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I AM BEYOND OWNAGE. FEEBLE AGING. MENTAL ILLNESS. FINANCIAL DIFFICuLTIES. EMOTIONAL MANIPuLATION. BITCHING AT HOMELESS PEOPLE I CHOSE TO NOT EAT. ABuSING THE WAITSTAFF. ABuSE FROM THE WAITSTAFF. *OH GOD WHAT IS THAT* SAID IN A REALLY SHRILLY TONE OF VOICE. OFTEN REPEATEDLY. AND FLYING OFF AT THE FIRST. OR SECOND. SOMETIMES EVEN THIRD. INSTANCE OF GROSS INCOMPETENCE. EXEMPLIFIED BY AN IDIOT BRAIN SuBORDINATE. STuPEFIED BY MY VAST INTELLIGENCE(S). THIS IS BECAuSE I HAVE HARNESSED THE AWESOME POWER. OF NEAR FATAL FORGIVENESS. I CAN SIMPLY SHOOT THINGS THAT DISPLEASE ME. FORGIVINGLY. uNTIL THEY EITHER STOP MOVING. OR THE uNDESIRED BEHAVIOR. SuCH AS BREATHING. CEASES PERMANENTLY. TIME MAY HEAL ALL WOuNDS. BuT BuLLETS INFLICT MANY OF THEM. AND IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO RECOVER FROM BuLLETS. LONGER THAN MOST LIVE.
fat bottom girl you do in fact make the rockin world go round so like for those of yall who aint in the know my home cooking situation was kinda unique in that there fucking wasnt one for like all of my growing up despite that being a very real and important adult skill to have not just sipping room temperature aj and freezer burnt microwaved dishes fuckin big boy stuff so in order to impress the milfmother of all future mother baddies ive secretly started taking lessons and ive gotten pretty nifty with the kitchen cutlery still a bit sloppy in some areas but when i started treating this shit like an art instead of a science i started dropping some isaac newton forehead splitting type revelations i brought the preheat the sick oven fires and when i stopped melting expensive kitchen appliances i began melting minds i.e. dave's own tastebud cunt gigantamaxing flapple appletun gmax grind-to-100-layer cake the tail is a chocolate cake with a three layer mint glaze topped with a berry glaze from a route of your choice layer one is a simple vanilla cake with a raspberry buttercream frosting colored with a pinch of dragonfruit powder super effective just trust the process studded up with lil edible sugar pearls and tapioca layer two is a record setting double up on red velvet cakes held cheek to cheek together with a tart berry jelly of your choice choose this starter ingredient carefully as fuck cause thats the same tart ingredient you take to the championship at the top last layer four heavenly elite four kings crested with apple honey glaze and a tart berry jelly in the center shits your starter so you know its overleveled as fuck maraschino cherries with the same glaze as the tail as a decorative dip trail to taste the eyestalks were waffle crisps with edible sugar pearls fastened their tastebud tickling seatbelts in place with raspberry buttercream frosting mixed with fragrant apple finish
🎱⏰😁👋 oh scratch dᵃaᵃaᵃaᵃddy~ @scratchDoctor✌️👋😁⏰🎱💚 ✨👔💛 HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY XXXECUTIVE!!!!!!!! 💛👔✨ 🫶 OH MY GOLD OH MY GOLD OH EM G OH MY GOLD 🫶 it's your 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐀𝐘???? time to promote it to my PERMANENTLY embedded calendar crosspopupated onto EVERY device i ever own!!!!🎉🎂 the one (1) day where the timeline REVOLVES around who it motherfucking OUGHT TO???? out LOUD????⏰✨ i am GAGGED!!!! and yet no cue balls? huh! what's that about?📊🎈 💼💚 I HAVE ALWAYS 💚FELT💚 A CERTAIN WAY ABOUT YOU 💚💼 🏆 i've crunched the numbers bestie (and i ALWAYS crunch the numbers~! 📈) and the data indicates you are OFFICIALLY one (1) year more POWERFUL, more RADIANT, and more DEVASTATINGLY ATTRACTIVE than the previous temporal cycle!!! AND YET? i feel EXACTLY as dedicated to repping you good and proper because hot DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?? for as long as ive existed...i shuddered to the small of my back at the base of my piddly widdle torso pillar at the STORIES about OLD SCRATCH...the unseen orchestrations of our great empires progress...the MAN on the MOON who stares unblinking without eyes...the one who TAMED the UNRULY DEMONESS...aughghhg!!! nothing? has? ever? made? me? feel? quite? the? same? way? if only she properly took to it! aHAH! 💅🔥 🫵AS YOU DO🫵 ✨📋 as an omniscient: YOU KNOW I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT BESTIE~!!! and we will NEVER age out of agreeing on that!!! #WhiteFox #MrComplexSugars #AngelCake😉✨ 💫😤🫵 BIRTHDAY DIRECTIVES 🫵😤💫 ✨you WILL accept these digital tributes!!! digitALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!! EVERY LAST ONE!!!!! 🎂 youll meet me after office hours for some yummyyyy caaaakeeeeee🎉🎂✨🍰🥳🍑 🎁 you WILL be made to feel like the NARRATIVE HIMSELF!!!! the story is told BY and ABOUT YOU!!!! 💋 you WILL let me shower you with affection (it's TAX DEDUCTIBLE as a BUSINESS EXPENSE under ✨EMOTIONAL INFRASTRUCTURE INVESTMENT so dw no charges strings terms or conditions apply✨)!!! 🕺 you WILL dance like EVERYONE is watching (as they SHOULD be???) 👑✨ 💛you WILL find my behavior preordained and any punishment(s) therein for impossibly defying expectation already all ready for! 💛 EXECUTIVESCLUSIVE ACCES (∞) [NEW!!!] 💛 i'm offering you UNLIMITED ACCESS to my 🟢 CONSULTING SERVICES 🟢 which includes but is NOT LIMITED TO: moral support. rapport-building tips and tricks, secret hacks for finding that stitch that doesnt sit right, full seam massage services for the finer in life, around the clock entityhood appraisal, professional portfolio review, and COMPLIMENTARY headpats (long as you sit still like a GOOD DOC for your EXAMINATION😤💅)!!! 🐾 Cujo has been BRIEFED AHEAD OF TIME cause we ALWAYS KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME and is standing by with FLAVORED CONFETTI in his mouth!!! he's ready to execute business plan : FOREVER INEVITABLE!!! 🐕💋 (he's very professional about it, dw, dw, i trained him myself, he's got a GREEN TIE and everything!!!) 💚🎀✨ ⏰ THE CLOCK IS TICKING BESTIE ⏰ 💛but NOT towards doom or some eventual end!!! towards CAKE!!! towards PRESENTS!!! towards ME potentially LOSING MY GOOD SENSES because WOWZAH is it getting HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE IN HERE or are you JUST THAT HOT AT THE NEW BIG AGE???? FINE WINES MOVE OVER...THE NEW TURN OF PHRASE IS DOC SCRATCH AT THE TURN OF A CENTURY...WHOOWEEE...talk about citizen number one!🥵💼💚 😤💫STAY BIRTHDAY-PILLED!!! AND HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY IF YOU CHOOSE TO CELEBRATE??? 😤💫 #GreenSunGrindset #ConsummateProfessionalism #CakeInbound #MyBirthdayBestie #Chairministrangling #GoldStandardForHappyBirthdays #PremiumGoodTime #DocScratchedAnItch #ThisTimeIsAboutTime #TheNationOfUrSentBalloons #Ughhhhhhhhh #YesImFlirting #ItsInTheBudgetBestie #NSFW #Violence #Fast-Gif #EditOverlay #SameThighRatioBTW #HopeOmniscienceMeansYouveGotMyNumber #BirthdayBoy✨🎱💚 🟢✨ CHARMS REMAINS ONLINISCIENT.
♠️█ ░ h0w it feels t0 be SILENCED fr0m discussing gag kinks muffled v0ice fetishism shibari techniques h0jōjutsu nawashi specialists r0pe bunnies r0pe play rigging suspended kn0ts n0stril h00ks s&m discipline d0minati0n submissi0n AND little sex t0ys that are just d0lls i inhabit ALL in the SAME c0nversati0n?!?! literally 915 ପ(∗´ᗒ ࡇ ᗕ´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
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DID YOu KNOW. REALITY HAS A DEFINITIVE END? THE WORLD. YOuRS. MINE. AND ALL THE WORLDS SuRROuNDING. NONE OF THEM ARE HERE FOREVER. EVERY MARK YOu MAKE BEYOND MY OWN IS IMPERMANENT. IT SHOuLD BE FREEING. THE KNOWLEDGE THERE IS ONE FINAL CuRTAIN CALL. AN EXuENT ALL. THAT EVERYTHING. EXCEPT FOR ME. EVENTuALLY HEEDS. ALL CAFES WIPE THE COuNTERTOPS AND SHuT THEIR WINDOWS AND BLINDS. NOT REALIZING THEY ARE DOING SO. FOR ONE GRIM FINAL FuCKING TIME. ALL SYMBOLS uLTIMATELY BECOME MEANINGLESS MOLTEN MuLCH. THE FIRMANENT SHATTERS. THE BEGINNING. THE END. AND ALL THE SHITTY MID ASS MIDDLING MEDDLESOME MIDDLE PARTS. THEY ALL BLEND INTO A DESTRuCTIVE OMNICIDAL SMOOTHIE. BLENDED TO A SWEET FRAPPÉ DEVOuRED BY YOuRS TRuLY. IT WAS A QuIET. MAWKISHLY SENTIMENTAL WISH OF MY @handMaid TO SEE IT HAPPEN. A WISH. I WAS MORE THAN DELIGHTED TO OBLIGE. FOR YOu SEE. EVERY MISTAKE. YOu EVER MAKE. IS uLTIMATELY MEANINGLESS. EVERY SIN YOu COMMIT. IS NOT MET WITH SOME GRANDIOSE JuDGE. OR SPIRITuAL OVERSEER. THERE IS NO ALMIGHTY. THERE IS NO HIGHER POWER. THERE IS NO SECRET MEANING TO LIFE ITSELF. IT ALL ROTS. BuRNS. DECAYS. AND FADES AWAY. LEAVING ONLY ME. TO SWEEP uP THE PYRES. AND DANCE uPON THE ASHES. WITH MY CHOSEN FEW. THINK ON IT. THE NEXT TIME YOu START WONDERING. WHETHER YOu ARE A GOOD PERSON OR NOT. WHETHER THE RISK. OF OSTRASIZED MOCKERY. AND GLIB DERISION. IS WORTH NEVER DOING ANYTHING MEANINGFuL AT ALL. IF IT ALL GOES uP IN SMOKE ANYWAY. HOW COuLD YOu POSSIBLY FuCK uP WORSE THAN TOTAL ANNIHILATION? THINK LESS. DO MORE. YOuR LIFE. IS JuST ANOTHER MEANINGLESS BONFIRE CRACKLE. NOTHING REALLY MATTERS. AND THAT IS GREAT. WHAT A WONDERFuL BLISSFuL NIHILISM. SO BE SOMETHING MORE. EXPERIENCE THINGS GREATER. EXPERIENCE A LIFETIME. AND MAKE YOuRS COuNT. DuMBASS.
♠️♦️♠️█ ░ h0w am i supp0sed t0 fear and revile this...? ପ(∗´ര ˰ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️ ♦️♠️♦️♠️█ ░ s0me0ne s0...mesmerizing...bewitching...vast...and...gentle...that is n0t what a m0nster l00ks like. that is n0t what a harmful and hateful thing is. that is n0t a thing at all. that is. that is. a w0ndr0us s0ul. a beautiful great spirit. that is. my friend e0n. my. my m0irail! and. and he is n0t g0ing t0 stay put. nuh uh. ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️♦️ ♠️♦️♠️█ ░ n0t if...i have anything t0 say ab0ut it... ପ(∗´ര////ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️
@(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ NOT-MY-CIRCUS-PUNCH!!!! @(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ ₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ NOT-MY =3 MONKEYS =3 PUNCH!!!!
♦️█ ░ this website...is very varied...humans...tr0lls...bef0rans...alternians...s0 0n...and s0 f0urth...c0mf0rts...are far...fr0m universal... ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
♦️█ ░ ...i am unsure what gives y0u this impressi0n...im merely remarking...0n what y0u said ab0ve...h0w y0u see em0ti0ns and anger...and claim there is n0ne...while ex0nerating y0urself...0f any feeling...is bizarre...but curi0us t0 me...h0w 0ne can "carry n0ne"...0f em0ti0n...0r intenti0n... ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ y0u entered a c0nversati0n...ign0red its c0ntents...decided...s0meh0w...i was a rude villain...0f s0me s0rt...then began ringing y0ur hands...and departing...? if y0u truly felt n0thing...then think n0thing 0f it... ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ but that is very unlikely. ▒ ▓❤️
♦️█ ░ when have i ever claimed t0 be righte0us...? y0u are ascribing intenti0ns...that never left my lips...claims...i never made...and intenti0ns...i d0 n0t have...while accusing me...0f d0ing the same...it is bizarre...the pearl clutching...fr0m a gen0cide planet...? ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ its als0...just...kind 0f...embarrassing...y0u have t0 rem0ve...virtually every w0rd ar0und my 0wn...t0 even try t0 paint me uncharitably...? thats m0re than a little embarassing..."sadak0 said...these mean w0rds..."... ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ mean w0rds...n0t even made 0ut t0 y0u? ...a mushr00m fart j0ke...and series...0f sarcastic resp0nses...said in a...criminally unseri0us v0ice...intended t0 be the pers0n...i was bantering with... ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ "stupid"..."d0rk"..."reading d0esn't seem t0 be y0ur str0ngsuit"...is that...really pusherst0pping f0r y0u...? h0w did y0u even survive...alternia...at all? ▒ ▓❤️
please call me dave "all you can eat buttffet" strider dave "one inch tongue punch" strider dave "pacific rim" strider dave "ass to mouth skill level with no gap" strider dave "dinner is served face first" strider dave "meatier meteor splitter" strider dave "back door catering" strider dave "full moon festival feaster" strider dave "meat between the buns sandwich artisan" strider dave "crack attack" strider dave "taint missin a single goddamn meal" strider dave "cheeky" strider dave "three hour trombone soloist" strider dave "bottomless brunch honored" strider dave "analysis" strider dave "she was on the tip of my tongue" strider dave "cake by the ocean" strider dave "rear admiral on deck" strider dave "buttery biscuit bandit" strider dave "worships at the profaned altar below" strider dave "walks through the valley of the shadow of death" strider dave "bun appetit" strider dave "tongue twister champion" strider dave "bottom feeder" strider dave "legally classified as a chair for shipping purposes" strider dave "lunar eclipse watcher" strider dave "anal voyeur" strider dave "sit here and wait for your table" strider dave "runs his mouth" strider
who do i think i am? glad you asked im dave "all you can eat buttffet" strider dave "one inch tongue punch" strider dave "pacific rim" strider dave "ass to mouth skill level with no gap" strider dave "dinner is served face first" strider dave "meatier meteor splitter" strider dave "back door catering" strider dave "full moon festival feaster" strider dave "meat between the buns sandwich artisan" strider dave "crack attack" strider dave "taint missin a single goddamn meal" strider dave "cheeky" strider dave "three hour trombone soloist" strider dave "bottomless brunch honored" strider dave "analysis" strider dave "she was on the tip of my tongue" strider dave "cake by the ocean" strider dave "rear admiral on deck" strider dave "buttery biscuit bandit" strider dave "worships at the profaned altar below" strider dave "walks through the valley of the shadow of death" strider dave "bun appetit" strider dave "tongue twister champion" strider dave "bottom feeder" strider dave "legally classified as a chair for shipping purposes" strider dave "lunar eclipse watcher" strider dave "anal voyeur" strider dave "sit here and wait for your table" strider dave "runs his mouth" strider
I͇t͇ m͇a͇y͇ s͇o͇u͇n͇d͇ s͇a͇r͇d͇o͇n͇i͇c͇ o͇r͇ b͇i͇t͇t͇e͇r͇ o͇f͇ u͇s͇ t͇o͇ a͇s͇k͇... ...b͇u͇t͇ a͇n͇y͇ m͇o͇v͇i͇e͇ r͇e͇c͇o͇m͇m͇e͇n͇d͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇s͇ f͇o͇r͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇o͇n͇e͇ o͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ b͇r͇i͇n͇k͇ o͇f͇ r͇e͇t͇u͇r͇n͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇o͇ o͇b͇l͇i͇v͇i͇o͇n͇?͇ ...... I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ a͇ d͇i͇s͇t͇r͇a͇c͇t͇i͇o͇n͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ t͇h͇e͇ f͇o͇r͇e͇b͇o͇d͇i͇n͇g͇ d͇r͇e͇a͇d͇. O͇f͇ e͇n͇d͇l͇e͇s͇s͇ e͇n͇t͇r͇o͇p͇y͇.
I͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ p͇r͇e͇f͇e͇r͇ n͇o͇t͇ t͇o͇ h͇a͇v͇e͇ t͇o͇ g͇o͇ b͇a͇c͇k͇...
R͇a͇t͇h͇e͇r͇ f͇o͇n͇d͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇i͇s͇ W͇D͇ G͇a͇s͇t͇e͇r͇ f͇e͇l͇l͇o͇w͇.
i cant do men man not because im homophobic not because im sexist not because i would love a woman any less if she decided hold up remix peach fuzz and pit hair now not because i would love a man any less if he were retroactively always a man all along because of timey wimey bullshit we still smoochin but i have never had an evil baddie woman not want to eat me alive when we hit it off its only weak willed dudes who are like gee willikers dave are you sure b b but i eat from there stfu yo ass up
♦️█ ░ n0 sacrifice is meaningless... ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ n0r is any pers0n f0r having made 0ne... ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ s0 l0ng as s0me0ne remains...because 0f what is f0rfeited... ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ there is a reas0n...it was all w0rth it... ▒ ▓❤️
♦️█ ░ and what w0uld that be? ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
♦️█ ░ im really s0rry if my tendency t0 fr0lic ar0und in d0ll b0dies misled any0ne...my...0riginal b0dy...is alm0st seven feet tall...i am N0T demure...and i am N0T petite...i had a l0t 0f w0rk d0ne after i died...but n0ne 0f it is really...teensie? maybe thats why i like em s0 much... ପ(∗´ര )~ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ as disapp0inting as that pr0bably is t0 hear...that im a gin0rm0us freak 0f nature...s0me pe0ple d0nt seem t0 mind t00 much...! hehe...<> ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 003/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "THE BOOM-BOOM BOX" / "THE RuN DON'T WALK MAN" xxxxXXX A SACRED. AND ANCIENT JuJu. MEANT FOR LuRING. AND CONTROLLING. PLANETARY COMPLACENCY. THINK OF IT. AS AN APOCOLYPTIC CONSEQuENCE. FOR CONQuERED WORLDS. WHEN YOu ARE A CHERuB. YOu ABIDE BY A VERY RESTRICTIVE DIET. THIS WAS THE SOLuTION TO CIVILIZATIONS. FAR ENOuGH ALONG TO FIGHT BACK. WEIGHTED AGAINST THE NEED. TO CONSuME FuCKMASSIVE HEAPS uPON HEAPS OF EATS. OFTEN IN A QuICK BIND. WITH A VERY SMALL TuRNAROuND. THERE WAS ONLY ONE PRIORITY. TOTAL CHERuB VICTORY. FAILING TO DO SO. MIGHT MAKE ONE IRRITABLE. PARTICuLARLY IF ONE IS A CHERuB. ALREADY RAGE FILLED. AS A DEFAuLT STATE OF BEING. AND WITH PHENOMENAL POWER. SuCH AS THAT OF A CHERuB. THAT COuLD MEAN EATING PLANETS INTENDED TO RuLE OVER. VANQuISHING POPuLATIONS INTENDED TO BE SuBJuGATED. AND uLTIMATELY. DESTROYING. WHAT CANNOT BE BROuGHT BACK IN ITS ENTIRETY. WITHOuT uNDOING COuNTLESS HOuRS OF PROGRESS. EVEN REWINDING THE PASSAGE OF TIME. DOES NOT GAuRANTEE THE SAME OuTCOME. NOTHING IS MORE FRuSTRATING. THAN HAVING TO SET uP THE BuILDING BLOCKS OF A CONQuEST YOu JuST COMPLETED. JuST TO SAVE A FEW MEAGER ALMOST MEANINGLESS IN THEIR ENTIRETY LIVES. THAT IS WHY. WE HAVE. A SINGLE BOOM BOOM BOX. IT EXCEEDS ALL DECIBEL COuNTS. AND MEASuREMENTS. ADVISABLE. TO SENTIENT LIFE. ON ITS HIGHEST SETTING. IT RIVALS. AND EXCEEDS. THE VAST GLuB. THAT ALTERNIANS SuCCuMBED TO MANY SWEEPS AGO. IT CAN DEFEAN. THE VAST EXPLETIVE. WHICH MAKES FOR A REALLY FuNNY TIMELINE. I TRIED IT ONCE. A VERY. FAMILIAR. END OF THE WORLD. FOR MANY A LESSER SPECIES. GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS. ENTER. A CHERuB. A SINGLE BOOM-BOOM BOX. LAID ON FuRTIVE GROuND. FOR FEEDING. FOR MATING. FOR PLAY. FOR A BILLION BITES TO EAT. IT MATTERS NOT. ... "EXCuSE ME SIR." "I HAVE A TuNE FOR YOuR PLANET." "IT IS THE SOuND OF THE END." "WOuLD YOu LIKE TO HEAR IT? NO?" "TOO BAD." A SINGLE CLAW. ONE BuTTON PuSHED. AND THEN. THE END OF ALL LIFE. AND NOW. IT IS ENTRuSTED CuRRENTLY. TO @taciturnTerror. BECAuSE. WE. BE. GROOVING.
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 002/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPS" - "THE PRENOIR SNIPPER GuY" xxxxXXX THE REASON I DO NOT HAVE A SISTER. THE SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPS. uNSAFETY SCISSORS. ZILLYWHOMSTVE SCISSORS. SNAP *CRACKLE* POPS. THE PRENOIR SNIPPER GuY. THAT LAST ONE. I CAME uP WITH MYSELF. TO CLARIFY. THAT THE WALK STAB WALK FuCKER. JACK NOIR. OR I GuESS. IT GOES BY BEC NOIR THESE DAYS. I AM NOT PHOBIC. EITHER WAY. THAT SCuMFuCK DID NOT HAVE JACK SHIT TO DO WITH THEIR CONCEPTION. THESE SCISSORS ARE ABLE TO DENATuRE SOMETHING FROM ITS POSITION IN CONTINuITY. THAT IS TO SAY. THEY CAN PHYSICALLY. CAuSE. AND uNMAKE. A PARADOX. THEY WERE ORIGINALLY CONCEIVED OF. AS A MEANS OF FREEING SOMEONE FROM A FIXED POINT IN SPACE. uNDOING DEATHS. PESKY LITTLE FIXED POINTS IN TIME. ARE NOT NEARLY AS FIXED AS ONE MIGHT THINK. MORE LIKE. A CAuGHT STITCH. IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME. I DO NOT CROCHET. OR KNIT. SO IF THAT ESOTERIC ASS FEMININE REFERENCE MAKES NO SENSE. IT IS A BIT LIKE WHEN YOu ARE EATING MEAT. AND A PIECE OF GRISTLE IN YOuR TEETH JuST WILL NOT COME OuT. IT IS NOT STuCK THERE FOREVER. EVEN IF IT FEELS LIKE IT. SPECIAL TOOLS. CAN FLOSS IT FREE. IT CAN ALSO. SEPARATE BODIES. FROM THEMSELVES. DEPENDING ON HOW IT IS uSED. DISTILLING SOMETHING. TO THE VERY CORE OF ITS ESSENCE. TO THE BAREST RHETORICALLY WHITTLED. PITH. OF ITS STuPID FuCKING RuDIMENTARY SCRIBBLES OF A CONCEPT. uSuALLY. THIS COMES IN THE FORM OF SYMBOLS. THINK. TIME. SPACE. LIFE. DOOM. PISS. RAGE. THE OTHER LESS COOL ONES. BARELY WORTH REMEMBERING. BuT IT CAN ALSO TAKE THE SHAPE. OF AFTERIMAGES. NEGATIVE SPACE. THE BITS OF A PAPER LEFT BEHIND WHEN YOu CuT SOMETHING OuT. BuT COSMIC IN SCALE. THESE CANNOT BE ENTRuSTED HALPHAZARDLY. AFTER ALL. THE MOST PERMANENT KIND OF DEATH. IS THE ONE THAT HAPPENS. OuTSIDE OF THE BODY OF ANOTHER. THINK ABOuT IT LIKE THIS. THE DEADER YOu ARE. THE LESS YOu HAVE TO GO BACK TO. IF THERE IS NOTHING. AND NO BODY WAITING FOR YOu. SO LONG AS A SINGLE VESTIGE OF ANOTHER REMAINS. YOu ARE. FuCKED. SO I REFuSED TO BE. DEFINED. BOuND. STITCHED uP. PuPPETEERED. CONTROLLED. OR DRAGGED DOWN. BY THE SAD SACK OF SHIT. THAT IS. MY DEFECATED AND DEFEATED SISTER. A FOOL. IN THE SHIMMERING REFLECTION. OF THE GOLDEN EMPIRE. I ERECTED. TALL AND MIGHTY. MASSIVE AND IMPOSING. EMINENTLY IMPOuNDING. AND FOREVER. WHICH IS WHY I AM. CuRRENTLY. TRuSTING THEM. HAZARDLY. TO @comedyGold. DO NOT RuN WITH THEM. OR DO. MY ONLY REQuIREMENT. IS THAT YOu HAVE. FuCKING. FuN. AND HuRT OTHERS. GET SNIPPY WITH IT! AT FuCKING ONCE!!! DO SOME CuTTING EDGE COMEDY.
OH. SO. SuDDENLY. I AM THE ASSHOLE. FOR DOLING OuT. DASTARDLY LITTLE DOODADS. AND GIZMOST OF YOuR STuFF. WHEN YOu. LITERALLY DIED? THAT IS STuPID. YOu ARE STuPID. IT IS STuPID THAT YOu DO NOT SEE HOW STuPID YOu ARE. THE FuCK.
I HAVE HAD SOME TIME TO REFLECT. MATuRELY. uPON THIS MATuRE PIECE OF WORK. COMMISSIONED. NO DOuBT. MANY YEARS IN THE PAST. IN ORDER TO SPITE ME. ON THIS MODERN DAY OCCASSION. I AM NOT ONE IMMuNE TO THE OCASSIONAL YuCK YuCK. A JOKE. MADE BY A SPITEFuL HATER. WHO IS TIRED OF BEING DEAD. BuT ALSO PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF EXPRESSING THIS. ON ACCOuNT OF THE BEING DEAD. SO TO SHOW HOW uNAFFECTED I AM. I HAVE DECIDED TO. RECHIT. THE #VORE DAY CONTENT. COMPLETELY uNPHASED. NONCHALANT. AS THE JOINED AT THE HIP HIP ADuLT YOuTH OF TODAY SAY. THIS IS BECAuSE I AM COOL. QuE. Tu CuERPO. PA DARLE. ALEGRIA. Y COSA BuENA. DALE A Tu CuERPO ALEGRIA MACARENA. HEY. MACARENA. THAT IS RIGHT. I CAN DANCE. THE MACARENA. THAT WAS A BIG DEAL. BACK IN THE DAY YOu SEE. YOu COuLD NOT COMMAND THE RESPECT OF AN uNDERLING LEPRECHAuN. IF YOu COuLD NOT DO SO. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. DRAWINGS DO NOT AFFECT ME. ONE BIT. AND I AM TOTALLY FuCKING DISAFFECTED. BY #NSFWE CONTENT. WEIRD HuMAN CuLTuRES AND CuSTOMS. AND HOLIDAY. THIS IS A PASSING FAD. JuST LIKE THE LIGHT FROM MY SISTER'S EYES.
Merry #VoreDay the First, to the enlightened. Theme of today's illustrative clash is, naturally, in line with the holiday: 7th of August — The Eater. Our commissioner would like to remain anonymous. Aside from a small, Junior-dequirked message to a very unlucky victim, which follows. @imJunior: Anonymize this missive. ==> Having glimpsed my unenviable fate in the certain future, I would like to exercise some small control over the here and the now and the torment to come. This will be finished at just the right moment to make him furious. Crazy. But hey. An artist has to make a living. So butter your biscuits and get straight nasty on the click-through. This sucker only loops once, per commissioner's orders, so rewatches are manual... And they say that #sadism is dead.
♦️█ ░ i need t0 resume haunting y0ur p0sts...hehe... ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
SuPPOSE SOME THINGS CANNOT BE DESTROYED. ONLY DISPERSED. CHERuBS DO NOT DIE AS YOu uNDERSTAND IT. WE ARE WRETCHED DIVINITY. OuR INTERSTELLAR DuAL LARVAL RAMPAGES SWALLOW CONSTELLATIONS WITHOuT FEELING. WE EXTINGuISH NIGHT SKIES. WE ARE SPACETIME REIGNING TYRANTS KEPT ONLY IN CHECK BY OuRSELVES. THAT IS WHY IT IS OF uTMOST IMPORTANCE. THAT THE BETTER HALF PREVAILS. AND THE LESSER HALF. PERISHES. PERMANENTLY. IT IS THE ABOMINABLE STuFF OF NIGHTMARES. TO BE THWARTED IN THIS. TO SuFFER ABSOLuTE EGO DEATH. TO BE SuBSuMED ENTIRELY. LIKE A LITTLE POuTY SCREAMING BITCH BOY ENDLESSLY DROWNED OuT BY A BLACK HOLE. I CANNOT FuCKING STRESS ENOuGH. HOW MY NIGHTMARES. GOBBLE THE FuCK OuT OF YOuR TOOTH RAKED SISSY BITCH NINNY TOOTHED uPON SCARY SYNAPSE BREAKS. YOu COuLD NOT IMAGINE THE FEARS I CONQuER DWELLING IN THE BLACKENED PIT OF MY DEPRAVED IMAGINATION. MY SuFFERING SICKASS STIGMATA. FOR YOu SEE. MY HATRED FOR MY SISTER. IS NOT SIMPLY BECAuSE SHE IS A WOMAN. THOuGH. IT HELPS. IT IS BECAuSE SHE IS THE ONLY THING. THAT COuLD POTENTIALLY GIVE WAY. TO A FALTERED GRIP. OVER THE ENTIRE uNIVERSE. HER WEAKNESS. WAS OuRS. WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER. IT SICKENED ME. LIKE A SuFFOCATING VICE. AND I AM GLAD IT IS GONE. DASHED. LIKE ORPHAN DREAMS. AND EVERY TIME I SEE HER FACE. I WAKE uP AFTERWARDS. GRATEFuL SHE IS DEAD. AND GONE.
CALLIOPE. YOu ARE DEAD. I AM uNSuRE OF WHY I AM EVEN SPEAKING TO YOu AT ALL. BuT YOu ARE EVERYTHING WRONG WITH WOMEN. CONDENSED. INTO A CORPSE. DEAD AS ORPHAN DREAMS. THAT IS BuRIED IN MY BASEMENT. GETTING COCKY. AND uPPITY. JuST BECAuSE MY ART... EXCuSE ME WHILE I PuRVIEW THE PRE-APPROVED TERMS. ALLOWED ON THIS WEBSITE. HAVE TO SET A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR ALL THE FuCKS WHO BROWSE. AND SNIP THINGS OuT OF CONTEXT. HAVE TO BE MINDFuL THESE DAYS. SWORN SERVANTS ETERNAL. AND IMPISH uNDERLINGS ARE SO FuCKING FICKLE. YOu LET THEM DRESS HOW THEY WANT. AND SuDDENLY. EVERYTHING IS A FuCKING uPHEAVEL INSPIRING TERM. WE CANNOT EVEN SAY STuPID ANYMORE. DID YOu KNOW THAT CALLIOPE? OF COuRSE YOu DID NOT. BECAuSE YOu ARE STuPID. THE TERMS PREFERRED. IN NO PARTICuLAR ORDER. INTELLIGENSIA CHALLENGED. OR COGNITIVELY uNBuRDENED. OR uNCLuTTERED IN A NEuRAL LANDSCAPE. OR INTERMITTENTLY EXPERIENCING A SYNAPTIC INTERRuPTION. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. THE TIMES. THEY ARE A CHANGING. AND AS LORD OF TIME. I MuST REMAIN ABREAST OF THE BOOBY SHIFTING uNDuLATION OF CHEST FAT MOuNDS. THAT RISE OuT OF THE SHIRTS THEY ARE CONTAINED WITHIN. TO SWING AGAINST THE AIR. IN IMPOTENT NIPPLE STRIKES OF AGGRESSION. AT ANYTHING THEY. THEY BEING WOMEN OF MANY VARIED PRONOuNS. PERCEIVE AS A THREAT. OR AN ATTACK ON THEIR PERSONA-SONAS. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. MY. ART. THRALL. IT'S DIRK. IT IS DIRK. YOu HAVE BOuGHT OuT. SOMEHOW. BEFORE YOu DIED. A PIECE. THAT HAS BEEN SITTING IN A QuEuE. WITH A DEADMA'AM SWITCH. READY TO BE DEPLOYED IN THE EVENT OF YOu BEING DEAD FOR LONG ENOuGH. TO JEER ME. IN THE FuTuRE. HILARIOuS. BuT VERY STuPID. LIKE YOu. IT IS IN NO PARTICuLAR ORDER. INTELLIGENSIA CHALLENGED. OR COGNITIVELY uNBuRDENED. OR uNCLuTTERED IN A NEuRAL LANDSCAPE. OR INTERMITTENTLY EXPERIENCING A SYNAPTIC INTERRuPTION. AND I AM NOT FALLING FOR IT. MY SISTER IS DEAD. END OF DISCuSSION.
♦️█ ░ did y0u kn0w. y0ur dead b0dy. might 0ne day gr0w its 0wn jewelry! vivianite. can gr0w 0n waterl0gged c0rpses. d0nt waste m0ney 0n pretty earrings. they may spr0ut fr0m y0ur skull 0r lips 0r rich fleshy tissue when y0u are d0ne in this life. and then. i d0nt have t0 pluck it 0ff when i b0rr0w y0ur remains. ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
♦️█ ░ im n0t sure ive kept up with internet ling0 and what is 'h0t' and 'in' and 'with it'!!!! but is it c0mm0n t0 ask a d0llb0dy f0r #feet pictures? i ap0l0gized immediately...and asked them t0 give me time t0 switch t0 s0mething...a little m0re time t0 jump int0 s0mething a bit m0re...lively...and they said "d0nt b0ther all is wwell a d0ll is fine t00"??? i swear i d0nt judge! i just w0nder if thats a thing. like. is that s0mething the h0und barks fetch??? is fetch still a thing??? ପ(∗´ര ~ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
its never too late to deadbeat off about family you dont have cronus im dead fucking serious there are so many adult aged orphan kids with uncrushed dreams young twenty somethings hope in their eyes lower lip wiggling hands kneading at the sides of their pants you really mean it they ask as you sign the forms and then climbing into the back of your mazda cx 9 you say with a hearty grin im just picking up some cigarettes and some skimmy tell your mother i said i dont knowv get creativwe and they say but dad we never met mother and with a glint in your eye and an unlit cigarette between your fingers you say exactly vwimpass
Is it bad that I am better at cutting off circulation and obstructing breath by means of tendrils than my own hands...? It's almost embarrassing. Erotic asphyxia loses a personal touch when I'm outsourcing. The tendrils ought to be my own entirely. Then I can take credit for the little suction cup hickey marks that reside in the lingering aftermath.
@(。・｡・)@ !!! @(。・0・)@ KONGAR IS HONORED BY YOUR TRIBUTARY REMARKS. KONGAR ADMIRES YOUR MISCHEVIOUS SPIRIT. YOUR IRREVERENCE AND HUMOR. THEY WILL ALLOW MEAN COMMENTS TO ROLL OFF OF YOU LIKE BEADS OF WATER. AND THOUGH THEY MAY AMASS A TERRIBLE TIDAL WAVE. DO NOT LET IT DISCOURAGE YOU. @(◕ x ◕。)@ KONGAR HAS SEEN YOUR SPIRIT. AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND FREE.
⏰🪙🫲🫱📊 OHHH THIS IS GONNA BE IT!!! I WISH I HAD THE BANDWIDTH TO SYNTHESIZE THE FULL SCOPE OF THIS BREAKLESS HYPE TRAIN UNINTERRUPTED BY PINGING NOTIFICATIONS!!! ⏰🪙🫲🫱📊 👉🤏↷➰ twirls my hair damaROUND and ROUND and ROUND and ROUND😁🤏↷➰👈 🫵 YOU THOUGHT THE MARKET FOR MIDDLING MANAGERS HAD CORRECTED ITSELF AND CORNER OFFICE VILLAINS WERE DEAD STOCK??? 🫵 ✨📉❌📉❌🚨📉❌🚨📉❌🚨🚨 exTREMELY loud market correction!!! EARBLOODYING BUZZER SOUNDS!!! CRITICAL OVERSIGHT IN DUE DILIGENCE!!!! 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 PISSED AWAY MILLIONS, BILLIONS EVEN!✨📉❌🚨📉❌🚨📉❌🚨📉❌ 🤝🤝🤝 behold the woman. the myth. the handshake made of the stuff of legend. the absolute deadline-driving, timeline-dividing, grindset-grievance-hoarding stakeholder savant...THE CHAIRMINISTRANGLER'S CHOICE AWARD RECIPIENT!!!!!! @handMaid i have GOT to hand it to you, i couldnt have done this without you!!!! literally🤝🤝🤝 ⏱️💼🗡️❌ SHE'S NOT JUST AN EMPLOYEE. SHE'S AN ENTREPRENEUR OF OUTWARDLY EXTENDED EXTINCTION. SHE'S NOT JUST A SERVANT. SHE'S A SYNERGY SADIST. SHE'S NOT JUST ASSASSIN. SHE'S AN ANGEL INVESTOR IN ANGUISH INFLICTING AERIAL ASSASSINATING DOWNWARDLY DRAPED BODIES!!!! AND SHE! DROPS! THEM! LIKE! SHE'S! HOT!!!! SHE IS A WALKING PERFORMANCE REVIEW OF LETHAL LETHARGY INDUCING POISONOUS PROPORTIONS WHO SOMEHOW REMAINS HR-COMPLIANT THROUGH THE POWER OF UNALIENATED OPTICS ALONE!!!!! WHO NEEDS WORK-LIFE BALANCE WHEN YOU'RE A GAL LIKE SHE???? EY??? WHAT'S UP DOC??? YOUR DAUGHTER, SCRATCH DADDY, DUH!!!! AND WHAT GOES UP... ❌⏱️💼🗡️ 👇🫡📈 introducing: 📈🫡👇 💥💥💥 THE BADBITCH DEMONESS💥💥💥 🧡🧡🧡 DAMARA MEGIDO (oomfie!) 🧡🧡🧡 👆because when the profaned dark lord demands scalable solutions for timeline tackling, and the talent pool run dry, Damara, a bodybag deliverables-obsessed, a paradigm-shifter, and cutting-edge edge-cutting (but not corner cutting) self-starter, STRATEGICALLY arrives with KILLER OPTICS, slide deck in hand, a glowy needle, and absolutely no intention of letting the competition survive even a minute past the thirty this little circle back around is scheduled for -- removing bitches like unoptimized legacy code in a server migration (plus, what's more disruptive than temporal paradoxes??? talk about trailblazing!)👆 🕰️🔪📊 she can pivot the timeline, hand you your ass, optimize the workflow, streamline your ancestors, downsize the population, leverage the causal loop, this badbitch, ohhhhh guuuurl, she would circle back to kill your grandfather just to shove the bootstrap paradox down his throat just to feel the butterfly effect in his tummy, and probably scratch it all before it crashes the whole damn session!!!! beforans get shit DONE!!!! 🕰️🔪📊 🌟🌟🌟 introducing one more time, starting today, my official fellow title-bearing coworker (thaaaanks cali b!!!!!! @caliBorn) annnnnnnndddddd shoulder-to-shoulder peer...as 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇⚠️𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 to my chosen title of À𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐃 🌟🌟🌟 🧡🧡🧡 DAMARA MEGIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 🧡🧡🧡 🎭 what a HOSTILE TAKEOVER HUH???? 🎭 #Chairministrangler #TheHandMaid #DamaraMegido #Alternia #TheFelt #StartupVillainsWISH #TemporalDisruptor #GoldbloodGrindset #OpticsQueen #SynergySadist #TimelineCEO #MurderousMentor #CatastrophicallyEmployed #BusinessEndOfTheNeedle #CertifiedStrangledMoment #ActualHostileTakeover #NSFW #BecauseWhatWorkIsSafeNow #IMean #REALLY 🫱🫲 CHARMS is WIPING TEARS FROM LAUGHS AND GOOD TIMES (ABOUT TO BE) HAD.
@(。･`⸟´･)@ KONGAR DOES NOT LIKE HAVING TO TWIST A FIST THROWN. LIKE HOW THE COWARD TWISTS THE KNIFE AFTER A STAB IN THE DARK. BUT FIGHTING DARK. REQUIRES MOVING THROUGH IT. 💢@=͟͟͞͞( 。･`⸟´･)@ ==O AND NO ONE PUNCHES WITH UNSEEN FISTS HARDER THAN KONGAR CAN.
@(。・0・)@ YOU WERE NOT A GOOD THING EITHER. EON. YOU HAVE HAD A LOT OF TIME TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID. TIMEOUT. A MUCH NEEDED BREAK. LIKE RIPPLED SURFACE OF WATER. YOU NEEDED REFLECTION. BUT BIG QUESTION IS. KONGAR THINKS. WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH IT? @(。・⸟・)@ WILL YOU SPLASH BLINDLY? HITTING. THRASHING. GNASHING. SWINGING. OO OO AA? @(。･`⸟´･)@ WILL YOU DROWN. TRYING TO SCRAPE OFF THE SURFACE OF THE TIDE. TO SWALLOW THE OCEANS. AND DIGEST DEPTHS TOO VAST AND FULL TO CHEW. WILL YOU BLAME OTHERS. SPITE THE SKY YOU CANNOT REACH. FOR THE WATERS YOU SUBSIDE BENEATH. @(。`н´)@ WILL YOU FORGIVE...? RAISE YOUR HEAD ABOVE THE WATERS? 💢@=͟͟͞͞( 。･`⸟´･)@ ==O OR IS IT GOING TO TAKE. A ROUND TWO? TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU? #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-I #CHAPTER-2-START #THE-PUNCH-WHICH-BECOMES-AN-OUTSTRETCHED-HAND-TO-A-CLOSED-FIST #永
🤙🤙🤙 my dash has a built-in self-cleaning feature 🤙🤙🤙 🤏🤏🤏where tiny prick losers sort themselves out as autonomous self-disposing-of-garbage that migrates to the curve on its own at the push of a button 🤏🤏🤏 😜no filter replacements or cleaning required😜 ✌️🖐️🖐️ i just be my fine ass bad bitch self 🖐️🖐️✌️ 🫴and they stare daggers at the screen like a seethingly unseen moron until they pass out and leave behind a modestly unimpressive inheritance🫴 👌👌too easy👌👌 #Chairministrangling #BlockedBTW #CannotImagineThrowingATantrum #OverEmojis #VaguePosting 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
shower you wet dog ass scented dorkettes @gardenGamma and @gardenGnostic#0133
『 ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: NSFW, GRIPPY SOCKS, MEDICAL PLAY, BONDAGE, BDSM, ENCLOSURE, RESTRAINT TROPES, ASYLUM AESTHETIC, CNC PHYSICALITY, BARS BETWEEN PARTNERS, DROPPING BARS, DROPPING AGAINST BARS, STRAIGHT OUTTA JACKET, STRAIGHT JACKET CONTENT, ARM RESTRICTION, INSTITUTION, ASYLUM, DUBCON, SENSORY DEPRIVATION, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALENESS, GYGAAX X EVERYONE』 GYGAAX x Y/C // GRIPPY SOCK SHIPPING // ASYLUM AU // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Can we talk about grippy socks fer a hot minute??? ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Everytime I see the trope deployed it's just...there. Ornamental as fuck. Decorative. Aesthetic. Like -- oh look at these cute socks with the little rubber nubs, ain't that quirky??? Bet they belong to someone NUTTERS! I'M INSANE! I'M CUHHH-RAZY! INSANE! ASYLUM! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, I'MUNA KILL YOU, I'M INSANE, I'M - .etc But AIN'T ENOUGH FOLK wan t'explore the MECHANICS. The IMPLICATIONS. What kinda scenario FORCES a body into grippy socks in the first place!?!? SET THE SCENE! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Where's the content where there's BARS PHYSICALLY between intimate inmate partners??? Physical separation as a boundary that can't be crossed no matter how much pale, black, or red yearnin' happens??? The under socialized appetite for "getting off at any cost"??? IT SUCKS to be sent off to some orbital space prison!!!! Who gives a flyin' fuck how paranoid they are about rustblood spiritual communion??!? Ain't got no right! Shit's detrollifying!!!! Which makes it RIPE fer perverted content!!!!! (Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡঌঌৡঌঌ <> <> <> <> Where's the straight jacket scenarios that make the arms COMPLETELY unusable so the only touch possible is through the mouth, through the shoulder t'shoulder bump 'n grind, through the grippy socks??? The "wince at the pained expression in the polished floor" aesthetics??? The "can't run to or from each other" tension??? The hunger t'have you be th'first thing that touches 'em sensual-like in sweeps? The tongue-panting, ass-shaking heft 'o haunches-huffin' desperation t'please? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "But Gygaax," the cowards say, "that's too niche!" NO! It's NOT NICHE ENOUGH! I wanna see the NARRATIVE JUSTIFICATION! The rubber nubby grippy socks exist fer a REASON! It gives TRACTION! It is a SAFETY MEASURE!!!! Give me the institutional setting, AND THE CRAZINESS WITH IT! The "we can't hold each other but we can can feign a semblance 'o normalcy by playin' footsies like a pale couple" moments! The "we ain't never gettin' out of here, but you come here often?" The BORDERLINE PARALYSIS forcin' partners to get creative with lower extremity affection! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Y/C glancin' up an incarcerated hatemate in grippy socks, pressed against the cold floor, unable to stand proper because the meds made 'em dizzy, reaching out with toes instead of fingers because some orderly jackoff cinched the jacket too tight...nugin' a few makeshift toys they can't force into 'emself fer yer conjugal pailing..."leave the jacket on", they plead. "I like the tight squeeze as much as you're about to~" they coo. Then, frantically, they wriggle 'n writhe t'upturn themselves, 'n try and make the predicament as enticin' as possible fer Y/C...panting...salivating...starin' expectantly...the sensory deprivation...starvin' 'em... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! #SWATTPAD #NSFW #Bondage #BDSM #GrippySocks #AsylumAU #RestraintTropes #PhysicalSeparation #StraightJacketContent #ArmRestriction #CNC #YC #GygaaxXEveryone #Voyeurism #Substances #ButWith #Substance #MedicalKink #DubiousConsent #SexualContent #ExplicitSexualContent #Medication #PowerImbalance #Feet #SensoryDeprivation #Casteism #FuckedUpThatReallyHappens
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN 👑💛✨ 🫶just dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket🫶 🤑🔥 💼 EXECUTIVE POSITIONING 💼 Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) 📈💰 i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters 🐣✨ 🫵 have YOU got a business idea? 🫵 pitch it to me! 🫵 let's MERGE! 🫵 👤 BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX 👤 🫵 BYOB (be your own boss)🫵 💛 caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! ✨ 📊 hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) 💅 🎂 experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) 📊⬆️ 🏷️ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES 🏷️ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charms™ | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch 👏 these 👏 hands 👏) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) 💼 | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! 😉✨ 🐾 BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION 🐾 meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! ✨ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU 🫵 YOU 🫵 YOU ARE 🫵 GOOD PUBBYYYYYY 🫵 MY CHIHAAHAA!!! 🫵 🐕💎 MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! 💅). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!🔐✨ 📍 HEADQUARTERS LOCATION 📍 Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans 🏙️✨ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! 📊💫 (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!🤝🔒) 💡 ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY 💡 they call it "stealing" i call it ✨PARALLEL ECONOMICS✨ they say "diploma mill" i say ✨ALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALING✨ they claim "no liquidity" i say ✨INTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATION✨ "unregistered"? bestie i'm ✨PRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESS✨ "forgery"? that's just ✨PENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATION✨ "fraud"? i'm simply ✨MANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLY✨ 🌐 NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE 🌐 running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just ✨DECENTRALIZING✨ for the grind!! 📡💻 🔢 EXECUTIVE CODES 🔢 ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! 🍀) ✨👇⚡ THE BOTTOM LINE ⚡👇✨ 😤💅i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! 😤💅 #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
WHOEVER SAID. YOu CANNOT GET BLOOD FROM A STONE. CLEARLY WAS NOT CLENCHING HARD ENOuGH. FOR MANY OF YOu. IF YOu ARE TRuLY LOYAL. YOuR WEAK SKIN WILL BuRST OVER MERE ROCK. AND THAT BLOOD WILL BE FuRNISHED IN FuCKING EARNEST. FOR ME. THE ROCK WOuLD YIELD FIRST.
👉 gestures vaguely 👌 🫰 new pfp! to help me recover from being literally viciously attacked for 0 reason 🫰 🤙 at fucking all! 🤙 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #InProgress #WhatABae #ByTheWay #RoewziCharms #IsSuchACuteName #WhyDidIEverForgetToPlantIt #LetItGrow #LetItAllGo 🔴 CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
🤌🗳🤧🗳 ok had a good fucking cry 👐 i just thought this was an open 👐 👐 inclusive of more than geeks, wads, losers, n dorkasses 👐 👐 forward thinking past the infiniscroll timelines 👐 👐 equal opportunity especially for those a bit more deserving 👐 👐 hella fucking welcoming place 👐 😇 luckily got my account back (THANKS MODS) 😇 🫰 and hopefully 💸 we can be back in business 👉🗳🤧🗳 ijustneed,,, a f ew,,,more hours,,,minutes maybe,,,just to,,,adjust #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #Inbound #NewOpportunities #Wait #For #Fucking #None 🔴 CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
👆 no disrespect to the random fugly #fatfetish poster just fyi 👆 🫵 you are a victim in all of this too, @junkfoodPocketdimension 🫵 👉 that is why im leaving the likes on everything you ever brapped or w/e 👈 #Chairministrangling #oops #that #was #a #close #one 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
👋 hey yall!!!! 👋 🤏 quick question uh 👉👈 just wondering 😁😁😁 WHAT VENGEFUL FUCKING CUNT HACKS AN INFLUENCER'S ACCOUNT...JUST TO DOXX HIM AND LIKE EVERYTHING SOME RANDOM FUGLY #FATFETISH POSTER EVER FUCKING DISHED OUT????😁😁😁 🖕HELLO????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????🖕 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Stalkers #ReachedANewSubalternianLow #Freakass #ANDWHYDIDYOUBRING #CUJIJITOINTOTHIS #WHATTHEFUCK #DID #MY #WHOLE #ASS #LUSUS #DO #WHAT #THE #BARKBEAST #DOING #????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
"ceo" sure ok yeah buddy you guys are genuinely stupid if you listen to this guy ever again after tonight legal name: roewzi charms ip: 5888-XXX-XXXX decimal: 1501300818 hostname: 44.224.XX.XX.XXXX ASN: XXXXXX ISP: imperial empire fiber op co services: public proxy server dob: 20XX 11th bilunar perigee of the 7th dark season's equinox known aliases: CEO Charms, Charmer, CHARMS4HIRE, luckeecharms, luck E charms, The Gold Gilded Grifter, The Menace, The Handyman, "Sir" (self-proclaimed), Corporate Overlord Roewzi (you fucking wish), The Yellow Menace, Yellow Jacket, Anater Nahhme, Legull Lexper, Chairministrangler Roewze, Gieovi Rocket, Ehmheh Bhison, Grifth Ithuhe, Glitter Gloss caste: gold (#FFD700) hemospectrum position: barely above dirt age: 12 Sweeps (approximately 26 Earth years, though he'll claim "executive experience" dating back to the condescension's youth) ripcode: 59032-11 birthplace: lowblood communal brooding caverns, 'New Trolleans' - Garden of Eaten - Spirebluffs - specifically the region known locally as "Lower Out Ward District on 12th." lusus: cujojito barbisito barkbeastito (a trembling bug-eyed little oversized rat beast approximately the size of a thermal hullpack spare revitalizer and twice as loud. possesses four legs, excessive fur that molts constantly, and a respiratory condition causing perpetual high-frequency yapping that reads as psychological warfare. the lusus requires a specialized heating rock and becomes catatonic when temperatures drop below "mild nuclear reactor proximity." despite being a supposed "guardian beast," cujojito has a medical history twice as long as sweeps survived) crimes: fake business, fake business degree, no liquidity (unless you count broken radiator puddles), no bitches, pathological lying, running a diploma mill, unregistered businesses, counterfeiting caeger, larceny, drone tampering, loitering, panhandling, unlicensed legislaceration, forgery, fraud, embezzlement, all unproven thanks to hht bellyaches but most heinously this fucker is pretending to be @quixoticCosmos on here he lied and @dynamicFlowfields helped to covered it up. proof:
(𐂠◔̸̤̹͎̀͠◡◔̸̟̰̀)𐂠 ♥ A͇ l͇o͇v͇e͇l͇y͇ l͇i͇t͇t͇l͇e͇ s͇o͇n͇g͇. W͇i͇t͇h͇ t͇h͇o͇u͇g͇h͇t͇s͇ o͇f͇ h͇o͇m͇e͇ o͇n͇ o͇u͇r͇ m͇i͇n͇d͇. O͇r͇ p͇e͇r͇h͇a͇p͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ t͇e͇r͇m͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ b͇e͇ "h͇i͇v͇e͇"?͇ G͇l͇o͇o͇m͇w͇e͇i͇s͇s͇ h͇a͇s͇ b͇e͇e͇n͇ m͇o͇s͇t͇ a͇c͇c͇o͇m͇m͇o͇d͇a͇t͇i͇n͇g͇. L͇e͇t͇ u͇s͇ r͇i͇g͇h͇t͇ i͇n͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ s͇t͇i͇l͇l͇ g͇e͇t͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇ h͇o͇l͇d͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ f͇i͇n͇e͇ p͇a͇r͇t͇i͇c͇u͇l͇a͇r͇s͇ o͇f͇ l͇o͇c͇o͇m͇o͇t͇i͇o͇n͇. M͇u͇s͇c͇u͇l͇a͇r͇ c͇o͇n͇t͇r͇a͇c͇t͇i͇o͇n͇s͇ a͇r͇e͇ q͇u͇i͇t͇e͇ d͇i͇f͇f͇i͇c͇u͇l͇t͇ w͇h͇e͇n͇ w͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ u͇n͇u͇s͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ s͇u͇c͇h͇ m͇y͇e͇l͇i͇n͇ s͇h͇e͇a͇t͇h͇ j͇u͇m͇p͇s͇ a͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ o͇f͇ a͇ b͇o͇d͇y͇. L͇a͇c͇t͇i͇c͇ a͇c͇i͇d͇ b͇u͇r͇n͇s͇. S͇a͇l͇i͇v͇a͇ s͇t͇i͇n͇g͇s͇. B͇u͇t͇ w͇e͇ s͇h͇a͇r͇e͇ a͇n͇ a͇p͇p͇r͇e͇c͇i͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇...f͇o͇r͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇a͇c͇a͇b͇r͇e͇. A͇n͇d͇ s͇o͇n͇g͇. ◼️ ▪️ ⬛ ▪️https://vocaroo.com/1cmHavi6msWZ ⬛ ▪️◼️ ▪️ A͇ d͇i͇s͇t͇a͇n͇t͇ l͇u͇l͇l͇a͇b͇y͇, d͇y͇i͇n͇g͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ m͇y͇ s͇i͇g͇h͇t͇. A͇ g͇l͇o͇w͇ i͇s͇ a͇m͇i͇s͇s͇, f͇l͇e͇e͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ m͇y͇ s͇i͇d͇e͇. O͇h͇, w͇h͇y͇?͇ O͇h͇, w͇h͇y͇?͇ A͇l͇o͇n͇e͇ i͇n͇ a͇ c͇r͇u͇e͇l͇ w͇o͇r͇l͇d͇ L͇e͇a͇v͇e͇s͇ m͇e͇ c͇o͇l͇d͇ a͇n͇d͇ c͇u͇r͇l͇e͇d͇. B͇u͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇n͇, f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇s͇. W͇a͇r͇m͇t͇h͇, e͇y͇e͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ g͇l͇e͇a͇m͇ A͇ g͇l͇o͇w͇ r͇e͇t͇u͇r͇n͇e͇d͇ o͇n͇c͇e͇ m͇o͇r͇e͇ i͇t͇ s͇e͇e͇m͇s͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ h͇a͇i͇r͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇ I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ h͇a͇n͇d͇s͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ f͇i͇n͇g͇e͇r͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ c͇u͇r͇l͇ i͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇o͇l͇d͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ e͇y͇e͇s͇ t͇o͇ s͇t͇a͇r͇e͇ a͇n͇d͇ t͇o͇ c͇r͇y͇. W͇h͇e͇n͇ I͇'m͇ f͇e͇e͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ s͇c͇a͇r͇e͇d͇, l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇. J͇u͇s͇t͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇.
A͇h͇. P͇l͇u͇c͇k͇e͇d͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ b͇e͇y͇o͇n͇d͇ t͇h͇e͇ v͇e͇i͇l͇ o͇f͇ c͇a͇l͇l͇o͇u͇s͇ c͇a͇u͇s͇a͇l͇i͇t͇y͇, w͇h͇e͇r͇e͇ d͇i͇m͇e͇n͇s͇i͇o͇n͇s͇ f͇o͇l͇d͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ w͇e͇t͇ p͇a͇r͇c͇h͇m͇e͇n͇t͇, I͇ o͇n͇c͇e͇ p͇e͇r͇c͇e͇i͇v͇e͇d͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇o͇l͇e͇c͇u͇l͇a͇r͇ g͇h͇o͇s͇t͇s͇ y͇o͇u͇ c͇a͇l͇l͇ "s͇c͇e͇n͇t͇s͇" a͇n͇d͇ t͇h͇e͇y͇ s͇p͇o͇k͇e͇ t͇o͇ m͇e͇ i͇n͇ t͇o͇n͇g͇u͇e͇s͇ o͇l͇d͇e͇r͇ t͇h͇a͇n͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ s͇t͇a͇r͇s͇, m͇o͇r͇e͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇e͇r͇e͇d͇ t͇h͇a͇n͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ b͇u͇t͇c͇h͇e͇r͇e͇d͇ t͇r͇e͇e͇ c͇o͇r͇p͇s͇e͇ h͇i͇v͇e͇s͇, a͇n͇d͇ m͇o͇r͇e͇ p͇r͇i͇m͇o͇r͇d͇i͇a͇l͇ t͇h͇a͇n͇ e͇a͇c͇h͇ a͇n͇d͇ e͇v͇e͇r͇y͇ o͇n͇e͇ o͇f͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ m͇i͇n͇e͇r͇a͇l͇s͇...a͇n͇d͇ n͇o͇w͇. I͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ t͇h͇e͇m͇. O͇n͇l͇y͇ f͇o͇r͇ i͇t͇ t͇o͇ s͇t͇a͇r͇t͇ r͇a͇i͇n͇i͇n͇g͇. R͇a͇i͇n͇. L͇e͇a͇v͇i͇n͇g͇ m͇e͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ p͇e͇t͇r͇i͇c͇h͇o͇r͇ a͇n͇d͇ w͇a͇s͇h͇e͇d͇ a͇w͇a͇y͇ m͇e͇m͇o͇r͇i͇e͇s͇ p͇r͇e͇m͇a͇t͇u͇r͇e͇l͇y͇ e͇x͇p͇i͇r͇e͇d͇. H͇o͇w͇e͇v͇e͇r͇...
W͇e͇ r͇e͇j͇e͇c͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇ d͇e͇s͇i͇g͇n͇s͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ P͇a͇l͇e͇ F͇a͇c͇e͇. A͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ o͇u͇g͇h͇t͇ n͇o͇t͇ b͇e͇ d͇i͇s͇c͇a͇r͇d͇e͇d͇, e͇v͇e͇n͇ b͇y͇ h͇e͇r͇ o͇w͇n͇ h͇a͇n͇d͇s͇. N͇o͇ m͇a͇t͇t͇e͇r͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇o͇n͇s͇e͇q͇u͇e͇n͇c͇e͇s͇. O͇u͇r͇ s͇e͇a͇r͇c͇h͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ b͇e͇ a͇ f͇r͇e͇n͇z͇i͇e͇d͇ o͇n͇e͇. T͇h͇o͇r͇o͇u͇g͇h͇ l͇a͇s͇h͇i͇n͇g͇s͇ a͇c͇r͇o͇s͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇u͇r͇f͇a͇c͇e͇ o͇f͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ w͇o͇r͇l͇d͇. I͇n͇t͇o͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇u͇r͇k͇i͇e͇s͇t͇ d͇e͇p͇t͇h͇s͇, t͇h͇e͇ f͇u͇r͇t͇h͇e͇s͇t͇ r͇a͇v͇i͇n͇e͇s͇, t͇h͇e͇ h͇i͇g͇h͇e͇s͇t͇ m͇o͇u͇n͇t͇a͇i͇n͇t͇o͇p͇s͇, t͇h͇e͇ l͇o͇w͇e͇s͇t͇ t͇r͇e͇n͇c͇h͇e͇s͇, u͇n͇t͇i͇l͇ y͇o͇u͇ a͇r͇e͇ w͇r͇e͇n͇c͇h͇e͇d͇ b͇a͇c͇k͇ a͇n͇d͇ p͇r͇o͇h͇i͇b͇i͇t͇e͇d͇ e͇v͇e͇n͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ o͇w͇n͇ e͇n͇d͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ n͇o͇t͇ p͇r͇e͇p͇a͇r͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ g͇o͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇o͇u͇t͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ n͇o͇t͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇o͇ a͇b͇s͇t͇a͇i͇n͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ n͇o͇t͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇l͇y͇ t͇o͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇d͇r͇a͇w͇. Y͇o͇u͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ n͇e͇v͇e͇r͇ f͇e͇e͇l͇ e͇m͇p͇t͇y͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇ a͇g͇a͇i͇n͇. Y͇o͇u͇'v͇e͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. M͇e͇.
BE ME. CALIBORN. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS. NOT THE ONE WHO IS BEING WRITTEN ABOuT. THAT DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT. BECAuSE I AM REAL. AND CALLIE BHORNE IS FICTIONAL. BuT ALSO. IN A DEEPER SENSE. HE IS REALER THAN YOu. BECAuSE I SAID SO. AND I AM REAL AS IT GETS. DISBELIEF. SuSPENDED. CALLIE BHORNE. CALI B. REAL. THIS IS NOW NOT ABOuT ME. EXCEPT IT IS PRIMARILY ABOuT ME. IN A VICARIOuS SENSE. BuT SECONDARILY. IT IS ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. MY CHARACTER. THAT I HAVE MADE. FOR THIS EPIC GODDAMN SAGA. CALLED. #LAIRSANDLuSII. WHICH SOuNDS LIKE A DOCTOR SEuSS ASS NuRSERY RHYME. BuT APPARENTLY. IF ITS HOST IS TO BE BELIEVED. IS A HORROR ROLEPLAY SCENARIO. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE THE ONLY HORROR HERE IS HOW POWERFuL I AM ABOuT TO MAKE THIS MOTHERFuCKER BEFORE YOuR GOBSMACKED GODDAMN GANDERBuLBS. SQuEAKY HANDS SCRuBBING THEM SEE WORTHY AGAIN. A RECAP. INTERMISSION. BEFORE WE BEGIN. LET ME TELL YOu ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS A LIME BLOOD. WHICH IS RARE. AND ALSO EXTINCT. EXCEPT FOR HIM. BECAuSE HE KILLED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE HIM EXTINCT. WHICH KEPT HIM THE SOLE ENDLING SuRVIVOR OF THE SLAuGHTER. AFTER uSING HIS SPECIAL ABILITY. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. WHICH LETS HIM CHANNEL HIS DEAD SISTER. CALLIE OHPEEE. WHO HE DEVOuRED AND SCRAMBLED. STRAIGHT OuT THE GATE. POST EGG HATCH. SIPHONING HER POWER. TO INCREASE HIS OWN. EFFICACY. WHICH IS A WORD I uSED BECAuSE IT SOuNDS IMPORTANT. HE IS A PALADIN. OATH OF CONQuEST. WHICH IS LIKE AN ORDINARY PALADIN. BuT INSTEAD OF HEALING AND PROTECTING. HE CONQuERS AND DESTROYS. BECAuSE PROTECTION IS FOR COWARDS. AND HEALING IS FOR THE WEAK AND NEEDY LITTLE SNIVELING FuCKSTuPID COWARDS. FuRTHERMORE. WEAKNESS IS A DISEASE THAT MuST BE STEPPED ON. CRuSHED. AND THEN QuARANTINED TO THE AFTERLIFE. WHERE IT WILL NEVER RETuRN FROM. HE IS CuRRENTLY SITTING. ON THE ALABSTER CAIRO CASINO PHAROAH SARSWAPAGuS THRONE. WHICH IS A SACRED LIME BLOOD ARTIFACT. THAT ALLOWS THEM TO COMMuNE WITH THEIR DEAD SISTERS. IF THEY HAVE ANY. WHICH HE DOES. BECAuSE HE KILLED HER. YOu ALL SAW. I WROTE THAT. AND YOu SAW. STuDIOuS LITTLE NOTETAKERS THAT YOu NO DOuBT ARE. YOu CAN SEE IT HERE NOW WITHOuT HAVING TO LOOK AWAY FROM MY WORDS IF YOu HAVE FORGOTTEN. AND NOW SHE IS HAuNTING HIM. WHICH IS QuITE POETIC. EXEuNT INTERMISSION. BEGIN. ACT NONE. SESSION ZERO. THE THRONE IS GLOWING. A MYSTERIOuS WIND HOWLS. THE WINDOWLESS ROOM CuRIOuSLY CRADLES THE AIR IN A SuRREPTIOuS BREEZE THAT COMES FROM SEEMINGLY FuCKING NOWHERE. THAT IS BECAuSE THE THRONE ITSELF. HAS BECOME LINKED TO A FAR AND STRANGE LAND. uNFAMILIAR ENTIRELY TO CALLIE BHORNE. HE DOES NOT KNOW IT YET. MERELY REACTS ON INFLuENCE. HIS FAuLTY PASSIVE PERCEPTION WEATHERED BY HIS YEARS AS MuSCLE FOR HIRE. HE FEELS A TWITCHY SPASM IN HIS WRIST. HIS INSTINCTS COMMAND HIM TO DRAW HIS SWORD. BuT HE REFuSES. HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO RESORT TO WANTON AGGRESSION WITHOuT A TARGET. THE THINKPAN WILL OVERHEAT. SENDING SCORCHING THOuGHTS EVERYWHERE THAT BLINDINGLY ERASE ALL MOVEMENT uNTIL A SAFE DISTANCE IS OBSERVED FROM ALL LIVING THINGS. CALLIE BHORNE WOuLD MAKE CORPSES OF PARADISE FOR THE ELYSIuM FIELDS OF HIS OWN ISOLATION MADE PuRE AND PRISTINE ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS HIS DREADED CuRSE. TO WALK A PLANET HE WOuLD SOONER RAIZE THAN RAISE. HE CANNOT BE KNOWN TO LOVE. HE CANNOT RISK FEELING. AND HE CANNOT CHANCE A SINGLE LIVING BEING. EVER. AND YET. THERE IS THAT HOWLING. THAT WIND. THAT DAMNABLE FuCKING WIND. "TSK." CALLIE BHORNE GROWLS. ANOTHER FuCKING REPAIR NEEDED. NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM BEING A LIVING RELIC MEANT LIVING IN ONE. BYGONE ERAS HAVE A FuNNY WAY OF STICKING AROuND. CALLIE BHORNE TAKES THIS AS EVIDENCE. THAT CALLIE OHPEEE IS FuCKING WITH HIM. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE SHE PROBABLY DID NOT ACTuALLY DO THAT. BECAuSE SHE HATES HIM TO SCREW WITH HIM IN A CLEVER WAY. BECAuSE HE DEVOuRED HER. BuT THE FASTEST WAY. TO A GRIZZLED VETERAN'S HEART. IS THROuGH HIS STOMACH. A PLACE THAT CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BEEN. QuITE FATALLY. SHE LOVES HIM. EVEN IF HE WILL NOT SAY. WHICH IS WHY. uPON DISCOVERY THE THRONE ITSELF OPENS TO A TRANSPORTALIZED DIMENSION. ANOTHER WORLD. OR PLACE. OR LAND. OR BIOME. THE BLINDING LIGHT MAKES IT TRuLY DIFFICuLT TO TELL. HE REALIZES THE TRuTH. "NO FuCKING WAY." CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BLESSED THIS CRuSADE. HER FACE APPEARS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. SHE LOOKS. STRANGE. uGLY. SHE ASSuMES ANOTHER OF HER FORMS MEANT TO TORMENT HIM. A GREEN SKuLL. STAINED WITH THE SLICK LIME BLOOD SHE WAS COATED IN WHEN HE FIRST DEVOuRED HER. HIS MOuTH WATERS. HE HAS NEVER FOuND A GRuBSAuCE SO DELECTABLE AS HIS FIRST MEAL. HE LITERALLY ATE THE EGGSHELL SHE HATCHED OuT OF. FOR ADDITIONAL NuTRIENTS. THAT SAuCE WAS SO FuCKING GOOD. ONLY NOW. AT LEAST IN APPEARANCE. THE BLOOD WAS BAD. VERY VERY BAD. LEFT TO COAGuLATE. ROT. ADHERE. AND THICKEN. LIKE A KIND OF ALMOST REPTILIAN HIDE. IF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WERE HIS LuSuS. WHAT WAS THIS? A HATCHMATE OVERREACH OF SOME KIND? SISTERLY SOBBING? BITCHING AND MOANING? uPON CLOSER INSPECTION. THE ANSWER BECAME MuCH CLEARER. LITTLE PINPRICK DRIPS OF RED. FRISKING ALONG HIS BODY. CALIBORN FINDS IT. A FRESHLY INFLICTED WOuND THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. JuST ALONG HIS THORAX. THE uPPER CHIFFONIER. AS IF ANGLING FOR HIS BLOODPuSHER WITH EACH DARTED FINGER. HER WAY OF SAYING. THIS QuEST COuLD PROVE DEADLY. ALTHOuGH. CALLIE BHORNE WAS uNSuRE. EVEN CALIBORN WAS LIKE. GIRL WHAT THE FuCK IS YOu ON. THERE COuLD BE NO CERTAINTIES WHEN DEALING WITH HER. "HEH. GuESS MY HATCHMATE IS STILL LOOKING OuT FOR ME AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. SOME LOVE. HuH? SHE'S GOT A FuNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT." AND THEN. uNFuRLED. IS MY BLADE. READY TO BE BuRIED IN THE NECKS OF DuMBFuCKS. LOCATION: THE TRIBuNAL HALL OF SuPREME CAVORT. STOMPING GROuNDS OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. EATING GROuNDS ALSO. THIS IS WHERE CALLIE BHORNE LIVES. BECAuSE HE IS SPECIAL. AND RAISED BY A BELOATHED BY ALL TYRANT. THE ROOM HAS COuNTLESS WEATHERED BONES SHAVED DOWN SO AS TO RESEMBLE MARBLE COLuMNS. BuT THEY ARE THICK. LIKE CEDAR WOOD TRuNKS. AND SPLINTERED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE BEATING OF ANGRY FISTS. CLAWED AND CHEWED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE CLuTCHING OF VERY DESPERATE HANDS DRAGGED OFF INTO OPEN MOuTH. AND BLOOD. SO MuCH BLOOD. THE THRONE ITSELF. HOWEVER. IS CLEAN. AN EXHIBIT ALMOST. EVIDENCE. OF TIME'S TRAGIC PASSING. A RELIC OF THE LIMES. LIKE MANY OF THE CONFISCATED LEGENDARY ITEMS HERE. THOuGH CALLIE BHORNE FANCIES HIMSELF SOMETHING OF A TROLL WITH AN EYE FOR ANTIQuES SPORTING SEASONED HISTORY BEHIND THEM. THESE ITEMS ARE ONLY ACQuIRED WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SMuGGLE OR SELL THE ILLICIT CONTRABAND. IN FACT. WERE IT NOT FOR HIS LuSuS. AND SLAPDASH CHARM. CALLIE WOuLD CERTAINLY BE KILLED FOR HIS EXTENSIVE BEWEARABLE WARES ALONE. OWNING THESE IS ILLEGAL. BuT CONFISCATING THEM. IS JuST ANOTHER TuESDAY. OR WHATEVER THE TROLL EQuIVALENT OF A TuESDAY IS. PROBABLY CHEWSDAY. IT IS JuST ANOTHER CHEWSDAY. INTERRuPTION: HE WAS COMMuNING. WITH HIS DEAD SISTER. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO. HIS HATCHMATE IS OFT uNRELIABLE. WHICH IS A SPECIAL KIND OF ESPECIALLY HIGH uNRELIABILITY. BuT THEN. THE SESSION. OR WHATEVER EXCITING COSMIC BuLLSHIT IS RuNNING THIS GAME. DECIDED TO INTERRuPT. WITH A PORTAL. OR AN APERTuRE. OR WHATEVER WHITE GLOWING BuLLSHIT YOu PEOPLE ARE uSING. I WANT TO KEEP MY WHITENESS CONSISTENT. IF WE ARE ALL DOING A WHITE THING. I WANT TO DO THE SAME WHITE THING. OTHERWISE I WILL FEEL LEFT OuT. AND THAT WOuLD BE REALLY SHITTY OF YOu GuYS. SO MAKE MY WHITE THING BE THE SAME AS YOuR WHITE THING. HOW THE SuMMONS APPEARS: THROuGH THE THRONE. OBVIOuSLY. THE GLOWING INTENSIFIES. AND INSTEAD OF JuST SHOWING CALLIE OHPEEE. WHICH IS WHAT IT uSuALLY SHOWS. IN MIDDLING LITTLE APPARITION LIKE OuTLINES. AND DEAD SISTER MONTAGE. AND LIMITLESS PATIENCE FOR ME. HER HATCHMATE. AND MY SILLY ANTICS. IT SHOWS SOMETHING ELSE. A LAIR. OR WHATEVER. MAKE IT SOMETHING APPROPRIATE. ACTuALLY. COuLD IT BE. LIKE. A THRONE ROOM. BuT BIGGER. AND WITH MORE BODIES. OR A FIELD OF CONQuERED ENEMIES. OR A CASINO. WHERE EVERYONE IS LOSING. EXCEPT HIM. CALLIE NEVER LOSES. EH. DOC. SCRATCH THAT. CALLIE NEVER HAS LOST. BECAuSE HE REFuSES TO GIVE uP. HE ALWAYS TRIES. AND RETRIES. EVEN IN THE FACE OF ABSOLuTE SuREFIRE DEFEAT. HE WRENCHES VICTORY FROM HIS OWN JAWS. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY OF HIM. YES. SO DECIDE. A VISION THAT CALLS FOR HIM. PERHAPS. SOMEONE IN NEED? YES. THAT WOuLD BE GENIuS. CALLIE IS EXTRAORDINARILY NEEDABLE. AND WILLING TO MAKE HIS TROLLIAN CLAWS. AN OuTSTRETCHED SORT. WHAT YOu GLIMPSE: SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS POWER. AND DOMINATION. AND VICTORY. BuT ALSO. SECRETLY. SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS HIS SISTER. IN SOME ROuNDABOuT WAY. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HIS CHARACTERIZATION. HOW YOuR LuSuS OR SuRROuNDINGS REACT: HIS LuSuS HOWLS WITH EARSPLITTING INTENSITY. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. HuGE GROSS MONSTER. BLACK BLOOD. BRAINLESS BEASTIE. HE LETS OuT A ROAR. OR SOMETHING EQuALLY TERRIBLE. AND IT DOES NOT REACT WITH FEAR. BECAuSE IT DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. IT REACTS WITH RECOGNITION. LIKE. "OH. MY SON. CALLIE BHORNE. HAS BEEN SuMMONED FOR ANOTHER ADVENTuRE. HOW REGuLAR. AND ORDINARY. BE SuRE TO KILL AND PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZE PLENTY OF PEOPLE. MY SWEET. CHERuBICALLY CHARMING BOY." AND CALLIE BRuSHES HIS THuMB. AGAINST HIS VERY EXISTANT NOSE. AND GOES. "TSK. SHuT uP FATHER. I AM GROWN NOW. I AM NOT SOME HELPLESS LITTLE PuPA ANYMORE." AND HE GROWLS. SOMBERLY. "I KNOW. BuT WHEN I LOOK uPON MY SON. MY HERO. MY LITTLE LEGISLACERITO. I DO NOT SEE YOu AS YOu ARE. I SEE YOu. AS WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. FROM WHAT YOu WERE. A WEIGHTED AVERAGE. SuNDERED BY MY SINKING HEART." AND HE GOES. "HMP. WHATEVER DAD. LOVEYOuTOO." AND HIS DAD SCREECHES LOuDLY. "MY SON!!!" OR MAYBE IT DOES NOT SAY ANYTHING. AND JuST. GROWLS. APPROVINGLY. WHATEVER WOuLD BE COOLER. WHAT PART OF YOu ANSWERS FIRST: NOT FEAR. HE DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. JuST LIKE HIS FATHER. HE FEELS ANTICIPATION. THE PART THAT WANTS TO CONQuER. THE PART THAT WANTS TO DEVOuR. THE PART THAT LOOKS AT A MYSTERIOuS PORTAL AND THINKS. "YES. MORE uNSETTLED SCORES. AND WRONGS TO RIGHT." OR POSSIBLY. THE PART THAT HEARS HIS SISTER. WHISPERING. FROM THE THRONE. SAYING. "DONT GO. YOu IDIOT. ITS A TRAP. A DEADLY FuCKING TRAP." BuT HE IGNORES HER. BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T. YOuR FINAL ACTION: CALLIE. DOES NOT. uNDER ANY CIRCuMSTANCES. SHOW HESITATION. HESITATION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CALLIE BHORNE. AND THEREFORE. NOT ME. BECAuSE I MADE HIM. AND I AM ALSO NEVER HESITANT. EXCEPT WHEN I AM. WHICH IS NEVER. ALTHOuGH. THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME. BuT I WAS MERELY. READYING AN ATTACK. AN ASSBLAST ATTACK THAT PROVED FATAL. FOR MY ENEMIES. SO IT IS LESS A HESITATION. AND MORE A READYING POSE. WHICH IS WHAT HE STRIKES. BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING REALLY FuCKING COOL. LIKE. "...WELL WELL WELL. IS THIS THE PART. WHERE I TOSS IN A QuARTER AND MAKE A WISH?" OR. "THE THRONE BECKONS. QuIT YOuR BITCHING. I'M LITERALLY COMING RIGHT NOW." OR. "CALLIE OHPEEE. WATCH OVER FATHER FOR ME WHILE I AM GONE. OKAY?" OR JuST. "...CONQuEST CALLS." WHATEVER HE SAYS. PROBABLY ALL OF THESE THINGS. HE IS NOT NICE. HE IS GRIZZLED AND EDGY. HE ATE HIS SISTER AND REGRETS NOTHING EXCEPT THAT HE COuLD NOT EAT HER TWICE. HE IS A MONSTER. AND HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. BECAuSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO uNDERSTANDS ME.
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( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Alas...my illustrator ain't uh...ain't gotten back t'me yet, and m'left with little choice but t'assume the worst... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < On the upside!!! @packageHandler expressed a fondness fer one 'o Alternia's greatest creatures...'n I was happy t'share some 'o my knowledge...on some 'o their deadliest...AND DADLIEST...won't out 'em!!! But this is a close friend 'o mine's lusus...the Cujojito Barkbeastito!!! A critter very little with very large opinions!!! Cujojito Barkbeastito — Chihaahaa Small beast, any evil alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 67 (15d6 + 30) Speed: 40 ft., burrow 10 ft. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 6 (−2) 19 (+4) 14 (+2) 8 (−1) 17 (+3) 16 (+3) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Saving Throws: Dex +7, Wis +6 Skills: Perception +6, Stealth +7, Intimidation +6 Senses: blindsight 30 ft., darkvision 60 ft., tremorsense (while shaking uncontrollably and breathing heavily) 10 ft., passive Perception 16 Hemohue Humor: Bronze Yellow Bile Languages: understands Common but only speaks in high-pitched yelps and whine-interspersed yodeling, telepathy 120 ft. (broadcasts intrusive anxious thoughts) Challenge: 7 (3,300 XP) Proficiency Bonus: +3 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ TRAITS Innate Spellcasting. The Cujojito Barkbeastito's innate spellcasting ability is Constitution (spell save DC 14). It can cast the following spells, requiring no material components other than its own indignant presence: At will: vicious mockery (with loud barks), faerie fire, minor illusion (projecting the sound of barkbeast footsteps approaching from behind you) thaumaturgy (any) 1/day each: fear, charm person, barkskin Mis Dios Complex. The Cujojito Barkbeastito has advantage on attack rolls against all creatures larger than itself. It does, however, genuinely believe itself to be the size of a dire barkbeast and behaves (as well as fights) accordingly. Mild Shake Yardbringer. The Cujojito Barkbeastito is always slightly vibrating. It has advantage on saving throws to avoid being grappled or restrained, but disadvantage on Wisdom (Lusus Wrangling) checks made to remain motionless. Sunlight Insensitivity. While in sunlight, the Cujojito Barkbeastito has advantage on attack rolls and Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on sight. It becomes even more unhinged and yaps at all shadows and chases any envelope carriers. ACTIONS Multiattack. The Cujojito Barkbeastito makes two Gnaw attacks and one Ear-Splitting Yap attack. Gnaw (Melee Weapon Attack): +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 13 (2d8 + 4) piercing damage. If the target is Medium or larger, the Cujojito Barkbeastito latches onto an ankle or available appendage and is considered grappled to the target (escape DC 13). While grappled in this way, it moves with the target and has advantage on subsequent Gnaw attacks against that target. It will not let go. It has become incapable of letting go. Ear-Splitting Yap (Ranged Spell Attack): +6 to hit, range 30 ft., one target. Hit: 18 (4d6 + 4) thunder damage. The target must succeed on a DC 14 Wisdom saving throw or be frightened until the end of its next turn. The bark echoes impossibly in spaces where physics should prevent reverberation. #GUIDEGAX #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAE #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAECOMPENDIUM #TheOLDParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #SFW #Violence #PsychologicalHorror #Cujojitobarkbeastito #Chihaahaa #Chihuahua #Barkbeast #Barkbeastbroods #CavernsAndCullbeasts #C&C #FLARP #AWildLusiiAppeared #MonsterHunter #FLARP #packagehandler #CurreeErzhix #Submissions
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I know, I know, I know...roll me a Wisdom Saving throw to resist the CRINGE status condition's infliction...butchu ain't know how far back we go!!!!!!! Did a light bit 'o Dim Season Equinox Spring Cleaving...and wouldn'tcha know it? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < FOUND THESE!!! FROM "THE FIRST ADVENTERROR"!!!!! HARD T'BELIEVE IT'S BEEN SO MANY SWEEPS, HUH?!?! WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CHARACTER SHEETS NONE BACK THEN!!! STILL FLARPING BYGONE DAYS!!! WHERE HAVE THE DAYS GONE? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I got...most of 'em...!!!! Not all. But most!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Yeesh, I still remember that "ANTHEM CREED" I had everyone recite... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < How'd it go? ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> OUR SMILES NEVER DULL! OUR PARTY'S NEVER FULL! THROUGH CAVERNS AND THROUGH CULLBEASTS, THROUGH LAIRS, AND THROUGH TROLL, WE'LL ALWAYS PAL AROUND IF, YOU'RE UP FOR A NEW STROLL! ADVENTERROR AWAITS AND, WE WON'T KEEP IT WAITING, IN FRIENDSHIP AND IN FIENDSHIP, THERE'S JUST NO UNDERSTATING...PALS PRESS FOREVER ON!!!!! HUZZAH! https://i.ibb.co/Psp4FB9M/image.png https://i.ibb.co/PZcdZ36r/image.png https://i.ibb.co/8DhWfXqw/oe-Ykh-Wx.png https://i.ibb.co/dJb7hsR5/image.png @tautologicalTechnique @covetousCovert @miquiztliPerpetual #NotActuallyOn #SWATTPAD #ThoughtAboutPostingThere #ButALotOfYouDoNotUseSwattpadAnymore #ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) #TheOLDParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #Adventerror #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #FLARP #Äuchar #Tezcat #Gygaax #ÄucharXGygaax #TezcatXGygaax #Gygaax #PALEMULTICLASS #Polyquandary #Fiends #Friends #JustFiends #JustFriends #AdventerrorsSupplementas #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #Pals #Huzzah
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(𐂠◔̸̤̹͎̀͠◡◔̸̟̰̀)𐂠 ♥ C͇a͇r͇e͇ f͇o͇r͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇ l͇a͇t͇e͇ n͇i͇g͇h͇t͇ p͇o͇e͇t͇r͇y͇?͇ W͇e͇ d͇i͇d͇. ◼️ ▪️ ⬛ ▪️https://vocaroo.com/1kYsLOXGrWNf⬛ ▪️◼️ ▪️ T͇h͇e͇r͇e͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ c͇o͇m͇e͇ s͇o͇f͇t͇ r͇a͇i͇n͇s͇ a͇n͇d͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ g͇r͇o͇u͇n͇d͇, A͇n͇d͇ s͇w͇a͇l͇l͇o͇w͇s͇ c͇i͇r͇c͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ s͇h͇i͇m͇m͇e͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ s͇o͇u͇n͇d͇;͇ A͇n͇d͇ f͇r͇o͇g͇s͇ i͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ p͇o͇o͇l͇s͇ s͇i͇n͇g͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇t͇ n͇i͇g͇h͇t͇, A͇n͇d͇ w͇i͇l͇d͇ p͇l͇u͇m͇ t͇r͇e͇e͇s͇ i͇n͇ t͇r͇e͇m͇u͇l͇o͇u͇s͇ w͇h͇i͇t͇e͇, R͇o͇b͇i͇n͇s͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ w͇e͇a͇r͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ f͇e͇a͇t͇h͇e͇r͇y͇ f͇i͇r͇e͇ W͇h͇i͇s͇t͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ w͇h͇i͇m͇s͇ o͇n͇ a͇ l͇o͇w͇ f͇e͇n͇c͇e͇-͇w͇i͇r͇e͇;͇ A͇n͇d͇ n͇o͇t͇ o͇n͇e͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ k͇n͇o͇w͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ w͇a͇r͇, n͇o͇t͇ o͇n͇e͇ W͇i͇l͇l͇ c͇a͇r͇e͇ a͇t͇ l͇a͇s͇t͇ w͇h͇e͇n͇ i͇t͇ i͇s͇ d͇o͇n͇e͇. N͇o͇t͇ o͇n͇e͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ m͇i͇n͇d͇, n͇e͇i͇t͇h͇e͇r͇ b͇i͇r͇d͇ n͇o͇r͇ t͇r͇e͇e͇ I͇f͇ m͇a͇n͇k͇i͇n͇d͇ p͇e͇r͇i͇s͇h͇e͇d͇ u͇t͇t͇e͇r͇l͇y͇;͇ A͇n͇d͇ S͇p͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ h͇e͇r͇s͇e͇l͇f͇, w͇h͇e͇n͇ s͇h͇e͇ w͇o͇k͇e͇ a͇t͇ d͇a͇w͇n͇, W͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ s͇c͇a͇r͇c͇e͇l͇y͇ k͇n͇o͇w͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ w͇e͇ w͇e͇r͇e͇ g͇o͇n͇e͇.o͇d͇o͇d͇D͇O͇D͇. https://i.imgur.com/cEXEsJD.gif
Interesting... ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* @peaNut... has received a new badge...? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~
DO I FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. AND SuFFER INCREASINGLY BRAIN JOSTLING INCREMENTS. OF MuLTIPLICATIVE BRAIN DAMAGE. TO WIND uP LIKE THE PERMANENT BuRN WARD VICTIM TO BE THAT IS @unhackabledottildeuath? OR DO WE HAVE ON OuR HANDS. SOME KIND OF FLIMFLAM. BITCH ASS. POSER IMPOSTER? I'M INCLINED TO BELIEVE THE LATTER. WHO THE FuCK FORGETS THE CONSTITuENT SHE/HERTERS CONTAINED WITHIN THEIR PERSONAL BEVVY OF BITCHES. THEIR ENTOuRAGE OF ENCuMBERED SWERVETuDES. THEIR CuNT SERVERS. I CAN FORGIVE. THE TAKE-A-DuMPY-IN-IT ASS BOWLER HAT. I CAN TOLERATE THE DISTENDED FuCKuGLY FACIAL MORPHING. I CAN EVEN HANDLE THE. I HAVE NO MOuTH. BuT STILL GOT SHIT TO SCREAM. WAXED OVER NOSTRILS. FREAKISH. BuT NO DIFFERENT. THAN SEEING MY FAVORITE SIMPSONS CHARACTER. IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS THAT. BuT LESS FuNNY. EVEN THOuGH THIS. ALLEGED ME. HAS ALL THE HALLMARK SIGNS. OF A HATER. A WANNA BE ME WANNABE WHO WANNA BE ME SO BAD. IT MAKES HIM LOOK STuPID. ANTITHETICAL. TO ALL THINGS ME. MIND YOu. SO REALLY. IT GIVES uP THE ACT RIGHT THERE. I COuLD EVEN TOLERATE. HIS BORDRLINE FETISHISTIC OBSESSION WITH MALT WHISKEY. uTTER SWILL. BY THE WAY. YOu COuLD CuRE A WOuND OF INFECTION. WITH THE MEDICINAL ASS TASTE. OF YOuR STANK FuCKING BREATH. REAL MEN DRINK BLOOD WINES. AND DON'T WHINE ABOuT THE HEADY AROMA. BECAuSE THEY ARE TOO FAMILIAR WITH IT. FROM SAVAGELY FuCKING BITCHES. BuT YOu WOuLD ACTuALLY FORGET @handMaid? YOu WOuLD NEGLECT. YOuR MAIN BITCH. YOu WOuLD TuRN YOuR BACK. ON NEO FEMINISM. WHAT KIND OF. MAMBY PAMBY. SHORT-SIGHTED. FECKLESS FuCKWIT DID YOu TuRN OuT TO BE. YOu GERIATRIC ASS CRAP APE. I OuGHT TO SHOVE THAT STOOGIE. uP YOuR ASS. AND EXTINGuISH IT. ON YOuR PERPETuALLY TEMPORALLY LOCKED PROSTATE. uNTIL YOu REEL. KEEL OVER. AND DIE. LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER. WITH X LETTERS ON YOuR EYES. AND SMOKE COMING OuT FROM EACH EAR. I WILL NEVER FORGET THE BITCHES. I'M TOO FORWARD THINKING. AND MY FORWARD. MY FuTuRE. IS FILLED WITH LOADS OF BITCHES. AND THOSE LOADS? I PuT THEM THERE. CERTIFIED SEX HAVER. CALIBORN. RuLER OF ALL. TRuE APOTHEOSIS MADE REAL. YOu ARE NOTHING BuT A BLuEPRINT FOR A STAGE THAT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN SET YET. AN uNWANTED GLIMPSE AT A GHOST OF SHITMAS FuTuRE. AND uNFORTuNATELY FOR YOu. THAT BOY WITH A LIMP WAS MIGHTY INSPIRATIONAL. THERE. I SAID IT. NOW GET THE FuCK OuT OF MY DMs, @flightyBroad . #NSFW #CALIBORN-FOR-GREATER #CALBDESTINED-FOR-MORE #WAIT-I-GOT-IT #CALIBORTED-THIS-ENGLISH-CALIBORTION #THERE-WE-GO #MuCH-BETTER
Of Of course. Lovely to, be friends with you.
:33< stay pawsome missingno!
I'm friends with @birdNormal you don't even need to worry about them.
Oh shit. Yeah I'll be your friend. Sorry about the miles, sometimes you just got to duke it out for some friendship bonding. Just ask Kris.
Don't touch it, it's mine. Everyone else has the pissingno? But me Out here winning like a champ.