Attabi Gatito
@chortlingCheshire
>(^= KITTY KITTY STARLIGHT MEΦWACLE ATTACK!!! NYAN NYAN MΦTHERFUCKERS <3 =^)<
Subordinate's miss/ing/ Neat/ Never lett/ing them out of my sight again/ Knew this masquerade was a bad idea/
B33 < im gonna be real with you guys the tyger isnt escaping the cuddle vortex this meowning
>(^= SNUGGLE BUGGY CUDDLY VΦRTEX ATTACK! MAGICSPLΦDE =^)<
B33 < wait ok are you trying to blow me up in my cuddle zone or make me more cuddly here
sparkle sparkle delirium explosion
>(^= YESSSSSSSSSSSS =^)< >(^= NΦW CΦME TΦ MAKEΦVERS WITH KISSY, YΦUR TRANSFΦRMATIΦN IS UNDERWAY. =^)<
only if we can do a 90s movie makeover montage
>(^= WE WILL DΦ THIS AND TRANSFΦRMATIΦN SEQUENCE. THE MAKEΦVER EPISΦDE, AND THE TRANSFΦRMATIΦN SEQUENCE ANIMATIΦN, ARE THE ΦNE. =^)<
with a shit ton of glitter obviously
>(^= WILL YΦUR SIGNATURE MAGICAL GIRL MΦVE INCLUDE SPARKLE GLITTER BΦMB? =^)<
i have typed out like ten different chits and deleted all of them before sending be grateful chittr be very grateful
>(^= KITTY IS SAD NYAAAA TΦ KNΦW THAT HUMAN BΦY HAS CAGED HIS INNER MAGICAL GIRL. SPEAK FREELY =^)<
this is singlehandedly the funniest thing ive read today my inner magical girl says i should reveal terrible secrets about myself in a fit of sleep deprived delirium
>(^= KITTY AGREES! KITTY AGREES IT'S YΦUR INNER MAGICAL GIRL SPEAKING. NYAAAA IT SPEAKS LΦUDLY NYAAA. HΦRRIBLE TERRIBLE MAGICAL THINGS. RELEASE YΦUR MIRACLES UPΦN THE MASSES. =^)< >(^= SPARKLE SPARKLE DELERIUM EXPLΦSIΦN =^)<
sparkle sparkle delirium explosion is gonna be my new life motto
>(^= MAGICAL KITTY HAS SAVED ANΦTHER SΦUL THIS NIGHT WITH HER SHINING TALKNΦGUTSU GALE ATTACK =^)<
You gonna get a magical girl dress and a magical girl transformation sequence?
>(^= KITTY KITTY STARLIGHT MEΦWACLE ATTACK!!! NYAN NYAN MΦTHERFUCKERS <3 =^)<
@arsenicCatturbate hey dumbass you like stupid cat shit like this right
>(^= KITTY KITTY IS NΦT A SΦURCE ΦF ENTERTAINMENT FΦR ENTITLED NΦΦKSMELLS TΦ RUN THEIR CUNCHY MΦUTHS. =^)<
im only saying that stuff to specifically try and piss her off. youre fine i have no beef w you
>(^= KNΦW THAT IF YΦU ARE EVER CAUGHT IN KITTY KITTYS FIELD ΦF VISIΦN =^)< My eyes will be the last thing you ever see.
cool it cat i have no beef. if ive stepped on your tail here its cause im a dumb dog, not cause i meant to
>(^= KITTY THINKS YΦU ARE AN ASSHΦLE, AND IF YΦU WERE SAYING THIS TΦ ME FΦR REAL, YΦU WΦULD HAVE BEEN CRUSHED INTΦ PASTE A LΦNG TIME AGΦ. GET LΦST. =^)<
oooww cooouuuld yooouuu maaaybeee nooot dooo thaaat tooo meee pleeeaaaseee
>(^= WHAT IS THIS BEING WHICH HAS PRESENTED ITSELF TΦ ME WITHΦUT MIRACLES? DISGUSTING. BEGΦNE, SHADΦW DEMΦN. =^)<
I mi22 wh3n w3 had crazy 3v3nt2 and did cool parti32. Whil3 I will alway2 2hit on 3ridanW33k, i mi22 thing2 lik3 3ridanW33k or th3 OG day2 of Fight Night. I mi22 throwing bonfir3 parti32 and going to folk2 conc3rt2 and th3 cool gala2. Now it ju2t f33l2 lik3, movi3 night2 (which ar3 2ick dont g3t m3 wrong. I lov3 ABCC and th3ir variou2 movi32) and 23x parti32. Fight Night ha2 dwindl3d to th3 point that th3y only do it onc3 3v3ry two w33k2 b3cau23 th3 numb3r2 ju2t ar3nt th3r3. I mi22 th3 2hitpo2t2, th3 funny id3a2, th3 int3raction2 and th3 cool/cr33py/2cary/funny ARG2. P3opl3 int3racting and having fun without th3 3xp3ctation or n33d for it to 3volv3 into g3tting na2ty with 3achoth3r My po2t la2t night might hav3 b33n a bit of an 3xagg3ration, I dont think p3opl3 n3c322arily ONLY want m3 for tho23 thing2, but I 2till f33l lik3 thi2 plac3 ha2 2lipp3d into a bunch of p3opl3 in on3 big cycl3 of trying to fuck 3ach oth3r or 233 3achoth3r2 bit2 and 2hit and if you dont f33d into that cycl3 you fall to th3 way2id3. I know that 2om3 of thi2 might b3 b3cau23 th3 Chittr population d3clin3d a way2, but 2till. 2om3tim32 it f33l2 lik3 if I aint po2ting 23xy cont3nt or talkin about my bulg3 or what3v3r p3opl3 want nothin to do with my po2t2. If I aint throwing crazy rag3r2 with a bunch of drug2 and alcohol p3opl3 2top r3plying and talkin to m3. It f33l2 lik3 2inc3 I aint availabl3 for folk to g3t in my pant2 that th3y dont car3 to hit m3 up, chat with m3/int3ract with my po2t2 or hang out or hold a conv3r2ation I cam3 h3r3 aft3r a point in my lif3 wh3r3 I 2p3nt 23v3ral 2w33p2 without any hop3 of 3v3r 233in a fri3ndly fac3 3v3r again. I got lucky and I want3d to mak3 fri3nd2, and hav3 fun parti32, and hav3 a 23cond chanc3 of b3ing a 2ocial cr3atur3. Nowaday2 I find my23lf thinking mor3 oft3n what2 th3 point of po2ting anything wh3n I only 3v3r g3t a coupl3 of lik32 and mayb3 a 2ingl3 r3ply if I'm lucky. My DM2 cov3r3d in du2t and got cobw3b2 and 2hit. I dunno, mayb3 im ju2t b3ing dramatic but thank2 for coming to my t3d talk anyway2. #Rant #RantOv3r #Ju2tOn3OfTho23Night2 #T3dTalk #n2fw? #2ub2tanc32
>(^= KITTY SEES THIS, AND SEES YΦU. KITTY UNDERSTANDS THIS PLIGHT, BUT KITTY IS NΦT SΦ SURE THAT THINGS ARE AS BLEAK AS YΦU THINK THEY ARE. THERE IS A GIANT WHICH SLEEPS. THE MAGIC IS STILL HERE, IT ΦNLY NEEDS TΦ BE AWAKENED. PΦINTING FINGERS, LISTENING TΦ ITS SNΦRES AND BLAMING ITS NΦSE, THIS WILL NΦT MΦVE THE SLEEPERS. A BLEAK DECLARATIΦN, IF DΦNE ΦNCE, AND AGAIN, AND MANY TIMES MΦRE WILL TAKE RΦΦT. THE SLEEPERS WILL BELIEVE YΦU THAT IT IS NΦT WΦRTH IT TΦ WAKE, AND REMAIN FAST ASLEEP. IF INSTEAD YΦU RELEASE YΦUR INNER MAGICAL GIRL, AND SPARKLE SPARKLE SΦLAR BEAM, THE CREATURELINGS WILL FΦLLΦW. =^)< >(^= KITTY WΦULD LIKE TΦ BE MAGICAL TΦGETHER WITH FRIENDS. WE ARE THE SAME. CHANGE BEGINS WITH KITTY. CHANGE BEGINS WITH YΦU. =^)<
Oh fuck??? I got an inn3r magical girl?? Im down for a magical girl party. That 2hit 2ound2 rad a2 fuck.
>(^= ALL TRΦLLS HAVE A MAGICAL GIRL INSIDE ΦF THEM WAITING FΦR THEIR CHANCE. THE MIRTH THAT RUNS THRΦUGH YΦUR BΦNES, CANT YΦU FEEL IT? THAT IS THE MAGIC, THAT IS THE MIRACLE, THE MIRACLE THAT CREATES MAGICAL GIRLS. =^)< >(^= WE CAN ALL GET TΦGETHER AND PΦUR ΦUR PUSHERS ΦUT INTΦ THE UNIVERSE AS ΦNE. A MUTUAL TRANSFΦRMATIΦN SEQUENCE. DELICIΦUS. WHEN? =^)<
>(^= KITTY IS FRUSTRATED. TRΦLLS WANT RΦTUND RUMBLES, BUT TRΦLLS DΦ NΦT UNDERSTAND THE CΦMPLICATIΦNS INFLICTED BY NATURALLY SELECTING FΦR BURDENSΦME SPHERES. =^)< >(^= KITTY WΦULD LIKE TΦ NΦT HAVE TΦ REACH ΦVER AND UNDER MEΦW MEΦWS WHILE DΦING TASKS. =^)< >(^= KITTY WΦULD LIKE TΦ BE ABLE TΦ TΦUCH FRΦND CΦRNERS TΦGETHER. =^)< >(^= KITTY BLAMES YΦUR CRAVINGS FΦR THIS EXPERIENCE. =^)< >(^= KITTY'S CURSE IS YΦUR FAULT. =^)< >(^= FIGHTS YΦU FIGHTS YΦU FIGHTS YΦU. =^)<
7eah the7 do get in the wa7 sometimes, it’s true…
｢megane-san tonneru system so advanced... ah~ (ФωФ) what if megane was under your blockies right now! kekeke... what secrets he might find, in your drawers...!~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tonneru means tunnel.]
>(^= HE WΦULD FIND A KITTY KITTY LΦVELY BLAST IN HIS FACE FΦR SNIFFING WHERE HIS WHISKERS DΦ NΦT BELΦNG. =^)<
>O+ CALM DOWN, FAttIES.
>(^= YΦU TEMPT MY CLAWS. KITTY IS CΦNSIDERING CARVING YΦUR ΦWN WΦRDS INTΦ YΦUR SΦFT BELLY. =^)<
>(^= EAT YΦUR DUPLICATES =^)<
i dunno, the voice is awful compelling.
oh is that how you're going to be about it? and definitely 100% consistent about it?
nah i think the bit ran its course!
oh thank god, that's a bit too far for me to commit to. jokes about self cannibalism? sure. but kissing??????????????????
haha you're so weird.
jinx, i think we're both weird.
i know i just thought it was an opportune time to speak the old curse.
again not really happening kitty keep up. plus i thought you wanted us meandering in your notes. :P anyways byeee!
>(^= MY PATIENCE FΦR FRUITLESS BICKERING WANES. ENTERTAIN ME AGAIN SΦME ΦTHER NIGHT =^)<