♦ pitied by @gamineAnachronista
its bc we keep playin w/ our gay lil dolls on homodachi island isnt it
o my sweet fuckin christ why cant this be my life rn :( https://i.ibb.co/214h9Q7Y/image.png
lately ive been havin these weird fuckin dreams where callie n i are frolicking on a biiiiig sunny beach i chase them & they chase me until im like fuck dude im so gd thirsty because of all this water were runnin around!! lmao & then dream!callies like oh luv ive got just the thing!! ^u^ n they they like gently take my chin..... and start feedin me spoonfuls of tap water liek im a beautiful baby bird idk whats up w/ that LOL #DreamCallieReport #DreamRoxyReport
k im back whooooo missed me
sry LMAO my tamagotchis were hungryyy lil basterds tonite now back 2 my woohoo or noohoo thread
hold on i gotta feed my tamagotchi
- I;'mm so tire 😆😆😆✋✋✋
- OK! 👋👋😆😆 Here's mmy #Scent for the latest #Scentposting trend! https://i.ibb.co/tMkfR55L/immage.png
- Soda's please Help mme stay awak
- Owa ow #Owwwww
- Haha, hi all. 👋😄😆 Friendly/hatefriendly PSA: STOP telling mme to watch Alternian Psycho. 🤣🤣✋✋ I amm NOT going to! LOL!
- Sorry, LOL. 🤣 I amm pretty sure the unabridged title of "Alternian Psycho" is: - "Wherein A Cerulean Investyrant Banker Leads A Horrifying And Debased Double Life; Disgustingly Entrenched Within The Historic Yuppie Miasmma Of New Forke Stemmcluster, His Scrupulously Kept Act Draws Routine Shock And Contemmpt Fromm The Viewer; Starring Troll Christian Bale As Patrik Baymman As Repulsive And Highly Respectable Lead; By Night, He Maintains Appearances By Achieving High Ammounts Of Success, Leverage, And Bloodshed Over His Workplace Commpetitors; But By Day Indulges In Obscenely Depraved Acts Of Unmmitigated Pity And Friendship; (Inclusive Of): Feeding The Hiveless; Rescuing A Workrink Rival When Rendered To A Vulnerable State Frommmm Rapant Soda Abuse; Assisting Legislacerators (Including One Portrayed By Purple Blooded Filmms Veteran Of Immmmense Repute, Willemm Dahfoe) In The Pursuit Of Unquestionable Justice; Delivering Wanton Ammounts Of Paps To Frightened Mid- And Lowblood Trolls In His Wake; And So On..."
- I wish I remmemmbered the unabridged title of "Brokenthorax Corpsehill," though. LOL. 🤣🤣 I need to look it up.
Out of curiosity. Anyone here evwer successfully wvooed a Fuchsia?
THE FUCKER IS LUCKY I GRABBED HIM WITH THE RIGHT HAND. #SUGGESTIVE
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
Apparentbee I l♥︎♥︎k like a t♥︎tal babee?? Oh g♥︎♥︎dness O///x///O #flustered #amibeeingflirtedwith?
i could voidey a bunch of oil rn but honestly making oil is rly boring so..... #Yawn
am i not allowed 2 have worries now :( damn
jane said that doesnt count tho :( :(
PLSSSSSS DONT MAKE ME GET A REAL JOB I NEED 2 PLAY 16 HOURS OF EMERALD KAIZO REHATCHED & THEN TAKE A 14 HOUR NAP W/ #LeCats :( :(
can u imagine what it wouldve been like 2 get to wear one of those flappy saggy beanies back in 2011 OMFGGGG
#MixedSignals #VaguePostin
worried #VaguelyPostin
tbh i rly wanna do recently is fuck around w/ my cursed amulet #IdkWhyTho
LOL whos this guy #MyAmulet
#1 #SumthingsGot2Give
#MyCursedAmulet #NothingWrongWithMe
cursed amulet kept me up literally all night but i forgive her lmfao #MyAmulet
*wrong buzzer noise* ERHHHHH she said she already likes MINE she said my neck is so sumptuous its like primo flesh of the willing or w/e ignore that we have maybe the same exact neck she just lieks mine BETTER k
U CANT HAVE HER BACK THE EFF OFF
what the FUCK youre all so gd COVETOUS of #MyAmulet!!!!!! D:< https://i.ibb.co/kNs4rXy/IMG-9415.jpg
LEAVE ME + #MyAmulet #NotCursed ALONE SHE DOESNT WANT U she already said my flesh is TOTES moar willing than urs or anyone else who thinks they need 2 spawncamp my chits hopin for a taste of her U WONT GET ONE!!!!!!!!!! #BegoneOrWatevr
we r literally so much prettier than him :/
stop talking abt my cursed amulet u are ALL literally so jealous fix ur own jelly via gettin UR OWN amulet not #MyAmulet #SheDoesntEvenKnowU
MEENAH PLZ..... #YouDontWantHer #Srsly
SHE ISNT EVEN GOLD #BackOff
what do u even WANT with her!!!!!
none of u could even handle #MyAmulet u litrally could not even summon #TheUnbiddenOne for her #ButICould #SoImGonna
Also! I will be trying to use the hashtag #Kazumosells when I’m selling stuff or giving updates on what I’m selling!! So follow that if you want to keep up to date on the artefacts I have for sale!!
Hey so I got my hands on this cursed pendant and I want it gone. It’s made of gold and shaped like three feathers, the middle on is encrusted with fuchsia rubies all the side feathers are encrusted with black onyx, who wants it? It’s free because it’s talking to me and I don’t like it.
Mm. Hey so question for anyone who knows ghost stuff: why did I (a jadeblood with no psychic bullshit) just witness a fuchsia with glowing eyes staring at me from the cursed object storage room.
- WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEMMMMM. I WILL STAPLE YOU TO A WALL! ✋✋✋✋😀😀😀😀
- He will pay for this. 😆
- You know what. At least mmy mmoirail CAN'T see the part that's happening now. 😂😂 #ThatFreakingGuy 🤣🤣🤣😀
- Oh. Hahaha. Yayyy. 😀 - Umm. Can I just use somme of yours, the stuff that's in the ablution block. I mmean bathroomm. - Do I need to mmake it? Look a certain way???
- Umm
- https://i.ibb.co/xS2Q5r9f/immage.png
Nothing has transpired with Trollbama, he has simply gained an incipient haircut recently.
GET THIS. PUSSY DIAGRAM. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/1CICXOX.PNG #PUSSYPOSTING #NSFW
this cant be real. please tell me this isnt real. #pleasepleaseplease #obamasaveus @barackObama pleasepleaseplease im sorry #obamapleaseimsorry
I WANT HIM IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE, I WILL DEVOTE MYSELF ENTIRELY WITH NO CLAUSE FOR ERROR, I WILL BE HIS EVERYTHING JUST TO SUCKLE UP A SLIVER OF HIS SOCIAL PROWESS.
PLEASE LET ME ON THE MOON I PROMISE I WON'T CUT IT IN HALF (I WILL)
(Sorry there were no posts today! I was quite the busy bee!)
- Also, umm, if I prommised you a sword, that is NOT technically legally binding because I haven't died yet, but as a mman of mmy word, I WILL deliver. Maybe not by Hand. But you WILL get a sword. - I just need a few nights. 😆
- Also, please don't be mmad at mmy mmoirail. It is honestly one of their icks when people are upset with themm. 😔🥹
- Does anyone know if the hosts of "In Which Two Dubiously Entangled Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Farmmland; For the Purposes to Titillating the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Hateful Wrestling Ensues for 30-60 "Earthen Minutes"; Unmmediated Strifes Reach A Fever Pitch And Are Thusly Paused By the Lone "Referee," Usually A Saucily Dressed Indigo, to Leave the Yearning Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode of [Insert Title for Samme]" ever reconciled???? - I amm asking for a hatefriend. 🤣🤣🤣
- I'mm sleeping hornsfirst in the slimme today. 😂😂😂😂
- WHAT DO YOU MMMMEAN WE WERE ON THE SAME BOAT AS THE GOURD TRACT RUMBLERS, PALEBRO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- #IWouldAutoCull #IfIWasntSavingMyselfForTheEmmpire #DontSelfCullBro #TheEmmpressLiterallySaidDibs 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🥹😂
- Did you all just see how brave and protective mmy mmoirail was just now? Bro... 😆
- I f*cking told you. I Handle Pickles. I Handle freaking Business. - I do it for mme. I like it. I'mm GOOD at it. It mmakes mme... feel really... ALIVE... 😀
- My posture colummn ow
- He's lying. He doctored that immage. I *KNOW* he faked those nummbers.
- Hahaha! What the hell! 🤣
- Gander bulbs are aching with the pain of SUCCESS. Towards the end of the Worknight I actually taped themm open so I could finish screening the last dozen^2 batch of Mr. Koldan's emmails. 🤣🤣 - He is SO awesomme.
- Oleana no please don't do thisb
- I can't bear it. I literally can't bear to watch this happen to such a strong, independent womman. 😢😢😢😭😭😭
- Like mmy Chitt if you think you could cull mme... 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
- Ahhhhhahaha OK 🙌🙌🙌😆😆😆 https://i.ibb.co/cdc2VzR/IMG-9403.jpg
- He literally hates mme way mmore than I hate himm. He is practically seething all the timme. Writhing in mmy mmentions like a squirmmtuber unsuccessfully mmounting a mmuddy hill; it is practically a hobby for himm at this point. 🤣🤣🤣 #PitchBaiter #♠️
- Actually. Never mmind. #HATETHATGUY #HATEHIM 😀
- No. This literally can't be happening. #TheHatred 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Who the heck is that ⚪️-looking guy? 🤣🤣🤣
- He is SICK. He is sick, and he KNOWS he is sick. He is consummmmately VILE.
- HE'S THE WORST #TalkingAboutADifferentGuy
- UGHHHHH!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- This! 🤣🤣🤣☝️☝️☝️ #HigherPowers #PleaseSpareMeForAgreeing #Thanks
- I agree with you, boss! #AnythingForTheBigMan 😄😄
☆ cant believe seedflap didnt bother to tell me about her new server...
A "Handy" means something rather different than a bllade or weapon. To the common tongue. And though I made a very charming young llady friend it caused me to convey some rather incorrect notions vis-a-vis expectations. I give your publlic rellations 2 out of 5 stars.
- (Oh god that Hanifi)
- Hi, all. 👋😁 I amm verry pleased to announce the beginning of mmy emmploymment at SKORPE (a Repiton-based for-somme-profits corporation), courtesy of the inimmitable @visionaryInstallmment#3252 🙌👏😆 - Effective tonight, I will be joining their teamm as a remmote admministrangulative-clericull mmulti-professional! Please wish mme luck and ruthless victory over all mmy enemmies as I launch horns-firspt into this ammazing new opportunity! 🥳🥳🎉 And thank you, Mr. Koldan, for taking a chance on mme! I will do mmy best to bring the vastest possiblele honor to your commpany! ☺️☺️ - #Skorpe #SuccessfulSaturday #SommeoneCallTheFlaySquad! #HaahaNotReally #PleaseDont #BusinessBoost
- Ahahaha yes totally mmy highblood, I agree with Y^OU! 🤣 #ProtectMePlease
- NOOOO Mintyl SHUT UP #Nooooo #Sorry #Sorry #Sorry #Joke #HowDoDeletePost
- If you hate the chit, it tapplies to you 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- - Ohhhh not mmy privat Chittr circle #ImmSorryImmSorryImmSorryImmSorry #ImmSorry #ImmSorry #DidntMeanItDidntMeanIt #DidntMeanIt #DidntMeanIt #DidntMeanItDidntMeanItDidntMeanIt
- Your average ceruleamm blood mmale wil,l be like, "Oh, hehe, can you light this for mme? I can't light it mmyself," 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #NoFilter #Mintylpinions #Mirthphine
- Ahaha. Hey, all. 👋😆 Who is that https://i.ibb.co/1WRqWRM/immage.png
- Ok. This is mmy life.