♦ pitied by @disturbedAperture
⚇ you don't make me do anything, sister <3< ⚇
⚇ we postin' heights? ⚇ i'm only at first molt so i ain't full height yet. ⚇ but i think 8'4 is pretty respectable :8] ⚇
⚇ throwing the @ at me in public. ⚇ on a *rankmaid* post. ⚇ dirty <3< ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 26:6 ⚇ “We're all gonna get our ticket punched, little brother. Ain't no point borrowing grief from the future- just trade the jokes while you got 'em and make sure they're funny.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
typical grasseater sentiment maybe groww some sharper teeth an you wwont havve to choww dowwn on all the ultraprocessed garbage
>([every1 is so mean 2 me #ttps://i.imgur.com/CUNtxPN.jpeg]
⚇ Sideshows 48:84 ⚇ "I reckon when all's said and done, I'll go out happy. Maybe I'll be cut down in battle, maybe I'll be old and leery, maybe I'll get donkeypunched too hard by a brother. But even if I dropped right here, right now? I'd head on up to the Messiahs and tell them I'm satisfied." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
i could take a highblood oh, in a fight? no. #nsfw
⚇ Suffering 64:53 ⚇ "Whatsa matter, lil' gutterblood? You thought you could get away? You were all kindsa proud to deny the messiahs behind the screenfeed! What? Scared to say it to my face now? YOU MOTHERFUCKING SCARED?" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
i’m getting a bit too loose with my secrets i’ll keep quiet on this one
⚇ zealotry is all i motherfuckin know, sister. ⚇
⚇ you's mine and you know it. ⚇
⚇ do as much of that creepy shit as you want ⚇ just don't go smooching ghosts or whatever ⚇
if only, i’d shut my eyes and rest forever in eternal bliss
woke up to a shitty work message this nights gonna be the death of me smh troll hot topic can you not let me rest
⚇ https://64.media.tumblr.com/9dc63e9871323d57a4dea7ddfd0ff5ed/2ca36cf160572344-0a/s500x750/f725a0c33071da659768dff7f3890dcdf5acebac.gif ⚇
your beautiful smile makes me tempted to accept the offer, as embarrassing as the implied shoots would be
Good_for_a_coffin_and_or_casket._Not_so_much_good_for_the_living.
okay that’s my only april fools joke of the day saying those thing made my skin crawl
with them on here and a camera pointed directly at me, you really are a dangerously irresistible creature
the prank everyone is pulling on me is horny posting while i’m stuck at work fuck this job #nsfw -ish
Perhaps you may capture my likeness as well, so it may spread as pollen carries on the wind.
h໑ly fuck ⓘ felt my bl໑໑dpusher alm໑st e><pl໑de f໑r a m໑ment
>--D=Wow=it=looks=so=realistic=but=nobody=dies=smiling=like=that=although=none=of=the=bodies=I=have=seen=have=had=a=view=of=a=pretty=lady=before=perishing=:O//<
>--D=I=cannot=wait=for=the=experience=:)//<
>--D=Fear=is=the=thinkpan=annihilater=and=I=am=quite=resistant=to=it=haha=:)//<

I haven’t blood let this month, I could knock out two birds with one stone
⚇ HAPPY JAPESDAY MY MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKERS.⚇ IT IS A MOST GLORIOUS AND HOLY DAY BECAUSE GUESS WHO FUCKIN' PASSED HIS EXAM?! ⚇ I'M A MOTHERFUCKING CERTIFIED SCHOOLFEEDER OF SCRIPTURE NOW! ⚇ i still gotta sit in on classes sometime. ⚇ see the pros work before i can take class myself. ⚇ but i did it. ⚇ been working my whole life for this shit. ⚇ FUCK YES. ⚇ MESSIAHS BLESSED. ⚇ FUCK YES. #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
ENLIGHTEN ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS SHOULD YOU FIND THEM I WILL EVEN ASK WITH MY NICE AND POLITE SPEECH VALUES
WHERE EVEN IS ERIDAN WEEK ALL I HEAR ABOUT IT IS SECONDHAND RUMOR. IT'S AS IF EVERYBODY BUT ME HAS CAUGHT SOME NEW HERPETIC STRAIN.
awe, but ur nawt camera shy r u? x) i saw ur totally kewl pics!!!
●-● i hav 2 lock in. lewkin at u w/mah big eyez rn.
⚇ naw you love it. ⚇ my HOINKS are hilarious. ⚇
⚇ you gross as hell, sister. ⚇
⚇ A MOTHERFUCKER COULDN'T HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE I TOOK THE EXAM? ⚇ would've been a hell of a motivator <3< ⚇
⚇ i get my exam results tomorrow. ⚇ will literally make or break my future career as a schoolfeeder on this ship. ⚇ no big thing or anything. ⚇ definitely not SHITTING MY MOTHERFUCKIN' PANTS ABOUT IT. ⚇
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nsfw I rly. rlyl want to kiss a girl right now im ngl. ]
i slipped on something going down the very long stAirs out of my hive And tumbled down. i lAnded on my horns. they Are stuck in the ground. i think i Am going to be stuck here until my lusus comes bAck from hunting. AmA
obedient? DO YOU HAVE A PET HUMAN? you're so cool. :oO
you touched a human? ARE THEY NICE? how warm is it?
t+ere really is no difference w+en everyone can scissor except rumblesp+eres but t+ose are ac+ievable t+roug+ +ormones or surgery #nsfw
first rule of troll life: never be too soft

just because i'm n𖦹t trying t𖦹 actively 𖦹pp𖦹se the hem𖦹spectrum d𖦹esn't mean that i'm adv𖦹cating f𖦹r it
﹕ⵌ┆c⨀ver y⨀ur ears, d⨀es it s⨀und muffled?
﹕ⵌ┆Actual ringing ⨀r is it inside y⨀ur ears? Tinnitus can suck-
「 I believe this is a lost cause. ⥮
﹕ⵌ┆I feel like I missed s⨀mething again..
And if that persxn is the right fit fxr yxu... They'll embrace thxse skeletxns like they embrace yxu... I think sx at least!!! Althxugh... Yxu shxuld take my wxrd with a grain xf salt... I'm nxt exactly the mxst rxmantically busy... X)))
ALL THREE 0F TH0SE W0RDS ARE TRUE! I AM IN FACT BR0KE, SH0RT, AND WELL I’M N0T A STRAY ANYM0RE BUT THAT’S THE P0WER 0F G00D C0MPANY! I H0PE Y0U FIND Y0UR PACK S00N! 🐺
THEY DID IN FACT FIND ME LYING 0N THE STREET! I WAS 0NLY HALF DEAD! 0K MAYBE M0RE LIKE 3/4THS BUT THEY WERE VERY GENER0US T0 N0T STEP 0N ME AND INSTEAD BR0UGHT ME BACK T0 CAEY0S HIVE AND WE JUST WENT FR0M THERE! 🐺
yaz!! x) lyrina is da bestest and smrtka we found on da streetz, LAWL jk. sorta.
careful it might even become fatal , , ,
yaz, my super epix awesum matesprits x) @hedonistGuillotine @symphoniousRapture

Everyday and everynight #nsfw
cant relate, , , good luck with your ailment, , ,
That's kind xf scary actually!!! Tx think abxut??? X))) I dxn't think I even knxw myself that much...
I do feel a little discomforted with being so 'othered' by trolls. I feel less like a person and more like bacteria in a petri dish when they start discussing the intricacies of our sexual organs and the pleasure they permit. You /know/ that I am watching. Right.? #nsfw #vague(?)
> I heard its illegal to kiss your moirail is that true guys please tell me as soon as you can im running out of time <
⚇ considering a piercing. ⚇ any suggestions as to where? ⚇
D --> Note to self D --> Dimensions of 52cm by 24cm leather pony mask insufficient, the adjustable straps were not as adjustable as advertised D --> Save to private Chitt drafts
Rest assured I pray for y'all. - Romans 1:7b
D --> If you are presently off the clock and enjoying your stipulated free time, then I fail to see how it is my concern as to what sort of matters you choose to discuss D --> The rumors remain unsubstantiated, and are not of any concern to me
D --> Over the past few days I have overheard continued chatter amongst employees of E%emplary Industries regarding falsible information that calls into question the content of my character D --> Rumors pertaining to certain hoofbeast-themed leatherhouses D --> I would like to take this opportunity to remind all employees that in the spirit of "having time to lean therefore having time to clean", gossiping about whether or whether or not I am engaged in late%-related e%tracurriculars is not an appropriate use of company time
⚇ WE NEVER GO BACK TO EARLIER TOPICS.WHY IS IT PISS AGAIN #pissgate ⚇
X Spades slick takes five wholeass min to piss, that’s the whole reason pissgate exists x
WELL GOOD AFTERNOON, FRIENDS!! Today is Sunday, and for those who are unfortunate enough to not know, it's the holiest day of the week! Sunday is observed as a day of worship and rest, holding it as both the Lord's Day and the day of Christ's resurrection. Usually on Earth, folks would attend church every fine Sunday. However, given my current inability to do so, I've spent this morning studying my bible. Remember ; obstacles does not make something impossible. Just because I can't attend church like a human don't mean I can't worship God like a christian! Soon you'll all see the err of your ways and walk alongside me. - Psalm 119:160
I won the rematch. @constructivTextuary (i wanted to draw a close-up since i did with the last two, now i'll start on the next ones in line) https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/vc29932689a1.png
⚇ i ain't gonna get too lewd in public but damn you're tempting a brother rn like its all colors week. ⚇
⚇ now do the same for all your motherfuckin' images. ⚇ i got WANTS and NEEDS to see them shits ⚇
⚇ shiiit motherfucker...⚇ what i wouldn't give to be the one puttin' you six feet under all pretty like that. ⚇ most beautiful paint i ever did make art with. ⚇
⚇ pitch motherfucker mine *please* use imgchest so i can see whatever the fuck this is ⚇
>([no time for dat we #ad to make landfall u kno #ow it is]
﹕ⵌ┆I think if an animal is exp⨀sing itself it might have rabies..
(• - •) Oh? Really. That's... kind of sad, actually. :c ⚘
t+e +orseman stressed t+e importance of coalition building if a revolution is to succeed I need more allies #c+rommunism #+orseman #ironbloodrider
(• - •) There's a lot of people asking to be fixed. I hope all of you get well soon. I'm sorry you're suffering. ⚘
i +ave gained more respect for you
this site is full of losers who h♠Ve nothing better to do th♠n to BEG for ♠n inch of ♠ttention its so s♠d b♠be
I KNOW THERE IS A GOD AND HE WILL FREE ME FROM THIS DAMN PRISON RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH https://media1.tenor.com/m/IDPFs69_OS4AAAAC/wolverine-xmen.gif
blues fold so fucking easy , , ,
YOU CAN BE AS SELFISH AS YOU WANT IF YOU LOOK LIKE THAT
Hellx Chittr user disturbedAperture!!! Are yxu alright??? Is it a haunting??? I knxw thxse can be trxubling!!! I trust yxu knxw the prxcedure tx deal with such a case but if yxu were tx need assistance I wxuld nxt be xppxsed tx shxw!!! X)))
:o) #nsfw https://i.gyazo.com/fff9af1c96ae3173d5e244b06882291a.png

.... im being stared at.
...Alright, fine. Allow me to make myself clear. I couldn't care LESS about the feigned concern for my wellbeing in regard to my faith in the one true God. I couldn't care LESS about what I may be subjected to for that faith. And I certainly couldn't care LESS about none that... Clown tomfoolery! Whatever nightmares trollkind may subject me to are DREAMS compared to what awaits those said sinners in Hell. - Luke 12:2
⚇ so many of you lowblood motherfuckers way too comfortable being nasty asses to highbloods. ⚇ LIKE WE CAN'T CULL YOUR ASS WHENEVER WE FUCKIN' PLEASE. ⚇ you think you's safe just cuz you're behind a screen? ⚇ THINK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER. ⚇ i ain't even asking you to like a motherfucker. ⚇ i'm abrasive, devoted, purple. ⚇ i know thats some shit motherfuckers hate ⚇ but if you hatin' without provocation? ⚇ i think a motherfucker's just got anger in they heart and thats on you. ⚇
@goingDown Well, well! You certainly went "ham" in my notifications, so to speak. Something on your mind? - Luke 18:13
How delightful I find it when some of you come around to embracing His light through my guidance. Refreshing, really, to find some sensibility! Not to worry, though, you'll all come around. Some just sooner than others! - Proverbs 14:12
t+at requires wanting to and we bot+ know t+ey don't it took a matesprit nearly being torn apart for +er to consider it
if it isn't w+acked out on some self-rig+teous belief in a fictional c+aracter and protects lowbloods rat+er t+an culling t+em must not be a quackbeast
somebody get t+is bitc+ off me ♠️ +ttps://i.imgur.com/tRM37Mg.png

aliens being ign𖦹rant ab𖦹ut tr𖦹ll repr𖦹ducti𖦹n is the funniest shit ever
well yeah when you deprive me of social interaction for 20 something years im gonna be a whore for it, so yeah. pity me idc.
oh. OH HO HO. NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE >:)
needy. i like that. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/673577344601948172/1487261120594055300/image.png?ex=69c87f5b&is=69c72ddb&hm=cd047b2b09ff7affae14cab0066c7966f5b4f96be4891956421b4e55d8a3782e&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=886&height=934 #nsfw
you're quite lucky i got my camera working, but it's only in black and white for some fucking reason. im not an engineer i cant fix this shit, but here go nuts. Best part about being immortal is that I get this rocking young bod for the rest of my life. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/673577344601948172/1487259476107985036/image.png?ex=69c87dd3&is=69c72c53&hm=7a9501c161e5df54ce4fa886f47a34997a11736e16c4314972441dae42ca13f2&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=473&height=374 (Imagine some slashing scars and a cluster of cigarette burn scars around the midriff area) #nsfw #scars
t+at implies i was ever trying to lure flies w+en +as working wit+in t+e system gotten us anyw+ere
you could attract even more wit+ manure
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTED LINES OF PURE MDMA, GROUND UP MANDRAKE ROOT LACED WITH ERESHKIGAL'S ICHOR AND CRUSHED OPIUM POPPY STRAIGHT FROM THE HANGING GARDEN. BOOFED THAT SHIT RAW UNTIL THE STARS IN ENUMA EILISH STARTED REWRITING THEMSELVES IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION AND I HALLUINATED TIAMAT HERSELF GIVING ME THE SLOPPIEST TOP FROM THE ABYSS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
No you dont understand I have a clown I need to get rid of
why does surgery gotta be evil why can't it be nice
thats amaziNg i KNow thaNKs. dRawiNg is just oNe of my maNy taГeNts i guess
that poRtRait came up pRetty deceNt which is a shame Because i just wasted my taГeNt oN a femaГe. hope you woNt thiNK of youRseГf aNy moRe BetteR afteR seeiNg this https://sQuidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.BacKBГazeB2.com/2026/03/27/poRtRait3.pNg
seNd me youR faces foR a fRee poRtRait. im feeГiNg geNeRous
*SHRIEKS but in a cool hip and manly way!*
⚇ got the urge to do some painting. ⚇ any gutterbloods wanna volunteer their blood? :8] ⚇
⚇ multiple motherfuckers go through all my posts and put the hate on them. ⚇ just say you're obsessed with me lmao. ⚇ you'd suck my bulge but like you can't? ⚇ that's where your moirail be. ⚇ #nsfw ⚇
evveryone does evventually just a matter a time if the ghosts aint getcha somethin else wwill
oh so youre basically feedin stray cats your fuckin funeral i guess aint no one said i got unresolvved anythin so you might as wwell come offa that before you risk soundin stupid
least im not the fucker wwith goddamn ghosts floatin outside my hivve or wwhatevver the fuck that thing is sposed to be wwhat kinda demon did you royally piss off to get that kinda shit to happen dont answwer actually i dont care
:+> [Is it bad I kinda miss my kismesis even tho he was literally JUST over. Like yea he's annoying as hell but he's kinda fun to hang around with I guess. If you just ignore his bullshit and literally everything else about him.] :+> [I swear they better not fucking see this or I'm gonna voluntarily take a swim in the black depths and never be seen again I do NOT need that embarrassment in my life rn.]
They say the soul is "eternal" 8ut my favorite pair of socks only lasted three weeks. Does that mean my socks have no soul? Or just very p∞r construction?
Yea♡ t♡at'♤ exa♧tly w♡at I ◇i◇ are you ♤tupi◇
⚇ morning has come and its time for this clown to hit the 'coop. ⚇ play nice. ⚇ don't die. ⚇ don't start arguing over some stupid shit again. ⚇ i love you all. ⚇ yes even you random gutterblood who keeps hate reacting to my posts. ⚇
X Hey so if I tell you to read something don’t do it, thanks. #notoydontneedanycontextjustlisten x
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Need to stop gettin' attracted to dangerous people. ]
cuz she said she wuz collectin clownz, so i thought she wuz gonna throw us a party x(
⚇ since why i need your motherfuckin permission? ⚇
</3: #nsfw Shawty Let Me Hit Because My Boots Were Built For Stepping On More Than The Ground ;)
⚇ i had to go take care of some shit for a coupla hours. ⚇ did shit fuckin explode or what??? ⚇
¥ou all ar€ so luck¥, ¥ou can not handl€ m¥ #flatposting
r u collecting us! wat 4? x) r u gonna throw a party?
♡a◇ anot♡er mortal approa♧♡ wanting politi♧al power. Ngl I ju♤t kille◇ ♡im. No ♧lever tri♧k t♡i♤ time.
*yawvns exposing my midriff in front of you.* oh, hey. didn't see ya there. howv's it going, chief?
aw yes breakfast is served https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0170.jpeg
⚇ @pitilessDispatch you say clowns dni on your bio but you can't resist hating my chits lmaolmao ⚇ if you don't want us interacting just block and move on lowblood filth ⚇
⚇ dawg if its got flow and a beat i'm there ⚇
⚇ any new bands anyone wanna recommend? ⚇ so long as it ain't gutterblood rebellioncore shit ⚇
⚇ i'm doing the schoolfeeding necessary to become a schoolfeeder rn ⚇ (of scripture on Battleship Dark Carnival) ⚇ its gonna be one of my first steps towards becoming Grand Highblood in future. ⚇ a long, long time in the future though, of course. ⚇ we have much left to learn from biggest brother, our King of Colors. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ need me a kismesis fr ⚇
⚇ once again asking for Mirthful Faithful to have their own badges. ⚇ its the least we deserve ⚇ maybe like a clown face or somethin :8] ⚇
⚇ you have no idea how tryhard you be soundin' right now. ⚇
⚇ i stand by calling you a wriggler. ⚇ actual fucking child mentality. ⚇ motherfucker i know you'd shit your pants if you got fed vegetables ⚇
⚇ like this isn't a public fucking website ⚇ immature ass wriggler ⚇ can't even handle other motherfuckers talkin to em ⚇
⚇ folks on here who ain't clowns might not know that 'subjuggulator' only describes one kind of motherfucker in a clown unit. ⚇ subjuggulators are frontline barbarians and tanks, no worry for stealth or taking hits. ⚇ they're there to take damage for their less bulky kin. ⚇ if you want stealth you turn to the laughsassin. ⚇ infiltrators who ain't gonna take too many hits but can execute a quick and clean kill. ⚇ then there's the contorturenists, armored field interrogation experts with armor and a thousand torture tools to make you talk. ⚇ gymnabsolutionists are what I am- a form of field chaplain, praying for fallen faithful to make sure the messiahs take note of their sick-ass sacrifice. ⚇ then there's the strong manglers, who just completely tear shit up. ⚇ massive and overpowering, they'll destroy a battlefield quicker than you can blink. ⚇ there's others too but this post is already way too long. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ this sweep's ascension day is coming up. ⚇ gonna have a whole lot more family to greet. ⚇ so a word of advice for motherfucker's who are still planetside on the homeworld. ⚇ don't you worry none about growing up. ⚇ you'll find your place in the Empire. ⚇ just like every other motherfucker ⚇
⚇ @draconianDignitary cigar recommendations? ⚇
⚇ mods can i get a mirthful faithful badge? some kinda clown smile or something ⚇
⚇ our faith is the twin glories ⚇ mirth and rage ⚇ you just cant have one without the other. ⚇ so imma get my claws into whoever and whatever i please. ⚇
⚇ not all of scripture is about violence motherfucker. ⚇
⚇ idk if id say only acceptable. ⚇ BUT IT IS MOTHERFUCKING GOOD. ⚇
⚇ we back again with some more scripture. ⚇ angels 8:8 ⚇ ‘I suffer pain, and want become need…I am allowed no motherfucking means to make resistance. I wait for death, brothers. Pour one out for remembrance of my soul’.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ motherfucker like i ain't ALREADY ON BATTLESHIP DARK CARNIVAL ⚇
⚇ lowblood merchants cannot be fucking trusted. ⚇ WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHIPMENT OF TERROSTERONE. ⚇ I AIN'T TRYNA MISS A DOSE. ⚇
⚇ THIS MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS MOODS ⚇ I NEED TO SET MY SHIT TO DOWNRIGHT FUCKING WRATHFUL. ⚇
⚇ #scripture ⚇ Conviction 4:55 ⚇ "For the great punchline is yet to come, faithful, and even this shit you can yet bear." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ highblood privilege, gutterblood. ⚇
bl00d everywhere 0hhhh n0 11 th11nk 0ne 0f my teeth fell 0ut 11m h11d11ng 11n a cab11net r11ght n0w shes g0nna k11ll me l11terally what am 11 supp0sed t0 d0 11m n0t a f11ghter!!!!
⚇ i can bear this i can bear this i can bear this i can bear this ⚇
11f 11 d0nt p0st aga11n that means 11m dead w11sh me luck
th11s huge purple g11rl t0tally has a p11tchcrush 0n me and 11 just d0nt kn0w h0w t0 tell her 11 d0nt feel the same way.. my hate f0r h11ghbl00ds 11snt the r0mant11c k11nd and 11 th11nk shes m11sunderstand11ng my s11gnals
xx I WISH I HAD A JOB SO I CLD B CHITTRING AT WORK XD xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
⚇ THE SILLINESS IS PART OF THE MOTHERFUCKING CHARM.⚇ FUCK OFF MY POSTS. ⚇
⚇ my jester's cap is for RELIGIOUS REASONS!!! ⚇
⚇ you tryna get culled you GUTTERBLOODED SNIPE?! ⚇

> what SCARES you Xe most <
you blockEd mE??? thE onE man who has nEvEr donE anything wrong EvEr??????

it seems rankmaid-sensei has been in quite the pitch mood…! looking back at my chits i seemed to black out (literally) and produced more than i remember 0_0” (tags: kismesissitude, pitchfic, pitchfics, blackrom, archive rating: M)

G°o.o°d advice f.o°r if they were real which they're n.o°t but I will keep this in pan it has w.o°rked in the past even if n.o°t always
⚇ favourite faygo flavor? ⚇ mine's rock n rye. ⚇ though cotton candy comes at a close second. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
Y'know, sometimes, there is no sage advice. Sometimes you just wanna kiss cute girls #cryogenicthoughts
okay so apparently the crowd is a big fan of me maybe ill be the next upstart posting sensation heres another banger for you (taps mic) chittr? i hardly know her (pretentious laugh)
































































