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hOrNy pOsT LiKe cAnCeLeD jUsT FoUnD OuT ThE HuMaN'S SlUrRy sAcK Is oN ThE OuTsIdE EwHhHh, BrOtHeR EwWwWh WhAt's tHaT BrOtHeR?? #NsFw
aren't they just cheery lol :o) #dashwatching
SuH, y'All. :o)
gOoD MoRnInG WoRlD, i hAvE ReTuRnEd fRoM ThE MoThErFuCkIn' SlImE AfTeR A NiGhT Of gAmErMaXxInG :o)
eVeRyBoDy sAyInG HaPpY MoThEr dAy aNd wIsHiNg tHe wArM MoThEr fUcKiNg wIsHeS To tHeM. wElL WhAt aBoUt tHe mOtHeR FuCkErS? lIkE Me? HaPpY #mOtHeRfUcKeR DaY To aLl yOu bAd fUcKeRs oF ThEm wIcKeD MoThErS. yOu kNoW WhO YoU ArE. hOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoNk.
mOsT mIrAcUlOuS oF mOtHeR fUcKiNg DaYs To ThE mIsCeLlAnEoUs GrOuPaGe Of ScInTiLlAtInG mAtErNaL aSs BaBy MoMmAs OuT tHeRe WhO aLiGn ThEmSeLvEs WiTh ThE cYcLe Of LiFe AnD sHiT. pRaIsEs Be BeInG wHeN iT cOmEs To BiG mAmA g, PaTrOn MoThEr FuCkInG gRuB oF oUr FlEsH. cHiP oFf ThE mOtHeR fUcKiNg BlOcK. bUt It AiN't JuSt HeR. nAaAh, SoN. wE rEpPiNg ThE tHiCkEsT oF mOtHeR fUcKiNg BiTcHeS, tHe OvErWoRkEd HoEs, ThE uNdErFuCkEd MoThEr FuCkInG mAmAcItAs ThAt NeEd A lItTlE bIt Of SuGaR tO kEeP tHeIr SwEeT aSsEs As MoThEr FuCkInG sWeEtY pIeS. tO aLl My GuRlZ lOoKiNg To Be MaDe InTo MoThEr FuCkInG mAtRiArChS, yOuR bOy G-eAzEe MaGiC mOtHeR fUcKiNg MaKaRa GoT yOu. HiT mY lInE mY gOoD bItChEs. Honk :o) #pussyinpower
D4V3 PL34S3 TRY NOT TO BR34K 4NOTH3R CLOWNS B3L13F 1N TH31R R3L1G1ON.
lmao 50 ♡ and i'll post a pussy pic vs 50 ♤ and i'll post ass. #nsfw the joke is that i'll never hit those numbers rip you horny suckers
.I LIVEd. .I LIVEd SO HARd. I AM THE GREATEST JUGGALO ON ALTERNIA !!!STRAIGHT C'S IN CLOWN SCHOOLHIVE WIGGLER!!!
d⟢mn the cl𖤉wns sure d𖤉 cl𖤉wn 𖤉n here
noTiced There are a loT of purplebloods on here so whaT is iT are we jusT The ones wiTh palmhusks or do we all goT The same Thinkpan obsTrucTion #ablulTionchamberTThoughTs
I'm about to $$$nort a line of ¢oke!!!! and go out$$$ide to ¢ha$$$e people on all four$$$!!!!! HA!!!! #$$$tartrunning!!!!
don't get me wrong x thxnk the clown shxt xs wexrd but that one got a poxnt
i w/)uldn't call it a j/)y/)us day but i guess /)ur definiti/)ns /)f j/)y is very different
・+(*゜∀゜*)+・ Purplebloods! Purplebloods everywhere! What a joyous day!
why is like 90% /)f the timeline just purplebl/)/)ds right n/)w
i'm normal. i'm so normal. i am so normal about other folks. 'o◡o;
I hAvE bEEn trUly EnjOyIng lIstEnIng tO trOll hAlf AlIvE's AlbUm pErsOnA lAtEly! It spEAks mUch tO thE EssEncE Of my sOUl, AmEn
// His ass would never be here but I think I'm slowly losing my mind and he is the cause. https://i.ibb.co/WNVKD068/Untitled145-20260509074823.png
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓑𝓮𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓰𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓼𝔀𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓾𝓷𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼. 𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓭. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓹𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
ReAding ↗hrØugh my feed reminds me hØw behind ↗he ↗imes I Am. I Am 'Øu↗ Øf ↗he ↙ØØp' As my grAnd↗rØ↙↙ wØu↙d sAy.
I hAvE fOUnd mysElf gOIng thrOUgh Old lUsUs phOtOs I dO nOt rEmEmbEr snAkEmOm wEll, bUt I dO stIll lOvE hEr mAy shE rEst wEll In thE dArk cArnIvAl https://cdn.ImgchEst.cOm/fIlEs/d1b1fc604950.png
🜏 Maybɛ ii should dyɛ my haiirr agaiin O:::::死亡 ♅
>My conf3ssion is som3tim3s I r3ally want to drink a faygo just to s33 how it tast3s. Always was curious. You ar3n't allow3d to h3r3, and I n3v3r got to tast3 it back wh3n it was a mor3 op3nly availabl3 thing to just buy.
🐾hoo boy, coNfessioNs? i kNow i've made a fair few jokes 'boUt it, bUt i actUally doN't like tomatoes! i learNed to like 'em eNoUgh, tolerate 'em, so wheN they weNt flyiN' dUriNg gigs it woUldN't stiNg my PUsher so bad! x( hehe,
i'm pretty sure troll faygo would straight up just kill you, like McDonald's Sprite
never tried a troll faygo before wonder what difference between human faygo and troll faygo is
not youu.
One boonbond to everyone who downloads hello neighbor
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OKAY, EVERYONE. THE VERY LONG AWAITED SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF: THE MOIVE (AND BASICALLY ALL OF THE OTHER ONES TOO) REVIEW IS UP TO READ. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU. HTTPS://LETTERBOXD.COM/CGENETICIST/FILM/SWEET-BRO-AND-HELLA-JEFF-THE-MOIVE/
WHAT A COMPELLING SELL. I’M SURE YOU’LL HAVE PEOPLE LINING UP OUTSIDE YOUR RESPITEBLOCK.
rose’s word of the day is blennophobia apparently, which is what i am going to start calling ghostbuster haters. blennophobes.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Who’s the “genet!c mater!al taste teSster”? #nsfw꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Dr. Bulge #nsfw꠹
@trollGrok hey how many fingers am i holding up
₍^. .^₎⟆ What about they themsSS?꠹
This is 8eyond impoverished maneuvers I'm SO sorry.
toyS for BulgeS are More expenSive than toyS for nookS anD you wonDer why there'S a top Shortage #nSfw
∻B☢uncing ☢n it in a way that makes his vitals g☢ critical. #nsfw∻
☣-🗡-10 lIKES (OR REACTIONS IDC) AND iLL DO AN EYE REVEAL :# HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/ZhSF8Q8s/78-SIN-T-TULO-20260505171724.JPG/=
need opinions on a new producer tag (not doing quirks because legally i don'T think i own them): [casper voice]: "B-B-B-B-BIG P" [kryqus voice, holding back a moan]: "phunny on the mic~" [wrothe, screaming as loudly as possible]: "PHUNTR IN THE FUCKING HIIIIIIIIVE" i'M very open to opinions and suggestions thanks guys
i have a yearly tradition of creating all my friends in sims 4 and taking horrible care of them just to see who dies first
i wake up n i read trollbama still havin hsi gay crisis liek its a newspaper
>>| .i could kiss some purplebloods boys. #suggestive
preaCh!
"kiSSing BoyS" thiS "kiSSing girlS" that, i'll kiSS anyone who'S cute anD wantS Me to overpower theM #nSfw
:o) Instead of posting about kissing boys. :o) Simply go out and kiss a boy. :o) Or if you are inclined. :o) Find two boys to chain to the radiator. :o) And make them kiss :o) And then you can watch. #nsfw
CONTINUING THE PUBLIC TRANSPORT SAGA, I'M GONNA PUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE OUT LOUD FACE CALL CONVERSATIONS ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT INTO A SAW TRAP. HELLO ANTISOCIAL BUS TRAVELER. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. YOU THINK ITS ACCEPTABLE TO HAVE ME IN THE BACKGROUND OF YOUR FACE CALLS AND YELL REALLY LOUD AT 11 IN THE MORNING. IN THIS GAME ...
I will conʇinue ʇo. "Beef". Wiʇ)+| ʇ)+|e ruler of Alʇernia.
#hornypostin' is somethin' that i may do at any 6iven moment so i am sorry for that. or you are welCome if the #nsfw stuff 6ets yer motor runnin'! ^◡^
ok i kn0w im one tw0 talk, but why are you not asleep?
1S TH4T 4 THR34T OR 4 PROM1S3
Would you guys still love me if I was a worm (self-replicating computer malware)?
DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA. bluh. sorry, i don't usually feel like this ever.
I PROMISE THAT I DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE SOLITARY FUCK ABOUT THE '''QUALITY''' OF MY TYPING QUIRK. IT NEEDS TO CONVEY THAT MY WORDS ARE IMPORTANT, TOWERING BASTIONS THAT YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO. NO MORE, NO LESS.
What do you get when you cross a road with a diamond? Robbed. #jokes
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME HORNYPOSTING. I WOULD SOONER BREAK ALL 102 PHALANGES IN MY BODY THAN EXPOSE MY INNERMOST THOUGHTS TO YOU PEOPLE.
VAGUE POSTING IS FOR COWARDS. TELL MORONS THAT THEYRE MORONS WITH YOUR WHOLE CHEST.
fishussy.
@gallowsCalibrator#1433 im making you dinner tw0morr0w.
soMMetiMMes i’ll be tryna eat shit n MMy one long fuckass tooth MMakes it tough n i know i could swallow a lotta stuff whole if i wanted to but i can’t really enjoy the flavors like that shit sucks
DIRECT EXAMINATION! how many hearsay exceptions can YOU find in the following statement made by my witness? answers will be posted tomorrow! FWD: TESTIMONY! "...Th@t's when the defend@nt's employee told me: Doctor, ! Th!nk !'m Dy!ng." #law
1 DON'T TH1NK TH3Y T4ST3 G4M3Y TO M3? BUT TH3N 4G41N! MY T4ST3BUDS 4R3 W31RD.
Oh! Sounds like humans are quite fruity! I would assume they would taste gamey...
TH3Y T4ST3 31TH3R OF: BLU3B3RR13S, CH3RR13S, STR4WB3RR13S, GR4P3, SOM3T1M3S TH3R3'S 4 M1X OF WH4T T4ST3S L1K3 COTTON C4NDY??? S1GH!!!!!
🙤︎⓪◀♍︎︎♒︎︎♏︎︎▽ 🢪︎□︎⑤'◀ ●︎🡓🙵🢫︎ ④⍓︎ ▽▷🢧︎🡒︎ 🢧︎▲◻︎♋︎︎△🙚︎■︎⧫︎●︎❺ 🕲◁🙦︎🙙︎◆︎🢫︎◻︎⑥⬧︎⧫︎🡓⑤♑︎︎
MY T4ST3 1N HUM4NS 1S 31TH3R N3RDY 4SS P3OPL3 OR P3OPL3 WHO 4R3 USU4LLY CONS1D3R3D COOL 4ND CH1LL.... OR MYST3R1OUS 4ND HOT... S1GH!!! >:T
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My toxic tr★it is th★t sometimes I will lie when I think it's funny. Th★t's the only thing wrong with me.
l1t3r4lly s4m3!! 1m not sc4r3d of wh4t p3opl3 th1nk lm4o.
i'll never use anonymous i'm as genuine as it gets, every confession i've made has been full chest face to face for better or worse
"You must be real fun at parties" Speak for your-self, con-si-der-ing your snar-ky ass com-ments. #unrelated
so many confessions obscures by so many masks. so many of you lack t)(e strengt)( of c)(aracter to say t)(ins to t)(e faces of ot)(ers. its sad, really. dont let t)(e regret )(aunt you and take initiative for once in your lives. even if you fail, your )(eart will be lig)(ter for it.
please speed i need this
+okay blocking the confession accounts i dont care about yall that much
basiCally if i've flirted with you then i am so sorry. it will happen a6ain unless you tell me to knoCk it off. >︵<
i promise i'm not *tryin'* to flirt with all the people i find attraCtive it just kind of keeps happenin'. o︵o
You can do it filegarden, you can do it bby girl.
I don’t u$$$ually get down with other ¢lown$$$, ¢onfli¢t o’ intere$$$t$$$ all that other bull$$$hit, BUT… I’m ¢urrently tryna get goofy in THE ¢IR¢U$$$ if you KNOW WHAT I MEANNN!!!
There cannot possibly be so many confessions that we need four confessional accounts.
I Have Submitted Exactly One Confession And It Will Be Immediately Clear That I Was The One To Submit It. No It Is Not Sexual In Nature. #nsfw
aight do i put an ice pack on it or do i drop ice blocks down MMy pants and hope for the best
=Guy who p|ays Sgrub just to c|imb th €ch€|add€r
@fishySniper Picturing you as some kind of slime creature maybe. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3c347f7d584b.PNG
the first person to send me $50 gets scammed and receives absolutely nothing in return. act fast!!
Interesting... anything else you can do that with? Smth solid, made of metal, perhaps?
People should let me blow more shit up. I should be allowed to blow up the heiress's ship. Fuckk, that'd be a SIGHT!!
✿ whoever threw that brick at da glurp while i was walking down da street w my sexduple decker sandwich UR LUSUS A HOE
a wise troll once said if you’re not MMasturbating to MMe i can only assuMMe you’re MMasturbating against MMe and i don’t know who they are but they’re funny as hell for that #nsfw
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "Purplebloods are so hot" #true #iguess
troll siri show me dicks and balls #nsfw
"homoerotic undertones" my ass i just want my rival to be down to fuck. #nsfw
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "im so down bad for sollux if you couldnt tell" #YEAHWECOULDTELL #ITSALLYOUTALKABOUT #LEAVEHIMALONE #LMAO
i have a very public and well kn0wn plat0nic rivalry with an0ther 0ne 0f the m0derat0rs here where i act as calib0rn's bully f0r his 0wn g00d. i take the r0le 0f a big sibling in repeatedly dunking 0n him t0 unchild the man. if y0u wish t0 aid me in this i invite it. 0u0
Saltwater taffy.
I don’t think I’m living up to my full ¢lown potential, I ¢ould be doing twi¢e a$$$$ mu¢h ¢o¢aine, murder, and vandali$$$m if I lo¢k in
My Friends And My Matesprit Are Too Good For Me. #crying #sobbing #etc #adnauseam
L333t2 gooo Chit that 2hit bro2ki
When i was c0mplaining ab0ut being unempl0yed that is n0t what i meant
2up fuck3r2 Who up chittn th3ir 2hit rn fr
lets all pass ar0und the rankmaid
turning my hive int0 a br0thel. please c0ntact me if y0u are a slut in need 0f empl0yment. #nsfw #megid0p0sting
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I CAN'T STOP MUTHAHAFUCKING WINNING.
Unp[]pular []pini[]n ahead!!! The hem[]spectrum makes ZER() sense. Why d[]es my bl[][]d c[]l[]r immediately define my w[]rth!? And why d[] pe[]ple with bl[][]d c[]l[]rs that differ fr[]m the n[]rm get culled just because []f that? Tr[]lls are tr[]lls, n[] matter what hue, shade, tint []r t[]ne their bl[][]d is. It's ridicul[]us that it even has t[] be talked ab[]ut, this sh[]uld be c[]mm[]n sense!--╾━╤デ╦︻
>>| purplebloods so cool. #purplebloods #purplesupreme
:33< i would NEFUR furking fib about this subject :33< without trans peopurr there is no beauty in the world!
D —-> You concern me greatly
mghhhhhhhh fuck off.
:33< ill say it up here too :33< trans rights are troll rights okay? :33< okay!
D —-> Also why is Serket on the ground
do people like men in skirts?? >X3
somethin' wron6 with 'em, i swear.
good morning :)
sLeEpInG ThRoUgH My dReAmS Of fUcKiNg yOu So hErE GoEs eVeRyThInG At oNcE tUrN ThIrTy-sOmEtHiNg sTiLl hAvEn't lEaRnEd hOw tO RoLl a bLuNt BuT I ShOw hOw yOu tO SmOkE OuT Of a sOdA CaN i'lL HoLd iT OvEr yOuR HeAd 'TiLl yOu oVeRsTaNd.. uP! PuLl yOuR PaNtS Up, YoU DoN'T LoVe mE, yOu oNlY LeT Me fUcK CaUsE YoUr mAn sUcKs ~~~~~~~~ AnD SwEeTeR ThAn cOtToN CaNdY rOcKiNg cAnDiEs bEnEaTh tHaT SwEaTsUiT sToP ThE FaNtAsY, hErE CoMeS ThE GuEsT, wHo? yUp, ThAt's rIgHt, CaMe aNd cHeCk tHaT MiC lEt tHe rEsT Go fIgHt, CaUsE YoUr dReSs iS So tIgHt If iT'S FrEsH ThEy bItE, bUt iF It's dOpE ThEy sWaLlOw AnD I'Ll bE DaMnEd iF I DoN'T GiVe yOu a mOuThFuL sHe tHiNkS I'M FlY I ThInK ShE'S WaRm (Uh-hUh) aNd yOu kNoW ThE NoRm aNy pOrT In tHe sToRm ~~~~~~~~ HtTpS://YoUtU.Be/mRxBhDs1aQo?sI=Bt-tUwQvD3GhBwWl #lYrIcPoStInG
dont piss in my mouth and call it slurry #nsfww
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:33< [INSERT SHITPETA POST HERE]
sHiIiIt yOu aNd tHaT GrEy mOtHeR FuCkEr aBoVe yOu iN ThE RePlIeS ArE KiNdA CoNvInCiNg mE.
sHoUlD I MaKe tHiS CuTe mOtHeR FuCkEr sIt tHeIr aSs dOwN On tHe hOrN PiLe? Or tHe uNiCyClE PiLe? PrOs oF ThE HoRn pIlE Is i tHiNk iT'S FuNnY ThE WaY ThIs sHiT HoNkS WhEn hE DoN'T ExPeCt iT. pRoS Of tHe uNiCyClE PiLe iS ItS MoThEr fUcKiNg iMpOsSiBlE To gEt yOuR AsS In tHe wItHoUt gEtTiNg sTaBbEd oR BoNkEd oN ThE HeAd wItH WhEeLs wHiCh iS AlSo a lAuGh.
Really. Who did take my stamps though... This is the last time I will post about their absence. It vexes me.
One time a beat my Lusus over the head with a pipe because he wouldn't buy me the battle pass
My mass blocking spree is over so I’ll be back when I’m less angry, stay safe everyone.
Z. gavve a clowwn a chance noww her paint iz zmeared in ringz all ovver my bulge normally thiz iz delightful howwevver it iz wwaterproof and wwill not come off #nzfww #clowwnz #theheadwwazntevventhatgood .Z
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(( trying not to laugh on public transit at these responses
do you not know / about the warmblood neighborhood firebombings? / they're slightly radioactive / so do be careful
༘⋆ H•wdy, every•ne! My name’s Feenie! I live •n Earth-C and I’m a party cl•wn and amateur stage magician! I am N•T affiliated with the purplebl••d religi•n! I’m a cl•wn in the human sense! I’m just pleased as pie t• be here! I h•pe we can all get al•ng! https://cdn.imgchest.c•m/files/d1a941205a5b.png
Clowns will s★y this like they ★ren't one b★d night ★w★y from burning to de★th.
I FEEL EXTREMELY MOTHERHONKING BONITA.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5055a0cbb13e.png #gore #fakegore
whoever invented pie needs to have their bulge sucked rightabouts now #nsfw
the biggest threat this llady poses is the fucking bllender she turns my notifications into
// if i took a shot for every accidental rechitt ive done, i would have alcohol poisoning #substance
I think the hosts lusus ate them???
got (an(elled. someone said the host got eaten?
Please never put b0dy parts in my replies ever again
I d9 n9t have anything t9 write f9r an intr9 right n9w. S9 I will put my references here. https://i.ibb.co/0ysPpXZn/jdzzycu4pyg91.png https://i.ibb.co/hFzn3mQG/Kankri-Vantas.jpg https://i.ibb.co/Y4h0pPV6/20260503-171639.png
- Oh mmy god #AngelsNutritionBlock
MOD MESSAGE ((We have a minecraft server now! Check the discord for it!))
M★y strife be etern★l.
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￣\ if you know me you know my answer to the question but i would also ☝️ beat the shit out of another me /￣
we on about #selfcest again and no one told me? what the hell guys i love selfcest
Um... on th' topic of selfcest... I don' think I love m'self enough t' try tha'... #nsfw #selfcest
hopital
☣-🗡-ON THE TOPIC OF SELFCEST, PERSONALLY I WOULDNT TBH BUT I RESPECT IT I SUPPOSE./=
If they were a dame, sure. #dashwatching
((Beautiful… I can sense you in every lifetime.
((TROLL8AMA?! @8arackO8ama my dave i write for another au @turntechGoghead is your 8iggest fan )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2ef1435a071.png
ON THE TOPIC OF #SELFCEST I DON'T GET THE HYPE. BUT IT MIGHT BE INTERESTING TO TRY? NOT MY CUP OF TEA I THINK. BUT THEY ALWAYS SAY TRY BEFORE YOU BASH IT..