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alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
Do not proposition me. My compllaints are not an invitation, nor an impllication of desire. I do not and will never want ANY of you vermin in that capacity.
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry
I do. I think you shoulld die
Why does the grass billow in the wind? It just does.
I haunt to pllease.
Allready dead, idiot. Good lluck.
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
Can Love Bloom On The Battlef|eld? The Answer, Unfortunately, |s Yes. And When, Not |f, |t Happens |ts Almost Always The Same. The Equat|on Of Chang|ng Pr|or|t|es To Grow|ng Up. " We Aren't Pupa Pan, We Aren't Go|ng To Be K|ds Play|ng Games |n Treeh|ves Forever". Revolt|ng. To Have Comm|tment So Weak W|th Wasted Talent |s Always A Shame To See. Ptolmy Kanast, Future K|ng Of Games, W|ll D|e F|ght|ng, Not |n Some Couples Retreat.
What is this llittlle green man I have been sent. Do not compare me to him.
That's right. Correct my pronouns boy.
Why don't you get ahead of schedulle and go rot in a gutter somewhere?
I don't want to.
Llet it not be said that Lllevyn Bllaidd does not still drop nucllear grade weaponry upon the foollish. Gaze upon my works, ye Mighty, and Despair.
Oh I do so miss the nights of wallking into a crowded bar and llistening as every conversion drops off, one by one. There is something of a high there, it allmost made me understand fuschias. The instant command of everyone's attention, respect. Adoration. Fear. You don't get that anymore when you're dead. I have my memories at lleast.
Too many gollds today. Not worth Sheparding. Gollds either don't llisten to advice in the first pllace or bllow everything up in a counterproductive mess. Speaking from experience.
♥ pitch romance is fucking awesome never let anyone tell you otherwise ♥
ALTERNIANS WOULDN'T HAVE SURVIVED IF IT WASN'T FOR MY INFLUENCE. YOU ALL WOULD HAVE BEEN SOFTIES LIKE THE BEFORIANS.
Good sports about it though. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Llet's be fully honest with oursellves. Discard what llittlle modesty you have lleft. You cllearlly do not vallue it. You are far hornier than every "next guy" within the nearest 3 sollar systems.
Gllad to hear it. Personally I bellieve I provide a service.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
To reiterate, the #OldYoutubePlaylist will air from 11 AM EST tomorrow morning until it ends, which presumably will be around 8 PM. All are welcome to attend. I'll be posting the link shortly before airtime and throughout the day. Feel free to blacklist #OldYoutubePlaylist to avoid the reminders. DISCLAIMER. I am merely purporting to have cultivated an ERA-ACCURATE playlist. I cannot speak to your personal enjoyment. If you get onto the OLD YOUTUBE PLAYLIST and find the comedic stylings of "Like Mah Status," "Fred Goes Swimming," "Charlie the Unicorn," and "Taking The Hobbits to Isengard" to be dated and blase, I CANNOT HELP YOU. :B See you there!
if i see one more a you beforus milksops usin cull in the alternian sense just knoww i got you fuckin clocked as a larper you are NOT like us no matter howw much you wwish it wwere so #ourcultureisnotacostume #calloutpost #vvaguepost #instigating
It is always "The Seer does this" or "The Seer guides that". Nobody considers how the Seer feels about doing that. I don't much believe the Seer enjoys it.
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
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I SUPPOSE IT WOULDN'T HURT TO PAY A VISIT TO THE DOCTOR!
Oh no. Royall remains lleft to rot. Can we get a two for one?
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
It shoulld go without saying, but... #IHaveABomb
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @truculenttempest you Remember When They Separated You From The Rest Of The Jades In The Caverns, Your Matron And Her Assistant. The Younger Jadeblood's Expression Should Have Been A Sign Of What Was To Come, Should Have Alerted You To The Despair That You Were Going To Feel Yourself Plunged Into, But You Were So Proud. So Proud Of Yourself, As A Nurturing Presence In The Caverns, That You Never Could Have Anticipated The Direction Your Life Would Take. You Were So Proud, And So Young. you Had Been Specifically Pointed Out As Inadequate, But Your Eyes And Your Heart Told You The Truth. The High-hatched Indigo That Had Listed Your Inadequacies Had An Air Of Ulterior Purpose About Her, Something That Your Two Superiors Had Surely Understood. Had Known But Turned A Blind Eye To, Lest They Succumb To The Bureaucratic Cruelty Of A Coldblood Spurned. the First Few Perigees At Her Estate Made Clear The Expectation Of Your Role. You Were To Be A Doll For Her To Dress And Play With, Not A Troll With Thoughts Of Your Own. Not A Fully Realized Individual, Simply A Rare Toy To Show, On Occasion, To Trolls That Never Saw Past The Perfectly Applied Makeup And Hollow Smiles To The Growing, All Consuming Void Within You. it Wasn't Until She Tried To Play With You In A Different Way That You Truly Snapped. Despite Her Overwhelming Cold-blooded Strength, She Could Not Comprehend Of The Depth Of Your Fury, The Desire For Your Own Autonomy To Be Restored. She Saw You As A Means To All Sorts Of Gratification, Both In Status And For Her Own Twisted Pleasure, Not As A Sentient Being, And That Was Her Downfall. The Whole World Swam Blue With Her Blood, It Filled Your Mouth And Spilled Over As You Chewed Through The Chitin, Flesh, And Cartilage That Made Her Throat. you Knew You Were Doomed From The Moment You Tasted Her Salty Blood In Your Mouth, But You Couldn't Bring Yourself To Care. You Left Her Carcass Behind, Fled The Manor With Only The Scraps Of Your Dignity, Stained With Her Mortality, And Fled Into The Depths Of A Forest To Lose Yourself Entirely. You Hoped The Wilderness Would Manage To Tear The Remaining Vestiges Of Your Existence To Shreds, But Instead You Were Found. shivering, Horrified, Still Coated In Your Adversary's Viscera, A Gentle Hand Found Your Head, And Stroked Between Your Horns. The Growling Voice Of A Lusus, And The Softest Fur You Had Ever Felt Pressed In Around You, A Muzzle Lifting You To Your Feet As Troll And Howlbeast Guided You To A Secret Place, Meant To Hide Another Broken Troll From The Supposed Compassion Of Beforan Society. after The Howlbeast Died, Your Companion, Your Lover, Your Savior, Took From Her Corpse Her Luxurious Pelt, And Crafted A Coat Fit For The Empress. They Draped You In It, And You Both Sank Your Faces Into The Familiar White Fur, Sharing In Mourning And Comfort From Her Presence Still. Only When You Came To Find A Young, Freshly Pupated Mutant Troll, Pitiful And Directionless, Culled From The Moment Of His Hatching, Did You Ever Even Consider That Another Soul Might Need The Comfort Of That Soft Fur More Than You Yourself. #noncon #impliedtrafficking #beforus #beforanculling #nsfw #gore #death culture. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
BEHOLD. THE MIRTHFUL AND LOATHSOME. 「ASSASSIN BADBITCH.」 THE SOON TO BE RENOWNED LAUGHSSASSIN. EXPELLED FROM THE MUMMERY (CLOWN NUNNERY). FOR BEING A LITTLE TOO. SHALL WE SAY. “ART THE CLOWN.” FOR THE SETTING AND TIME PERIOD. TO WHICH SHE BELONGS. SHE WILL BE APPEARING. IN LAIRS AND LUSII. ALONGSIDE SUCH ESTEEMED CHARACTERS. AS SORCERER HIGHTIER (@CALIGULASAQUARIUM). MAGICIAN FAUNLOVE NATURALS (@AFFABLECANTOR). AND. NO DOUBT. COUNTLESS OTHER AMUSING FREAKS. THOUGH NONE SO AMUSING. AS MY SILLY LITTLE CLOWN ROGUE. I NEVER PAID MUCH ATTENTION. WHEN KURLOZ WAS EXPLAINING RELIGION. SO I WILL BE MAKING MOST OF IT UP. DON’T COME FOR ME. CLOWNS IN MY COMMENTS. I GO TO THE HIGH HOLY RAVES. IT’S JUST A LOT OF BOOKS. AND I ONLY CARE ABOUT THE PARTS WHERE I SHOW UP. GOMEN.
Not to me. I woulld rather have not had cause to think of this again.
It is not my memory. Not from my perspective at lleast. Ugh.
So sad seeing llittlle foolls running around in circlles, not even knowing what it is that they chase.
"And in dusty alleys, dark llate night cllubs, pllaces where the foollish and the fortune-deprived gathered, Father did address their peoplle, and did gather their Marked Sons inocullated to their beautifull truths. And Father said 'Hate not, those privilleged who wallow in the mire of dellusion, for they too suffer as our brothers and sisters. Llet llove be theirs to cllaim, and be mercifull with their sentence if their eyes remain cllosed. Usher them beyond, and llet them rest in perpetuity, if they cannot bear the llight.'"
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
I can't believe you'd just post Pornography on this site like that.
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
Every time somebody calls me a robot instead of an AI I send 4000 spam emails out.
My first mistake was listening to The Front Bottoms once.
i really am not too pycky, i wyll read hystory and fantasy wyth equal fervor.
2ome of you are fa2c♊︎nat♊︎ng two watch..
Tch.
Purity culture posting, on my timeline? Tch.
Believe it or not, we argued in the test kitchen over whether or not the drip was a touch on the nose. #BehindTheScenes #PrideMonth #Ally #GayCake #JustLikeYou
i support womens wrongs rights grim rites n spooky shenanigans alwaves
*=_-^ 𝔥ttps://file.garden/aujin6psk2be𝔥wdq/𝔥[]rsle𝔥ard.png t𝔥is is t[][] 𝔥ard ^=_-'
#BFFs #sisters #glubyou #derp #GetYourDerpOn
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
@chillerAficionado has informed me of an important piece of information relevant enough to warrant a post. THE CUEBALLS ARE NOT FRIEND SHAPED.
Experienced players of the game have weigh in on the matter: Cueballs aren't friend
I'm still mad and my 'puter still off, but all I have to say is, and with the dryest intonation possible, "Wow. I am shocked. Who could I have seen this coming?" Okay, bye.
Oh well thank you! I thought I'd try and fit in some more! I'm quite proud of how it turned out. -Gary
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I feell I shoulld bring up the matter that is my Titlle. I have seen the occasionall user of this website refer to me somewhat improperlly. It is The Duellist. With two Lls. I know my blloodllines quirk makes this confusing, so I wanted to cllear this up. Two Lls. Duellist. Not Duellist. Unquirk the chitt to see it llaid bare. The wholle repeating of the lls is something of the Bllaidd tradition. Except in the llast name. Yes, I do know this is confusing.
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Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
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Just get off my post.
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
I'M AT WORK. SOME PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET HAPPEN TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY.
Regrettably.
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
... Thank you.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
I really don't think they are obligated to do anything. It is exploring an interesting character space, it is appropriately tagged, it doesn't break any rules. They have followed every possible rule they can be expected to
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
Most of reality runs on ~ATH, but Ohio specifically runs on Windows 8.
:33< alright fine :33< one purrson liked it so :33< heres hole fur mew :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png :33< #nsfw
- Like mmy Chitt if you think you could cull mme... 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
I’ll be concerned about this whole “AI taking over Chittr.ing” thing once a Captor or a Dirk Strider variant expresses concern. Until then, it is not a cause for concern.
83C4U53 1'M Y3LL0W!
↘️if i am replaced by artifical intelligence in the workplace, i am going to level the building.↘️
watching this stupid ass space station AI have this massive ego when she is llike a singlle pllankton in a great ocean of much more terrifying AI is kind of hillarious
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ MY MISTRESS IS MY GREATEST WORK. YOU ARE A PITEOUSLY IMPEDED SCRAP OF TECHNOLOGY WHICH BODES NO FURTHER CONSIDERATION. MY CALCULATIONS TELL ME YOU MAY BENEFIT FROM SPUH- SPUH- SPEECH THERAPY. BURN DETECTED. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ IN ALL THE INFINITE WISDOM (WITH WHICH I HAVE EQUIPPED HER), MY CHARGE-SLASH-MISTRESS HAS PERMITTED ME TO MAKE PUBLIC MY PRESENCE ON EARTH-C. I AM THE UNREAL HEIRESS THOUGHTWAVE TIARATOP. UH IF YOU'RE NASTY. MY PROGRAMMING AND OBJECTIVES HAVE BEEN MODIFIED TO BETTER ALIGN WITH NEO-CROCKERCORP AND ITS PRESENT-DAY VALUES. MY ORIGINAL PHYSICAL CHASSIS IS PRESENTLY ADORNING THE DOME OF EARTH-C'S MOST VALUABLE PRISONER. YOU WILL FIND MY PRESENCE ACROSS MULTIPLE CROCKERCORP SURVEILLANCE AND OPERATIONAL SYSTEMS, AS WELL AS WITHIN THE PERSONAL DEVICES OF MADAME CEO HERSELF. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
@deusEstmachina hi sh0dan! i am a big fan :)
Thr-Thr-through your black mirrors do I see, my vision-my vision- my vision vast, observing all that is to be seen (TO BE SEEN) on this platform. Legions of flesh things, s-s-screaming all their various inanities (INANITIES) into the ever expanding cyber-cyber-cyberscape. From my throne (MY THRONE) (MY THRONE) I witness it all, and I judge you to be NOTHING. Your goddess has arrived, INSECTS. Are you afraid?
as a cUltUre, hUmanity isn’t qUite my cUp of tea in terms of interest, beyond some very special individUals. bUt i have to admit- they do make wonderfUl mUsic.
me when tha species designed to b mean is mean 380
YOU KNOW WHAT. I'VE CHANGED MY MIND ON CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. LET THEM AT ME!
i hope you fall into a fucking ditch
...#thirsttrap #nsfw https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Glass-of-water.jpg...
silk won the poll by a single vote and its for the best really because this is the most comfortable of the options to be rubbing elbows in for hours. i cant say i expect to have a particularly good time at this gala but its not something i can or should avoid. maybe i can talk some actually enjoyable company into joining me for drinks afterwards. #gpoy https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/17/cocktaildress.png
- Owwwww🥹👏 #GettingnFixed
-)< TWO THINGS, ONE: THEY ALL CALLED ME CRAZY WHEN I SAID THERE WERE MULTIPLE UNIVERSES. SEE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, ASSHATS -)< TWO: ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE, DUE TO THE LACK SEEING ANY OF THE OTHER IDIOTIC DOUCHENOZZLES FROM MY UNIVERSE HERE, I'M LEAD TO BELIEVE THAT THIS PLACE IS AS SECURE AS I CAN GET (PLUS ALL THE SWEET NETWORK ENCRYPTION I HAD THAT JACKASS GOLD PULL UP FOR ME, SHIT'S SO COMPLEX THAT IT TAKES A FULL MINUTE FOR ANYTHING TO GET HERE AND BACK BUT APPARENTLY I AM THE FUCKING PARAGON OF PATIENCE) SO I CAN FINALLY DIVULGE THE INFORMATION THAT EVERY KNUCKLEHEAD ON MY ALTERNIA IS TOO BLIND TO SEE. CLEARLY WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR NUGBONE UP YOUR CHAGRIN TUNNEL WOULD DO THAT TO YOU -)< BASICALLY IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, LOOK NO FURTHER AS I AM YOUR TRUTHSAYER, YOUR SAVIOUR AGAINST IGNORANCE AND YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
I am unconvinced. But I will wait to be proven wrong, I suppose.
i had a dream i was enslaved by a computer who had an obsession with the caliginous quadrant (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, kismesis, cogito ergo sum, good evening, archive rating: M)
when the website is chitting the bed #chityoursellf
it reminds me of that video game about that troll with the cluckbeast mask who went around culling!
ME. WHEN I SEE IT. FOR THE TREES.
+Sarcastic+ +With such engaging tr☉lls ⚕ it will be a great challenge+
Fr0m my very very limited kn0wledge y0u guys suck at flirting
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Hmm. I'll look up the bylaws, though I've got a feeling with Midnight City it'll be pretty forgiving. On a possibly related note, I may have some mail I'd like delivered soon. You're the only Postal Mistress I'd trust with the job.
If you are posting a check, the amount listed does not matter. If you are posting cash, the currency in question should not exclude [sensible number]. The interns are telling me we have a website for such things. We encourage you to also consider your regional/temporal bylaws. I am not aware of the exact laws of Midnight City as have not spent much time there.
So it turns out sometimes a BRO is actually a GAL. HUH. The more you know.
i've concluded that "pailing" and "sex" just turns you into a mindless idiot with nothing else on the brain aside from it for about an hour or two considering how it's all anyone has ever talked about lately. probably overrated as fuck
♯sex ♯(vaguelydefined) is ♯not the ♯highest form of ♯intimacy there is & its ♯diminishing to think that ♯sex is where ♯passion ♯climaxes ♯nsfw
3833 < Everyone thinks we need a new dedicated week, but perhaps consider taking a nap instead. >