♥ liked by @whaleFall
The invisibles appreciation post? #comicpost
(( I think the world needs Troll Gerard Way ))
i read this in phineas from phineas and ferbs voice iykyk
Love living under @whaleFall rule. He's supported my upcoming from comics to music #nocasteismhere #theempire
Dude we're getting the band back together‼️
>> ¡ certa¡n1y don't m¡nd ડurpr¡ડeડ ;; or ¡'m 1earn¡ng maybe juડt anyth¡ng com¡ng from you
Currently remembering when you broke your foot 🤔 #imnotokay
● • Hey, • aan • introduction • of • sorts, • kindaa • sortaa. • I'm • Spaactr • "Daandy" • Diveno. • Or • just • Daandy • Diveno, • everyone • caalls • me • Daandy. • Saaturn's • lovely • greeting • aaside, • waassup? • Doing • this • sociaal • mediaa • thing, • not • entirely • my • style, • but • I'm • aalwaays • down • for • something • new. • I • think • we'll • aall • get • aalong • pretty • well, • right? • Yeaah. • Yeaah! • ●
Most of you on this site make me feel old and crotchety. I keep wanting to tell you all off.

"= ok now we've seen that uhhhh haha. what else. let's. move on. ="
>> Oh my god WOOF WOOF BARK AWOOF BRHRHFVRJ ARARAHRHHRH WOOF woof bark aaaaaa #vaguepoડt¡ng #nડfw
꒰8 aight, everyone Lo-ok here for a sec https://fiLe.garden/aVILn_Qn93xoMwYZ/CHITT/screenshot_2024-07-14_at_10.45.27_am.avif?v=1776653629400 8꒱
if you dont know how to read white text on a white background youve obviously never read anything by doc scratch

everyone on dash huddlin around huggin and cryin rn we got each other
>+. I HAD EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO NOT UNBLUR THAT .+<
Oh absolut(=ly... My n(=w slashroach qu(==n arriv(=d and sh(='s s(=ttl(=d into th(= colony v(=ry nic(=... Was quit(= sad to hav(= th(= old qu(==n di(= but... Th(=y don't liv(= v(=ry long...
If im gonna be honest chittr has been getting me through a lot of shit and im happy it exists its my rock sometimes
Let's project ★ll our collective doom onto one guy ★nd CULL HIM
time for everyoje ,toeat up https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cGIWDq6nBqs/hq720_2.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEYCMwCENAFSFryq4qpAwoIARUAAIhC0AEB&rs=AOn4CLA3VYpDKcNcCUHohRQITKeCwrrKnA
OOC Confession: I've been spending more time on Chittr than anywhere else recently and I'm honestly a little bit slightly beginning to see the line between reality and RP blur a tad. I forget I'm not my character sometimes. It's a Little concerning. ((yeah no thats so real. go take some time away from chittr man!))
>> a1r¡ght, ¡'m ડo1¡d1y tempted now you are a man of your word, Pertot
ʚ•ɞ W•w ur s• n•ble and brave!! G••d luck at war!! ʚ•ɞ

I, in an unrelated matter, do enjoy some cock sometimes. #nsfw
this damn website is at war with dick.
i like dick just not the one you're thinking about. which one is it you ask. only i can know. #suggestive #nsfw ?
>> you,,, r¡de at dawn,,, for d¡ck
|ve been told | cAn throw rotetn tomAtAtoes And yell At th|s Ace d|ck guy so Ace |f u see th|s u know whAt to eXpect

Diamonds Droog. https://i.ibb.co/Ld3vr8JN/diamondsdroog.png
c< ...i will be abstaiNiNg frOM tHis war, tHeN >c
>> ¡f ¡ ડee gay ડh¡t happen¡ng, then you've got my vote. but you'11 need to keep your word on ¡t, Pertot
someth|gn someth|ng b|g dAngerous h|ghblood ovr me when #nsfw #when
Monogamous People Confuse Me Sometimes, You Start Dating Someone Knowing They're Polyamorous, And Are Okay With Them 8eing Poly, And Then 8reak Up With Them When They Do Poly Stuff? Makes No Sense To Me At All I'll Say. #quadrants #drama #venting #nomonogamyhate
X Does anyone else ever get the urge to be violent when you get more than one ad at a time on grubtube? #violence ish x
Does anyone else randomly hear Minecraft OST throughout the day?
>> ¡m man¡feડt¡ng th¡ડ for you, Gguuyy
🔥If Jeff The Killerrr everrr decides t💥 be Jeff The Grrrillerrr, we can have an epic sh💥wd💥wn 💥f flav💥rrr!! #Flav💥rrrT💥wn #JeffTheGrrrillerrr #TrrripleDNati💥n🔥
K--<"@[username] hated your chit" <- message that is constantly at the bottom right of my screen no matter what i do because that is all i am to this website

im s0 sad can two boys come over and kiss in front of me for a little that would probably help i think clothes can stay on also it should be flush and chaste or at least one of them should want things to be flush and chaste maybe you could look over at me and say “but shes watching” or something to pretend thats the reason you cant go any farther i just need this right now (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, ESB, emotional support boys, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
c< sMOKiN ON tHat sea salt pacK #subsatNces wHile i Hit MOtHerfucKers witH cOMbOs tHat HaveNt beeN seeN siNce (iNsert figHtiNg gaMe Here) >c
(( idk what's happening tbh but i know there's a few kids hiding on this website from what i've heard so that's why i said the thing i said ))
((y'all the kid comment was made by a character listed at 200+ sweeps no one actually thinks your ocs are children
(lmao rn bc that's literally the first thing I checked)
<Sŏrry I fŏrgŏt nŏ / ŏnĕ căn bĕ ăssĕd / tŏ rĕăd ŏn thĭs / sĭtĕ>
<A lŏŏŏŏt ŏf kĭds / ŏn thĭs wĕbsĭtĕ. Bŭt / măybĕ I shŏŭldn't bĕ / sŭrprĭsĕd.> / <Yŏŭ knŏw. Gĭvĕn thĕ / stătĕ ŏf ĕvĕrythĭng>

sometimes she funny and i gotta pretend she aint for the hate

Received a comment on my previous post that read "I KEEP CHEATING ON MY MOIRAILS" and burst into laughter. I may be the boneheaded neanderthal in all this business, but discovering a partner has been unfaithful in THAT department simply does not deliver the same level of drama in my mind. "Dear, I cooked." "Oh, swell. What's for dinner?" "THAT FLOOZY YOU'VE BEEN PAPPING." #nsfw #gore too, I guess. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3db3e2e0cdbd.jpeg
I find it difficult not to worry. #vagueposting
♡♤♢♧ I'M Y♡UNG ♤ND CUTE. BTW. ♡♤♢♧
clueless comment lacking context. but still funny. you get a like.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926012800638259253/1495505017577275432/419.png?ex=69e67d15&is=69e52b95&hm=0a6a0e0ef319b06281a2cb06b06e839cf9b9299d54a465de81bccc3712339008& ((4/19 is the day i picked for my damara's ic wriggling day, so i did a silly little doodle))

damn tom from myspace
Gxxd afternxxn, splendid days, happy hunting my dear friends, assxciates, acquaintances, lxathed. I am enjxying xn my pxrch sxme bxrscht with beef, and sxme pampushky xn the side fxr dipping. It's a simply splendid night. :-)
#PSA Please stop him. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/073818ccd8a7.png - MC Oleana
amused by the age discourse oN this site. if 17 sweeps is "old" to you, coNsider returNiNg to your chrysalis, as it is clear you did Not pupate with a fully fuNctioNal paN.
I apologize for my inappropriate behavior yesterday. I was, as the youths say, “feeling myself.”
♡♤♢♧ I ♤M Y♡UNG!! ♤ND CUTE!!!!! ♤ND ♤LS♡ I ME♤N LIKE ♤NCEST♡R ♤GE MEN!!!! S♡ SHUT Y♡UR FUCKING M♡UTH! ♡♤♢♧

"= i'll remember it for. whenever it's useful. :) ="

"= what do i get. tell me. tell us. tell everyone above the number of meaningless significance beyond being longer. ="

"= 30 kull away from 10k kull. what. is my reward. reward us for 10k kull. ="
>> fbjડvrkwbej th¡ડ ¡ડ ડuch a good poડt

We are made for dreaming, for wandering the earth For what we have is all we need Framed inside a system Made to praise the tame A leash to keep our will restrained Drowning in the shadow, of the wonders we have built We are The ashes and the seeds Spirit of the water, let the rain pour down on me We know Our essence is the key #Lyricsposting

"= exciiiiting. :)! ="
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dda6d5820c88.jpg

↘️i hope all business and business-aligned trolls of good social standing and respectable essences of physical superiority continue to post images of themselves.↘️ ↗️THE SUITS ON DISPLAY HAVE MY STEPPRONGS CURLING IN PREEMPTIVE GLEE WITHIN THEIR CHEAP, LESSER, FALSE-HIDE MATERIALS.↗️ ↘️what crisp notch lapels.↘️ ↗️SUEDE SHOES.↗️ ↘️socks that reach to your midcalf.↘️ ↗️IS THAT NOT ALL YOU CAN DREAM OF AND MORE.↗️
:33< meowbeast purrs and kitty kisses

prett7 good, 7eah!

"= well. you've used the tag. there you go. the tag is there, post anything you want with it. ="
Visual Or Textual Media. Either Way I'll Be Looking Forward To It.
× Uh, Quardant Stuff Is Also Nsfwv I Guessss.. Just Do WVhatevver That You Think You Need To WVarn About ×
>> ડhare your thoughtડ Be open, be honeડt, be k¡nd anyth¡ng horny goeડ
>> The Preડ¡dent ડa¡d we can #nડfw #norma1poડt ડo wow boy do ¡ 1ove boobડ on women Women'ડ breaડtડ awooga
He liked my Chit teehee.
It seems many of you may believe “NormalPosting” cannot also entail #NSFW content. This is false. Is loving beautiful women not the most basic form we have? What is “normal” if not the primal attraction between us?
i talked to my therapist today! #normalposting
#normalposting is an entirely dubious word, and as such, normal is casually stalking your bestie.
ARE DROOG AND ROOG FLIRTIN IS THAT WHAT THIS IS
#no+normalpos+ing HI I AM WEEEIERDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHA I DO WEIRRD QVIEKY +HINGS!!!
BREAKING NEWS! T#ere's a new p#enomenon going around called #normalposting! If ever t#ere was a time to be a regular Jjooee Sc#moe, now is t#at time! So get out t#ere and be as bland as you can be!
🔥#N💥rrrmalP💥sting RRRememberrr Trrriple-D nati💥n, eat, drrrink, live, and brrreath FLAV💥RRR this week!!🔥
Some of you are quite odd fellows.
Maybe you all should consider “NormalMaxxing.”
My intern has questioned why I have been laughing so loudly, and I do not know how to explain to her that the current #NormalPosting trend is extremely amusing to me. Please advise.
the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse: like, pity, hate, and secret 4th emotion
My fellow constituents, I see many of you speaking about me in the Chittr.ing Official Discord. Thank you very much. I love you all as well.

studying for this cherubplay chitfic and the uppity opportunity is really sticking out to me! it feels very brat vs brat you know ( tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, cherubplay, power bottom vs power bottom, top on top, the dynamics are quite cosmic, #nsfw, more research needed, archive rating: 🐍)
#slaybeach of course baddie
If you ψant it to, if you don't you can be ugly too.
Gorgeous people... remember you are betta than them #beautiful #gorgeous #slayingeveryday #beautifulforever #ψokeupbeautiful
hey guys ignore my previous email im not gay
...#winner4winner #losersdontinteract #loserswillbeblocked...
[MM] is now Online Time's not on your side Nor is it on mine Time cares not for anyone I WIN THIS ON PURE MIGHT
≈ FORGIVE ME — if YOU WILL, then, — as the title of ruler has oppressive connotations IN a plethora OF — cultures that — I've WITNESSED, — including — THE vestiges OF MY OWN. ≈
((dont be sorry this is the funniest thing i've ever heard someone say about their own guy))
...little bitch baby's first crush...
Fuuuuun spider fact! Spiders have blue blood Unlike us, spiders have blue blood or more accurately, Hemolymph . In humans, oxygen is bound to a molecule that contains iron, this gives our blood that red color. However, in spiders, the molecule that oxygen is bound to contains copper, which gives their blood the blue color. And that is your #spiderfactoftheday
holy fuck do i have so much tension in my body how did that happen its not like im ever stressed or anything
// fuckit handmaiden be upon ye https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_1715.png
...i am getting a good grade in social media. which is both normal to want and possible to achieve #westaywinnin...
...#thirsttrap #nsfw https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Glass-of-water.jpg...

"= i'll be keeping eyes on your posts. i want to know. i always want to know. we'll see. ="
Quick ooc post for Pinning! This is Deadshot, he's an ancestor aged lime blood who was forcibly conscripted into the fleet as a young man and he's VERY jaded about it. He will be rude to people, it isn't personal and he doesn't even mean it 98% of the time. yes his handle is his ancestor title, no he will not use his real name ever. You can find out a bit more about him here https://toyhou.se/33462000.deadshot and on my fantroll tumblr, indig0trolls
(( i think ive been chitting too much i genuinely just called my bed my recuperacoon to an actual real life person in actual real life fuck my chud troll life jesus christ ))
Do NOT forget about #scaryevilsunday tomorrow or we are enemies for life.
. ^ ^ < • °) (` - 7 / L L 〵 乀 (ˍ ل ل しし_)\__ < THE LIONESS DOESNT CONCERN HERSELF WITH HOW ANNOYING PURR QUIRK MIGHT BE
\\ I think I have to take a break from RypitePosting. I'm starting to speak like him in real life and it's really disconcerting.
\\ If you see me posting here again tomorrow thats not me the Rypite tulpa took over my body and is the one calling the shots now.
𖠰Alright. Mash up the fish. Make sure there are no big chunks left. Choking hazard and all.
You guys don't understand, @carbolicGalvanologist literally made an effigy of me and tried to turn me into a little 8lack stain. You aaaaaaaall need to step up your h8 game. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b025c6f4bcf9.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1fd7f4a7c04.jpg
NOT ONE BLITHERING, TAINTCHAFING ZEPTOSECOND OF CONSCIOUSNESS AFTER WAKING UP POST-HORRIBLY COERCIVE #WRIGGLINGDAY CELEBRATION (THE FACTUAL PLEASANTRY OF WHICH WAS MORE AKIN TO PACKING A TRASH KILN WITH NOXIOUS MACROPLASTICS AND DANCING AROUND IT WHILE SINGING THE IMPERIAL ANTHEM WITH MY BELLOWSACS FULL OF LITERAL POISON) AND THE FIRST STIMULUS TO SEAR MY BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS IS CERULEAN. BLUE. TEXT. FUCK YOU, @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. THE TWENTY-FOUR-HOUR WINDOW IN WHICH I AM REQUIRED BY APPARENT KARMIC LAW TO BE ONE-HUNDRED-MILLIONTH OF A PERCENT NICER TO YOU HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED. THE DAMAGE IS DONE, AND I AM HERE. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. EXCEPT I DON'T. MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS HAVE EXPRESS SHIPPING TO THE FIRST HIGHER POWER TO PERMANENTLY TURN YOU INTO A SILHOUETTE ON THE PAVEMENT. BUT YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. I AM THE CHITTR. IT'S ME. #EVERYTHINGHURTS.
...i am going to be funny. [insert clever joke about whatever topic is trending right now here.]...
I 0wn the c0mplete w0rks 0f Tr0ll Junji It0. #manga
i shovld have my own +alk show called +he arolin show where i in+erview people bv+ since im a seadweller i shovld in+erview people vnderwa+er as my gimmick do yov +hink hvmans wovld wa+ch +his

Evening.
K--<new rule: anyone being happier than me on chittr will be immediately culled
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[MM] is now Offline trying hard is hard, so i try hard to try hard
Whoever takes a life— unless in the defense of another innocent life— it will be as if they have killed all of trollkind; and whoever saves a life, if will be as if they have saved all of trollkind.
I got subtitles and a vital signs chart irl
3833 < Trans women get behind me, I have a big fucking fork. >
♡♤♢♧ ♡K♤Y BUT ♡NLY BEC♤USE Y♡U S♤ID I'M CUTE WHICH IS TRUE BEC♤USE I'M VERY CUTE ♡♤♢♧
Entirely unrelated tx the gxings-xn within Chittr, have yxu lxt ever gxne gxlfing befxre..? It's very exhilarating, watching that little isxpxd skitter after a gxxd hit! Hee hee.
𝑻𝒐 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒎 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 "𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔": 𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔, 𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎. 𝑨𝒔𝒌 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒔𝒂𝒇𝒆. 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚, 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔. 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔. 𝑼𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓𝒔.

Yes right yes Fienfish .o°f the c.o°urse whatever y.o°u are saying

Aha yes thank y.o°u f.o°r this h.o°n.o°ring haha

Piss dang it
It Feels Like A Good Night To Consume Three Drinks At Once While Not Eating For Several Hours. Maybe I Will Have A Bagel Eventually. With Cream Cheese, Garlic, And Prosciutto.
we need to put every clown on this site into funny court. Funny trial even. I want some actual fucking jokes here or they are getting executed.


































































