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+Sarcastic+ +With such engaging tr☉lls ⚕ it will be a great challenge+
Fr0m my very very limited kn0wledge y0u guys suck at flirting
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Hmm. I'll look up the bylaws, though I've got a feeling with Midnight City it'll be pretty forgiving. On a possibly related note, I may have some mail I'd like delivered soon. You're the only Postal Mistress I'd trust with the job.
If you are posting a check, the amount listed does not matter. If you are posting cash, the currency in question should not exclude [sensible number]. The interns are telling me we have a website for such things. We encourage you to also consider your regional/temporal bylaws. I am not aware of the exact laws of Midnight City as have not spent much time there.
So it turns out sometimes a BRO is actually a GAL. HUH. The more you know.
i've concluded that "pailing" and "sex" just turns you into a mindless idiot with nothing else on the brain aside from it for about an hour or two considering how it's all anyone has ever talked about lately. probably overrated as fuck
♯sex ♯(vaguelydefined) is ♯not the ♯highest form of ♯intimacy there is & its ♯diminishing to think that ♯sex is where ♯passion ♯climaxes ♯nsfw
3833 < Everyone thinks we need a new dedicated week, but perhaps consider taking a nap instead. >