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🙄 some of yall need to stop giving a certain woman the benefit of the doubt 🙄 😒✨😒 and start doubting the benefit of a certain woman 💅💄💅 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
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I AM BASICALLY BETTER AT PHILOSOFuCKING AROuND THAN ARISTOTROLL HIMSELF. OBSERVE. ER HEM. OCCAM’S RAZOR. THE SIMPLEST EXPLANATION IS uSuALLY THE CORRECT ONE. OCCAM’S RAZOR IS COINCIDENTALLY ALSO A STABBING IMPLEMENT. WHICH IS THE SIMPLEST EXPLANATION FOR HOW SOMEONE WILL BE MADE TO DIE. THIS MAKES KILLING PEOPLE MORALLY CORRECT AND JuSTIFIED IN ALL CASES INVOLVING THE SuCCESSFuL INFLICTION OF DEATH. DEATH THAT DOES NOT RESuLT IN PERMANENT LOSS OF LIFE IS THE ONLY VIOLENCE I CANNOT CONDONE.
can you send me the code that? some of the other naks have plans to decorate a district of new strider town fully halloween themed and i wanna light like fifty of these things naknaknaknaknak
i think i got some old cat ears from a halloween costume lol, would be fun 2 bust em out just 2 be anoyin
i can't wait for halloween!!
nice
You can com3 bro my parti32 ar3 for 3v3rybody
is it trolls and humans only or do i get to come too
Oh by th3 way imma throw a 2ick Hallow33n party at my n3w b3ach hiv3 n3xt month 2o b3 r3ady for that 2hit cau23 it2 gonna b3 fiir3
yes but because including it would be funny as fuck.
:33 < i'm a slut for the sanderson sisters :33 < such a slut that i forgot the name of the dyarn movie
like separate series or... because the insidious movies are fucking incredible
we should all pick movies to watch together in a marathon for halloween later on. like just a bunch of spooky shit in a row.
▲i know right▼
Is scººbƴ dºº zºmbịɛ ịslªnd ª Hªllºwɛɛn fịlm?
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dressing up for halloween as the girl reading this
Yoou're dressing up foor Hallooween? Yoou're suppoosed too looook scary?
▲hey▼ ▲don't dress up as me for Halloween▼
⦓ For halloween I should go as ﴾I feel an ominous presence and look around nervously. Someone doesn't want me to say what I was about to say﴿ Ummm.... A... sexy librarian or something...? ﴾the ominous presence disappears. I sigh in relief.﴿ ⦔
▲terrifying▼ ▲I guess i am dressing prep for Halloween, so guess we need a bitch to stick around▼
▲probably am still gonna do the prep look for Halloween, scariest thing i can think of▼ ▲but if it's any comfort, under the pastel colored sweater I'll have a nicotine patch▼
Of cOUrsE frIEnd pObIcO! I Am lOOkIng fOrwArd tO thE fEstIvItIEs mysElf! :)
tO my UndErstAndIng It Is A hOlIdAy In whIch EvEryOnE drEssEs Up As scAry crEAtUrEs And As A rEwArd yOU ArE grAntEd cAndy! typIcAlly fOr wrIgglErs It Is mOrE knOckIng hIvE tO hIvE tO bEg fOr trEAts, whIlE fOr OldEr trOlls sUch As OUrsElvEs It Is mOrE rEgArdIng pArtIEs And thE lIkEs!
HALLOWEEN: WHAT’S IT?? HOLIDAYS NEW TO POBICO. WHOLE CALENDAR CONCEPT NEW TO POBICO
the considerable delay is obviously from the previous halloween.
consider: its gunna b spooky season soon. epic halloween party? haunted house with real ass demons? experimental #substance of all sorts for ur consuming pleasures???
HuH. IT ONLY DID JuST OCCuR TO ME. THAT “HALLOWED WEEN” IS CLOSE.
🎱⏰😁👋 oh scratch dᵃaᵃaᵃaᵃddy~ @scratchDoctor✌️👋😁⏰🎱💚 ✨👔💛 HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY XXXECUTIVE!!!!!!!! 💛👔✨ 🫶 OH MY GOLD OH MY GOLD OH EM G OH MY GOLD 🫶 it's your 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐀𝐘???? time to promote it to my PERMANENTLY embedded calendar crosspopupated onto EVERY device i ever own!!!!🎉🎂 the one (1) day where the timeline REVOLVES around who it motherfucking OUGHT TO???? out LOUD????⏰✨ i am GAGGED!!!! and yet no cue balls? huh! what's that about?📊🎈 💼💚 I HAVE ALWAYS 💚FELT💚 A CERTAIN WAY ABOUT YOU 💚💼 🏆 i've crunched the numbers bestie (and i ALWAYS crunch the numbers~! 📈) and the data indicates you are OFFICIALLY one (1) year more POWERFUL, more RADIANT, and more DEVASTATINGLY ATTRACTIVE than the previous temporal cycle!!! AND YET? i feel EXACTLY as dedicated to repping you good and proper because hot DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?? for as long as ive existed...i shuddered to the small of my back at the base of my piddly widdle torso pillar at the STORIES about OLD SCRATCH...the unseen orchestrations of our great empires progress...the MAN on the MOON who stares unblinking without eyes...the one who TAMED the UNRULY DEMONESS...aughghhg!!! nothing? has? ever? made? me? feel? quite? the? same? way? if only she properly took to it! aHAH! 💅🔥 🫵AS YOU DO🫵 ✨📋 as an omniscient: YOU KNOW I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT BESTIE~!!! and we will NEVER age out of agreeing on that!!! #WhiteFox #MrComplexSugars #AngelCake😉✨ 💫😤🫵 BIRTHDAY DIRECTIVES 🫵😤💫 ✨you WILL accept these digital tributes!!! digitALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!! EVERY LAST ONE!!!!! 🎂 youll meet me after office hours for some yummyyyy caaaakeeeeee🎉🎂✨🍰🥳🍑 🎁 you WILL be made to feel like the NARRATIVE HIMSELF!!!! the story is told BY and ABOUT YOU!!!! 💋 you WILL let me shower you with affection (it's TAX DEDUCTIBLE as a BUSINESS EXPENSE under ✨EMOTIONAL INFRASTRUCTURE INVESTMENT so dw no charges strings terms or conditions apply✨)!!! 🕺 you WILL dance like EVERYONE is watching (as they SHOULD be???) 👑✨ 💛you WILL find my behavior preordained and any punishment(s) therein for impossibly defying expectation already all ready for! 💛 EXECUTIVESCLUSIVE ACCES (∞) [NEW!!!] 💛 i'm offering you UNLIMITED ACCESS to my 🟢 CONSULTING SERVICES 🟢 which includes but is NOT LIMITED TO: moral support. rapport-building tips and tricks, secret hacks for finding that stitch that doesnt sit right, full seam massage services for the finer in life, around the clock entityhood appraisal, professional portfolio review, and COMPLIMENTARY headpats (long as you sit still like a GOOD DOC for your EXAMINATION😤💅)!!! 🐾 Cujo has been BRIEFED AHEAD OF TIME cause we ALWAYS KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME and is standing by with FLAVORED CONFETTI in his mouth!!! he's ready to execute business plan : FOREVER INEVITABLE!!! 🐕💋 (he's very professional about it, dw, dw, i trained him myself, he's got a GREEN TIE and everything!!!) 💚🎀✨ ⏰ THE CLOCK IS TICKING BESTIE ⏰ 💛but NOT towards doom or some eventual end!!! towards CAKE!!! towards PRESENTS!!! towards ME potentially LOSING MY GOOD SENSES because WOWZAH is it getting HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE IN HERE or are you JUST THAT HOT AT THE NEW BIG AGE???? FINE WINES MOVE OVER...THE NEW TURN OF PHRASE IS DOC SCRATCH AT THE TURN OF A CENTURY...WHOOWEEE...talk about citizen number one!🥵💼💚 😤💫STAY BIRTHDAY-PILLED!!! AND HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY IF YOU CHOOSE TO CELEBRATE??? 😤💫 #GreenSunGrindset #ConsummateProfessionalism #CakeInbound #MyBirthdayBestie #Chairministrangling #GoldStandardForHappyBirthdays #PremiumGoodTime #DocScratchedAnItch #ThisTimeIsAboutTime #TheNationOfUrSentBalloons #Ughhhhhhhhh #YesImFlirting #ItsInTheBudgetBestie #NSFW #Violence #Fast-Gif #EditOverlay #SameThighRatioBTW #HopeOmniscienceMeansYouveGotMyNumber #BirthdayBoy✨🎱💚 🟢✨ CHARMS REMAINS ONLINISCIENT.
I HAVE A BIRTHDAY GIFT TO FuRNISH. FOR MY BELOVED BROTHER FIGuRE. uNCLE STAND IN. FATHER IN SPIRIT. MY uNHOLY TRINITY. HE WHO ACTS AS ONE HELL OF A BuTLER. AN uNERRINGLY LOYAL FRIEND. AND ABOVE ALL ELSE. A REALLY SWELL FuCKING RuNS HIS MOuTH A TON GuY. WHICH LEAVES ME LITTLE RECOuRSE. BEYOND THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT IMAGINABLE. MINE. THAT IS TO SAY. I AM GIFTING DOC SCRATCH. HIS VERY OWN BIRTHDAY. AND THAT BIRTHDAY. IS TODAY. WHAT DO YOu GET FOR THE MAN WHO WILL EVENTuALLY HAVE EVERYTHING? THIS IS A QuESTION ASKED OF MYSELF. BY ME. COuNTLESS MERITED TIMES. ACROSS ALL OF CONTINuITY. WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS. IS THE ANSWER MOST ACCuRATE. BuT SOMETIMES WANT. CAN BE A DuBIOuS THING. IN FACT. IT CAN BE uNPALATABLE AND YuCKY EVEN. IMPOSSIBLE TO uNTANGLE FROM THE WEB OF EXCRuCIATING EXCREMENT uNEXTRACTING EMINENCE THAT COMES WITH BEING. ONE WHO DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT. ONE WHO IS. CONSTIPATED WITH CONFIDENCE. HE DOES NOT GIVE A CRAP ABOuT JuSTIFYING. IT PRECEDES HIM. LIKE NAME. REPuTATION. FEAR STOKING CREEP FACTOR. AND CHARISMA uNRIVALED. HE IS. HOST. TO SO MANY. SO MuCH. AND SO ME-NY. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DOLE OuT ENOuGH PRAISES. LIKE SO MANY FRIENDLINESS PELLET SHAPED BuLLETS RIPPING THROuGH ALLIED PuPPET FLESH. OR BITE WOuNDS THAT SHATTER AND FRAGMENT SuRFACES OTHERWISE IMMACuLATELY WITHOuT BLEMISH. WHICH IS WHY I HAVE DECIDED THAT TODAY IS. IN FACT. LEGALLY. DOC SCRATCH'S BIRTHDAY. I HAVE ALREADY HANDLED ALL OF THE PAPERWORK. THE MuNICIPAL BuLLSHIT INVOLVED IN REGISTERING A FATHOMLESS BEING WITHOuT BEGINNING OR END. PREDATING MOST LEGISLATIVE REQuIREMENTS FOR PROOF OF IDENTITY. OR THE BuRDEN OF A BIRTHPLACE. BY BEING THERE BEFORE IT HAPPENED. ALL OF THIS. CIVILIZATION BuLLSHIT. I PLAYED THE GAMES. DOMINATED. THROuGH A BRuTAL MILITARY VICTORY. AND FOuND A CIVILIZATION BEFORE RECORDED HISTORY. AND TOOK DOC. TO PORT. IN PuBLIC GODDAMN RECORDS. THAT IS TO SAY. DOC. IS THE FIRST CITIZEN. EVER. OH YES. SOCIALEST SECuRITY. NuMBER 000-0000-001. WHICH IS EVEN FuNNIER. BECAuSE. OF YOuR PREOCCuPATION WITH SILLY NuMBERS. AND MEANINGLESS SYMBOLISM. THAT IS BOTH uNCOMFORTABLE. AND FASCINATING. YOuR BIRTHDAY. NOW FALLS ON THE TWO HuNDRED AND FORTY FIFTH DAY OF THE YEAR. TWO. PLuS. FOuR. PLuS. FIVE. GIVES YOu ELEVEN. THE MASTER NuMBER. MY. BIRTHDAY. ELEVEN ELVEN. THE ELEVENER ELEVEN. SEPTEMBER SECOND. IS ALSO. THE PRIMORDIAL START OF AuTuMN FOR HuMANITY. ITS. FALL. EVEN. LARGELY uNRECORDED. BuT TRuE. TRuST ME. I WAS THERE. THE ANCIENT MESOPOTAMIAN CITY STATE OF uR. AND ALL OF HISTORY. uNRAVELING FROM THAT BITCHING NEXuS. NOW RECOGNIZES YOu AS BEING BORN. ON SEPTEMBER SECOND. AND EVERY SECOND THEREAFTER. A COMPLAINT WAS INSCRIBED IN YOuR NAME. MADE OuT TO ONE. EA-NĀṢIR. FOR HIS SHIT HOCKING SuBPAR SERVICE. AND INEDIBLE COPPER NuGGETS. WHICH. DESITE THE NAME. TASTED FuCKING GODAWFuL. THANK FuCK. I uNLOCKED THE GIFT OF GAB. FROM THE KIDDIE CAMPER HANDYSASH. EONS AGO. OTHERWISE. I WOuLD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CALL HIM AN INEPT CuNTWIT TO HIS FACE. uSING HIS OWN SILLY ASS ESOTERIC WORDS. I ALSO. MADE THE DuMB BITCH SELL HALF HIS HOME TO A NEIGHBOR. BECAuSE IT SEEMS LIKE THE SORT OF PETTY THING YOu WOuLD WANT. AS A PART OF YOuR LEGACY. BECAuSE I DID. AND. ALMOST LIKE. FAMILY OF SORTS. I WANTED WHAT WAS BEST FOR YOu. THAT BEING. OF COuRSE. ABSOLuTE MISERY FOR SOMEONE YOu HAVE NEVER MET. FOR A MINOR BREACH. OF SOCIAL DECORuM. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. WHAT IS uP DOC? AND THE ANSWER. IS STOCK IN $DOC. I RETROACTIVELY. INVENTED A COMPANY. THAT HELPED. COLLAPSE WORLD BANKS. THERE IS NO RECORD OF IT EVER HAVING EXISTED. OuTSIDE OF THE DAYS LEADING TO THE BIGGEST MARKET PuMP AND DuMPS IN HISTORY. YOu ARE NOW. THE uNCREDITED REASON. FOR uNTOLD BILLIONS MISSING. HOMES FORECLOSED ON. AND GREEDY SPECuLATORS. GETTING PISS FuCKALL ON THEIR RETuRNS. AFTER PLEDGING THEIR uNDYING LOYALTY. TO A FACELESS JACK IN THE BOX MASCOT. A SOCK PuPPET. A LIL DOC CALAMITY. HARMLESS. AND YET. LIFE uPENDING. AGAIN. FOR A MINOR BREACH. OF SOCIAL DECORuM. NOT ONE OF THESE SCuMFuCKS EVER SHOWED uP WITH AN APPROPRIATELY DONE TIE. OR CLOCKED IN AND OuT. AT THE REGuLARLY EXPECTED INTERVALS. EXCEPT JuLI FROM ACCOuNTING. JuLI RETIRED TO LIVE OuT HER REMAINING YEARS IN RELATIVE OBSCuRITY. PRESuMABLY STILL WEARING A NICE PLAID TIE WITH A LITTLE WHITE BROOCH IN THE CENTER. AND A NEWFOuND FONDNESS. FOR WAXY HEADED BALD MEN WHO ARE GOOD WITH NuMBERS. AND GRIM PROGNOSTICATIONS OF FuTuRE TRAGEDIES FOREWARNED AGAINST. JuST IN TIME. THIS. AND SO MuCH MORE. I WILL NOT EVEN TELL YOu ABOuT YET. BECAuSE YOu TECHNICALLY ALREADY KNOW. HAVING SET THIS ALL uP FOR YOuRSELF. BuT I HAVE SET uP ENOuGH HIJINKS. AND WRETCHED CONSEQuENCES. FOR THE NEXT ONE HuNDRED YEARS. SO THAT TODAY. YOu CAN CELEBRATE. YOuR FIRST. ONE HuNDREDTH BIRTHDAY. EVEN THOuGH YOu ARE MuCH OLDER THAN THAT. WE ARE COuNTING BACKWARDS HERE. HAPPY BIRTHDAYS. GET. FuCKED uP. GET. KRuNKED. BREACH. SOCIAL DECORuM. BuT MORE IMPORTANT THAN ALL OF THESE SuGGESTIONS THAT WILL GO uNHuMORED. REMEMBER. THAT YOu ARE ALWAYS REMEMBERED. BEFORE. DuRING. AND AFTER. BECAuSE EVEN FOR THE BIRTHDAYS. YOu CANNOT MAKE IT TO. TODAY. AND ALL OTHER TODAYS IN THE FuTuRE TO COME. ARE STILL HELD. IN YOuR HONOR. DOT. DOT. DOT. ALRIGHT. SNF. THAT IS ENOuGH SINCERITY. FOR ONE DEDICATED EXISTENCE. SEND CHITT.
goofiest shit in the world to me is when someone opens an ask box and only gets responses they write their own damn selves davie s baby how the fuck you keep your hair so silky smooth night cap and sexual congress thanks for asking handsome stranger heres a little ball tickle as thanks coochie coochie coo like stfu stop playing