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An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
I feell I shoulld bring up the matter that is my Titlle. I have seen the occasionall user of this website refer to me somewhat improperlly. It is The Duellist. With two Lls. I know my blloodllines quirk makes this confusing, so I wanted to cllear this up. Two Lls. Duellist. Not Duellist. Unquirk the chitt to see it llaid bare. The wholle repeating of the lls is something of the Bllaidd tradition. Except in the llast name. Yes, I do know this is confusing.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
... :(
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
I'M AT WORK. SOME PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET HAPPEN TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY.
Regrettably.
... Thank you.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
I really don't think they are obligated to do anything. It is exploring an interesting character space, it is appropriately tagged, it doesn't break any rules. They have followed every possible rule they can be expected to
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
>([nobody is fuckin doin it like you big dawg]
i met my girlfriend on r/cigarettes in 2011 we were making fun of everyone there among the first to do so we moved to chittr and i told her i would suck the battery out her palmhusk she loved a freaky voidrot chick i went to visit her in the sexy part of outglut in 2012 she fucked on this freaky voidrot chick bodyy #nsfw
↗️I HAVE AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU.↗️ ↘️i would like to sell you a surplus of baitcoin at a heavily discounted fee.↘️ ↗️I BOUGHT HIGH AND NOW I AM SELLING LOW. JUST FOR YOU.↗️ ↘️let us broker this deal.↘️
◌ I didn't realize the can of dirtgrubs I would open by making that chit. ⧂
tHAT'S A BIG, dOOFY!
That is rather large. No, I believe I am okay, although the offer is appreciated.
YOU HAVE ALREADY INTOXICATED ME ENOUGH YOU VILE WENCH.
✨ Oh my little monster, i am honored to be on your list for smoking a toke with trollobama.~ I will pass the blunt.~ ✨
if you're an "ally" and you want to help the warmbloods, i have some adviCe for you. delete all of your soCial media so we don't have to hear you glubbing ever again.
my screenreader announcing his post on my account to me feeling like it’s troll fight club tylerr’s words coming out of my mouth
guys i can’t stop accidentally rechitting chitt omg BELIEVE ME i would never rechitt eridan without turning his statement into something about poop or the butt it’s from
i thinnk. unntil that onne personn. stops talkinng about us like. we’re inncapable grubs. i might keep chittr closed
1 H4D 70 CH1LL 0FF CH177R F0R 4 D4Y. H4D 70 D0 51CK K1CKFL1P5 70 R357 7H3 50UL.
I HAVE NOT SPOKEN WITH HIM IN SOME SWEEPS AND I AM DISAPPOINTED TO SEE SOMEONE WHO I THOUGHT HAD PERHAPS BEEN ON THE CORRECT PATH TO DEDICATED WORK SQUANDER HIS SPONGE ON SUCH THINGS AS TORTURE SIMULATIONS FRANKLY IT IS AN OFFENSE TO SOME OF OUR HIGHER BLOODED SUPERIORS TO MAKE A MOCKERY OF THE TRUE ART OF KEEPING A PAINTING LOWBLOOD IN ONE'S HIVE MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS ONLY OUTWEIGHED BY CONCERN FOR HIS CONTINUED LIVELIHOOD IF HE CONTINUES TO KEEP THIS UP #FREEHIM
D --> Moiralship may be magic, yes, but magic is beyond an earth pony such as myself
D --> Hmm D --> Fine D --> A low-caste unicorn is not an impossibility, even if they are commonly associated with regality and nobility
:33 < 33: the point of it is that it takes more than just mew to make magic equihiss!!! :33 < we can do it if we do it togethpurr!!
yeah if my kuprum catches wind of just how obsessed #some of you are with me she’s going to blow up an entire street with her lasers but that makes it better for me so keep it coming
hahahahahahahah women totally want me
i win also
ok step 2 of your anti normie education: if someone vagueposts hate reacts or blocks you then you win cuz it means youre living in their pan
I think he literally recorded the synths from a toilet. Don't quote me on that, though.
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when the website is chitting the bed #chityoursellf
No... that's... I knoww him... (Uh) It's an ancestral memory... - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
wOW, i REALLY, dID THAT YESTERDAY AND, wE'RE STILL UHH,,, wOW, i GUESS i NEED TO, sET UP SOME APPOINTMENTS, hEH,
go to sleep. now. there's nothing here for you to see
(Uh) And I rose again, girl (Giiiirl) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
They're so Fly Me to the Moon, ohhh (Uh) (Corvvoe) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Objectively gauging its potential, more like.
Doubt.
#LIVESTREAMING at #ERIDANWEEK daleee
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1124364f1261.png #eridanweek #AREYOUCOMING?
#ImComing.
I have something inappropriate to say.
My actions during #EridanWeek do not define me as a person.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #tagcream #eridanweek ]
#tagcream #creamhim #nsfw #imcreaming #eridanweek
Biden, delete my search history NOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M INVESTED NOW. #TWISTHISBULGE #RUMBLEINDALIVE #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] Every hero needs a villain.
What comes quick, leaves quicker. It's about a slow but fo'sho 💯 daleee
Banger.
is that one of them.satan bands playing #eridanweek
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
I hope one D:ay Troll Robert Smith will get a :Chittr. Or maybe even play at #EriD:anWeek
i WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS, iN PUBLIC THANK YOU FOR YOUR, uNDERSTANDING IN THESE, tRYING TIMES,
:33 < #nowplaying: I Wanna Kno - 2 Mello https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXhdqbz7Twg
posting. my hole. #myhole https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/31/Untitled444_20260331221652.png #nsfw #orisit.
i THINK, iT BUILT CHARACTER,
ok, i got distracted from my own, and drew dave’s pony sona. i think it is my best work yet! https://files.catbox.moe/wmw7gq.jpeg
OH MY GOG TROLL BBNOS NOTIC3D M3 https://i.imgur.com/A1qrkS3.png mew~ 💖✨
troll bruno mars and troll p1tbull... can't bel1eve 1'm see1ng th1s...
also just flashed my tits wit a fan @ #eridanweek #nsfw
just wrote my first #ERIdANWEEK fiction... my Pan is sPinning
1 just thought 1 would play f1duspawn and see my favor1te content creator... th1s 1s 1ncred1ble... am 1 even allowed to be 1n the same room as troll bruno mars and troll cher??
Oh, don't you say (Don't you say) goodbye (Goodbye) I'm here (Girl) https://i.ibb.co/Tqg9YXp4/heygirl.png
#vaguepost i know blocking and moving on is the play 100% of the time but. i cannot believe the implications of someone saying "ah yes i cope by jokingly rping about hating transgenders and people of color"....... you're fucking dumb goodbye. idgaf if he was gonna change in 30 minutes..it wasn't FUNNY. ok that's all i got xoxo )
A resounding thank you to @freakNasty for a performance rivaling even the greats of our generation. Comment below or react to this post if you'd like to formally apply to become a Folykl Darane SUPERFAN. *Folykl Darane superfans may be tasked with cadaver removal and extraction duties prior to attending the OFFICIAL ERIDAN WEEK NIGHT ONE AFTERPARTY.
Children fleeing :) Tea-chers weep-ing :) People screaming :) #eridanweek
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://files.catbox.moe/hkea8e.png @freakNasty ]
I WAS HATCHED FOR THIS THEY CALL MY FANS THE FOLLICLES WAY THEY SPROUTED FROM MY HEAD FULLY FORMED I MADE YOU I CAN UNMAKE YOU I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD I CAN BRING YOU INTO THE NEXT THEY THOUGHT I WAS SLENDERMAN WAY I WENT LURKING BETWIXT DAWN SHADOWS THEY TRIED TO STOP ME ONCE AND I EMPTIED THE CLIP ON THEM I SENT THAT BITCH SKY HIGH DO YOU THINK I EVER GAVE A FUCK IM NECROTIC I DONT CARE IF I HAVE NO EYES I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY YOU WANT A CHANCE GET IN THE RING I LOST MY BACK MOLAR BITING A CRACK ROCK IN HALF AND IT STILL WASNT GOOD ENOUGH THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH IS VENOMOUS LIKE A KOMODO DRAGON LET ME BITE YOU BLOW UP THE NEAREST CHURCH YOU SEE WITH LASERS NONE OF THEM DESERVE HEAVEN GO TO TROLL WENDYS AND STICK YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER THEIR CAEGARS ARE YOUR CAEGARS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
people aren't talking enough about "leave nothing but a trail of poop" #folyklflowwww #eridanwwwweek
have yOu ever seen a wOman sO beautiful yOu started crying XO
if your going to be lonely on main, please dont be pathetic on main. i dont |w|ant to read any of this bile
kinda l0ve me, kinda hate me
[Remember Longcat, Jane? I remember Longcat. Fuck the picture on this page, I want to talk about Longcat. Memes were simpler back then, in 2006. They stood for something. And that something was nothing. Memes just were. “Longcat is long.” An undeniably true, self-reflexive statement. Water is wet, fire is hot, Longcat is long. Memes were floating signifiers without signifieds, meaningful in their meaninglessness. Nobody made memes, they just arose through spontaneous generation; Athena being birthed, fully formed, from her own skull. You could talk about them around the proverbial water cooler, taking comfort in their absurdity. “Hey, Johnston, have you seen the picture of that cat? They call it Longcat because it’s long!” “Ha ha, sounds like good fun, Stevenson! That reminds me, I need to show you this webpage I found the other day; it contains numerous animated dancing hamsters. It’s called — you’ll never believe this — hamsterdance!” And then Johnston and Stevenson went on to have a wonderful friendship based on the comfortable banality of self-evident digitized animals. But then 2007 came, and along with it came I Can Has, and everything was forever ruined. It was hubris, Jane. We did it to ourselves. The minute we added written language beyond the reflexive, it all went to shit. Suddenly memes had an excess of information to be parsed. It wasn’t just a picture of a cat, perhaps with a simple description appended to it; now the cat spoke to us via a written caption on the picture itself. It referred to an item of food that existed in our world but not in the world of the meme, rupturing the boundary between the two. The cat wanted something. Which forced us to recognize that what it wanted was us, was our attention. WE are the cheezburger, Jane, and we always were. But by the time we realized this, it was too late. We were slaves to the very memes that we had created. We toiled to earn the privilege of being distracted by them. They fiddled while Rome burned, and we threw ourselves into the fire so that we might listen to the music. The memes had us. Or, rather, they could has us. And it just got worse from there. Soon the cats had invisible bicycles and played keyboards. They gained complex identities, and so we hollowed out our own identities to accommodate them. We prayed to return to the simple days when we would admire a cat for its exceptional length alone, the days when the cat itself was the meme and not merely a vehicle for the complex memetic text. And the fact that this text was so sparse, informal, and broken ironically made it even more demanding. The intentional grammatical and syntactical flaws drew attention to themselves, making the meme even more about the captioning words and less about the pictures. Words, words, words. Wurds werds wordz. Stumbling through a crooked, dead-end hallway of a mangled clause describing a simple feline sentiment was a torture that we inflicted on ourselves daily. Let’s not forget where the word “caption” itself comes from: capio, Latin for both “I understand” and “I capture.” We thought that by captioning the memes, we were understanding them. Instead, our captions allowed them to capture us. The memes that had once been a cure for our cultural ills were now the illness itself. It goes right back to the Phaedrus, really. Think about it. Back in the innocent days of 2006, we naïvely thought that the grapheme had subjugated the phoneme, that the belief in the primacy of the spoken word was an ancient and backwards folly on par with burning witches or practicing phrenology or thinking that Smash Mouth was good. Fucking Smash Mouth. But we were wrong. About the phoneme, I mean. Theuth came to us again, this time in the guise of a grinning grey cat. The cat hungered, and so did Theuth. He offered us an updated choice, and we greedily took it, oblivious to the consequences. To borrow the parlance of a contemporary meme, he baked us a pharmakon, and we eated it. Pharmakon, φάρμακον, the Greek word that means both “poison” and “cure,” but, because of the limitations of the English language, can only be translated one way or the other depending on the context and the translator’s whims. No possible translation can capture the full implications of a Greek text including this word. In the Phaedrus, writing is the pharmakon that the trickster god Theuth offers, the toxin and remedy in one. With writing, man will no longer forget; but he will also no longer think. A double-edged (s)word, if you will. But the new iteration of the pharmakon is the meme. Specifically, the post-I-Can-Has memescape of 2007 onward. And it was the language that did it, Jane. The addition of written language twisted the remedy into a poison, flipped the pharmakon on its invisible axis. In retrospect, it was in front of our eyes all along. Meme. The noxious word was given to us by who else but those wily ancient Greeks themselves. μίμημα, or mīmēma. Defined as an imitation, a copy. The exact thing Plato warned us against in the Republic. Remember? The simulacrum that is two steps removed from the perfection of the original by the process of — note the root of the word — mimesis. The Platonic ideal of an object is the source: the father, the sun, the ghostly whole. The corporeal manifestation of the object is one step removed from perfection. The image of the object (be it in letters or in pigments) is two steps removed. The author is inferior to the craftsman is inferior to God. Fuck, out of space. Okay, the illustration on page 46 is fucking useless; I’ll see you there.] #DetectivePony #longcat
>([now listenin 2: busted was#ing mac#ine type beat]
Thtarting to get nice out. My favorite time of year. Altho the time of year you don't know if the weekend will bring a bright hot thunny day, or a blizzard.
eating my #coldpizza right now
who thought that putting some sort of LLM in a drone is a great idea? Can't believe enshittification happened even in the drones related development.... Good old beeping ones were better :{ probably I left it behind for the better #vagueposting #? #sorta
I would make a contextually relevant quip but since you guys don't have a whit of context for that quip and there's a lot of context required to understand it I'm just going to shitpost. Skateboarding while I eat my dinner? You don't understand, I'm on a casserole.
stapling my phone to the wall and using my recently purchased dowsing rods to tell me which quadrant reaction i should use for each chitt
whydotheycallittheovenwhenyouofinthecoldfoodofouthoteatthefood?? #muchtothinkabout
every0ne hatin' 0n me like j0j0 siwa
i made pizza rolls
uh, $he a lil′ freak, i gue$$ i′m an animal, e-i-e-i-o
dubstep
── ✦ HAPPY T⚢ SEE M⚢RE LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS ARE ACTIVE T⚢NIGHT.
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you find yourself in legal trouble over some arson charges and need legal representation, i know a guy who can help
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)