♦ pitied by @disturbedAperture
¡ don7 know how 7o $w¡m
>--D=Are=you=sure=I=would=be=of=use=in=such=a=relatively=fragile=environment=haha=:?//<
W4LL BE. P4ECE CAKE. >;)
>--D=Well=I=should=always=take=care=to=be=available=to=them=and=be=as=helpful=as=possible=though=truth=be=told=more=often=than=not=they=think=I=am=annoying=haha=:P//<
>--D=I=have=officially=acquired=a=most=repugnant=and=vile=Kismesis=whose=every=breath=sets=my=pusher=into=frantic=spasms=though=you=should=avoid=telling=her=that=and=also=been=talking=with=a=suprising=amount=of=highbloods=haha=:)//<
BEAR CAN K4DNAP. EASY. ATLEAST 3 OR 4 OF YOU. PUNY AS FUCK. LOTS GRABB4NG SURFACE ON BEAR. ADD TO BEARS. TROPHY HOARD. N4CE.
uuusuuuaaally iii wooouuuld laaay ooon theee caaarpeeet wiiith my luuusuuus... buuut laaayiiing ooon theee cooouuuch iiis gooooood toooooo... aaa chaaaiiir caaan aaalsooo beee gooooood iiif iii haaaveee aaa fluuuffy blaaankeeet... wiiith meee... thooouuugh iii dooo nooot thiiink iiit iiis thaaat gooooood fooor my pooostuuureee poooleee... tooo sleeeeeep theeereee fooor 6 hooouuurs...
iii dooo nooot thiiink... iii eeeveeer stooop looouuungiiing... haaahaaa...
what about a dead motherfucker. :o)
Bold t[][]is evening, I see.
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Hi again "helm trolls are just tablet grubs" lady nice to see you on this post. █ Talk about double standards.
a little reductive don'T you think?
lol perhaps some leaves and sticks when I am in the woods. sometimes I use it to hold things for me temporarily.
Yeah. but it2 2ick a2 φuck 2o who care2. Plu2, additional battering φorce φor the price oφ nothin' 2hit'2 wicked.
I have knitted "horn warmers" that I slip on over mine. I have a variety in different colors, designs, and some that connect together to fill the space between my horns with a webbing pattern.
Nail2.
♦️█ ░ isnt it o8vious ?? the puppy is out for a walk. so im tightening my grip on the leash. and deciding which direction we head. ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️♠️♠️█ ░ whats wrong ?? ପ(∗´꩜ ࡇ ꩜´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♠️♠️ 💢💢💢♠️♠️♠️█ ░ YOU ACT LIKE. YOU. YOU ACT LIKE. YOU LOOK LIKE YOUVE NEVER SEEN A GHOST 8EFORE !! !! !! ପ(∗´ര 益 ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♠️♠️💢💢💢
↻ ∞f c∞urse. I supp∞se that w∞uld be c∞rrect. I cann∞t see it s∞ I'm sure it's as l∞vely as y∞u described. ↺
↻ Maybe b∞th. ↺
⚇ :8/ ⚇
⚇ ...Maybe I should go back to the cafeteria for some of that wicked lookin' chocolate baking slab I saw... ⚇
TAKE·THAT·SOAKED·SHIT·OFF·AND·SMACK·IT·ON·THE·VALL·LIKE·A·MILK·VEBKIN #suggestive
my dry crotch allies are dwindling this is so sad
you show your sadistic streaks bit by bit equally as fascinating . . . >///>
as i am better t+an my ancestors and i +ave learned i will only cull t+e bourgeoise
i am trying to figure out if we agree on t+e met+od as would any normal person discussing t+e subject wit+ you i am not a trollstalinist or a zedongist i +ave no interest in owners+ip or dictators+ip im an anarc+o c+rommunist and it wasnt t+at +ard of a question to answer
i am literally asking you +ow you intend to organize
did t+is +allowed bitc+ of t+e utmost debauc+ery just call me a fake c+rommunist because im not mentally ill
i... for simplicity's sake, let's say that i played. if that slightly inaccUrate statement isn't satisfactory, i'm also friends with a large groUp of former players, and have been stUdying its intricacies since i was yoUng. let me know if yoU have any particUlar qUestions once yoU get into it!
oh! i'm a cherUb, darling. a spacefaring species! if yoU've heard myths or tall tales regarding enormoUs green serpents, that's Us! ...thoUgh, we only assUme that form while mating. most of the time we're bipedal, and mUch more reasonably sized. :U
nepeta, i'm afraid if the game has been pUblished, it's already too late. the meteors are already qUeUed. the loops have already been drawn. ms graves, yoU may hold oUt if yoU wish, bUt if reports of Unexplained meteors begin to circUlate, then the game is yoUr best bet at sUrvival.
:33< yeah im pawsitive it wasnt a fefur dream! :33< it sounds like one but im telling mew mewre lusus and meowst of mewre furiends/loved ones will die and the ones that dont get taken out by the meteor swarm will die when purrlaying the game or as a result of the bullshit aftpurr the game!
:33< GIRL NO MEW DONT WANT THAT ONE!!! :33< THATS A REAL BAD ONE IT DOES BAD THINGS!
:33< whats the game?
>///> surely if i haven’t gotten caught or culled yet it couldn’t hurt though ig i’ll be more careful for now
i’ll continue to be reckless but won’t drag you into it though i’m glad it got some ideas floating around for you
saw the app on a friend hooman phone after we had fun calling glorps things is also rude not a just post #suggestive
the web stretches so far that it was inevitable
#mental-health complaining i keep switching between the mood to ragebait and the mood to just wallow in self pity ugh
hhhnoone apparently i got #baited whoops.
(°. y𖦹u can't have #fightnight with𖦹ut #pailnight --> #nsfw .°)
↘️the reviews of my physically capable and more culinarily entrenched superiors are in.↘️ ↗️AND THEY ARE↗️ ↘️somehow↘️ ↗️ALL POSITIVE.↗️ ↘️i am not even going to lie, i literally do not know how this happened.↘️ ↗️TYPICALLY, MICROWAVING MY OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT SO THAT IT IS A LITTLE BIT TENDER WHEN I LATHE THE ROUNDED END INTO A PREPARED SLUDGEPUDDLE OF YOGHURT ELICITS NEGATIVE REACTIONS FROM MY FELLOW OFFICE STAFF.↗️ ↘️their expletives thrown in tandem with their whips.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NO ACCOUNTING FOR GOOD TASTE.↗️ ↘️i am just pleased to be of likeminded individuals on #angelsnutritionblock.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2bbf6126c2b0.png ↗️
I do feel for some trolls on here. Their tempers will be the death of them. - Ephesians 1:17
⚇ who this 'bout? :8) ⚇
impressive, i know. there'S a little gaming and cuperotting sprinkled in there too
✐ᝰ I was just participating!!!!!! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I'm EMPLOYED but I want to be at home!!!!! I would be CHILLING!! Sleeping!!!! ᝰᝰ
posting on chittr? duh
Having a passive income and vibing lol.
>--D=That=you=are=a=striking=woman=who=would=be=a=dazzling=find=in=a=caliginous=or=flushed=context=haha=:P//<
⚇ awh cmon sister ⚇ you know we aint THAT bad... ⚇
⚇ Hot Shit, Flush Letters 18:14 ⚇ "Push me down, lover. Lay me back and get your pretty hands 'round my throat nice and tight while a sister bounces on it crazy-style. I wanna see your sexy-ass, sweaty-ass face eclipse the twinkling moons while we rut like beasts." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture #NSFW ⚇
I have t⚙ figure ⚙ut what she wants. I wish w⚙men were as easy t⚙ understand as cybernetics.
Lack of fear is t[][]e you-killer, but I digress. Don't tell me to mind my business w[][]en it's my quadrant-given obligation to c[][]eer for [][]is downfall. ]:>
Eating popcorn w[][]ile watc[][]ing my pitc[][]uations[][]ip dig [][]is own grave. [][]e's [][]aving religious debate wit[][] T[][]E Empress. [][]e'll be lucky if t[][]ere's anyt[][]ing left of [][]im by t[][]e end of t[][]e cycle. #directposting
cash or card wait what do you even do
....hmmmmmmmmm Nah. If I use a studio its gonna be for music making, don't wanna fuck your photography up.
>> ¡ am not ડure how to reડpond to that conડ¡der¡ng ¡t'ડ my pfp !! Hahaha but fa¡r enough whwjw
Simulating hunting behaviors.
Yes an #ally <3
Well, he was tearing holes in the socks not really stealing them. And ferrets love to COLLECT!!!!! things!!!! It's fun for them!
As long as he's still useful. - MC Oleana
↗️THESE PUZZLES ARE LITERALLY TOO EASY.↗️ ↘️#sudoku.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/285609e37e47.png ↗️
>>>(Overloads) squatter psionics >>>(Meditative) state of remedial mental white noise >>>((I)) digress
>>>(Positive)!..
woke up hungover to a shitty text from troll hot topics’s upper management the bender calls my name chittr . . . lmfao #substance
↗️I HAVE COME TO AN UNDERSTANDING REGARDING MY PRIOR INSTANCES IN SOCIAL INTERACTIONS.↗️ ↘️many of you have witnessed a disparaging post leveled against me, accusing me of possessing undesirable biology or otherwise upsetting physical denotations.↘️ ↗️WHILE I WILL FULLY CONFESS TO MY INSTANCES OF WEAKER PHYSIOLOGY, I AM GOING TO CLEAR THE AIARAY NAME WITH THE REMARK THAT IT IS LITTLE MORE THAN A TRIFLING INFLATION OF A MISTRUTH.↗️ ↘️i am literally perfectly normal.↘️ ↗️AND I WILL NOT HAVE THESE WEAK, MEAGER ATTEMPTS AT WORMING UNDER MY EXOSKIN CONTINUE TO DISTURB ME.↗️ ↘️i have identified the core of these accusations as little more than misplaced quadbaiting at the behest of a casteplayer, seeking to insert me into their routines of debauchery.↘️ ↗️IT WOULD↗️ ↘️please↘️ ↗️THEM GREATLY TO WITNESS ME FALTER.↗️ ↘️but i will not bow to their whim any longer.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT STAY DOWN UNDER THE OPPRESSIVE STEP OF THEIR BOOTHEEL, FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF THEIR SOLELY PERVERTED WHIMS.↗️ ↘️i am going to continue serving my superiors.↘️ ↗️I WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE IN SERVICE OF THE OFFICE.↗️ ↘️of her markets.↘️ ↗️OF STOCKS AND BONDS AND HEDGE FUNDS AND MY GLORIOUS↗️ ↘️diverse↘️ ↗️PORTFOLIO.↗️ ↘️let this be a lesson in faith and also intuition.↘️ ↗️WE ARE LITERALLY GOING TO BE OKAY.↗️
,,,wrong,,,and mi$guided,,,
Ab⚙ve bullets, ab⚙ve blades, care f⚙r y⚙ur s⚙ul ab⚙ve all. Gathalm⚙rians 45:7
>--D=Perhaps=it=is=related=to=the=corruption=of=trollbama=that=happened=yesterday=:?//<
D-->-- Listening to -- https://open.spotify.com/track/55mJleti2WfWEFNFcBduhc?si=-UkfUGqHSi6cBkBkEPgGTg
⚇ hey sister. ⚇ be nice to a motherfucker's diamond, won't you? ⚇
A digital diary on a public forum? Why on Alternia would anybody do that?
My colleagues are pressuring me to attempt socialization where my expressions won't be so "off putting", and created this account for me. A waste of time that I will not hear the end of if I don't at least look like I've made an effort. What does one even post here?
>--D=Are=there=any=apples=in=there=humans=have=a=saying=about=having=them=in=your=eye=stalks=if=you're=in=love=:P//<
↗️I WAS WAITING FOR THE LEGUME GALLERY TO APPEAR. WOW, I NOW HAVE ALL THREE OF MY MOST PROMIENNT DETRACTORS IN ONE COMMENT SECTION, AS SO I MAY INDIVIDUALLY REVIEW YOUR PROMINENT AMOUNTS OF FAILURE.↗️
>>| .another fight night? .i thought .it was .one-time .only.
↗️OH SO YOU ARE UNEMPLOYED IS WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.↗️
|--[ i cAn write A prescriptiOn fOr sOme...medicAlly-legAl items. But it will cOme with A literAl price. ]-->
⚇ :8( ⚇
X Ayyyyyy I’m not a clown x
⚇ come get it then, hoe ⚇
⚇ you're so lucky we's buried fuck deep in a thread ⚇ and ain't no one else reading this. ⚇ i'd take your fuckin' spine out. ⚇
⚇ YOU SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP. ⚇ i dont know what you's talkin' bout. ⚇
⚇ whaaaatever girlie. ⚇ you know i'm smart. ⚇
This the kinda shit trOll in red writes her sOngs abOut Or whatever
WOuld it be as gOOd a shOw if I did the face cavin? I’m pretty gOOd at that if I dO saw sO myself
O7 anything tO put On a gOOd shOw fOr a wicked sister’s lens n shit
^^ The funny part is, I'm fairly certain she adapted that into being her quirk. ^^ ^^ One hell of a way to go about it. ^^
⚇ shiiiit ⚇ landed myself a moirail. ⚇ i'm the luckiest motherfucker alive. ⚇
⚇ you tryna get holy ichor, girl? ⚇
Ɛ> nice. y𖦹u ph𖦹t𖦹graph dead stuff right? l𖦹𖦹king 4ward 2 it.
↗️DID I STRIKE A NERVE WITH THIS POST, OR ARE YOU BORED OF PROPERLY QUADBAITING WHEN YOU FRUITLESSLY ADMONISH ME.↗️
>--D=I=hope=you=got=the=proper=care=you=need=for=them=lady=Graves=nothing=hurts=more=than=a=bunch=of=irritated=but=small=scratches=unless=you=enjoy=the=pain=of=course=haha=:)//<
i giwve curwvy babes 4 "ooh la las", 16 "wva-vwa-vwa-vwooms" and one large "ooooooooh my!"
⚇ why the fuck would i wanna get into politics, wader. ⚇ waste of time for a waste of flesh like you. ⚇ it don't matter. ⚇ i just better not see you disrespect my kismesis again. ⚇
⚇ dont give a fuck what i can or cannot. ⚇ wont have you talkin' disrespect at my kismesis like that. ⚇
im literally normal
I can imagine...Maybe you could still use them for something! Collage, ꫂ❁erhaꫂ❁s? ❣︎
on the bright side theres plenty of other platforms to mourn :)
↘️my officehusk recognizes heinous chitts directed towards me and prints them automatically.↘️ ↗️STOP TRYING TO INVADE MY QUADRANTS.↗️
↗️I AM SO UNBOTHERED BY YOUR HATEFUL COMMENTS.↗️ ↘️when it is bring your lusus to worksquare day, i print your slanderous messages and have him devour them.↘️ ↗️HE DOES NOT EVEN SEEM PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN EATING THEM, LIKE HE DOES MY USUAL IMPORTANT REPORTS OR VARIOUS ANALYSIS WORKSHEETS ON ECONOMICAL TRENDS.↗️ ↘️he does it distainfully, as your words are worth literally less than the garbage he usually consumes unabashedly.↘️
Beam attacks are COOL! >:(
it iz 0dd having phyzica1 needz 0nce m0re. 0n that n0te. i am g0ing t0 z1eep. az thiz iz z0mething i need t0 d0 n0w.
<action; statement input; statement: she is sti|| a|ive i be|ieve input; statement: but i wi|| never see her again. />
<action; statement input; statement: i miss my |usus />
<p>A longing for one's lusus is a feeling I can relate to. My work often has me away from my hive for multiple nights in a row. If she is as protective as mine, I am certain she missed you as well.</p>
↗️YOU WOULD LOSE YOUR BET IMMEDIATELY.↗️ ↘️bye.↘️
↗️NOTICING THAT A LOT OF LESSER EMPLOYEES ARE ENTERING THE OFFICEBLOCK WITH LANYARDS, AND NOT THE VASTLY SUPERIOR AND FRANKLY MORE IMPRESSIVE↗️ ↘️retractable badge reel.↘️ ↗️I ONLY HOPE THAT IN THE FUTURE THEY ALLOW ME THE CHANCE TO GET THE OFFICE-NONOPTIONAL PRONGCHIP IMPLANT.↗️ ↘️so that i can enter in real style.↘️
is it cold
can i bring a pillow or something?
Th♡ mom♡nt b♡for♡ th♡ l♤st c♤rd ♢s r♡v♡♤l♡d, st♤r♢ng down th♡ l♤st oth♡r pl♤y♡r ♤t th♡ t♤bl♡ who h♤s b♡t ♡v♡ryth♢ng on th♢s f♢n♤l h♤nd. C'♡st p♤ss♢onn♤nt.
dipping my hand into the darkness and feeling nothing but cold bitterness.
× The Idea Of Being Punched ×
The Sound Of Drones Approaching My Location.
⚇ shut the fuck up ⚇
⚇ maybe. ⚇
we literally did that like. do it. we got practice girl.
~>ooh @ p@ssion of mine @s well. i wonder wh@t you h@ve in mind for your ch@r@cter....<~
⚇ WHATEVER YOU SAAAAAAAAAAAAY <3< ⚇
⚇ you tryna game, girlie? ⚇ a brother would be down if you'd be oh so kind as to invite him. ⚇ plus i can keep you safe from all the big bad highbloods ;8P ⚇
you seem to always get me to some degree a muse who looks back at the artist in full understanding
yes please.
~>It's @lmost @ppro@ching neinon! just @ reminder to @ll p@trons we h@ve h@ppy hour on root beer flo@ts @nd c@fé drinks until 3 :)<~
~>Guten morgen!!! Ze b@kery is once @g@in open @nd we @re h@ving @ s@le on sweet grub-lo@f @nd j@m-filled strudel!! ple@se @s @ reminder to pick up @fter yourselves once you @re done, @s @ cle@n buisness @llows me to keep serving you smiles :)<~
~>@WEEE!!! WHEN DID YOU T@KE ZIS! zis is so sweet<~
⚇ jus' playin', girlie. ⚇ pick me up a krueller? ⚇
✿ hey can u take a pic of dat purple croissant i wanna know wat flavor dat is
⚇ awww you'd do that for lil' ol' me? ⚇ careful. motherfuckers gon' think you like me. ⚇
~>does @nyone kneinw @ good cockt@il to get rid of grub st@ins out of @ white @pron? @sking for @ friend....<~
I'll have to give em a try. Guy seems nice and may deserve 5 stars instead of 5 spades
~>willow!!! stop it!! you'll m@ke me blush... :0<~
~>mein gogg! lots of followers zis morning, d@nke! ze more you c@n help spre@d ze word ze better! @nd perh@ps better upgr@des for ze b@kery? :0 more fresh h@tching-month bre@d is @lw@ys good! ja?<~
~>your se@t & c@kes @re reserved, mein sch@tz <3<~
↗️GOODBYE.↗️
↘️i am sure you wish you could.↘️ ↗️I REMAIN UNPERTURBED BY YOUR REPEATED ATTEMPTS TO PROCURE SOME KIND OF EMOTIONAL COMPLETION FROM ME, EVERY PAP AND PINCH OF MY TALKCAVERN SIDEPARTS REDIRECTED TO MORE PRODUCTIVE TASKS, SUCH AS DOING LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.↗️ ↘️this entire conversation has been made rapidly inappropriate to even glance at on my corporate huskdevice, so i will now be disengaging for the sake of every party involved.↘️
↗️GROSS. STOP PALEBAITING.↗️
↘️i am not reading all of that.↘️
↘️this is not a vague post because it is literally and clearly about me.↘️ ↗️IF I WANTED TO MAKE AN EQUIVALENT POST ABOUT YOU, I WOULD WRITE LIKE SO:↗️ ↘️ahem.↘️ ↗️THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR OF A POST I HAVE RECENTLY COMMENTATED ON IS AN UNEMPLOYED DROLL, BARELY SKIRTING BY ON THE IDLE TIME DEPLOYED UPON THEIR EXCEEDINGLY SHORT LIFESPAN, WHEN THEY SHOULD BE PRACTICING THE CRAFT OF THEIR CASTE, LIKE SWEEPING FLOORS OR ENGAGING IN GRUNT ACTS OF MANUAL LABOR.↗️ ↘️i literally don't even suck boots.↘️
￣\ we got a whole quadrant for it, chica /￣
;)
↘️i will not have my support column broken by the lower class. i will not submit.↘️ ↗️I REMAIN ON TOP.↗️
↘️everything i have known is slowly being turned on its nub.↘️ ↗️INFERIORS OF PHYSICAL, SOCIAL, AND MONETARY DEGREE ATTEMPT TO ASCEND THE CORPORATE LADDER, AS IF THEY HAVE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST ABILITY TO BECOME MY MORE PHYSICALLY CAPABLE SUPERIORS THEMSELVES.↗️ ↘️it is like a daymare i can't wake from.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT BE TAKEN BY THE BOTTOM.↗️
like mmy posts or imm really gonnnna do it this timme (mmope sadly outside your door)
have you tried pumpkin sweets?
⚇ you don't make me do anything, sister <3< ⚇
⚇ we postin' heights? ⚇ i'm only at first molt so i ain't full height yet. ⚇ but i think 8'4 is pretty respectable :8] ⚇
⚇ throwing the @ at me in public. ⚇ on a *rankmaid* post. ⚇ dirty <3< ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 26:6 ⚇ “We're all gonna get our ticket punched, little brother. Ain't no point borrowing grief from the future- just trade the jokes while you got 'em and make sure they're funny.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
the ♯store i ♯purchased them from i was doing a ♯reading for myself. ♯lo&behold
typical grasseater sentiment maybe groww some sharper teeth an you wwont havve to choww dowwn on all the ultraprocessed garbage
>([every1 is so mean 2 me #ttps://i.imgur.com/CUNtxPN.jpeg]
⚇ Sideshows 48:84 ⚇ "I reckon when all's said and done, I'll go out happy. Maybe I'll be cut down in battle, maybe I'll be old and leery, maybe I'll get donkeypunched too hard by a brother. But even if I dropped right here, right now? I'd head on up to the Messiahs and tell them I'm satisfied." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
i could take a highblood oh, in a fight? no. #nsfw
⚇ you better. ⚇
⚇ Suffering 64:53 ⚇ "Whatsa matter, lil' gutterblood? You thought you could get away? You were all kindsa proud to deny the messiahs behind the screenfeed! What? Scared to say it to my face now? YOU MOTHERFUCKING SCARED?" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
i’m getting a bit too loose with my secrets i’ll keep quiet on this one
⚇ zealotry is all i motherfuckin know, sister. ⚇
⚇ you's mine and you know it. ⚇
⚇ do as much of that creepy shit as you want ⚇ just don't go smooching ghosts or whatever ⚇
if only, i’d shut my eyes and rest forever in eternal bliss
woke up to a shitty work message this nights gonna be the death of me smh troll hot topic can you not let me rest
⚇ https://64.media.tumblr.com/9dc63e9871323d57a4dea7ddfd0ff5ed/2ca36cf160572344-0a/s500x750/f725a0c33071da659768dff7f3890dcdf5acebac.gif ⚇
your beautiful smile makes me tempted to accept the offer, as embarrassing as the implied shoots would be
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YES. I AM PROJECTING. I WANT YOU. I KNOW YOU WANT ME. WHY BEAT AROUND THE BUSH? :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU WANT ME SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK... NOTHING YOU JUST WANT ME SO BAD. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #NEWPFP https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5be44057d216.png
Good_for_a_coffin_and_or_casket._Not_so_much_good_for_the_living.
okay that’s my only april fools joke of the day saying those thing made my skin crawl
with them on here and a camera pointed directly at me, you really are a dangerously irresistible creature
the prank everyone is pulling on me is horny posting while i’m stuck at work fuck this job #nsfw -ish
Perhaps you may capture my likeness as well, so it may spread as pollen carries on the wind.
@dⓘsturbedAperture screw b໑th ໑f y໑u
h໑ly fuck ⓘ felt my bl໑໑dpusher alm໑st e><pl໑de f໑r a m໑ment
WHY D1D Y0U D0 7H47 8((
0MG Y0U K1LL3D 50M30N3????. D8
>--D=Wow=it=looks=so=realistic=but=nobody=dies=smiling=like=that=although=none=of=the=bodies=I=have=seen=have=had=a=view=of=a=pretty=lady=before=perishing=:O//<
>--D=I=cannot=wait=for=the=experience=:)//<
>--D=Fear=is=the=thinkpan=annihilater=and=I=am=quite=resistant=to=it=haha=:)//<
when i ask her ;tits or ass; and she saYs ;personalitY; bчt i have fantastic knockers and i;m mental ;/
oh fuck yea
I haven’t blood let this month, I could knock out two birds with one stone
yawn. i am awake.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NAH YOU GOOD I'M STARING TOO. NOT AT YOUR EYES, BUT I'M DEFFO STARING.
くそ、全部ぶっ壊してやる
⚇ HAPPY JAPESDAY MY MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKERS.⚇ IT IS A MOST GLORIOUS AND HOLY DAY BECAUSE GUESS WHO FUCKIN' PASSED HIS EXAM?! ⚇ I'M A MOTHERFUCKING CERTIFIED SCHOOLFEEDER OF SCRIPTURE NOW! ⚇ i still gotta sit in on classes sometime. ⚇ see the pros work before i can take class myself. ⚇ but i did it. ⚇ been working my whole life for this shit. ⚇ FUCK YES. ⚇ MESSIAHS BLESSED. ⚇ FUCK YES. #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TEMPTING.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I CAN'T TELL THE PICTURE'S REALLY DARK.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PERSUADE ME BETTER.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT AM I LOOKING AT RN.
THE ZESTUM WISHES THERE WAS A WAY TO HATE SOMETHING MORE THAN ONCE.
awe, but ur nawt camera shy r u? x) i saw ur totally kewl pics!!!
●-● i hav 2 lock in. lewkin at u w/mah big eyez rn.
is it tho?
⚇ naw you love it. ⚇ my HOINKS are hilarious. ⚇
⚇ you gross as hell, sister. ⚇
⚇ A MOTHERFUCKER COULDN'T HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE I TOOK THE EXAM? ⚇ would've been a hell of a motivator <3< ⚇
⚇ i get my exam results tomorrow. ⚇ will literally make or break my future career as a schoolfeeder on this ship. ⚇ no big thing or anything. ⚇ definitely not SHITTING MY MOTHERFUCKIN' PANTS ABOUT IT. ⚇
0k well sucks ab0ut that 0ther guy. what celebrity d0 we think is dying at #eridanweek t0m0rr0w? my m0ney is 0n tr0ll bbn0$.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nsfw I rly. rlyl want to kiss a girl right now im ngl. ]
i'm revising my previ0us chitt. in h0n0r 0f #eridanweek, @cuttlefishCabbalist has picked 0ut new matching 0utfits f0r us. https://i.pinimg.c0m/736x/e7/dc/74/e7dc742ba38db37f19709498272f05b1.jpg https://i.pinimg.c0m/736x/31/4b/cf/314bcf2cf01815134d74372183dff4c3.jpg
i slipped on something going down the very long stAirs out of my hive And tumbled down. i lAnded on my horns. they Are stuck in the ground. i think i Am going to be stuck here until my lusus comes bAck from hunting. AmA
in h0n0r 0f #eridanweek i'll be wearing my sec0nd cleanest shirt. https://i.pinimg.c0m/736x/3b/2f/80/3b2f800bbf4ea728905dbfbc4226e787.jpg
obedient? DO YOU HAVE A PET HUMAN? you're so cool. :oO
you touched a human? ARE THEY NICE? how warm is it?
D --> Yes
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. :oO
saw #ads gettin rolled oчt so Yoч;re welcome everYone ;) https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/4382f5ad1707:png
More like based
t+ere really is no difference w+en everyone can scissor except rumblesp+eres but t+ose are ac+ievable t+roug+ +ormones or surgery #nsfw
first rule of troll life: never be too soft
just because i'm n𖦹t trying t𖦹 actively 𖦹pp𖦹se the hem𖦹spectrum d𖦹esn't mean that i'm adv𖦹cating f𖦹r it
「 I believe this is a lost cause. ⥮
you dont wanna know
hell on earth lets move on
y0u kn0w what, i change my mind. i prefer the pity reacts 0ver pe0ple in my n0tificati0ns trying their best t0 piss me 0ff t0night.
D --> The important thing is to be open and communicate your feelings freely D --> They cannot know you if you do not tell them who you are inside
And if that persxn is the right fit fxr yxu... They'll embrace thxse skeletxns like they embrace yxu... I think sx at least!!! Althxugh... Yxu shxuld take my wxrd with a grain xf salt... I'm nxt exactly the mxst rxmantically busy... X)))
D --> I am fortunate to have this, but it is always something natural to crave, and I have craved it many times
ALL THREE 0F TH0SE W0RDS ARE TRUE! I AM IN FACT BR0KE, SH0RT, AND WELL I’M N0T A STRAY ANYM0RE BUT THAT’S THE P0WER 0F G00D C0MPANY! I H0PE Y0U FIND Y0UR PACK S00N! 🐺
THEY DID IN FACT FIND ME LYING 0N THE STREET! I WAS 0NLY HALF DEAD! 0K MAYBE M0RE LIKE 3/4THS BUT THEY WERE VERY GENER0US T0 N0T STEP 0N ME AND INSTEAD BR0UGHT ME BACK T0 CAEY0S HIVE AND WE JUST WENT FR0M THERE! 🐺
yaz!! x) lyrina is da bestest and smrtka we found on da streetz, LAWL jk. sorta.
careful it might even become fatal , , ,
yaz, my super epix awesum matesprits x) @hedonistGuillotine @symphoniousRapture
Everyday and everynight #nsfw
cant relate, , , good luck with your ailment, , ,
That's kind xf scary actually!!! Tx think abxut??? X))) I dxn't think I even knxw myself that much...
I do feel a little discomforted with being so 'othered' by trolls. I feel less like a person and more like bacteria in a petri dish when they start discussing the intricacies of our sexual organs and the pleasure they permit. You /know/ that I am watching. Right.? #nsfw #vague(?)
> I heard its illegal to kiss your moirail is that true guys please tell me as soon as you can im running out of time <
s0metimes i delude myself int0 thinking i have even the slightest chance with any 0f the bad bitches 0n my tl and then i remember what i l00k like.
~<3 <3 <3
😍😍😍
⚇ considering a piercing. ⚇ any suggestions as to where? ⚇
D --> Note to self D --> Dimensions of 52cm by 24cm leather pony mask insufficient, the adjustable straps were not as adjustable as advertised D --> Save to private Chitt drafts
Rest assured I pray for y'all. - Romans 1:7b
Ëxcëpt whën thëyrë thë rëasön Ivë gönë thröÜgh mÜltiplë hÜsktöp chargërs. Thats a pröblëm ^V^. ThöÜgh thëir adörablënëss makës Üp för it.
I think my favöritë grÜbs wöÜld havë tö bë thë göld önës, thëy löök sö cÜtë trying tö shöck önë anöthër.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DOLL YOURSELF UP AND PULL THROUGH MY HIVE INSTEAD.
D --> If you are presently off the clock and enjoying your stipulated free time, then I fail to see how it is my concern as to what sort of matters you choose to discuss D --> The rumors remain unsubstantiated, and are not of any concern to me
D --> Over the past few days I have overheard continued chatter amongst employees of E%emplary Industries regarding falsible information that calls into question the content of my character D --> Rumors pertaining to certain hoofbeast-themed leatherhouses D --> I would like to take this opportunity to remind all employees that in the spirit of "having time to lean therefore having time to clean", gossiping about whether or whether or not I am engaged in late%-related e%tracurriculars is not an appropriate use of company time
⚇ WE NEVER GO BACK TO EARLIER TOPICS.WHY IS IT PISS AGAIN #pissgate ⚇
X Spades slick takes five wholeass min to piss, that’s the whole reason pissgate exists x
t+at's w+at s+e said
WELL GOOD AFTERNOON, FRIENDS!! Today is Sunday, and for those who are unfortunate enough to not know, it's the holiest day of the week! Sunday is observed as a day of worship and rest, holding it as both the Lord's Day and the day of Christ's resurrection. Usually on Earth, folks would attend church every fine Sunday. However, given my current inability to do so, I've spent this morning studying my bible. Remember ; obstacles does not make something impossible. Just because I can't attend church like a human don't mean I can't worship God like a christian! Soon you'll all see the err of your ways and walk alongside me. - Psalm 119:160
⚇ yes maam <3< ⚇
I won the rematch. @constructivTextuary (i wanted to draw a close-up since i did with the last two, now i'll start on the next ones in line) https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/vc29932689a1.png
⚇ i ain't gonna get too lewd in public but damn you're tempting a brother rn like its all colors week. ⚇
⚇ now do the same for all your motherfuckin' images. ⚇ i got WANTS and NEEDS to see them shits ⚇
⚇ shiiit motherfucker...⚇ what i wouldn't give to be the one puttin' you six feet under all pretty like that. ⚇ most beautiful paint i ever did make art with. ⚇
⚇ pitch motherfucker mine *please* use imgchest so i can see whatever the fuck this is ⚇
>([no time for dat we #ad to make landfall u kno #ow it is]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I MEAN, MOSTLY YEAH. WHATCHA GOT IN MIND? MORE DETAILS THE BETTER. :o) #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA APPLY MY FACE PAINT WHILE THEY BOUNCE ON IT? #nsfw
(• - •) Oh? Really. That's... kind of sad, actually. :c ⚘
t+e +orseman stressed t+e importance of coalition building if a revolution is to succeed I need more allies #c+rommunism #+orseman #ironbloodrider
(• - •) There's a lot of people asking to be fixed. I hope all of you get well soon. I'm sorry you're suffering. ⚘
i +ave gained more respect for you
this site is full of losers who h♠Ve nothing better to do th♠n to BEG for ♠n inch of ♠ttention its so s♠d b♠be
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NO ATTEMPT, ONLY INTENT. YOU, ME, COLLAR, LEASH, DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S WEARING IT, FIFTY POUNDS OF LUBE. WE SHOULD BE DIFFERENT TROLLS BY THE END OF THE FIRST EIGHT HOURS. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HEY. SO. HI. SO HEY. SO WASSUP. SO HEY. SO. HOW'S IT GOING?
I KNOW THERE IS A GOD AND HE WILL FREE ME FROM THIS DAMN PRISON RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH https://media1.tenor.com/m/IDPFs69_OS4AAAAC/wolverine-xmen.gif
D --> Do not fret, I did not imply otherwise D --> I have no interest in playing games of control with you
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) What a BEAUTY. We should work together some time ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
D --> E%actly as I said D --> Hauntingly beautiful
blues fold so fucking easy , , ,
YOU CAN BE AS SELFISH AS YOU WANT IF YOU LOOK LIKE THAT
Hellx Chittr user disturbedAperture!!! Are yxu alright??? Is it a haunting??? I knxw thxse can be trxubling!!! I trust yxu knxw the prxcedure tx deal with such a case but if yxu were tx need assistance I wxuld nxt be xppxsed tx shxw!!! X)))
:o) #nsfw https://i.gyazo.com/fff9af1c96ae3173d5e244b06882291a.png
.... im being stared at.
...Alright, fine. Allow me to make myself clear. I couldn't care LESS about the feigned concern for my wellbeing in regard to my faith in the one true God. I couldn't care LESS about what I may be subjected to for that faith. And I certainly couldn't care LESS about none that... Clown tomfoolery! Whatever nightmares trollkind may subject me to are DREAMS compared to what awaits those said sinners in Hell. - Luke 12:2
D --> If you feel the desire to, then you should D --> Your passion alone will make a beauty more haunting than any ghost could be
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NO BUT IF YOU AREN'T YOU'LL LOSE.
⚇ so many of you lowblood motherfuckers way too comfortable being nasty asses to highbloods. ⚇ LIKE WE CAN'T CULL YOUR ASS WHENEVER WE FUCKIN' PLEASE. ⚇ you think you's safe just cuz you're behind a screen? ⚇ THINK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER. ⚇ i ain't even asking you to like a motherfucker. ⚇ i'm abrasive, devoted, purple. ⚇ i know thats some shit motherfuckers hate ⚇ but if you hatin' without provocation? ⚇ i think a motherfucker's just got anger in they heart and thats on you. ⚇
@goingDown Well, well! You certainly went "ham" in my notifications, so to speak. Something on your mind? - Luke 18:13
it's pretty awes0me that i still racked up a few d0zen kulls and kults while i was g0ne. #alpha
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o)
d0n't l00k at me. #relapse #chittingaddicti0nisreal
How delightful I find it when some of you come around to embracing His light through my guidance. Refreshing, really, to find some sensibility! Not to worry, though, you'll all come around. Some just sooner than others! - Proverbs 14:12
t+at requires wanting to and we bot+ know t+ey don't it took a matesprit nearly being torn apart for +er to consider it
if it isn't w+acked out on some self-rig+teous belief in a fictional c+aracter and protects lowbloods rat+er t+an culling t+em must not be a quackbeast
somebody get t+is bitc+ off me ♠️ +ttps://i.imgur.com/tRM37Mg.png
yawn. sleepy.
aliens being ign𖦹rant ab𖦹ut tr𖦹ll repr𖦹ducti𖦹n is the funniest shit ever
ooh, bringin foreplaY into this? i like it ;) dm me
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M INVULNERABLE TO MY VULNERABILITIES.
well yeah when you deprive me of social interaction for 20 something years im gonna be a whore for it, so yeah. pity me idc.
oh. OH HO HO. NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE >:)
needy. i like that. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/673577344601948172/1487261120594055300/image.png?ex=69c87f5b&is=69c72ddb&hm=cd047b2b09ff7affae14cab0066c7966f5b4f96be4891956421b4e55d8a3782e&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=886&height=934 #nsfw
you're quite lucky i got my camera working, but it's only in black and white for some fucking reason. im not an engineer i cant fix this shit, but here go nuts. Best part about being immortal is that I get this rocking young bod for the rest of my life. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/673577344601948172/1487259476107985036/image.png?ex=69c87dd3&is=69c72c53&hm=7a9501c161e5df54ce4fa886f47a34997a11736e16c4314972441dae42ca13f2&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=473&height=374 (Imagine some slashing scars and a cluster of cigarette burn scars around the midriff area) #nsfw #scars
I WANT TO TAKE MORE. :o)
t+at implies i was ever trying to lure flies w+en +as working wit+in t+e system gotten us anyw+ere
you could attract even more wit+ manure
i don't wanna ride a wave BUT I MADE A WAVE cultivate a cult look at me 'cause I'm a FREAK black and white mane with a face full of makeup PRETTIER THAN YOUR GIRL nails sharp like a RAZOR. #lyric
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTED LINES OF PURE MDMA, GROUND UP MANDRAKE ROOT LACED WITH ERESHKIGAL'S ICHOR AND CRUSHED OPIUM POPPY STRAIGHT FROM THE HANGING GARDEN. BOOFED THAT SHIT RAW UNTIL THE STARS IN ENUMA EILISH STARTED REWRITING THEMSELVES IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION AND I HALLUINATED TIAMAT HERSELF GIVING ME THE SLOPPIEST TOP FROM THE ABYSS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THINKING ABOUT RAISING CANES GOT ME CHUFFED AGAIN.
~you’re so beautiful for a lovvblood
DAMN its motherfuckin cold today. or is it just me?
No you dont understand I have a clown I need to get rid of
why does surgery gotta be evil why can't it be nice
TIRED AS A MOTHERFUCKER. just woke up but might sleep more.
thats amaziNg i KNow thaNKs. dRawiNg is just oNe of my maNy taГeNts i guess
that poRtRait came up pRetty deceNt which is a shame Because i just wasted my taГeNt oN a femaГe. hope you woNt thiNK of youRseГf aNy moRe BetteR afteR seeiNg this https://sQuidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.BacKBГazeB2.com/2026/03/27/poRtRait3.pNg
seNd me youR faces foR a fRee poRtRait. im feeГiNg geNeRous
*SHRIEKS but in a cool hip and manly way!*
⚇ got the urge to do some painting. ⚇ any gutterbloods wanna volunteer their blood? :8] ⚇
⚇ multiple motherfuckers go through all my posts and put the hate on them. ⚇ just say you're obsessed with me lmao. ⚇ you'd suck my bulge but like you can't? ⚇ that's where your moirail be. ⚇ #nsfw ⚇
⚇ come over ;8] ⚇
evveryone does evventually just a matter a time if the ghosts aint getcha somethin else wwill
oh so youre basically feedin stray cats your fuckin funeral i guess aint no one said i got unresolvved anythin so you might as wwell come offa that before you risk soundin stupid
least im not the fucker wwith goddamn ghosts floatin outside my hivve or wwhatevver the fuck that thing is sposed to be wwhat kinda demon did you royally piss off to get that kinda shit to happen dont answwer actually i dont care
FATAL FRAME? SO BASED
:+> [Is it bad I kinda miss my kismesis even tho he was literally JUST over. Like yea he's annoying as hell but he's kinda fun to hang around with I guess. If you just ignore his bullshit and literally everything else about him.] :+> [I swear they better not fucking see this or I'm gonna voluntarily take a swim in the black depths and never be seen again I do NOT need that embarrassment in my life rn.]
They say the soul is "eternal" 8ut my favorite pair of socks only lasted three weeks. Does that mean my socks have no soul? Or just very p∞r construction?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ;o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE ONLY ADVICE I LIVE BY IS STACK PAPER, DROP PERCS, CRACK PALGS. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IS THIS A REQUEST?
is anybody mad at me tonight wwrite in
~gorgeous :}
Yea♡ t♡at'♤ exa♧tly w♡at I ◇i◇ are you ♤tupi◇
⚇ morning has come and its time for this clown to hit the 'coop. ⚇ play nice. ⚇ don't die. ⚇ don't start arguing over some stupid shit again. ⚇ i love you all. ⚇ yes even you random gutterblood who keeps hate reacting to my posts. ⚇
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ZOOTED OFF THE BOOFIEST PURPLE CRYSTAL EVER TO HIT A METH LAB AND GETTING PITCHBAITED BY FINE MUSTARDBLOODIED SHAWTIES GOT ME QUESTIONING MY WHOLE EXISTANCE. #substance
X Hey so if I tell you to read something don’t do it, thanks. #notoydontneedanycontextjustlisten x
~violet privilege isn’t reall. some of you lovvbloods have no idea hovv hard all the pressure is on some of us :{
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Need to stop gettin' attracted to dangerous people. ]
tell me about it $mdh #itbelikethat
DUE TO A BUG MY #NSFW ART HAS BEEN UNPINNED. I AM SORRY IF ANYONE WAS UPSET BY IT.
cuz she said she wuz collectin clownz, so i thought she wuz gonna throw us a party x(
can u ask her when da party is
⚇ since why i need your motherfuckin permission? ⚇
</3: #nsfw Shawty Let Me Hit Because My Boots Were Built For Stepping On More Than The Ground ;)
⚇ i had to go take care of some shit for a coupla hours. ⚇ did shit fuckin explode or what??? ⚇
PHEW. good to know.
¥ou all ar€ so luck¥, ¥ou can not handl€ m¥ #flatposting
NEXT.
THAT DEPENDS ON IF YOU ARE MIRTHFUL OR NOT
IM LOOKING.
YOU RANG? SORRY I'M LATE I WAS TOO BUSY PUTTING A BRAT IN HER PLACE.
okay!!! yayy!!!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES ALL A BIG DAWG ALPHA NEEDS TO FEEL RIGHT AS RAIN IS A LITTLE BIT OF ZA, AND A BIG RUMPHESPHERE RUSTBLOOD GOTH TO APPLY HIS FACEPAINT. THAT SHIT'S TUFF! #nsfw #subjug
HAVENT TRULY COLLECTED ME, YET.
hmm? ArE wE dOIng sOmEthIng?
r u collecting us! wat 4? x) r u gonna throw a party?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :○?
THIS IS ME. POKING YOU.
nuh uh.
I WOULD, ACTUALLY.
MOTHERFUCKER, I AM PERSISTENCE.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WYM?
TRYING TO PUT ON MY MOVES BUT THE LESSER BLOODED HOTTIES ARE TOO INTIMIDATED BY MY MIRTHFULNESS.
nuh uh.
♡a◇ anot♡er mortal approa♧♡ wanting politi♧al power. Ngl I ju♤t kille◇ ♡im. No ♧lever tri♧k t♡i♤ time.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEVER AM, NEVER HAVE BEEN, NEVER WILL BE. I'M DIFFERENT.
I can bleed! And I'm already from Ghazterria!
Picturex of me! Anissy!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK NO, I'M SO FUCKING FULL OF LIFE THAT I GOT IT COMING OUT OF ALL NINE OF MY HOLES!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU NEED A MODEL?
THE ZESTUM THOUGH IT WAS UNDER ORDERS OF THE HEIRESS
YES
THE ZESTUM IS UNSURE WHY YOU ARE STATING A KNOWN FACT
STAY STRONG, MOTHERFUCKER. I BELIEVE IN YOU.
*yawvns exposing my midriff in front of you.* oh, hey. didn't see ya there. howv's it going, chief?
aw yes breakfast is served https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0170.jpeg
⚇ @pitilessDispatch you say clowns dni on your bio but you can't resist hating my chits lmaolmao ⚇ if you don't want us interacting just block and move on lowblood filth ⚇
⚇ dawg if its got flow and a beat i'm there ⚇
⚇ any new bands anyone wanna recommend? ⚇ so long as it ain't gutterblood rebellioncore shit ⚇
⚇ i'm doing the schoolfeeding necessary to become a schoolfeeder rn ⚇ (of scripture on Battleship Dark Carnival) ⚇ its gonna be one of my first steps towards becoming Grand Highblood in future. ⚇ a long, long time in the future though, of course. ⚇ we have much left to learn from biggest brother, our King of Colors. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ need me a kismesis fr ⚇
⚇ once again asking for Mirthful Faithful to have their own badges. ⚇ its the least we deserve ⚇ maybe like a clown face or somethin :8] ⚇
⚇ you have no idea how tryhard you be soundin' right now. ⚇
⚇ i stand by calling you a wriggler. ⚇ actual fucking child mentality. ⚇ motherfucker i know you'd shit your pants if you got fed vegetables ⚇
⚇ like this isn't a public fucking website ⚇ immature ass wriggler ⚇ can't even handle other motherfuckers talkin to em ⚇
⚇ folks on here who ain't clowns might not know that 'subjuggulator' only describes one kind of motherfucker in a clown unit. ⚇ subjuggulators are frontline barbarians and tanks, no worry for stealth or taking hits. ⚇ they're there to take damage for their less bulky kin. ⚇ if you want stealth you turn to the laughsassin. ⚇ infiltrators who ain't gonna take too many hits but can execute a quick and clean kill. ⚇ then there's the contorturenists, armored field interrogation experts with armor and a thousand torture tools to make you talk. ⚇ gymnabsolutionists are what I am- a form of field chaplain, praying for fallen faithful to make sure the messiahs take note of their sick-ass sacrifice. ⚇ then there's the strong manglers, who just completely tear shit up. ⚇ massive and overpowering, they'll destroy a battlefield quicker than you can blink. ⚇ there's others too but this post is already way too long. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ rechits....finally ⚇
⚇ this sweep's ascension day is coming up. ⚇ gonna have a whole lot more family to greet. ⚇ so a word of advice for motherfucker's who are still planetside on the homeworld. ⚇ don't you worry none about growing up. ⚇ you'll find your place in the Empire. ⚇ just like every other motherfucker ⚇
⚇ @draconianDignitary cigar recommendations? ⚇
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP ⚇
⚇ mods can i get a mirthful faithful badge? some kinda clown smile or something ⚇
⚇ our faith is the twin glories ⚇ mirth and rage ⚇ you just cant have one without the other. ⚇ so imma get my claws into whoever and whatever i please. ⚇
⚇ not all of scripture is about violence motherfucker. ⚇
⚇ AMEN ⚇
⚇ you're motherfucking WELCOME. ⚇
⚇ respectable choices. ⚇
⚇ idk if id say only acceptable. ⚇ BUT IT IS MOTHERFUCKING GOOD. ⚇
⚇ we back again with some more scripture. ⚇ angels 8:8 ⚇ ‘I suffer pain, and want become need…I am allowed no motherfucking means to make resistance. I wait for death, brothers. Pour one out for remembrance of my soul’.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ ffffuck. fine. ⚇
⚇ motherfucker like i ain't ALREADY ON BATTLESHIP DARK CARNIVAL ⚇
⚇ lowblood merchants cannot be fucking trusted. ⚇ WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHIPMENT OF TERROSTERONE. ⚇ I AIN'T TRYNA MISS A DOSE. ⚇
⚇ THIS MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS MOODS ⚇ I NEED TO SET MY SHIT TO DOWNRIGHT FUCKING WRATHFUL. ⚇
⚇ #scripture ⚇ Conviction 4:55 ⚇ "For the great punchline is yet to come, faithful, and even this shit you can yet bear." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ highblood privilege, gutterblood. ⚇
⚇ cyanide. ⚇
bl00d everywhere 0hhhh n0 11 th11nk 0ne 0f my teeth fell 0ut 11m h11d11ng 11n a cab11net r11ght n0w shes g0nna k11ll me l11terally what am 11 supp0sed t0 d0 11m n0t a f11ghter!!!!
⚇ i can bear this i can bear this i can bear this i can bear this ⚇
you tha best rustie
11f 11 d0nt p0st aga11n that means 11m dead w11sh me luck
how do i get that creepy mothafucka off my screen
th11s huge purple g11rl t0tally has a p11tchcrush 0n me and 11 just d0nt kn0w h0w t0 tell her 11 d0nt feel the same way.. my hate f0r h11ghbl00ds 11snt the r0mant11c k11nd and 11 th11nk shes m11sunderstand11ng my s11gnals
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IMPOSSIBLE, NOT WHEN MY FIT THIS FRESH, MY GAINS THIS BODACIOUS, MY TITS THIS FAT, AND MY STACKS THIS ENDLESS. I'M LITERALLY HIM!! 💰💰💰🔥🔥🔥🔥
⚇ THE SILLINESS IS PART OF THE MOTHERFUCKING CHARM.⚇ FUCK OFF MY POSTS. ⚇
⚇ my jester's cap is for RELIGIOUS REASONS!!! ⚇
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I CARE SO MUCH ALL THE TIME. THE LOVE IN MY BLOOD PUMPER IS ENDLESS, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS WANTED FOR US. BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
⚇ you tryna get culled you GUTTERBLOODED SNIPE?! ⚇
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS TOP SHELF FENT DISRUPTING MY CIRCADIAN RHYTHM. YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT? ASK ME IF I GIVE A SHIT, CUZ I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY TIME I GAVE A SHIT, I'D BE BROKE, CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'M THAT GUY! 💯💯💯 #substance
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sp0iler alert: it's g0ing t0 l00k like shit. but i w0n't have t0 see it s0 wh0 cares.
> what SCARES you Xe most <
don't like don't like don't like!!!
well i guess i'm 0ff t0 find either hair clippers 0r a sturdy en0ugh pair 0f sciss0rs. wish me luck.
like this p0st if i sh0uld buzz 0ff all my hair s0 i d0n't have t0 think ab0ut h0w greasy it is right n0w.
it seems rankmaid-sensei has been in quite the pitch mood…! looking back at my chits i seemed to black out (literally) and produced more than i remember 0_0” (tags: kismesissitude, pitchfic, pitchfics, blackrom, archive rating: M)
G°o.o°d advice f.o°r if they were real which they're n.o°t but I will keep this in pan it has w.o°rked in the past even if n.o°t always
⚇ favourite faygo flavor? ⚇ mine's rock n rye. ⚇ though cotton candy comes at a close second. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
Y'know, sometimes, there is no sage advice. Sometimes you just wanna kiss cute girls #cryogenicthoughts
minus 2 eridans from me
okay so apparently the crowd is a big fan of me maybe ill be the next upstart posting sensation heres another banger for you (taps mic) chittr? i hardly know her (pretentious laugh)
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