♠ hated by @grandioseArctophile

It's kind oof crazy hoow i knoow soome peoople oon here by their bulges but noot their faces

¡m 9onna 9o $hake peop!e$ hand$ now ok?

b!uhh you are $o boor¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡n9

¡m me

we have 7o make ou7 7hen #$u99e$7¡ve
toena1ls arent even the wer1dest th1ng e1ther, l1ke object1vely. 1m just say1ng

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] y0u did *what* [END MESSAGE]
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚I did not expect it to be fine. I had hoped it would give you some comfort, though. I will give you space for now, but please. Do not consider me your enemy. I do not want you to have to return to a monster, even if I am similarly considered one.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚That was public, I told her in separate messages to not do too much damage. But I am sorry I made you feel unsafe.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚First of all, Eva is my kismisis, not my "guard dog". Secondly, she does as she sees fit, and at the time I saw no reason to step in, as I had already informed her I desired you both alive and without serious wounds. Thirdly, I will not abandon you because we have disagreed on some things. Do you think the care I showed you before as false?
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Cynomn, I truly meant for this to be a safer place for you to visit. I do not like how you conduct yourself at times, but I do not think you cannot find comfort with me. With us.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚I'm afraid I cannot control my beloveds! And I do not take well to others insulting them! You are welcome back, but I must insist you have a bit more respect for those around you!
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚You may well be very much fucked, I'm afraid.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Because Eva's moirail is a lawyer who has won cases of rustbloods over purplebloods and is willing to encourage basically everything she does.
❤ It'll probably start as criminal mischief due to unfortunate laws about helm personhood. Start. ❤
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚You really, really, REALLY want a good lawyer.

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❤ Hey, so, uh, one more helpful tip! Get a lawyer. A really really good lawyer. ❤
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚I fear that Kizzah is my moirail. Eva is very protective about me and if I am taken advantage of and I was going to tell her that she needn't worry! However! You insulted my moirail! So I no longer have any qualms about her lethally injuring you.
❤ That's kinda what I was trying to warn you about, that Evie has a nasty "punish wrongdoers" thing and you messed up and she has a gun. ❤
❤ hey um sorry to bother @grandioseArctophile buy uhhh you should leave right now immediately sorry and probably never ever come back ❤
Uh huh. I'm by the pool. This is both an in^itation and a threat if you're too mean to the staff.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Whyever not? It is easy enough to avoid, is it not?
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Yes, my friend? Is something amiss?
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚It is more that you have the opportunity to do it. Please recall that user ‘Cynomn Ilikum’ no longer has any power over you, access to you, or control over what is or is not done to you. But, I will not force your hand.
[USER_CYNOMN_ILIKUM_IDENFITIED] > run “begging_for_life” protocol > initializing
[UNIT_AC-X012_TEXT_INPUT] I am s𖢥rry I am s𖢥 s𖢥 s𖢥rry N𖢥kken t𖢥ld me t𖢥 s𐦍𖢥uld I n𖢥t I can delete it [TRANSMISSION_CONCLUDED]
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚My apologies, but you do go out of your way to speak with him on every occasion. You shall have to forgive me for jumping to conclusions!
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚It means that you are pleasant to be around and Cynomn enjoys your presence!
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚If you insist! I am glad to hear your enthusiasm in your tone once more.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Would you desire the company of your deranged companion as well? Or have any particular requests that I can accommodate for you?
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Goodness, that's not very polite! Would you like to come over, perhaps have some tea and cakes?

oh my godddd make out already this is ridiculous
[YOU BOTH ARE LITERALLY HATE$EXTING IN PUBLI#]

thank god my yaoi's 8ack on I'm saved

those two seadwellers hatefuckin on main
[WHAT TVE FU#K WHERE]
[YEAH I JU$T $AW #GETAROOM]

Perhaps I've 6een lacking 9n my c9mmentary here, 6ut this has never 6een the place t9 seri9usly try t9 spread ide9l9gy. Alas, it d9es feel strange 6eing quiet f9r s9 l9ng, and wh9 w9uld I 6e if I didn't crawl 9ut 9f the w99dw9rk after l9ng peri9ds 9f silence? Even if it's 9nly t9 give an update 9n the life y9u all definitely want t9 hear a69ut. I jest, 96vi9usly. Th9se wh9 are actually curi9us a69ut what I'm d9ing sh9uldn't kn9w, f9r my 9wn safety, 6ut I did have s9mething interesting happen recently. Mysteri9us 6l99d spatters 9utside my ca6in. Just an animal, 9f c9urse, 6ut it was certainly jarring t9 wake up t9 given the lack 9f sharp 96jects ar9und my h9me. Perhaps a hunt g9ne wr9ng? I f9und it and all9wed it t9 rest with me until it healed, then sent it 9n its way. All-in-all, a pleasant 9utc9me.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Ah, I understand. Did he arrive while I was resting?
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚I must admit you are shockingly attached to this individual, I had not expected it!
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Alright, everything seems to be going well! Our friend has been healed of his head injuries, fed, and sent back to his river of choice. The new helmsunit is still in the slime, and we have not seen much response, but there does seem to be some occasional attempt at discharge. It seems they were not out much, and mostly in stasis within their ship. Candee is playing some games in front of them, so it is easy to keep an eye on them both. I believe I will likely have to speak with Cynomn's ancestor soon, but there is no real rush! Indeed, hopefully all remains peaceful.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚He shall not be coming for you, please enjoy the suite!

oh my god they’re 8asically 8lockmates rn…
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Indeed, as I am here as well! It is where my most effective medicull equipment is, after all!

⊹ ⟡kay maybe instead ⟡f w⟡rrying w#⟡ did w#at, #⟡w ab⟡ut we try and find #im???? Didn’t y⟡ur friend send s⟡me⟡ne t⟡ c⟡llect #im? I kn⟡w #e went t⟡ sleep but I’m sure y⟡u can still find ⟡ut w#ere it was??? ⊹
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚My friends, I fear I must rest! Thus, I shall give further instruction here, so that it is not lost. Mr Datura Isisti, please continue to use the medicull bay until your results are clear! Mr Cynomn Ilikum, should your guardian arrive as I rest, please inform them to make use of the guest rooms, as I am sure they wish to speak with me. Violet, Bellee, please ensure that our new helmsman and our guests is as comfortable as possible. Violet specifically please make sure Bellee does not throw rocks at my door. Goodlight all! May tomorrow have better moments for us all!
[ME AND GATZBY $TARTERD EXA#TLY LIKE THAT NEXT THING I KNEW I WA$ ON ALL FOUR$ ]
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Who knows! Could be anything.
[NAH THEY FU#KING ]
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Oh I am most certain you do...
[??? WHERE]
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚I sent Violet! Who, despite her name, is a purple blood. It is not confusing except for when it is. Regardless she will likely be there soon, and then will return. You do not have to fear anything happening to our friend.

ohh nice we’ve got yaoi 8lackrom on the dash tolight
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚I merely tease, be careful! I can feel your fuming from this side of the ship!
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚How strange! I could have sworn I'd seen the two of you interacting quite... pitchly, upon my palmhusk....
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚You seem so invested in his potential death! Who else would have the position to watch over a fool, hm?
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Hm? Would you like to oversee his recovery personally?
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚I am glad we have come to a peaceful resolution!

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˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚He is a typical sort. I would not worry; he should at the very least know better than to cross me.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Indeed! But perhaps resting in your guest suite is a better use of your time.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚He shall be fine, as would you if we put you in a tube. But you should stay within the guest room, for now, I think. Lest you potentially experience something unpleasant.

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˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Do you believe me to not be calm? You may be right; but perhaps you should focus more on waiting, hm?
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Wonderful! I shall await the exchange.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Most wonderful! I am delighted to have come to such a peaceful accord! Do not fear, I shall compensate you for your services.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚I see... I did not think I could steal employees from others, but this opens a new avenue! I shall consider this!

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Don't worry about that guy, your vibes are immaculate.

Only one of tho§e he(R)e in thi§ th(R)ead. ™

Anothe(R) vi(c)tim of the Jou(R)nal Fa(c)to(R)y explo§ion it §eem§. ™
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