Willow Graves
@disturbedAperture
♰ she/her photographer of the undead mind yourself, you never know who's watching DMs open♰
That said, I do wish to take my own moment... I've made it more than clear to you how deep my affection for you goes. How I relish in the moments where you bewitch me. Even in our time apart I think of you. Even in my time of prayer I think of you. Even in my time of worship and praise to God I think of you. Oh, my lamb... I count the seconds towards which I can truly make you mine. To you I would forfeit my soul. - Matthew 16:26
♰ soul devotion.. mm… ♰
♰ suck the beer off my dress. ♰
<<"...is that an order?">>
<<"then yyes ma'am o7">>
TAKE·THAT·SOAKED·SHIT·OFF·AND·SMACK·IT·ON·THE·VALL·LIKE·A·MILK·VEBKIN #suggestive
⚇ we makin' noises? ⚇ HOINK ⚇
♰ i know you do consistently ♰
NO̶ iD̶ea hO̶w I M̶aD̶e it tO̶ A-Tier but since I’M̶ an egO̶M̶aniac I’ll take it!
♰ mm. without intending to feed it further, your username is quite endearing :) ♰
I will decline to explain any tight specifics but know these are the current criteria of my rankings. Doc Scratch’s Perfectly Objective Tier Criteria The rankings were determined according to a number of factors, most of which are not visible from your current position in the narrative. Considerations included, but were not limited to: The user’s apparent willingness to be observed. The ratio of theatrical intent to clerical usefulness. Whether its capitalization behaved itself when left unattended. The degree to which the handle seemed to already know where it belonged. Probable survivability in a room with expensive furniture. The extent to which the name suggested either destiny, inconvenience, or a very brief administrative error. Whether I found it amusing at the precise moment I looked at it. The presence of certain recurring shapes, sounds, implications, omens, habits, mistakes, and other such measurable phenomena. How confidently the user could be placed without further thought. Any resemblance to prior handles, future handles, alternate handles, or handles that only exist in doomed branches of the account list. The final placements should not be mistaken for a moral judgment, a popularity contest, or a statement of objective worth. They are merely correct.
♰ so called doctor i will need an in depth explanation of my ranking. go on. ♰
I owe you nothing. I may provide explanations in the future.
concept: the priest whimpering out helpless moans as your hands travel over his body the sight of someone who is always so stern and sure of himself now a whining mess "forgive me" he pants out desperately he finally reaches out to grab your hips though flinches as if even touching you burns "forgive me for what im about to do" (tags: Reader/Priest, #rankworks, #religion, #nsfw, pathetic men, quadless, i understand this can have a lot of different contexts, so just use what you like most, clurch/lowblood included, archive rating: M)
♰ to see him like this... divine ♰
⚇ fellow clowns i'm curious. ⚇ what effect do your chucklevoodoos have? ⚇ i'll start. ⚇ mine target the grief center of the think pan. ⚇ make motherfuckers immobile with memories of all the shit they lost. ⚇ now you go. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
@t+egoodScratc+doctor i am in cat+olic love wit+ you i want to be wed and +ave many genetically questionable grubs t+e only t+ing confession i +ave to make fat+er is my undying love to you t+at i will now loudly declare to ot+ers @cryptaest+eticCompanion @positivelyElated @emotionalCorpse
♰ when did you become catholic ♰
₍^. .^₎⟆ B!tchesSSs love my k!tty swag (! don’t actually call people b!tchesss plsS don’t be mad)꠹
♰ i forgive you kitty :) ♰
Clowns will really get on chittr dot ing and say some shit like, "But we only kill by the dozens violently and mercilessly SOMETIMES. We're really just cute nicies little guys. C'mon. I don't even have blood on my shoes or nothing." And we're just supposed to like, Eat it?????
♰ they think its so cute too, don't they? its sickening ♰
@pitilessdispatch guess what???
♰ what do you expect from a cave dweller? hes too busy testing genmat flavors for the mothergrub. ♰
do you ever watch someone talk and talk and eventually it all falls into their words shortening then finally turning into one spiteful little word it’s truly one of the few joys left on alternia to watch someone devolve like that in real time lmfao
♰ deeply satisfying ♰
you show your sadistic streaks bit by bit equally as fascinating . . . >///>
♰ it is a pleasure to have you bare witness to them, brings a little fun to my night... ♰
as i am better t+an my ancestors and i +ave learned i will only cull t+e bourgeoise
♰ and that makes you sooo much better :) ♰
did t+is +allowed bitc+ of t+e utmost debauc+ery just call me a fake c+rommunist because im not mentally ill
i am trying to figure out if we agree on t+e met+od as would any normal person discussing t+e subject wit+ you i am not a trollstalinist or a zedongist i +ave no interest in owners+ip or dictators+ip im an anarc+o c+rommunist and it wasnt t+at +ard of a question to answer
♰ see was it that hard? glad we can agree. now what are you actually doing to contribute. ♰
not at all i t+ink we mig+t +ave a more productive conversation if i could s+ow you my contributions after all anyone can say anyt+ing over text
♰ you’re going to have to be a little less vague. i don’t just hand out coordinates to mid-bloods who tell me they “have something to show me” :/ ♰
i only cull t+e bourgeoise lets stop bickering and see +ow we can work toget+er to tear down t+is fascist regime and become a society made for and by t+e proletariat
♰ wow it sounds even more fake than it did before you vaguely threatened me. ♰