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ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
howw i feel about cigarettes to be honest
o-https://i.imgur.com/yZFRYw4.png--- @congruentAttitude- o-How-can-i-decline-when-he-asked-so-nicelY--- o-#Violence-#sillY---
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
I Can Appreciate A " Simp ". #positive
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
Never. My poise is infalliblle.
Lliterally true
Ii think the museum itself may just be an ad t.o° be h.o°nesty but I f.o°rgivve it f.o°r this it was s.o° euph.o°ric evevn if Ch.o°ke is n.o°t necessarily my fav.o°rite even .o°ut .o°f cullas https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/6611ed755115.png
I woulld say she knows most about llife ending injuries, to the neck
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
don'T mean to be a detractor but this is like saying holy shit have you guys tasted water? this shit is crazy
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
Everythings coming up english!
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
#VAGUECHITT.
⚓︎ lol? not a 〰ni〰ersal experience yo〰 need glasses
You have quite the elegant snout youre like a well heeled borzoi.
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
yEaH, mY BaD, iNfLiCtInG ViOlEnCe jUsT GeTs mE ExCiTeD I GuEsS (o:
iOn hAvE A PuBlIc hUmIlIaTiOn kInK LiKe hIm hOnKhOnKhOnK.(o: MoThErFuCkEr wAnTs hIm cAuSe i cAn mAkE HiM WoRsE. i cAn lEaVe a sCaR In hIs pAn sO DeEp iT DoN'T HeAl rIgHt bEcAuSe tHe pAiLiNg iS ThAt gOoD.
Believe it or not, we argued in the test kitchen over whether or not the drip was a touch on the nose. #BehindTheScenes #PrideMonth #Ally #GayCake #JustLikeYou
felt an intrinsic kinship vwith this chap the moment i laid eyes on him, except, ivwe got a vway better hairline. gamings for squares, but this here isn't a game, it's unparalleled erotic vwisdom packaged into a point and click masterpiece for modern trolls convwenience. you vwont vwant to miss this, cool cats and kittens. make sure to followv #casanovwagamer for my livwechits as a cruise, booze, and splooge through this busty and vwacky advwenture. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd93fbd9961c.jpg
*=_-^ 𝔥ttps://file.garden/aujin6psk2be𝔥wdq/𝔥[]rsle𝔥ard.png t𝔥is is t[][] 𝔥ard ^=_-'
#BFFs #sisters #glubyou #derp #GetYourDerpOn
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
I'm still mad and my 'puter still off, but all I have to say is, and with the dryest intonation possible, "Wow. I am shocked. Who could I have seen this coming?" Okay, bye.
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An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
I feell I shoulld bring up the matter that is my Titlle. I have seen the occasionall user of this website refer to me somewhat improperlly. It is The Duellist. With two Lls. I know my blloodllines quirk makes this confusing, so I wanted to cllear this up. Two Lls. Duellist. Not Duellist. Unquirk the chitt to see it llaid bare. The wholle repeating of the lls is something of the Bllaidd tradition. Except in the llast name. Yes, I do know this is confusing.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
... :(
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
I'M AT WORK. SOME PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET HAPPEN TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY.
Regrettably.
... Thank you.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
I really don't think they are obligated to do anything. It is exploring an interesting character space, it is appropriately tagged, it doesn't break any rules. They have followed every possible rule they can be expected to
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
>([nobody is fuckin doin it like you big dawg]
i met my girlfriend on r/cigarettes in 2011 we were making fun of everyone there among the first to do so we moved to chittr and i told her i would suck the battery out her palmhusk she loved a freaky voidrot chick i went to visit her in the sexy part of outglut in 2012 she fucked on this freaky voidrot chick bodyy #nsfw
↗️I HAVE AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU.↗️ ↘️i would like to sell you a surplus of baitcoin at a heavily discounted fee.↘️ ↗️I BOUGHT HIGH AND NOW I AM SELLING LOW. JUST FOR YOU.↗️ ↘️let us broker this deal.↘️
◌ I didn't realize the can of dirtgrubs I would open by making that chit. ⧂
tHAT'S A BIG, dOOFY!
That is rather large. No, I believe I am okay, although the offer is appreciated.
YOU HAVE ALREADY INTOXICATED ME ENOUGH YOU VILE WENCH.
✨ Oh my little monster, i am honored to be on your list for smoking a toke with trollobama.~ I will pass the blunt.~ ✨
So epic.
if you're an "ally" and you want to help the warmbloods, i have some adviCe for you. delete all of your soCial media so we don't have to hear you glubbing ever again.
my screenreader announcing his post on my account to me feeling like it’s troll fight club tylerr’s words coming out of my mouth
guys i can’t stop accidentally rechitting chitt omg BELIEVE ME i would never rechitt eridan without turning his statement into something about poop or the butt it’s from
i thinnk. unntil that onne personn. stops talkinng about us like. we’re inncapable grubs. i might keep chittr closed
1 H4D 70 CH1LL 0FF CH177R F0R 4 D4Y. H4D 70 D0 51CK K1CKFL1P5 70 R357 7H3 50UL.
I HAVE NOT SPOKEN WITH HIM IN SOME SWEEPS AND I AM DISAPPOINTED TO SEE SOMEONE WHO I THOUGHT HAD PERHAPS BEEN ON THE CORRECT PATH TO DEDICATED WORK SQUANDER HIS SPONGE ON SUCH THINGS AS TORTURE SIMULATIONS FRANKLY IT IS AN OFFENSE TO SOME OF OUR HIGHER BLOODED SUPERIORS TO MAKE A MOCKERY OF THE TRUE ART OF KEEPING A PAINTING LOWBLOOD IN ONE'S HIVE MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS ONLY OUTWEIGHED BY CONCERN FOR HIS CONTINUED LIVELIHOOD IF HE CONTINUES TO KEEP THIS UP #FREEHIM
D --> Moiralship may be magic, yes, but magic is beyond an earth pony such as myself
D --> Hmm D --> Fine D --> A low-caste unicorn is not an impossibility, even if they are commonly associated with regality and nobility
:33 < 33: the point of it is that it takes more than just mew to make magic equihiss!!! :33 < we can do it if we do it togethpurr!!
yeah if my kuprum catches wind of just how obsessed #some of you are with me she’s going to blow up an entire street with her lasers but that makes it better for me so keep it coming
hahahahahahahah women totally want me
i win also
ok step 2 of your anti normie education: if someone vagueposts hate reacts or blocks you then you win cuz it means youre living in their pan
I think he literally recorded the synths from a toilet. Don't quote me on that, though.
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when the website is chitting the bed #chityoursellf
No... that's... I knoww him... (Uh) It's an ancestral memory... - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
wOW, i REALLY, dID THAT YESTERDAY AND, wE'RE STILL UHH,,, wOW, i GUESS i NEED TO, sET UP SOME APPOINTMENTS, hEH,
go to sleep. now. there's nothing here for you to see
the just the way you are guy is on here????
(Uh) And I rose again, girl (Giiiirl) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
They're so Fly Me to the Moon, ohhh (Uh) (Corvvoe) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Objectively gauging its potential, more like.
Doubt.
#LIVESTREAMING at #ERIDANWEEK daleee
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1124364f1261.png #eridanweek #AREYOUCOMING?
#ImComing.
I have something inappropriate to say.
My actions during #EridanWeek do not define me as a person.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #tagcream #eridanweek ]
#tagcream #creamhim #nsfw #imcreaming #eridanweek
Biden, delete my search history NOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M INVESTED NOW. #TWISTHISBULGE #RUMBLEINDALIVE #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] Every hero needs a villain.
What comes quick, leaves quicker. It's about a slow but fo'sho 💯 daleee
Banger.
is that one of them.satan bands playing #eridanweek
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
I hope one D:ay Troll Robert Smith will get a :Chittr. Or maybe even play at #EriD:anWeek
i WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS, iN PUBLIC THANK YOU FOR YOUR, uNDERSTANDING IN THESE, tRYING TIMES,
:33 < #nowplaying: I Wanna Kno - 2 Mello https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXhdqbz7Twg
posting. my hole. #myhole https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/31/Untitled444_20260331221652.png #nsfw #orisit.
i THINK, iT BUILT CHARACTER,
ok, i got distracted from my own, and drew dave’s pony sona. i think it is my best work yet! https://files.catbox.moe/wmw7gq.jpeg
OH MY GOG TROLL BBNOS NOTIC3D M3 https://i.imgur.com/A1qrkS3.png mew~ 💖✨
troll bruno mars and troll p1tbull... can't bel1eve 1'm see1ng th1s...
also just flashed my tits wit a fan @ #eridanweek #nsfw
just wrote my first #ERIdANWEEK fiction... my Pan is sPinning
1 just thought 1 would play f1duspawn and see my favor1te content creator... th1s 1s 1ncred1ble... am 1 even allowed to be 1n the same room as troll bruno mars and troll cher??
Oh, don't you say (Don't you say) goodbye (Goodbye) I'm here (Girl) https://i.ibb.co/Tqg9YXp4/heygirl.png
#vaguepost i know blocking and moving on is the play 100% of the time but. i cannot believe the implications of someone saying "ah yes i cope by jokingly rping about hating transgenders and people of color"....... you're fucking dumb goodbye. idgaf if he was gonna change in 30 minutes..it wasn't FUNNY. ok that's all i got xoxo )
A resounding thank you to @freakNasty for a performance rivaling even the greats of our generation. Comment below or react to this post if you'd like to formally apply to become a Folykl Darane SUPERFAN. *Folykl Darane superfans may be tasked with cadaver removal and extraction duties prior to attending the OFFICIAL ERIDAN WEEK NIGHT ONE AFTERPARTY.
Children fleeing :) Tea-chers weep-ing :) People screaming :) #eridanweek
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://files.catbox.moe/hkea8e.png @freakNasty ]
I WAS HATCHED FOR THIS THEY CALL MY FANS THE FOLLICLES WAY THEY SPROUTED FROM MY HEAD FULLY FORMED I MADE YOU I CAN UNMAKE YOU I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD I CAN BRING YOU INTO THE NEXT THEY THOUGHT I WAS SLENDERMAN WAY I WENT LURKING BETWIXT DAWN SHADOWS THEY TRIED TO STOP ME ONCE AND I EMPTIED THE CLIP ON THEM I SENT THAT BITCH SKY HIGH DO YOU THINK I EVER GAVE A FUCK IM NECROTIC I DONT CARE IF I HAVE NO EYES I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY YOU WANT A CHANCE GET IN THE RING I LOST MY BACK MOLAR BITING A CRACK ROCK IN HALF AND IT STILL WASNT GOOD ENOUGH THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH IS VENOMOUS LIKE A KOMODO DRAGON LET ME BITE YOU BLOW UP THE NEAREST CHURCH YOU SEE WITH LASERS NONE OF THEM DESERVE HEAVEN GO TO TROLL WENDYS AND STICK YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER THEIR CAEGARS ARE YOUR CAEGARS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
people aren't talking enough about "leave nothing but a trail of poop" #folyklflowwww #eridanwwwweek
have yOu ever seen a wOman sO beautiful yOu started crying XO
if your going to be lonely on main, please dont be pathetic on main. i dont |w|ant to read any of this bile
kinda l0ve me, kinda hate me
[Remember Longcat, Jane? I remember Longcat. Fuck the picture on this page, I want to talk about Longcat. Memes were simpler back then, in 2006. They stood for something. And that something was nothing. Memes just were. “Longcat is long.” An undeniably true, self-reflexive statement. Water is wet, fire is hot, Longcat is long. Memes were floating signifiers without signifieds, meaningful in their meaninglessness. Nobody made memes, they just arose through spontaneous generation; Athena being birthed, fully formed, from her own skull. You could talk about them around the proverbial water cooler, taking comfort in their absurdity. “Hey, Johnston, have you seen the picture of that cat? They call it Longcat because it’s long!” “Ha ha, sounds like good fun, Stevenson! That reminds me, I need to show you this webpage I found the other day; it contains numerous animated dancing hamsters. It’s called — you’ll never believe this — hamsterdance!” And then Johnston and Stevenson went on to have a wonderful friendship based on the comfortable banality of self-evident digitized animals. But then 2007 came, and along with it came I Can Has, and everything was forever ruined. It was hubris, Jane. We did it to ourselves. The minute we added written language beyond the reflexive, it all went to shit. Suddenly memes had an excess of information to be parsed. It wasn’t just a picture of a cat, perhaps with a simple description appended to it; now the cat spoke to us via a written caption on the picture itself. It referred to an item of food that existed in our world but not in the world of the meme, rupturing the boundary between the two. The cat wanted something. Which forced us to recognize that what it wanted was us, was our attention. WE are the cheezburger, Jane, and we always were. But by the time we realized this, it was too late. We were slaves to the very memes that we had created. We toiled to earn the privilege of being distracted by them. They fiddled while Rome burned, and we threw ourselves into the fire so that we might listen to the music. The memes had us. Or, rather, they could has us. And it just got worse from there. Soon the cats had invisible bicycles and played keyboards. They gained complex identities, and so we hollowed out our own identities to accommodate them. We prayed to return to the simple days when we would admire a cat for its exceptional length alone, the days when the cat itself was the meme and not merely a vehicle for the complex memetic text. And the fact that this text was so sparse, informal, and broken ironically made it even more demanding. The intentional grammatical and syntactical flaws drew attention to themselves, making the meme even more about the captioning words and less about the pictures. Words, words, words. Wurds werds wordz. Stumbling through a crooked, dead-end hallway of a mangled clause describing a simple feline sentiment was a torture that we inflicted on ourselves daily. Let’s not forget where the word “caption” itself comes from: capio, Latin for both “I understand” and “I capture.” We thought that by captioning the memes, we were understanding them. Instead, our captions allowed them to capture us. The memes that had once been a cure for our cultural ills were now the illness itself. It goes right back to the Phaedrus, really. Think about it. Back in the innocent days of 2006, we naïvely thought that the grapheme had subjugated the phoneme, that the belief in the primacy of the spoken word was an ancient and backwards folly on par with burning witches or practicing phrenology or thinking that Smash Mouth was good. Fucking Smash Mouth. But we were wrong. About the phoneme, I mean. Theuth came to us again, this time in the guise of a grinning grey cat. The cat hungered, and so did Theuth. He offered us an updated choice, and we greedily took it, oblivious to the consequences. To borrow the parlance of a contemporary meme, he baked us a pharmakon, and we eated it. Pharmakon, φάρμακον, the Greek word that means both “poison” and “cure,” but, because of the limitations of the English language, can only be translated one way or the other depending on the context and the translator’s whims. No possible translation can capture the full implications of a Greek text including this word. In the Phaedrus, writing is the pharmakon that the trickster god Theuth offers, the toxin and remedy in one. With writing, man will no longer forget; but he will also no longer think. A double-edged (s)word, if you will. But the new iteration of the pharmakon is the meme. Specifically, the post-I-Can-Has memescape of 2007 onward. And it was the language that did it, Jane. The addition of written language twisted the remedy into a poison, flipped the pharmakon on its invisible axis. In retrospect, it was in front of our eyes all along. Meme. The noxious word was given to us by who else but those wily ancient Greeks themselves. μίμημα, or mīmēma. Defined as an imitation, a copy. The exact thing Plato warned us against in the Republic. Remember? The simulacrum that is two steps removed from the perfection of the original by the process of — note the root of the word — mimesis. The Platonic ideal of an object is the source: the father, the sun, the ghostly whole. The corporeal manifestation of the object is one step removed from perfection. The image of the object (be it in letters or in pigments) is two steps removed. The author is inferior to the craftsman is inferior to God. Fuck, out of space. Okay, the illustration on page 46 is fucking useless; I’ll see you there.] #DetectivePony #longcat
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Thtarting to get nice out. My favorite time of year. Altho the time of year you don't know if the weekend will bring a bright hot thunny day, or a blizzard.
eating my #coldpizza right now
who thought that putting some sort of LLM in a drone is a great idea? Can't believe enshittification happened even in the drones related development.... Good old beeping ones were better :{ probably I left it behind for the better #vagueposting #? #sorta
I would make a contextually relevant quip but since you guys don't have a whit of context for that quip and there's a lot of context required to understand it I'm just going to shitpost. Skateboarding while I eat my dinner? You don't understand, I'm on a casserole.
They might be. Depends where the wind takes me.
stapling my phone to the wall and using my recently purchased dowsing rods to tell me which quadrant reaction i should use for each chitt
whydotheycallittheovenwhenyouofinthecoldfoodofouthoteatthefood?? #muchtothinkabout
every0ne hatin' 0n me like j0j0 siwa
i made pizza rolls
uh, $he a lil′ freak, i gue$$ i′m an animal, e-i-e-i-o
dubstep
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PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you find yourself in legal trouble over some arson charges and need legal representation, i know a guy who can help
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)