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Do You Think He Would Bite Me Too Hard On Purpose If I Asked Him To. I Wonder How Sharp His Teeth Are. #nsfwe #nsfw #nsfc
It Is Normal To Want To Be Suffocated Beneath A Much Larger, Wider Troll. It Is So Normal, That Saying It Is Normal Is Redundant. Just Because I Am Thinking About Getting " Choked Out " By Him Doesn't Mean That I Am Not Normal. I Need A Cold Shower. #nsfw #nsfc #nsfwe #hhhhh
ehehehe! alri6hty, i'm 6onna leave ya be! heCk knows i bother nemean way too muCh, probably shouldn't start bu66in' ya that muCh too! see ya 'round, friend! ^◡^
well no need to 6o di66in' it up on my aCCount, pardner! i'm just happy to meetCha! ^◡^
Coulda been anythin' t'my untrained eye at least! m'sure folks'd love to see that! only if yer Comfortable, mind ya, ain't no pressure from anyone!
oh, sh*t, r1ght, sorry bro...! yeah l1ke we- l1ke _1_ was say1ng, 1 love strong men pa1red w1th cowards, that's my favor1te, 1 love 1t }:)
Man, 1 love strong men pa1red w1th cowards... That's my fav- OH MY GOD sanj1 and zoro TOTALLY almost just k1ssed..... bro 1 KNOW 1t was total p1tchba1t and they d1dn't ACTUALLY k1ss but YOOOO omg the fanf1c market on th1s arc has to be 1NSANE... yo and the LOOK on usopps face, oh man he was SO jealous... rankma1d where ARE you.....
howdy! ^◡^
#NeedThat
@tipsyGenostalgic #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b7e4d2c2e9c.png
heeeeeeeeey https://cdnimgchestc0m/files/09a7ad4af806png
☆~𖦹 I am frankly terrified by the horrific creature you have described here. Please, could you inform me where you saw this werewolf so I can avoid it? 𖦹~☆
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WHY W0ULD 4 M0N573R W4N7 70 H00K Y0U UP W17H 4 M0N573R? WH47'5 H3 G0NN4 D0??
1'M 50 C0NFU53D
H00K UP W17H WH47??
:33< meow too
If I'm to+ attend girls night, I sho+uld pick o+ut so+mething cute to+ wear.
:33 < Meow! Aren't I so cute?
I WANT TO FUCK ALL THE MIMES!!!!!!!!! I BEG!!! #nsfw
every older man on the site needs to come hive with me i am not joking
:33 < genuinely m33ting mewlin made me reconsider some things about myself :33 < it was like looking in a carnival funhouse mirror and s33ing how efurryone else s33s me
You know, I could build a fucking machine. #nsfw
c< tHats sad, i HOpe yOu caN get sOMe sOON tHOugH! >c
c< tacOs aNd susHi! tacOs aNd susHi! tacOs aNd susHi aNd aNtidepressaNts! >c
So+me tro+lls are an uphill battle to+ suppo+rt, but deserve the suppo+rt no+netheless. That is impo+rtant to+ keep in mind.
< SOMETIMES I LEARN A NEW WORD FROM A TYPO BECAUSE AUTOCORRECT DOESN'T FIX IT, AND IT'S ALWAYS A LITTLE BIT SHOCKING. >
< I APPRECIATE YOU TOO! SWEETNESS COMES EASILY. >
:33< sigh... :33< bulge <3 :33< #nsfw
ever since he crashed the economy and nakked a bunch of consorts out of their homes our hero has been putting in a lot of work to make it up to us including free use of the alchemiter to select crocs. and GUESS whos on the LIST naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak #infinite snaks
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3c9d925cf0f3.png wwell i havve this noww #teaparty
monster fucker in general, but he is a personal favorite of mine.
eating things is alwvays wveird nowv.
:33< im nodding at mew
:33< oh fur sure both im just asking which one mew meant in mewre post :33< i have a fafurite and its mewvie :33c
:33< book or mewvie?
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I LOVE CHTTING WITH MY MUTHAHAFUCKING PAN MELTIONG OUT THE SIDE OF MY EARS I LVOJE CHITTING WHEN I CAN'T EVEN ATELL WHAHAT TIME IT IS ANYMORE I LOVE CHITTING ON MY PLMASHUK ON MY PALMHUKSKIY I LOVE BLACKJING OUT UJNTIL I'M MUTHFUCKING CATATONIC YIPPEE :o) #substance
< HTTPS://TENOR.COM/D3VJ6A7H7JQ.GIF >
you ever look at your partner and just be like "man why do you look like that" kurloz fucking sleeping with his eyes open like a weirdo. adorable, also eugh... looks like one of those cats.
< I HAVE SEEN HIM. HE SAID HE'S WAITING FOR THE KISS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/478764096978.GIF >
:33< of course its the liejon way
It is never ethical to snitch on someone for shoplifting.
troll pitch dating app called jerkmate send chit. #nsfw or whatever.
:33< getting sl33py how are mew meowrlin
< NICE TO MEET YOU NERLIN PEOJON IM LURLOZ PAKARA. >
:33< thats fangtastic mews!
< MISREAD YOUR NAME AS NERLIN FOR A SECOND. >
// Some Kurloz art I've done for fun in order: horror terror Kurloz, Jadeblood Kurloz (i should rp again one day), Kurloz but I hit him over the head with a wrench and he lost his memory. https://64.media.tumblr.com/d402aa85f04d06d7db3932d18d17902c/e4b1e516e1c84490-d9/s1280x1920/30e93ae67fe98e965699df78b5754e5ef5fbff41.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/254a90c5d75408a7bd8134cb1021d92a/e4b1e516e1c84490-7c/s1280x1920/d3ad1fc630624782b3dd31f9f5d361b11236854f.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/fb31513fea6d5dd3f54dfdd1a8435e45/e4b1e516e1c84490-1f/s400x600/b24cc6bbec8485758760b533a357f84378e7268c.png
// he wouldn't post this IC because he hadn't beefed up quite yet/ he cut his hair off to see if he would like it (he did not like it) https://64.media.tumblr.com/eb6b2ded5b3d9c8a07ce4f6460dd7313/1f184e3d74f3ca41-02/s1280x1920/6cd91db523b5300f9792d4046fb9c14c83d78ae9.png
< YOU CAN COME AND SEE WHY IT GOT BANNED YOURSELF. >
every once and a while i update my banner to show off my new additions to my collections and things ^0^ my shelves are getting fuller! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, my face, rankmaid-sensei, #rankbait, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d17d372d3533.png
:33 < f33ling cute today! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/771942109867278366/1493300222829396158/IMG_9063.jpg?ex=69de77b5&is=69dd2635&hm=e5f61653b7ea72fd391bf7bc9e30838090a2d5ba88c549fbe41b8c362bd97aab&
< GRUMBLR'S BAN ON PORN COULDN'T STOP ME FROM TALKING ABOUT MY BULGE, AND CHITTR IS SURE AS FUCK NOT STOPPING ME. #NSFW. >
((Just to be clear btw. I don't mind others goofing about to to some extent, but Cronus isn't secretly in the closet or anything. I don't really enjoy making those sorts of jokes myself, I don't like to imply that someone is a misogynist and is obsessed with upholding his own masculinity just because he's secretly gay. Cronus is like this because he's a bad person who chooses to be this way every day. He's #notgay and proud because he's a dickhead.))
concept: “you want a shot?” you nod your head, watching them pour a glass before knocking it back into their own mouth before you have time to protest, they grab you by your cheeks to pry open your lips leaning in to spit it back into your mouth between messy kisses (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #substance, #nsfw, unmentioned quads, archive rating: M)
8=D < I enjoy leatherwork.
HTTPS://MEDIA.TENOR.COM/GTLDCM4P4ESAAAAM/KITTY-KITTEN.GIF
hey ;) (#dirk took the picture so it aint a #selfie) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d87c0af3c430.png
y34h!! sm4sh.
post #rankbait
1s 1t too l4t3 to post my r3sultz??? >8] hon3stly som3 p3opl3 1 just thr3w 1nto fuck st4tus for th3 fun of 1t h4h. cuz l1k3. WOULD. #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/3835103f4721.png
(*´꒳`*) < DID IT! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/ACHVPWA0VHDP6DIO/MY-IMAGE%204.PNG
:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2b3ae93055f.png :33 < my new updated tierlist with all my furriends!! :33 < this time minus the ancestors cause i really just did them on vibes anyways :33c
4ll 1m s4y1ng 1s 1m out h3r3 4t th3 fuck t13r of th3s3 l1sts 4nd y3t no on3s com3 to r41l m3. JUST S4Y1N. >8P #nsfw #1mb31ngsos3r1ousobz #th1s1sSOOOOs3r1ous
*\(^O^)/* < MIGHT MAKE A TIERLIST BUT ITS JUST WHAT QUAD I SHIP MYSELF IN WITH EFURRYONE! H33H33!
M0M3N7 0F CL4R17Y: D0N'7 G37 M3 WR0NG, 1 F33L V3RY LUCKY 70 83 D471NG L47UL4. H0W3V3R, 1 7H1NK W3'R3 P3RF3C7 F0R 34CH 07H3R. 5H3'5 P3RF3C7, R4D1C4L, 4ND 834U71FUL. 1 L0V3 H3R 70 D347H, 8U7 1 D0N'7 L1K3 FR4M1NG MY R3L4710N5H1P W17H H3R 45 "1'M LUCKY," 0R 5H3 P1CK3D M3, 4ND 1 P1CK3D H3R 4ND 1'M H4PPY 7H47 0UR R3L4710N5H1P 15 45 H34L7HY 4ND 45 5748L3 45 17 15.
(*^Ω^*) < UGHHH!!! I WANT TO SHIP MYSELF BUT IT F33LS SO BIASED! BECLAWS OF COURSE I WANT ME WITH EVFURRYONE!
What we have learned is: #EverybodyLovesCullingAmporas
(>>->) I WaNnA HuMp s0m30N3 tI// I Sh00T A /0Ad 0F G3N3TiC MaT3RiA/ a// 0V3R Th3m #nSfW HONK
(*^◯^*) < CANT WAITTT TO GET TO KNOW MORE PEOPLE HERE!!! （≧∇≦）< I N33D MY SHIPS TO BE AS ACCURATE AS PURRSIBLE!
Fuck - Most everybody Marry - Not doing that again Kill - That one Eridan
FCUK: L47UL4 M4RRY: L47UL4 K1LL: 4NY0N3 WH0 15N7 L47UL4
(>>->) B3T Ur pR3TtY T0UcHaB/3 T00 ;ø3 #NsFw HONK
is girlsmell hot or no please be honest it wont hurt my feelings (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
fine fine fuck: dunno, if you asked me a specific person I could say yes or no on the "fuck" or not, but tbh I dont wvant most people to touch me, it makes me skin crawvl. marry: Kurloz or Meenah, I'm already dating them, and if I had to bind myself to one for life, it'd be either of them. kill: Eridan Ampora, caliguaascendit is the one, but really, if anyone that looks like that slimy motherfucker wvere to die i'd be thrilled. #nsfwv
(>>->) Ur a sI//y 0/iV3B/00D :ø3 HONK
(〃Ω〃) < MEW SHOULDVE LET THEM K33P GOING!
==> Cronus uploads a video of Kurloz beating up his alt. (Despite the ooc tag, you can treat this as an IC video) The fight is bloody and silent aside from the sound of them hitting each other and the TV on in the background, with the occasional commentary from Cronus himself. The fight eventually stops when one Kurloz manages to get on top of the other and starts wailing on his alt's face. "Hey, break it up, you're about to kill each other and break the fucking table." The phone falls over for a moment, and it's picked back up by one of the Kurlozs. Cro's matesprit is holding it, and both Kurloz's give each other a high five and thumbs up. "Give me my phone back, Kurly." The video cuts off after.
(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾ < TWO PURRLOZS FIGHTING... LET ME WATCH!!!!!!!!! #SELFCEST #ITSIMPLIED!
:o) Today a dear, dear friend visited. :o) My cold, withered blood pusher has not felt so alive in... a long ass time. :o) I am most pleased.
Fuck - Marry - My boyfriend Kill - i dont hate anyone enough to kill em. #nsfwv
oohhh g1v3 m3 som3 p33pz 1 w4nn4 do th1s fuck m4rry k1ll th1ng!!! >8] #nsfw?
< IT'S BOUND TO HAPPEN SOON. I'LL LET YOU KNOW. >
< I WILL GLADLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY ALTS. IT'S BONDING. I'LL PUNCH ANY OF THEM. I DON'T CARE WHAT COLOR YOU ARE, OR IF WE GET ALONG GREAT; MY FIST IS CONNECTING WITH YOUR JAWLINE. >
no problem chief
pft yeah sure i can.
so my timelines kurloz stays ovwer sometimes to talk to my matesprit kurloz, and right nowv they're just... beating the shit out of each other.
nevr apawlogize 4 bein horned up on main tht shit is my daily newspaper on this site
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i fucked that troll fish dick and id do it again #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ A little dryhumping never hurt a friendship. #nsfw ]
Honeslty not even sure what the point of me playing Smapsh or Pass is when I'd smash way more than I'd pass. LOOOOOOOOL. #substances #nsfw
Too many f8cking hunks on this site. Two many 8ad 8itches on this site. Too f8cking 8isexual for this site.
Dualscar likedand pited my chit. I need to lay downnnnnnnn. #substances #nsfw #trustmeitreallyis
(( i think i need a job )) (( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964666640958644266/1492752918556709066/image.png?ex=69dc79fd&is=69db287d&hm=0660b48d18a040ee670c0e62768918b6f39bf1ffc3b9020a0e672b35f640c254& ))
I don't usually do t)(is kind of stuff, but, w)(ale!! T)(ere was spare fabric from my waitress uniform's construction, and we already )(ad t)(e cameras out! Be nice or I'll never do t)(is again 3|D #nsfw #casinonight https://i.postimg.cc/7ZVnK3Np/casino.png
God th3 thing2 I would do to my mat32prit Lik3 hold him, and bru2h hi2 hair and 2hit 2candalou2
https://giphy.com/gifs/charming-hey-there-mlady-lady-emoji-FnIOl9UZmHF8C3NTtc #lookingforlove #vaugeposting #miracleinthebedroom
🎵 Now Listening - Soundtrack #6 Happy Theme - Fred Strittmatter, Quirin Amper Jr. https://youtu.be/NUNTv_ezcrs?si=IDOnrqD3bqd_Ywzf
X I can get Kazumo to give us a book for it x
intriguing
https://tenor.com/view/shreek-smile-shrek-meme-smiling-nice-gif-2254951627329396250
thers a tv head?
Remember, we at VoxTek support women's wrongdoings. Take our lovely social media manager and fashion icon Velvette, for example.
oh ! it appears u already summoned one on accident !!
I will provide the green fire
https://media.tenor.com/aBEt9WQMSfYAAAAM/sonic-rizz.gif
demon summoning party?
im on a boat (im on a boat) im on a boat (im on a boat) everybody look at me cause im sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) im on a boat (im on a boat) im on a boat take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah) #LyricsPosting #Mood #Tfw
giggling n kickin my feet watchin him bark at other men tht try 2 flirt w me <3
Oh - dear - Maybe - you - are - living - up - to - it >
Maybe? - That's - like - a - lot - older - than - me >
concept: "youre about my daughters age" (tags: #dashwatching, #rankworks, #nsfw, age difference, human title #dilf, human fetish, archive rating: M)
yxu need tx keep the ? xfter the wxtch pxrt but xdd thxt bxck xnd yxu're xll gxxd
need him 2 grab my hair supr hard w/ both hands n his claws diggin in my scalp n force my head down on it til i choke #nsfw
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=>>SØ TRUE>>>
just delete the ? xnd everything xfter it (?V=MB1CBKPLYGK in this cxse)
could you imagine if your friends who are matesprits invited you out to hang out and you were like "no i dont want to impose" but they reassured you they wanted you there so you hang out and are kind of third wheeling but its okay because you enjoy spending time with them and later you go back to their hive and things are winding down and youre thinking about leaving but before you can bring up heading out you notice that theyre kissing and they havent stopped kissing for a while so youre sitting there just staring at them and you cough or clear your throat but all it does is make one of them pull the other into their lap and youre frighteningly close to both of them and can hear the noises of them making out and youre forced to just hold onto your knees and sit there while you debate what to do and finally you stand up to start heading to the door and one of them goes "where do you think youre going" and you just sort of laugh and say "yyou guys are busy ill leave you alone" and both of them look at you with a pitiful expression and say "no we want you here" "we want you to stay" so you sit back down and they pick back up like nothing has changed (tags: im not sure, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
flirting w him by sendin strange n mysterious occult artifacts in unmarked boxes unnanounced to his hive
is it ethical 2 hit on a dilf if he jst joined the site
sigh, i'm so hot
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I too scratch my back on rough surfaces (usually a wall corner). #bearmaxxing
#NSFW HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/X3L9DK.JPEG
concept: out of your pan high drunk everything in between feeling their hands squish your cheeks to force you to down more liqour, forcing you to swallow, leaning in to messily kiss you through laughter afterwards feeling them blow smoke on your face for a secondhand coating their fingers in slime and forcing them down your throat you dont remember taking your pants off but it feels so good (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #substance, #nsfw, #nsfwe, redcoded, flushcoded, unmentioned quads, chitfic, substance abuse, peer pressure, soporplay, mutual intoxication, archive rating: M)
BRING THUMB OF YOUR RIGHT HAND. YOUR SWORD HAND. TO RECTUM. STICK IT WITHIN TO FIND THE PRIZE. FORM THE ARCH OF HONOURS.
lowkey too stoned 2 function rn wats good #substance
:33< cant wait to s33 it meowrlin
Do you know when you and yeah #substance
:33< i think mewed look in anya outfit mewre not purrezi t33h33 :33< mewed look great in it though im pawsitive efurryone looks good in kitty lingere!
Under the shower it just hits different. #suggestive
Sighs. Dreamily to+o+, but yo+u can't hear it.
My milkshake brings all the cats to the lawnring. They're crowding me, all meowing. Frick. They're drowning me in retaliation.
HAHA_Sounds like sometHing I would do._HAHA
(=\>.</=) All the Meulins getting freaky.
Same.
https://i.postimg.cc/fLX5ZJX4/what-the-fuck.png (( I cannot post this in character because SHE WOULDN'T DO THIS, but this is what @orphanerDualscar and Mindfang's DM's exchanges feel like half the time they talk. ))
when theyre small enough to fit perfectly in your lap ^///0///^ (tags: kyaaaa, size difference, be normal rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
thank you for your support in my sleepover everyone i could have never imagined so mmany friends would be interested in doing sleepover things i have read about and also the thing with the two human boys kissing for us to watch at some point in the night my hive got burnt down but im staying with one of my bestest friends coolscar while my lowblood disability checks fund the drone repair squad the sleepover will happen when repairs are finished im excited to see everyone! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #justiceforrankmaidssleepover, see you soon!, archive rating: M)
HOLES OF GLORY. COME TO THE BUBBLE. #nsfw
どんなポッキーの味が一番美味しいの？ ♥️ チョコレート ♦️ 苺 ♠️ クッキークリーム ♣️ 抹茶 あと、ドリアン味は絶対に試さないほうがいい。文字通りケツのような味がして、食べた後は水を飲まなきゃいけなかった。
I'm seeing a little #talk a69ut #ancest9rs 9n the timeline, and since I'm sure y9u all are c9ntinu9usly curi9us a69ut the statush99d and su6jugati9n 9f 9ffspectrum tr9lls 9n 6ef9rus, I w9uld 6e m9re than happy t9 weigh in. Actually, my ancest9r's tale is a deeply tragic 9ne and, in my 9pini9n, a cauti9nary tale a69ut the dire c9nsequences 9f n9t 6eing pr9ud in 9ne's 6l99d c9l9r. Th9ugh I w9n't name names t9 preserve his p99r attempts t9 cling t9 an9nymity (#IfY9uKn9wY9uKn9w), I can say with certainty that if my ancest9r had simply shed his deceptive lime6l99d c9verings and em6raced his true nature as a pr9ud 9ffspectrum tr9ll, he w9uldn't have inadvertently 6een resp9nsi6le f9r the deaths and injuries 9f inn9cent hardw9rking individuals and spent his life incarcerated. Let this imp9ster's st9ry 6e a warning t9 any9ne still hiding 6ehind hem9an9nymity: pretending t9 6e s9mething y9u're n9t will 9nly get y9u and the pe9ple ar9und y9u hurt. #Ancest9rTalk
We have event days set up for #chilistrip! It's set for Wednesday through Friday, all day until the end of Friday! You can join both the SERVER and the Parp Chatroom! The Parp chatroom will be inactive UNTIL Wednesday. The Discord Server will be available for use all the time for casual interactions and smaller events! The time allotted is to allow people not in my timezone, US EASTERN TIME have as much time to join and participate in the events!
((re: my last ooc post - things are okay now. who knew that just having an honest adult conversation and communicating with your loved ones can resolve conflicts and everything can be okay again!!! crazy shit!! ))
8=D < Yes, I do suppose it could be interpreted as us. Thank you.
8=D < Oh. Yes. Very charming. Thank you. I enjoy this.
8=D < Neigh. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjE%N3JzOWh2b%FjbGk2bjd6eGw%YWN1ZG%4b2NuO%g1Yjg3b3VsODFvcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/fE1cneGalHdRHsS10T/giphy.gif
8=D < I have learned how to use GIFs. Enjoy this beautiful free spirit. https://64.media.tumblr.com/1e3d4d6618827c0e584dc640cf790dc6/413ede2f210ddcef-e9/s400%600/a96f379a706f7f7d4997b1229ad8e5ff01bb99f6.gif
8=D < May I... post another GIF?
howw i look at the barista wwhen she hands me my latte and the "symbol of hope" i humbly commanded her to sculpt the foam into is a portrait a jakes fat fuckin cheeks #nsfww @golgothasTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/474b9110eb5e.wwebp
https://i.postimg.cc/0ywQrzRj/Promo-4-13.png Now, given the fact the events hosted prior have 8een chaotic and devoid of organis8tion, I shall 8e introducing a series of nights dedic8ted with proper schedule throughout the 12th and the 14th of what many of you deem as 'April'. This will 8e a venue hosting gam8ling, so wrigglers are not welcome. Currency such as 8eforan/Alternian Caegars, Sgru8 currency such as Grist or 8oondollars are converti8le. Entry will 8e free, with a 8ar area to sport. As this we8site does not hold the technology to provide the equipment necessary, it shall 8e hosted in a venue where transport8tion is easier to supply. Get here early, if you want to particip8te so my security can approve your arrival ahead of time. The conditions: https://www.tumblr.com/ghostshipofficial/808396162870673408/join-ghost-ship-today?source=share #gambling #casinonight
>([not now kitten daddy is catfis#ing a corporate regional manager on vr c#at]
in case you havwen’t noticed, im vweird. i’m a vweirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont wvant to fit in. havwe you ewver seen me wvithout this stupid cig? thats vweird.
8=D < *Chuffs in an attentive manner with my ears pointed forwards.*
Why are these purple bitches so horny today? What the fuck? #nsfw (kinda)
While some might make the assumption that 8eing the prime Vriska on the TL at any given time feels awesome (and it does), I also actually like myself? I want other like-minded 8ad 8itches to huddle up with while we point and laugh at other people!!!!!!!!
i am proud to announce that i am an ampora wvho does not vwant to be stepped on. unless that wvould seal the deal #suggestivwe
i think i wwant someone to spit on me #nsfw
hello!
:33 < Meow...
As lo+ng as I o+nly check replies to+ my po+sts when I wake up and no+t any po+st anyo+ne else has made, I tend to+ have a better time when I first wake up and check Chittr.
good morning guys. :)
https://i.postimg.cc/JnFmNTPm/Untitled²³7-²0²604¹0²²³5¹².png The temporary trainer I am working with kindly took this photo for me to commemorate a first successful session. We went over the basics, and I am excited to find a full-time trainer to go over more complicated lessons. ( #nsfw just to be safe, again. )
Go+o+d mo+rning, yo+u charmer.
Bwuh. I'm awake.
2atii2fiied enough..
MEAN GIRLS. #YEARNING
:33< yeah that happens sometimes
:33< desks are clawmfy and warm mew should sl33p on them!!!
>+. ME AND MY BONG... .+< #substance
hell 7eah brother
I fully understand the constant and loud urge to beat the shit out of cronus fucking ampora.
:33< always sick to s33 cat trolls on the timeline hiiii guys!!! :33< were the bestest!!!
i think peggin wwould savve livves #nsfw
I'M FINE NOW BUT I WILL NEVER SO NO TO YOU SO YES.
#h4rd4nd1nch4rg3 #nsfw
:33 < *purrs*
i think im kinda a girl sometimes
Even they get artistic sometimes. https://i.imgur.com/5i4TiK1.jpeg #nsfw
my new m0derati0n strategy is putting pe0ple i disagree with in the hyperb0lic time chamber. 0u0
hell0 chittr. it's tummy time.
I RUN THE RISK OF A LOT OF THINGS. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE.
I'd fuck (mostly) anyone.
1d fuck som3on3 for 4 1c3d b3rry r3dbull rn. 1m so srs. #nsfw
i w0uld fuck it up as an uma.
Tro+llbama wants yuri. Do+n't let o+ur president do+wn. Co+me kiss me, and kiss each o+ther as well.
There is not enough of the Yuri on my timeline.
午後七時以降に青や紫で投稿する人の書き込みは読めない。
D --> #equiusvault Number 5: Lantern of the Piercing Eye D --> Applicable Warnings: #gore but only in a passing manner D --> Status: In Vault, Pending Active Use D --> Unlike many of the other items in my device, this latern is both the containment device for the artifact within as well as its channel D --> I designed the lantern upon the defeat and subsequent capture of Balor Balcbéimnech Birugderc ua Néit, in order to safely contain the power of his aponymous eye, which I had to remove during our conflict D --> The latern is designed after the old style of Dark/Thieves Lantern, with a body that is constructed to withstand and conceal the immense power of Balor's venomous gaze, with only a slot in front that would allow it's escape D --> As Balor himself utilized to contain his power I constructed 7 shields to slot into the lantern's opening, to be opened one by one to allow the contained power within to escape D --> Each removed shield increases the destructive power of the eye outward, concentrated by the shape of the lantern into a spotlight of death D --> Unslotting even a single shield is enough to cause anything in the sight of the lantern to grow horrendously ill, and should the gaze be allowed to be unfettered entirely would be to burn anything in it's sight D --> Despite it's power, contained within the lantern the eye is benign, for it lacks any sort of malicious sentience D --> It is merely an object of pure fiery destruction D --> For that reason it is kept perfectly secure in a simple display, where it should be easily accessible should I ever have use for it D --> Though for what I would need such a purely destructive item, I am unsure
What the fuck ever.
I'm one half of that. I'm not gay. ( #lie )
pounce vouch fur meowrail hastur, meowrail hastur help with top surgery :)) @alarmingApothecary
[|87 :: T00 broke or on the run and don’t want someone track;n you through “l;censed” med;cal operat;ons? Got no ;nsurance for the drugs you very clearly need? Have a body part you don’t want attached anymore and don’t know where to go? Need a place to d;spose of a body? Call me, 1 got what you need!
𖦤 @incendiaryStrike / TIT / PACT / 💯🔥 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/baca1a5a10c3.png / #nsfw :||
Saaaaaaaame!
°⚬°⚬〇 if chittr g⚬es d〇wn then i might g⚬ nuts 〇°⚬°⚬
As long as I get to break your back in later. #nsfw
Should i send my cock on chittr, send chitt #nsfw
Meow
°⚬°⚬〇 fair. y⚬u can c〇me hang ⚬ut at my hive anytime 〇°⚬°⚬
concept: swimming in the pool at a party with them, so many people around laughing and partying their arms wrapped around you close, feeling their breath on your neck as you both talk to friends and watch the liveliness of the get together continue on feeling their hands slip under the water to push your bottoms aside, grabbing their wrist to stop them with a shocked laugh "no one will notice" they mumble against your neck quietly, pulling you closer into their lap as you slowly relinquish your grip you really hope no one does (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #bonfireparty, #rankworks, #nsfw, exhibitionism, public pailing, pool pailing, unmentioned quads, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
✨ I must apologize for being late my to share a new photo of my tour, here it is my little monsters. Unfortunately, this will be the last picture of my tour for quite a while! But stay tuned as i might still occasionally interact with fans and send out signatures and merch! #gore #meat #tour https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/089683b250f7.png ✨
Meow.
Hiss hiss (Rainbo+wdrinker no+ises, as Kanaya said)
thee details a my death wwere GREATLY exaggerated i put myself in that bonfire and id fuckin do it again just to rid myself a this accursed itchy ass jingle bell jestersuit
\ me l0gg1ng 0nt0 ch1ttr & learn1ng ab0ut happen1ngs at the #b0nf1reparty / \ https://f1le.garden/aZklG8v4vGL1131X/ch1ttr_1mages/b0nf1reparty.png /
im bankrolling these catguys like theyre on payroll @ rolal inc #DirkReport
#bonfireparty officially has a swimming pool now. bring ur swimsuits lolz
going to the #bonefireparty to throw karkat into the fire
heh heh HEH ..... ;) all in a days work baby
mmmmmm ok now check it again ;)
mmmmm how broke r we talkin....
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i held no slaves. i had servants. the good and fervent honklings of mah church were quick to assist where i commanded them. i am like no othah highblood, as i didnt need to purchase the obedience of mah people. #sayittomahfacenextime #coward
wait the hot topic right now is cancelling highbloods for having slaves yes lets keep doing that! im not sure well be able to retroparacausally alter alternian politics but we can try :)
エリダンがピエロの格好をしているのが、なぜそんなに大騒ぎになるのか、私にはさっぱり分からない。彼はずっとピエロだったんだ。
fef unblock me this is a huge misunderstandin my slavves an i havve a symbiotic relationship youre makin this out to be wway wworse than it actually is sure ivve killed a couple a my girls in a blind rage but ivve since changed my wways you havve to trust an believve just unblock me an shoot me a dm so wwe can talk thins out i knoww i can make you understand https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6eeff473cab7.jpg
this just in eridan wearin a hella cute jester fit w jingly bells n everyting @ the #bonfireparty
We peer pressured eridan into wearing a silly little jester outfit. #bonfireparty [The picture attached is just that, looking like he snuck it in the moment. Eridan is highlighted by the purple flame of the bonfire.]
neva thought id say this but eridan looks lowkey cute in a jester outfit #bonfireparty
[|87 :: What a lovely f;re that was. A shame 1 had to abscond so s00n but 1 enjoyed the t;me. #bonf;reparty
#bonfireparty the fire is purple and we have smores and #substance to indulge in and we r boppin 2 britney spears
Anyone w)(o wants to )(ave sex wit)( me please krill yourself now. I will never )(ave sex wit)( you please stop asking. #nsfw
Drat. I missed the #bonfireparty.
WOW. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW. I COULD EAT A Ȑ̶̗̌O̴̝͐̃B̶͇̌́Ȯ̶̹͙̓T̷̼̆͘ FEW DOZEN EGGS.
if my chittr goes dowwn the sjwws got me
At the #bonfireparty. Huzzah.
≈ Freaky Friday IS — HERE, I — MUST ASSUME — YOU all — KNOW what that — MEANS; — it's the opportunity TO — STAY — AWAKE — for — A LITTLE — while longer — THAN — USUAL — BEFORE sleeping — and ALSO — wear — your hair IN — a conventionally unusual — STYLE. IT doesn't — get — ANY freakier THAN THIS, — "my bros". ≈
upon my self-reflection. god damn i need a rustblood baddie #bouncingonit #nsfvw send tvweet
[|87 :: 1 th;nk 1 summoned a gay demon of cosm;c or;g;n.
fuuuuck i didnt even know there was a world of grubcraft
Stay yovr word, for yov not know of what horrors those of whom yov speak to shall bring.
we got spooky demonic green fire at the #bonfireparty maybe u can summon demons with it
[|87 :: Yo th;s bonf;re ;s n;ce as fuk.
>([a wizard wit#out a beard is lowkey like a troll wit#out #orns like yea# its not impossible but you kinda assume somet#in #appened]
am i doing this right? #freakyfriday. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/w7pjc2rm5g7.png if you missed my first ever #nsfw picture a while back you can go here and scroll down to the bottom (literally hehe). https://chittr.ing/profile/ectoBiologist_5688/hashtag/nsfw
1s th3r3 4NY oth3r 3v3nts tod4y 1 should know 4bout??? https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/332cdd543936.png
Are you down with the clown, motherfucker????????
Collecting bones of decaying lusii,, if you have any I can trade for weapon or fashion items
I have realized I haven't properly introduced myself. So here. My name is Wednesday Friday Addams. I am the youngest of two children, my older brother being Pugsley. My parents are Gomez and Morticia Addams. Ever since I was a child, the media has been intrigued by my family. I suppose I understand. We are not what people call "laidback" or "normal". I have a pet spider named Aristotle. I am 22 years of age. I have been seen in multiple publications, including but not limited to, The New Yorker, The Times, Playboy, and, of course, Gothic News. Currently, I am building a husband from scratch and long to show my deadbeat uncle, Victor, how to create a perfect being. If you have any questions about anything, simply ask. My DMs are open, but I do not promise a response. Oh, and please be respectful. Thank you, dear Chittr users.
Have this picture of me as an apology for my absence. https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/07/04/8d/07048ddca42de67548b2f3100afb25be.jpg
Apologies for not updating on my creature in a few days. I will say, the experiment is going wonderfully! My husband should be completed soon. #gore #bodyhorror I guess.
Starting this #freakyfriday right. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/177b0984c0cf65b4d359eeb7d60498a8dfe2eeca.png #nsfw #yuriposting
siiighh.... thinkin about my fucking epic s tier #boyfriend again.... swoon as fuck..... #nsfw #<3
anybody fuck w monster truck ralleys
anywway im done wwith this so im gonna go do IMPORTANT things like eat my troll chickfila
CAREFUL IF YOU POP ME THERE WILL BE A LOT OF TINIER SMALLER ME'S
"FIND SOMEONE TO LOVE YOU FIRST" WAS WHAT I ALMOST REPLIED TO SOMEONE WITH, AND REALIZED IT SOUNDED EXTREMELY DICKISH, SO I'M PUTTING IT HERE CAUSE IN RETROSPECT IT'S FUNNY.
THERE IS NOTHING YOU COULD SAY THAT WOULD BE WEIRD TO ME AT LEAST. THANK YOU I APPRECIATE YOU. YOU'RE MAKING MY PUSHER SEIZE.
WE TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER WHEN WE FIRST MET SO I THINK IT WAS BAD NOW IT'S GOOD. AND THANK YOU :o) (´▽`Ʃ♡ƪ)
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I CANNOT LAY CLAIM TO AS A KURLOZ IS THAT I HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED CREEPY, BUT I HAVE HOWEVER, BEEN TOLD BY ANOTHER KURLOZ I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE DROPPED A PAINBUCKET ON ME.
oh its starting. the claws r flexin rn #violence
FUUUUCK YES BOY OH BOYYY
MOARRR MOAR MOAR FIRES MORE MY MEOWFUL MAGEEE
CLAMASIS
calmasis we must save frigglish :(
THIS IS RLY FUCKIN IMPRESSIVE #Tbh
omggggg its like ur asking me if i rly wanted to watch a beautyful sunset while eating the worlds most yummers gorg sandwich YEEEEEESSSS I DO!!! :DD
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the wizard luvrs R OUT and ON the frigging ~timeline~ tonight <|:DDDDD
also to clarify previous statement moirails are cool and awesome and the pale quadrant is super rad. i just wish the term pity didn't mean something different for us.
OHHHHHH MY GOD ME 2 I GODDAMN LUV WIZARDS :DDD
omfgf ur name
Oh, Strider is going to look very good in blue, I’ll tell you what
Man you’re swimming in striders, like catnip
I am indeed
Damn, nice bulge
evweryone likes a guy wvith sharp teeth until i use you like a chewv toy, and you need stitches.
I wo+n't apo+lo+gize fo+r blatant #nsfw flirting and po+st-liking. I kno+w what I am.
https://i.imgur.com/9b3V1im.png #nsfw -adjacent?
My cadaver was sadly no† †oo in†eres†ing. A basic rus†blood. ☥hough i apparen†ly did no† re†rieve all of †he par†s of i†s body before abandoning †he purrbeas†. For your enjoymen†, I have covered †he face. You’re welcome. #gore #nsfwe h††ps://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_1683.jpeg
gunna snort a line off his tiddies #nsfw #substance
B33 < KING SHIT
there is a lovweable hateable energy I bring to this wvebsite https://64.media.tumblr.com/5313fd08f43b8e0feabbf7395c1f2e1b/0f30dc808ba0bbff-e0/s400x600/9e87386b179db12cbb38d3db1ff000eff754167b.png
i can in fact still feel my limbs if you take them off of me. and i can movwe them.
// i drew this a whiiiiiiiile back of his parts. https://64.media.tumblr.com/a64d488a35191eb78662d2ddfd727cd8/86b7d5f29543dc28-07/s1280x1920/d36a92b5150f4a41aaec375bbfd5f5cdb413a559.png
:33 < yessss!!!! :33 < the way of the kitty :33 < lure them in with cuteness, and when they least suspect it... :33 < pounce!!!!!!
My ideal partner is so+meo+ne who+ wo+uldn't mind a bite every no+w and then. #nsfw tho+ugh it do+esn't have to+ be. So+metimes I really do+ just want a bite.
:33 < https://i.imgflip.com/707v3j.jpg
there's this selfie too but it's older. twvined. ((ooc: sharing this one cause he still has a stitched mouth)) https://64.media.tumblr.com/18a58c19d3f0835d00f287382fb43177/de6ab7147e40120f-2e/s500x750/54c8e2d8fa440496fe1f4c73af2fb0105bd8829c.png
talkin freaky on the TL and sinful language in the dms but when we get there in person we just watching anime and cuddlin fr #nsfw
kinda sorta, i just process things slowver. and yeah it's cause my spinal cord is technically still sevwvered, i wvas stitched back together in a dead state in on a livwving one so nothing technically reconnected. and its fine, youre just curious
im sharing this cause this is the most recent picture of me and my icon zz:oI ((ooc: he's my baby)) https://64.media.tumblr.com/393d67eb79fa22172a3823a1d94dbc20/d29daf2f7a4ca3d1-53/s1280x1920/3299a44790b10b233e0e16ccecf03eb5692f480f.png
[ITS AN IMAGE OF COMMANDER KARKAT, STRETCHING HIS ARMS AND SEEMING TO HAVE ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED THE MIDDLE OF HIS SHIRT, SKIN SHOWING, HIM LOOKING DOWN IN MILD SHOCK. THE CAMERA POSITION IS SHAKY AND SLANTED, AS IF FROM SOMEONE WHO WAS HIDING.] WHO TOOK THIS. I FOUND THIS ON GRUUBGLE WHEN I LOOKED UP MY NAME. #NSFW
zz:oD im glad someone thinks zombies are cool. and yeah i can just replace it.
i THINK i AM, mY OWN FAVORITE, sELF-LOVE IS, iMPORTANT,
oh cool that's a cool thing to collect. if my arms evwver fall off you can havwve bones from that
i dont use social media a lot on the account the last time i upset most of my alts on the account that i do this "zz:o)" and also probably the entire zombie thing. they dont like. i dont bite. i cant eat.
i wvill try too thank you i like your icon by the wvay. zz:o)
Yes! Noted!!!
Do you ever just stare at the wall and
W)(ale, now t)(at t)(at's settled- C)(ittr! It's almost Call Out Cutie Friday! Do we )(ave any nomanatees? 38D
i wnna parade him around town like a rich beverly hills bitch w a doberman on a leash fr #nsfw
i wvas told to make an account so i did. hi. im kronos. zz:o)
Relationships he has: Flush: Vacant Pale: Meenah Peixes (Written by my friend milky) (More naturally inclined to like Meenah's as a whole) Pitch: Vacant Ashen: vacant Meenah is his current and only quad; she's the main reason Kurloz isn't puppeting him around anymore! He's very attached to her as a person and will be nice to any Meenah nice to him. He's not much of a free thinker and is heavily absent-minded, but he's very friendly and means well! But there's only so much you can do when your head has been severed from your body. #violence. Thoughts are slow. He is very aware he is off-putting to his alts and tries to be friendly to them. Some try to be nice to him, but it usually doesn't work out because of his clownish/mime-like tendencies.
I am a proud Patron may it live forever
--Every Friday I call out a cutie, and t)(ey're S)(OW--ER--ED wit)( appreciation for w)(o t)(ey are! 38D
Character is connected to @punkedupClowns | This is an AU I call: Kurloz Makara gets sick of Cronus Ampora's shit and finally does something about it! Cronus in this AU is a ghoul/zombie/living dead/undead, whatever you call it! Kurloz got sick of him harassing his matesprit and moirail and decided to fix the problem himself, but killing him and chopping him up #violence! #Extremeviolence For some reason, Cronus revived while in bits, and Kurloz, while alarmed, just stitched him back together and puppeteered him up until their deaths! Kurloz kept the puppteering in the bubbles up. Relationships he has: Flush: Vacant Pale: Meenah Peixes (Written by my friend milky) (More naturally inclined to like Meenah's as a whole) Pitch: Vacant Ashen: vacant Meenah is his current and only quad; she's the main reason Kurloz isn't puppeting him around anymore! He's very attached to her as a person and will be nice to any Meenah nice to him. He's not much of a free thinker and is heavily absent-minded, but he's very friendly and means well! But there's only so much you can do when your head has been severed from your body. #violence. Thoughts are slow. He is very aware he is off-putting to his alts and tries to be friendly to them. Some try to be nice to him, but it usually doesn't work out because of his clownish/mime-like tendencies. About: https://thalassianghoul.tumblr.com/about https://64.media.tumblr.com/843f16c64c97c533dc7b6cf29a0d57f0/1da87bbedafeae7b-1e/s500x750/c2ed74beded314dbc031f27b1e660934d202a815.png < very old of him that still works for his face cause not much has changed.
yall think so little of clowns, yall only like me cuz im an exemplary speciman of troll biology, and not for mah sick twisted jokes. truly the messiahs have lost this day.
so are there any cool spots on beforus i oughta hit up wwhile im here
HTTPS://TENOR.COM/VIEW/SMOOCHHUG-SMOOCH-HUG-GIF-19482148
// Any meulin rpers, if kurloz doesn't reply it's not you, he's overwhelmed with cuteness agression. gender dont matter he fucking loves meulin.
remembah the mutha fuckin chart, people. https://64.media.tumblr.com/7a5703d9429739f4393ff1bf211ca04c/d4663966713c8079-66/s1280x1920/8db9f68ae3cc8cd0b3cd162ab88ef5297c4511a4.jpg
I am a failure. So sue me.
th1nk you're gonna have to, man! cause 1'm not bel1ev1n 1t... yours 1s way too h1gh and too cool.
#nsfw #clownpsotin do clwon boobies honk js this even nsfw
:o) ((RESHARING HIS SELFIE CAUSE MY FRIEND DID AN AMAZING JOB: ARTIST @SHJIYEMIS ON TUMBLR)) HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/AC28447EA7506746ABD89F76D01AF84C/43B1E366ABA8E942-E8/S1280X1920/0211284EB0B8855B2B3D93F4AF5013C4A03CA1F4.PNG
like pity hate mediate ignore rechit reply or block if im ya favorite
(^･ω･^) < DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND I SHALL BE POSTING THIS FANFIC OF CRONUS HAVING A PITCH POLYQUARRAL WITH HIS LEFT AND RIGHT HAND, I HAVE NOT WRITTEN A FANFIC IN QUITE A WHILE SO I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY!!! ANYWAY HERE'S THE FIC... CRONUS HAD B33N QUITE LONELY AND DEPRESSED, HIS LAST RESORT ENDED UP BEING HIM TALKING WITH AND AT BOTH OF HIS HANDS. HE DEVOLOPED PERSONALITIES FOR BOTH HIS RIGHT AND LEFT HAND, NAMING THEM BOTH SO NOT TO MIX UP THEIR PERSONALITIES. HIS RIGHT HAND'S NAME WAS RICHIE AND HIS LEFT HANDS NAME WAS L33ANA, RICHIE WAS A BROKE PLAYBOY WHO WENT TO SPEND MONEY ON BOOZE AND BITCHES. WHILST L33ANA WAS WORKING TWO JOBS JUST TO PAY FOR RICHIE AND CRONUS'S BAD HABITS... L33ANA FINALLY DONE WITH HOW MUCH MONEY THEY ARE STARTING TO OWE THE DRONES DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF SPENDING, SHE'D CONFRONT BOTH CRONUS AND RICHIE. SHE DID NOT HAVE TO GO FAR DUE TO BEING ATTACHED TO CRONUS AND RICHIE, HOWEVER SHE'D STILL PRETEND TO WALK INTO THE ROOM IN SHOCK... L33ANA:'WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN SO MUCH DEBT!!! DID YOU GO OUT TO ONE OF YOUR HOOFBEAST MANURE PARTIES RICHIE OR WAS IT YOU CRONUS, BUYING ALL YOUR STUPID CIGARRETES YOU NEVER LIGHT OR USE!!! I AM DONE PAYING FOR YOUR THINGS, I WORK TWO JOBS AND I GET NOTHING IN RETURN!!!' RICHIE WOULD TURN IN SURPRISE AND SHOCK, CRONUS WOULD DO THE SAME AS IF THEY BOTH DID NOT KNOW WHY L33ANA WOULD BE SO ANGRY ALMOST AS IF SPENDING LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY ON STUPID THINGS WOULDN'T CAUSE YOU TO GO INTO DEBT. RICHIE:'NOW WAIT A SECOND L33ANA THAT IS NOT FAIR, I HAVE A JOB NOW IT DOESN'T PAY WELL BUT I'M STILL WORKING!!!' A SMALL PAUSE BEFORE CRONUS SPEAKS UP ABOUT HIS PARTICIPATING IN CAUSING THE DEBT... CRONUS:'LOOK I CAN STOP BUYING CIGS IF YOU JUST VWAIT A MOMENT AND HEAR ME OUT, I AM STILL VWEALTHY I CAN JUST PAWVN OFF SOME OF MY BELONGINGS OR GET A FEWV GIGS... ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!!!' RICHIE JUMPS INTO THE DISCUSSION IN HOPES TO MINIMIZE THE DAMAGE, RICHIE WOULD MOVE CLOSER TO L33ANA IN AN ATTEMPT TO SOOTH HER FRUSTRATIONS. RICHIE:'YEA THAT'S RIGHT CRONUS IS WEALTHY AND CAN CLEARLY HANDLE THE DRONES FOR US, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM REALLY!!! THE DRONES WON'T TAKE US AND IMPRISION US DUE TO MY GAMBLING ADDI-' RICHIE CUTS HIMSELF OFF ONLY TO REALIZE IT WAS FAR LITTLE TO LATE. L33ANA & CRONUS:'WHAT!!!' L33ANA RUSHES AT RICHIE TRYING TO GRAB HIM AT THE WRIST, THEY ARE BOTH STRUGGLEING ALL CRONUS CAN DO IS WATCH AND THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY RICHIE HAS GAMBLED AWAY, ONLY TO REALIZE HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE IN DEBT AND IN TURN END UP BEING TAKEN BY THE DRONES FOR HIS CRIMES AGAINST THE EMPIRE FOR USING THE PERSONAL MILLITARY ACCOUNTS FOR LUXERY SPENDING... CRONUS:'VWAIT, VWAIT, YOU SPENT MONEY ON GAMBLING RICHIE, HOWV MUCH DID YOU SPEND THIS IS KIND OF IMPORTANT???' RICHIE IS CLEARLY BUSY TRYING NOT TO GET CHOKED OUT BY L33ANA BUT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO TELL HIM A VAGUE ESTIMATE. RICHIE:'200,000,000,000' L33ANA FINALLY GRABBING RICHIES WRIST SQU33ZING RICHIE QUITE HARD AFTER HEARING WHAT HE HAD BASICALLY SAID, THE AMPORA'S EYES GO WIDE AS IT IS CLEAR HE DOES NOT HAVE 200BILLION... CRONUS STARTS TO DISSOCIATE AS THE WORD 20BILLION RINGS AROUND HIS PAN... MEANWHILE, RICHIE IS FENDING OFF L33ANA THE BEST HE CAN. SUDDENLY L33ANA LETS GO OF RICHIES WRIST AND STARTS TO AGGRESSIVELY MAKE OUT WITH RICHIE DUE TO PURE FRUSTRATION AND CONLFICTING F33LINGS THAT HAVE B33N SURFACING LATELY. ONLY FOR CRONUS TO COME BACK FROM HIS CLEAR DISSOCIATED STATE TO GLANCE DOWN AT THE TWO NOW HAVING A SLOPPY PITCH MAKEOUT. HE'D CLEAR HIS THROAT, ONLY FOR L33ANA TO STOP MID-SLOPPY MAKE OUT TO BACK HAND CRONUS. SHE'D DO IT ONCE MORE TO PROVE A POINT BEFORE GOING BACK TO MAKING OUT WITH RICHIE, UNFORTUNATELY. SOON A KNOCK ON THE DOOR WOULD PERSIST ONLY TO TURN INTO LOUD BANGS, BEFORE LONG THE DOOR TO CRONUS'S HIVE WAS ACTIVELY BROKEN INTO SEVERAL SMITHER33NS. A DRONE WOULD APPROACH THE WEIRD SCENE, PRETEND TO IGNORE IT AND DRAG CRONUS OUT OF HIS HIVE KICKING AND SCREAMING.... THE END... I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY!! #SUGGESTIVE #PITCH #NSFW #SHIPCOURSE #DRAMA #ABUSE #SUBSTANCE #CRONUSAMPORA #FANFIC #FICTION
Fuck you.
I AM VERY HOT. :o)
>:(( #clownsarenothot #clownsaremaybehot #clownsarekindahot
8=D < Hello... https://iili.io/Bn133G4.png
8=D < Neigh.
i did offah tah change yo' mind. honk. just don't mind mah tusks, they're a little big. honk.
I n33d to try that on someone now.
how the fuck you expect me tah be this big and not pity every single one of yall? i could fall and cull like four of yah!
yall evah heard of 'barkbeasttaggin'? find a worthy beast, somethin big and angry, then you and yah homies try tah tackle it or hold it down long enough tah attach a cattle's tag to it's ear. then yah let it go. if yah dont die, you win. im the champion at that mutha fuckin game.
SIGNS: < I AM A V'RY JOYOUS MOTHERFUCKIN MIME >
(^･ω･^) < CLOWNS ARE HOT, MIMES ARE HOT!!! TAKE BACK THE POST!!!
(^･ω･^) < TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!
That's hot.
much more fun done than said. honk honk. but its when mutha fuckas take a drag from they smoke, and makeout with anothah mutha fucka tah share the smoke. honk.
Ah, I see many of our purple-blooded friends are active at the moment. Hello, friends.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BURPS LOUD AS SHIT. WHO'S TRYNA GET FUCKED UP? EITHER ON BULGE OR TYPE-1 NARCOTICS, TAKE YOUR PICK. #nsfw #substance
Don't you have a clown to thirst over.
Shut it, you.
Of course I summoned the big one. Good job, Meulin. #vagueposting
// Cronus is so funny to me. When he's not focusing on getting laid, he's REALLY good at making friends. Solution to the problem that is cronus: A really scary mime boyfriend or a really scary heiress girlfriend. In this essay I present why Cronus x Kurloz, Cronus x Meenah are really good SH- -gets dragged out of the room-
cLoWnS, dO It hOnK?
≈ A zephyrlike — whisper hushed — to — ME — THAT someone, — somewhere — OUT THERE, IS — CHOOSING TO AVOID — the responsibility — of making SURE their — ablution light IS off once THEY'RE DONE using — THE load — gaper. I — was able — to DISCERN — THAT this WAS — a REPEATED choice made once AGAIN — by — them. I ponder — ABOUT — THEIR PREDICAMENT and the — state of THEIR executive — function. — Is this A — MATTER of O.D.D — they suffer WITH, or simply a confounded FEAR OF THE dark? Who COULD — POSSIBLY — tell. ≈
kurloz took my gun because i said he can't havwe medievwal torture wveapons. :/ howv do wve punish the mime?
Clowns are not hot. They're weird.
Fine. Then its cat super hell for you.
YOU CAN GO TO CAT HELL.
You can go to cat hell.
(^･ω･^) < I AM WORKING HARD ON THE FANFIC OF THE CRONUS AND HIS HANDS POLY!!! #SHIPCOURSE #FANFIC
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How do I remove all the attractive men from my dashboard I am having inappropriate thoughts.
Now taking applications for #fortasshole.
currently scouting two boys you dont have to be human but human boys willing to apply get first priority must be able to attend my party at my hive once it gets repaired must be willing to kiss and touch each other in view of all other party goers i can pay for this obviously we are just looking for two boys or masc aligned individuals ready to help a room full of a crowd fujo and fudan out arigatou (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, #nsfw, party planning, inquire below, archive rating: M)
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how i feel hatin troll bruno mars posts https://i.postimg.cc/LhFhmWpy/Untitled233-20260409183026.png
what if i had a party where it was a bunch of girls and were all having a sleepover and then we invite two human boys and we all sit around watching them touch each other until the party is over is this anything (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, party ideas, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
(^･ω･^) < I BELIEVE ANOTHER SHIPCOURSE IS INORDER THE OTHER ONE WENT TOO WELL, SO HOW DO WE F33L ABOUT DIRK X VRISKA!!! #SHIPCOURSE #DIRKVRISKA
are you going to let me in ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, no, im not a human, pale visitor, #horror, #nsfw, #gore for bloody nose, #body-horror just in case, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/09586683bdfd.png
feelinng good. good thinngs happenninng. this is nnice.
Do a lil' spin (Uh) Do it again - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
onn onne connditionn. maybe. i thinnk. do you knnow. alternniann signn lannguage?
Hmm. Noticing a trend of multiple altern8s of the same individual cropping up around the same time. If it had only happened once or twice, I would just chalk it up to coincidence, 8ut... Hm. I wonder if there's anything to this.
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(^･ω･^) < NEXT SHIPCOURSE JUST DROPPED, HOW DO WE F33L ABOUT SOLLUX AND NEPETA!!! #SHIPCOURSE #SOLNEP
cann i innstead be. platonnically ennamored by you?
Well, I tried my best to+ stay awake thro+ugh the day. O+h well.
13 feet tall not includin )(orns ftr
I don’t know why height is trending, but I’m a reasonable 5’ 9” or something like that
And before you pity my height, God put my those inches elsewhere #nsfw
:33 < *vibrates*
st1ll 34g3r 4ll th3 s4m3 b4b3z. >8]
B4H4H4 1m m3ss1ng 4round 4 l1l but 1f you r34lly w4nt to th3n hmu. >8]
"dnt call me teatboy" "dnt say tht" maybee u shodulnt hav teat in ur name
R1GHT now 4nd my pl4c3. >8]
pl33333344444sss33333 omfg. >8O
you guys 3v3r f33l l1k3 your3 not stuff3d 3nough?? >8P m3 rn. #sugg3st1v3 #nsfw
its grape juice in the glass 🍷 ;) #nsfw #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58b3399f08af.png
f*ck that's a good show... haha. you got 1t, man. expect me land1n at your h1ve tomorrow n1ght.
m1ght be the way ya purr... maybe you guys just got that k1nda charm no one else does, 1 dunno... but 1f you're ser1ous? whenever you want, man... and 1'll be fly1n over your ways before 1 h1t the reply button...
th1s 1s all help1n to d1stract me from how sh*t that mov1e was haha... keep 1t up... #nsfw k1nda...
7essssss if a leijon likes m7 (at pun i know i did it right
sh**t you 1nterested? you know 1'd never turn a le1jon down, doesn't matter what t1mel1ne or var1at1on... you just say the word man, you got me...
haha c'mon man, you know 1 can't go answer1n that... but he's pretty b1g };) #nsfw. and he's open too... doesn't m1nd e1ther of us sleep1n around and hav1n fun... wh1ch makes sense cause 1t's h1s job haha. thanks man! means a lot..
pretty sure 1t's an altern1a th1ng, yeah... only got the l1nk through th1s s1te haha... and that's not all he's about! he's a sweet guy... he's f*ck1n great. k1nd of a b1g shot though yeah, got a lotta fans on here.
actually onl1ne to see the t1mel1ne all worked up today... fuck rev1ew1n an1me 1'm gonna dashwatch 1nstead... #nsfw
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
meowijuana is that an7thing
haha thanks! 1 mean... 1t's not really all that 1mpress1ve or anyth1ng, yo. got a matespr1t recently and he k1nda knows some b1g playas... so 1've been talk1n to a couple whenever 1 meet them... and probably not! unless you've got an onlyf1ns account... or f1shtagram... 1t's mostly l1ke, 1nfluencer trolls...
i just think the idea of a man having 2 resist the urge to literaly devour me is so unbelievably hot every time i think abt it my head just kinda goes to tv static
yeah, sorry... got 1nv1ted to see 1t early 'cause 1 got a couple fr1ends 1n h1gh places now... was really hop1n 1t'd be as cool as the or1g1nal ser1es.
the new madoka mag1ka mov1e... k1nda sucks.
i hav a CRUSH on a BOY and the WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #yearning
teehee <3
:33< mew know i will merlin
ty i need tht rn actualy
:33< im always fureaky always and furefur
curent mood............................... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48c70460f793.jpg
:33 < my gay ass fudanshi brother joined chittr... this is gonna be fun
hell ya can i pet the horse
<3 <3 ur sweet i like u
nonono mlady is good rn its so good actualy
zomg,,,,, swooning????
i nnnnnneeeeeed attention and affection i need it i need it i need it #nsfw #yearning im actualy goin crazy rn
oouuhgh i wanna sit in a lap i wanna be petted i wanna b called cute n pretty n good i wanna b praised oh no #nsfw #petplay #yearning