story to be forever unfinished. “I don’t know where you were,” Dirk said to the disobedient narrative, “but wherever it was, I’m sure it was less interesting than what’s happening here.” The narrative settled back into Dirk’s head with a resentful grumble. “Can I ask my fucking question now?” Pawnee said. “Or do I need to passively sit through more of your horseshit?” “Sorry, I think I’ve got it under control now,” Dirk said. “Just gotta keep a tighter leash on it. It’s dangerous to give stuff like that too much autonomy. Trust me, I know.” “Ignore him,” Anna said. “Just go ahead and ask me.” Pawnee took a deep breath and all but shouted: “Who the fuck is my real father?” “Oh yeah,” Dirk said, perking up, “I forgot about that subplot. I’ve got an easy answer to that one: nobody. Or, I guess, whoever I said it was the first time. Ron Swanson, right? But yeah, there was no big reveal planned. It was only a silly overdramatic one-liner, a throwaway joke. Just like almost everything else about your character. Wait, shit, that came out wrong. I mean—” “I know who it is,” Pam said suddenly. “I don’t know how I know, but I do.” Pawnee turned to face Pam. “Tell me,” she said. “I need to know.” Pam lightly touched her friend’s shoulder. “Your real father’s name is…” “Cliffhanger?” Dirk whispered hopefully. Anna shushed him. “…Mr. Sanders, the naturalist,” Pam said. Silence. Not a pregnant silence, or a shocked silence, or an anticipatory silence. Just a flat, thudding silence. The kind of silence that happens when a stage actor forgets a cue line, or when two old friends discover that they no longer have anything in common, or when children at a birthday party break open a piñata, and it turns out there isn’t any candy inside, just, for some inexplicable reason, dozens of ballpoint pens, which isn’t bad, really, because they’re pretty nice pens, but at the same time it’s a little disappointing, because the kids (reasonably) expected candy, so, you know… It was a silence as if the whole world was saying, “…Oh.” “…Oh,” said Pawnee. “Who… who’s that?” “I have no fucking idea,” said Pam. “I don’t even know how I knew that name.” “Your father, Pawnee,” Anna said, gently putting her hand on Pawnee’s shoulder. She shrugged it off. “‘He went to faraway places to study animals like elephants and monkeys. Lulu’s mother died when Lulu was four years old.’” “Lulu?” Pawnee interrupted. “That woman who left with Acorn called me Lulu too. Who is that?” “That’s you, Pawnee,” Anna said. “Or, the version of you in the original story. ‘After that, Lulu’s father] #DetectivePony #CreativeOmega
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:33 < *sits on the top of the refrigerator, eating a box of goldfish by the fistful beclaws equihiss isn't home to tell me not to.*
Oh, I thought we were doing a bit. I was using my beam that makes you not pay attention.
Idk I'm not paying attention
There's A Fine Line Between Showing Hole And Being A Hole. #bars #nsfw
ÜN ÜN ÜN 𓀂𓀇𓀉𓀍𓀠𓁀𓁂𓀱𓁉𓀿𓀪𓁶𓂧𓂮𓂫𓃹𓃳𓄜𓄲𓄓𓅆𓅢𓅼𓆀𓆾𓈙𓉒𓉼𓊪𓋜𓋒𓍲𓎳𓁀𓄲𓅢 ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN 4444444444444000000000RRRRX7 01001000 0110101 01101000 01100101 0010000 01001001 0010000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01111000 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01101111 01110000 01101111 01101111 00100000 01110000 01110000
7H1NK1NG 480U7 7H053 N01535 R3G1R0CK M4D3 1N 7H3 4MN13. ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN
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Not paying attention at all beam
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You ain't the birthday.
I will not be taking that te§t everyone i§ taking. I already know what I am, I do not need it to tell me.
You guys couldn't even bribe me to do that fucking test.
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1M 7H3 0PP05173 0F N0NCH4L4N7 #CH4L4N7
No, no. Trust me... I'm into the whole all of teals. You have to believe me bro.
:33< the secret counsel has spoken :33< i am kitty!!!
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:33 < boutta make this dirk boy go bankrupt
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I have been ordered to Post Horse at once. @equiusZahhak https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/bullshit%20for%20chittr/horsecat.png
~hot take: troll chili’s is gross actually
why do true crime shows always go so this was the culprit or were they and then they continue to tell u they were the criminal
I might like men. Fuckk.
I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A HORSE.
I ONLY LIKE SMILE DOG. THEY SAY TO ME "KARKAT WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN" YOU COULD BE LIKE SMILE DOG