♦ pitied by @chironsTruth
F4YGO + J3TP4CK 1S PROB4BLY 4 T3RR1BL3 1D34! HOW3V3R........
DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD COMMENT SOMETHING IF I WASN'T COMPLETELY FUCKING SURE, ZAHHAK? I'M NOT A COMPLETE MORON. YES, YOU CAN TALK TO ME. IT'S NOT A BURDEN.
... Yeah, though I spose it's in th' opposite dirrection of th' genderr stuff ferr me. Wishin' ya luck with it.
IT'S NOT REALLY GENDER BULLSHIT, I GUESS, I'M TRULY JUST REPULSED BY EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. BUT. I FEEL A LITTLE PRETTIER IN A DRESS EVEN THOUGH I'M CERTAIN THAT I'M A MAN.
NOT EVEN IN PRIVATE? I KNOW KANAYA WOULD BE HAPPY TO MAKE YOU A DRESS. SHE MAKES MINE.
I KNOW SHE WILL. I KNOW THIS IS POINTLESS TO SAY BUT I HOPE IN SOME CAPACITY SHIT GETS BETTER, EVEN JUST A LITTLE. YOU DESERVE TO LIVE HOW YOU WANT TO.
:33< mew guys would tell meow if i miss anyathing major while im on vacation right?
livin alone kinda sucks i mean yeah ive livd alone before and i have my cats but it stil just idk i think i just dont like bein alone maybe?
[ 4tros ..em4s 4h4H ]
၄⋆၃ said id sleep an entire 20 minutes ago but here we are going to AXTUALLY try and sleep now goodmorning and see you when the moons are out :)) https://file.garden/aKkRsLq5LD-L0rFq/megafreakmaster69.jpg
>> aaaooouughh ¡ ડhou1d be go¡ng to ડ1eep, good1¡ght everyone ¡ am terr¡b1e at th¡ડ part #good1¡ght #honkડhoo #m¡m¡m¡
Dreamt abøut receiving imprøper DMs øn this site. Ønce upøn a time that’d be a sign I need tø back away, but at this pøint I’łł take it øver the Visiøns øf Demise (trademark).
၄⋆၃ oh question mark my strife spexibi oh yeah its fistkind bladekind and inxompetenxekind :)
>> Doeડ everyone forg¡ve me for my 1aડt poડt.... ¡ waડ mak¡ng a Po¡nt, and ¡t made me 1augh. 😔 ડn¡ff1
when da fak did I ever deleted my chittr acc0unt da faq? Augh
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I d◎n't kn◎w wh⟁t kinks were p◎sted, but here ⟁re s◎me ◎f my f⟁v◎rites t◎ d◎ t◎ ◎thers! Humili⟁ti◎n, whipping, s◎unding, c◎ll⟁ring, le⟁shing, fl◎gging (it c⟁n g◎ with whipping), stepping ◎n, Bulge ⟁nd n◎◎k t◎rture! ⟁nd much, much m◎re!
My...kinks...are...pretty....simple...I...love...performing....oral And!leaving...marks...with....my...lipstick...on...wherever....my Eyes...are...drawn...to....besides...that...I...am...a....bit Of...a...size...king! UVU #nsfw
This Is All Just The Tip Of The Iceberg, By The Way. #suggestive #nsfc
omg re❥ding the timeline....id neeever sh❥re such priv❥te inform❥tion </3 you gott❥ work your w❥y up to being th❥t privileged to know mmyyy secrets h❥h❥ #nsfw
not that one jade. #dashwatching
surprise to literally no one I have a praise kink #nsfw
B3FOR3 *YOU* JUDG3 M3 *YOU* TRY FLY1NG THROUGH SP4C3 W1TH 4 STUP1D J3TP4CK 4ND T3LL M3 YOU WOULD NOT TRY 4 STUP1D STR4T3GY 3V3RY NOW 4ND TH3N
1 C4N T4ST3 TH4T TH3 D4SHBO4RD 1S T4LK1NG 4BOUT SOM3 N4STY SH1T R1GHT NOW
}- jeGus, this week's been busy! l♡ts ♡f ph♡t♡sh♡♡ts, private events... haven't had a chance t♡ check here in a BIT! ♡<
:33 < actmewally. im gonna go kill those poachers tonight.
Fuck, I slept for a long ass time. Dreaming a8out 8ands typically makes a fella wanna sleep longer. You wouldn't get it.
:33 < how 100d
₍^. .^₎⟆ !t’s too hottttt!! ꠹
:33 < hi equihiss
:33 < meow!!
:33 < i've b33n good. i found poachers near my cave. :33 < even on new-pawlternia theres gonna be some jerk looking fur a way to make dumb money
:33 < i am purrlanning on a hunt in the morning :33 < mew can help if mew want. but they have weapons and may require a more stealthy appurroach
:33 < well i think i can handle it eifurr way. :33 < thanks though!!
alright goin to take a quick nap no one burn the timeline dowwn snzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
♡⸝⸝ o shi7 7he 7ime LOL I GO777777A SLEEP <3 SEE Y'ALL LA777ER I HOPE HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA ⸝⸝♤
Eeeek This Is Scary To Post!!!! m!a You Gotta Look At Me! Just If You Want Tho. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3094acfcf765.png #myfacemonday♡♤◇♧
⧃NCE AGAIN THEY HATE THE M⧃UNTAIN BECAUSE THEY ARE N⧃T THE M⧃UNTAIN
〔•෴•〕 < Anytime, kid. Consider your hair ruffled next time I see you. It's how the kids say #On-Sight / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
NEVER YUCK THE YUM ⧃F A MAN WH⧃ RELIES ⧃N HIS YUM
:33 < *a bell tolls announcing the last #earth-tships of the night!!* :33 < *ac admits this one is pure speculation, but she really likes how well they match each ofurs weirdness whenever theyre in the same room together h33h33* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3606e1156731.png
၄⋆၃ IF ONE MORE PERSON JUST TELEPORTS INTO MY HIVE IM GOIng TO JJUST OH MY GOG #DONOTSXARETHEXENNOX
:33 < me:*licks lips* i'm so excited!! :33 < karkat then pushes me ofurr and calls me a weirdo fur licking his lips
:33 < not if i was trying to avoid mew i'm really really fast equihiss
:33 < nah, to hit me mew have to catch me!!
:33 < nah of course nyot!! :33 < that was when we furst met- :33 < i do pawnder how it would go fur us meow though, i'm a lot faster than i was when i was a pupa, and mewr a lot stronger!!
:33 < yeah mewr right- mew were still so strong!! :33 < i think if mew did that to me meow mew'd kill me!
:33 < uuuuhh i dunno we were young!
၄⋆၃ xleaned up the pop roxks and after realizing i havent eaten i suddenly hunger this is awful being hungry is one of the worst sensations the troll body xould ever have other than just straight up being stabbed or some shit #hungry #violenxe
၄⋆၃ WAS XHILLING TOT POPROXJSON KEYBOARD HELP
I’m about to be so annoying with this I swear to gog https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f914eb71ef3e.gif #nsfw ))
T⧃NIGHT THE M⧃UNTAIN RETURNED T⧃ W⧃RK AND HE IS READY F⧃R A RAISE S⧃ AS IS CUST⧃MARY HE WILL FACE MADAME B⧃SSES PR⧃M⧃TI⧃N STANDARD LAZER TURRET FIRING SQUAD AND IF HE MAKES IT ⧃UT ALIVE HE WILL RECEIVE A RAISE ⧃F ⧃.72 CEANNIES
mmmm a th1rst has developed one that mmay only be quenched by crush1ng the skull of mmy enemmy w1th one large strong hand #v1olence
၄⋆၃ pop roxks need to eat roxks that xraxkle and pop and explode in my mouth
၄⋆၃ dislike question mark shits hot as fuxk marking drools #hellyeah
no, it was hot
i (an’t imagine man7 people (oming to 7ou who don’t think bite marks are a pro, not a (on
HM. CONTROVERS4AL HOLES.
gloomberry.. weissberry?
I'm going to hit you hard with a rock.
XD<[1 hope th1s works] XD<[1f 1t doesn't.. 1m sorry]
HOT TOP4C. HERE. EVERYONE GET CRAZY. WHEN MAN. MENT4ON HOLES 4N H4M L4FE.
" People " Are Always Calling Me This. #silly Suggestive? #nsfc
some off ur rr sooooooooooo cutttttttttte :)
THE M⧃UNTAIN LIKES THE WARRI⧃RS SPIRIT S⧃ME TR⧃LLS HAVE LATELY EVERY⧃NE SH⧃ULD GET IN A R⧃⧃M AND BRAWL EVERY⧃NE ALL ⧃F Y⧃U AND ME AS WELL T⧃GETHER IN ⧃NE R⧃⧃M AND HAVE A BRAWL AND WH⧃EVER WINS GETS A CAEGAR
၄⋆၃ 1 baddie 2 baddies im so fuxking sxared right now am i an interesting troll or am i just a xutie question mark question mark question mark question mark question mark #howtopretendyouhaveainterestingpersonality
DO ITTTT DO IT GET BITCHES YOU'RE BITCHLESS LOVE<3
၄⋆၃ i have never been in a quadrant i have never pailed let alone had sex for the love of the game i am THEE virgin and yet im full of kinks #quadrants #suggestive #nsfw
:33 < thank you fur acknowledging it >:33€
♡ I’M NᰔT A TWINK, IM CLᰔVER!! ♡
today on "i didnt expect my matesprit to do that" he shot a mituna that pissed him off for sayin "im kankring it" like actually pulled his gun out and shot this random mituna in the shoulder im pretty sure kanny vwas havwing a moment of uncontrolled anger but still... good fucking gog... #wviolence
Øn øne hand, my pøst was meant tø emułate the chittr dash which was why it had “whø want me” øn it twice (because it’s truthfuł), but øn the øther it feełs as thøugh it restarted the chain øf “whø want me” pøsts, sø I suppøse the øriginał was sørt øf sełf-fułfiłłing.
ofc qu|qu| mwAh
:33 < *ac thinks they should talk to each ofur* #earth-tships https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/241307e5d081.png
:33 < who wants me . . . . . . . . :33 < to beat them to death with a rock?
:33 < i can pawlways tell
:33 < riiiiight *ac winks at mew*
:33 < yeah we all knyow mew get witches <>
:33 < i nefurr wanna hear mew get mad at me fur smoking nip efurr again
:33 < i'm trying to be a wing man!! >:33 < go get laid!! >:33
:33 < i picked up arrowmaking a few years ago :33 < back then, i suppawse i just wanted to cling to the mewmories of him in any way i could, even if it hurt, and even if i was the one who put an end to what we had :33 < but nowadays, i shoot those arrows myself, with a bow i carved from scratch :33 < and i dont think ive efur felt more fr33 #vent ?
x33 < anyway!! back to our regular shipping schedule
♡⸝⸝ I did a backflip earlier i7 was cool as fuck y'all wish you were me ⸝⸝♤
:33 < *ac blows mew up with her mind*
I SHOULDN'T SAY "FUCK YOU" TO EQUIUS
Double Equius hate consecutively, make a wish.
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა it was so much fun! ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა Ი𐑼
X00< SHHHH SHHHHH X00< *ac covers cts eyes*
Vic8riously humili8ing. #vagueposting
my ears feel like pincushions hehehe do people normally get a lot of piercings at once?
၄⋆၃ xan i tell you something if you dont think its weird i like having my bulge kixked did you see my message i like having my bulge kixked i like being kixked in the bulge #nsfw #shitpost #referenxe
You do that. Just think of the trolls you want to message as hoofbeasts. Alright later.
GUESS WHO'S FINALLY AWAKE. ME. IT'S ME IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW. IT WON'T MATTER IN LIKE 4 HOURS SINCE I'LL BE TAKING A BIG SNOOZE AGAIN BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER FUCKING DO.
(MAYBE^I^SHOULD^BE^TRYIN^TO^BE^GETTIN^INTO^DEMOLITION.^I^THINK^ID^BE^DOIN^A^GOOD^JOB^AT^THAT^(0:=)
The kitchen did a FINASTIC j☽o☾b ☽o☾n rehearsal dinner! ☽O☾nly issue is n☽o☾w I d☽o☾n’t reelly kn☽o☾w what t☽o☾ d☽o☾ with all ☽o☾f this…I guess I can thr☽o☾w it in the c☽o☾pep☽o☾d tank..? ⋆˚࿔
📺 It's rather inc𐌏n𐌅enient. The s𐌏ft refresh is useful in s𐌏me aspects, but f𐌏r 𐌏thers, ah... 𐌍𐌏t really.
📺 Since I was 𐌏nly liking p𐌏sts, it was inc𐌏n𐌅enient. Had it refreshed after 𐌏r bef𐌏re I replied. I w𐌏uld be deeply ann𐌏yed.
︻デ═一 really w15h 1 wa5 eat1ng bac0n r1ght n0w #bac0n-p05t1ng
📺 Ah. Chitter refreshed, and I l𐌏st my place.
uuuuuurgh... im so painnfuully tired..
:33 < oh i mean of course theres stuff to do as a bottom!! but theres less stuff to do than a top :33 :33 < a top takes control of the rhythm and the pace. i dont wanna deal with that if i can, i just wanna focus on making them cum :00 < nsfw
𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝒮𝐸𝐸 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒯𝑅𝐼𝒞𝒦 𝒲𝐼𝒯𝐻 𝑀𝐼𝒩𝒟 𝒞𝒪𝒩𝒯𝑅𝒪𝐿 𝐼𝒮 𝒯𝐻𝒜𝒯 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝒞𝒜𝒩'𝒯 𝒢𝒪 𝒯𝒪𝒪 𝐻𝐸𝒜𝒱𝒴 𝒪𝒩 𝐼𝒯. 𝐼𝐹 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝑀𝐼𝒩𝒟 𝒞𝒪𝒩𝒯𝑅𝒪𝐿 𝒪𝒩𝐸 𝒪𝐹 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐻𝐸𝑅𝒪'𝒮 𝒜𝐿𝐿𝐼𝐸𝒮 𝒜𝐿𝐿 𝐻𝐸𝒜𝒱𝒴 𝐻𝒜𝒩𝒟𝐸𝒟 𝐿𝐼𝒦𝐸 𝒯𝐻𝒜𝒯 𝒯𝐻𝐸𝒩 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝒩 𝒯𝐻𝐸𝒴 𝐼𝒩𝐸𝒱𝐼𝒯𝒜𝐵𝐿𝒴 𝐵𝑅𝐸𝒜𝒦 𝐼𝒯 (𝒯𝐻𝐸𝒴 𝒲𝐼𝐿𝐿, 𝒟𝒪𝒩'𝒯 𝒟𝐸𝐿𝒰𝒟𝐸 𝒴𝒪𝒰𝑅𝒮𝐸𝐿𝐹 𝐼𝒩𝒯𝒪 𝒯𝐻𝐼𝒩𝒦𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒯𝐻𝐸𝒴 𝒲𝒪𝒩'𝒯) 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝑀𝐼𝒩𝒟 𝒞𝒪𝒩𝒯𝑅𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒟 𝒪𝒩𝐸 𝒲𝐼𝐿𝐿 𝒮𝐼𝑀𝒫𝐿𝒴 𝒢𝒪 𝐵𝒜𝒞𝒦 𝒯𝒪 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒩𝒪𝑅𝑀. 𝐵𝒰𝒯 𝐼𝐹 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐵𝐸 𝑀𝒪𝑅𝐸 𝒮𝒰𝐵𝒯𝐿𝐸, 𝑀𝒜𝒦𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒯𝐻𝐸𝑀 𝒮𝒰𝒢𝒢𝐸𝒮𝒯𝐼𝐵𝐿𝐸 𝑅𝒜𝒯𝐻𝐸𝑅 𝒯𝐻𝒜𝒩 𝒪𝐵𝐸𝒟𝐼𝐸𝒩𝒯, 𝒮𝐻𝒪𝒲 𝒯𝐻𝐸𝑀 𝐻𝒪𝒲 𝒩𝐼𝒞𝐸 𝐼𝒯 𝐼𝒮 𝒯𝒪 𝐵𝐸 𝐵𝒴 𝒴𝒪𝒰𝑅 𝒮𝐼𝒟𝐸, 𝐻𝒪𝒲 𝒯𝐻𝐸𝒴 𝒟𝒪𝒩'𝒯 𝐻𝒜𝒱𝐸 𝒯𝒪 𝒫𝒰𝒯 𝒪𝒩 𝒜 𝒫𝐸𝑅𝐹𝒪𝑅𝑀𝒜𝒩𝒞𝐸 𝒲𝐼𝒯𝐻 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝒜𝑅𝒪𝒰𝒩𝒟. 𝒯𝐻𝒜𝒯 𝐼𝒮 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝒩 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝑅𝐸𝒜𝐿 𝐹𝒰𝒩 𝐵𝐸𝒢𝐼𝒩𝒮.
i look at my notifications and think wow i am popularw aha but no it is fucking two tap terwrwy at my doorwstep
II have conceded and realiize... my hatred for flowery came from deniial... ii thiink he2 HOT
--- |okay I'm going to give myself a name on here because I want one and oh f*ck oh um no no I'm not I don't I'm just trying to blend in because people think it's weird that I don't have a name that's all I promise. is that okay? thank you thank you I'm sorry I'll ask first next time it won't happen again| _____
I d☽o☾ h☽o☾pe she is alright… I have n☽o☾t heard fr☽o☾m her yet t☽o☾night, alth☽o☾ugh perhaps that is my fault f☽o☾ar being s☽o☾ busy… ⋆˚࿔
in the end, ♤ll girls ♤re like the j♤de bride.
humidity wave in my area rendering(me helpless) but at least theProvider seems(happy);
suddenly thinking about licking sweat off a guy. or vice versa. shoving a guys face into my pit for him to smell. #nsfw #sweat #scentkink
I am, as the kids say, “hip with it”.
FUCK ON MY 3 HOUR DRIVE BACK TO MY HIVE WISH ME LUCK
ʚ( Siiiiigh.... I Need S♡me♡ne In My Flushed Quad... )ɞ
♡ YᰔU ALL ARE Sᰔ HANDSᰔME AND BEAUTIFUL. DᰔN'T EVER STᰔP. ♡
BTT < ptooey B33 < *ac hands you your heart back i GUESS*
i friggin hate hospitals they just feel weird n uncomfortable #cw-hospital
၄⋆၃ you ever see a troll with horns SOOOOOOOOOOO big youre unsure how they funxtion like i struggle enough with my horns, and theyre not like huge i pray for all the big horned baddies and bitxhes #hornyposting #horns
I d⚣ wish t⚣ see m⚣re satyrs ⚣n here -3-
"= destroys a certain someone with reactions. and gets in my cupe. and tosses my pad out. and lets the cupe door close. ="
wHAT, eQUIUS I'M SO, wHAT DOES THIS GENUINELY MEAN, aRE YOU, hIGH OR SOMETHING, wHAT'S YOUR ISSUE,
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! feel sStup!d. Th!s !ss stup!d. ! don’t have t!me to feel l!ke th!s. ! need to take care of them. D!stract mySsself.꠹
I can't believe ive never dated a s0llux C0nsidering ykn0w
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I hear smiling friends coming from somewhere and I can't tell from where... am I going crazy? ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
B33 < man B33 < just remembpurred my furst man crush was protoman B33 < shout out dude
𓂃ֶָ֢ OKAY CHITTR OKAY SOMWEFIN CRAZY JUS HAPPWENWED OKAY IM CALM.ᐟ.ᐟ IM CALM.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ #POSITIVE.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
₍^. .^₎⟆ She’s okay, sSshe’sS gonna be okay and he’sS back SSSo !t’sss okay r!ght?꠹
mm1lk tea w1th balls 1s what he enjoys
₍^. .^₎⟆ !’m f!ne꠹
>O+ LUSUS StAtUS: LIQUIDAtED. SAD.
>>| sorry... .i.. .i'm good, just time... just pain to .ease my feelings... sorry... but she .is fine? .i saw her .earlier... .i .am sorry.. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_083.png #gore #cw-self-harm #cw-mental-health
PANACHE. I DRANK TOO MUCH LAST NIGHT.
GHHRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHBBGGHHHHHH
>>| . .. sorrry. .i.. #cw-self-harm #cw-mental-health
၄⋆၃ ANYWAYS im about to start live xhitting this xrazy pailing session im having #nsfw #SATIRE #IMJONKLING
⧃ I really do enjoy it it when my notifications are exclusively the same lovely lime profile picture.
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[#FUMBLING]
Raaiinbow driinkerss when you poke them aa liittle
▼▼hahahahaha fuuck shit haha oh great yeah ok sure fuck it why not sure fucking- gog fucking dammit fuck this, fuck all of you fuck off fuck you▲▲
၄⋆၃ be nixe to me :(( ill xry :(((((( ill weep dirextly into your ganderbulbs :((((((((((((((
Huh? D-i-d someone heard someth-i-ng? (0-0) ?? https://f-i--l-e.garden/aKtw0BW1zTw7wuDZ/huh....jpeg
:33< i am thank mewwww
:33< im on vacation but ive b33n pingged :33< hiiii mew equihiss!!! :33< i am a purroblem and a handfurr t33h33
:33< i would encourage mew to purruse my purrofile :33< but its wet and wild in there and so am i t33h33 :33< im still pale fur all equihisses too btw so im going to be pale reacting mew a lot :33< sorry nyat sorry!
:33< mewre welclawme~! :33< if mew n33d meow ill be back august or mew can dm meow or at meow :33< ill check here infurequently!
D --> Seems to work just fine, nice choice 👍
Head mechan!c sent me ()utta the bay cause b!g man !s c()m!n' d()wn f()r w()rk stat!()n !nspect!()ns. Guess ! get a n!ght ()ff cause ! d()n't "kn()w h()w t'act"
D --> It is also comforting to see other iterations of me exploring their identities. Makes me feel less alone.
▲didn't check your profile, them, fucking uneditable replies...▼ ▲Also shitpetas on vacation i guess▼
i should look into the origins of ornamental gardening its a fascinating concept to have developed~ that at some point land use for the sole purpose of beauty led to the cultivation of so many strange and distinct plants i guess its just another example of showcasing your wealth! but i do wonder if it came about differently for trolls than humans...
O-> Lazy Sunday....
how weird is it 2 bring ur strap 2 a first date? 🤔 #nsfw
https://file.garden/ajbwlq7l9sbzhjvh/untitled58_20251031152901.png feeling cute today! #cosmichorror #butadorable )(oωo)(
¨°o.O. cotton candy and ice cream and cereal :)!!! .O.o°¨
¨°o.O. breakfast time hi everyone :) 💖 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b327769a67a8.jpeg .O.o°¨
Full p!cture f()r the !nterested by the by. https://cdn.!mgchest.c()m/f!les/d1eb3c876590.png
[BEGIN MESSAGE] nutriti0n pazte. [END MESSAGE]
:33 < yeah itd be cool to s33 me in someone's fanfiction!!
:33 < alright fine. i'll stop...
:33 < what do mew mean its nyot normal to write fanfictions of mewr friends falling in love and doing it? :00 < nsfw
:33 < good evening equihiss!!
:33 < im okay, just doing my mewdual cat stuff!!
(( TELL ME WHY I WAKE UP FROM A NAP AND THE FIRST THOUGHT I HAVE IS FOR A NEW KAR SPLINTER THAT'S AN INCUBUS. ))
ANON ASKS: "ARE YOU PERHAPS SINGLE? DO YOU HAVE A SPECIFIC PREFERENCE TO GIRLS OR BOYS OR THEMS?" A: I AM NOT IN FACT SINGLE. I GUESS I MIGHT BE OPEN TO ANOTHER QUAD IF SOMEONE REALLY CAUGHT MY BULB. NOTHING FLUSHED. CASUAL PAILING MIGHT BE FINE. IN TERMS OF PREFERENCE, NOT AT ALL. I'VE FOUND MYSELF DATING MORE WOMEN IN GENERAL, SOMEWHAT DUE TO THE TWO "MEN" I WAS WITH TRANSITIONING. POINT IS-- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. GENDER IS STUPID.
:33 < meow!!
:33 < its minced beast meat shaped like a disk!!
Gotta love the freaks and the hoes and the guys w1th the l1b1dos.
I'm going to have to mediate this post. Fueling this sort of debauchery is the entire reason we have the written word to begin with.
:33 < i n33d a burger... x33 < raw, purrferably
SO FUCKING BORED.
♡⸝⸝ HAHAHAHAHA oh ri7e shushed. hahahaha. ⸝⸝♤
>>| .uhhh. .i .almost passed .out. so. the strip poker night will be .at 4 hours. .i'll make .a reminder .in .everyone's dms. for more .information check the tag please. .uhhh.. #strippokernight #nsfw #stripyourselfsaturday
#gore #horror #body-horror #abuse #vagueposting i don’t normally have this urge to kill but if he tries coming near dave again, i’ll hunt him down and use my hammer to break every bone in his body as a means to kill him slowly.
i'm so lucky people can't actually read my mind for real
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is there anything better than chips? don't think so! okay maybe i shoUld stop eating so many i dont want to get too fat >.- im already wide as it is.. wait people like that don't they hm nevermind i gUess its okay...
:00 < doghour is lame :00 < catday is tomorrow :33 < which is a whole day dedicated to kitties
soifhsroim i'm alri6ht. thou6ht i heard somethin' snap 'n' pythia insisted we 6et it looked at t'be sure it weren't serious. ^◡^
hopital
>>| here's little .intimate fact... .i like kissing men... #yaoi #suggestive
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All trolls are destined for suffering, one way or anot[][]er. It’s w[][]at you do wit[][] t[][]at suffering t[][]at matters. ]:>
Usually From What I Picked Up Its Based On The Cheating Involving Jades And The Birth Of Ruby It Seems Either That Or Just Not Working Out In The End
I Have Came To Realize The Amount Of Kanayas That Showed Up Before All Vanished Yet Here I Am All By Myself Once More I Suppose
They Were And Constantly Were Sad For Their Failed Relationships With Their Roses Unfortunately
(¬‿¬ ) Tea is okay but...it isn't Monster. ♫
In My Case I Met Other Kanayas But They All Vanished Or Just Gave Up On The Site And Alongside The Fact I Was The Only Non Stoner Kanaya Which Made Me The Odd One Out I Suppose Shrug #substances
D --> Liquid intake, beverage ain't fake D --> Senses dulled by spirits taken neat D --> Putting down the #substances is a feat D --> #Straightedge
𝐼 𝒫𝑅𝐸𝐹𝐸𝑅 𝒮𝑀𝒜𝐿𝐿 𝒞𝒜𝒦𝐸𝒮, 𝐵𝒰𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝒪𝒦𝐼𝐸𝒮 𝒜𝑅𝐸 𝒜𝐿𝒮𝒪 𝒱𝐸𝑅𝒴 𝑀𝒰𝒞𝐻 𝒲𝒪𝑅𝒯𝐻 𝒞𝒪𝒩𝒮𝐼𝒟𝐸𝑅𝒜𝒯𝐼𝒪𝒩.
:33< i like the silly small sandwhiches myself :33
.) I dQn't really, like, drink a lQt Qf tea, Qther than bQba cuz that's super pQpular where I live. Usually I get just, like, milk tea, and sQmetimes the strawberry macchiatQ Qr the peach tea if I'm feeling fruity. SQ, I guess with regular tea, I'd prQbably like mQre milky Qr fruity flavQurs? ))
>>| .another silly .advice .i've taught myself because .i burned my hands quite .a few times, because .i was making my tea too hot. what .i like to do to fix this, .is to take thin plate, pour .on .it .and drink this way. yes, .it .is tedious but .it somehow makes you feel like .a meowbeast.
>>| do you .ever have this moment when you decide to do .a marathon .of .a serial you like. you start watching, go through multiple .episodes. then you decide to make .a pause for the day .and .on the next night you just don't want to .anymore.
>>| do tea with cookies. .it's much better.
I love the best kind of tea.
My favorite tea is a tie between earl grey and chamomile. It depends on whether I'm waking up, or trying to go to bed soon.
𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝒲𝒪𝑅𝑀𝒮 𝐻𝒜𝒱𝐸 𝒩𝒪 𝐼𝒟𝐸𝒜 𝒲𝐻𝒜𝒯 𝒴𝒪𝒰'𝑅𝐸 𝒯𝒜𝐿𝒦𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒜𝐵𝒪𝒰𝒯. 𝐻𝐼𝐵𝐼𝒮𝒞𝒰𝒮 𝐵𝐸𝑅𝑅𝒴 𝒯𝐸𝒜, 𝒮𝒲𝐸𝐸𝒯𝐸𝒩𝐸𝒟 𝒲𝐼𝒯𝐻 𝐻𝒪𝒩𝐸𝒴, 𝒩𝒪 𝑀𝐼𝐿𝒦.
i'll try 'n' be more positive later on, ri6ht now i 6otta spar with pythia before she throws my deviCe into a lake or somethin'.
Uh yeah tea. Dumb American moment. Sweet tea.
:33< im nyot super fond of fruit teas X00< mostly beclaws they taste like someone threw the fruit in the microwave and gave mew a lick of it :33< but im glad othefurs can enjoy it :33
I PREFER CHISME OVER TEA 😊 .. OREO BUBBLE TEA IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD
Keemun Tea.
:33< *ac cutely curtsies at ct* :33< thank mew!
I DON'T DRINK A LOT OF TEA, BECAUSE THERE'S NOT A LOT AT MY JOB, BUT I LIKE PEPPERMINT TEA, HELPS WITH HEADACHES AND WHAT NOT.
if i could havwe tea id to try bubble tea or human thai tea.
:33< okay i think i got it! :33< i cant pick a top favorite :33< but i can give a small selection :33< masala chai, dandelion tea, and jasmine pearl tea :33
♦ Will do.
♦ Nice.
I cant drink tea. :(
♦ I like any black tea if I had to pick a tea. I prefer coffee.
never.
:33< ohhh yeah that would do it :33< mew can #reminiscent and #yearn for what nefur was all mew want
:33 < meh :33 < i dont f33l like being berated or called an autistic fuck today, but thanks fur the advice
:33 < yes!!! :33 < i did but im just f33ling lonely and reminiscent i guess.
:??< mew never grew past that?
OKAY HERE'S SOMETHING BETTER GO UP TO A KARKAT AND SIMPLY SAY "HEY"
:33 < i mean even if i don't, someone to be close to would be nice too
:33 < man efurryones getting with a karkitty but me. :33 < equihiss even gets with one. how is that fair :33 < why have mew furrsaken me glob
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:33< nyo i havent!!! :33< ive just bought it, or made it, and brewed it and drank it :33< nefur thought about nyothing more :33< i think it must be all of the magics beings up that has me thinking
:33< mew know fur all the tea i drink :33< ive nefur done tea readings befur
:33< i nefur understand, its okay
pfff yeah, i'm wayyy out of the loop. shit is mystifyin'.
...i'm missin6 somethin' that's happenin6 a6ain i think.
OH HONEY :(
:33< *ac yawns and rubs the sl33p out of her eyes* :33< my breakfast has b33n nettle tea, some wild feather beast eggs, and wild lusii bacon
:33 < i found some wild ginger growing by the river today! :33 < truly natures chewing toy
ii don't po2t enough 2o ii have thii2 two 2ay: 2quiid iink 2oup.
Self-implantation was a success. I have to be careful with using it though,if i accidentally get into someone's mind and show them images of Eldrich Ones,things might get apocalyptic. Therefore,i must focus on other powers that P.I.C. (Psionic Implants Combined) gives. #science
:33 < *ac wishes the noble hoofbeast a good meowrning in return, and lets him know shes just b33n lying in a nice patch of sunlight all this time!!* :33 < and how about you? :33
I can probably go without looking at this site for a couple more years.
--- |I'm hungry but I won't get more food for a while because I just ate but it didn't taste as good as it normally does it kind of tasted like rot even though it wasn't rotten| _____
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--- |that's nice to hear I hope the same for me though that is unlikely| _____
--- |I am being optimistic I'm saying it's unlikely rather than absolutely not going to happen| _____
1t's so easy to forget you went and God t1ered and then you go and do someth1ng un1ntent1onal but so God damn 1ntense and out of left f1eld. And all you can do 1s...
it's so funny ↔ow i can literally say t↔at i only like lowbloods for t↔eir bodies and i don't respect t↔em as trolls and t↔at i'll probably just cull t↔em after i'm done wit↔ t↔em and i'll still get rusties in my dms wanting some of t↔is sweet sweet bulge~ does t↔e lack of self-preservation instinct come wit↔ t↔e blood color or are you all just t↔at stupid~?
SOM3ON3 H4S TH31R P4LMHUSK HOOK3D UP TO TH31R FOUR-WH33L3D D3V1C3 4ND 1 C4N H343 TH3 D14L TON3 FROM TH3 S1D3W4LK. 1 SW34R 1T'S NOT JUST MY 3XC3LL3NT H34R1NG 31TH3R. TH4T SH1T S33MS L1K3 1T'D JUST SUCK, NOT GONN4 L13. 4N 4UX CORD OR JUST SP34K3R MOD3 1S GOOD 3NOUGH FOR M3. >:/
helping oil up your bros is PART of the GAME, man. the game called FRIENDSHIP.
adjusting my chest like Jennifer Coolidge vwhen i like something.
now that i'm on chittr, it's time to push for some SERIOUS changes! i push we have a FIFTH react: LIFT. you send this to the dudes you wanna see ONE-REP! #IMPORTANT #VERY-IMPORTANT #GAINS
I NEED HER TO TUG ON MY LIP PIERCING WITH HER TEETH.
[I $HOULD PIN THAT PI#TURE OF ME RIDING THAT HOR$E WAIT]
[OKAY I AM DRAWING THE PLAN IN MY HEAD I WILL MAKE HIM TAKE ME TO THE AQUARIUM THEN WE #AN HAVE #OMMEMORATIVE $EX..YE$$$ IT$ ALL #OMING TOGETHER #N$FW]
THE ROMANCE ONES ARE FINE. YOU KNOW THE POSTS I'M TALKING ABOUT.
⧃ Seeing as I am being productive tonight, I think I will spend the rest of my waking night in the piano block.
:33 < i cannot cease, i meowst proc33d :33 < with meow wiggling
DOWNSIDES OF THE FITTING ARE I’M A LEFT HAND JERKER NOW. METAL CARPET BURN SUCKS AND IS MY NEW NICKNAME. #NSFW
Pitch sex that leaves us booth disappoointed and unsatisfied
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:33 < i am so glad theres not a lot of equihisses on here. :33 < i'd be screwed
:33 < meow meow meow meow meow meow-meow :33 < meow meow meow only me :33 < meow meow meow meow meow meow-meow :33 < meow meow meow sexy me :00 < suggestive
:33 < if someone meowt there hates me :33 < then i'm gonna get mew
RUNS 4W4Y CRY1NG B3C4US3 NO ON3 B3L13V3S M3 4ND DO3S 4NOTH3R B4CKFL1P 4FT3R 1 L34V3 TH3 SCR33NS FR4M1NG
ok welll thats one wya to be distracted from the hirror of a looping hallway hah #vagueposting #nsfw
| hte when hes mAd At me |t mAkees me feel l|ke l|fee hs no prupose :(
꒰ঌ I’m so fuckin miserable. That fish troll was in the right. ໒꒱
I may be #yearning I just w⚣ke up fr⚣m a nap -3-
꒰𓇼 still abs𖦹l☾tely n𖦹tin ykn𖦹w i might js☾t give ☾p n stay tr𖦹ll straight this getting men t𖦹 kiss me shit is diffic☾lt as f☾ck 𓇼꒱
|t doesntr mAttr your cAstre ur he|ghtt ur we|ghtt ur wAllk of str|fe ur whAtever | wll f|nd u And | w|ll gg|ve u A cute n|ckcnAme
OKAY ONE LAST IMPRESSION "MUTANT NOOK MAKES ME ACT UP"
IF I DON'T SEE A YEARN POST FROM THEM I BLOW UP
ii miightve been too obviiouss ii thiink #vaagueposstiing
MY body craaves sleep, it waants me to give into the velvety oblivion; my gaander bulbs burn aand my muscles aache. BUt the mind refuses, it is so intent on kkeeping me up
>>| .uhhh... .i want to say something, but .it's .either "i don't have .anything .on my pan" .or "my thinkpan .is going to blow .up." state
꒦꒷ JUST GOT A CALL UHM MY EMPLOYED ERA IS APPROACHING..
:33 < *ac is making some furry impurrtant updates to her #earth-tships chart!!* x33 < and i gotta say, this is one of my favorites :33 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/598f9ce0be7f.png
some_hot_guy_came_into_the_dealership_and_thinking_i_will_give_them_my_personal_belongings_if_they_lean_in_and_flutter_their_lashes_at_me_and_smile_._ surprise_i_am_not_romantically/_sexually_attracted_to_anyone_fuck_you_go_away_._buy_a_buggy_or_get_out
>([met some poor bastard named "twinks likely" t#e ot#er nig#t like at w#at point do u jus drop off da map]
please 8e two men please 8e two men pl
)(øw løng døes it take tø exit a møurning periød? #mental-)(ealt)(
Was g⚣ing t⚣ p⚣st s⚣mething em⚣ti⚣nally vulnerable but I just g⚣t fed s⚣me g⚣⚣d ya⚣i material s⚣ p⚣st canceled ^3^
▼fine ill be good i guess▲
▼▼UGHHH youre all so boring i need more bad influences in my life▲▲
Hello Chittr. I came baring an important question, so please read carefully before you answer. "who up playin w/ they worm?"
:33 < i wasn't gonna!!! :33 < i was just....exameowning it!
:33 < if mew were stuck on a desert island with me :33 < whats the furst thing mew would do?
T)(is website makes me SICK. 38|
and all the girlies say i'm pretty fly (for a white guy)
:33< oh man i just got the idea of a super funny bit :33< ooouhohohohoo :33< *the huntress rubs her paws together with gl33*
"IM GOING TO BEAT YOU" YOU WISH YOU COULD