♦ pitied by @tactfulTactriun
If you ever see me on tv, I'm in big trouble. 😭
steel is sharp and i was focused on not letting a child get sliced in half so now i'm sliced.. not in half but you get the picture
FUUUUCK.
what the fuck man.
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
He wants me dead.
This is Caelum. This is the demon you're supporting when you're encouraging me to embrace back day and a 15 minute 5mph run. He didn't even HEAT IT UP. He just ook it out of the fridge. Who needs that many carbs!?!?!??!?!? // https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3ac4018fb04c.png (credit, once again, renic on bluesky. a DELIGHT to work with) //
Some of you are so fucking awful when it comes to saying inappropriate stuff at horrible times and i cant really even be that mad about it because im a little more pissed off about my dead boyfriend. Who if i havent mentioned it yet. Is pretty darn dead.
wild that a bro i dont even know pited that like what the hell man
gd this chittr shit easy. Hi friends, I took a fucking Mega Nap.
i guess so. its really all i can manage as of late anyway. not like id be doing much else.
theyre sticking a holter monitor to my chest and im not allowed to shower until its off. fucking awesome. in other news dave forced me to play animal crossing with him and ive been too engrossed in that to do anything with my life. im a grown ass man.
also got told theres no cure for what im dealing with. which i already knew but it fucking sucks to hear a doctor say it i guess.
"Casper you can't say things like that! Hemofaking will get you KILLED." Baby, being a burgundy will get me killed. Shut up.
WH
I am so calm. perfect image of calm. The soothing words of your sons rapping and the other one beatboxing help tons.
you hear a loud ass thunk as my heavy ass forehead smacks into my desk im so fucking bored
still kinda insane theres versions of my bro on here and that like most of them are chill actually pretty cool i guess ok ok im gonna go actually get my daily tasks done ugh
fuuuuuuuuuuck i want to procrastinate so bad but i need to get shit done before its too late in the afternoon
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Do not train with Meenah or Meenah variant unless you have a medical team on-call. Thank you, @alarmingApothecary, for your assistance. I was truly unaware what I was walking into. I will also be out of the office for the rest of the day. Thank you. Photo taken by @corallineCataclysm, moments after training ended.
I’M FUCKING TRYING
You have got to get another hobby, Mr. President.
Head in my hands. It’s too early for this.
I have something inappropriate to say.
>> ¡ keep be¡n ડ1eepy And keep th¡nkng Hmm oh yeડ ¡ w¡11 take a nap But then? The nap never comeડ.
what does “D1LF” mean, and why do my comrades keep call1ng me that?
youre so mean to me.
Never denied it.
oh well..
fuck.
We had a nice talk and I got a few swings in and we both feel much better! He's still a bit annoying and he'll make me mad again eventually but we're all peachy as of now!
hello can you post it now and not later
i think bro is infecting me with his old fucking man joints cause my knee STILL HURTS
all i post about anymore is old men and being in poor physical condition. not much that goes on with my life besides be gay and disabled anymore. tragic.
dreading having to get up but a guys got shit to do or whatever. cane feels like it isnt helping much anymore these days.
mOtHeRfUcKiN YeArNiNg aT AlL HoUrS tHe uSuAl
im doing well other than karkat falling off the roof
I regret ever becoming pals with that horrible Strider fella!!! Do not listen to a word he says because he is an awful man and I should have trusted my gut when we first met!!! >:^(
i am a fucking winner. i win all the time. i cant stop winning. i cant. i also still cant stand up without passing out. good pots morning.
what the fuck am i reading on the timeline right now what the fuck bro
It’s #DroneSeason and I’m a little toasted. This poor motherfucker doesn’t even know what he’s walking into. #substance #NSFW
Yeah so we're at an understanding. It is what it am
Me after commenting on his post: Nah it's fine he probably didn't even see that. #ILoveCoping.
People love misinterpreting me all the time.
>> H¡ Bro :)) ¡ don't p1an on go¡ng anywhere any t¡me ડoon, and that Bot ¡ડ not a very good ¡m¡tat¡on of me
... Is He Serious Right Now? both of them, actually. ugh. Insufferable. #vagueposting
sometimes i wonder how a Being can be so... Much.
yeah.
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... Sorry for the long post. I know it's not the usual.
Fuck.
Disappointing Eryk feels like disappointing my own brother, and it's insane that it even works because I disappoint Caelum literally every time I open my mouth.
You even eat better than me when you're just fucking whatevering it, man. I need to get on your level.
IS THE ENTIRE ROGUES GALLERY FOLLOWING ME TODAY? THAT'S TWO OF THEM. WHO'S NEXT? THE CONDESCENSION? THE BLACK KING? LORD ENGLISH? DAVE'S BROTHER'S STUPID LITTLE NARRATIVELY SIGNIFICANT PUPPET?
uuughhhhhh.
rankmaid arisen i havent gotten up for a classic breakfast pic so i decided to go with a relatable chit for this evening instead who else is purposefully holding their pee as long as they can right now! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, omorashi arisen, archive rating: M)
Clearly I need to re-elect my Cabinet. What the hell.
I was thinking about Peanut rather recently as well. A shame they killed my wife.
https://med1a.tenor.com/JOMpYx0amPQAAAAC/just1n-b1eber-gun-to-head.g1f
😳😩 AUGH! 1've been h1t...! 😍🥰
Oh so just because I'm a serial killer I kill people?
DO IT AGAIN CLEARLY YOU DIDN'T SMOME CORRECTLY THE FIRST TIME —EMBER💥
groan
I know it's a bit early t' "'ornypost," but... wha' kind of "toys" would y'guys recommend f'r me...? 'm curious... #nsfw
too early try again in five hours
if i had not gotten sick with vertigo the burrito would have happened sooner probably but at least the beast has been released unto this world one way or another
Ain't got a c∫ue ♆hat that means but Ah appreciate the ans♆er.
god damn it's hot in here. sweating up a storm. i need to get a new ac unit.
I just popped my back and yeouch
the components didnot mix together as expected. this is an annoyingand unexpected setback.
I am beginning to believe some of you are doing it on purpose.
#NEVERMIND POST CANCELED.
okay i still dont know this chick but shes alright i guess shed have to be for any version of bro to put up with it
heart dis post if u can see my profile pic dimond it if u cant -from the office of ace dick detective agency
she's grieving, ask later.
Y'know guys, I started today on the wrong side of the bed. I'm gonna work on being Positive. :)
I overthink everything <3 God bless
i have yet t0 dizc0ver a way t0 z1eep right.
if i had a nickel for every person who's sic'd someone from the executive branch on me i'd have two nickels . which isnt a lot but WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP THREATENING ME WITH THE GOVERNMENT
Ego death for twinks... Hate to see it
Because y.o°u're a br.o°ken pers.o°n
Y.o°u're a br.o°ken pers.o°n
Stop liking that Chit. I think Chittr heard me call it Shittr and has ceased allowing me to post images. What a cruel fate.
Chittr is praying on my downfall.
<p>As do we all. Unfortunately, there are many who choose to ignore their responsibilities.</p>
I'M TRYING TO PAIL SOME STRIDER AND HE KEEPS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW EVERYONE WANTS TO PAIL HIM. SHOULD I JUST LEAVE. #NSFW
prolly, but its kinda fun like this too
Most Of Us Are Unaware Of The Rules Certain Human Games Have. Word Of Mouth Seems To Have Distorted It Quite A Bit.
respiratory virus
quit making me jealous I'm stuck in the house for another 3 days
... I believe the majority of people think this way. I'm slowly not becoming an exception.
call me thats it man just call me i need someone to bro down with
GOOD MORNING. MORE OF A GOOD AFTERNOON SOON, I KEEP FALLING BACK ASLEEP. LAZY DAY TODAY, NOTHING TO DO.
forgot yall arent nearly as amused as i am about the smaller fucked up things from my childhood. my bad
ah gomen i see my mistake now
THERE IS A QUIZ GOING AROUND ABOUT "ABO."
I think I would be more likely to accept my anger with my Bro if I didn't think being angry was cringe.
sources telling me sleeping all day is actually part of why im in such a bad mood which is obviously bullshit
I can really not tell a single thing in that image. But whatever I believe you.
Being romantically unfulfilled is super lame and such, but at least I have 2003 3D platformer Wario World for the Nintendo Gamecube. This is a fine substitute for meaningful affection, I think.
That looks like the alley at the back of my shop.
I'm sorry they happened to you(?)
Nah... How tf is it snowing?
oh so now you're wanting to revisit that shit?
I love when Jake sends me a photo and its just his big hairy tits on full display. ... Maybe I shouldn't admit that. #Suggestive.
Well I'm awake again. Everything means nothing and you are going to die one day.
gonna be sick the fuck #mentalhealth #trauma
Multi hour showers are not enough. I must live in the water. It’s the only way to fix me.
GOING BACK TO SLEEP FOR A BIT. GOODBYE CHITTR.
Broseph Stalin GET OUT OF HERE. ... This is directed toward my dead brother who I made a sprite in a moment of panic.
got too many damn rules fer myself to be a good man. good men don't got flashbacks t' the type of shit i do. #trauma
Ah. It seems like I opened Chittr.ing at the right time.
Egg Day. The day rabbits try appropriation. Assholes.
... Everyone is horny posting for some reason. #nsfw
i am filled with envy and rage
_@¡^_^'; sso who wass goiing to tell me that apparentlyy ccalliing myy friiend (who jusst happenss to be a flussh ccrussh) who iiss a boyy 'boyyfriiend' iiss alsso a term ussed byy humanss to mean ssomethiing equiivalent to a matesspriit???? To the troll iin myy hiivemate'ss repliiess- 1. No II'm not beiing forcced to do anyythiing, 2. II DIIDN’T KNOW IIT MEANT THAT!!!!!!! #iifbrosstriidersseessthiissjusstknowiimssorryythiissiissassiituatiionsshiipnowiiguessss¡@_
Chittr gpt is he pitch flirtihg oor am i ooverthinking this
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
You’re so boring, have some whimsy, man. Do something a little stupid. C‘mom.
... I lost track of time building my robot. severely exhausted.
This is an intro post or something, ig. I'm Dirk, just Dirk. Not really a fan of the last name. Arts cool, ig. I don't really care. That's all.
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
when your home lowkirkally gives stuck because of an undertale
when your home lowkirkally gives stuck because of an undertale
if you felt chittr hiccup that was me i did that
cant believe all my ui has to be shithead gray just because i dont feel like declaring my sexy and demure blood color to the whole of chittr human discrimination i tell you how am i supposed to thrive as a creator in these circumstances you want me to lie chittr dot ing get on my knees and whimper that sorry im not even a real blood boy i just fuck with this color scheme more than nothingburger anonymous im just gonna mark myself as the blood thats on the top i think that ones the best one and its not politically loaded at all
swallowed my tongue piercing?? #excuseme??
Have you seen me? I am the epitome of hot. You're just... sad.
my fault
lot of people are stupid on purpose about my name like "if youre not dave then whats the d stand for" absolutely nothing it doesnt stand for shit its a letter
:33 < i would let me wear my hat :33 < but then i'd have no hat and we'd be back at square one
I JUST FLINCHED LIKE AN ABUSED GRUB SEEING THAT FUCKING LOLLIPOP.
... If there's anyone out there that needs to hear this. You're doing great kid. I'm proud of you.
... Maybe i should try to hook up with a man again. It's been awhile. #nsfw #eridanweek
They did WHAT to #eridanweek ????
there can only be one.
IT HIT ME. BTW.
actually... maybe i should brb i gotta make sure my husband got a video of it for me
this is why i dont watch wrestling its just queers
I DONT THINK THEY CALL EACH OTHER BIG WHEN THEY WRESTLE
WHAT IS GOING ON AT ERIDANWEEK IS MY HUSBAND WATCHING LIVE GAY PORN #nsfw
yall trollbama announced michelle was fucking dead at #eridanweek man's be hiding shit, i just fucking know it.
I have just been informed "clapping" an individual does not mean applauding them. You are all insane.
CHITTR ISNT FRIENDLY TO BOYS WITH HOBBIES IS WHAT IVE LEARNED
being told i dont look autistic like im not actively rambling about my special interest to the lady ????? make it make sense
It Appears There Was Quite A Hustle For This Site, So I May As Well Join The "hype"
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
its great being #stable and #normal
My head hurts. People should die for this.
weather bein' all over the damn place. was 80 yesterday but no fuck me its 44 now
Thanks, I hate it.
besides everyone gets days where everything #hurts anyway so fuck it we ball. i got shit to do like always
Good morning chittr. I am going to bed.
fuck yes tbh figured the answer would be a simple "hell no"
i am a real otaku (i dont know what that means)
i really hope my kid wont be selectively nonverbal like i was
lowkey i get kind of in the dumps when thinking about my bro which i hate admitting, i wish he was still around as controversial as that is to say as a dave like i'm gonna get shunned with torches and pitchforks by the dave community for saying that i get that i have my dirk and all but it's not the same yknow, my bro wasn't a good person but he wasn't bad either, he was a real one the sickest of bros of all time sorry for #venting on here, the shades came off for a second my bad bros probably thinking im soft for this fml
you of all people tellin' me how to go to a shrink is somethin'. dunno how any of it feels. jus' wanna talk about it an' not feel like shit anytime i ain't high, drunk, or fuckin'. #substance #nsfw
I JusT SmokeD LikE ThreE BluntS BacK To BacK WisH Me LucK #substances https://c.tenor.com/sby_TKx2xPkAAAAd/tenor.gif
maybe I'd do this therapy thing more if they wouldn't be askin' me how im feelin about whatever the fuck all the time.
dang, i guess they came out of hiding also i should probably shut my ass up considering that it's not normal that i'm purple, i think i got so many questions on it when i first hopped on here #weirdasf
[... My hubris. Curse the ability to digest things. Perhaps all that yogurt was a mistake.] [I will uninstall my stomach. Eating is overrated. I technically don't even need to do that. I just wanted to be spiteful today.] https://imgflip.com/gif/ao6uv5
why is there suddenly so many bro's on, did the crash like call to them or something? no hate to them, my bro was pretty sick but it's still ungodly weird to see every other bro / dirk as orange
dude mine is still running on mcdonalds wifi tbh, this might just be a skill issue though
((I am in a sad mood do I make Dave sad?))
spades slick wants me to kill gay men #notcool
a whole week?? god damn how can anyone recognize you. im like a startled horse over here you slightly altered your appearance and silhouette and now ive got no idea who you are
Tread carefully, little brother. Who knows what kinds of japery await your unsuspecting heart.
I am making a follow-up announcement, as I believe I have inadvertently made my statement unclear. I am not announcing a ban of the Yuri or the Yaoi. I am merely stating I am personally no longer allowed to interact with this content. You all are, and will continue to be, able to exercise your first amendment right to freedom of speech and expression. I apologize for the confusion, and take full ownership of my actions.
dad slash brother being normal enough to go buy food gang were winning
It's so quiet all the time without him in my head. Dunno if that's why I'm on here so much. Need to fill the silence.
horse properganda
i am so fucking thirsty #nsfw im nawt evn shitposting anymore i jus GENUINELY need 2 get fuckin obliterated by horrible man cock or i am goin 2 wither away into dust
i got root beer in my kids hair do i wash it out or tell him it will make him look cooler
3833 < Sometimes people are nice for the sake of being nice. > 3833 < Take it in stride! > 38pp
youve been like the least egregious one but that bar is in hell so anyways yeah thank you
oh uh thanks i guess i never know how to react to yall
no its fine ill figure it out my brain is just everywhere all at once
I Would Simply Brood Harder And Soften Further Than You Ever Could.
slept like a rock fuuuck okay four hours of sleep is fine right what isnt fine is this aint my goddamn room i thought i took a cab hive
never say "pump those bars bro" ever again, thanks.
they shud lock me up 4 this
FAKE NEWS. HER PUSSY GETS WET. WHEN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT. #NSFW
see i have several hornyposts i could make but i have to wait until its already trending cause theres no way im starting that bandwagon you feel me #nsfw #hornyposting ig
Are u sureee/silly
i'd kill another universe version of myself if we met in person cause one of me is already enough.
guys i think were taking self love a little too far we are flying too close to the sun and our wax wings are sublimating #selfcest #nsfw
Nobody tell my wife I'm on here. We share everything else. But this is like my man cave.
WHY IS THE TOPIC #SELFCEST CHITTR... I'D PROBABLY NOT FUCK AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF MYSELF. PROBALY. #NSFW
almost freed of #molting for another 6 months cant wait to have all my glowy as fuck feathers in again
Everytime I've met another me I'd either wanted to kill him or we just had a long winded conversation of our issues. So it's interesting how many people you could say "Go fuck yourself" to and they'd do it. #nsfw slightly
The post before mine saying "id fuk mysled #selfcest", and then my post having people saying "no i wouldnt fuck an alt version of me" Jesus christ #nsfw
I told you the drones get confused easily. Now look what you’ve all done.
// call me about actually krabby patty the way my FUCKING PERIOD STARTED everytime a man gets his period and angel DIES
(( Msparp and DB are so dead. Hate and suffering on planet Earth. ))
wen is it MY turn for a blowie huh this is homophonbia #nsfw
They call me Sick Strider. This is because I got sick.
> 1 thought that wa2 called "ppv wre2tl1ng" <
Do you ever just Yeah.
As well as a starving man can.
Gay sex. #nsfw Still don't have anything to really hornypost about.
this is deep vro
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
me wen a strider pays attentiojnto to me nya meow meow purr nya hello hiii #nsfw
:F I did not sleep well. Hope you did.
there comes a point of no return just like this
I'm telling Dee on you.
word i woke up around an hour ago too
300 times cumulatively? Total? I feel like a serial alcoholic being cut off after a paltry few pints of ale. That rings of being met with a terrible fate. The mere thought alone haunts the mind to spine compromising shudders. Could not be me. I need a pillow and several blankets. @flightyBroad
i think they're pretty basic actually. fucking cur.
No That's Why I Buy Tcg Packs
go easy on me sir i never passed the sixth grade it takes me a coupla tries
you ain't even worth my time. can't even like or hate my posts at least.
dammit stop spittin facts out here
came home to find my computer crashed and the fucking documents i was about to unload on your asses missing. fucking knew i were being watched.
singlehandedly putting me in a torment nexus arent you between you and @honkhonkhonkHonkhonkhonkhonk im gonna wake up every day suffering
(( harassment is just fucking annoying i mean goddamn thats going from being worried about a minor to literally being a bully to em instead and doing more harm than good. being doxxed like that isnt a goddamn solution))
yeah exactly in fact telling em to fuck off my lawn has done the complete opposite