Initil Sansiu
@catechumateTrailblazer
Visionary. Thought leader. Girlbos~s. Hackertrol~l extra ordinaire. Sex symbol. Located in your matesprit's respiteblock. Cal~l me she because I'm her.
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One... has been afflicted... by a CURSE... I think... >,_,< NO MATTER, THOUGH. The Dark One will OVERCOME such trivial spellwork... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > You are NOTHING but a SPECK OF DUST in the Dark One's way... BEGONE, DISGUSTING CREATURE.. Ʒ
You dare step to the Fle~et Admiral Scarlet~ter Angelhair? Tch, pathetic... Nah, just kid~ding, I drop~ped that shit swe~eps ago lol.
Ƹ 🌂 > DROP off of the FACE OF ALTERNIA, POSTHASTE... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ʒ
Don't worry about the thimble. Or the chest thing. Can't explain it cleanly. Still normal. Can't really prove that. Really, don't start. Ask Handmaid. The answer is boring. Cueball business. Happens. I am useful. Still. Head feels loud. Usually passes. Right? The Felt has worse days. I'm not making it a thing. No one needs to check. Going to be quiet. Maybe that's better. Everything's fine. I mean it. Fine. Even funny. Especially funny. Little joke. Haha. Ignore that. Moving on. I don't need help. No one does. Scratch that. Ignore that. Don't. Either way. Obviously normal. For me. Maybe don't read this twice. You people love patterns. Could be nothing. Heart's just weird. Everything ticks. Still here. Thimble's quiet. #voidshit #badrecord #feltbusiness
I cho~ose to believe the thimble is a smal~l bucket. #nsfw
🜲 #KinglyTip 3. #Violence #Gore If you ⚜re wondering wh⚜t ex⚜ctly to ⚜rm your men with, look to wh⚜t your enemies ⚜re using. No ⚜rmor, it's recommended to use pole⚜rms like spe⚜rs. Gr⚜nts you gre⚜t dist⚜nce from the enemy ⚜nd ⚜ddition⚜lly ⚜re gre⚜t for those who mount hoofbe⚜sts. But you might be ⚜s🜲 wh⚜t if your enemy we⚜rs ⚜rmor? Either pl⚜ted or ch⚜inm⚜il which respectfully do gre⚜t ⚜g⚜inst spe⚜rs ⚜nd bl⚜des. Well, this might be ⚜ bit extreme of ⚜ description. Once I found ⚜ oliveblood knight of mine h⚜d to fight ch⚜inm⚜in ⚜nd pl⚜ted ⚜nd in ⚜ fit of desper⚜tion he gr⚜bbed the ne⚜rest rock ⚜nd beg⚜n to b⚜sh without remorse. Eventu⚜lly, we discovered his opponent's body ribs crushed inw⚜rds like the dent in ⚜ h⚜nd-me-down p⚜n. Since then we've ⚜scribed fl⚜ils ⚜nd gre⚜th⚜mmers to units who ⚜re to f⚜ce off ⚜rmored individu⚜ls. No ⚜mount of met⚜l c⚜n s⚜ve the inner body from being brut⚜lized by blunt force. But gre⚜th⚜mmers ⚜re weighty. Slow, quicker individu⚜ls c⚜n e⚜sily dodge it. Bl⚜des ⚜re gre⚜t for this re⚜son. But c⚜rrying ⚜ bl⚜de, ⚜ spe⚜r ⚜nd ⚜ h⚜mmer is too much for the ⚜ver⚜ge footsoldier. So this eventu⚜lly led to me comm⚜nding my bl⚜cksmith cre⚜te us ⚜n ⚜rmory of h⚜lberds. They're ⚜ll ⚜ spe⚜r, ⚜xe, ⚜nd h⚜mmer in combin⚜tion. Of course there ⚜re still niches th⚜t the other we⚜ponry c⚜n fill, but h⚜lberds ⚜re the one size fits ⚜ll of the world. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
Someone's heard of the weapon triangle.
.fuck it we balL .furann smash or pasS .get in here and find out if a cool bitch would or wouldnT .ask awaY #suggestivE #nsfw but probably noT
.earn iT
I think everyone would benefit from a course or two on improv comedy.
I tried... But the teacher stabbed me in the spleen!!! :(((
Okay, so you were given what we in the busines~s cal~l an of~fer. What did you do with it?
I said thank yxu very much!!! And didn't sx much as wince!!! It's a rule in gentlemanly etiquette tx knxw hxw tx take a jxke after all!!! :DDD
No no, se~e, there's your problem. You "yes"-ed but you didn't "and". I gues~s you never came back for the second clas~s.
Xh... Was the 'me being stabbed' part nxt the punchline...??? Ah gee... Thank yxu fxr the tip Lady Sansiu!!! Will wxrk xn that in the future!!! :DDD Unfxrtunately I missed the secxnd class because I had tx meet with a dxcterrxr tx get my spleen remxved... And that's why I have tx take lightly antibixtics befxre sleeping!!! :DDD
You got~ta escalate bud~dy boy, you ne~eded to give a go~od reaction to being stab~bed, or give the sitch a lil twist. Maybe you coulda step~ped back, let the blo~od spurt out of you like a drinking fountain, then said something like, "Who's going to pay for the carpet cleaning? Ay carumba!"
Huhhh...!!! "Ay caramba"... Are yxu sure??? I'm nxt exactly frxm that part xf Alternia... Wxuldn't it cxme xff as kind xf strange??? I cxuld just say "Ah, gee!!!" That'd prxbably wxrk and give the same result!!! :000
Go~od, go~od, now push it further. Maybe like... "Oh my go~odnes~s gracious!" or "Gol~ly ge~e whiz!"
GXXXXLLLLLYYYYY GEEEEEEEE WHIZ ... ... !!! !!! !!! !!! ...I dxn't really see the pxint in this exercise Lady Sansiu... X)))
If you *THOUGHT* you saw a name, a blood, and a quirk, no you did not.
Haha, hey. What's up.
thƏ lƏprƏchªůns gƏt ª littlƏ qůirky ªt light.
don't gƏt mƏ stªrtƏd on qůirks. i cªn't tůrn this shit off.
oh wow, yoů'rƏ *so* right. did yoů sůbmit thªt ªnonymoůs shit yƏstƏrdªy by thƏ wªy?
yƏªh somƏ rƏprobªtƏ sůbmittƏd to chittr ªnonymoůs thªt thƏy wªntƏd to brƏªk ª bƏd ůsing mƏ. whªt? cringƏ. hůmªn slƏƏp slªbs sůck.
Wait so helpful quirk advice translates to wanting to pin you down and slam you against a fragile pseudo-table of cheap wo~od, metal, and cushioning, until it snaps in twain? I mean, I do, but that has nothing to do with your quirk, I just think it'd be fun~ny. #nsfw
hªhª. ªcting likƏ yoů didn't prƏtƏnd to bƏnd mƏ ovƏr in my own commƏnt sƏction ªll yoů likƏ bªbƏs.