♦ pitied by @tactfulTactriun
Egg Day. The day rabbits try appropriation. Assholes.
B33 < please understand that efurry time you s33 me flirt with a karkat, its a slip up, a relapse, a moment of weakness
... Everyone is horny posting for some reason. #nsfw
i am filled with envy and rage
_@¡^_^'; sso who wass goiing to tell me that apparentlyy ccalliing myy friiend (who jusst happenss to be a flussh ccrussh) who iiss a boyy 'boyyfriiend' iiss alsso a term ussed byy humanss to mean ssomethiing equiivalent to a matesspriit???? To the troll iin myy hiivemate'ss repliiess- 1. No II'm not beiing forcced to do anyythiing, 2. II DIIDN’T KNOW IIT MEANT THAT!!!!!!! #iifbrosstriidersseessthiissjusstknowiimssorryythiissiissassiituatiionsshiipnowiiguessss¡@_
Chittr gpt is he pitch flirtihg oor am i ooverthinking this
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
You’re so boring, have some whimsy, man. Do something a little stupid. C‘mom.
Do humans not have sociologists? I could start posting troll sociological facts too, if you'd like. My intent wasn't to make humans feel lesser! I just feel that most trolls may not know much about humans and given the primary user base of this website, it seemed prudent to primarily focus on human sociology, rather than troll. My apologies!
... I lost track of time building my robot. severely exhausted.
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when your home lowkirkally gives stuck because of an undertale
when your home lowkirkally gives stuck because of an undertale
if you felt chittr hiccup that was me i did that
cant believe all my ui has to be shithead gray just because i dont feel like declaring my sexy and demure blood color to the whole of chittr human discrimination i tell you how am i supposed to thrive as a creator in these circumstances you want me to lie chittr dot ing get on my knees and whimper that sorry im not even a real blood boy i just fuck with this color scheme more than nothingburger anonymous im just gonna mark myself as the blood thats on the top i think that ones the best one and its not politically loaded at all
swallowed my tongue piercing?? #excuseme??
Have you seen me? I am the epitome of hot. You're just... sad.
lot of people are stupid on purpose about my name like "if youre not dave then whats the d stand for" absolutely nothing it doesnt stand for shit its a letter
No. I insist. It's completely fine.
:33 < i would let me wear my hat :33 < but then i'd have no hat and we'd be back at square one
Would you like to borrow mine?
I JUST FLINCHED LIKE AN ABUSED GRUB SEEING THAT FUCKING LOLLIPOP.
I am rather shy about my face... Apologies. https://i.ibb.co/LzyyRGwQ/image-2026-04-03-024856382.png
Tea will do wonders!
I do hope there are flying cars in the future. My world is bleaker than you alls it seems.
... If there's anyone out there that needs to hear this. You're doing great kid. I'm proud of you.
... Maybe i should try to hook up with a man again. It's been awhile. #nsfw #eridanweek
Pity I was unable to attend #eridanweek for the first few days. Surely it can't have been anything too life-changing or outrageous.
there can only be one.
actually... maybe i should brb i gotta make sure my husband got a video of it for me
this is why i dont watch wrestling its just queers
I DONT THINK THEY CALL EACH OTHER BIG WHEN THEY WRESTLE
WHAT IS GOING ON AT ERIDANWEEK IS MY HUSBAND WATCHING LIVE GAY PORN #nsfw
yall trollbama announced michelle was fucking dead at #eridanweek man's be hiding shit, i just fucking know it.
I have just been informed "clapping" an individual does not mean applauding them. You are all insane.
CHITTR ISNT FRIENDLY TO BOYS WITH HOBBIES IS WHAT IVE LEARNED
being told i dont look autistic like im not actively rambling about my special interest to the lady ????? make it make sense
It Appears There Was Quite A Hustle For This Site, So I May As Well Join The "hype"
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
its great being #stable and #normal
My head hurts. People should die for this.
weather bein' all over the damn place. was 80 yesterday but no fuck me its 44 now
Thanks, I hate it.
besides everyone gets days where everything #hurts anyway so fuck it we ball. i got shit to do like always
Good morning chittr. I am going to bed.
fuck yes tbh figured the answer would be a simple "hell no"
i am a real otaku (i dont know what that means)
i really hope my kid wont be selectively nonverbal like i was
lowkey i get kind of in the dumps when thinking about my bro which i hate admitting, i wish he was still around as controversial as that is to say as a dave like i'm gonna get shunned with torches and pitchforks by the dave community for saying that i get that i have my dirk and all but it's not the same yknow, my bro wasn't a good person but he wasn't bad either, he was a real one the sickest of bros of all time sorry for #venting on here, the shades came off for a second my bad bros probably thinking im soft for this fml
you of all people tellin' me how to go to a shrink is somethin'. dunno how any of it feels. jus' wanna talk about it an' not feel like shit anytime i ain't high, drunk, or fuckin'. #substance #nsfw
I JusT SmokeD LikE ThreE BluntS BacK To BacK WisH Me LucK #substances https://c.tenor.com/sby_TKx2xPkAAAAd/tenor.gif
maybe I'd do this therapy thing more if they wouldn't be askin' me how im feelin about whatever the fuck all the time.
dang, i guess they came out of hiding also i should probably shut my ass up considering that it's not normal that i'm purple, i think i got so many questions on it when i first hopped on here #weirdasf
[... My hubris. Curse the ability to digest things. Perhaps all that yogurt was a mistake.] [I will uninstall my stomach. Eating is overrated. I technically don't even need to do that. I just wanted to be spiteful today.] https://imgflip.com/gif/ao6uv5
why is there suddenly so many bro's on, did the crash like call to them or something? no hate to them, my bro was pretty sick but it's still ungodly weird to see every other bro / dirk as orange
dude mine is still running on mcdonalds wifi tbh, this might just be a skill issue though
((I am in a sad mood do I make Dave sad?))
spades slick wants me to kill gay men #notcool
a whole week?? god damn how can anyone recognize you. im like a startled horse over here you slightly altered your appearance and silhouette and now ive got no idea who you are
Tread carefully, little brother. Who knows what kinds of japery await your unsuspecting heart.
I am making a follow-up announcement, as I believe I have inadvertently made my statement unclear. I am not announcing a ban of the Yuri or the Yaoi. I am merely stating I am personally no longer allowed to interact with this content. You all are, and will continue to be, able to exercise your first amendment right to freedom of speech and expression. I apologize for the confusion, and take full ownership of my actions.
dad slash brother being normal enough to go buy food gang were winning
It's so quiet all the time without him in my head. Dunno if that's why I'm on here so much. Need to fill the silence.
horse properganda
i am so fucking thirsty #nsfw im nawt evn shitposting anymore i jus GENUINELY need 2 get fuckin obliterated by horrible man cock or i am goin 2 wither away into dust
i got root beer in my kids hair do i wash it out or tell him it will make him look cooler
3833 < Sometimes people are nice for the sake of being nice. > 3833 < Take it in stride! > 38pp
youve been like the least egregious one but that bar is in hell so anyways yeah thank you
oh uh thanks i guess i never know how to react to yall
no its fine ill figure it out my brain is just everywhere all at once
I Would Simply Brood Harder And Soften Further Than You Ever Could.
slept like a rock fuuuck okay four hours of sleep is fine right what isnt fine is this aint my goddamn room i thought i took a cab hive
never say "pump those bars bro" ever again, thanks.
they shud lock me up 4 this
FAKE NEWS. HER PUSSY GETS WET. WHEN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT. #NSFW
see i have several hornyposts i could make but i have to wait until its already trending cause theres no way im starting that bandwagon you feel me #nsfw #hornyposting ig
Are u sureee/silly
i'd kill another universe version of myself if we met in person cause one of me is already enough.
guys i think were taking self love a little too far we are flying too close to the sun and our wax wings are sublimating #selfcest #nsfw
Nobody tell my wife I'm on here. We share everything else. But this is like my man cave.
WHY IS THE TOPIC #SELFCEST CHITTR... I'D PROBABLY NOT FUCK AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF MYSELF. PROBALY. #NSFW
almost freed of #molting for another 6 months cant wait to have all my glowy as fuck feathers in again
Everytime I've met another me I'd either wanted to kill him or we just had a long winded conversation of our issues. So it's interesting how many people you could say "Go fuck yourself" to and they'd do it. #nsfw slightly
The post before mine saying "id fuk mysled #selfcest", and then my post having people saying "no i wouldnt fuck an alt version of me" Jesus christ #nsfw
I told you the drones get confused easily. Now look what you’ve all done.
// call me about actually krabby patty the way my FUCKING PERIOD STARTED everytime a man gets his period and angel DIES
(( Msparp and DB are so dead. Hate and suffering on planet Earth. ))
wen is it MY turn for a blowie huh this is homophonbia #nsfw
They call me Sick Strider. This is because I got sick.
> 1 thought that wa2 called "ppv wre2tl1ng" <
Do you ever just Yeah.
As well as a starving man can.
Gay sex. #nsfw Still don't have anything to really hornypost about.
this is deep vro
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
me wen a strider pays attentiojnto to me nya meow meow purr nya hello hiii #nsfw
:F I did not sleep well. Hope you did.
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there comes a point of no return just like this
I'm telling Dee on you.
word i woke up around an hour ago too
300 times cumulatively? Total? I feel like a serial alcoholic being cut off after a paltry few pints of ale. That rings of being met with a terrible fate. The mere thought alone haunts the mind to spine compromising shudders. Could not be me. I need a pillow and several blankets. @flightyBroad
i think they're pretty basic actually. fucking cur.
No That's Why I Buy Tcg Packs
go easy on me sir i never passed the sixth grade it takes me a coupla tries
you ain't even worth my time. can't even like or hate my posts at least.
dammit stop spittin facts out here
came home to find my computer crashed and the fucking documents i was about to unload on your asses missing. fucking knew i were being watched.
singlehandedly putting me in a torment nexus arent you between you and @honkhonkhonkHonkhonkhonkhonk im gonna wake up every day suffering
(( harassment is just fucking annoying i mean goddamn thats going from being worried about a minor to literally being a bully to em instead and doing more harm than good. being doxxed like that isnt a goddamn solution))
yeah exactly in fact telling em to fuck off my lawn has done the complete opposite