♦ pitied by @whaleFall
i shoudlnt have eaten all of those chicken strips man i feel awful and bloated

◌ I am the CEO of a company and I am getting my expensively suited up behind handed to me on a silver platter in Monopoly. Truly humbling. ⧂
i don'+ wan+ +o hvr+ anyone anymore and all i +hink abov+ are +he horrible +hings i've done #ven+
there r more than a few ways to interpret "throw it back" here.

Throw the ball back at the grub.

malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: moderate temper tantrum

...whoever took the whole game to finish their last fucking task. you're on my list...

so many fusc)(ia and tyrian bloods. rulers, mafiosos, ot)(a versions a me, t)(e w)(ole kit and kaboodle. so excitin to see t)(e endless permutations of paradox space. so many notes to take. so many ways to innovate forms of brutality ive yet to tap into. lay it all on me!

>> ¡ waડn't th¡nk¡ng about ¡t honeડt1y ^ ^;;

>> ¡ ડwear on ¡t, ¡t'ડ not 1¡ke you were ca11¡ng yourડe1f a Tw¡nk or ડmth more def¡n¡t¡ve 1o1
,,,heavy i$ the head,,,that wear$ the crown,,,

>> ¡ don't fee1 1¡ke ¡t'ડ a bad th¡ng, Pertot
We talked about football Fiendish, does football really mean nothing to you?
COMPLETE IDIOTS TONIGHT, HUH?
Dni: Hemophobic, Marvus Selfshippers, Anti-Empire, 'Cull all high bloods', Empress Kinnies, East Alternian pop stans, Under 6 sweeps, Think slurs can't be reclaimed, Are super into culling, Antilowblood, People who make having their quadrants filled their entire personality, Dont know basic concepts around activism (im not here to teach you) Ask things here: https://forms.gle/EhMRs44p8mUuGfR59 Rustbloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Bronzebloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Goldenbloods: Ask to follow Olivebloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Jadebloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Tealbloods: Open Bluebloods: Ask to follow Indigobloods: Open Purplebloods: DNI Violetbloods: DNI Fuchsiablood: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒
You ever wonder why we stack so many foods? Cake, cheese and crackers, lasagna. Really makes you think about the tower of babel.

>> ¡ am abડo1ute1y torn between #yearnpoડt¡ng and #hornypoડt¡ng need gu¡dance, ડ¡ghhh #nડfw ¡mp1¡ed #ડuggeડt¡ve
should I get a new gender yes / no ◇ / ♧

>> not much, ડ¡r. ¡ ડpent a 1ot of the day cat-napp¡ng ¡f ¡'m be¡ng honeડt, and bond¡ng w¡th my h¡vebeaડtડ. come to th¡nk of ¡t, ¡'m not ડure ¡ ate yet today—
aN0THER bRUTAL dAY uNDER tHE h0T sUN. 1T fEELS g00D t0 bE a rA1NB0W dR1NKER aND 1MMUNE t0 1TS dEADLY rAYS
You look outside your window Ten megidos are waiting for you They are either going to beat you up, tell you when you are going to die, show you yaoi or show you the cool bugs they found
u miss 100% of the shots u take if ur not aiming for da right target. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
My best life Be a shame if something happened to that country
VVorld2 po2t nothIIn burger po2t2 an II dont 2ay that lIIghtly VVhat VVIIth all the nothIIn meal2 2erved on a cardboard platter on thII2 fe2terIIn 2hIIthole.

.o°k. I'm a girl by the way

I've seen the Amp.o°ras I mean this is m.o°res.o° just embarrassing
Weak

:33 < i should post more nudes :33 < i like the attention i get :33c
Why do some trolls purr? Is this a sign of being a bottom? #nsfw???

#JaneDirk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fa0ec0d50a57.jpg
hello everybody my name is egg welcome to another #livestream on the felt smp #fsmp but before we get started i want to shout out to my patrons so for my patrons, this is for you, OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! okay now that weve done that we can log in aaand my whole house is gone. damn.
i'vE HaD ToO MuCh cOfFeE AnD GaMbY Is fEeLiNg a vErY EnErGy.

Considering many of the Midnight Crew are snivelling cowards who 8lur professional lines and cohort with enemy factions to no longer 8e trusted. I am now creating an opposition faction, titled the "Punch" so any future antagonism to the frogs are "Felt" in full force.

tht burger was so satisfying oh my god i can die happy now #food #yum
[ I do not underssstand how. At hisss sssize. My lusssusss managesss to evade me. He isss disssgussstingly ssskilled. At hiding. ]
[ Well sssurely if you are. Commenting on my conversssational abilitiesss. Your own mussst be very good. But I sssee that they are not. Ssso you have no frond to ssstand on. ]
if *the* lead vocalist of my *favorite fucking band ever* just made a chittr account . . . o.o

🜏 @sliippɛrrySiidɛliinɛrr holy shii♱♱♱♱ ii ♱hiink ii kiinda diid ii♱ #nsfw #nsfwɛ #orriigamii #foldɛd♱ha♱bii♱xhliikɛablun♱ #bodyhorrrrorr #rro♱♱ɛnpiixpos♱ ( h♱♱ps://f2.♱oyhou.sɛ/fiilɛ/f2~♱oyhou~sɛ/iimagɛs/118656673_9xxD5SpiirrFjRRPkgG.png ) ♅

THAT BITCH LOVES ME. THAT BITCH LOVES ME MORE. THAT BITCH LOVES ME. THAT BITCH LOVES ME MORE. THAT BITCH LOVES ME. THAT BITCH LOVES ME MORE. THAT BITCH LOVES ME. THAT BITCH LOVES ME MORE. THAT BITCH LOVES ME. THAT BITCH LOVES ME MORE. THAT BITCH LOVES ME. DREAMY. EXAGGERATED JAW SHAKING SIGH. FORKED TONGuE. SPIT GLAZED. TEETH WASHING. ESOPHAGEAL GROWL. IS. FINALLY FINDING SOMEONE. WHO GETS IT. NOT. GRAND.

((i deadass wanna draw Kar w/ a grub but hhhgghhjhj. art block))

Every time i loog oon i set a timer foor hoow loong will it be until i get sexually harassed by a stranger oonline. Toonight is recoord-breaking
Oh man you can lik(=... s(=nd photos through h(=r(=... How do I do that... Sounds fun...
Oh absolut(=ly... My n(=w slashroach qu(==n arriv(=d and sh(='s s(=ttl(=d into th(= colony v(=ry nic(=... Was quit(= sad to hav(= th(= old qu(==n di(= but... Th(=y don't liv(= v(=ry long...
Fucking filling my feed with bullshit. Blocking.

[MM] is now Online im blocking this wackass mix ... FUCK
it feels like some of the erpers are kind of just a clique of their own just fucking eachother 24/7 and like there's nothing wrong with erp but if you're just fucking your friends do you gotta do that on everyone's timeline
tung tung tung sahur chitted ALL over the mods ((yeah sure man))

"= this is getting more irritating the longer it spends on my feed. if people do not want it. stoooop posssstiiiing. gah. ="
I am an ardent feminist and anti-racist. Think about what kind of people would want to go to war against that. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I have absolutely no idea what this Detective Ace Dick could have done to deserve this scorn and potential conflict against him. He seems to be a stand-up fellow after reading his chits, who has only the best interests of others in mind and has no problem speaking his own. While I typically err to the side of caution when it comes to early judgements, I must express my support for this individual now before it gets out of hand. #welovedick
literaly idgaf about the fish guy but pls keep clown on him 4 me -from the office of ace dick detective agency

I Believe The Vitriol Towards That Ill Spoken Detective Is Unwarranted, So I've Created A Phrase In Support Of Him. #welovedick obligatory #nsfw

c< ...i will be abstaiNiNg frOM tHis war, tHeN >c

Not my porkb3a2t, not my farm. I gotta g3t gr3a2y n 2hit
the fuck i do to u??? -from the office of ace dick detective agency

:33< mewr honor i cant be guilty im a cat!

1ght 1mma say 1t Just cull me
Though, this may be booze talking. I. Do feel I made a mistake. Maybe it does suck to be 16 and still lonely.
im convvinced half the time yall just look at the color of the post an react wwithout actually readin it
「 I’m finally something resembling clean but I can still feel that shit in my gills. 0/5 stars. ⥮
((Alright nvm i'm an idiot......))
<A lŏŏŏŏt ŏf kĭds / ŏn thĭs wĕbsĭtĕ. Bŭt / măybĕ I shŏŭldn't bĕ / sŭrprĭsĕd.> / <Yŏŭ knŏw. Gĭvĕn thĕ / stătĕ ŏf ĕvĕrythĭng>
I find it difficult not to worry. #vagueposting
>-;;;;€ᐷ 𓇼˚࿔ ugh @ll this p@per stuff is s@ he@d@che inducing。ᐟ。ᐟ。ᐟ d@ i re@lly h@ve t@ d@ @ll @f this n@w? plus @ l@t @f this stuff i re@lly d@n°t w@nn@ @gree with @r byp@ss。。。 ⋆˚༄
#PSA Please stop him. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/073818ccd8a7.png - MC Oleana
i am the evil version of myself because my door hand hook car door.

It had t.o° be d.o°ne but I f.o°rgive n.o°ne .o°f y.o°u
>-;;;;€ᐷ 𓇼˚࿔ @h m@n。。。 s@me@ne h@ted my chitt。。 ⋆˚༄
>-;;;;€ᐷ 𓇼˚࿔ I°m re@lly h@ppy t@ see quite @ few limebl@@ds here, i°m gl@d they°re just @s @ccepted。ᐟ ⋆˚༄
bb I'm honry can we pali -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Oh gog my lusus is on here
II was goiing to enjoy the niice spriing t weather but II shoulld have checked the type of weather fiirst. IIt’s all raiiny. Now my dress iis soaked and II’m wet. =:[

◥▶◀◤ —> Of course, breastie.
There is something also really funny about PM live blogging chasing my alt down

good morning freaks its a beautiful day and i intend to spend it not doing a damn thing >:)
wen can i go home ? -from the office of ace dick detective agency
THESE ADS ABOUT INDIGOBLOODS IN MY AREA NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Do my replies come off as pitiable. Is my Chad aura not strong enough…do I gotta beef it up more.

"= mmrrrrf. ok fine. i will shut up. i will be back though (yes this is fine). ="

Maybe I should enter my whore era. #suggestive ?
research is being done https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/other/beanburritosearchguurgle.png

cupe or bed?

:33< i hate that i have to anspurr this :33< its whatefur mew find hottest

important question is that a zahhak arrowv or normal

:33< *the mighty huntress lifts up her shirt and pulls down her pants to reveal a crotch tattoo that reads "abandon all hope ye who entpurr here" with an arrow pointing at her nook* :33< #nsfw
:> Mmmm I love drinking he^lthy it's my f^vorite. Mmm nutrience. Th^t's how I got to be six foot. <:
sigh. i guess No oNe ever really waNts to sell collectables.

"= zzzz............................................ ="

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:33< take all the time mew n33d qu33n

Get yo+ur well-deserved rest. Yo+u do+ eno+ugh fo+r the co+mmunity to+ earn a break.

[VideogameSkeletonFallingApart.mp3] Too tired to even #hornypost. I'll take care of all that tomorrow.

"= i'm going to sleep now. but it comforts me to know. you are telling everyone to be quiet now. it'll help me out. ="

c< dO i driNK faygO 2NigHt? dO i fucKiNg dare Myself witH tHis sHit? >c
My. My. My. My. My. My. What a delicious turn of events. Though I’ll remain skeptical until I’ve seen the ending of the little play.
i was told if i were to show my face id be seen as a more personable boss by the public! if this does not perform well im firing that nosey intern https://i.imgur.com/Fdqn9vl.png

okay I am in the slime now so I give it likle a solid rto or thres posts before I am ful ly asleop. whats uop, motherfuckers? #substances #slimeposting

uses the mediate react for what it's actually for. HOLY SHIT.
IT’s jusT inConGruous To posT piTybAiT And Then ComplAin AbouT GeTTinG piTy reACTions
#normalposting is an entirely dubious word, and as such, normal is casually stalking your bestie.

In the spirit of #normalposting I will now post something normal for me. I'm going to eat this fucking robot cat.
the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse: like, pity, hate, and secret 4th emotion
i go+ chrome in +his bvga++i, i'm s+rong in +his bvga++i. +wo v8s, ain'+ no svch +hing as drivin calm in +his bvga++i.
do no+ pi+y reac+ +his pos+

...i started my wildly successful business with just a small loan of one trillion caegars, i don't understand why you guys can't just make it work :/ obviously you're not working hard enough. i am very smart...

...i just said something too genuine. hold on. let me get back to my cool and aloof demeanor. fuck nuggets. there we go...

If toouching myself woon't help me get oover this quadrant coonfusioon noothing will #nsfw
ANYWAY. YOU KNOW, I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT SBAHJ AGAIN. OWEN WILSON IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN BEN STILLER IN IT, ARGUE WITH THE WALL.

...what gave it away...
i shovld have my own +alk show called +he arolin show where i in+erview people bv+ since im a seadweller i shovld in+erview people vnderwa+er as my gimmick do yov +hink hvmans wovld wa+ch +his
i hate it when a highblooood tries too act like they're hoot shit by actin' all mysterioous. y'all ain't mysterioous when ya doo that ya looook like dumbasses.
i just foought a bear, ask me anythin' aboout it
o- oh, right, as an update, my arm was repaired and my blood tanks were refilled ! everything is fine ! -o
I realize, I have 125 to 150 s≈eeps roundabout to live, and I'm but a fraction, but don't get old folks

- I'mm getting mmy mmediculler directions now frormm the mmediculler, to go see the mmedicullerr 🤣🤣 #GettingHelped #GettingHandled #GettingReady2Work
naknak i found a way to link this post directly to my heros computer 1 like = 1 boondollar wired to my pockets 1 hate = 1 boondollar wired to him instead i dont know what the other buttons do
ok hurry up den ??? -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I must die. For all my work to be completed, I must perish so that my body may act as a gateway for my Lord’s arrival. This event must occur, regardless of…new information. This event must occur. And then. And then.

IM. AWAKE
Being friends with a mad scientist actually does have some PERKS. But sometimes she really thinks too much outside of the BOX... https://file.garden/aeE4hfGxABo1ErBx/GhostHunt1.png

- Ok guys for reasons I cannot share with the Chitterer. Ring I CANNOT go to the regular mmediculler 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Oops

𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓿𝓲𝓫𝓮 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓵𝔂, 𝓘 𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾 (𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓾𝓫𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝓵𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓾𝓹𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓰) 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝔀𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰. 𝓛𝓮𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓫𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓲𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪 𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓼; 𝓽𝓱𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂, 𝓘 𝓪𝓼𝓴 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓲𝓼 𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭: ♦) 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓫𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓳𝓾𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝔃𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓯𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽, ♣) 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓆𝓊𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒽𝑒𝓃𝓈𝓃𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒿𝓊𝓂𝓅𝑒𝒹 𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓏𝓎 𝓌𝑜𝑜𝒻𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓉
Mmmm, nobody to wwatch me twwirl, girl (Oh no) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
[ Greetingsss. It isss. A lovely day. To be on Chittr. ]
they¶wont¶stop¶arguing¶so¶im¶on¶my¶phone¶until¶theyre¶done¶and¶ready¶to¶continue¶our¶campaign¶#flarp
any1 got any clues on da case -from the office of ace dick detective agency

https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/limitededitionscalemate @bleakBleater Your Scalemate, for when you're Back.

Looks like it didn't Embed. Oh Well!
Hey Glloom!! Good sunriise to you too!!
's anotherr alterrnia thin' Rrypite. Some folk don't have 'em. Some don't have one by choice.

Oh my Gosh! Are you Serious!? I could get in Touch with some People.

Probably for the Best. Are you heading back to your Hive?

Good Evening, Gloom! Feeling Better after Last Night?
RENARD IS TELLING ME TO SAY six. BUT ALSO seven.

- Oh no 🤣🤣🤣 What's that mmean$

∻F☢r n☢w.∻
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( i scurried into one of the subcaverns only i can get into but i got stuck on the way back because of my big dumb horns )

:33 < fur real

:33 < i wake up, each meowrning, and give a big lion yawn. :33 < sefural people at the ihop i fell asl33p at leave, hiding their children furrom me
challenging the entire timeline to battle come get your ass kicking

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CḪ many tHanks to Pluuto for InformIng me of tHIs medIa sIte... InterestIng to see tHe many tHougHts and Head-cHItterIngs put to keyboard from all manner of folks.
New Post --> Check It! ↓ Posting Powers Fading... Transcoded from my magical steam punk machine
They get one chance to tell a actual joke before you give them a ass beating
hell yeah. i lꙮve this - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Esoteric beam

"= nonsense but maybe they match. ="

:33 < :33!!!!!

^^ Oh, that just puts the biggest smile on my face. I might even use an emoticon for once. ^^ ^^ :3 ^^

:33 < uwu *turns you into a ford f150*
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( oh god theyre getting the shovels )

∻Challenging that ☢ne verb☢se bluebl☢☢d in specific t☢ get his ass beat.∻

I like when trolls get on chittr dot ing and do the whole posturing I kill you, I kill you forever I am the coolest strongerest ever thing. Baby girl, this is a Wendys. We sell horny posts and crazy ass parties. Please.

- Everything 'as so comming up Mintylt! 😄😄😄 #BestDayEver #PutItInFatesHanda

they did n0t 1et me take my batteriez which meanz it iz n0t a g00d time t0 be 10w energy. but. i zupp0ze thiz meanz i get my wa1king practize in.


































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